Whats with all of this dykeshit spam, as of late?
>>37166920No, your jokes are just bad and you should feel bad.
>>37166925See this guy over here >>37166898
>>37166917>>37166925>THAT'S NOT FUNNY!Holy shit, you really are a woman now. Congratulate your sex change doctor on a job well done.
>>37166673Then spam them ponies bruv, go go >>37154869
>>37166979>AJI love shipping and dyke porn but Appledash is trash and you know it. AJ is for RaraPinkie is for DashieTwilight is for FluttersMy waifu is for mesimple as
say something good about mister Davey /mlp/
>>37166775I miss him.
>>37166775
thanks for a happy childhood
>>37166775Wish he was still around.
>>37166775I first saw his videos when I was a kid and it kind of messed me up for life sending me into the grim dark rabbit hole
Does Equestria have a national anthem and a constitution?
>>37166328>>37166350
>>37166369Infidels will not be able to enter Equestria, their hearts are too cold and stubborn to be graced by the heat of Celestiallah's sun
close enough?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIHP2JvLRX0
>>37166997eh sure
>>37166997not sure if this is national anthem material, though it's certainly the closest one we have. I think I see it as just an unofficial anthem, like a this land is your land or america the beautiful
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>>37163441>those old UIsHow time flies.
Can't forget this classic, I still snicker every time I read it.
How do you feel after watching this?
>>37166954Excited to get home to my waifu
just another reminder that no one will ever love me.
>>37166954Confused I didn’t know they had cameras in equestria
>>37166964Dr Hooves invented it
>>37166954Confused, something must've fotten mixed up on post because that's not my waifu
Talk about your tabletop pony games, try to find new ones, and discuss systems for ponies.Anyone know a good 3.5 homebrew for pony races?
>>37163600That sounds sick. I want it.
>>37162994I'm not familiar with Burning Wheel. A quick look at 1d4chan and it seems interesting, though complicated.
>>37162721>3.5 homebrew for pony racesThere is an MLP reskin of Pathfinder called Ponyfinder, with it's main flaw being that it's Pathfinder and thus shit squared.
>>37164741Thanks, unlike others where you keep your humanity by avoiding vampiring, a changeling has to consume love to keep sane.
>>37165318Ok, the first rule with the complicated shit. The "Cover and ranged" "Complex melee fighting" and "Complex social fighting" rules should be used ONCE OR TWICE IN AN ENTIRE CAMPAIGN for, like, the most pivotal or climactic engagements. 99.99% of all 'contests' are going to be straight up roll dice and higher number wins, including fights. So combat can be as simple as a single roll for the whole thing if it's not an important fight and the GM can increase complexity incrementally from there. That's something the fucking BOOKS don't tell you and they really should.
>I won't ask you again Anon... Take off your pants. Now.
I misread it as>I won't ask you again Anon... Take your meds. Now.
>>37166240>working every week at a job I can't stand
>>37166803hey man, i never asked to be born in california, it just happened
>>37166943>yeah just quit, not like you'll get hired right away and not like you have rent to pay or anything
>>37166240>I wish I could be in Equestria. I wish I didn't have to work 8 hours every day including weekends to pay rent. I wish I didn't have to deal with the issues of the real world. I wish I didn't have to do my taxes. I wish I didn't have to see politics every fucking day. I wish I didn't feel like a slave.Same, even though I had a normal childhood with parents who loved me. If it makes you feel any better I'd give up my ticket for you. I hope you find peace someday.
Equestria Girls made me realize how sad I'm for not having friends in teenagers years
>>37166418jej
>>37164818You had friends, so you lost your oportunities to do what exactly?>Yeah i would like.. hmm... a McSuicide special with a side of fries. Extra dip.
>>37164310Look at it this way: it took divine intervention for Sunset the 30 year old mare to finally have friends. I think you'll be fine. Just get outside and join a club or two.
>>37166817yeah but she had a free de-aging process done to her.
>>37164695I like how you went with Sunset and not the Dazzlings, aka the literal "don't worry bro she's actually a 3000 year old dragon" memes.
Previous thread: >>36997279Archive Link:- https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/36997279>What is this thread about?This thread revolves around stories about ponies getting bathed and pet.>Can you elaborate more?Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts.Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?Check out these guides:https://poneb.in/V1ujiyJthttps://poneb.in/bnMmZ2T3https://poneb.in/g4VpEg4f (clop specific)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37134175>>37159572And finished it.Ending is great. Only two thing poked my eyes out :1, the final reconciliation between Floor and Taku was well shit. It's one thing they say sorry, I would not consider that reconciliation, and definitely not something that triggers the flank blinking. I was expecting something more of a confession, Floor saying that she was an ass, because of this and that.2, it looks like you just wanted to finish it. Picked up speed, placed everything on rails. Eg, a proper talk between Floor and Fluttershy is definitely needed.The last scene was great btw.Thanks for the update!
>>37166027I see hooves.
>>37165061
Slow day for this general eh?
>>37166936Has been a bit slow latelyI blame vidya, there's been a bunch of sales lately
Is there anyone still playing Garry's Mod on MLP server (like theater or else) ?
At least , i console myself with http://pony.townThank's 4chan for made me discover it
>>37165828fuck ponytown
>>37163739>>37163746>>37163758>Swamp CinemaI'm getting fucking Cereal Box Cinema flashbacksGood times...
>>37163746>>37163758>>37166697God damn I used to play Swamp until like 3:00 am in like, 11th grade (2016). Shit was great late at night with friends
>Whoa nice cock, Anon. Can I lick it?
