There is something Americanlessness about her.
>>36201890Here's the real Americans
>>36201890what?
>>36201892better dead than red
>>36201894What on what?
>>36201890because she is Equestrian?
Need good fap material for human on featureless pony fetish with a heavy focus on the rump.Any greentexts anyone wants to share? Or story links?
>>36201525Ignore. Image depicts genitalia and should have gone on trash.
>>36201527This but Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon sandwich you between their featureless rears
>>36201529>ignoreWhy do i always show up late
>>36199660While I'm all for keeping the featureless area sensitive, this is still a surprisingly pleasant and dare I say wholesome read. Thanks for that.
>>36201878Will featureless crotch be the go to clop in 2020?
Welcome to the official thread for /mlp/ Secret Santa 2020! Tell Santa Pone all your wildest wishes and come join us in celebrating Horsemas with your fellow Pony lovers!>How does this work?Gifts are given Round Robin style (A gives to B gives to C who gives to A) while cards are exchanged traditionally (whomever you give a card to should send one back to you).>What about latecomers?LATECOMERS SIGN UPS HAVE CLOSEDAssignments should hopefully be out by the 26th/27th>But it's not even December yet!Don't let that stop (You) from decking the halls!Dates:Gift assignments have be given out. Time is ticking to do shopping!Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36201731Fishhorse>Nohooves>Pony, personally. That tail is sexy.
>>36201782shit taste of the highest degree
>>36201806Guilty as charged.
is there a stash of all clear sky edits?
>>36201887the man himself probably has one
Slept Through It EditionThis thread is all about Equestria's mares in uniform. Whether they're a fighting troop, a backwater garrison, or the ponice, all are welcome subjects for art & green.Past threads: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1-TfkbAc5yfKQbj5p8y0E3bo7GBB8JRfY/view?usp=sharing>OngoingEveryday Life With Guardsmares: https://pastebin.com/RHkvDaAwEveryday Life With Guardsmares FAQ: https://pastebin.com/QH8MwutmSword and Shield: https://pastebin.com/swXBKkRgElsewhile in the Royal Guard: https://pastebin.com/a2R3n5VuD.O.I. P0ne's in Our World: https://pastebin.com/85MZSTcP>Out-of-Thread Honorable Mentions>RGREComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36201282Glam and Sparks are young enlisted troops barely in their 20s. Are you expecting them to be erudite geniuses? Have you ever even seen a modern war film involving fresh soldiers?In the first few scenes Glam is basically unicorn-Dash while Sparks is Fluttershy without the bipolar disorder. How do you watch the show if you can’t stand these characters?
>>36201271I mean first of all if you’re reading it in fimfiction then it’s got a >sex tag there so I dunno what you’re expecting. If you’re also here then >do you even know where we are?Second yeah I do think you’re misinterpreting a lot of stuff as sexual when it isn’t really or at least not 100%. eg Eb is a cougar who is absolutely out to have some fun but her mistake isn’t sexual it’s just cultural in that traditions around VIP bodyguards changed in Equestria while they didn’t for the batponies.Third I’ve been following the comments on fimfic and I see TMFAT said he’s copying Ian Fleming. If you’ve ever read a Bond novel or even watched a single movie you’ll know that anytime a woman and a man so much as walk into the same room there’s sexual tension. It’s kind of a staple of the thriller adventure genre. Fourth and probably most importantly... lurk /k/ for the “military stories” threads. 99% of the time soldiers are sitting around bored as fuck. For 0.000001% of the time they actually are fighting. The remainder is spent pulling pranks, causing mischief, and sex. It may just be fapping to a picture on a laptop or communally browsing Tinder but a lot of the time it’s fucking coed soldiers or banging the lieutenant or just buddy king each other because you’re in the navy or you’re RussianSeriously it’s difficult to overstate the amount of time the average enlisted soldier thinks about or engages in sex during the course of their 4-year contract. It’s probably like a few full months if you add it up.
>>36201271>why does this 2nd person fantasy fulfillment story talk about sex so much?Anon pls...Lore wise, they’re lower enlisted. If anything they don’t talk about sex nearly enough.The etiquette and other cultural issues are really just a vessel for character interactions. Not everything has to be a major issue, though some of these faux pas absolutely come up later in the story and have actual effects. It’s also good for world building and makes sense for this Anon.If you don’t like it you don’t like it though
>>36201271Sex is almost a literary ice breaker; its universal in appeal, and serves something of a bridge builder in a world that has very sharp contrasts and divides between the social classes. Machinations for power and prestige, the dream of wealth, or even basic self actualization, are all very different depending on where one's lot falls in life, and those differences are very visible if you're looking for them in the story. The contrasts grow especially fascinating when the various troubles that haunt each character's life come to light.
