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I'm about 56kg rn but I my ultimate goal is 77kg. I'll settle for 70 and work my way up. I've been trying to dirty bulk but I've had no success. Any tips from fit or fatanons?
Add a little bit of food at a time. It's not easy to build an appetite. Try a glass of milk twice a day to start in addition to your regular food. After a couple weeks if that feels good you can add some meat or potato. Just keep repeating every few weeks adding food. Make sure to exercise so you don't get chunky.
We speak american here sir

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Homeless girl came up to my window at a stop. She was cute, probably only 21, wearing a red baseball cap. She asked me if I would give her a couple bucks for her and her dog. I told her that I could take her out to lunch then hang out at my place, and I'll give her a hundred bucks.

I thought for sure she would say yes but when I looked at her, she was gone, she was already at the next car asking them for money, and the guy actually handed her a $5.

How can I get revenge against this trashy homeless bitch? Yeah I wanted pussy but I also offered her a days wage. Should I report her to the cops and say she propositioned me? I don't think that this bitch should be tricking guys into feeding her heroin addiction, you know.
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how are kekposters still a thing
Congrats. You are the biggest loser on 4chan.
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>Congrats. You are the biggest loser on 4chan.
OP she rejected you because lmao what were you seriously expecting retard.
Did she trick you? You are the one who literally suggested sexual extortion.
oh my god you are too autistic to understand this shut up

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Picrews, toonmes, rate me shit, and hookups go to the /soc/ ATOGA: >>>/soc/32203082
Check FAQ; ask for detail on entries needed
Be concise; use linebreaks
This isn't GIOYC

>What do men/women think about <any trait/interest incl. looks/figure, virginity/bodycount, height, fitness, penis/breasts/butt size/shape, sex act>?
>Do any <men/women> like <a complex on the above>?
There's no one answer, but complexes are a turn-off

>Where do I go on a date?
Coffee is the ideal 1st date, but any of these work: food, drinks, ice cream, froyo, film, zoo, aquarium, museum, gallery, park

>I'm shy/afraid of <people/rejection>

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I'm a penis scientist, as I have one, am interested in the measurements, and have had enough conversations about mine and dicks in general (since I technically have an average girth, but it seems that the shape has made it feel a little on the thicker side) in order to find out what women actually like about them
>tfw I know so much about the ways that women enjoy dicks that women think I'm one of them
Suffering from success
>how much do you make?
>do you live alone or with family/a partner?
>how much is your rent in USD?

no i'm not some stupid dataminer i'm trying to gauge how hard it might be to help my bf move out of his abusive mom's house

Not as big of a problem if they're not still in school actually.
They don't actually exist, no a woman being 101 lbs is not overweight literally stop
>Just deal with it. People want different things when it comes to just sex vs actual relationships and that okay
I can't deal with it. I dont wanna be the goody two shoes that has to dance like a monkey for sex

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HTGWG is by men, for men, about women. Anything related to getting (and dealing with) women goes here. All anons are welcome to ask questions from more experienced anons, share experiences, get a second opinion, and give updates on advice received. It doesn't matter what you're struggling with, we know how hard it can be, we got you brah.

HTGWG is NOT for whining, moping, incel-dom, hopelessness, or any of that crap. If you've given up, then go bitch about it somewhere else. Ignore the miserable posters who refuse to put in any effort. Let them rot. They have every other thread on /adv/ to writhe in and every other board, too.

New posters are encouraged to share their latest experience with women, be it an attempt to approach, a date, a cute girl from school, or just a girl you saw somewhere and thought was cute, but hesitated to go and talk to her. Also read the FAQ before asking questions.

Reminder that context is important. If you're asking for advice don't just ask 'This girl ghosted me, why?', we can't understand what your situation is like. Try to help other anons understand so they can help you, add as much (useful) context as possible ("I was at the bar, this chick was checking me out and .....", what your relationship is with the girl, how long have you known her, screenshots or outline of conversation if any, etc). Don't forget to ask an actual question.

