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The witch in the woods lives in a house of desires. As soon as I reach for the door it disappears and reappears further away.
The witch in the woods lives in a house of loss. There was one, then two, but after a while one crumbled.
The witch in the woods lives in a house of regret. I'm never going back there.
The witch in the woods lives in a house of true love. Others claim it exists but my quest to find it has only left me hurt and poor.
The witch in the woods lives in a house of mass serialization. I haven't been in this exact one, but you see one witches house, you've seen them all.
The witch in the woods lives in a house of traditions. Its foundations are strongs but its walls will not withstand the storm.
New throg what do?Archives & Other Resources: https://pastebin.com/vrqYhnpu (embed)AllSync: https://cyoa.allsync.com/s/t6EgW8LqyMknt9dPrevious Thread >>74626440 (Cross-thread)
>>74635077I never got past the second boss, no bulli me for not knowing who is who>Pyromancy waifuIncredibly romantic backstory and fetish !>>74635102Gwendolin's meme pose is fun but he a dude and das g*y.>Lucatiel of MirrahCUTE! VERY VERY CUTE!>tfw no unladylike Lady Knight to wear down with romancy and jolly cooperation!IMAGINE the first time her fingers seek out yours to interlock. IMAGINE how hard she'll blush. IMAGINE being able to hear her heartbeat speed up as she feels your heat. IMAGINE how shallow her breaths would be, how her eyes will dart around because she's too embarrased to look straight at you.IMAGINE grabbing her by the chin, moving her head to face you and more in close, forcing her to look straight into your eyesIMAGINE drawing in close and watching as she prepares for a kiss but you won't do it, she has to make the first move, it doesn't matter how badly she wants me to steal her kiss, she has to willingly and intentionally give me her first kiss.AAAAAAAA I AM CONSUMED BY PAIN
>>74636212I thought there was at least one cyoa that had exactly that as a premise. Though, the one I'm thinking of may have been one of those samey TroyX ones.
>>74636212>he doesn't spread around random spells/artifacts to edgy highschoolers in black magic to prolong the age of wonder
>>74635411Origin>InnateAppearance>AthleticFaction>PMCPowersTraining 3Mental 2Focus 2Mind reading 2Self Healing 2Power Burst 2Analysis 2Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Any waifu builders ?
Tell me about any kind of legendary weapons in your settings.Be they: swords, shields, guns bows or even a certain type of ammo
Clan Eshin EditionOld Thread: >>74621347>Official AoS websitehttps://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads; Rules Errata and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/https://www.warhammer-community.com/faqs/>Art Databaseageofsigmart.booru.org/index.php>AoS BattletomesComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>74636138I'd like them if they changed the designs of their breastplates and pauldrons to something that makes sense and looks good. Also their scale and proportions are wrong, they should be like chaos warriors.
>>74636258Sacrosanct have some pretty good bare heads in their kits too
>>74636248>I just don't know where he's gonna find a good alternative to the crossbow pistol(stormcast have big hands)Might just give them javelins and try sculpting some quivers.
>>74636274I hate this. I had hope with mortek guard being 40€ per 20, but they are gonna do the same as they did with chainrasps and it's fucking disgusting.
>>74635383Not really, Dispossessed have been interlinked with CoS since the inception of the setting. >>74635445Is a recent thing perhaps indicative of nothing, after all it is but a suggestion of talks of unification. Grungni is working on something but that may not involve Dispossessed, they are after all "dispossessed" of both home and god. Reclaiming their lost holds was never a lore thing, only that they had lost them and moved on. I just hope CoS gets some battalions and such. Rules for a throng as a pseudo city would be great.
Hairless Ape Edition>UA: Subclasses, Part 4https://media.wizards.com/2020/dnd/downloads/UA2020_Subclasses04.pdf>5e Trovehttps://thetrove.net/Books/Dungeons%20&%20Dragons/5th%20Edition%20(5e)/>5etoolshttps://5e.tools/>Stable releaseshttps://get.5e.tools/>Resources:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>74636109I guess more of the latter. Things keep happening at the last minute that keep people from playing.
>>74636147furries get the rope
>>74636245>cute piggies>fur???
>>74636255>technicalitiesfurries, scalies, pigfuckers, you're all the same kind of degenerate
>>74636271I still don't understand. They're Orcs.
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>>74636120Yeah. He'd probably have a fucking aneurysm if he got milled out by a Jace's Archivist, it seems.
While I'm still being too poor to buy goyfs(why they weren't in 2XM I don't know) what can act as a reasonable replacement? I was thinking either scooze, or hexdrinker do the best job, but grimflayer doesn't look too bad if I have any cards that do reasonable in the grave.
>>74636151No dude, I own all the blue degenerate shit, but I want casual fun.Infinite/I win combos are on the gay side
>>74636179pissdrinker is uselessly slowscooze is a good bet since uropiles outnumber every other deck by like a million and then monored is close behind
>>74636189>requires a Paradox Engine, Archivist off of summoning sickness, a boardstate loaded with mana rocks and/or a rather specific hand>also requires your opponent has no significant amount of untapped lands or you're probably going to draw them into something that disrupts you or entirely destroys your deck>REEEEEE THAT'S DEGENERATE Holy shit, faggot.
>be artist>be dm for eberron>one of my players is the cliche oni demon girl uwu>player comissions me to draw porn of her>$40 is $40
>>74636161The thing I'm doing to make my own game better is prepping and running it not giving away my day job labor
>>74636161>I am the DM you faggot autist.Yeah and you're clearly not an artist. You have no concept of how long art takes to make. You think artists just shit it out in 10 mins? Don't think the DM might have anything better to do? Youre insufferable
>>74636173I see a lot of people moving to blender, and the quality has improved a lot with objects and rendering since sfm lighting sucks for anything that isnt source made.
