Im having a bad day. Im sad fwens and my real ones suck.Give me some advice and be nice please
>>23189447smooth brain, what advice are you looking for?, when you are literally giving no detail what so ever besides being sad. Just lift bru.
>>23189453Ripper thats what i needed thanks m8
Guys help. My hair’s really long and I just pissed in it accidentally. I noticed quick enough to divert it and it only got in a little section, but I can’t take a shower since people are sleeping in the other room. I rinsed it out with water, is that good enough? Am I gonna have crusty piss stains in my hair? Someone help me fuck
>>23188781so you mean to say you jizzed on your hair?
>>23188781It will bleach your hair and everyone will know what happened.
>>23188783No I would’ve said that outright. I already admitted to pissing in it.
>>23188781all of your hair will fall out in 24 hours and never grow back, rip your days of youth op
>>23189442I laugued out loud. Thanks anon
I have a Sandisk IExpand iPhone USB...I want to upload some NSFW content onto it but the company’s privacy policy says I can’t...can they tell if I do I’m sure they can, but can I do it anyways? As the intro states, I recently bought a Sandisk IExpand and I want to backup some NSFW photos onto them, however should I upload them into the Sandisk Phone USB I bought despite their privacy policy Stating I can’t upload pornography or pornographic imagery and says not to? Will they enforce it? Delete them if I do? I need help. I have never used 4chan before so I’m hoping this is the right place...Thanks
What?
>>23187765You sound retarded but to answer your question this will almost certainly get you fired if your company has an even slightly competent IT department. USB drives are not expensive, just buy your own.Also go back. This is not the place for you.
>>23187801This Anon is correct, it's not worth your job. Just get your own USB
I have a clingy workmate, she does all the jazz, legs pointed to me, softer voice, bigger pupils, asking a ton about me etc, the problem is, i also have a soft spot for her, but i dont know if its worth it to try something at work, like, the gossips, the potential bad outcome, or perhaps even a good one, is it worth trying to flirt back with her?
So what do i understand, go for it or nah?
>>23189392if you literally dont understand the shit eating lesson than do what you want, why even go on here, if you dont even read? fuck off and delete this.
>>23189392How important is this job? Can you get a new one you'll be as happy in easily if you need to leave quickly?While on the surface this might not be an issue, what you say about her makes me think she would not react well if you decided to stop seeing her. You have to think of it as once you start seeing her, you're essentially stuck with her until one of you change jobs.
>>23189376Literally eat shit. I've seen great reviews. Ex:https://www.loverachelle2.com/shop/shippables/buy-my-poop/#reviewshttps://www.scatshop.com/shop/custom-requests/customs-by-evamarie88/#reviews
>>23189392I mean there's not much to do here, you either act on it or not. If you do, prepare to deal with potential fallout in case things don't work out well. Probably could turn it into FWB type thing, although if she's as clingy as you say, it won't work.
I used to have it, but my helicopter parents deleted it when I got caught smoking weed in high school. Every girl I meet gets extremely turned off when I say I don't have insta/facebook etc. I always play it cool, say shit like "I'm just not interested in it" but they hate how they cant measure my internet points I guess. I would have made a new one, but after so many years I can only think of a few people I'd add, and having only a few followers is probably worse than not having social media at all(honestly I don't even want it at this point, seems dumb to me). Is it over?
>>23189223that guy looks like loki lol
Fuck this OP, what if I'm someone who doesn't have any social media but there is, by chance, another person out there who has my exact same uncommon first name and last name combo with a dozen of different social media accounts? And, to make it worse, what if that person happened to be extremely cringeworthy and filled their social media with fetish/edgy shit?Is my only move here to establish my own social media. I REALLY don't fucking want to but it looks like I might have to, or unless I have this faggot potentially making me look bad.
>>23189225Not really
>>23189208>>23189223>>23189224FUCK NORMIES REEEER
>>23188894Just make an account and never use the app. You don't have to post ANYTHING, just make one account and never touch it again. All these dumb vapid zoomers do is add you and then never look at your account again.
