Previous thread >>34691340Welcome to the continuation of the Mr /mlp/ollo competition, where your favorite guys from across all aspects of the franchise be it canon, fandom, or memery are judged and selected for who is most deserving of being crowned the king of the board.The quarterfinals and the semifinals have both come and gone, and from our top eight competitors we are now down to the Final round. The last match to decide who will be Mr /mlp/ollo 2019 shall be between everyone's favorite jerk Dan and the emerald scourge of Equestria, Anon. Who between these two men do you think is most deserving of being crowned Mr. /mlp/?In addition to this, there is the battle for the bronze between our two highest ranked stallions, BBBFF Shining Armor and the soft-spoken workhorse Big Macintosh, so be sure to vote for both best man and the best stallion. The poll below is for the finals, currently planned to open tomorrow morning 10 AM EST. As before, Verification Questions are implemented with a 2/3 requirement for having your vote pass. Even if you're unsure on the answer, just give it a shot, a wild guess is better than a blank. And, as always, feel free to root / shitpost for your guy below!POLL HERE:https://forms.gle/embkSGu7K8aFsQGV6https://forms.gle/embkSGu7K8aFsQGV6https://forms.gle/embkSGu7K8aFsQGV6
This is terrible. This has to be one of the worst, most catastrophically failed community projects ever.
>>34711393I will always remember based nic for taking out all the contest's trash
>>34711440Suck a dick, this is easily one of the best results.
>>34711359
Plushie General #1: Prototype Applejack EditionWelcome to Plushie General, all types of toys and collectibles are welcome!Previous thread:>>34663637or >>34663637I'm your hostess PlushAnon and I hope you all enjoy yourselves!
you can probably find some cute socks in the baby section of the department store that they can wear as leggings.
Wish I could show my ex's room off to you guys but I realize he stole my tablet with the photos on it after he downloaded that pony pay to win app game. He had a lot of merch.
>>34710739That is pretty rude, you should smack him
I cannot let this die
And finally the previous thread is archived so this is now the go to general to talk about merch for this fandom
ITT: Low effort, the slow decline of quality, AJT is back at it, OC centric stories, GAOA3 is delayed indefinitely, Archmage a shit,shitty episode scripts, fimarchive missed very important stories, themes, 50k words long chapters, red OCs, TCB is fucking retarded, just like a bunch of rationalfics discussion, "she's not old enough to be an anthro", transgenderism, transpeciesm, background pony, coming up with good OCs, drunkenly reading bad horse fics and ending up hating Twilight's methodology, ideal chapter length, Rainbow Dash Rainbow Dashed Rainbow Dashly, outlines, embedding images, and people are actually writing!>FiMFiction Starter Kit (recommended fics):Winners: http://i.imgur.com/vuTA7EN.png>How do I write fanfiction?Ezn’s guide - https://eznguide.neocities.org/Politics and the English Language - https://www.orwell.ru/library/essays/politics/english/e_polit/Vhatug's tips for anatomically correct clop - https://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4fHorse Behaviour - https://www.equestrianandhorse.com/equus/behaviour.htmlSetting a story in motion - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ufO8LbwTdu0 [Embed]Taking criticism - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v4R2ZcxPlA [Embed]>Can you pre-read my story?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>34711312There's no trick. You have to write good stories.You can spend all your time trying to find ways to cheat, but that won't fix bad writing. In fact, you should probably be thankful you're not getting too much publicity if you don't want to put the work into your writing first.
>>34711276>>34711238>I can't shake the idea that I know of a HPMOR or rational fic that does an idea like this much betterI think that I'm actually thinking of HPMOR, but I know that I mustn't be. The MOR scenes that are most like A Change in Three Parts are some of MOR's worst. It's like this fic has the spirit of HPMOR and I'm being haunted by the ghost.Yeah, I think I've just been mindfucked. If I read my own posts on each chapter I can easily call it a bad fic, so I have no idea why I'm struggling to form an opinion on the whole. I think the key phrase is wasted potential. That's what this fic was.
