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I just measured my dick its only about 2 inches (1.87 inches to be exact). Is there anything I can do about this? I read somewhere that anything under a inch is considered a micropenis, but if I could add a inch or 2 so that women wouldn't laugh at it that would be great. Technically I'm not a micropenis but 2 more inches would definitely help me with women.
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>>22260639
Holy fuck my man, you're a lost cause. You will never be able to pleasure a woman, any woman you'll ever be with will laugh at your tiny dick, and you'll get cheated on a shitload, if not all the time.
Dudes with average dicks have problems getting laid, satisfying their partners and being cheated on, so just multiply that times 1000 in your case.
You have a better chance by meeting your maker and hoping for a better roll next time you crawl out of a pussy.
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>>22260603
Well let me ask you this question op. How important is it for you to have a bigger dick? I mean, I know it’s a hard thing to deal with, but in the scheme of things having a big dick isn’t really all that necessary. If a girl makes fun of you for it, who cares? You got off and enjoyed yourself. Don’t let whatever fears you have about yourself get in the way of having an enjoyable life. Go for that super hot girl, why not? Don’t worry about your dick.
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>>22260753
Cope.
He's gonna get his shit pushed in by anyone that knows how tiny his dick is.
That "she won't say no when you're already undressing yourselves" thing going around this place? Yeah, won't work, chicks will just pack their shit and leave or laugh at him.
He's less of a man, basically.
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>>22260603
Just advertise yourself as one of those weird-ass oral only guys specifically and settle for what you get. maybe she'll also suck you off or let you edge her with your micro-peep. Ya never know, but you can dream.
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>>22260678
jesus fuck man this is a bad trip to read, OP i hope you achieve eternal happiness and fulfillment

How do I improve my social skills? I am basically autistic at this point and my love life is the only area lacking in my life.
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>>22260008
https://www.improveyoursocialskills.com/learn-social-skills
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>>22260125
Nigga I could have done that. I want posters ideas and opinions
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>>22260137
talk to people
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>>22260008
The problem isn’t social skills or lack thereof. Social meetings give you some sort of anxiety and you deliberately avoid them for fear of past events repeating themselves. You have to trust in yourself to make the right decisions socially mate, and you may fuck up because no one is perfect. Think of it like this: if you could do anything in the world without fear of messing up, what would you do? Live your life like that homeboy. Ask out that fox at the bar. Go hang gliding. Become a concert pianist. Fight in the UFC. Become the next Hugh Hefner. Laugh like you’ve never laughed before. Dream big dreams. Find the love of your life. Don’t worry if you look bad doing it, hell, that’s how the best became the best.

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/adv/, how does it feel to earn a girl who is like this. achieve a relationship with them, is it emotionally fulfilling? there's this woman who I'm pursuing, she always gives me the cold shoulder, she's a bit rude and smug. not to where I would wanna slap the shit out of her though. sometimes she has these moments where she's really affectionate and caring, although they are rare. whenever I see that side of her, it makes me want to love her. what should I do?
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>>22260273
A good relationship includes some fucking and sucking, boyo. Give her some vitamin d(ick).
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>>22260280
she's a virgin, she wants to save herself for marriage.
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>>22260282
Ask her out then. Flat out tell her you like her, you're interested, you wanna go on a date with her.
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>>22259714
lol she has you round her finger and is playing you for a fool. You're probably a mere tool for amusement to her, and it looks like she's mastered the art of when to tug on the leash and by how much quite well
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>>22260261
have you ever considered just flat-out asking her?

oh and >>22260320 just seems bitter bro, I'm think your dynamic could work out.

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I never drank alcohol in my life, is it cool to get drunk?
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>>22259780
It's definitely a bell curve. I haven't really drank in years other than some beers at christmas or whatever because I'm old and drank enough in my youth, also my body and mind can't handle hangovers anymore. I smoke weed instead especially since it's legal. Also alcohol is a lot of carbs/calories, beer is basically liquid wheat and pretty much most hard alcohols I always have to mix with whatever sugary drinks.

There's a few stages of being drunk and it's like

>relaxed
>clumsily confident
>retardedly arrogant
>reverting back to the mental and physical capacities of a toddler, right down to maybe pissing yourself
>blackout drunk, you are no longer in control of your body and bowels.

Also it plays on people's emotions, while it's mostly fun and games some people might just start to cry and bawl and scream and others might try to fight everything and everyone.

Anything beyond "retarded arrogance" you're for sure gonna have a bad hangover.


