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i've been a wage cuck for about several months, slaving away in a fast food joint, and having the usual problem any wage cuck has. minimum wage, bitchy customers, physical labor, yadayadayada. no hope for becoming manager. I'm saving up for a decent car and at this rate it'll take a year to reach my goal. but all the jobs in my area are fast food or retail. any job outside is too far and i'd need a car for that. does anyone know any jobs i could do online/at home? i'm proficient in 3 languages, interested in editing and writing in general. not going to become a camgirl, sell feet pics, or essentially sell my body

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3 tests and 2 projects due next week

I've barely started on the first project and haven't even touched my revision notes

I'm fucking stressed anons. What do I do?
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Close 4chan you [insult] and get to work. It's still Tuesday, you have plenty of time if you dont slack off. Start off by setting a personal schedule for yourself if that works for you. Look over the details of your projects/study material and ask instructors for questions before it's too late to do so.
Dont forget to take breaks, but do it the right way. Dont just open up another tab and get lost in the void, go outside and take a walk, get something to eat, etc so when you come back you actually feel energized and maybe even inspired.
First things first is to CLOSE 4CHAN. Part of me thinks you already know what needs to be done and this thread is just a way of procrastination. The sooner you get to work, the sooner you'll get into the swing of things and the stress may start to be alleviated.

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write an anon letter to someone who might read it /adv/
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I love you and I made a plastic heart for you.
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Reply to this post or your mom will die in her sleep tonight.0
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>>20597466
Chris-chan is that you?
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>>20597472
Fuck you, you ass
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Dear B,

Where the hell did you go?
we always had the best talks

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Does anyone have a guide for that "thing", i dont know the name,but it's a system where you get free plane flights based on previous points you have gathered from other flights.
I think you need to reach a certain point and then it becomes a snow-ball effect where you can fly more and more.

theres a forum for it but i forgot what the method is even called
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I know some guy that had it, but he didn't fly so good

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WHAT HAPPENS IF YOUR PEE IS DARK BLUE?

I ATE SOME MUD FROM THE GROUND YESTERDAY (ABOUT 16 KILOS OF MUD) AND NOW MY URINE IS DARK BLUE AND I REGULARLY FALL ASLEEP FOR PERIODS OF 5 HOURS AND THEN WAKE UP

WTF
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Go to the doctor, you pig

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Do you believe that love is real?
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>>20596551
Idealist idiot, I was taught by Catholics in the confirmation they literally explained how love between couples isn't real but tolerance and understanding is what remains and why children are important. Did research on my own as well, these thoughts didn't come from nowhere, if you want to live in your reality do it but don't involve me
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>>20595663
I'm just here to say this guy is correct.

Don't reproduce people. Think about it logically.
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>>20595663
I mean, if we’re being reductionist then why not say those chemicals don’t exist because they’re just made out of quarks and stuff.

I’d argue that it’s just as comforting to see love for the chemicals responsible because chemicals can be manipulated. Failed relationship? take an oxytocin antagonist regularly to upregulate the receptors so that the next one avoids the trap of being less impactful. None of this “oh fell out of love for no reason” or “oh there’s no chemistry” BS. Decide what you want and drug yourself up until you’re there. truely this is the future.
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>>20596954
That is the stupidest fucking argument I've ever heard.

We barely understand quarks, so that amount of reductionism increases the possibility of "magical true love", not decreases it
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>>20595486
Yes, why do you think there are a lot of love problems

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I'll do my best to explain.

Basically there is this girl at my job I've been working with since 6 months. Let's call her Anne. She started at the same time as me. In the beginning she was very friendly and pretty sure she wanted the D but I didn't escalate. She's kinda hot but in a try hard way. She's from eastern european and has a disgusting accent in English. This is in Germany.

Anyways a few months pass and a new guy joins the company, and he sits between me and the girl. Since the new guy, let's call him Tim is there Anne has been acting like a huge bitch towards both of us. The three of us sit next to each other on an open table so it's super annoying.

She basically does lots of small aggressive things. For example today me, Tim and a few colleagues were drinking tea, and we left the pack of tea on the kitchen counter. Anne comes up to us and taps us on the shoulder hard, and tells us to clean up our tea. Mind you her female friend and other colleagues also drank the tea. But she's singling us out.

Then I say: what's your problem? It's just a pack of tea.

Anne: how can I make my coffee if your tea is in the way(makes no sense), I can't! Clean it up now!

Then I just ignored her and continued working. But she does shit like this all day. She also asks everyone in the building except me and Tim if they want a coffee.

She makes aggressive comments if me or Tim have our earphones at a volume where she can slightly hear it. She constantly repeats her dumb opinions at me like how drinking a glass of juice is super unhealthy and that is the reason I got sick recently. She'll basically constantly say rude stuff that's completely unacceptable and tries to make us look bad in group chats in front of our colleagues.

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>>20594450
She wants to suck your penor. Administer rape asap
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>>20594579
>eurangutang
lmao
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>>20594450
She's probably a histrionic extrovert (constant need for validation or attention) and so is constantly making herself known to you, however silly it may be.

