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>>11770229
50 pounds of oats for 18 bucks. You'll be ready to ride out the English when they besiege your castle.

>>11759718
Foraging. Urban or not. And you can eat for Nothing/day

>>11765847
>>11766715
Honestly, this is good advice.
If you only have 30 bucks for a month, even earning another fiver will make a big difference. Shovel snow, rake leaves, or mow grass depending on the season and you can very easily make ten or twenty dollars in a few hours. Then you can buy the rice, beans, oats, eggs, and chickenlegs everybody else is talking about. And definitely get some flour and bake your own bread.
It's all about looking around for work that needs to be done. Is there someone in the neighbourhood with a couple appletrees in his yard that are full of ripe fruit starting to fall off? Knock on his door and offer to pick the apples for him in exchange for a bag of them etc.

>>11759792
For $1 a day, it's basically this. I looked online and Target sells rice for $4 for 5 lbs. That's 80c per lb. So $1 is 1.2 lbs which is about $2000 calories.

I think you can live on rice alone for a month, but if you are worried about scurvy, a bell pepper or lemon should be enough.

>>11759836
As a big bean consumer, beans are not that cheap, but if you can get rice at this price then there is money left over for beans.

>>11765847
Already work like 4x6 hour shifts a week and it sucks ass. This economy is crap for people like me, especially after
>XBL
>phone bill + insurance for said phone
>car insurance because DWI spiked rates
>car lease payment
>300 month to parents for rent
>bar money
Leaves like 120 a month for food, luckily work gives a free meal for each shift worked but it's only 1 combo max

https://www.seriouseats.com/2014/09/the-food-lab-use-the-oven-to-make-the-best-darned-italian-american-red-sauce-ever-recipe.html

>>11769976
>Making a stealth braaaaap thread

These days I only use mine for baking bread. In the past I used to make a lot of stews in it, especially hungarian beef stew in the oven. I prefer cooking in other vessels on the stove but for anything that's better in the oven like stewed meats a dutch oven is the best.

>>11770601
>but for anything that's better in the oven like stewed meats a dutch oven is the best.
Why do you think this?

>>11770628
The lid is heavy so it becomes a bit like a pressure cooker. The steam stays in so the meat doesn't dry out. It also keeps a steady temperature so as long as you don't set it up too high you'll cook it at a perfect constant temperature.

>>11770156
You're a sicko for eating meat

>>11770156
>where does that leave me?
pretty close to jail, hopefully

>>11770160
But human beings have been eating meat since the caveman days.

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cat funny zoomed in

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>>11770298
>tfw pozzed by my cat
It might compel me love him but that's ok

>>11767415
I hear ya bro. I know there's a cheesecake snack bar out there by Fiber One that's almost similar to this, but it just doesn't feel the same to me.

>>11770050
The best, no doubt. Still, I sometimes wish they'd bring back Sangrita Blast, cause that shit was real good too.

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>>11750090
Those with easy cheeze was one of my favorite snacks growing up but I haven't had it in years. I think I'll pick some up tomorrow for some nostalgia.

>>11767458
>alternating between ranch and buffalo with every bite

I had to quit these because they're so calorie dense and I could open a bag without finishing.

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I'm boring. Pizza and ice cream. Moose Tracks in particular.

>>11770050
I'd murder for them to put out Diet Baja Blast.

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>>11768038

Had these the other day cuz of /ck/....pretty meh.

>>11742702

pic related is mine. About a jar a week lately. Sodium cant be good for me...I could easily eat the whole jar in 1 sitting.

>>11769857
>fecal transplant can turn someone from fit to obese
This sounds like a weird college prank.

kombucha just tastes like carbonated iced tea to me

>>11770387
One of the doctors I work with told me about a case where an athlete became obese after a fecal matter transplant used to treat c diff.
I can't find anything that is exactly like they described so they may have been referring to the case linked below and confused "athlete" into the case somehow
https://diversitymd.com/woman-becomes-obese-after-fecal-transplantation-from-overweight-donor/

>>11770661
They were both overweight to begin with but the transplantee remains obese after diet and exercise.