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>>22259991
lol with booze probably yeah, I like molly
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>>22259947
To be fair, there are few things better than taking a shit. A nice big ol poopper that slides right outta your asshole rubbing against your prostate is literally in the top 10 most pleasurable experiences ever.
On the contrary, having an ass-shredding brick tear your anus apart worse than Bubba ever could is in the bottom 10 of worst things imaginable for a human.
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not past the age of 16, no.
Being piss drunk is just obnoxious to everyone but yourself.
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Once in awhile I will drink a bottle of wine. That will get me legally drunk, in the 0.10 BAC range. It is a pleasant experience, but it isn't cool. It is a thing to do just before laying under a tree and watching the clouds in the afternoon, then having a nice nap.

I slowly cut off all of my friends because of very very high standards I set in my warped and twisted mind and now I am lonely

How do I deal with this? How do I lower my standards so I’m not disgusted when a friend shares a secret I’ve told him, when a friend talks behind my back, or when I believe a friend isn’t pulling up their weight? It’s crippling and I only have discord friends now
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>>22260363
Talk to a priest about this problem
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>>22260381
I’m not actually religious, I believe in some kind of god but I haven’t gone to church in 5 years.

I hold all my friends to a really high standard and if they don’t return the favour etc then I’m convinced that they are taking advantage of me and I have to start reminding myself why I shouldn’t cut them off, I have a friend now who I know deep down is a fantastic friend and I know I can’t afford to lose him but I cant help but get these thoughts when he does stuff that normal people would consider normal
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>>22260401
Sounds like a deep sense of insecurity. You need to relax and lower standards for yourself first. I went through a similar phase and years later I realize it was me trying to both protect myself and overcompensate for low self esteem. Recognize that and then work from there.
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>>22260401
You should really talk to a priest. You will choose a local denomination, perhaps a religion that you are not very familiar with, by looking up temples, churches, and missions near you and picking one which you feel immense resonance with. When you read the name you will feel a chime in your heart.

You will contact this place of worship and explain you have not been previously affiliated but that you need to talk about your problem.

They will tell you what you need.

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How do i become more social and less introverted?
>be me
>be introverted
>try to meet people through the years
>always people end up disliking me for some of my autism behaviour which i constantly try to improve and change or i meet shitty people
>i can count my good online friends with 1 hand, the rest i meet either dont like me or have a lot of mental issues
>try to use tinder, but i dont think any girl i meet there would be in my interest
>0 matches
>try to meet people in clubs and bars
>hate the enviroment, hate the people, hate being there
I just have no idea how to enjoy talking to people, and meeting new people. I feel like a social reject, which when i am angry its ok, but sometimes i feel too lonely and i wanna try and fix it.
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Don't try to shove a square peg into a round hole. Try to find other like-minded people and socialize with them instead of constantly putting on a fake face and holding your tongue around normies.
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>>22260386
When i do i have the issue i already said. People that are either just shitty (found out my first online friend, while its true i've been a sperg autistic, i fixed it, always talked shit behind my back and made fun of me) Or sometimes i have the issue of attaching too much to random people. Or i end up being friends with literal psychos a few times
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go outside and exercise more. dont look for interaction either. someone will talk to you eventually. exercise helps you a lot in being confident. keep your chest up you probably have bad posture too. most introverts do
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>>22260752
Was doing that before the quarantine and will do after the quarantine but it didn't help.

1. Does discipline ever get easier or is it the same every day? Is it easier if I have a clear goal im mind to work towards?
2. If I ever "get" into the groove of discipline and ridgidity, how do I not lose it? I feel like one bad day could fuck me up
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I hate the term "lifehack" but this is an actual lifehack.

Make your bed.

It doesn't have to be up to like British Nanny or Military standards of perfection but everyday of your life that you wake up in your own bed, just arrange the sheets/covers so it looks presentable and also don't keep like dirty laundry or whatever else on top of it let your bed be a bed. It takes like 10 seconds. Low effort and instant results.

There's a reason why the military and private schools and even prisons make a big deal out of it. It's a simple daily exercise in discipline and routine. Once you get that as a part of your mentality you can build on top of it.
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discipline is never easy, its just that everything that requires it requires a similar amount of it. if you are a very disciplined individual you can do damn near anything. but if you are half baked you'll find yourself unable to continue things
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gets progressively easier the longer you do it, just gotta add on small habits one by one and do them everyday without fail.

How do I stop running out of shit to say every time I get a Bumble/Tinder match or message?

