>When and WhereSeptember 29th - October 1st Orlando, FLSee https://marefair.horse/ for info on hotel accommodations and badges!You will not have to pay for your hotel room immediately and you can still cancel until a few days before check-in, so better book now!>New shitLINE GO UP! Lots of people just now buying badges. If these numbers keep up until the start of the con we might get more than 500 of you goofballs. Plenty of space for everyone either way. See you in 5 days!SATURDAY’S CONCERT SCHEDULE8:30 - 9:00: ElectroKaplosion9:00 - 9:30: popstonia9:30 - 10:00: Cantersoft10:00 - 10:30: DJ Wiener Schnitzel10:30 - 11:00: DJ SleepyHooves11:00 - 12:00: vultrazComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>40351288Let them enjoy their event and you can enjoy yours cause the only one that is acting like an ass right now it's you
>>40351307BOOK HOERS VSCANDY ASSPlace your bets lads. Which group will be louder and proclaim to have more fun? Will money and eating like royalty trump the humble pleasures of peetzer? Who is going to crack first? Who has the best insults and memes?
I just nutted to stallion zebra ass
>>40351307>>40351297ill accept that. twifags v candyfags. a war to see who's gonna gag on shining armor's cock first>>40351314i think the key will be which group gets the most drunk. an open bar versus whatever cheap beer the candyfags dig up
>>40351319>stallions have larger asses than mares>Zecora has a larger ass than any ponyJust imagine the sheer cake a zebra stallion must be trotting around with.
Previous thread:>>40153970Welcome to the Thread! Kinderquestria/Anon in pone prison focuses on the world and adventures of naive child like ponies and the misadventures and shenanigans of Anon that results in him going to prison! To get a good handle on how things are done around here I implore you to check out our new and improved one stop shop of kinder greens and prompts here >> https://ponepaste.org/7630
>>40348182to hug a mare of that caliber, id die of joy before even getting close
>>40347601>Anon uses a plasma ball to attract enough changelings to form a cuddle pile
Boop
Why are bad mares so hot?I want to lick her hooves and help her take over Equestria.
>>40348411She wouldn't need one to enjoy humiliating Twiggy
>>40348411>>40349145>only did it to be a brat, but when she started grinding her hips>expected to enjoy it, but, why does it feel soo good?>Cozy gets off for the very first time, rubbing her butt in Twilight's faceBonus points if she still has the presence of mind to turn Twi to stone right then, so she's forever frozen with her disgusted frown and eyes scrunched shut from the gush of Cozy's essence squirting her in the face, for anyone to see
>>40348411LOL, lmao even.
>>40347931Yeah life is suffering. It's always futa or pegging some other such garbage. I prefer when girls are the dominant ones but it's so hard to find content of that that isn't warped in some cringe way or another
>>40345318She'll betray you the moment you're not useful anymore.
Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>40351216{Cause when ya’ grabbed Teeny she snapped out of it, so alls ya’ gotta do is do the snappin’ outta it on me while ya’ do the punchin’ on her, and it all works out!}Even if she had some form of logic.>And what if she overpowers my snapping you out of it, huh!?{Then snap me outta it harder, Ah’ dunno!}Some form.{All Ah’ know is iffin’ she gets that spikey thing then we ain’t gonna win no more and yer’ the only one who can stop her so… so Ah’m gonna help ya’, alright? Ah’ll just sit here and be quiet and fix ya’, and you hit her harder than the other time! Really hard!}One last, weak buck, and it was clear she wasn’t going anywhere. All the same, there was no time to free her anyway.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>40351223Well can't say he was lying, that was not in fact a Vs by any stretch, that was just Chrysalis learning there's always a bigger fish and finding the shark pool.
>>40351223GidDAMN
>>40351223>At least they tried
>>40351223NC>Cadence~~~>YOU ARE SO GROUNDED IF YOU DON’T DIE
Previous thread: >>40345747>What is Open Pony?A model for Second Life that beats all other 3D pony models. Info here:https://www.equestriadaily.com/2022/05/a-showcase-of-amazing-and-completely.html>Just give me a MAREIdiotproof starter guide: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZkMo8NDwuNG8skCJI2gDbWl9LYm4Q_tN/viewA noob's guide for other noobs: https://ponepaste.org/7410Braindead simple Anonmare guide: https://smutty.mare.stream/mlajjqelswj.pnghttps://smutty.mare.stream/mjmqtlwwntf.mp4>Join the /mlp/ SL groupsecondlife:///app/group/da37f318-781a-fd7e-e8e9-1a5bbf2ebc34/aboutComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>40351303In the show they have an outline. For myself I wear it same like the body because I like the soft look it gives off.