>>34711399>>34711312I think anon wants to know how to game the algorithm? Still, you're right that his writing is obviously shit.
>>34711450Yeah, he's not alone in wanting to game it. But sometimes the spotlight isn't all it takes to get followers.
>You approach Filthy and Spoiled, who don't seem to be fitting in all that well.>"Oh, this decor! Horrendous.">His attention turns to you.>"Say, do you have any other food? Something that isn't... so juvenile?""Uhh... I'm afraid not.">"Well, I suppose as the princess is here we can stay a while longer. Perhaps you can spice up the punch a little, eh?">Filthy nudges you suggestively.>You have no idea where you'll find alcohol here.>Spoiled, meanwhile, barely looks your way.>You don't sense that she's embarrassed, though; it's more that she's trying to maintain a certain air of ignorance."Anything for you?">She finally makes eye contact with you.>"No. I'm quite alright.">Filthy starts to ramble on about money, again.>You quickly lose interest but try to nod along.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>34710092That is not how it works. Episodes are not happening one after another.
>>34710094>>34710092>>34710087It doesnt matter at all, does it? Pegasi can do whatever they please with the weather, with a small setup the qr can easily change the season according to the situation
>>34710087Magical seasons in a magical world.
bump
I hope we get a present from Celestia.
Previous thread: >>34575831(Archive Link: http://yuki.la/mlp/34575831) >What is this thread about?This thread revolves around stories about ponies being enslaved. >Can you elaborate more?Sure! SPG (Slave Pony General) is mostly about characters dealing with the actual implications of the horrifying thing that is chattel slavery. It's more looking at how people with modern sensibilities deal with the ownership of another sentient being, and how most people aren't total cunts. Are you new and want to write your own story but have no previous experience?Check out these guides:https://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJthttps://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3https://pastebin.com/g4VpEg4f (clop specific) Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>34710381A couple of you asked for some DS character development/background, so here it is. Hope you enjoy!
>>34710393Heh, not quite what I was expecting. Mare is actually his very first mare?! He seems so confident in what he wants and how to get it. He's done so well for himself, supporting his ailing mother when he's still quite young himself. Even if his friends are online he must have built strong relationships with them to gain the skills that kept them both alive and free.>Mares are weakBut there's like ten of them for every stallion in this species! Staying single would be a constant battle in that situation but he's stayed strong up till now.>Keep the Magic Alive bullshitAnd what about HIS magic? Sure it's a lot weaker here than in Equestria but Darkstar does not seem the type of unicorn to neglect the education of his horn entirely in favor of hacker skilz. He'll be keeping some little surprises under his forelock I'm sure.Cute, Sexy, and very sad, just like always. Thanks for breaking our little drought too!
>ponies being exploited for the holidaysjust look at that scrunch
>>34711098Slaves face many humiliations, Christmas kitsch is hardly the greatest of them. Only question is if "Hasbro MAGIC of CHRISTMAS" comes complete with real magic. Does Legal trust her with public interaction these days, or is there a discrete horn ring under that santa hat?
>>34711401>Does Legal trust her with public interaction these days, or is there a discrete horn ring under that santa hat?Neither. It's a pegasus with a prosthetic and a dye job. They're much more docile than unicorns, have half the legal risks, and this way they can put one in every major shopping center across America.
Welcome to the My Massive Pony Thread!Potential EditionCheck out our slowly growing pastebin: https://pastebin.com/9HrRJZqsPlace for fan art, fan fics, stories, and even canon content, for ponies of all sizes, from the smallest spark to the largest monolith of friendship!Previous thread: >>34648674
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>tfw you will never be this cozy
>>34710106That’s a good size for Luna.
>huge magical beings practically gods to the ones they dwarveAre they lovecraftian?