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you're from a third world country
Manipulation or not, you get to have sex and marry them. And they won't easily come off you because it would bring shame to their families. Especially in a society that upholds traditional values as opposed to American. Basically, you're much better off taking on whatever tiny risks you have to rather than wasting your time over here.
I also worry that voice sounds autistic or something. Idk if that’s even a thing. I feel it really stands out when I listen to recordings of it but I have no one to ask right now if my voice really does sound different.
Had a shit club night. Was waiting for girls to show interest but only one ugly girl showed interest. I need to start approaching girls who don't show interest because more than half of times I go to clubs no girls show interest.
Just find a whore like you mate, shouldn't be took difficult if you're already pulling. Just take it slower than you're used to.

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It's getting to the point that I can't remember what task I'm doing because I'm in my own world 24/7. I can't focus and it's getting out of hand. Is there anyway to deal with it? I have very high visuospatial skills, which means I can visualize an apple with in multiple directions in immense detail using my mental process. It's basically having a TV installed in your head.
Get on a schedule, set timers for them so you snap out of it when it happens.
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I'll try that method out, thanks!

fuck off shill

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Anyone have experience taking psilocybin?
Is it likely to hit harder because I haven't slept in 25 hours, or am I better off taking them on a full nights rest?

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There's this egotistical, Alpha-male type of guy in my neighborhood who mogs me in height, jaw and so on and he knows it.
Every time I pass by him, he maintains uncomfortable eye contact with me, and smirks and says something quietly as he walks past me.
I don't know how to deal with him. What to do?
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Sounds more like a generalization to me
You are a tranny don't lie
Avoid eye contact and completely ignore him. Ideally you would have zero reaction to anything he does.
If it was me, he would've already been freaked out by my bigger ego and bigger smirk. I do this a lot in the city. My altar is stronger. What you need to do is be connected to a stronger altar and then you realize where David's confidence before Goliath came from.

how do u live alone without going insane?
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>how do u live alone without going insane?
by having experience and understanding what its like to live with demons or absolutely low-IQ people. Only after that will you understand how peaceful living a solid life alone is. All you have is yourself and to focus on your life goals.
be a misanthrope. don't have to be a full blown one but just hate people enough that solitude doesn't affect you anymore
>t. misanthrope since I was 11
Haha yeah, you seem very focused on your life goals right now anon!
I am, but I still go nuts. I genuinely enjoy being alone yet my brain and body start malfunctioning from being so isolated, probably genetic or something.
Get a pet

Or talk to yourself no big deal
Better to keep that nonverbal tho

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ive been getting some unsolicited comments from women lately and am trying to understand if I am just being overdramatic or if it is legitimately innapropriate.
for example this morning i was out for a run on a local trail, i came across a 40/50 something yr old woman with her teenage daughter and dog, and as i am trying to run past them, the mom blocked the path and commented something like "thats my kind of man, i can feel it all over my body" while rubbing her hands on her body. all i could muster was a faint "...oh" and brushed past them to continue running. i could hear them both laughing in the background as i ran away.
is this not wildly innapropriate in this age of #metoo and catcalling being a no-no? i feel like if the roles were reversed and I blocked the path of a young woman in the park, and stopped her to tell her shes my kind of woman, i can feel it all over my body i would get slapped, labelled a creep or worse get the cops called on me for harrassment. its the same at work.. women who are clearly married try to make passes at me, flirting with me to get favours and get their work expedited. i feel it is insulting, i am not a piece of meat. i think the next time this happens im going to make a point to be more forceful and call them out for this behaviour.
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trust me bro, i was as in shock as you were, like wtf am i hearing some wine mom is making uncalled for comments to me. just let me run lady
Not op, but 40-50 year old women are really capable of being that awkward, trust me.
i got the vibe that she might have been a little sauced, it was at like 11 am so could have started the day with some mimosas or whatever lol. i mainly just didnt want to get bit by her dog

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I've been having trouble enjoying much of anything really and idk what to do about it, I cant even seem to get an emotional response from the most of the things that I enjoy
bumping so i can get an answer too
Do you use any drugs? Theres a lot of factors that can affect you. Have you been eating well? Vitamin D? Sleep? Exercise?
look at 4chan homepage list of different boards and see what something new to do

