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Today I made a great carbonara, and I thought you could use some directions.

Ingredients:
>guanciale (pork cheek) cut to short thin strips (diced is fine too)
>1 egg + 1 yolk per person
>spaghetti (70~80 grams per person)
>parmigiano reggiano
>salt and pepper

Start by heating abundant water, and when it boils add a fist of coarse salt; when the salt has dissolved, add the spaghetti. Every now and then stir them.
At that point in a hot pan let the guanciale fry on its own fat at moderate heat.
While the pork fries, grate the cheese and set aside.
Now beat the egg and the yolks with a pinch of salt, some pepper, and part of the grated parmigiano.
At this point if you haven't been too slow and the flame wasn't too high the pork should be cooked to an almost-crispy degree, and the pasta should still be quite stiff: you can now take a ladle of the water in which you're cooking the spaghetti and pour it in the pan with the pork and let it evaporate while the spaghetti get cooked.
Every now and then take a spaghetto and taste it: when even the core stops being hard to bite but overall the spaghetto is still somewhat firm (i.e. when it's al dente), then add another ladle of cooking water to the pan, drain the pasta, and pour it in the pan.

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>>13897974
brown the pork better
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>no cream
Authentic italian carbonara, packed with 3000 years of heritage.
>cream
Pile of noodles, but tastes much better.
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no peas?!
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Memers aside, garlic belongs in every pasta dish. Nara is not an exception. Fuck Italians.

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For me it's Quizno's subs
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They hardly exist. I used to work there back in like 06. Most stores shut down. There's still two like 15 miles from me now. Been tempted. But only for nostalgia.
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>>13899342
I need to borrow your time machine
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>>13899329
There's one near my house. Used to be like 10 of them within 30 mins. The quality has gone way downhill but I still find myself there pretty often
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I haven't had a bad sandwich at quizno's. Because I never ate there and all of them closed down.
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>>13899329
Pennsylvania turnpike Northeast extension Hickory Run rest stop

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Be honests, has you ever eat a whole pizza in one sitting?
Because I'm about to try it and I think me can do it.
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>>13899345
Dough making time doesn't count retard.

It takes 20 minutes to make. Quit making fuckin excuses on why you prefer fast food slop garbage "pizza".

After the dough is made it's literally just 5 minutes to put toppings on and then you sit on your ass while it cooks. It takes so little effort

Fatty

Fatty mcpoopy face

Fatass
Turd

Learn to cook.
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>>13899345
You just got btfo
>>13899358
Based
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>>13899338
I'm a non-fat fuck. Currently 180, was 195 at my heaviest and 6 foot 1. I've never had a problem polishing off a whole pizza, even when I was a 5'10" and 150 pound anorexic. I simply don't understand how people on this board say they "can't" eat that much. No one is asking if you could do it daily. No one is asking if you want to do it at all. They're asking "could you fit this much food inside your body" and the answer is almost always yes, easily. It's like how women often don't understand how much a vagina or asshole can stretch. They'll look at a normal, 5 inch dick and be like "I don't know if it'll fit", and I'll be like "very funny, there's no need to flatter me" and they'll be like "I'm not joking, I'm actually worried. Go super slow, alright? And stop if I tell you to". And I'm sitting there with a video in my browser history of a woman shoving an entire baseball bat up her ass and a dragon dildo up her puss, wondering how a person could be so ignorant of the potential inherent in her anatomy. My point is, it's frustrating, is all, to see people limit themselves so readily.
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>>13899366
Ok
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>>13898910
I ate 2 digiornos in 1 sitting before. Whenever I order pizza, it's usually with other people so I never eat whole pizzas now.

Does anybody eat the hot foods from 7-Eleven?

I've never eaten them because frankly I've only ever seen drug addicts, low class people, and single moms purchasing the prepared hot food items.

Nothing really interests me except the taquitos. I kind of want to try one.

Thoughts?
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the summer those taquitos came out I was hooked on the taco and cheese flavor
my grandpa had all these coin on his shelf, so every day I would take a few coins and ride my bike over to 711 and get a taquito
this went on for a good part of the summer, and then my grandpa asked if I knew what happened to all his coins because there's a lot missing
I said I've been buying taquitos with them, and then he told me I was spending his coin collection he had been keeping
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>>13897635
Oh hell yeah! Monterey steak, breakfast, or chicken rollers and a monster while smoking a blunt! Now that I'm not in college, I just drink instead.
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>>13897635
im a truck driver and have had every type of roller food known to man. the tornados are good. try the buffalo chicken rollers. Theyre all a 50/50 chance between shitting through a screen door and being blocked up for a week, but they taste better than garbage, so theres that I guess?
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I like the sandwiches, the breakfast croissants and the spicy chicken rollers. Pizza sucks a fat dick. Those tiny tacos are alright. But I really wish we had the variety of 7/11's in Asia. They have a far superior hot food selection.
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>>13897635
Why are you entertaining the idea of eating it if you're too high class for food?
You fuck.

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>tuesday is the new friday
It’s not quite Tuesday, but I ran out of vodka and fuck gimmicks. Nothing beats the dollar menu and some Laphroaig 10 in bed.
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>>13887603
Reported

Fat fucking pathetic piece of shit
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I'm just glad you didn't post an uncooked burger like you usually do
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>>13898916
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Op what's your end game?
Do you have any long term plans or are you just going to eat Taco Bell and drink vodka indefinitely
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But who will update us when OP has a heart attack?