>>37166590>FiMfag
>>37166593>glimfagno, and i never want to see another close up, high def picture of these creatures again>>37166597yes
>>37166620Well it is still pride month I guess, so this YASSS QUEEN is for you, homo.
>>37166009Thanks, but I wouldn't recommend it.
>>37166620>dashfag>retardits like it rhymes
The wildflowers in bloom and the shining sun say another beautiful Equestrian summer is here. Grazing in meadows, lazing beneath trees, swimming in lakes... How would you spend your summer days with Lyra?>Previous thread >>37147165>Lyrathread prompt and green archivehttps://ponepaste.org/3167>Lyrathread music archive https://lyrathread.bandcamp.com/album/lyra-thread-tuneshttps://youtu.be/6Qmr56JGhyY (embed)>Lyrathread art archive https://derpy.me/Lyrathread_Art
>>37166986
She's back!
>>37166986Bon forgot to lock the oat cupboard again
blini editionPost pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!Previous thread: >>37082555Writefags:mobius !9PEUyNz5zwhttps://ponepaste.org/user/Mobiushttps://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_Ex Waifu Ex Machinahttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Mnu1Cwn5Gaa375EoHe13-0s4wzEOdSG/viewYouTube playlist:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37166634>>37166643
>>37166617I want to boop her so bad you guys
>>37165803Absolute dashbro moment
>>37166666Dash is going to need a bigger wall soon
>>37166666Holy fuck we can't keep getting away with it
DRONER REFUELPastebins:http://pastebin.com/u/dontgooglecrotchtitshttp://pastebin.com/u/AntikytheraPasteshttp://pastebin.com/u/JakieChanTulpahttp://pastebin.com/u/Not-Immortalhttp://pastebin.com/u/EarfulofNapalmhttp://pastebin.com/u/Fizzles_Anonhttp://pastebin.com/u/HeliAnonhttp://pastebin.com/u/Maintenance-Brohttp://pastebin.com/u/AirArkhttp://pastebin.com/u/Unfortunate_Rookiehttp://pastebin.com/u/Plonefaghttp://pastebin.com/u/DerpyDubsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Imagine brushing Droner.
>>37165302Imagine her being your gf
>>37165302Imagine scrubbing under her tail
>>37165428I didn't need this feel...
Gn droners don't forget to tucc
Last time on The Good Necromancer:>You are Luscinia Wren, a Necromancer who wants to do good in a world where Necromancy is and seen as evil.>You have been running over a few kingdoms borders after an army attacked your Master's Tower.>With no options left you head to the local Adventurer's Guild and take a quest from there to earn money.>You take a quest to find some Kera Roots and head off into the surrounding forests to find some.>Get attacked by a Shishiga while gathering the roots and kill the Shishiga when it tries to eat you.>Take the Shishiga's soul and deliver the roots before heading to a local potion seller that you show a potion to that you got off the Shishiga.>The potion seller tells you that it may be from a missing shipment and to go find it for him for a reward.>Head back to the Adventurer's Guild where you recruit a Unicorn named Smoke Tree to help you in your quest.>You also pick up another quest to make a weapon delivery to a nearby town.>On the road to Guvsk, the settlement that you need to make the delivery to, the two of you are attacked by two bandits that you kill. Continuing on your way after they are buried.>The two of you make it to Guvsk where you complete the delivery and go to an inn with Smoke Tree.>Talk with him and show him how to use a shield spell before leaving to a nearby tavern to continue talking.Last thread is here: >>37090384>Lore Pastebin:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37166477You gingerly take the sack of Grivna from the guard and then pause, lightly nibbling on your mane.'Should I really accept all of this? I'll be splitting with Smoke, but we certainly didn't take down Buugug alone, that other guard did come in at the last moment but without all their help we wouldn't have had nearly the same opportunity to take him down. They put their lives on the line too, it wouldn't be right for them to get nothing even if it is their job.'After a moment you split the money in half and give Smoke 300.'Even if it would make things equal I can't offer part of his reward.'You then split it again and hoof 100 Grivna back."For all the help you gave us, I would give more but I do legitimately need new armor and gear, it should be enough to get a few rounds to celebrate one less group of vagabond walking around."The guard looks at what you gave him and then at you in surprise."...You sure?" He asks.What do you do?
>>37166750"We would of foolishly died if they didn't warn us about the bandits and offered to help retrieve the cart. It wouldn't be right to not acknowledge them for their help and service."
>>37166750Nod our head. I am. It was a job well done, I assume you get paid as this is your job but we couldn't have done this without the all the extra backup. It is only fair if we're getting the reward from bringing Buugug in that I treat you guys for coming out and helping us.It's not much between you all but hopefully it'll make for a fun night whatever you do with it.'Hopefully it'll make up for the cuts and bruises.'
>>37166750"I wouldn't be giving it to you if I wasn't. We would've been painfully outnumbered without your support, so a few rounds for all of you is only appropriate. I'll figure out my finances, you just make sure everyone gets their cut and that they have some fun with it, however you use it."
>>37166792>>37166827>>37166867You nod your head."I wouldn't be giving it to you if I wasn't. We would of foolishly died if they didn't warn us about the bandits and offered to help retrieve the cart so a few rounds for all of you is only appropriate. It's not much between you all but hopefully it'll make for a fun night whatever you do with it."'Hopefully it'll make up for the cuts and bruises.'"...Okay," He says; almost sounding unsure of what you said, "Uh, the weapons cart is over there."The three of you say goodbye before he heads back into the guardhouse. Smoke gets himself into the weapons cart and turns to you."So should we get back to Myysk now or get armor now," He asks, "I think we should get to Myysk to turn in the quests so that we will have more Grivna to spend."What do you do?