So tomorrow I'm going back to shit job (idk why I have trouble finding another job but no one wants me).I don't really get an afternoon and the weekend is spent moping (ik i need mindset change here) and I'm not sure how to cope with it.Even considering how numb I got last time I worked this, I still hated my life.The people that work there are shit.The work is shit.What's there to do? I meditated last time but I always use my weak directed attention as an excuse (and i'm not sure it helps anyway).I've sort of given up on life by now, maybe that dullness will make it bearable this time?
Anon, what you have right now is someone's else dream, they'd literally kill for what you have to feed their families. I know it's hard working with these conditions and I know how bad it's to find a better job but you just got to be patient man, keep working and gaining experience and money and when you have enough, make a business career of your own and your own ideas and goals. You just have to be patient and thankful.And keep looking for other jobs whenever you can.Godspeed anon, you are better than this.
>>23188317always looking for jobsi dropped out of uni, i can understand people wishing for the opportunity for that... but trust me... not this.
>>23188343It's ok anonI know it's soul crushing but it's better to have money than not, even with everything you are dealing with you don't want to be without a job.Take your time and relax, be patient and never give up. And keep looking for new jobs always, who knows when is your day? Keep spirit and keep your heads up.
>>23188406i made and lost money, not through conventional working.i made a little money for a loss of sanity.i wonder when i can run this life on autopilot and forget about it all
>>23189346That's life anon, you don't expect to have it all right, no one should expect to because they will drain themselves out.Good gives and takes, we only can move forward and work with what we have and what we are capable with.
I live in a semi-ghetto area of a city in the U.S. I can't afford to move just yet so I'm stuck here. Most of the people around me seem to be complete whackos, they really are. Any suggestions as to what to do? Is anyone else experiencing this?
What kind of whackos?
>>23187053I'm in stockton CaIf you're walking around don't dress nice or carry moneyStart lifting and learn how to fight- being I'm shape and being able to defend yourself will make it so you exude confidence and will fight lessBe nice, but don't talk to people Carry some sort of weaponDrive places instead of public transitGet a dog It's hard right now because of COVID, but meet people outside the ghetto and hang out away from the area
>>23187903Just looked up Stockton out of curiosity and what in the everloving fuck are those borders? This has to be the most disgustingly gerrymandered thing I've seen in a long time. It looks like fucking swiss cheese.
Bump
>>23189391Look bitch, it will get easier, you have to be direct and professional (polite). If you fear than get lvl3 soft body armor and a gun or mace.
how do i deal with this ghetto bf? hes not black but like he doesnt really give a shit >smokes then just throws butt on floor>blatantly jwalks>throws trash on floor rather than in binif hes getting shit thrown at him, the mature thing to do would be leave but he just starts shit and throws it back. like i remember a guy bumped into him and he just started shouting, nothing bad happened but u get what i meanand he stares down people alotplease give advice on whether i should dump him because of these reasons
forgot to add he likes to purchase firearms and smokes way too much weed . a nig- ger basically
>>23187185its scary seeing a guy walk through rush hour traffic with cars slamming the brakes and there horns
also forgot to add he's a 9/10 with a 9in dick and also beats me but it's worth staying with him so i won't leave, thanks for the advice
>>23187092Based biggie
he is probably black
I just want to drive down a mountain road in the mid-west in a tacoma as the moon begins to creep over the endless sky full of stars illuminating the night sky eventually pulling up to a small clearing with a small house big enough for two. Falling into bed with my already asleep gf with reassurance that it’s real, that im real
>>23189111You see power is in unity several people in same direction. If you self concern about own comfy pleasure (gay) then you have 0 value to humanity.As a consequence of everyone's illusion that happiness is to find comfy spot of usury of everyone else. We all get enslaved by jew rat gang in a tax enclosures connected to the bank.You can dream, but it will never happen. No one can lift one self up , but if we cooperate we can lift one human heart at the time. That is more realistic is not? Creating a New World - Free from economic slaveryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feWGyKjgf5cRule of the People by Popular Peoples Congress https://youtu.be/p_eyqjNgg1E https://archive.peoplescience.org.uk/education-in-general/The_Green_Book_-_by_Muammar_al-Qaddafi.pdf https://www.bitchute.com/video/Rsy2MlHXVE3y/
>>23189203Oh look it's the jew rat guy. Fuck off.
