Hello,We had a discussion yesterday wherein I observed some concerns about longstanding content bans on this board. This sticky aims to clarify which posts are still banned, and formally lift a ban as requested. I posted this yesterday but am rewriting for clarification.* Greentext writing prompt threads and posts in the style of "HI ANON I'M A PONY," etc. are once again permitted on /mlp/. We banned this style of posts a few years ago for low quality and low effort roleplaying. We would like to see high quality, reasonable effort posts of this nature. /mlp/ rule 4 ("no roleplaying") is still in effect, so please make an effort to distinguish these posts from a shitty LARP that doesn't go anywhere. They should be driven by creative stories.* At this time, Anonfilly, Milky Way, and tulpa threads will continue to be disallowed. * Other obvious /trash/ fetish content like diapers or flank worship will also remain banned.* If there were other bans besides the above listed, they are no longer in effect as of this post. Only the ones I listed above continue to be banned (fetish content + 3 specific problem threads). Of course, the board rules apply regardless.I hope this compromise is suitable enough. Enjoy the final season of the show.
Why didn't Grogar revive him?
>>33759464Flash sentry showed up twice
>>33759333not this, but similar idea. Grogar needs villains who at least can work together with others. Can you imagine Storm King accepting to receive orders from a goat, even if that goat ressurected him? And even if SK played along, you know he would backstab Grogar as soon as possible.
>>33759247Because without his Staff and Tempest, the Storm King is fucking worthless, and Staff is in Horsegirl land while Tempest is reformed.
>>33759333He was literally weaker than Sombra
Because Storm King is lamehe looks like that monkey from the Lion King
Wasted episode edition903: Uprooted It suckWritten by Nicole Dubuchttps://www.dailymotion.com/video/x75s7ewhttps://mega.nz/#!ajpCFKhS!AZx95rpUhgrti_zEvb4ATskaKs5_7kUru47BR38OGTwBest Gift Ever: The Specialhttps://www.dailymotion.com/video/x6wabafhttps://mega.nz/#!17Q02YJZ!C_ywCfQ9Tst8jSVswqCyPz030Z-XQpFO6MhkWYpk248YouTube Playlisthttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNXV9Mb7egjF3LS1ZJYqDdI6JNzFM3o7o>>33756050Previous thread.
>>33759750https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmWcxfg1JT4Fuck you
Pray to them in that they may absolve you of your Past Sins.
>>33759744Actual marker for the sub crowd
>>33759749Dashonce you get acclimated you realize how shit she is and move on
>>33759756Are you okay?
In my opinion /mlp/ needs a large influx of newfags to revive itself./mlp/ is a walking corpse, not even a zombie, just a husk, a ghoul.It's full of Oldfags pretending to be Newfags shitting up the place and then using that as an excuse to alienate newfags even more. The board's top shitposters are all oldfags with a good amount of time spent here.TL;DR Oldfags fucked the board to deathNewfags would unironically improve it
>>33759753>oldfags are pretending!>they are epic rusing!!1Get out cuckass newfag
>>33759760>meme responcewhat did this oldfag shitposter mean by this?