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>No woman wants to be with some weird unkempt man in his mid-20s who never leaves his filthy video game filled apartment, has no friends, has no hobbies, probably unhealthy or unfashionable, and is a pain to talk to
Why the fuck not?
The fact that this is true enrages me to no end. It just tells me ALL women are superficial beings who aren't worth my respect. It makes me feel as though even if they find me attractive they will never really love me, they'll only objectify me as a list of achievements but not see me as a real human being, so if I do ever get a job, friends, and become healthy, and hit a peak in attractiveness I'll just pump and dump every girl I meet no matter how slutty or otherwise they are or aren't because deep down they're all the same.
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>So again, all women are just materialistic whores?
yes and you are an incel who doesn't understand basic instinct- keep seething while every other dude is able to learn and adapt in order to get women and you wont. Seems you have been living under a rock the past 10 years bro. A last helpful tidbit for you and I am out of here, good luck OP. Video related:

Right just wanted to confirm it, how unfortunate, ah well then I guess it really is just going to be a lifetime of casual sex and never investing in relationships ever again.
>You either do what women find attractive or you don't.
I refuse to abide by womens rules without ruining their lives as punishment.
>Even animals in nature understand competiton while your pathetic ass cannot.
This is the gayest fucking argument and anytime I read it I discard any posts made by this person, animals are pedophiles and rapists in nature.
Unironically yes.
>So again, all women are just materialistic whores?
Qouldnt you say its rather materialistic of you to demand a woman that qas born with a biological vagina? There are plenty of trans woman who would love to have a neet boyfriend
Actually Chud, Snopes fact checked your claim and now even trannies are Chad and Stacy only because they're scared of chasers and maladjusted neets baiting them.
You type like a fat person, incel.

>be me
>19 y/o male
>not particularly good at anything
>decent at art and animation but not at level that could financially sustain me and that’s on the way out the door because of AI
>besides, can’t think of anything I enjoy enough that doing it all day every day my whole life would be enjoyable
>consequently have no idea what to do with my life. Certainly no idea what I would study in college
>thinking of buying a minivan and living in it so at least I won’t be in my parents house
>eventually would like to get married and have kids but americaneconomy.webp
literally wat do
Am I supposed to just rot in a car for 50 years and then die?
>Am I supposed to just rot in a car for 50 years and then die?
Yes. Welcome to wage slavery you stupid bastard. Also you should TOTALLY get married like a good little slave and get raped in divorce court so badly that you never recover.
>b-but that won’t happen to me!
Sure thing pal, that’s what all the others said too. This is your fate as an American man. Have fun!
go balls deep on art and try to become a wealthy artist selling art. you will not regret it despite your suffering

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How does one awaken a non-believer to the spirit of God? My girlfriend does not have any sort of religious faith of any kind. She is very respectful but simply does not believe. She actually wants to believe, so she can be a proper wife to me when we get married but she does not yet have the faith herself, and doesn't want to do any sort of religious conversion simply for the sake of me when she would know it isn't sincere and for actual faith in God.

Any advice? I plan to stand by her always even if she can't find God but it's of course very important to me.
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shrooms/acid, not that it will make you religious or believe in a magic sky daddy but once you open pandoras box to the underlying nature of existence and blow your perception of reality into pieces you will undoubtedly start believing in some greater mechanism outside of our understanding and control, this is a double-edged sword however, the absurdity and temporary nature of everything can induce many depressive emotions, to know that all of this is just a temporary dream, possibly without any meaning, and that you will lose everything you hold dear without being able to do anything about it is not a thing many people can cope with
Thank you all for insightful answers from both believers and non-believers. I have brought her with me to religious services a number of times and as I said she is very respectful and open minded to learn. I also presented what I would consider a non-denominational approach to the existence of God as the source of all creation, and to which we offer supplication for the miracle of creation itself, as well as further direct supplication for the specific ancestral miracles of days gone by and day to day miracles. She felt that my explanation was suitable and did not feel averse in any way to it because that explanation was fairly sound- a position of gratitude for the statistical improbability that was overcome in order to arrive at present day, present time. Likewise, a position of humility to the maker of all things, for though man may toil and fashion things from the universe around him, man does not create the universe itself, merely plays within it. These are fairly rational positions - to be grateful for existence and to offer mindfulness in the wake of that existence.