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does he really eat all the things he orders?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfMQmg8ks2E
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Yes just small bites. He does not consume one entire product he takes small bites.
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not watching with that gay music
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>>13898496
Is mike chen really just a paid shil for Falung Gong
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>>13898496
Is he still traveling despite the wuhan virus thing?
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>>13898496

I've always wondered that. Seems like a shit load. Even after the gym, he orders a ton. But I think he shoots solo a lot. He must Kobayashi that shit. Lol

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>irish mom makes stew with tons of potatoes (typically 3:1 ratio with beef)
>filipino dad makes rice as a side
please send help
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Dios mio...
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>>13898593
im canadian
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>>13898512
>irish mom
>filipino dad

you will never eat any good food in your entire life. i'm so sorry.
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>Irish mom
>flip dad

Irishfag here

How does this occur
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>>13899354
Teh melting pot of usa

>your country
>3 beers from your country you'd recommend
>3 favorite foreign beers you tried
Spain, Spanish beer
>1906 Black Coupage
>Coolumbus (craft beer)
>Docesetenta 1270 (craft beer)
Foreign beer
>Grimbergen (belgian)
>Franziskaner (german)
>Guiness (Irish)
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>>13895839
The good side is that it pushes people towards high quality beer. But yeah, you need a norwegian salary to buy beer here.
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Bump
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>>13884867
Jesus you haven't sat at a pub with a nice bitter? I'm American but if one's ever on tap local or not that's my go to
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>>13896220
I know a few norwegian mates of 25-35 age. locals, 100%. and even them say it's ridiculously expencive. so they have to go to Sweden to buy it. I find it's nothing to be proud of, Bjorn. and there are lots of european countries with craft beer production blowing up the sky with normal prices.
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>>13898054
If you live in a country with social security, then alcohol should be taxed as the cost of drinking for society is quite big. Same goes for unhealthy food and smoking, but they're heavily taxed as well.

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WHY THE FUCK WOULD OLIVE GARDEN PUT METAL INSIDE THE TAKEOUT BAGS??

Was heating up breadsticks and it looked like 4th of July in the microwave, now that shit is broken wtf
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>>13897789
facts. itll get a hard-on
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>>13897563
Because it's not fucking Applebee's where all of their dishes are prepared by Chef Mike
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>>13897870
>thinks he can tell if regulations are being upheld within a factory by looking at the text they put on boxes they ship out
you have way too much faith in the system
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>>13897563
it's a test to see if you're worthy
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>>13898852
Any more stories?

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What would /ck/ order at Pals?
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>>13899270
A burger for ants

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>go to authentic thai restaurant.
>ask them to make my food as spicy as they can.
>they warn me multiple times but yadayada I don't give a fuck. I just want it.
>get the spicy food, it's so spicy it makes my nose tingle from smelling and my eyes are watering.
>while eating, my stuffed nose is cleared up and my face turns bright red. >as I'm eating more, I'm sweating all over like a pig. Have to go through billion napkins to prevent eating my own sweat.
>finish eating and I'm drenched in sweat. My back is all sticky from sweating.
>drive home, have to crank AC on max because I'm sweating balls.
>tell myself that wasn't so bad and would brag on /ck/.
>next day, wake up in the middle of the night because food was too spicy.
>while taking a shit my stomach is in so much pain I'm starting to sweat again
>as the spicy turd touches my asshole, I'm practically tasting all the spicy thai goodness through my butthole again.
>as I'm taking fiery shits, I'm regretting my life choices.
>finish taking turd, have to shower again because my ass is stinging.
>try to go back to sleep but can't because I'm in pain.
>my butthole is trembling, literally vibrating and it won't stop.

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>>13899297
Based stupid frog poster
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>>13899297
howdy ho
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>>13899297
Spicy food is only for faggots OP.
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Got literally butthurt due to own stupidity
10/10 game of the year, ladies and genltemen

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he's so fucking annoying
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>>13899284
He's fat but wears tight dark clothes to make himself appear more muscular than he is fat but I can see right through it
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>>13899284
>fat nerd tryhard trying to emulate a bald manlet nerd
Yeah no
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>>13899284
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>>13899330
Love me a thicc boi

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the drink of true chads.
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>>13898701
Australian?
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>>13898722
The true ginger beer for moscow mules is Cock n Bull, no lie. It's got a ton of fucking bite
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>>13898701
Say, friend - you got any more of that good sarsaparilla?
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Reminds me of demazin.
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>>13898701
Le New Vegas beverage XD

Which steak/hamburger, french fries, and ice cream are you choosing?
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>Steak
C
>Burger
Probably go with D
>Fries
Love Arby's fries to death
>Ice cream
I love all ice cream but if I had to choose then I'd go with Oreo because I've been in the mood for it lately.
>>13895790
yum
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>>13895740
C / D but only if fresh
6
Oreo but only because mint isn't there
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>>13895740
C6 and Coffee
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f 4 coffee
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>steak
A
>fries
1
>ice cream
Vanilla

Fucking fight me...

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Turns out last nights mystery beef gave me the trots. Should I chance tonites broth or should I play it safe and have the trusty trifle?
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>>13897962
/gorethread
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fucking pig. cover your shit.
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>>13897939
Eat it anyways and make your intestines the cleanest they'll ever be in your lifetime. Which may end not long after the broth makes its way through you.
Also, a trifle is a dessert anon! No dessert until you've finished your meal!
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>>13898304
>>13898313
>>13898318
I ate the broth and i'm fine, score 1 for me foodlets.
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>>13898157
You gave yourself the shits from your own cooking, you don't get an opinion on food safety


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