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Which setting do you guys think has the best dark elves?
>>69028240The best dark elves are fun to rape.
>>69028240Unironically Warhammer and 40k, closely followed by elder scrolls.
>>69030259The best dark elves have fun raping you
>>69030165Dunmer are intentionally>what if we took the tropes of Dark Elves and made them not-shit
>>69031755The tropes of dark elves already work so long as youre not a faggot like every DnD writer, the druchii prove this perfectly (as do the melinboneans)
In Pioneer nobody can hear you scream edition>What's Pioneer?Pioneer is a new, non-rotating, officially sanctioned MTG format that includes all standard-legal sets from Return to Ravnica onwards.>What's the banlist?At the moment, just the allied fetchlands.>Where can I play it?MTG Online, Xmage, Cockatrice. Pioneer GPs begin in January 2020.>GPs?https://twitter.com/ChannelFireball/status/1186305736915197960Last: >>69021364
>>69031595Of course it has, is it competitive though?Also can we see the results of leagues somewhere or are we left guessing about the meta for the time being?
>>69031664>Legacy is a thousand times more interactive than pioneer>Match ups can very often be ships passing in the night and become draw your sideboard battles just like modernThe absolute delusion. Tell me how Lands getting its combo off on curve and the opponent not drawing their LD any different than Modern or Pioneer.
>>69031664so siege rhino is just an inferior questing beast right? Why would anyone bother running it?
>a whole new format gets introduced>new life is injected into deckbuilding and card value.>/tg/ reeeessss hardSuch fucking clowns. Do you even like playing MtG?
>>69031743>new life into deckbuildingLiterally you could've done this with any format already existing. You didn't even need to have a format to exist to brew. People are reeing because wizards are trying to kill modern so they could sell more packs.
Sir,with all due respect.If USMC is so great why aren't there any good tabletop games about US marines?
>>69031474It's called Force on Force or literally any of the cold war miniature games.
>>69031474Because we wouldn't be fighting the Covenant if their prophets had invested in their pussy infrastructure.
https://youtu.be/2esAob3tEiwbest system for a Ram Ranch campaign?
>>69031709TEMPO TEMPO TEMPO>>69031608thank
Hello /tg/, I have a project I think would be fun.We're going to make a monster manual, one of those weird, Monster Manual 3 and onward kinds where they've run out of all the regular monster types and just start making up crazy shit to throw in. Give us your Sennmurvs, your Urgalastas, your Blackstone Eidolons, whatever concepts you can think of. We'll have 100 open slots, which we'll compile into the full manual in the end. Then we put together some basic stats for them (Think something like how Veins of the Earth did it: Basic hit die and damage die, some loot, etc.). Get it all written down and put together, a little blurb explaining how the thing is supposed to act to the DM and whatnot, and then we illustrate them, using any technique at our disposal. You good at drawing shitty things in ms paint? Go for it. Want to photoshop a bunch of animals together and call it a new kind of owlbear? Do it. Have actual drawing skills? You're probably in the minority. I'll be drawing some myself, and trying to doodle up any ones that don't get picked up by others.So, tl;dr>100 monster entries, make up any kind of monster you want, so long as it's weird.>After the pitch, we figure out simple, relatively system agnostic stats for it.>Then, any anon who can and wants to, regardless of artistic skill or medium, makes an art entry for it.
>>69025885Based and bogpilled
bears that collectively swarm to mimic larger monstershttps://www.nature.com/articles/35011129
>>68972978>Piz'imuri>Lives underground in large caves and caverns>Looks like a giant jellyfish with a dozen legs insead of tendrils, evenly spaced around it's body. >it's legs are covered in small plates of sound-reflective bone, allowing the creature to 'hear' it's surroundings by feeling the vibrations on it's legs.>It stands about 20 feet tall, but some variants can grow as high as 80 feet.>When hunting, they walk around aimlessly in their 'hunting grounds' (cave they inhabit), poking their legs into every nook and cranny to locate a source of meat>When a food source is found, the Piz'imuri impales it on one of it's legs, the hairs on which act as tiny hollow needles.>It then sucks up all of the creatures liquids to digest, and moves on.
