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It's nearly 7am, I'm drunk as a poor white boy can be, should I go to sleep or walk to the grocery store and get some more brews?
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Man that's sad. Drink a bunch of water and get some sleep.
Go to sleep dickhead
Do what he said : >>15658546
The sooner you start cringing about your behavior of this night, the sooner you can leave that behind you.
Don't forget the water.
>Dark Forces
Well, that brings me back... I'd go with sleep.
You should pray to the Lord Almighty for help in sorting out your life.

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Is he
>our guy
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look at the goys in the background doing all the work
hey guys watch out for homestuck obi wan working the sink
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>shoes in the house
i remember hearing howard stern tear into kathy lee and hoda for fucking up his cooking segment over a decade ago. hilarious radio. once i saw that he had a successful youtube presence i went straight back to this clip
i think this was his initial reaction

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>ME: Can I get...uhhh...a mint milkshake?
>SERVER: We don't have no mint milkshakes>ME: Huh? The sign says that you have shamrock shakes
>SERVER: We gots shamrock shakes
>ME: Wait…What flavor is a shamrock shake?
>SERVER: …Shamrock

My shake when.
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a real life Pam Poovey
Boomer stories are absolutely garbage
Why is it that black americans cant properly speak their native language??

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>Love the aesthetic of beer
>Love the idea of having a fookin PINT with me mates
>Love the color
>Love the idea of overflowing foamy beverage
>Love the general autism and excellence that goes into its craftsmanship
>Love the wooden barrels, caskets, mugs, and all the fantasy medieval aesthetic involved with it like a slice of a fantasy world in real life
>Cannot fucking stand the taste of alcohol and have zero desire to be drunk for any reason

Why couldn't it just taste like some kind of frothy root beer/cream soda kind of thing? It's not fair.
I'm right there with ya man. I've tried but I have yet to find a beer that doesn't taste like either boozy water or bitter piss. Except lambics, those are good.
Still don't see anything bad

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>22yo, muslim
>don't believe in the desert cult anymore
>want to get drunk
>drink cheap wine
>600ml, 20% alcohol
>still sober af
I thought this stuff supposed to make me mad drunk, wtf
also how to get drunk ?

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We just got a new chef at our bong restaraunt and he's American. He was fascinated with egg cups. Apparently they don't have egg cups in America? So I asked him how they eat soft boiled eggs and he said they just let them roll around on the plate.
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I'm a lazy fuck
Put some Vegemite on that toast, and you sir have earned 1 (one) based.
>dipping your ' soldier' into something moist and tasty every morning lad
>hull city

Double based m8
This is it, this is the only acceptable answer. But I do scrambled eggs or an omelette nearly every morning, it takes a matter of minutes. I don't see how anyone can pretend that a boiled egg is better than a perfectly cooked scramble or french omelette.
Shut the fuck up Chang this is a white man's thread.

Luv me Lil soldiers
Love me boiled egg
Love me milky tea
'Ate me TV license
Simple as

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Traditional foods only, nothing modern
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You are trying to hard, m8. Don't @ me again, you are dust beneath my silk sandals.
Nice gipsy woman
she's a jew, eva green
Not bloody likely
dude come on, she's not that bad

- particularly carbonara. Since the NYT recipe is paywalled, here's an article about it:

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there's more to Italy than just Ferrari, you retard
Italina here; italians who gets mad about how people make pasta(or what they put on their pizza) also enjoy to lick uncleaned assholes.
show unshaved hairy black vagina
Gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers.
The French treat cooking as an art and a science.
The italians treat it as a religion. Ie. irrationally and stupidly.

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chanko nabe guy
i am sorry
you didnt have to delete your thread
come back baby
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no but gay chefs make better food


chanko nabe guy
i am sorry
you didnt have to delete your thread
come back baby
i'm sorry i was mean and called you a retard, its just very jarring to see shitakes like that in soup. come back im so sorry baby
i miss you chanko nabe guy
i am sorry
you didnt have to delete your thread
come back baby
what the whole fuck is going on in here
i think its a gay guy looking for another gay guy. still better than all the fastfood shit here.

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>wake up at 5
>make eggy sandwich
>eat it
>go back to bed
and this is why you are obese
more like obased
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>wake up at 5
>chug a huge glass of milk
>go to bed
>wake up at 4am
>vigorously root girlfriend
>get hungry from rooting
>eat bowl of cereal in bed
>go back to sleep

Whats for dinner tonight /ck/? For me its chicken and andouille sausage gumbo, just another hour of simmering
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I’ve always found that this site has some accurate advice
you're free to leave
why dont you go back, faggot
i made a classic wiener schnitzel (veal) with potato salad. don't reply to me if you put mayo in your potato salad
Looks delicious. I like both German and American potato salad. I love potatoes. You cook it, I'll eat it.

Besides pizza what else do these go good on? Sometimes I put em on my ramen/rice but it doesn't really impact it..
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What did you mean by this
Why did you reply to me
What the fuck is this post
"i threw it on pasta am i chef now"
What kind of point are you trying to make
Nobody but OP is too confused to understand their utility as an ingredient
i'm drunk on a friday morning what the fuck point else would i be making you faggot?
I don't buy this shit if I want peppers in something I take a knife to fresh ones

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The big issue with corn chips is thier fat and salt content like all snack foods.
More fiber is the main benefit, maybe a little bit more of this or that mineral, but they're not lower calorie or any less processed or anything
Chips are not unhealthy. Being a fat fuck is.
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the phrasing of the question is a bit of a misnomer.

They are just as harmful as regular chips, but you could argue they have more fiber and variety of grains so they give you more too.

Does that make it healthier? Well again, they are just as damaging as normal chips.

This is the problem with processed foods anon. I made a long autistic post in that guys' US vs Euro Quaker oats thread, about how labeling laws have resulted in this kind of packaging.

Don't be fooled by words on the front packaging anon. They can say anything they want literally. As long as there is tiny fine print somewhere with the real details.

That fine print would tell you in this product that you are primarily eating cheap fats and salts, as well as preservatives in higher proportions than the CORN in the corn chip. or indeed the grain in the multigrain ship (its just corn. Corn is cheapest. I bet its corn byproduct and some byproducts of the whole grain wheat buz.

This is why the anons in the beginning of the thread are hostile. Your question is lo-IQ enough to be mistaken for bait.

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a very miniscule amount compared to the other tostitos.

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For me, it's the egg.
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these were my childhood crack. I remember getting these in a basket and feeling like I just won the lottery.

Also these.
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Whuzzat? What kind of trees?

Also, they're usually better because they're practically guaranteed to be manufactured at MOST a month within the holiday, as 90% of holiday cups sent to stores with high volume/contracts, which promise that they product will rapidly sell and replenish with factory fresh cups, and any unsold cups are discounted and sold within a week of the holiday end.

>more peanut butter!

Maybe, but the chocolate is ALWAYS in ratio with the peanut butter; your mouth would be just as happy with 2 fresh classic cups OR 1 classic big cup. For all the smokers out there, cigarettes pull the same shit with shorts/regulars/100's.

t. Convenience store manager of too long

They’re made autonomously by machines on conveyor belts...
>eating candy

Why are underage retards browsing here?
Based. Something about the reese's egg has the perfect peanutbutter to chocolate ratio out of any other reese product

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/deenz/posting commence
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It's just a garnish or something. Pic related.
So now im not allowed to eat lettuce??
you’re allowed to eat it it’s just a shibboleth so richfags know you’re a poorfag
What’s your ideal deen-to-cracker ratio?
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Depends on several variables:
>how big is the cracker
>how big are the deenz
>how good is each component

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