Rainbow Roadtrip specialWritten by Kim Beyer-Johnsonhttps://vault.mle.party/videos/watch/ef73525d-d987-427d-82c6-fa0dfda7db69Pony Life:https://mega.nz/folder/Ji5VkAwY#BYzHARWDjj-djo8e4WTsnQYouTube Playlist of pony shortshttps://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLNXV9Mb7egjF3LS1ZJYqDdI6JNzFM3o7oMy Little Pony: The Manga - A Day in the Life of Equestria Vol. 2Download linkhttp://www.mediafire.com/file/nmbj6jdwg2faw4r/MLP_Manga_Vol2.rar/fileGet a physical copyhttps://sevenseasentertainment.com/books/my-little-pony-the-manga-a-day-in-the-life-of-equestria-vol-2/Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36201860It's hard to blame him, his mom was a grade-A cutie pie.
>>36201855huh?
>>36201855
wouldn't it be funny if Sunburst married Silver Stream
am i the only one who hated the mlp movie? it was so bad in my opinion
It's hot steamy trash garbage
>>36200998That's just, like. your opinion, man.
>>36200863Lurk more.
You're not the only one with bad taste, no
>>36200863>am i the only one who hated the mlp movie?
POST THE BEST EPISODE OF THE SHOW OR I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL
>>36201543you cautious optimists are going to rot in human hell forever
>>36201546Don't miss your medication.
>>36201445absolute brainlet take
I remember Grand Galloping Gala was a big one
A Friend in Deed
Why is this allowed?
>>36201015Everything you dreamed they’d smell like
>>36200888>Gas all smellefagsWouldn't they get off on that?
>>36201075Many lethal gases are odorless. Use one of those.
>>36201329Propane is the best choice for gassing brapfags. It's clean burning, efficient, and doesn't smell of anything.
>>36200888>Gas all smellefagsUhmmm.... interesting choice of words
Thankful Edition
>>36200700Seconding.
>>36190883Keep your head down yank, lest a sniper get ya
>>36200700>>36201402Flutters did her part by baking a pumpkin pie!Also, she's wearing a pilgrim outfit that I tried to replicate from this: https://ponybooru.org/1415604
>>36201696noicemy fav pie and my fav pon
Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36200987Exactly.This isn't the Altverse!
>>36169704AJ marries her daughter to the sickly prince of the Yaks to encourage trade: The Fic
>>36201035>Yaks>SicklyThey'd die during a dance.
>>36201309Or just... every day
>>36201689Seriously, they do not play around.
Why is /mlp/ like this also goodbye forever
>>36201862>"huh, anon? oh nothing, just cleaning up the trash"
>>36201862>pussieass bitchnigga can't take criticism and compares it to the literal beating>can't see the bright sights and acceptance, only expect honeypotting and praise >gay-looking and not even a good way OC >YOU GUYS ARE MEANIES>in the internetNot much of a loss. Fuck off to derpibooru of something.
Who?
>>36201875some furfag touristnothing of value was lost
>>36201862This was drawn by a furry. Bye!
QT3.14 EditionITT: We discuss the male characters from My Little Pony, as well as Rule 63 versions of the female characters. (previous thread reached bump limit)Prev. Thread: >>36034905
>>36198010So like, what's up with this character? Does he like crossdressing or what? Is he even gay?
>>36201211idk man, i just think hes got a cute ass
>>36201211He has a bit of a fetish for wearing anything that looks sexy. It just so happens that he thinks female clothes are hot as fuck.
>>36198415I ship this guy with Night Light. It's weird, but I do.
>>36201450bruh that's a kidand night light's a married stallion, you fuck
https://www.strawpoll.me/35208282Are you a Glimmerfriend?
>>36201693No I just really like kites
>>36201670
>>36201676I love how cute and awkward she is, she's a little autist.Also I like how she's trying to not be evil anymore but relapses and does totally psychopath shit like brainwashing the mane 6 and selling Trixie's fucking home without her.
Glim glam the glam
Is there any official or /mlp/ rating of idw issues?
>>36201876>last seasons being also much worse than Newborn CutiesLast seasons are not Reflections, though. Even EqG trash and Pony Life snooze-fest are better than IDW.
>>36201876(cont) Compare "Reflections" with "The Mean Six", for example. Both tease "anti-Mane Six", both waste their potential. But can you honestly say slightly disappointing "The Mean Six" is worse than clusterfuck that is "Reflections"?
Jeremy Whitley used to be a moderate. Now he's a crazy sjw
>>36199811Isn’t that the one where she braps?
>>36201896What happened? If his Twitter full of he/him, rainbow flags and #BLM?
Some selected fanfics:https://www.fimfiction.net/story/396744/the-maretian>Sequel to established story - Changeling Space Program - Starlight is the genius behind the first FTL engine. However, a critical flaw linked to an essential safety feature is overlooked in a freak accident and forces the crew in to our universehttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/359176/pandemic>Starlight is the right hoof mare to Twilight in first an intricate mystery in Canterlot, and later spanning dimensionshttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/300384/im-offensive-and-i-take-offense>Commissar Starlight fulfills her destinyhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/438032/out-of-time>Starlight Glimmer taking advantage of Anon in a very naughty way RGRE storyhttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/432044/anon-and-starlight-adventures>Two dysfunctional creatures set off to make up for their past mistakes.
I wish Glimmy were here with me
>>36200691I wish she was my girlfriend