Women (and Beta males) are social chameleons - they adapt their personality to whatever the alpha wants them to do. They subliminally want the man to take control, she's determining how much shit you'll take. If you give in to her every request she'll think of you as weak and not deserving of being listened to. This is how women determine the strength of a particular social group.

If she is Eastern European - which is a lot more patriarchal than the West - then there is no surprise that she acts like this. She is craving the male Yang to her Yin.

Don't bother playing the game with her if you aren't interested in getting with her.

Women are like children, they need boundaries and a firm hand.

There is no such thing as equal relationships. There is one who is in control and one who is submissive - take your pick.

The easiest way to get through to a woman is eye contact. Women are pathetically sensitive to a concluded man. This "confidence" everyone speaks of is synonymous with authority. No one wants an authoritative woman.
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>>20594450
OP, these kind of bitches need to be putted in place in front of everyone. all she does is behind your back. So she tryna make it lowkey.

She don't want to be caught.

So you can pretend and be like you're "out of control" and just explode in front of everyone and yelling ( not too much ) all the little things she does behind your back.

I've personnaly pushed the shit a lil more further when I did this and I invented some shit she didnt told about others ppl in the company. And they were mad at her too after that.

Or you can just call the superior in front of her , and you ask this superior if you can see him 5 minutes, and the instant you leave your chair you throw her your darkest stare ( but just a few second so that nobody notice) .

I promise she'll freak out .

Then you just expose the situation to your manage/Superior and you just tell em that you can't work in this kind on environment...
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>>20594450

Before I can elaborate a good answer I need some specifics, from where in E.Europe is she originally from?

How true is this picture?

And how do I achieve /fa/? /fit/ is just not me I don't like muscles, I'm fairly in shape considering my stats, I'm 19, 170cm, 49kg.
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My problem with /fa/ is that you have to buy new set of clothes every year and throwing the old one. While being /fit/ is something what adds up incrementally every year.
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If you want to lift, do it. If you want to buy certain clothes do that.
Just do whatever the fuck you want idiot
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>>20596335
Wearing an undershirt as your main shirt is just fucking retarded.
The V neck is there so you can hide it better with a button opened in your shirt as the round neck is visible.
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>>20597258
My life is basically over anyway, I just want girls to talk to me. I will do whatever helps me achieve that.
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Just wear what you like. A relationship based on cool clothing is the most vapid shit I've ever heard.

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guys my therapist tried to take my virginity and i'm all fucked up over it. i fell in love with her and told her that and then she told me she loves me back and that she's getting a divorce so we can be together. i was planning on becoming a stepdad for several months last year. eventually she told me she has to give her husband a second chance and then she ghosted me. i've been depressed and suicidal and i quit my job and almost failed 3 of my classes and dropped out of college. i turned her in to the licensing authority and she's currently under investigation. she could lose her license. i feel like a fucking asshole. my new therapist is trying to convince me that she's an evil bitch and that i should move on but i'm having a hard time doing so. i've never had a gf and she was the closest thing i've had to one. i love her and hate her at the same time. i want to call her and beg her to talk to me again. how do i get over my therapist emotionally raping me
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>>20596966
i'm in love with her
i want to breed with her
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i need advice guys i'm struggling here
i keep dreaming about her
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>>20597299
>>20597478
>>20596771
It's time to stop, Anon.
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Therapists are often really fucked up themselves. Trust your new therapist, she was an insane bitch that just wanted to toy with you. Believe me when I say you should be glad you aren't in a relationship with her
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You should find her, talk to her, find a way to let her think you're still in love with her, then ghost her.

Just got back from my honeymoon where I had lots of sex with the wifey. We were both virgins and saved sex until marriage. I used to watch lots of porn so I learned all the positions and took notes for when my day comes. She was surprised to see that I knew what I was doing, and thought I lied and had a shit ton of sexual experience before our wedding. What’s a good cover-up answer so I don’t have to tell her I learned from porn? Something that won’t make me sound weird
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>>20597157
What's pathetetic about both of them being virgins?
t. not a virgin
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>>20597491
There's nothing wrong with being a virgin.

Deliberately forcing yourself to stay a virgin because you think partaking in the most natural form of intimacy between humans before you get married (an arbitrary social construct with no real meaning beyond legal meaning) is somehow "sinful" is pathetic.
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Its for the best
Let her think that
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>>20597498
I see, you're one of those materialist atheists. I can relate because I used to be 17 too. Have a nice week.
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>>20597505
It's nothing to do with atheism vs religion. The majority of people of any religion in the west do not bother with a concept as ridiculous as "no sex before marriage" because they recognize it as archaic and ridiculous.

I don't care how religious you are or aren't. If you believe no sex before marriage is a worthwhile concept that could bring any benefit to the lives of human beings, you are a total imbecile with no concept of biology or the history of the human race pre-christianity.

