You're given $200mil to produce a Band of Brothers or the Pacific style series to tell the story of Rhodesia. How do you handle it?
By getting the descendants of Rhodesia, outfitting them, then film on location to 'reenact' and take the country over from the corrupt fuctards who've run it into the ground.
BoB & Pacific are kind of happy early, then melancholy throughout and end happyThis needs to be flipped for RhodesiaIt needs to start off bright and hopeful, declaring independence, easily outmatching and slotting floppies by the thousands, the glory daysThen the melancholy seeps in as the international community pariahs them, the communists fight harder and harder, resources get stretched and they get abandoned by all to their doomHave it follow a band of Selous Scouts maybe
>>192659278pocket half the money, deliver a shitty film & then fuck off to some tropical island
Adapt this. There's a mission where they go in blackface across the border to assassinate Robert Mugabe, but it fails.
>older dad character and daughter of a murder victim go out to investigate spooky happenings>almost right away they bang and can't keep hands off each other like a loving couple all movieWhy didn't /tv/ tell me this was based?
>>192658961>ThankfullyIt wouldn't affect you either way.
>>192659074And thank god for thatPseudopedoism(age gaps) is just as evil as the real kind
>>192658893DING DONK DING 336 DAYS UNTIL THE BIG GIVE AWAY
>>192658696Baaaaaaaaaased!
>>192659011>>192658672Why are femzoomers such slaves to millenial cock?
It was alright. The definition of an alright movie. Not as woke compared to the other two. The story is probably not as well suited for a feature film compared to the two previous, most famous Christie stories, so it kinda feels disappointing by the end.
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>>192654419Holy fuck can Briton not put on a nigger in literally every show for once
>>192660549specifically raceswapping every protagonist of everything with a very ugly nigger
>>192653683They keep trying to make these poirot movies a thing but they kinda suck
>>192653957Sneed at Chucks by sucking and fucking.
UNSCHEDULED OFF WORLD ACTIVATION!
>>192656657>this guy was made king in this medieval peasant worldHe's the most based character alive.
>>192660407shame it's great
>>192650243Replicators fully under my command.
>>192660407Unfortunately the show runners couldn't either.
>>192650243>If you could have one SG technology for your personal use, which would it be?My daughterwife Reese. She did nothing wrong.
>ANONTONY SAGE THE THREAD!
>>192648086I have no idea why anyone would watch after Caeser's assassination. Peak both IRL and in the show. ESPECIALLY considering how retarded and shit it got with them suddenly condensing like 20 years worth of events into some crazy time dilation frenzy that doesn't make any sense if you know anything at all about the real roman timeline of events.They speed ran Caeser's rise and fall. That's the whole good part. Octavian a shit. There still hasn't been a well made show cataloging Caeser's rise from Pontifex Maximus/Gaellic campaigns forward. That's where the real interesting shit is
>>192650153Likes both Octavians, but the first is a bit better
>>192660587Purefoy carried the second season
>>192659534They wanted the Sopranos audienceProbably would have worked better if they weren't' forced to rush it. Could have had some more TRVE kino where Vorenus helps Anthony secure his power in Rome before they eventually have to go to Egpyt
>>192660587Because I like Roman kino and I don't need everything to be 100% perfect and accurate to enjoy it like a turbo autist dumbshit
What would you have done with this many copies of yourself?
Build a baskin robbins in every state and a grow a huge trust fund band
>>192660702Nothing
>>192660702Orgy
>>192660702Honestly? I'd probably try to eat my own butt. When else are you going to get the chance?
>>192660702It'd probably devolve into a mass rape/genocide amongst versions of myself
>Coworker is a real TV buff
>>192659974Kek
>>192659818>>192659844>>192659849This is the fate of all early gen xers. The I'm never going to get married or have an office job . Working at a fucking grocery store in your late 50's trying to act cool.I enjoy watching people like this in real time
>>192660085Worth it?
>>192660021zoomers were raised on the internet and lack empathy
>>192659667whenever someone tries to show me a video on their phone i want to kill myself. i know that i won't like it, i know that i'll have to stand there and pretend to be interested for the 3 agonizing minutes of the video, and then i know i'l have to pretend i don't want to kill myself when it's over and they laugh or whatever the appropriate normie response to whatever godawful media they just showed me is. it's honestly just fucking rude, like no i do not want to focus my attention on whatever dumbass thing you just decided to shove in my face and force me to watch.
