>this excites the bugman
>>12361354>I fucking hate meat>lets make our best to get something edible which resembles meat as much as possible
>>12361354Impossible is WAY WAY better.
>>12361354If these were actually priced competitively vs meat, I'd buy them on a daily basis. They are pretty decent, but I honestly can't expect them to last much longer on the market. Three stores near me stopped carrying these and just sell frozen beef crumbles. Which they don't even stock much at all considering all the other alternative brands that are much cheaper and sell better.
>>12361467Maybe I just wanna try getting some plant protein in my diet because meat protein is expensive and I don't just buy bulk shit meat but actually good cuts from a local farmer?I just can't believe how many insecure guys attach their manhood to their diets. Nothing could be less manly than whining about how other men are less manly because they don't obsess about their diets like you do.
>>12361354These are disgusting. Taste, look, smell, and feel.nothing like real beef. Basically they're an affront to almost every sense, but I'm sure they don't even sound like beef when you're cooking them either.I'd rather have literally any other vegetarian "burger".
name a more soulless vegetable than cucumbers
>>12364710celery
>>12364716i tell youre fat>>12364723>great for soups>good cream purees>lets you make big cummieswrong
>>12364716You use more engergy chewing them than you get from em, you're pretty much eating water in solid form.>>12364723Celery has it's place in stews and soups, but I'll agree for idiots eating celery as is.
>>12364752>great for soups>good cream purees>lets you make big cummiesNo.
>>12364758celery taste good though and its refreshing.>energy for chewinglmao do you have gummie teeth?
Do you eat lunch with your co-workers/peers or alone? Why?Car lunch eater of 9 years here, small talk gives me anxiety so I avoid my co-workers whenever possible
>>12364159go back to red-dit. heres some insight, people fucking hate people like you.
>>12359200>bruh you ever heard of work spouses?
>>12359661>i'm not autistic I am just anti social and hate peopleare you also gay?
>>12364669Hey now, autism and anti-social are seperate things, despite some overlap.Not sure what being gay has to do with it, other than being a mental issue.
>>12358951IF OP was a girl. I would kiss you a lot on the cheeks. And make you super embarrassed. TFW no car lunch eating girlfriend for me to snuggle with.
the Impossible Burger is designed to look and taste just like a real burger. This means the inventors were challenged to use plant matter to make a moist, “bloody” patty, with the same texture as real meat. To be fair, I must admit the Impossible Burger is reminiscent of a real burger, it has a texture and color that looks like ground beef. The aesthetic is impressive. The problem is that it uses truly gross ingredients to get there, ingredients that could be just as bad for some people’s health as eating a real burger every now and again.In fact, there was some controversy as to whether the FDA would even approve the ingredient, called soy leghemoglobin, that makes the Impossible Burger “bleed.” Soy leghemoglobin releases a protein called heme which gives the burger it’s meat like traits.The FDA was was concerned about soy leghemoglobin, because well, it’s never been consumed by humans!Seems reasonable to me, and keep in mind, this is coming from an organization that has zero qualms about high fructose corn syrup and genetically modified crops, so it’s not like there is a high bar to get the FDA’s blessing.Is soy leghemoglobin safe?No one knows for sure....
>>12364333>t.
>>12364365They tested it on rats. They don't give a shit about vegan retards and they don't give a shit about cows, their schtick is how great it is for the environment and how bad eating cows can be for you.
>>12364404Yup really reinforces claims that they are nothing more than a trendy starvation cult.
>>12364387I'm sorry but I don't think I consume as much soy media as you
>>12364387I fucking hate you faggot boomet refugees. You are not welcome.
hey /ck/ wanna play a short game?-got to mapcrunch.com-click options-select japan and check mar the urban box-click Go! button-advance until you find a vending machinepost your results. bonus points for unusual vending machines that sell things other than soft drinks.
>>12364571did you click the urban option?
>>12364589yes
LOL ! Coke and Google Car !!!
>>12364623huh, it's different from all the other ones I've seen, that looks expensive.
Dose a porn merchant count?
