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Summer Breeze EditionPost pictures, write greentexts, and discuss Dash!Previous thread: >>35608199Writefags:Rosenkreutz !!x9kIUBwer0nhttps://pastebin.com/u/Rosenkreutzmobius !9PEUyNz5zwhttps://pastebin.com/u/mobius_https://www.fimfiction.net/user/294280/mobius_MshakezillaComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35806962Disgusting.
>>35806962I really like this artist.
>>35806962that sucks. please dont post anthro in the threads anon. there are other threads for that
I see all these people talking about really wanting to smell Dash because of their sniff fetish and what not, but what if it was the other way around?
>>35807450I'd feel really self-concious until I realised she was serious. It's probably how many of them would feel too.
It's time again for our regularly scheduled spinoff discussion thread.Today's episodes are "Don't Look a GIF Horse in the Mouth; The Root of It" and "The Mysterious Voice; The 5 Habits of Highly Effective Ponies"Synopses:"Applejack struggles to find the perfect gift for Pinkie Pie’s birthday; Applejack’s fresh new haircut isn’t so fresh after all."and"Twilight Sparkle, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash snap out of some old habits when they hear the voice of a mysterious being; Fluttershy needs help with a shy butterfly."
>>35806997just about what i expected. Ponk staring off into the stars/sky
Where's the link
>>35806714My LIttle Pony aaa
>>35806997>>35807130>>35807138They did that one in Legend of Everfree
>>35806304Actually, Miss Persona and Peppa Pig are being replaced by some Transformers show.
Onward to Season 4.This week's episodes are "Princess Twilight Sparkle" Parts 1 and 2, Originally aired 23rd November 2013.Find the stream here:https://derpy.me/3mCOJCountdown here:https://derpy.me/joqTcPlease post any relevant emotes or fan videos here in the thread.
>>35805861Absolutely not.
>>35805861
>>35805860>Purporterly low quality of season four>Purportedly.It's been nearly 7 years, we can't pretend to be in denial anymore.
>>35807491I meant from the perspective of the writers, looking at S4 themselves pre-release. It doesn't make sense that they would think the season was going to be shit and then try to patch it up by adding lasers in the first episode after the fact. We have seen McCarthy's tweets, she was clearly hoping for brony appeal with her memes and DBZ battles. Doesn't excuse the sloppy writing and shallow lore, of course, but I say it's done in good faith, and not part of a coverup like you claimed.
>>35807544I agree with this, and it shows just how completely out of touch she was. >"If they thought they liked that old character-driven comedy with a creative world and cozy aesthetic, just WAIT until I blast their socks off with special effects, laser battles, and the bare minimum of a story! Also high school."Funnily enough I just got finished rewatching the season 9 premiere, where Rarity and a bunch of other ordinary unicorns are casually shooting destructive laser beams around.
Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Spike"DT"~~~>Alright technomare, what's the diagnosis?"What?">I asked what it looks like."No, that name, what did you call me?">Technomare? It was just a joke."..."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>Twilight"Fluttershy"~~>Are you okay?"Because I'm dead, because I just saw all of this, or other thing?">Other thing. Absorbing all that chaos thing."Oh. I've got it under control, if that's what you're wondering.">I am. I was worried, you absorbed a lot."I lost all of it before though."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35807103HUG THAT PONY
>>35807103>>He did seem to snap.Ha!
>>35806345What a weird ride its been, is balls going to get some bats?
>Sorry, anon. Twilight says I can't hang out with you anymore because she says you only want one thing. Though she wouldn't tell me what that one thing was.
>>35807051>Dispose of the evidence
>>35806876It's hooves. Now go away.
>>35806876I want to suck those fat milky tits of yours, Fluttershy
>>35807535Despite similar desires in my mind, it would be a very cruel thing to say. She is a person, not just a walking platform for a pair of giant, juicy, succulent milkers.
>>35807559she's not real, and therefore you can subject her to whatever degenerate fantasies you want and she'll never have a complaint
>Hello, Master Anon! I will be your maid for the next week. Where should I start?
