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Tzeentch Edition>Sunday Preview – Phobos Marines Battle Traitor Guard in Kill Team: Morochhttps://www.warhammer-community.com/2022/05/22/sunday-preview-phobos-marines-battle-traitor-guard-in-kill-team-moroch/>Lore of the Votann – Ancient Quasi-divine Machine Intellects Make for Decent Gunsmiths, it Turns Outhttps://www.warhammer-community.com/2022/05/20/lore-of-the-votann-ancient-quasi-divine-machine-intellects-make-for-decent-gunsmiths-it-turns-out/>WarhammerTV's Tip of the Day:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHOhEN2rBZA [Open] [Embed]>Downloads; Rules Errata and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/https://www.warhammer-community.com/faqsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>84628614>merchant guard" space marine "chapter".Hey hey, anon.I hope one of your marines will be a reference to a certain someone sponsored by a self proclaimed Merchant's Guild.https://cults3d.com/en/3d-model/various/brother-m-bekeMan I need to find a proper online printing service where I can commission printed bits.
>>84628855Is it even possible to truly go back? Most of these poor fuckers wake up at 28 with a fake vagina and saggy tits and realise their lives are ruined and they’re freaks. There’s a reason the an hero rate is so high
>>84628867God I would love to see Jaghatai come back for a grudge match between him and Mortarion
>>84626394Can Kroot eat the tyranids?
Does anyone have the ShadowRun pie chart that shows how "bad" income inequality is, but it's actually BETTER than how it is in the real world now?
>>84628585It's both, dipshit. And not that this was the topic, but America is LOCKED DOWN FUCKING HARD. Whatever class you're born in, you die in. The only reason the government doesn't just openly declare a caste system is because everything is lies here.
>>84623738bud I got news for you, us faggots dont have money either and hate those same guys
>>84628846You drank the cool aid, friend. Get off breadtube, it will do you good. Wealth mobility is still alive and well in america. You're just letting leftists rot your brain into thinking things are "LOCKED DOWN FUXKING HARD"Please tell me you're at least getting paid for spreading Chinese propaganda.
>>84628901No, I put up with your shit for decades and I'm done with it.
>>84628928You may want to consider killing yourself. There does not seem to be a way out of your self inflicted squalor, as you so admit.
>be human male doctor (cleric)>serve a fertility/life god>massive dumpy, man clearly does squats (important detail)>be chilling in a corner>Cat woman (tabaxi paladin) comes up to you>Asks doc to join for an adventure>Medical expertise going somewhere at least>They go eat lunch>Turns out they serve the same god>Go down place>Fight some wolves>Doc decides to be hella epic and funny with a 360 noscope crossbow bolt into the wolf's spine, breaking the spine and paralyzing it>Actually succeeds>Cat woman likes that, for some odd reason becomes horny for him>doctor Don't noticeComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Nogames general.
I did not read any of that.
>>84628288>(cleric)>(tabaxi paladin)Stop playing d+d
>>84628288Is this you playing and it's another player, is this an NPC and your DM is into that. What the actual fuck is the context for any of this.
>>84628916I feel lile the context is only going to make things worseI want to know tooDoesnt help that I get the impression this is from the first session of a two player game
P500 is a government psyop edition Previous thread: >>84583799 The pastebin: https://pastebin.com/h8Tz2ze8>Is the theme of a game important to you? Do you tend to explore games with themes that are unique to you or do you prefer themes that you are more familiar with? >Can a theme be conveyed entirely through a game's mechanics, or does it require a certain aesthetic as well? >Can a game with a heavy emphasis on theme ever be as mechanically sound as one that doesn't? Do they even need to be, or do they provide a different sort of enjoyment compared to games purely focused on their mechanics?
>>84628427the race tech from TI3im printing the flagships and i wanted the cards and the race techs but the iamges from TTS are too low resolution to print.
>>84626135>w-we're getting our games, r-right???what games are we waiting for my fellow glowies?
Just wanted to say that I am proud of you guys, nobody responded to that abomination of a thread earlier, not even to say how much it sucks.Enormously based.
>>84627397Idk anon, the game's been in final art for 2 years since I backed it. Plus the 3 minute review faggot that is designing it apparently had a lot of personal problems (among them 'oh god I didn't know having a kid lessens the time I have for my hobbies') and I don't think he managed to finish it by april (which he needed to get the game shipped at the end of the year according to him).