>>23189111There are no mountains in the midwest.
>>23189333Kek
>>23189203i would squash you like a bug
Ive been thinking making podcast but nothing is scripted and we talk about and do random shit....(let me know if i should continue) And instead of camera footage everything is animated 2d or 3d maybe will contain a theme combination like the erick andre show, idubbbz or vsauce and other retarted shit idk , just a total chaos of random shit and hahas How can i make this look better thoughts ? Down here is a list of stuff i think you guys honnna reply >fuck off >this sucks >leave 4chan >gay >retarded Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>23189319Podcast has no video component, dummy.
>>23189329ummmthey do some do
>>23189319I interpret your post as "we're just going to talk about whatever without any plan".I honestly cannot think of anything that would gain less traction in the podcast medium.Generally, people listen to a podcast either because they're already familiar with the personalities and they want more or because they have a specific interest.You are not even mildly famous so you cannot lean on people liking your personality (unless your podcast is extremely funny, which I doubt)If you want people to listen and keep following you, you're gonna have to cater to a specific audience. And you don't do that by just talking about random shit.Also just like the other anon said: a podcast has no visual component. That's the whole point.There are podcasts which upload video to their own website or to YouTube, but the vast majority of your audience is going to consume your content using spotify, google podcast, itunes, etc. Aka: audio only.You sound underage with a pipe dream.So I'm not going to be too harsh: if you do this just to have fun, go ahead. But if your goal is to get 500+ listeners, don't get your hopes up and better invest your energy into something else.
I fucked. My big assignment worth 40% of my grade was due last week but I thought it was due this week and didnt check. What should I write to my prof to get at least half credit? He seems nice.
>>23188608covid excuseworks everytime
>>23188608you probably don't even need an excuse. if you've been chill and if he's nice you can just be honest and say you forgot.
>>23188608>I thought it was due this week and didnt check
>>23188608Send him the completed assignment with a note confessing to getting the date wrong and hoping he'll look at it anyway "just to let you know if you were on the right track." Don't even mention getting credit, but eave it to him to decide whether he feel like giving you any.
Since most of you fuckers are virgins I'm not expecting many of you to relate, but is there anyone out there who has been in love more than once over the years (and it was returned by your exes) and arrive at a point of singleness where you feel like you've done it all in that area of life? I feel satisfied with the love I've had and if I didn't wake up tomorrow I don't feel like I'd be leaving anything on the table in that area of my life. It's really weird but comforting. I feel pretty free. Problem is I may want kids, undecided atm but that's the **only** reason I'd look for something serious again. I'm kinda paranoid and don't want to get buttfucked by the legal system if it doesn't work out with the wife/mother, I know some people make it work but got dayum some poor souls get fucking destroyed in court. I don't hate women but I believe people change, so you just never know.I'm not rich or well-connected, but I'm an alright looking guy. I don't lack confidence but I don't think I'd ever be comfortable enough to truly believe that a woman really loves you for you, especially when the window is closing and the last people (approaching 35) left are looking for someone latch onto .Dating younger isn't really my thing. so... kinda going back and forth. I'm chillin tho... I got time to decide. Wat do?
>>23188854Yes. This is why premarital sex is wrong
>>23188854I thought I was done with love but then I had a dream that a friend I hurt came back to me as a girl and filled the void in my heart. Life is fucking gay dude.
>>23188877> life is fucking gay dudelol yeah it is. but it can be aight sometimes.
