*SNOOF*
>>38945437There we go, a snoofa thread isn't complete without some butthurt retard saying "forced meme" as if he even knows what that is.
>>38944976>Phew!
>>38945437
>>38945542It's not fun when it's forced. This was retroactively ruined by fags trying to put stuff like this into more shit.
>>38945668>ITS FORCED ITS FORCEDWhy?>BECAUSE I SAY SO REEEE
show some anon filly fanart you’ve made. here’s mine!
>>38944385This image is getting so much mileage
>>38944840You know what else is getting so much mileage?
>>38944385>those stars on the crest
>>38944844Your mom as a pone?
Filler
It's /sun/day! Let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance./Sun/day Story Archive:https://ponepaste.org/4028/Sun/ Collage!https://u.smutty.horse/mfbmpzjbixh.png/Sun/ Music Playlisthttps://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLHFBQk93qeDm43xXRDR1ISEkhdcJTuG2SHave a Celestia story that you want added to the archive?>Link to story on Pastebin or Ponepaste>Say whether the story is finished or unfinished, or if it is a one shot (this is important for sorting)>Provide a synopses of the plot (please do this, I don't like writing these)>Any other important information that you want to add, such as the thread of origin.Broken Pastebin URL? Replace pastebin.com/ with poneb.in/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>38944541Thank you for your service, Anon.
>>38944541Why has Celestia Luna's qt mark in that Pic?
>>38945225Because it's from the episode where Celestia and Luna had a friendship problem™ and swap duties (and cutie marks) for a day.I think that was also the episode that had daybreaker in it.
>>38945225That's just her regular cutiemark, dumbie.
>>38945316B-butts...
I wish I was a handsome stallion.
>>38943661There's a handsome stallion. You want to look like this?
>>38944123Wouldn't be a bad pick in my eyes.
>>38942018Burning this bread soon, aren't ya?
Can I be Sunburst?
Arrested For Unlawful Booping EditionThis thread is all about Equestria's mares in uniform. Whether they're a fighting troop, a backwater garrison, or the ponice, all are welcome subjects for art & green.>OngoingReckless in Training: https://ponepaste.org/7791Anon's Sexcellent Adventure: https://ponepaste.org/7849Misadventures in the DMZ: https://ponepaste.org/7150Parks and Wilderness: https://ponepaste.org/3967>Everyday Life With Guardsmares Part 1: https://ponepaste.org/1047Part 2: https://ponepaste.org/1049Part 3: https://ponepaste.org/1050Part 4: https://ponepaste.org/3941Part 5: https://ponepaste.org/3928Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>9
>>38943373Good thing Reckless isn't a modern marine or else she'd be screaming oorah every second>>38943471I think >>38936896 is enough for that
>>38943254Now, I'm imagining a "Ponice Helicopter" that's a Pegasus with a beanie with a propeller on it on top of her head.
This is a violent free one so you can focus loving your filly or else...Previous filly >>38782488
>>38945481silly pony that is not how you sushiis she gonna come crying to us because she ate a big blob of wasabi and now she can smell through time?
>>38945536>silly pony that is not how you sushiThat's a ehomaki. You're supposed to eat the entire roll during Setsubun. It is believed it brings good luck.
>>38945622Okay, what’s going on with her hooves?
>>38945622lol that's dumb. the whole point of sushi is small bite-sized pieces.>>38945636yeah it looks like an attempt at more realistic hooves but they are way too red.. maybe it';s meant to look like she has put nail polish on 'em.
Bros I'm scared.. What if the new gen isn't good...>11pm>listening to random songs>*unleash the magic*>pixar style flashback>nostalgia kicks in>5am
>>38943543no cap on god this post be mad bussin
>>38941908It's the local schizo
>>38943438>Literally sent AJ to Pony-africa and wrote her to be retarded and shamed by ziggers>Writer so braindead and determined to get their epic social justice message across they make Zecora stop fucking rhyming to spout a text dump>Zecora got to insult AJ's dead mother but can't handle the return fireYeah this comic is probably the most cringe woke high point of g4 and pony in general g5 wishes it was this embarrassing and hamfisted
>>38943438sorry anon but /pol/ has burnt our brains so fucking badly that anything short of the MC saying that all niggers must hang is woke now
>>38943543Zipp > RD unironically
Click create a new room and upload your pics https://puzzle.aggie.io/UdpHg3400p SFWprevious thread >>38803210
https://puzzle.aggie.io/IOkiJL360, SFW
https://puzzle.aggie.io/86IzyD256 pieces, SFW, Lyra, RD and Flutters
https://puzzle.aggie.io/F0Fhsp600sfw
https://puzzle.aggie.io/xElYzY486p, NSFW, Twilight, Preg
https://puzzle.aggie.io/A_Sj4y234p, SFW, gay mares
Dragons thread
>>38944472based architect, she'd fill out to be a good pear shape
>>38944956Not enough dragon content probably. At least not MLP dragon content.
Dragons do not have boobs or butts.