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>>35796916Thanks for the advice Anon, I feel much better now!
>>35807524Saved.
>>35807524Beautiful and perfect. She is pure now. I will save the pic.
>>35807524On one hand, nicely done.On the other hand, I'd feel bad about brainwashing unicorn twi into being a mindless maid, so now I'm conflicted.
Cooling Off EditionThis thread is all about Equestria's mares in uniform. Whether they're a fighting troop, a backwater garrison, or the ponice, all are welcome subjects for art & green.Past threads: https://pastebin.com/Jdfw6EX8>Ongoing Everyday Life With Guardsmares: https://pastebin.com/RHkvDaAwEveryday Life With Guardsmares FAQ: https://pastebin.com/QH8MwutmElsewhile in the Royal Guard: https://pastebin.com/a2R3n5Vu>Out-of-Thread Honorable Mentions>RGREThe Long and Short of It: https://pastebin.com/xL3UFbXGComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
If you were given command of a legion of guardponies, how would you employ them and what would be their aesthetics?
I just want a cute, sassy, rough, tough, guard mare with attitude to be my friend and maybe fall in love with me.
I want to go out and rescue a guardsmare and her cohort that's under heavy siege
>>35807556Write us a story about it, Brother Anonymous.
TwAIlight welcomes you to the Pony Voice Preservation Project!https://clyp.it/tm03e5enThis project is the first part of the "Pony Preservation Project" dealing with the voice.It's dedicated to saving our beloved pony's voices by creating a neural network based Text To Speech for our favorite ponies.Videos such as https://youtu.be/GuJKTodX1FA. or https://youtu.be/DWK_iYBl8cA have proven that we now have the technology to generate convincing voices using machine learning algorithms "trained" on nothing but clean audio clips.With roughly 10 seasons (9 seasons and 5 movies) worth of voice lines available, we have more than enough material to apply this tech for our deviant needs.Any anon is free to join, and many are already contributing. Just read the guide to learn how you can help bring on the wAIfu revolution. Whatever your technical level, you can help.Document: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1xe1Clvdg6EFFDtIkkFwT-NPLRDPvkV4G675SUKjxVRUWe now have a working TwAIlight that any Anon can play with:https://test.fifteen.ai/https://derpy.me/vCzm2 (48KHz Training)https://derpy.me/hdJQF (48KHz Synthesis)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35807207Well, since boston dynamics has made robots that can do a mother fucking backflips and the quadruplet robots that can walk upstairs how hard would it be to take that tech and apply to a household cat sized toy ? Like how robo pets and lego mindstorm was the shit just few years ago I could easily see people wanting the pastel tiny horse toy that trots adorably around the room (with possible show accurate voices too).
Right now I'm working on my masters and reading a lot of dry awful text. Can I take my readings and have Twilight read them so that she's like my lecturer?
>>35807515You could copy paste it into ngrok, that will take care of automatically cutting the text and gluing it back together into single wav file however im pretty sure there is a limit how much text can be processed in a single go (was it like 1k letters?).
>>35807545the limit can be set in the config file.I've used > 1.6 Million words at a time without crashing.
>>35807515no.
>Sir, do you know where my dad is? I miss him..