>tired>should sleep>...>feeling like didn't popen enough todaySometimes it feels like the night before Christmas. You want to open popen but you have to go to sleep
>>40351303Sometimes in lighting conditions with no shadows they seem to dissappear at least in my viewer. I like some color difference. I have been considering making my own lighter. It probably depends on the popen.
>>40351298big enough to stare into your soul
>>40351303Depends on the pony.It's harder to make it look good with lighter tones.
>social anxiety>fear of failing>a little clumsyi can relate to her (sometimes)
>>40350551I hate Gen Z.
>>40350551Teaching a foal discipline, borders, and giving them a good education is not abuse. Its called good parenting. I am not Misty's friends I am her.... I mean Misty needs to realize how good she has it and how she is just throwing it away.
>>40350559They have it too easy with all the ass-patting and social media acknowledgment for doing dumb shit, to the point showing frustration with a heightened tone of voice is “abuse”. They talk like she was throwing Misty at walls, or calling her names until she broke down into a sobbing mess. You know, ACTUAL abuse. They’re softer than baby shit
>>40351161>>40351210Viewing Misty as nothing more than a tool, emotionally manipulating her by preying on her insecurities, constantly belittling and berating her, and never wanting her to do anything for herself is abuse.
>>40351281A tool? How dare you belittle everything I did...I mean she is not a tool. She is a pony that is heading in thee wrong direction.
Come one and all to the meta-writefag and help raise the quality of MLP fanfiction! Featuring: Contest results!ITT: The color greay, Long Live The Awful Story, /fimfic/ the tech blog, A lich in Equestria, DT fics, (Not) discussing Worm, Gothic aesthetics, Non-cringy powerful OCs, Low-quality fluff, "Have you considered not reading heavy fetish fics", Guiding principles and influential ideals, A specific genre of British, Anon shall be Skirts's undoing, TiE, This unfortunate mortal coil, Disc/Disk, Retards hovering over your fic, Russian fanfic sites, The M-rating, Skipping masterpieces to read bad fics, Shilling your fic to the bookclub(s), Anon wants to be anally vored, Trying to not get horny while writing, Schizo bragging, A mix of SoL and adventure, Being too empathetic to be a critic, What're ya reading?, Writing too subtly, Uploading as you go, Cakes and existentialism, An end to Monsters, Writing making you happy, and it's over- millions of words must be read! >/fimfic/ Secret Book ClubWe'll be reading six shortfics. see them below;>https://ponepaste.org/9305If (You) want to participate, finish all of them by the 24th.On Sunday we'll discuss what we've read.>Recommended stories:Tired of authors forgetting that brevity is key? Fed up with 10k inner monologue chapters? Well, we've compiled the best of the worst in order to bring you our absolute average!New Starter Kit - http://mlpficreviews.org.uk/starter/Old Starter Kit - http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.pngComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>40350658The massive popularity of FO:E would outweigh any detractors of its success like the mature filter stifling the initial growth unknown stories hinge so heavily on. It is its own upper class, immune to most of the rules. Also consider it wasn't on fimfiction until a bit later, the early fandom was rife with edgy, young, impressionable children who didn't care about that sort of thing, and Equestria Daily was the primary source of fics back when. To my memory, the 'Mature' warning on that site is more of a recommendation on fic posts, and less so a hard 'completely hidden unless you tick a box' filter like on Fimfic.
>>40350666>>40350682Fuck, I guess Satan is giving me the go-ahead.
>>40350690I see. That's what I get from missing out on my history lessons. For some reason, the M rated tends to also give me a poor first impression. It always seems like overkill at first glance, like the story is going to try to hard to be edgy.
You actually watch ratings on fics? Imho there are already enough tags and warnings.
tixie
>>40350369Does it drive you mad to know that geldings are canon? Does it drive you to the edge of sanity to know that Trixie is a gelding?
>>40351240Uh, Granny Smithbros?
>>40351240>Nightmare Moon is transI want to swallow her alicorn's semen.