>>34710799All sizes are good sizes for Luna
Previous Bread >>34434675>What is a 'Satyr Abomination' thread about?A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. The top half is mostly human, the bottom is from pony mom (or pony dad). This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about these lovable creatures.>What about other species?The show had quite a few different intelligent species by season 8, 'everycreature' and all. Pick your poison, but /mlp/ is mainly into ponies.>What is the world/characters/personalities & attributes?The most common setting is one or multiple Anons in Equestria. Most of the established characters are in the list below, the personalities mostly vary from green to green. Just ask the thread about common headcanons.Satyrs by Parent: https://pastebin.com/d7T2GaDkStory by Parent: http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5Author List: http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECqSearchable Archive:http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyrComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>34709454>thick warm sweaterHome made I assume.
>>34710925Not unlikely.
>>34710938Cashmere sweater, fur jacket.The rest of her will be fine, she's probably an evergreen.
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Previous thread: >>34694052GoogleDoc Pastebin Archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1gf8UOWR5eIfp8FqpAWt3EUrSCCocOWazrZlMiTJwAYsOld CrazyRain's Stories' Archives: https://pastebin.com/z3CWqhnGPrompt Archives: https://pastebin.com/GAa4Wunt
>>34711364Anonymous Letter
>>34711364>>34711376By Poppedanon. It's legitimately good writing.
>Twilight created a spell to help other creatures learn their special talent>Her reasoning is that it'll help bring harmony to others not blessed with the ability to have cutiemarks>It might also help those ponies with the rare BFS, or Blank Flank Syndrome, a disease which devastates a small number of older mares and stallions>She decides to use the spell on you>Surprisingly, it works>There's a burning sensation on your chest, near your heart, and a "cutiemark appeared">It was of a male and female symbol>The mare symbol was penetrating the female symbol>Above both was a horseshoe>You had no idea what it meant>Twilight did>After a night of very intense love-making, she filled you in>Apparently, your special talent was to fuck horses>You were good at it, if Twi's shattered windows and broken bed were any indication>The alicorn commented that she felt tingle-y afterwardComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>34711256Learn to read nigga, firm teats that fit comfortably in the palms of an adult human male would be considered big tiddy for mares.
>>34711394The only thing bad about this is the daunting prospect of trying to show love and affection to so many mares and foals.
Previous thread: >>34695414Hey everycreature... IT'S FINALLY DECEMBER, WOOOOOOO!! The leaves are turning, peppermint is replacing pumpkin spice and assignments are out. That means it's time to embrace the oncoming slew of fresh holiday content. So sit back and enjoy as things kick off for real, with WIPs, songs, greens, autism and that good ol' festive banter! Don't be afraid to post what you're working on guys; use ample spoilers and enjoy the circlejerk. Having fun living vicariously through your gifts is what we're here for!>What is this?Secret Santa is a holiday gift and card exchange where you shop for and send cheer to another Anon! Once a year we all act just a little less horrible to each other. It's about friendship, fun, and faggotry.>BUT IT ISN'T EVEN CHRISTMAS YET; REEEEEEE!Well somepony's impatient.>Still confused?Please be sure to give the FAQ a look if you are new or have any questions! It covers a fair bit. Also consider looking at previous threads through Desuarchive to see gifts and cards from years past!>Where's my Santa/Santee?It's a truth that not every relationship goes equally both ways. Some Santa/ees get caught up in life, are naturally quiet, or don't lurk that much. Don't be afraid to put your name on if you're going santa hunting; it's what they're there for, to help with communication. People are still making first contact, so don't give up the hope just yet. If you haven't called your santee out ye, maybe give them a shout so they know you aren't grinching. It's a load off their shoulders.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>34711318Forgot to add name, dangit
>>34709182Ffffuck, I have to try.
>>34709182Count me in!
Honk Honk goosefriend:Your package is in the mail and should reach you on Tuesday. Please open it up as soon as you get it as there's a little plushie that needs cuddles inside and I can't bear the thought of her staying boxed up for weeks.The rest of the stuff is split up between things that are only bubble wrapped (open those as soon as you want, they're just the "art" and ornaments for your tree, not real presents) and stuff decorated up that are for Horsemas itself.Be careful when you get around to opening those ones. Don't want you losing any parts.
