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It's nearly 7am, I'm drunk as a poor white boy can be, should I go to sleep or walk to the grocery store and get some more brews?
>>15658517Man that's sad. Drink a bunch of water and get some sleep.
Go to sleep dickhead
>>15658517Do what he said : >>15658546The sooner you start cringing about your behavior of this night, the sooner you can leave that behind you.Don't forget the water.
>>15658517>Dark ForcesWell, that brings me back... I'd go with sleep.
>>15658517You should pray to the Lord Almighty for help in sorting out your life.
Is he>our guy
look at the goys in the background doing all the work
>>15655145hey guys watch out for homestuck obi wan working the sink
>>15655145>shoes in the houserepulsive
>>15655145i remember hearing howard stern tear into kathy lee and hoda for fucking up his cooking segment over a decade ago. hilarious radio. once i saw that he had a successful youtube presence i went straight back to this cliphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H199mnidDfw
>>15658568i think this was his initial reactionhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRKHUIhEh9E
>ME: Can I get...uhhh...a mint milkshake? >SERVER: We don't have no mint milkshakes>ME: Huh? The sign says that you have shamrock shakes>SERVER: We gots shamrock shakes>ME: Wait…What flavor is a shamrock shake?>SERVER: …ShamrockMy shake when.
>>15657536Lolllll
>>15657536underrated
>>15657616a real life Pam Pooveyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLEI2yM6vKQ
>>15657141Boomer stories are absolutely garbage
>>15657100Why is it that black americans cant properly speak their native language??
BEER. IS. FOR. PEASANTS.
>Love the aesthetic of beer>Love the idea of having a fookin PINT with me mates>Love the color>Love the idea of overflowing foamy beverage>Love the general autism and excellence that goes into its craftsmanship>Love the wooden barrels, caskets, mugs, and all the fantasy medieval aesthetic involved with it like a slice of a fantasy world in real life>Cannot fucking stand the taste of alcohol and have zero desire to be drunk for any reasonWhy couldn't it just taste like some kind of frothy root beer/cream soda kind of thing? It's not fair.
>>15658464I'm right there with ya man. I've tried but I have yet to find a beer that doesn't taste like either boozy water or bitter piss. Except lambics, those are good.
>>15651844SERF'S UP!
Based
>>15658072Still don't see anything bad
>22yo, muslim>don't believe in the desert cult anymore>want to get drunk>drink cheap wine>600ml, 20% alcohol>still sober afI thought this stuff supposed to make me mad drunk, wtfalso how to get drunk ?
We just got a new chef at our bong restaraunt and he's American. He was fascinated with egg cups. Apparently they don't have egg cups in America? So I asked him how they eat soft boiled eggs and he said they just let them roll around on the plate.
>>15658489I'm a lazy fuck
>>15658537Put some Vegemite on that toast, and you sir have earned 1 (one) based.
>>15658537>dipping your ' soldier' into something moist and tasty every morning lad>hull cityDouble based m8
>>15658543This is it, this is the only acceptable answer. But I do scrambled eggs or an omelette nearly every morning, it takes a matter of minutes. I don't see how anyone can pretend that a boiled egg is better than a perfectly cooked scramble or french omelette.
>>15658560Shut the fuck up Chang this is a white man's thread. Luv me Lil soldiersLove me boiled eggLove me milky tea 'Ate me TV license Simple as
Traditional foods only, nothing modern
>>15658548You are trying to hard, m8. Don't @ me again, you are dust beneath my silk sandals.
>>15658558Nice gipsy woman
>>15658561she's a jew, eva green
>>15658565Not bloody likely
>>15658565dude come on, she's not that bad
- particularly carbonara. Since the NYT recipe is paywalled, here's an article about it:https://www.theguardian.com/food/2021/feb/25/stop-this-madness-nyt-angers-italians-with-smoky-tomato-carbonara-recipe
>>15658122there's more to Italy than just Ferrari, you retard
>>15652740Italina here; italians who gets mad about how people make pasta(or what they put on their pizza) also enjoy to lick uncleaned assholes.
>>15658509show unshaved hairy black vagina
>>15652966Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.