>>23188854Every woman is different. Every one brings new adventures. Being in love is never the same.
I have flunked out of university two times now. I avoided doing my responsibilities and so almost every class I have taken is an F due to incompletion. The Spring of Semester of 2020 I returned on some probations so it was okay, but then I fucked everything up again, never submitted any papers. If I did decent on that semester I could have stayed but because I didn't finish any class I lost my status.I want to go back and fix everything. I want to ask my professors again to take my work and get credit for at least Spring 2020 but I'm just so fucking avoidant. I can't bring myself to do it, I know I'm a tard and that no one should give me any more chances and that I have no place in University. But I have to try. It's all I have.For reference I contacted all the professors over the summer and they said they would be willing except one. But then I never did anything. I freaked out again so I never did anything. I think it's out of fear that I do this, I don't know. Is it even possible at this point, would anyone even consider it? If you work at a University please let me know if you have any insights because I don't know how to even start with talking to my professors.I'm not stupid I could've done it all if I tried. But I don't know, I couldn't bring myself to do it. And I still can't bring myself to do anything I should.
>>23188825yea man like we could be fixing our fucking shit and yet we are here on 4chan4chan is the height of pointlessnesswe do not maintain lasting relationships, only exchange pure ideas. nothing constructive and useful in our real lives. AND YET.still better than whatever else we are supposed to be doing, right? A bit later Im going to have a wank. then i might watch a movie. and by the time i feel like doing the thing, ill be tired. thats life on adhd. >ill do anything so long as im not supposed to do itshould be our fucking slogan
>>23188838you described it exactly. I have been stuck with the same few tasks for months-- email professors, write essays, etc -- yet somehow I have managed to fill all those days with everything but those things. I wouldn't say 4chan is the height of pointlessness tho. At least you can get some people being genuine here, since it's all anonymous. /lit/ is one of my favorite places on the internet. but aside from that yeah, mindlessly browsing the internet is probably the most time-occupying thing I run to when I'm avoiding something, 4chan or otherwise.>I'll do anything so long as I'm not supposed to do it
>>23188898one thing you can keep in mind is that youre running from the task in search of dopamineyou can try to sort of will more dopamine out of the task itself by rexamining ittry to remember something magical about it that attracted you in the first place. just appreciate the task more. if youre successful, it will start feeling less like a task and more about your curiosity again.
>>23188921with regards to things I must do, I have these strong feelings of shame that override everything else. emailing my professors after my sorry showing as a student. picking up the pen to write what I should've been done with months ago. maybe I have no right to feel shame but I feel it so strongly and it stops me in my tracks
>>23188612You do not have a school problem. You have something deeper that drives you to sabotage yourself. It probably would do the same thing on a job or in a relationship. See a shrink to discover and fix that underlying problem before you waste any more time in school.
Anyone agree
no
>>23188982Sure
niggasex
>>23188982no
Alright gents I'm asking for your input on options that might be available that I haven't yet considered. I'll try to be quick.It's possible I have a deficiency in my attention span. In earlier years it was still prominent but I worked through it utilizing what free time a teenage kid usually had. My current situation includes employment, military duty, a girlfriend and working on a passion project. Undiagnosed; and I'm in a position where I cannot obtain any efficient medication legally. Marine Corps is intolerant on said medication and possible conditions. My diet is reasonable and my fitness is 1st class. Coffee is a staple in the mornings and although it's impossible for me to maintain a constant sleep schedule (I work under the deputy coroner, retrieving bodies of the county 24/7)In short I'm looking for an alternative way to stay sharp through the days I can focus on my personal work. If any. Thanks in advance.
>Coffee is a staple on the mornings, and I should add that it's impossible for me to maintain a constant sleep schedule*[Bump] Used to come to this board when I was younger. Thought it'd be my first stop.
you have add, broget a prescription for adderall
>>23189165wait nvm lol didnt read whole postsorry
>>23187860I know the answ - oh look, a butterfly!
