Jeff Dunham's new hit Christmas special debuts in about 20 minutes, are you hyped?
Jeff Dunham btfohttps://youtu.be/EeaH_0NRDZw
>>142731467Jeff is based
>>142734721based norm
>>142734600He's been in Vegas, it's where all these retards you forgot about end up
Actually watching this to see if this was just one of those comedians everyone hated for no particularly good reason.Nope, turns out this is legitimately really bad.
this is just embarrassing at this point
It's over.
>>142735373C'mon Donny don't be like that, it's time for your diaper change
>>142735363that whizzing sound you heard was the point sailing over your head
>>142734694Yes; objectively.
>>142734779No matter who won the election America lost.
What’s her best work?
>>142734020And that's how we like it. I don't want her to blow up and become a Hollywood a Lister. I want her to keep doing these smaller, average but fun movies. Selfish I know.
When she married me
>>142733851i love women
>>142733851The bellybutton of dreams
>>142733742Ready or Not
>A Jedi uses the Force for knowledge and defense, never for attack>Ambushes MandoAlso, she cucked him out of a clear deal she made
>>142728364She's not a Jedi
>>142732560Yeah even the baby had training. It’s embarrassing, really.
>>142734983That's my point, retardo.
>>142734488A non-human raped one of his friends.
>>142735299kek
Whys Aliens better than Alien? Pic unrelated
>>142734676gunsshootingactionexplosionsshotgunsmachinegunsgrenadessmart guns s m a r t g u n sarmored carthe heckin kiderinothe sulaco frickin colonies
>>142734676better scale, better designs, better plotalien was 'halloween' in space, boring garbage with interesting ideas that were undeveloped. Aliens is a flagship of 'space marine' action/horror/scifi genre
>>142734727>space marines>horror>scifi
>>142734676Both kind of suck
>>142734727"space marine" is not a genre and if it was it would be the worst one ever
>>142734972the avatar guy
Thrawn is confirmed?
Lars Mikkelsen
>>142735061Yes.
>>142735061Yeah
Who are some other cringekino directors?
>>142734410Directors of >Arrival>Ex machina >Black panther>Moonlight (all though he is very based in person)And of course Wes anderson
>>142734410>a half black man with a successful career as a comedian meets a jewish woman whose brother owns buzzfeed>the half black man writes a script as a joke that is a rip off of ira levin's novel the stepford wives, down to the detail of the central character being a photographer>the jewish woman's brother reads the script and says he wants to see this movie>the half black man says it's just a joke, not a serious endeavor>the brother won't take no for an answer>"i'm going to buy you and your unborn quadroon child you nigger bastard now MAKE ME MY MOVIE AND MARRY MY KIKE SISTER">the half black man goes to a modern day roger corman who finances his project>he sleepwalks his way through directing it>the movie comes out>black people see it and think it's the single deepest piece of social commentary ever made>the media isn't impressed but all the white critics are playing a game of chicken to see who will cave first and actually criticize this lackluster student film masquerading as prestige picture>somehow the half black man wins an oscar for screenplay>he marries the woman and they have a child>two years later he makes a movie about clones who attack people with scissors
>>142735059Didn't realize this. Will definitely look into it. You forget that they're "clones" in red jumpsuits. Get it? They're Us!!!!
>>142735059Get Out's strength isn't really in its cinematography or story, its the fact that it encapulates the feeling of modern black americans so well in a way that previous movies - even ones about race issues - haven't managed to do It captures the feeling of being black (or any minority) in an age where racism isn't allowed openly any more yet prejudices still remain that most americans are still uncomfortable talking aboutThen again I wouldn't expect someone who sees jewishness as a mark against someone to understand this
>>142735334>racism isn't allowed openly any moreSure it is, depending on who you're racist towards.
Films about misanthropes?
>>142735312>2003>not invading iraq
>>142735229>>142735276Had to spend months getting lambasted by "leftist" peers for saying I refused to vote for Biden on principle. I have been vindicated with every single cabinet pick. He chose a fucking Gusano to be head of DHS.>>142735323He's not in the cabinet but he's advising on foreign policy
>>142735303Your dick is just a cybernetic implant you marxist agenda pushing untermenchen! If only papa Adolf the one balled wonder was here to witness your d-degeneracy!
>>142735254You will never be a woman.
>>142735323I asserted nothing. I was asking a question, fucko.
Had there ever been a good Garfield film?
I really wish I wasn’t circumcised
>>142734862The 2004 and 2006 ones were kino
>>142735274Y'know, I can undo that circumsion for you.
>>142735352Can u dm me
>>142735352do you just suck it so hard the skin stretches back to normal or something?
grogu
>>142727382SNEEDThanks father
>>142727382sneed
>>142733704This.
>>142727382SNEED
> The 2020 version of Animaniacs, conversely, speaks to everyone like they're stupid idiots, and that the 2020 version of Animaniacs is the only bastion of intelligence in a stupid, idiotic world — that is, when it's not calling itself a stupid idiot for daring to dream of recapturing its '90s magic. >This shift in POV is not only needlessly mean-spirited and cynical, but represents a fundamental misunderstanding of the original series' comedy math.> about halfway through the newly recorded theme song, we get a lyric about how this new version is "gender-balanced," has "neutral pronouns" (with a corresponding visual of the Warners on a bathroom), and is "ethnically diverse." This, to me, was the beginning of the end, and as Animaniacs kept commenting on itself, its past, and its need to destroy our weak-ass PC culture, my frown kept frown, frown, frowning. >Put it another way: The new Animaniacs never stops mansplaining, even if a new lyric claims it doesn't.https://collider.com/animaniacs-hulu-reboot-review/
He missed the joke of "gender balanced" where it's showing Dot elevated on the scales above both Yakko and Wakko. You've been played, Greg.
>>142735310Thank you for bumping my marketing thread, everyone is out to get you and you’re the center of the world, everything is 100% about you and only you matter. Dumb nigger
>>142735235Saging because I legitimately want this without the embarrassment of suicide
>>142735171Nigga, it's for kids.
>>142735310encouraging suicide either off the computer or on the computer can be a punishable office, I suggest contacting a lawyer
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M ADDICTED TO STIMULI AND CAN'T GO A SECOND WHILE BEING IN COMPLETE SILENCE??WHAT?? NOOOOOO THIS IS AWESOME I LOVE LOUD NOISES INSIDE MY EAR 16 HOURS A DAY I LOVE PODCASTS I LOVE MUSIC
>wow! i wish i could've stolen that guy's pizzas!
No webm threadBetter fix that
That Barrel Is Without Honor editionprevious: >>142711646
>>142735132A Cornwall prequel series would unironically be bigger than The Memealorian.
>>142735079And then this episode everyone on planet neenaw was like “gee well fuck that whole thing”.
>>142735249
It had some issues, but I honestly really enjoyed season 1 Discovery. I wish they hadn't done the mirror universe stunt though, and just played Lorca straight. There was nothing overtly evil about him before that episode, he was just a hard nosed guy trying to win a war. But I really enjoyed the aesthetic and the setting, and I've kind of sad that they've left that all behind now, in favor of dangling nacelles and shit like that. It feels like an over correction to placate people too stupid to understand that standards for make up and costume/set design can't stay stuck in the 60s
>>142735074All of the season-long NuTrek plot arcs are dull and drawn out. Every episodes ends with a mystery box cliffhanger that drags you from on episode to the next. And then the whole season wraps up in an unsatisfying bullshit conclusion that just makes you regret watching. They use mystery boxes to con you the way Barnum's Museum used 'This Way to the Egress' signs.