>>40351280Gelding, not trans. There's a difference
Unidentifiable accent EditionLast drophttps://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/40236792Archived threads:https://rentry.org/jdbarchive
>>40350739>>40350761did someone mentioned pee?https://twibooru.org/2546662
>>40351219cute! that's what clubhouses are for. but she should not have shoes.
>>40351238why not take them off for her?
>>40351253well right now i'd get a faceful of bellewater haha I wouldn't want that right? ahaha
>>40351277imagine...fresh...warm...straight from her bladder...carrying her scent...right in the face...yep, yep, definitely awful...definitely!
What would he think of MLP?
>>40350295ASS
>>40350487FUUUUUUUUUCK!
this thread is a shitload of fuck
>>40350295Why don't you ask him?Or did he die? A lot of people are dying from Safe and Effective, these days.
Starlight Glimmer? STARLIGHT SHIT!
Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!Any type of transformation into ponies, gryphons, changelings, dragons, kirin, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.Want to be the little pony? This is the thread for you.Previously on PTFG:>>40293205 - Beach Walk>>40205785 - Battle Royalehttps://ponepaste.org/8991 - Unfinished Pizzaportal epilogue by Gnishahttps://ponepaste.org/8967 - A Mare & Her Shark by NeaSunrise - Complete!https://www.fimfiction.net/story/537021/ - A Mirror, Brightly by Fructosehttp://derpy.me/wxs - WXS volume 1https://www.fimfiction.net/story/535796/ - The Montana Outbreak by Neighpalmhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/532512/ - Heroes Never Die by Shimmerist Arihttps://ponepaste.org/8902 - Cannon for sale by PinkeningComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>40351164Is it really transformation if you're reverting back to your true form?And does anyone else think it's hilarious that Rainbow Dash was wanking to pictures of herself for years in that story?
>>40351237I would do the same thing
>>40351246Does that mean whoever from the show that you masturbate to the most is who you were in Equestria?
>>40351237>Transform into a pony>Immediately suck off your best friends brother What the hell was this story
Please feel free to post any traditional art or paintings of your favorite mlp characters.Here is my own watercolor of Fluttershy.If anyone cares, I go by CTXB on furaffinity and newgrounds.
>>40351122That's sick as fuck
>>40351213Thank you! I'm hoping to get good enough and do requests on this board for fun at some point.
>>40351122thats fucking adorable. i love luna trying to understand all the feels she feels.
>>40351100Very nice painting, saved. I love traditional media.
Tiny painting
Summer Plushie EditionIt's the height of summer, I hope you have lots of fun in the sun planned with Lyra.SYMBIOTE LYRA PLUSHIES ARE OUT:>https://www.symbiotestudios.com/online-store/My-Little-Pony-Lyra-p574616786If you missed out on an olyfactory lyra, now is your chance!Previous thread: >>39998888
>>40348158We're running out of Lyra space.
Lyra is so soft...
>>40349411She looks especially huggable here, I want to hug her and give her a kiss on the cheek.
>>40348158This gif is always so cute.
>>40333185Imagine the pocket change and credit cards you can store.
Ready for autumn editionPrevious thread: >>40143013Thread links:Voice archivehttps://drive.google.com/open?id=1DZ-l58cvcfnzU6NeOwzBFTRZBTzylE3GGreenshttps://pastebin.com/4EdcwVeN (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)https://pastebin.com/1wd0YfDm (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)https://pastebin.com/6jZyENuM (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Category:Flabrushttps://pastebin.com/u/docmajor119https://mulpwiki.batpony.party/index.php/Category:RahzmaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I have a soft spot for images of Applejack resting or relaxing, she's such hardworking mare that you know that it's a well deserved rest, it gives me nice feelings inside
>>40349255Good morning
>>40349656I think the same, makes me feel really comfy
>>40349656With that much work, you can never rest on an empty stomach.
Previous Thread: >>40258973Cooking is Magic editionTwilight's favourite books:https://ponepaste.org/7844Fanfic Reading:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prRRFDntQpW72wZ8lo0INYiTwilight music playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLYetaRLw6_prOF6FYfBqoCtdz-D-7uUP9Pastebins:https://pastebin.com/u/NightlyTwilightFicComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>40350157What is the name of this pose?
>>40350681Something like "Get over here a put a foal into me"
>>40351091Sounds about right