>>84628847I don't understand why you would just lie on /tg/ like this. It's an anonymous board. You don't gain anything by lying. But here you are.In December 2021, Red Dust Rebellion was Nearing Art Department Readiness.Since January 2022, Red Dust Rebellion entered In Art Department.Since February 2022, it has been In Final Art and Next to Get a Print SlotSo yes, Red Dust Rebellion is shipping by the end of this year, unless some horrible fuckup happens that makes them start all the way over, like if all the boards are printed on monkeypox skin samples.
Fun times edition Previous thread: >>84576101A thread for discussing the 'Star Wars' franchise and its various gaming adaptations.Fantasy Flight Games’ X-Wing, Armada, and Legion>https://pastebin.com/9puqx1zeStar Wars Roleplaying Games (d6/d20/FFG)>https://pastebin.com/iUriRfaAOther FFG Star Wars tabletop (Imperial Assault, Destiny and the LCG)>http://pastebin.com/ZE4gn0yNComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>84628633 Mark 1 and Mark 2 were closer to the standard Starship Troopers MI. The closest they get to "mecha" are probably Elemental Armor or, if you really want to drift further a Scopedog.
>>84628848Oh, additionally if you wanted to work Scopedogs in they would probably also be called something like Mark4 Spacetrooper armor and used in conjunction as "heavy hitters" to defend and assault Mark 3's.
>>84628315Not just ships though, there's plenty of the smaller industries that make stuff and will have something of an 'alien' approach to how things they think should work and look aesthetically. Depending on the market they may adapt some of them so humans can use them, or maybe not if its a case of some weird critter with tentacles or claws.I don't disregard the alien look though for some things, like a gun made by a shorter species might have a funny sight radius, the trigger guard is too small and the handle too oddly shaped or even more obviously, a suit of armour that just wont fit you unless you've got 8 limbs.>>84628675I'm thinking it would be Ke Laosi or Ke Lau si in terms of a pronunciation.But my mandarin is also really bad, like a deeply insulting culture starting a war and shit on and entire language bad
>>84628866 fuck dind't finish. ... to defend and assault while Mark 3's boarded. I *think* this is the Mark 3. Mark one's to me look like the bastard children of COBRA's S.N.A.K.E suit's and AD Police's K-series of combat armor.
>>84628926I did up the Pooper Troopers if you want embiggened stormies>Fighting meat-turds, fatbergs and rebels inna sewers is hard work
Elven editionWelcome to /wbg/, the official thread for the discussion of in-progress settings for traditional games.Here is where you go to present and develop the details of your worlds such as lore, factions, magic and ecosystems. You can also post maps for your settings, as well as any relevant art (either created by you or used as inspiration for your work). Please remember that dialogue is what keeps the thread alive, not asking questions to OP every third hour.Previous thread: >>84442875Resources for Newfags: https://sites.google.com/view/wbgeneral/Worldbuilding links: https://pastebin.com/JNnj79S5 (embed)https://cryptpad.fr/pad/#/2/pad/view/Eo+fK41FKVR7xDpbNO0a0N4k0YYxrmyrhX3VxnM14Ew/Thread Questions:>Do you have Elves?>How many varieties of them are there? Tell about each one.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>84618899Dagger ears gonna dagger ear.
How do you visualize addiction to a highly addictive/harmful in game hallucinogenic/depressive drug? How do rich nobility hide their addiction vs the everyman vs the poor who have no options? How would you incorporate withdrawal and trying to get off a drug?As of now, the drug I am using is a drug with similar repercussions to krokodili and similar effects to DMT. It has the added effect of making users loose teeth over time, with most if not all of the teeth being gone by the end of a addict's lifespan. The breath of someone using it is disgustingly, sickeningly sweet.
>>84577631Pretty cool, now how did you do it? From start to end would be appreciated.