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anonymous, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been seven years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of Necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you, wonderful human being, you. Also, try to have good grammar, competent writing skills, poor standards and questionable life choices.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://pastebin.com/GGBkxi7e (embed)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33759058>You ruffles your newspaper then reach for your cup of tea."Twilight, you're not about to suggest to me you can sense when books are in danger. That is a whole new level bookworm I'm not ready to take on.">"Anon I'm being serious!""That's the disturbing part," you say before bringing the cup to your lips for a sip.>"You don't understand Anon, my fur is standing on end, something is going on, somewhere.">You take a moment to put down the newspaper because it occurred to you that Twilight's autism flaring up is way more entertaining than what's in the news."Twilight, I'm inclined to agree.">You catch a glance the time on the wall clock in your living room.>The cuckoo clock that Fluttershy gave you. >Only Fluttershy can think of making a custom made clock that looks exactly like her, only instead of a bird, it's her heart popping out of her chest.>The clock begins going off on the hour, repeating "Be mine~">Turning to Twilight, you continue."Even at midnight, something is happening somewhere. One would think something happens somewhere constantly."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33759079-Meanwhile, in a shed by the edge of the Evergreen Forest->Lavender scented candles drizzle wax on an old moldy nightstand that can be misconstrued for an altar.>As a particular book sits between the two candles, it collects whatever wax has run down and onto the book's edges.>A brass bowl sits in front of the book, an assortment of items get tossed in.>A locket of hair.>Rose pedals.>An old photo of Anon that's been sitting in a mason jar of honey and lewd mare juices for six months.>Heavy breathes brush upon the bowl and pages.>A drenched hoof lands on the altar, splashing liquids that splat on the pages.>The yellow mare draws a few more deep breathes, clearly getting a workout.>"I-I hope this was enough...">The yellow mare turns around to the stack of hay that's shaped like a body, taped to the head of it is a portrait picture of Anon.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33759082Amazing
Been a while since we've had one of these.http://klimaleksus narod ru/ppt/ppt htm (replace spaces with full stops)So basically, this is the same test as that old Pony Personality Test a while back, mirrored by a Russian site. Post your results here.Also, for extra credit, type out what you'd do if you were transformed into the pony that you got (either on Earth or replacing them in Equestria at whichever point in time you wish).I'll start: If I became Twilight on Earth, or in Equestria, I would freak out. Immensely.
There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare."right into the husbando zone" editionOld thread: >>33656320Stories by Tsar Anon: https://pastebin.com/BnjZqwM3Stories by DGCT: https://pastebin.com/u/dontgooglecrotchtitsMinty's Careful Steps: https://pastebin.com/P2aD5GVaA Heart Longs for Another: https://pastebin.com/11TXCVXJMuted Heartbeat: https://pastebin.com/TPH2m6cUComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33759665Yikes he's calling my waifu a mental defective
>>33759665>implying im not 6ft 170lbs of lean mean farmland machine.> implying any of us besides you are such losers.>implying that if some of us are that we wouldn't work our asses off to be better for our housewives.>projecting that hard.Kys my dude
>>33759435>insulated water bottle or half-empty bottle of El JimadorI'm doomed.
>>33759663Who doesn't like chocolate milk?
>>33759482>>>/lgbt/
If you press it,>you will immediately be transported to Equestria, either as yourself or a pony, your choice. A copy of yourself will remain in the real world carrying on with life as usual, meaning no one will even know you are gone. In equestria, you appear in Ponyville at any point in the show’s run that you wish. The Mane 6 will take pity on you and you are free to befriend, teach, and hang out with them however you please. Possibly even romance any of them, the world will be your oyster. But,>You will die after only 24 hours have passed since your arrival, and you will not re-inhabit your Earth body.
FOUND NO PONY CARE ABOUT YOU
>>33758863Should have a version where an anon doesn't press the button and his real life, to his own absolute surprise, becomes great, comfy and wholesome overall for literal decades to come with a few not so great times that only make the great times feel even better. And he wouldn't have ever known this if he pressed the button.
>>33758970give me da horse
>>33758970Well one of me will go there at least
>>33759599>real life becomes great>no poniesNormals. Out.
Old thread>>33566070
>>33756457>Equestrian /mlh/ board has a pony version of you who really wants to bang that
Can someone give me the run down on "Fyx"?what's her lore? I'm assuming /mlp/ made her.
>>33758328>This text is green
>>33758089Oh yeah, I forgot.
>>33749914What
>>33749914>Nyx and Dyx's names are based on Evil Persona versions of the Princesses(N)ightmare Moon(D)aybreakerSo, does Cadence have an evil persona whose name starts with C...oh fuck me Chrysalis.