>>35807220>You are now Anonymous, and this poor little filly misses her dad more than she can possibly communicate with you.>"Is it my fault?" she asks, voice carrying a tone more melancholic than anything so young should ever have. "Not at all,">"I just.."she stops, burying her teary face into her pillow "I really thought Quibble was gonna be my dad..">With the gentleness of kid skin gloves you stroke the small things mane lovingly, you've been staying at her home as a guest for little over four months.>She tells you about how everything fell apart when her mom got her legs broken by a griffin. >Quibble disappeared after that.>How could someone leave behind such a loving family?>Her mother has it the worst, she just isn't the same since the 'accident' but you do your best to take care of them and they seem to be healing slowly. >You know their daughter will take the longest, but that's ok. when you love someone you do your best to help them. >And yes, you do love this family. The filly lays in your lap and cries until she's empty of tears and ready for blissful slumber. You kiss her on the forehead and when you leave her room you hear it whispered out softly->"Thank you..">You smile when you leave.>You close the door to fin her mother waiting outside quietly, the p0ny equivalent of a wheel chair holding her carefully. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35807456>She tries not to but she cannot stop the flood as she buries her muzzle into you and sobs. This is the first time that she's been able to cry since her legs were destroyed. >She's done so much, tried so hard to keep up and stay a rock for her daughter, the last lifeboat to keep her shambled broken family together.>She put so much riding on Quibble helping the single mother, on loving her and her daughter, only to vanish when she became permanently disabled. >She's had so much trouble feeling anything since he left, feeling safe even. You know she'll never be the same p0ny she was before.>With enough care and tender love, like a garden new growth will come and she will be more beautiful than ever before.>When you love someone, you do whatever it takes. >Hours later, you have helped darling Clear Sky get into bed, leaving her some pain pills to help with the agony and to drift off into sleep. >When all is quiet, you unlock the basement and begin to take off your pants.>Getting the door to have a secure lock on both sides was hard, but not difficult. Well worth it, you remark as you lock it from the inside and begin to descend down the stairs. >You flick on the light switch and find Quibble laying as you left him. Mouth gagged, hooves chained to the concrete floor to prevent leaving. >He's beautiful.>You feel yourself begin to swell as you look at him, picking up the wash cloth you wet it in Quibbles water bowl.>Always make sure Quibble has water, you don't want him to get sick. Even if he hurt this family so terribly.>He flinches, when you crouch down next to him. Legs squat and exposing your throbbing member, he knows what's coming but he'll have to wait to make love.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35807456>>35807500
>>35807500>Quibble cries, he does not stop when you finish cleaning the dirt off him.>He's so happy to see you. You are even happier, you love Quibble regardless of his mistakes. You know it's selfish but..you may even love him the most.>But love is selfish sometimes isn't it? Your heart melts as his big eyes welled up with tears look up at you.>Quibble stole you the moment you saw him in the park with Clear and Wind. The way he talked about the Daring Doo series..>How those two mares looked following with him, such a perfect family.>You needed to help them make it even better.>When you love someone you do whatever it takes.>You finish cleaning Quibble and turn him onto his stomach, spreading his legs. He moans into his ball gag as tears pitter patter against the floor. >He's so happy to be with you.
>>35806688Probably at home with your Mom.
Three Little Fishe EditionAll Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!Thread Archive v2: https://pastebin.com/J9Q3r785Green/Story Archive v2: https://pastebin.com/aXsg1jmEArt Compilation:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0For aspiring writers:http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJthttp://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpXhttp://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
I remember someone saying he'd draw Adagio in a leotard based on a music video. Did he deliver?
>>35807548*need to give wedgie intensifies*
>>35807553looks like she's already beat you to it
>>35807560Then we'll go for the alternative wedgie
>>35806240This makes it better. Art and stories by another gender show how they think.
Thread Guide: https://pastebin.com/Dhx93JRqFull Story here: https://www.anonpone.com/phonies/Previous Thread: >>35742555Quick Rundown:>Kalios annoys everyone.>The desire script could be bothered with Curly.>A portal is found>A puzzle found>A puzzle solved.>Liz activates a trap>The pones escape.>Portal leads very high up.>Harvest is found falling through the sky.>Aqua heals Harvest.>Harvest says things.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35807439Wanna check it out?No fucking up things though.
>>35807439>"What do they say?"I dunno, I thought you knew.
>>35807488>Kalios: "Are you kidding me! I love going to new places...I'll behave!">>35807495>Azure: "Okay...">Aqua: "Alright, I'll gather up the others. I'll see you shortly!"
>>35807550>Turing: "Hi Tempos!...Whats the matter?">Tempos: "Do you feel that?">Brute: "Feel what?">Tempos: "...Something...Sinful...Something lewd..."