Like, I'll match, and then I just don't want to get into a back and forth banter because I don't know where it's gonna go. I'm a creative guy, and not afraid of girls.

I just have no idea where the fuck to go with it sometimes. Just banter into infinity?
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>>22260698
Just be frank on what you want out of the interaction bro. That’s it. Don’t worry about banter or anything, the girl will banter with you if you just chill out and tell the truth.

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What is the proper response when I see people on the internet (including here) threatening self-harm?

Am I supposed to intervene or call the police or do you think it's morally acceptable to just read it but stay out of it?

On the one hand, if someone was drowning and you didn't save them and they died, people would say you're responsible for their death. On the other hand, there's probably hundreds if not thousands of people on the internet threatening this stuff on all kinds of forums. Nobody can help all of them, so I'm not sure if I could be held morally responsible for not intervening.

I'm talking about strangers, not friends on Facebook or something.
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>>22260551
Ridicule.
A good, old-fashioned ''See you tomorrow/next week'' faggot'' will do in most cases.
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>>22260551
Ignore them. Attention seekers mostly or lost causes. If you don't know them personally, ignore them. Waate of your time and energy.
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>>22260551
Is it wrong to be reading the thread or spectating but to just not post anyways?
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Tell them to do a backflip
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>>22260551
Refer them to a suicide hotline.
If they seem like they will murder-suicide or spree kill, call the cops.

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>>22260689
yeah probably
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>>22260689
Yes, why wouldn't they?
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>>22260689
Anyone can become anything if they have the desire, work hard, don’t give up, and study.
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>>22260689
Myers-Briggs is a shorthand way for borderline useless managers to pigeonhole their employees quickly. Do not buy into the garbage, and learn how to game the tests to present the result that is most beneficial for your situation.

Some people I was friends with at my regular bar are mad at me because I didn't support the business by ordering during the quarantine and I still wouldn't come back today today to hang out.

Frankly I'm unemployed (so trying to save $) and I don't want to deal with a bunch of people's conspiracy theories or refusal to follow basic sanitation practices.

Are they right to be mad at me for not supporting their business/livelihoods? Am I right for being pissed off at them for trying to pressure me into spending money in an unsure time?
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>>22260425
this is what happens when you let women in bars
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>>22260425
just ghost them fuck this shitty bar, who does that???
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>>22260425
It's not your fault that the economy is getting fucked over and you have every right to save money.

me and my gf live far away from each other and haven't met in person yet, she claims to love me and she seems genuinely passionate about me, she even sent me love letters and shit but recently she gave me the password to her account on instagram just to help with an issue but sometimes i snoop in her DMs and i found her saying she has a "mini crush" on one of her friends who is younger than her by about 2 years. she also went to school with him, i just checked now and she was crying to him about stuff and said they want to be affectionate with one another, in a friendly way. but i can't get it off my mind am i crazy or am i jealous or is she gonna cheat on me? i really love her and if i left her i know she'll be broken and i know she'll be fucked up because of everything i promised her and i take it away she often has doubts about me being like that because it's happened many times before to her. she exclaims she wants to be apart of my life for years and she seems like she means it, it's her first relationship as well so i don't know what to do !!!
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LDR stands for Long Distance Ruse. Because someone is lying, maybe even both people are lying; maybe even lying to themselves.
Long Distance Relationships are deceptions.
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>>22260120
>i really love her
No, you don't. You sound like you're both 15 years old and your hormones are clouding your judgement

>>22260128
Also this. 8 billion people on the planet, it's not that hard to find someone in the same postal code as you.
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>>22260120
>Me and my gf live far away from each other and haven't met in person yet
You’re just pen pals dude
> she gave me the password to her account on instagram just to help with an issue but sometimes i snoop in her DMs and i found her saying she has a "mini crush" on one of her friends who is younger than her by about 2 years.
A part of you must’ve already knew this LDR was just platonic, you don’t own her and she can do whatever she pleases, just like you bro
> am i crazy or am i jealous or is she gonna cheat on me?
You’re just delusional for ever thinking this LDR was ever real

Sorry bro, someone had to say it
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>>22260128
>>22260139
>>22260164
to all of you, even if you meet you're saying that it's still nothing? i started a LDR with a chick 300 miles away from me and we had known each other in a vidya for years as acquaintances. we saw each other about every month and in the beginning more often than that.. i ended up making an okcupid account and fucking it up, she was ready to move here and start something real with me. so i guess it's true about the lying. maybe i was lying to myself about what i liked about her but she was a great partner to me. i had some baggage i dumped on her.

my point is, LDR can be real if it turns into something in real life, until then, you're just pen pals. you can definitely find a chick who could be something amazing, but i'm pretty sure i got lucky as shit. i won't share her pics but this chick is a bombshell, 5' and petite and a sweetheart.
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>>22260120
>havent even met
Stopped reading there.
Grow up OP.

