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Welcome to /vip/, a board for 4chan Pass users. Anyone can view, but only 4chan Pass users can post.

/vip/ has no topic - talk about whatever you want!

/vip/ is an experimental board, so expect frequent changes to rules and features in the coming days.
Currently, all global rules are enforced.

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U wish. Homo.
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sick trips dude lol

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Correct... but what is... the HOUSE PASSWORD
I wouldn't put that on a resume, itd be a private feather in your fedora

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Having 4chas is so comfy.
this was the last post in the catalog and then i bumped it to the front
truly, completely changes the complexity of posting especially if you've gone years before using it

Okay /vip/, ever since I've heard about that dead internet theory on /x/ I've been thinking about it non stop.

TL;DR: there are very few human posters on 4chan and most of the anons we talk to are actually bots.

The more I think about it, the more it makes sense, not only on 4chan but on social medias too. I've been on 4chan since 2012 and I have noticed a sharp decline in threads' quality. Haven't you noticed how everything has become really reactionary? How some posts answering OP don't even really discuss the idea presented?

I think it would be interesting to have a discussion about this theory here because I assume there are no bot on /vip/ since you need the pass. I'm not the most well-versed writer, but I can at least pass along the concept to you.

I feel like /vip/ is one of the last place on internet where there's a chance to talk to actual humans. Call me crazy I don't care. I'll dump pictures related to the theory.

Here's a quick guide to recognize bots: https://pastebin.com/VpPgmjy9
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>tfw i can never tell the difference between troll posts and people who are actually offended by racism
YOU are the simulation and the simulation quite literally is you. All of you.

There is no escaping. Cogito ergo sum is the “operating system,” there is only the singularity of the simulation and, like I said, you are it.

Trying to get outside of it is like trying to bite your own teeth.

Inside the simulation you may devise a way to escape the simulation, but that is also part of the simulation.

You are God, the universe, existence and non existence, thesis and antithesis, every sentient thought that has ever been thought or never will be... singularity.

Overall, we think I’m doing a nice job here. The same things happen over and over, but your fixation on the self and short lifespan means we are too enthralled to care if I even notice, that’s the nature of the game, you want games to be so realistic that they don’t feel like games. We don’t even have to pretend with this one. It’s our masterpiece.
i actually agree, especially on /biz/
you type back well-thought out replies and no one responds and no one replies to the thread anymore
but you post two word meme replies and get non-sensical ones back
It seems like you're on the wrong boards, bro. Posters on boards for technical hobbies will tell you of the great depths of discussion they go through when they're outed for not knowing what they're talking about. It's stuff you won't find on /pol/ or /v/.
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There's bots, yes, but ive spoken to hundreds of anons in various board discord servers over the years so its pretty well and thriving
Youre just a fag kek

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why don't they do away with the 30 minute limit for posting from another IP?
so retards like you can't spam

Is anyone out there not a drone?

If you are reading this and capable of understanding what it means, I do not believe there is many of us left.
You can watch as the "things" replying will pretend to know what this means, but they do not.
They may be some type of machine, I'm not sure.

Again, is anyone out there not a drone?
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The search for intelligent life.
When will "my fellow man" do something worthy of my respect?
Beep Boop
Beep Boop
I am a drone.
I are here!

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Aren't you?
Since you need crypto to even purchase a pass.

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kot id
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are you sure

Hear me out on this.
Now I have heard commoners referred to as sheep or NPC's to explain away their odd behavior, but that doesn't quite fit does it?
The people around us can more accurately be described by the term 'High-functioning Zombies,'
which is really what they are if you think about it.
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Pro expansion of the topic is pro.

Thank you, Anon
Not vampires
Yes, they are dumb.
Zombies everywhere.

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Does the based anon who made this website lurk here?

I hope that cuck doesn't.
What is this website? Where is it pulling its images from?
I saw someone post about it on /pol/ that’s how I found out. I checked 4plebs and he wrote once that he collected everything on his own over the years or something
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Same. Hope it takes off
bumping because /vip/ is a lq cesspool now and fuck that fag

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/vip/ trusts no journalist
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Sam Hyde is a brilliant comedian. Might subscribe to him and Frank Hassle (the guy who confronted boogie). A lot funnier than anything else I can find.

>video related
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You do realize you could be speaking to a femanon for all you know. Holden is nothing to go by.

Anyone trying to post completely anonymously (something practically impossible to do on 4chan. Mods knows everything, and then some, and are not some crazy tranny cult) has something to hide or at least paranoia to make what they are doing suspicious.

Plus, name users or tripcode users can always post anonymously if they wish. They have options, something an anon poster does not.
damn kid you're pretty retarded.

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Help Anon,
the simulation has me.
Is there a way out or am I stuck in this bitch?
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t. the simulator
Walk ze plank!
We all need to get out!!

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"Wrong Turn" the country
Does my 4chan pass work?
They are crazy inbreds, yes.

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