>>33759733CHRYSALIS EVEN HAS DAGGER SHAPED EYES
Tempest Thread folks! Post about our beautiful, gorgeous waifu. <3
>>33757854Slightly salty and slightly Plumy
>>33722560Made a color edit with a few touch-ups
>>33758619Ayy nice, really dig that scrunchy face.
>>33758619Sexy Emily Blunt scrunch.
Eh? Eh?
Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!Any type of transformation into ponies, dragons, gryphons, changelings, draconequus, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.Want to be the little pony? This is the thread for you.For the list of PTFG's recently updated stories, see below.Archive of over 420 stories, as well as additional links and materials:http://derpy.me/PonyTFUnrated TF image dump thread:http://derpy.me/ptfgnsfwBelow are some suggested writing prompts.Pon-E:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33759560>there’s a period of about a minute where nobody says anything>well, Pinkie won’t shut up, actually, but you’re all tuning that out to become reacquainted with your bodies >there’s a considerable amount of moaning and stretching going on before Applejack finally wanders over to you>”That’s you in there, right, Anon?”“The one and-”>POW>the buck takes you clean off your feet and deposits you squarely into the balloon mattress, which makes a valiant effort before popping and dropping you onto the floor“Agh! Goddammit, AJ! I thought you said we won! Ah fuck!”>”THAT’S FOR TELLIN’ APPLEBLOOM SHE COULD HELP HERSELF TO THE WHISKY, YA ASSHOLE!”“I taste death.”>”And if ya don’t want another; y’all’re gonna march up there to the farm and give Granny Smith an apology and a roll in the hay!”“I might actually consider a second applebuck.”>Her orange forehead presses menacingly against yours>”I pulled that one pretty hard, anon. You’re still breathing, aintcha?”Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>33759562>some time later>"Anon? Hello, are you awake?">"Oh good, now please don't fret or quake.">"There's been a small mistake I find.">"One of my potions switched our minds.">"The spell, I am afraid to say,">"This human form cannot allay.">"I think you'll find it's up to you,">"To fix this mixed-up magic brew."THE ENDhttps://pastebin.com/C0iLCSRE
>>33759565This was a sweet green.
>>33757652thats a big pone
>>33759674The Equestrian atmosphere has a higher oxygen concentration, which lets ponies grow to extra large sizes.
I had an idea.What if you got a pony plushieTook all the stuffing out of it so it looked like a deflated balloon or empty pillow casethen used it like a sock to masturbate?
>this fucking thread
>>33753780>thread made one day agoIs this the "Quality Threads" the mods want?
>>33758355>>33758395Why are there a bunch of fucking normies on the board all of a sudden?
>>33758595They're not normies. The board is full of oldfags pretending to be normies or newfags, then blaming everything on these imaginary personas.
>>33758395They're too busy making sure no one offends the eqgfags with ace posting>>33758595It's still spring break I think, easter break, whatever
I miss Christian Shimmerposting. It was oddly wholesome.
A small peek at calendar perhaps?
>>33759367Nah it was shit and uneventful. Christ posting is fun but christian shimmer was just boring desu
>>33759423It was wholesome. They were annoying prompts but they were just that, annoying prompts.Compare that to the glim or nyxposting now and they're filled with malice, intended to piss people off.
>>33759367>Hahah I like cancerHidden.
>>33759718Oh no, I don't have to argue with someone who will spout memes instead of facts. What will I ever do?
What are some good mlp fan video games? Most of which I have played are either cery short and limited, unfinished or simply bad. Reccommend me a good one.
>>33756699 Banned from Equestria
>>33756792Was that shit ever completed
>>33756764Seconding this, even if it isn't finished it's a great game. It has cool mechanics based around telekenesis among other things.Day Dreaming Derpy is another game I enjoyed. It's more story focused and has turn based combat.
>>33756922>featured game: sulphur nimbus, the RD flying game whose dev chickened out and reskinned the main character as a mutant bird thing
Bump