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>>84568424>Do you have Elves?Yes>How many varieties of them are there? Tell about each one.There are currently around 50 tribes of elves, but they're all fairly similar from a cultural perspective. The elves are fiercely independent and don't really have a concept of community and cooperation. A tribe is just a loose group of elves that happen to share an interest and so live together to achieve that end. If a child reaches maturity and decides they don't like the traditions or customs of the village they're in, they just sort of leave. The tribes will war, but it's almost never over land or resources, but instead ideals. If a group thinks that clearcutting the forest is the right way to preserve it, and another believes that letting it die naturally is the correct choice, they will likely war over it. These wars tend to last only a few battles, because no tribe ever has many more than a few hundred living in them in total. >Are they cute?Yes. Lithe and tall, pallid skin, eternally young features. They don't really reflect age and wisdom, but rather youthful innocence and vigor, so cute is a very good term for them. Much more cute than sexy. Pic is a map of one of the human nations in my world. What do you all think of it? It's the highest population, and spread out over the largest landmass. It is a feudal monarchy, with a very rigid bureaucracy, with some places having 4-5 layers of lord between the Duke of a fief and the people they rule.
How about another single player roleplaying game thread, Murray?Rising from the dead editionFAQ, games, getting started, and other links: https://pastebin.com/VJ77ptqaOld pastebin that no workee: https://pastebin.com/F8teW7rrOracle says: Discipline. A character exercises restraint, or follows a rigorous training regime.Weather forecast for your game: Colder than normal, and very dry. Shake the moths out your furs, and stay hydrated!QotD/M: Have you ever “completed” a solo game? Reached max level, unlocked all advancements, reached the True End of a CYOA?
>>84621327About halfway through last year I started at Fighting Fantasy WoFM and am going through them in order without cheating, drawing maps etc as I go. WoFM maze was a bastard but been enjoying each game so far (some much more than others). I like the simplicity of the games but the old school cliche worlds that actually feel kinda fresh these days.>>84621327 Printed this out but it feels a little intimidating to start.
>>84624234>Be interesting to see what a 2e would look like.It's trending toward streamlining things and getting rid of excess modifiers and variables to keep track of. The var2 oracle fixes some problems with the original, it isn't "chaos = more yes" any more and the chaos factor is more limited. But I'd still use it alongside other solo tools and not exclusively, it's best at seeding random ideas.I really like Motif, it's one of the simplest systems but very open-ended.
Been playing Five Parsecs from Home and having an absolute blast. Anything similar? I know they have that fantasy rpg one coming out in a couple of months and the rangers one but anything by another company or creator? Love sitting down with the mission tables, drawing out a quick battle field on some graph paper and going to town.
Long time no see!This is just to let you guys know that I'm still working on (you)-inspired solo hexcrawl.>pre-alpha
>>84623244>anon that comes to these threads whose trying to complete every module ever publishedThats impossible
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>>84626549>Try to play D&D5e with some guys on discord>Create a bronze skinned, normal sized human wizard>Everyone else has a 6'9" donutsteel purple Squirrelman sorcerer/thief/vampire hunter>They only care about min maxxing and builds not roleplayingFuck this shit lmao. If you don't try to construct interesting narratives and characters in your game and just care .about minmaxxing why even play a pen and paper game to begin with? Actual videogames will always do that better. Cringe
>>84628581alternate proposition.only slightly de-fur bugbears, more fur the hobgoblins, and swap the colors of hobgoblins and bugbears so that it goeschartreuse to fully yellow small not all that hairy -> orange medium kindy hairy - > red big pretty dang hairyYou can even throw in boggles, norkers, and gremlins into the pattern by that point. super tiny, blue, completely hairless to the point of slimy. smaller than goblin but bigger than boggle, teal, mostly hairless aside from a stripe on their head.Literally the only odd one out is hobgoblins coloration. Plus i think bugbears would look better with the brick red skin. more intimidating.
Been looking over class stuff for things I've never played before I try running a game of my own, and Monk looks kinda... weak. Any suggestions for making a monk actually feasible?
>>84628921free access to unarmed fighting style that it
Why the hell is Games Workshop bringing back the Squats instead of just expanding on the Demiurg?
>>84625543A recent article mentioned the Leagues taught the Tau how to use ion weaponry so yeah, I think the Demiurg are gonna get rolled into them.
>>84615942>instead of just expanding on the Demiurg?What the Hell is a demiurg?That's why.
>>84624891>excellent rulesAt least try and make it believable.
>>84625478and we love them for it'heresy' just means 'choice'.