>Knightmares>Purpleish-red oozes with a black, pudding-like skin over their sticky bodies, these wretched slimes feed on the pleasant, good dreams of individuals, leaving them only with horrifying nightmares>When threatened, the ooze will form into a humanoid shape and the black skin will harden into armor-like plates, allowing it to hold its form. It often will base its form and the weapon it uses off of the dreams harvested from its last victim>Attacks from this creature deal additional psychic damage, and prolonged contact with the black outer shell or skin will cause an individual to fall asleep, allowing the Knightmare to harvest their dreams (contact is accumulative, every strike delivered making a target progressively more tired before they fall asleep completely and become drainable)>If killed, their hardened skin can be used to make a flexible, durable armor, and the concentrated essence of their ooze is said to be able to grant peaceful, lovely sleep, and enhance psychic abilities
>>69024417>>69024505You know what? OG quantorg poster here, and I say fuck it, dimensional anchor wont stop the quantorg (because lets face it, would a DM who pulls the quantum ogre dilemma really let one spell stop him?)>>69026929has the right of it, you already have ways to shut down the quantorgs teleportation and it's not traveling to different dimensions so anchor wouldnt have any effect >THE QUANTORG WILL REIGN SUPREME
>It's another episode of someone crying about the superiority of the elves
>>69031205Fuck niggers
>>69031392D&D and Warhammer are more related than not. Stop sucking dwarf, elf, dragon, wizard, "muh dark lurd" cock, you uninspired shithead.
>>69031392DnD doesn't have a setting, but several dozens of them.
>>69031427And literally all of them are trash>>69031418>t-theyre totally the same because of (superficial similarity)Cope
>>69031496warhammer started as a 3rd party minifig company for D&D you illiterate gully dwarf
How come Mortal Kombat never went the rpg route? It’s got a good enough setting for it.
>>69029372Yeah, she was kinda neat. Almost like the anti-Quan Chi.Also, Nitara was sorta interesting too though Skarlet seems to have usurped her shtick following the reboot...
>>69029275I'm annoyed that the Drunken Fist representative was an actual disgusting drunk who vomits and farts as part of his arsenal, even though he's actually a highly respected figure in the general mythos.
>>69029275The Red Dragons have been popular punching bags for years now since their debut.
>>69029372Wasn’t she a demon who hated demons
>>69030230Red Dragons themselves, certainly. I was under the impression that Onaga himself as former Emperor of Outworld was exempt from that disdain..
These are too fun. Let's go.
Fuck Arkhan Land and fuck the terran pretender and fuck the necrons. Ave Omnissiah.
>>69029525Mechanicum matches the older Blanche style more closely. Also 40k really needs generic magi and archmagi comparable to those in 30k. So much conversion potential. Basic rules port would probably be something like>WS 4+ (3+ for archmagos, 2+ for malagra and reductor)>BS 3+ (2+ for archmagos)>Same S/T/A>5/6 wounds without/with abeyant
Behold my Heretek Chaos Marauders. Might not be chaos worshippers, but they do love that payment.
>>69030337Good use of the adsecularis, those boys are delightful models.
Does your forge use exotic vehicles? Does it have its own pattern?
Come around this campfire and share some of your best screen caps traveler.
>>69027419Here's a shorter one.
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>>69005463Fucking bard man.
>>69004272>gnome barbarian with a boomerangI wanna do this now
Conceptual powers suck.Controlling fire? Fine.Controlling "the concept of fire"? Dumb.Having a tough defense? Fine.Having armor that literally cannot be bypassed by anything, except for an attack that extends beyond this frame of time and is able to strike you simultaneously now and before you got the armor? Dumb. Really fucking dumb.Moving so fast time seems to stop? Okay. Not great, but okay.Literally stopping time by holding onto the second hand of a comically oversized watch, but you can only do so as long as you can recite original dirty lymerics? Not very smart.It's what turns Luffy from a guy who can stretch his arms into a guy who can blow air into his bones, inflating them like balloons, and somehow obtaining relative mass in the process. It's what makes JoJo so dumb, inconsistent, and I should reiterate dumb.It's a common trap for game designers, who, after exhausting all the more sensible abilities like "moving fast" or "summoning bats", decide they want to play around with manipulating time, the "essence" of speed, or very frequently, luck.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>69030012YOUYOU WERE THE ONE THAT DESTROYED MY FREE TIMEFOR THAT YOU DIE
>>69030701"conceptual powers" are to do with basically Platos world of forms, not just language and shit
>>69031620One Piece also uses a lot of conceptual powers. It's the defining trait of its power system.