>>15654686The French treat cooking as an art and a science. The italians treat it as a religion. Ie. irrationally and stupidly.
chanko nabe guyi am sorry you didnt have to delete your threadcome back baby
>>15657304no but gay chefs make better food alsochanko nabe guyi am sorryyou didnt have to delete your threadcome back baby
i'm sorry i was mean and called you a retard, its just very jarring to see shitakes like that in soup. come back im so sorry baby
>>15657321i miss you chanko nabe guyi am sorryyou didnt have to delete your threadcome back baby
what the whole fuck is going on in here
>>15658501i think its a gay guy looking for another gay guy. still better than all the fastfood shit here.
>wake up at 5>hungry>make eggy sandwich >eat it>tired>go back to bed
>>15658469and this is why you are obese
>>15658497more like obased
>>15658469>wake up at 5>hungry>chug a huge glass of milk>tired>go to bed
>>15658550Based
>wake up at 4am>vigorously root girlfriend>get hungry from rooting>eat bowl of cereal in bed>go back to sleep
Whats for dinner tonight /ck/? For me its chicken and andouille sausage gumbo, just another hour of simmering
>>15656796https://www.puertoricodaytrips.com/I’ve always found that this site has some accurate advice
>>15656772you're free to leave
>>15656772why dont you go back, faggot
i made a classic wiener schnitzel (veal) with potato salad. don't reply to me if you put mayo in your potato salad
>>15658342Looks delicious. I like both German and American potato salad. I love potatoes. You cook it, I'll eat it.
Besides pizza what else do these go good on? Sometimes I put em on my ramen/rice but it doesn't really impact it..
>>15658422What did you mean by thisWhy did you reply to meWhat the fuck is this post
>>15658430"i threw it on pasta am i chef now"
>>15658435What kind of point are you trying to makeNobody but OP is too confused to understand their utility as an ingredient
>>15658437i'm drunk on a friday morning what the fuck point else would i be making you faggot?
I don't buy this shit if I want peppers in something I take a knife to fresh ones
The big issue with corn chips is thier fat and salt content like all snack foods.
>>15657769More fiber is the main benefit, maybe a little bit more of this or that mineral, but they're not lower calorie or any less processed or anything
Chips are not unhealthy. Being a fat fuck is.
the phrasing of the question is a bit of a misnomer. They are just as harmful as regular chips, but you could argue they have more fiber and variety of grains so they give you more too.Does that make it healthier? Well again, they are just as damaging as normal chips.This is the problem with processed foods anon. I made a long autistic post in that guys' US vs Euro Quaker oats thread, about how labeling laws have resulted in this kind of packaging.Don't be fooled by words on the front packaging anon. They can say anything they want literally. As long as there is tiny fine print somewhere with the real details. That fine print would tell you in this product that you are primarily eating cheap fats and salts, as well as preservatives in higher proportions than the CORN in the corn chip. or indeed the grain in the multigrain ship (its just corn. Corn is cheapest. I bet its corn byproduct and some byproducts of the whole grain wheat buz. This is why the anons in the beginning of the thread are hostile. Your question is lo-IQ enough to be mistaken for bait.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
a very miniscule amount compared to the other tostitos.
For me, it's the egg.
>>15656930these were my childhood crack. I remember getting these in a basket and feeling like I just won the lottery.Also these.
>>15656023Whuzzat? What kind of trees? Also, they're usually better because they're practically guaranteed to be manufactured at MOST a month within the holiday, as 90% of holiday cups sent to stores with high volume/contracts, which promise that they product will rapidly sell and replenish with factory fresh cups, and any unsold cups are discounted and sold within a week of the holiday end. >more peanut butter!Maybe, but the chocolate is ALWAYS in ratio with the peanut butter; your mouth would be just as happy with 2 fresh classic cups OR 1 classic big cup. For all the smokers out there, cigarettes pull the same shit with shorts/regulars/100's.t. Convenience store manager of too long
>>15656031They’re made autonomously by machines on conveyor belts...
>>15656017>eating candyWhy are underage retards browsing here?
>>15656017Based. Something about the reese's egg has the perfect peanutbutter to chocolate ratio out of any other reese product
/deenz/posting commence
>>15658228Yes.It's just a garnish or something. Pic related.
>>15658269So now im not allowed to eat lettuce??
>>15658274you’re allowed to eat it it’s just a shibboleth so richfags know you’re a poorfag
What’s your ideal deen-to-cracker ratio?
>>15658465Depends on several variables:>how big is the cracker>how big are the deenz>how good is each component