>>84621673>>84624733wishful thinking, teens have always been their best marketbut retro is cool right now, so like DnD, Star Wars, Star Trek, etc., they are dusting off old material from decades ago, sanitizing it, and then relying on grogs and parents reminiscing on their childhoods to help sell to youth
Previous Thread >>84449798This thread is for the creation and discussion of Lewd RPGs, which includes Solo Rpgs, Homebrews and Concise Greentexts.An explanation for what Solo RPGs are and how they work can be easily found on Google or Youtube.Use the 4ChanX browser extension for DEAD links or feed the post number into an archive site>Popular Lewd Solo GamesLabyrinthus: https://mega.nz/folder/kB0h0ACZ#a67GWGpSmfaPyuIK77eL_wLewd Attack: https://mega.nz/folder/CbhQnQyB#Xn-0F9OVyr_SHQ2s7rDhmQValkadia: https://mega.nz/folder/3IEhVZhK#SbFWGHfx9rnTuBNu4KugkQ>Frameworks for Maptool: https://mega.nz/folder/4ixRTS7K#nSxJQ4BuNcaZYA4slPVPcw>Greentexts Folder. All greentexts posted in the thread might end up archived herehttps://mega.nz/folder/WU82BBZR#IbyAxclRNt3fcZaPoZi4ag>Mixed Folders: They contains stuff for D&D, Pathfinder, etchttps://mega.nz/folder/IRMTzbhC#cAzGdWFT53xMjg1wJZGcZwComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>84627800i dont recall boef including rules for sisting cumming" unless you are trying to draw out the act. generally the rolls are for giving your partner a good time/enjoying yourself.so she may have gotten off but she pulled some weird shit on you at just the exact wrong time and it didnt land. but she got off on it. really hard. thats my best analysis of the situation
So I was very hype about organizing a lewd RPG group. I was reading a couple of books about DMing and one of the books I read about different types of players, their motivations and how to cater to them and something clicked on me: I have no interest on playing a game without anything lewd and if that's the case should I even bother playing? It's clear that I care not for the game but making kinky friends and there are better ways to go about it.
Should taking a powerful opponent's virginity give experience in and of itself? Should taking a sorcerer's virginity reduce their spellcasting potential or otherwise disrupt their magic?
>>84628438Maybe not, but if you like games you can still get what you want if you make the setting some sort of CoC/Oglaf/hentai jrpg verse where all monsters, dungeon traps, and magic items are lewd and it's impossible to go on a day of adventuring without lewd situations coming up
I want to do a game that has rape-on-loss, but I'm having some trouble. Basically, you (the female PC) are supposed to be able to kill the monsters, but you're not yourself killed or seriously maimed. I don't want to make female characters invincible, and I'm OK with some ryona, but I don't want it to be hardcore guro on the girls' side. Is there a way to thread this needle?
In an effort to popularise my folklore, I'm going to talk at length about cool Slavic mythological monsters that you could use for your worldbuilding. There's a dire dearth of accurate information on Slavic folklore in English, so this should come in handy for those of you who are keen to avoid cringe.We start with the creature that allows me to post the most enticing OP pic, the Alkonost. It's a creature with the body of a bird of paradise and the torso of a human. They live in Iri, a mythical landmass in the sky where the birds migrate to in the winter, where righteous souls go to after their deaths and where the spring arrives from. For all practical purposes, it's the Slavic heaven. Alkonosts in particular live in or near the palace of their divine patron Hors, the god of the sun. While male alkonosts never leave Iri, the females serve as the messengers of the gods, fulfilling the same basic role as angels. We know that male alkonosts exist at all because sometimes they breed and lay eggs. They lay them into the sea shallows, which calms the sea for a week - which is the time it takes for the eggs to hatch. Once they do hatch, a mighty storm breaks out.Although alkonosts are peaceful and mean no harm to humans, they can protect themselves in case some retard decides to capture one. As befitting of a bird, they attack with their songs. The most basic song puts everyone who hears it to sleep. A more advanced song wipes the target's most recent memories clean. They adopt the MiB attitude when it comes to unwanted witnesses. Finally, their most powerful song, used only on complete scoundrels, can erase a person's intelligence and turn him into a vegetable.