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I'm a 26 year old kissless virgin guy.
Can I still find a girlfriend or is it completely hopeless for me at this point?
Every girl I have asked out has either outright rejected me on the spot, or friendzoned me after a couple of dates.
I don't know what I am doing wrong.
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>>22253721
hit the gym and get that birthmark removed
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>>22254356
That wasn't an ad hom. Ad hom his when you attack a person's character rather than their argument and then suggest their argument should be dismissed on the basis of the highlighted flaw in their character. Name calling is not always (or even usually) ad hominem. Retard.
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>>22253336
Lift weights, find something that you enjoy, have long terms goals, go out and try to socialize, have a sense of style, learn to enjoy yourself when alone. This shit isn't for "how to get girls" but for yourself, can't expect others to love you if not even you love yourself.

At 26, I suggest you to find a prostitute for sexual experience, prostitutes are unironicaly the best sexual partner since they don't judge as rashly and is under obligation to have sex with you, take this opportunity to train. Go out and try to find someone that you enjoy to be with.
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>>22253721
Get rid of the mole. Lose a bit of weight to define jawline or grow a beard of you can.
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>>22254471
Get out mom!

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There is something critical missing from my development as a human. I am nearly 30 and have never had a girlfriend. I don't think a woman as ever been into me. I don't believe I am undesirable but I get the feeling I get "looked through" a lot. Like a lot of women don't even register me as a possibility I think. People forget about me. People forget if I was even at certain events. People never remember me. Is there something wrong with me? As a male, my confidence is in tatters and I have no way to build it up. I have been like this for years. What can I do? Everytime a friend says "My wife and I are having a kid!" I want to fucking throw up. I can't even fathom that feeling.What am I at this point? I honestly feel like a alien pretending to be human anyway I can. I look at other couples and wonder "How did they get to this point?" No one has any answers for me either. Its all "It will happen naturally." When will it happen for me? I don't think I am a picky dude either. I just don't want to date a woman who has kids, is obese or does drugs. Are my standards too high?
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>>22260433
>Is it so bad that I need professional help?
>>22260050
>There is something critical missing from my development as a human.

Yes.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UDNwDT9VSY
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>>22260317
He doesn't have mental issues he's just an average guy who can't come to terms with being average.

>>22260050
Listen OP, the diffculty setting on life is pure Dark Souls and you're average. You are an average person. You have been a average person all your life. You don't do anything memorable, you can't make a crowd laugh, you don't have a special thing thats yours that you want to show off. When you hit on girls you just get the bitch face.

Well the good life you want isn't for average people, the nice things aren't for average people. The average women you like aren't interested in average people. You are average. If you want more from life then break the mold.
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>>22260621
Nobody wants to tell you this, especially women. They'll just put label on you and say to seek therapy because you can't fit into the mold.

Because no one wants to saddle up with how unfair things are for people who are just average regular people or even a little above average people. And that infringes on the idea that they live in a world that is fair and that the things they enjoy in life are the effusion of a fair world.
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>>22260621
I think he's got it nailed. Im in a similar situation. Below average looks but want above average. For whatever reason "good enough" isnt good enough and where most ugly guys eventually settle for an ugly girl, that might just be unacceptable to you as it is me. Our standards are just set too high.

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Hi /adv, I come to you in a time of great need. A friend of mine keeps dating exclusively criminals. Her first boyfriend was a drug addict and a rapist who is currently in jail for assaulting a police officer. They broke up when he had a "prophetic dream" that they weren't meant to be together. She met her second boyfriend when he immediately tried to fuck her. He was kicked out of the army, got her on a bunch of drugs, and was mentally and physically abusive. He also regularly cheated on her and tried to get her to kill herself. Her third boyfriend has a vague criminal past and is trying to get her to move with him to a city where she has no friends, family or other connections. Also her dad used to beat her. How do get her to stop being a dumb slut?
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>>22258956
In what kind of shithole do you live? Baltimore?
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>>22258956
dated a girl with a past like that recently, there's no helping them. you can't fix them and they refuse to be fixed so you best leave them be.
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>>22258956
can't fix them. let her die
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>>22258956
You can't, outside of physically restraining her, which will get you into heaps of trouble


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