Jimmy Savile: >Because we live in a very funny world. And it's easier for me, as a single man, to say "I don't like children" because that puts a lot of salacious tabloid people off the hunt.Louis Theroux: >Are you basically saying that so tabloids don't, you know, pursue this whole 'Is he/isn't he a paedophile?' line, basically?Jimmy Savile:>Yes, yes, yes. Oh, aye. How do they know whether I am or not? How does anybody know whether I am? Nobody knows whether I am or not. I know I'm not, so I can tell you from experience that the easy way of doing it when they're saying "Oh, you have all them children on Jim'll Fix It", say "Yeah, I hate 'em."Louis Theroux: >Yeah. To me that sounds more, sort of, suspicious in a way though, because it seems so implausible.Jimmy Savile: >Well, that's my policy, that's the way it goes. That's what I do. And it's worked a dream.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>192659508It's their elite, aka germanic cultists that control the world.
He was apparently visting hospitals and molesting kids, on account of apparent necrophilia that seems somewhat legit.
The BBC protected this man for decadesThen threw him under the bus after he died, to divert from all the othersNothing to see here citizen
>>192654216People being purposefully vague about what they're into when questioned is always going to be a "yes" answer. They don't want to admit to it, but they're also too full of guilt to say no outright.
>>192654216Provide proof for Jimmy Saville being a peadophile that isn't just anecdotal evidence.
>character named max>gets called maximilian during serious moments
>>192660436>Is poor because his dad is a department store photograpgerWhat did they mean by this?
They live and they learnWhat else you want from character development?
I want to give him loving foot massages.
One of the most soulful films ever
Look papa, I'm serious actress now!
>>192660641It's probably like banging a sterilite tote full of grocery bags.
>>192660314Ethiopian.
>>192659553Yea her stalkers are mostly closeted-bisexual porn-brained nonwhites that have autogynephilia for white girls.>>192660338AGP really is just the waiting room for pedophilia, when are you guys gonna stop stalling?
>>192660682>repress your daughter's sexuality she'll end up bein Miley CyrusMiley was cute in like 2008, she turned into a massive whore
>>192659529is this blacked.com?
>Lizardfags on SUICIDE WATCH>IT'S kong's story yet again>Zilla is a punching bag for the new threat>Movie is literally about monke dominionOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>192660393iirc insiders claim that this was originally going to be a solo Kong movie since the Apple+ series is Godzilla focused, but they slightly reworked the script to include Godzilla in it after they realized Godzilla is such an audience draw.
>>192660775>no one gives a fuck Godzilla unless he's the bad guyIf minus one had him fighting some giant armadillo or some shit no one would give a fuck
It sort of amused me that King Kong is America's big monster character but they still really want to push Godzilla as much stronger instead in every way. Wouldn't it make sense for Kong to beat Godzilla in America, and for Godzilla to beat Kong in Japan?
>>192660781Lmao are you retarded? I was always a sequel to the GvK movie which was successful even during covid. They talked about it the minute first movie came out and did well.Chris you lizardfags are embarrassing and desperate
>>192660814I would.
who the hell are tyler Perry & jerry Seinfield?
>>192660695Tyler Perry made a fortune making low-brow comedies for American blacks and Seinfeld had one of the largest TV shows in history and made a fortune by Jewing his costars out of any residuals
>>192660695Tyler Perry didn't get rich by being an actor though, he owns and rents a bunch of studios or some shit.
>>192660695Clooney feels like such a fraud here, made all his money through coffee commercials and selling his tequilla. He never felt like a real movie star
>>192660695How does fucking Jerry Seinfiled worth $1Billion!? He has had one fucking hit show!
DISNEYBROS MAKE IT STOP
>>192660502>They were slowly but surely infiltrated by anti traditionalist leftistsYep. Same with the institutions. The UK civil service is infested with them.
The people who are left on Xitter are truth social fags.
>>192660673Trump using it as a soapbox was probably a big factor.
Got Disney+ to use up some Tesco Clubcard points. It really isn't worth paying for, at best its what I've done really, 3 months at a cheap or free rate and maybe come back in a couple of years for another few months of free or heavily discounted.I have no idea what this thread about, American politics of some sort I assume.
>>192660565Define far right
Always felt this was the superior franchise...
>>192658944Holy shit dude FUCK Angela anaconda I fucking hated that show so much. Who the FUCK gave that the green light?
>>192657396Pokemon has the better games obviously, better mangas as well, but movies and regular anime series Digimon is the best.
>>192659731I hate this place
>makes you feel funny
>>192660532counterpoint: Digimon World (1)it's literally the perfect game for a certain kind of autist who's much more likeable than hardcore Pokemon autists
Statistically speaking, you had a discussion on /tv/ with a real girl at least once
>>192660750>>192660715I meant yaoi. The one with faggots assfucking. These jap terms are garbage
>>192660756imagine the smell
>>192660757And /an/, /tv/, and even /soc/.
>>192660817>/tv/Holy cope
>>192660715>Implying /u/ isn't frequented by 99% horny dudes like most other porn boardskek