I'm off for today, please don't let the thread die while I'm away (but also please don't post too many pictures or I won't be able to post illustrations later)
>>84627091BUMP
>>84620887Im running a fantasy slavic folklore inspired game so this id very useful thank you anon
>>84625769>even though there's no way Tolkien could've known about them.What makes you say that?
>>84627091If it does die you can always just do another. These kinda of threads are one of the few good reasons to still go on /tg/
Pitch fun ideas for a Meiji Japan setting. What would you put in it?>hardmode: no samurai
>>84395424How did Japan handle pirates? Were they even a serious issue?
>>84617894You're welcome. The same guy wrote an altogether longer series of three books. Much longer but for that you get a lot more information.Can't really think of any great documentary series. Most of the docos I can think of are samurai or Buddhist focussed and a few others are riddled with little errors that make you wonder if they fact checked.There's the A History of Japan podcast. Early stuff is a bit all over the place in terms of content sometimes, like maybe you don't to hear about 2000 year old pottery and will skip that.Most people could probably start with season 5 which is the Heian. This is where the Fujiwara and the warrior class started to rise, Buddhism is already well established in Japan and is becoming increasingly native and powerful, and at the very end you get the first shogun. In other words, it's really getting into what westerners probably think of when they think of medieval Japan. The end of the Heian is the setting of the Total War Shogun 2 Rise of the Samurai expansion which might help put in in perspective.If you don't start there, well, you might as well start there because he's only just got up to the Kamakura which is when the kamikaze blew away the invading Mongols and the word katana was first recorded in Japanese.Episodes are usually 15 - 30 minutes, the guy has a clear voice. Learnt a few things from listening.>>84627908Ruthlessly.
>>84592040tada>>84607999You know that meme video of the history of japan? Actually a good starting point. It's all jokes, but pretty much all the data points are factual. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o>Proto-ainu populations settle the island and make pottery>Proto-Japanese population then populate the islands south and start farming rice founding rice-kingdoms>At some unknown point they are unified into a single country under the emperor>The emperor is pretty lax about things in the Heian period, leading to nobles focus mostly writing poems and cucking their husband (gotta get in those national stereotypes early)>At some point the emperor's authority weakens and he relies more and more on regional samurai governors>This leads to the samurai just seizing power while keeping the Emperor as a figurehead, leading to the creation of the Kamakura Shogunate>This is the Shogunate that survived the two mongol invasions (and ghost of tsushima takes place in), however the government asking samurai to die defending it without handing out new conquered territory severely weakens the shogunate>The Ashikaga shogunate then takes overComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>84628883>there are still tons of powerful samurai clans in the richer south left to deal with, but the dominant faction, now the Tokugawa's rather than the Oda, decide to invade Korea to unify Japan through war>This however fails, in spite of Korea's complete incompetence and massive corruption, owing largely to one man, an admiral who told the leaders of Korea, and I quote 'I will drag you to glory if I must'. Got constantly dicked over and reassigned by leadership for winning too many battles and getting too popular, but he managed to win every naval battle of the war (the Japanese thought little of that side of the equation) keeping Japanese reinforcements entering Korea, which eventually lead to the Japanese withdrawal>the third guy in charge now just focuses on cementing control of Japan, and ending the warfare, by destroying castles and seizing swords, and turning the leftover samurai into beuracrats, thus ushering in the Tokugawa Shogunate>The Tokugawa's also permanently ban all foriegners from entering the country (except the dutch, who are pretty chill and get one trading post through which the Japanese get all their news of the outside world from)>this continues pretty peaceably up until Adm. Perry shows up, in which the leftover samurai clans from the south coup the now feckless Tokugawa's, 'reinstate' the Emperor, and modernize the country.
>THAC0 is too hard!!bro its just your THAC0 number minus the AC. thats what you have to roll to hit.
>>84628688>Players knowing the the target's ACThat's wrong.It's THAC0 - The die roll = the AC you hit.It may be so mathematically similar as to not have a meaningful difference, but it is a difference and you're wrong for doing it wrong.
>>84628814>CounterintuitiveFirst class armor is better than Second class armor.>>84628767Not to any significant degree.
>>84628688THAC0 isn't too hard. Its just part of a system that anyone without Alzheimer's knows should remain a thing of the past.
It's not hard but it's still a retarded way to do combat
What is the point of THAC0?