>>69031649>he doesn't know what a concept is
>>69031649It is very malleable. Concept are created all the time. Even "toxic masculinity", mentioned there, is a concept. This kinda means someone with toxic masculinity conceptual powers might exist.
What if we made the humans in our games more alien?
>>69025227>Nah, that's not alien at allHonestly it's really not. Some species of ants practice domestication, humans are just the ones who are best at it so far.
>>68991523Tell me more of the Mormon hive minds
>>69031352Basically the setting is like Deadlands but everything got even more fucked up than in there and humanity speciated into several new strains. One of which was the Mormons. Mormons are now a race and a religion, known for their purple-hued eyes and lack of body hair in addition to old-fashioned family values and the solidarity of their communities. Mormons can innately sense the presence and approximate locations of any other Mormons within a local 100 meter radius and so can almost seem to function as individual parts of a much larger creature. Their primary ambition is to start a space program and find god.
>>68987306It’s not
>>69031720Don’t forget the magic underwear
Don't Let The Fucking Thread Archive Edition Previously: >>69014954RESOURCES>Official Site: Contains deck building rules and the current ban list.http://www.mtgcommander.net>Deck List Site: You can search for decks that other people have made. Authors often have comments that explain their deck strategy and card choices.http://www.tappedout.net>Statistically see what everyone else puts in their commander decks based on what is posted to the internet.http://www.edhrec.com/>Find out what lands you can add to your deck, sorted by category, based on a chosen color identity.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
If your deck has fewer than 8 mana rocks/ramp spells, it's craw.If your deck has fewer than 10 removal/counter/disruption spells, it's craw.If your deck revolves around playing multiple things that cost 6 or more mana, it's craw. If your deck has fewer than 10 one/two drops, it's craw. Thanks for reading.
>>69031408to be suicidal for being gay you have to have shame. Bluefags don't have shame.
>>69031683Craw and proud.
>>69031683>If your deck has fewer than 8 mana rocks/ramp spells, it's craw.If your ramp isn't in the double digits, your deck is shitter tier.
>>69031646It's what happens when you paste images into the reply window rather than having them saved to your computer or uploading them from the image location. It just uploads them as an uncompressed PNG, so the filesize gets massively bloated.
Infinity is a 28mm scale Sci-Fi Skirmish game by Corvus Belli where sometimes simple missions are fun too!>All the rules are for free. Buying the books is only relevant for fluff:http://www.infinitythegame.com>Semi-unofficial catalog of fluff, dossiers, and unit models:https://human-sphere.com/index.php?title=Main_Page>Rules Wiki:http://www.infinitythewiki.com/en/Main_Page>Official Army Builder:https://army.infinitythegame.com/>Dice Calculator:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>69029256The thruth drowns in a torrent of media, fashion and trends, and anyone who reveals something real is treated as a tinfoil hat conspiranoic which is silently removed.Just like in our world.
>>69029324Isn't dropfleet a bit dead? I think it looks cool, but no-one plays it here.
>>69030073>>69029369Ok>>69029589Too many models decreases motivation.
Why do anons say nomads are capeshit?
Hey fa/tg/uys, you have any horrific tales of players or GMs injecting furry shit in your games?
>>69023960Played with many "furry" gamers, only one was a problem. I've seen jokes about "8 tiddy werewolf gf" pop up here, when that happened in a game. In short, the moment the GM mentioned that females had eight boobs, one of the players went really fucking creepy. We asked the fucker to leave and asked the GM why that happened. It was an awkward night.
>>69030796Lazy Gen X and Gen Y parents will be the doom of the internet.
>>69030796I doubt it'll just be furries.Have you seen those Elsa videos and other weird shit that kids apparently end up watching? The next generation is going to be really fucked up
>>69031013That's the sort of weirdly-specific detail GMs ought to keep to themselves. Though I'm sure some players will invariably imagine it themselves without prompting.