>>11770510
That's the good shit but hippies like it yeasty and full of weird aromatics

>>11770543
If overpopulation makes meat scarce and unaffordable, just cook up a human, OP.

They say we're a lot like pork.

>>11770543
eat less meat, pleb
*takes private jet to superyacht while eating meat*

>>11770569
Human recycling will exist at that point. Just like in Dredd.

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>>11770543
>kills all vegans

Looks like meats back on the menu, boys!

>>11770543
I'd give up meat but I'd sooner rape and murder than give up potatoes

>>11769630
>Thx

>>11769612
If I walk into an establishment of any kind and notice there to be more niggers than white folks, I immediately walk out. It's a very reliable guideline.

>>11769612
She's a negro what do you expect?

>>11769663
The problem is indeed with a certain group of people but I seriously doubt Checkers have got rid of all of them.

>>11769630
the fucking attitude lmao

>>11770577
but really. sausage flavors

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>>11770535
Bake a creampie in me, chef.

I’m a straight chef

>>11770585
idk I bet yours is tasty

>>11770535
when did u realize u were gay?
whats the gayest thing you've ever cooked?

haha awesome

I make some legit macaroni too, my extended family loves it and it makes me feel awesome that I'm now that mac and cheese guy on holidays, but I guess that's not formal recognition

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>>11770372
>implying being known for making mac and cheese so legendary it earned a Navy medal is a bad thing
go be a edgy brat somewhere else

>>11770334
yes i had a dinner party and my guests didn't puke

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>>11770334
>Achievement Medal
>For Superior Mac And Cheese /w Limited Resources

I won the town's July 4th burger contest when I was 17. I got kicked out of my parent's house so I don't have the award any more.

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the one and only

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>>11765614
We finna see how ol skool this Trump votin nigga really is.

>>11769404
>>11765791
I saw something like this character in Shinjuku station you can give it voices commands and it responds.

>>11765614
Nigella Lawson, but she has to keep up the patter like on tv

>or

Nadia G, but she has to keep keep up the patter in that weird cute accent she has but cant spout her 4th wave feminism bullshit, she can only tell me jokes

>>11767066
Oh yes!

>not eating every meal in his dark room alone, with the only light source being from his computer
poser

>>11770604

Everybody dies.

>>11769044
Some dinosaurs would taste like ostrich and some would taste like chicken and maybe some would taste like turkey because birds ARE dinosaurs
t. /an/

>>11769050
>I can't refute your statement because I haven't eaten alligator
Don't get upset just because your palette isn't as expanded as ours, anon.

>>11768998
The taste of any given animal is heavily influenced by it's diet and lifestyle. The plant life of the mesozoic was extremely different from the modern world. Conifers dominated most of the planet and constituted the majority of most dinosaurs diets. A dinosaur would probably taste like chicken soaked with pitch.

>>11768998
Like a gay chicken.

>>11769031
>>11769039
Not really. Alligator tastes more like snake than chicken.

I think Hershey's is utter trash.

The one exception is when it's used in smores.

>>11769188
In my poor, poor third-world country, it's the only luxurious chocolate brand with actual cocoa butter instead of literal wax :(

>>11769177
Just ate an almond bar. Eat my shit, faggot.
Got a special dark for the gf later.
(Hint: It's my dick)

>>11769177
cocoa literally isn't even in the ingredients list

>>11769177
>>Is revered by everyone in america, put on every product, marketed super hard, seen as the best chocolate
Yeah maybe if you live in a faggot city full of retards
Nobody who has tasted chocolate other than Hersheys thinks Hersheys is the best

The problem is that there are a lot of dumbshit Americans who have never had any chocolate but Hersheys

>>11766785
me after taking a dump

>>11766817
Ether bait or retarded.
I lost 90lb 2 years ago. Never gained any back these are just excuses for people that are to lazy to eat well and exercise.

>>11762272
>muh arthritis
Lifting weight is good for you, being a skinny fag with AIDS isn't.

just carve out the water with a knife

>>11768333
trips confirm based post for based