Stop eating McDonalds.
>>12362352I do. I get two premium burgers and a quarter pounder with cheese or two every time I drive by. Bacon smokehouse burger is really good. Mushroom Swiss is okay I guess.They had a pretty good deal on the quarter pounders a while back. Think it was buy one get one for $1.
>>12362582>>12362608no but he did take my $500 fuck that guy
>>12362582>>12362608Yes
>>12362530>For the cost of a Big Mac I could have a fucking Big Mac, fries, and a coke
>>12362774for the cost of my COCK you could never have to work another job again. I could take care of you with my job. You just have to please me. and be a semi attractive female.
Rate my vegan meal. Day 6 of no animal cruelty.
>has to drink sugary energy drinks or he'll pass out and die
>>12364682hope those energy drinks are taurine free
>>123593812/10 i could make something way better with those breasts
>>12359305You do know that rain forests are being cut down to make place for banana trees and also soy bean fields.You DO know that, right?
>>12359305why don't you post a real meal instead of these shitty instagram pictures of snacks? this type of food is unsustainable for a fully grown man, may as well drink HFCS and olive oil staight out of a bottle
Do people seriously waste their time drinking rum that isn't overproof?
for me, it's coors
>>12362961>artisanal rum>artisanal>ANALtopkek
>>12362961Because it tastes good
>>12362961Does it matter as long as you get fucked up you pretentious gate keeping mong
guys i really need a drink rn. i always binge drink when my birthday is coming up.
Favorite hot sauce thread?This stuff is the GOAT
anyone of you /cocks/ got the comic of the white guy ordering super hot food at a restaurant but gets "hot sauce for whites"?
>>12364736I don't understand this crap. Us "white boys" found this shit in the first place and all capsicums / peppers are native to the Americas. Stuff your bullshit asshat.
>>12364719>SHIT THE BED
>>12364746>still trying this hardKek
>>12364736Explain your tiresome bullshit?
For me, it's Boar's Head chipotle mayo. The ONLY condiment worth spreading on my sandwiches and wraps!
I do this and the blazing Buffalo chicken breast and the three pepper Colby from boars Head on Publix white mountain bread. Or Publix rye. Depends.
the best soup.
>>12362479oops wrong pic
>>12362489Gross.
>>12362479>willingly living in the stone ages
>>12362479Literally the only canned soup I buy. Mainly because it reminds me of being a kid. Canned soups are not good, and should only be used as a last resort, like when you're sick and need a hot broth based meal.
>>12362479I never understood buying tomato soup, you can legit make it in 10 mins fresh with two ingredients,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZO7AS8Lrh8New Steve like 2 minutes ago.Very fresh.
>>12363793Rye bread is fucking good tho. Most bread is too sweet. Makes a great turkey and ham sandwich.
>>12360875>alt rightshut the fuck up you liberal faggot
>>12364681cringe but also based for bumping a Stevethread
>>12362551Nah, it's a decent post.
>>12364074Nigger
How much money does /ck/ spend eating out?
>>1236424315x30 = launch only alone
>>12364260I'm salaried, so sometimes I'm working 4 hour days, sometimes I'm working 12 hour days. I've also got like an hour commute. The last thing I wanna do when I get home at 9pm is cook dinner.
>>12364243Maybe $100/mo. More realistically, $40?
>>12364419I've eaten out strippers. Was ok.
>>12364745how are those cold sores doing?
One time when I was a stupid 10 year old I overindulged and ate almost a lb of shrimp at a buffet. I threw up just as we were leaving, covering the entrance to the buffet in half digested shimp bits. Share your story.
>>12361431probably. she's crazy now and doesn't speak to any of us
>>12354793>hot hat cheese
>>12356918It's because you got the tacos, dont trust those tacos
>>12356239can relate anon
Can be anything. Best buffet, worst buffet, buffet stories ect ect ect
>>12364167WHERE ARE THE BODIES MARK?
>>12361636>going to a buffet right before closing
>>12364323>digested evidence is no evidence
>>12358216Classic
>>12358133underrated kek