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I don't know what to do.
>dating boyfriend for 4 years
>love of my life
>talk about getting married and having kids
>he starts acting crazy
>blames depression
>we agree to take a break
>no sex for days
>feel like shit
>finally decide to go on tinder for rebound
>sleep with a few guys with no condom (I have an IUD)
>genital warts
>iwanttofuckingdie.jpeg
>fast forward a month
>me and my boyfriend talk things through

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>>20596257
Lynch yourself Tumblr reject
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>>20592848
Different anon here, are you dumb or something?
Having unprotected sex is dangerous,the other anon is not judging her "needs". He is judging the lack of awareness of STDs. OP trusted her birth control to not get pregnant, but there are worse things than babies, you know?
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>>20591506
>he starts acting crazy
>yet I'm the one fucking randoms off of a hookup app within days of taking a break from a 4 year relationship
I have bad news for you OP
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>>20591601
>so it's perfectly fine to fuck random people
It is. Sure, OP's retarded for not using a condom and getting stage 14 terminal syphilis, but having sex with strangers isn't wrong you geek. If her boyfriend wanted a "break," he should've known the score. If he didn't want her to have sex with anyone while he's absent from her life, he should've asked to just not see each other for a few days.
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>>20591591
Listen you little fuck, it doesn't really matter that you had sex with someone during a break but you better take your fuck-stupid ass to his door and tell him that you caught something. He may be hurt that you screwed someone during a break, but don't you dare ruin his life with your now-nasty snatch warts you dipshit.

It's fucking illegal in most places to knowingly or negligently give someone an STD you stupid asshole. Tell him, now.

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I asked her if she wanted to be friends and she said "I thought we were."

Is this a good sign bros? What does it mean?
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>>20597500
You need serious mental help, please go help yourself.
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>>20597504
Stop bumping the thread and no I'm fine you idiot you need serious mental health.

I am assuming your IQ is literally 0..
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>>20597510
You aren't stable.
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>>20597513
What makes you think that? Listen to me, I am perfectly stable.
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>>20597513
Do you think it would be better if I just got over it? That sounds like a bad idea but what do you think?

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because they enjoy leading them on and hurting them?

I wouldn't really have thought this was a thing before, but I feel like it's a pattern that's happened to me multiple times now. These girls will be incredibly sweet (more than you even "deserve") and then at some point withdraw their affection and watch you fall apart. They maintain a plausible deniability that they've done nothing wrong while treating you like you're needy.

Is this a thing or am I just crazy?
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there's a balance. you can be a nice guy, but you need to be a bit of an asshole too. asshole isn't necessarily negative. being able to tease and challenge a girl are things they also want. being passionate and being able to show emotions other than compliance and obedience are massive turn ons. no girl respects someone they think they can walk all over, even if they treat you nicely it doesn't mean they find you attractive.

find a balance. be a fucking man. it's okay to not be nice all the god damn time. they actually prefer that you're not
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>>20594972
Can confirm. I've gotten the exact same response from many women.
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See

https://youtu.be/M9TlP-nkRyY
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There’s a difference between being a nice polite human being and actually leading you on. Guys complain when women are nice to them but not interested, they complain when they express disinterest early by avoiding and ignoring them, what would you want exactly?
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>>20596828
Words. Language was invented for communication idiot.

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>it's not you, anon, It's me
>i'm not ready for a relationship
I keep geting this shit even though things were going great.
What the fuck am I doing wrong?
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>>20597490
Things aren't going as great as you think they are.

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>Be me, 18
>Skinny manlet ( 5'6)
>Get sick of being KHV and try to better myself
Skip 3 months
>Now I'm more confident, I've developed my own style, I've learnt to act more cool and stoic and even muscled up a little bit from body weight training.
>finally girls notice me

>But only 14/15 year olds because I look like a kid despite being 18.

How do you fix this guys?
I feel as if I'm attractive enough but only for younger girls.
I've the curse of looking forever young.
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>>20597223
babyface is not a deathknell. I had a super babyface at age 18 and I still got laid. I looked like I was 13 or 14 but I still got it in, son. I even fugged a 26 year old when I was 19. In any case, fuck those younger girls. Take advantage of your babyface while you can, while people won't judge you.

that babyface will be gone one day, and you'll miss it.

t. boomer
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>>20597433
It's not even that I have a bad case of baby face, I do have it but I think the biggest part of it is how I'm built.
I'm short and skinny I look like a 14 year old.
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>>20597223
When I was 18 I had basically the same personality than when I was 15. Go for that young pussy OP.
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>>20597440
Bro i’m like you, i look 16 when i’m in my 20s but i still bag.

It’s less about how you look facewise and more about how you present yourself and dress. You can’t be timid AND look young. You cant wear baggy kid clothes. Thats the worst combo. You have to be sure of yourself like an adult would be. People tell me i look 16 but they knew i was way older because i carried myself and was confident like no 16 year old is
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>>20597471
I mean I could but I don't want to get any weird looks.
>>20597479
I think I'm doing everything that's in my power to look and act my age.


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