>>74635098Excuse me? Are you sure you don't mean mainlining Marx? Working without reimbursment is exploitation of the proletariat. The producer has a right to the product of his own production, thats communism 101.
>>74636141Good shit, you got a blog or a twitter or something?
The /btg/ is dead - long live the /btg/!Meet the Focht(ers) editionLast thread: >>74519063==================================>BattleTech Introductory Info and PDFshttp://bg.battletech.com/?page_id=400>Overview of the major factions?http://bg.battletech.com/universe/great-houses/http://bg.battletech.com/universe/the-clans/http://bg.battletech.com/universe/other-powers/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>74635519>Where the Wolverines become the ilClan.
>>74635519i have it on good authority it'll be these guys
>>74635703Anon, you didn't post anybody.
>>74635703Based.
>>74629131here you go bro i give you Generic Merc Company #129
We used to do this all the time, remember, fellers?
If Clyde Caldwell went to a fried chicken restaurant, he’d only ever order breasts and thighs.
I feel like older fantasy art of lizard people is always cooler then orcs or goblins or whatever. Dunno why, they just seem more dangerous, older style orcs always kinda look fat and dumpy.
Could this be Age of Sigmars Dawn of war? Can it finally get a good online presence if the game is actually good?
>>74636145Are you genuinely retarded? That's exactly the person you're trying to reel in with new products. People who already buy your shit will continue to do so unless you stop making it, people who are interested but haven't decided to buy yet are the easiest people to make customers.
>>74636166Really stupid post, you're really stupid, sorry you were born stupid.
>>74624033Yes.
>>74636216Did I hit a nerve there you fucking lackwit? I have yet to see a single person talk about their dislike of AoS without devolving into a mouthbreather spouting memes or acting like a fucking child.It's been like 5 years, the only people who give a shit any more are people obsessed with hating things because they're to creatively bankrupt to LIKE things.
>AoS game looks to be HoMM>Realise AoS is basically HoMM
Fockin' drones EditionPrevious thread: >>74559291General thread for non-main line GW's games so please no 40k, 30k and AoSKill Team, Warcry, Epic, Blood Bowl, Necromunda, Underworlds, Middle-earth, Aeronautica, Mordheim, BFG and any other GW system are welcome here - board games like Quest as well.>We are working on a mega archive with the rulebooks for the boxed and specialist games. If you have any, drop them here: https://mega.nz/megadrop/MP9xNeuMwOQ>What we're starting with: https://mega.nz/folder/KIhjkKxA#lc9GykIcRGScR8GusLcoaw>Old links: https://pastebin.com/dk8SFxht
>>74635624Shitty 3rd-world gouverment thugs being just another gang works well in terms of theme though.
>>74635907cops used to be a gm faction
Please point me where should one start with Mordheim in terms of rulebooks and files. I want to get a complete compilation needed to play the game. Are there any different editions or rulesets? If so, which one is the most popular in the community? I want to brew a Carnival band fucking badly.
>>74635948Exactly, I am from Rio de Janeiro and we all know that the cops are one of the biggest gangs around.
>>74636240off duty Brazilian cops are the most powerful beings on the planet
Browser based Mythic GM oracle: https://www.pbegames.com/mythic/Story tracker: http://playeveryrole.com/SEapp.htmlDungeon mapping: https://probabletrain.itch.io/dungeon-scrawlGot any other tools for solo role players?
>>74634160I like this
>>74634255>>74634285Thanks anonsAlways liked the old wizened warrior trope. Especially when they abhor barbarism.
Those who have played Ironsworn, is it supposed to be this difficult? I just ran a battle with a troublesome enemy, which felt much more dangerous than being the lowest tier would suggest, especially when it came to losing spirit.Strong hits didn't come easy, making ending the fight harder than actually fighting.
>>74635833The dice can be brutal.
>>74634075The first icon is a royal seal and the second icon is a horned helmet. How about the PC has been called upon to find a replacement for the princes armor. The armor must be cool, flawless, something suitable for a prince. The PC could craft it or have a specialist craft it and then deliver the armor. Delivering the armor will be risky as bandits on the road will no doubt harass our PC.
Once you go black, even death can't hold you back edition.Previous heresy>>74566289>Thread FAQ(very old, remembers Age of Terra)http://pastebin.com/iUqNrrA8>Thread FAQ(suggestion)https://pastebin.com/8riDmnhS>Erratas and extra downloadshttps://www.warhammer-community.com/faqs/https://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/>30k TACTICA & TIPShttp://pastebin.com/Tm2P4QLp>Rules and stuff for HH and TitanicusComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>74633760You can think of better shit than "looks gay" I hope Anyway the virgin/chad meme is better when chad goes full into absurdism territory>Virgin DecimaHas to take overpriced infantryModels for advantage by giving his medusas turretsUses ranged weapons to destroy tanksBS 4 has to hide his tanks with infantryUnits can be anywhere on the tableBarely willing to give a tank some extra armourTwo legs, clumsyCan take a space marine tankOnly carries around a weapon like a pussyDoesn't actually do anythingComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>74634835More important takeaway: Caliban is on fire. The Lion is pleased.
>>74635707>scoria
>>74636150those aint fire son, them's rifts that spit out nephilim
>>74636210That can be fixed.