Getting into God as the divinity is where we reach the hurdle, because she is honest in that she does not at present believe but would like to.
Imagine not believing in Jesus. That could never be me. I couldn't be trash like that. Imagine being a failure in every aspect of your life.
>How does one awaken a non-believer to the spirit of God?
It is not YOU doing the convincing but it is God but of course you are ignorant of the mindset of walking with God. Of course you are. You actually considered promoting that trash OP religion that is nothing but pure garbage, spiritually. Absolutely disgusting.
I'm in the same boat as your girlfriend, I was raised Baptist but I never believed and eventually just stopped caring. Once I came to terms with a death with no afterlife I think I shot myself in the foot when it comes to ever finding a religion.
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show by example

when people ask why you are so strong and beautiful credit the sabbath and living correctly

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what the hell kinda music do you listen to then

are you at least like into indie hipster rock type shit which is like the distant cousin to metalheads and goths etc but at least somewhat related

is it just you who keeps making these exact same threads all the time where you want a goth/metal/punk/alt girl but you don't listen to the music and don't enjoy the culture and don't want to take part in the fashion either

like I've said in all those other threads, you can just kinda get by with being a generic hoodie dude who dresses kinda skater and listens to whatever radio rock, but you need at least one toe in the alternative world if you want an alternative gf
I guess there's also level to which they're commited to the fashion/lifestyle, some girls are just kinda "punky" or listen to mostly classic rock as well as 1970s metal, and they just wear mom jeans or whatever.

plus punk and metal isn't all terrible noise, there's loads of variety, and with goths you also have their whole worlds of electronic music. There's something for everyone, try it out.
How can I make overweight women attracted to me?
>is it just you who keeps making these exact same threads all the time where you want a goth/metal/punk/alt girl but you don't listen to the music and don't enjoy the culture and don't want to take part in the fashion either
Naw man I only ever made one plus one post on /mu/.
>like I've said in all those other threads, you can just kinda get by with being a generic hoodie dude who dresses kinda skater and listens to whatever radio rock, but you need at least one toe in the alternative world if you want an alternative gf
Hm, no that's gay.
>what the hell kinda music do you listen to then
I'm going to be blunt with you I do listen to some of the stuff you listed but not extreme metal or hardcore punk which is the sort of girls I want to date, not goths or alts or any of the music listed, I'm talking explicit punk and metal fans only, crust punk girls you could say, but I don't want to give even the slightest hint of a shit about their music, I just want to fuck them.
I have the opposite issue. I love the music and other abrasive, occult, or experimental art, but I fucking hate the idea of committing to any sort of look or subculture. I look and act normal, as does everyone/everything I spend time around, and I don't really feel comfortable around the goth/punk/metalhead types or even at the concerts of bands I love. I don't know what it is exactly but something about it is offputting, I guess the effort they put into making their interests/personality as visible as possible reads as artificial to me
Though I did recently meet an "alt" chick at a show (the girl only had one small tattoo, a relatively tame outfit, not much makeup) and she was really cool. I thought we hit it off, but she ended up ghosting me and part of me thinks it's because I wasn't the type she was used to dating or being around. Now I really want to find that again because it's hard finding someone into the same shit, but I feel like I'm going to have to start playing into this to find a girl like that

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I started talking to this girl that I met at a Bible Study a couple months ago when I saw her at the corner of the room alone and I worked up the courage to talk to her. She found my name in our Group Chat and DM'd me saying she enjoyed talking to me and we've been talking semi-consistently ever since.

She's really nice and really conservative (which I like) but I'm almost 4 years older (she's 19 I'm 23) and I'm probably like a 7 while she's also a 7. I make a lot more money than her as well.

Anyways, I asked her if she wanted to hangout this weekend but there's this church camp she's going to so she said she couldn't go but she definitely wants to some other time over the summer.

Our texts back and forth are more-or-less just us asking each other how we are doing so it's not anything that romantic.

Does she like me and if so when should I ask if she wants to hangout again?
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Uh... the bible?

Studying the bible. It's right in the goddamned name.
I think she does. Hang out with her and find out more
Court her bro, do it old school and meet the senpai and all that jazz, then marry her. Do it!

Yeh, she likes you bro. Ask her what her favorite Bible book is.

No, I'm actually serious.

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