>>34709182She's a beaut!
Giving thanks edition>What's this?ITT, anons bake with their pony assistant, sharing the results here, and discussing about baking techniques together.>What do?1. Choose the recipes you want to bake from the MLP baking book. Alternatively you can try experimenting with the leftover ingredients or try recreate foodstuffs from the show.2. Gather the items needed and grab your pony assistant/marefriend and start baking together!3. Post pics here.(Most importantly, have >fun)>Baking book:http://www.mediafire.com/file/3147y2yi1lgt6ng/MLP_Baking_Book.rarPrevious Thread: https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/34473743/
Alright, gonna be making these tarts today. I'll be making my own pie crust dough instead of store bought using >>34698019 recipe.
>>34710706Back from the store with everything I need. First time making pie dough from scratch, gonna throw the butter in the freezer for a little bit before I start since I heard that helps
>>34710706>>34711148ah shit here we go!
>>34711148Pie dough made. I was pretty nervous while I was mixing everything, but I think I did alright. Didn't look like it was coming together until I put it in the plastic wrap though.Luna's gonna take it to the fridge to firm up for an hour or so. Meanwhile, I guess I can make the glaze.
>>34711280Here's what the glaze looks like. Finally got the hang of using food coloring, though I think it might be because the glaze was white.Since I'm using apricot jam for this recipe, I went with red. Plus it's kinda Christmassy.
>"YIKES, Anon, I'll have you know that Marx was like, totally one of the smartest men in the world"
>>34711250And that makes it even more damning for trying to implement it, when the ideal is so far removed from all realistic example, it’s a sign the system will fail catastrophically
>>34711241Marx never proposed a systematic account of what would constitute a>true communist societyyou retarded classcuck. Not an argument.
>>34710784"Oh my Celestia. Gentlecolt, this hotel is a refined establishment. Go somewhere else with that "mare"".>"How dare you disrespect her? She is my wife!""If that is your wife, I feel sorry for you."
>>34710821>hungryThat'd be an American problem.
>Trixie has been handing out communist literature
AHEMMay I have your attention, please?My Little Pony Life is just filler while we wait for G5 . It is not canon and you shouldn't mind it too much.That will be all.PS: fuck jannies
>>34711420>My Little Pony Life It might be bad, but at least it's not as hideously atrocious as eqg
But, we already know that.
I am in love with you anon, is that ok
>>34711249If you want to, darling
>>34710905I don't want to fuck a pony
>34711305>guaranteed replies.jpg
>>34710957Dunno, I found this makeup amazing. It's looks cool.
>>34711305Blasphemy!
trixie is a very good pony who has to work hard day and night to carry her wagon and study magic by herself. she doesn't have parents or guidance to help her and give her everything in life like twilight does, yet she's so strong that she keeps going. she's inspiration and also very cute pony
I agree with all of this
>>34710688>all that time pulling her wagonDamn, she must be as athletic as a Pegasus at least
Here we are folks. Despite the show being over, there is still one annual tradition that must be observed!It's time for the 2019 /mlp/ Awards!For those of you who don't know, every year we decide what the most memorable aspects of each year were and around new year's eve we distribute the awards.This thread is for nominations.Winners of previous years cannot be winners of this year.Guaranteed categories for 2019 include:>1) Best Thread of the Year>2) Coolest Staffmember of the Year>3) Best Butthurt of the Year>4) Best Shitstorm of the Year>5) Single Best image of the Year>6) Best Fanmade Video of the Year>7) Best Namefag of the YearComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>34711362daniel ingram won last year so you can't vote for him again this year.see the OP >>34708661>Winners of previous years cannot be winners of this year.
>>34709873Arigato Seven Seas
>>34711368Oh.... Ok then.... I don't know.
>>34711388lauren faust. please vote for her.
>>34710710>Proving my point