Howdy, partner!It's sure been a long time, hasn't it? Three hundred and fifty threads. That number seems unfathomable, was insane to even consider back in the days when Applejack first asked herself a question. Back when it all started with this gem.~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."~~~~~And it really was a gem, wasn't it? A shining seed nobody knew would grow into a full tree that spanned so many years, writers, stories, artwork, and love. A whole orchard grew from this, so many characters who lived and learned and grew along with us. The world got crazier, but we all loved it the same.If you wanna give some art, write a fun story, or just say hello for old times sake, we'll welcome friends old and who we just met this thread. Whoever you are, welcome to Thread 350 of Princess Applejack.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>29"29"~~~~>What did we do?"Accidentally brought our cousin into a warzone of death.">..."Accidentally.">..."As in it was-"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Chitania"Chitania"~~~~>I just don't understand how we ended up like this."We wanted to fight a god.">Right."So, that's pretty much it.">But just, how the fuck do we start with that and end up in super hivemind power armor?">Wanting to fight god.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Sunset"Sunset"~~~~~>Soooo... do the wings itch?"No, they're magically granted by the desires of probably our best friend.">With benefits?"Nope.">Awww."Right? I was sure that subconscious thing would totally mean we got something, but no!"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>38945254>Equestria Girls is where the phone shit came from.I KNEW IT
>>38945533>Guns>Cellphones>HashtagsOur world confirmed bad influence.
Cyberpunk Pony CYOAThread (27)Previous thread (25) >>38623615Archive (Anonpone): https://www.anonpone.com/quest/semanticerror/Semantic Error is about a low life hacker trying to scrape by in a futuristic Equestria.Cold File (our protagonist) has been lead around on mysterious jobs given by a client going by the handle Wintermute, took a job helping a race driver find a saboteur, as well as taking a job helping a mysterious pony forge documents for 2 foals and a young adult mare and recently Cold File has also decided to help the princess Twilight stop a plot to target her head of security led by the local mafia.>Bits: 16,220Current Jobs:>Wintermute- (Both tasks paying 7000 Bits +bonus)-Help Silent Night infiltrate a library to obtain the tome, "Mortem Diu Somno" or find some other way to obtain the information inside of it.-Help Chestnut infiltrate Patwrite to obtain a copy of an AI named Apollo.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>38943216>everything else you saidkind of autistic and larpy, but understandable>why no gun?Ah, there it is.You don't pull a gun you aren't willing to use. Doing that decreases your safety. There.>multi man schemeWe may be able to catch them off guard by guessing which crew they are from, assuming they aren't goons. Even guessing wrong reveals we don't have the kind of information a saboteur should have.Problem is, I'm not sure how they would respond if they were goons or how to catch them in a lie... Wait, that's litterally it.>accuse of being crew 57>If they say yes, we send their picture and ask for confirmation.>If they say no, that somewhat indicates they aren't desperate to cling to any narrative we offer them, which means they probably aren't guilty.
There's just one problem with photographing them: if they are professional saboteurs, it forces them into a corner. Harshly. Even assuming that Brandy will react immediately, I don't think we can tell her to send their photos somewhere and aim the PDA faster than in about 3/4 of a second. It leaves our sweet couple a fairly spacious window of time to panic and try to shoot us and Brandy down before anything could get sent. It will all be over for them and they'll try to flee the counrty or something once it'll get sent, but it'd be nice to slightly increase our chance to survive until this beautiful moment. May there be a non-retarded way to secure ourselves an additional itsy bitsy 200-300 millisecondey moment of bewilderment? Preferably less childish than telling them to look behind them?
>>38944530you could pretend to call up your superiors.
Bunp
>>38944559why pretend? just do it
I masturbated to furry art before discovering this franchise
>>38945635ok
>>38945635So did the majority on this board, OP.
>>38945635Everyone has they just don't like to admit it because they're afraid of being judged by faceless entities. It really isn't some magnificent milestone.
>>38945635Same, but now i find furry art disgusting.
>>38945635got here in 2012, same, this is who's to blame
Yes.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1RtUHcEymBUPrevious: >>38916186
>>38945441She got a toy recently, that’s it.
>>38943338Beanmouth is the trademark of CalArts style, which is just overdone and generic at this point. After the beautiful animation of g4, it feels insulting.
>>38943783Why are non-American so supremely gay, queer, and faggoty?>>38944409For me it's my forehead and temples
>>38945446A piñata?
>>38945562No, just a mini-figure. It looks nothing like MYM or TYT Posey, though. She has three different hair style.
Aryanne thread
>>38939996BlackGryphon is one of us
>>38944962>the groomer>one of usno.
>>38944971Yes. Literally yes. Don't let your jealousy turn to envy. Don't try to bring him down because he was successful.
>>38943200>I was created as a fucking jokePonies are for fun and boy is Aryanna a fun poner.
I love her!
You have to babysit Twilight on a Friday night. What do?
>>38944864I would never leave a kid alone around you groomers>>38944581>>38944792
>>38944561Read her stories. Have her teach me how to do her math homework.
>>38945583>I would never leave a kid alone around you groomersgood, rarely we see common sense around these parts.
>>38944561open the door to my library and let her pick out what she wants
>>38944561We watch The Lord of the Rings, obviously.