>>35807558Brace yourself, Tempos
What keeps you alive other than pones?
>>35802718I'd say my hyperactivity. It causes me to jump around a lot, which often puts me in a good mood.
God can get me through anything.
>>35806193Sometimes I think that it would be great to have a waifu. To deeply fall in love with someone and find in it the meaning of life, just like you described it. But I haven't been able to to this. I love ponies, they changed my life so much and helped me a lot throughout the years, but i didn't find a waifu, I didn't fall in love with anypony.
>>35806193Based Rainbow Fan! /)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7RVSbhffl0This actually replys to 99% of those "why to live/why am I born" strange anxiety posts. I believe that love is The pin that holds together all of the Universe. As an abstract idea, when resonating with physical matter particles, it fills the substance and can bring great changes to the fabric of the World. One way to describe having love - as a person you'll stop seeing cringe or personal advantages within the World at all, be it for your 'waifu' or for 'other things+' as well. If we're talking Rainbow Dash here, as an example: to see a homeless man with an RD tattoo - you won't see a potential criminal, but a potential bro instead. And the Universe aren't cold - it was specifically designed to hold that Spectral Light, you guys somtimes feel. Those thunderlights of colourful plasma in your stomach. And, I believe, for the 'brony' subculture - it was a unique and special trait to physically sense alittle and enjoy all those frendly connections. Remember, while living, that your 'waifu' is rather yet a possibility.>>35806258>I just sit here being someone my waifu wouldn't even want to associate with, let alone fall in love withwhy not to change?>>35806566your life won't end, just your body - cheers!
>>35807531>why not to change?If I knew what was blocking me from making changes I'd try to work on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWJwJXcFX8wIn this video, Jargon Scott (aka TJ Pones), teaches you how to make your own figures. Use this knowledge anons, to mold your very own horse pussy and/or twiggies
>>35807441>>35807472Samefag, wait a minute, if I’m me, I’m the samefag
>>35807441>>35807472>>35807477Me, don't ever reply to myself again.
>>35807441>>35807472>>35807477>>35807485How dare me, me! I’ll reply to me as much as I want.
>>35807521Go fuck me yourself coward! I oughtta make a cornstarch replica of my own dick to fuck meyou thanks to Jargon Scott's molding tutorial
>>35807547I’m a faggot, I bet I suck dick for fun.
Human becomes pony. How, why and what happens next are all up to you. New stories and art welcome!Any type of transformation into ponies, dragons, gryphons, changelings, draconequus, etc., whether OC or canonical, & Anonponies of all shapes and sizes.Want to be the little pony? This is the thread for you.For the list of PTFG's recently updated stories, see below.Archive of over 450 stories, as well as additional links and materials:http://derpy.me/PonyTFUnrated TF image dump thread:http://derpy.me/ptfg_nsfwBelow are some suggested writing prompts.Anonpone:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35807000Wait, so we can just post porn now?
>>35807324Only if the jannies don't notice
>>35807000Nice comic. I feel sorry for Anon. She'd have made a great mother.
Request, draw, submit. Mark requests with ‘/r/’ in the name field or comment field, ‘/d/’ for deliveries, ‘/ic/’ for critiques.Also, when /r/equesting, try to provide a reference image, to make it easier for drawfags to fulfill your request.- Don't spam or bump your requests.- IGNORE THE SHITPOSTERS/ATTENTIONWHORES.- Don't respond to the spam. Just report and hide it and move on.Previous Thread: >>35778917The OP header image and all other images from the previous Draw Threads can be found in the>DROPBOX ARCHIVE -https://www.dropbox.com/sh/75vuah7y48mmr3t/AABWXaB9_bHAChb8IhZzmoara?dl=0A list of some drawfags can be found in the>DRAWFAG CONTACT LIST -Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>35807165What about a full metal hoof prosthetic with a spring loaded hook she can release as needed?
>>35807139
>>35807034The anchor finally fulfilled its purpose. Now it can rest in peace like Patrick Swayze in Ghost.
>>35804490Clearly you don't know who these ponies are.
