Why isn’t his show as popular as kitchen nightmares?
>>145471823Used to watch this with my ex
>>145472031Trump proved you can actually fail at Casinos, an establishment where people literally give you money with barely any expectation of getting any back.
>>145472136obsessed
>>145472031In the show employees often drink away any profits or constantly over pour/give away free drinks
>>145472136>thread about bars>brings up casinos and Trump out of fucking nowhereAmericans
What are some good magic movies?
>>145471968A daring synthesis
>>145471628Yes this webm can't get bored
>>145471628crafthoudinimad magicianoz the great and pwrflconstantinecruciblelord of illusionsprince of darknessfracturefrailty
>>145471628>yfw you will never be a rider or provider
Why doesn't the sequel trilogy have something like this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NH5y7WW0UYE
>a child is found murdered in a small town>the town's myriad secrets are slowly revealed as the investigation progressesCan I please please never see this again please for fuck's sake
>>145471813The Third Day was a recent one but i highly recommend no one watch it. Its a bad wickerman for thr first half and black queen slay second half, just awful even my mom hated it
>>145471452dom was based
>>145471708>Broadchurch>hottest actress gets instantly blackedthanks again BBC!
>>145472060There's a magic of sorts out here. You go on a drive or walk or bike ride and realize that you're the closest thing to the sky for miles and miles around. Being able to look around 360 degrees and not see any other signs of habitation is neat in a way.
>>145472077Demonization of anyone not dependent on globo homo.
RIP
Ah, the racist and classsist has a disease that the wealthy said people had to die from so they could richer. Fuck him
method acting at its finest, a simulation of the FOXDIE virus for his upcoming role as the DARPA chief in Carlos Pedros' Metal Geae Solid, i won't be surprised in the slightest if he fakes his death for the movie
>>145470942seems to be kind of a gamble how your body will react to it, but yeah he could probably even get that experimental blood transfusion shit that trump got.
>>145470030Probably a good thing considering most of his show would have been him crying about not getting any money from The Chappelle Show
>>145470077this place is not for you
ITT: Fucking hilarious comedians.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUcKLxZVQro
>>145472012his material until he got on Brooker's weekly wipes is solid
>>145463566>yeah we all remember how much great stand-up there was in Nazi Germany.name a single funny ashkeNAZI anywhere. i'll wait.
I completely forgot about Tough CrowdThere is a ton of episodes on youtube and it is consistently fucking hilarious and puts to shame any boring fucking banter that we get on modern podcasts. It regularly features based Patrice O'Neal, Nick DiPaolo, Dave Attelle and a ton of other greats. Even appearances by some old Daily Show regulars are funny. I miss this shit, apparently it was too un-PC, even for early 2000 Comedy Central. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5MYg7Y5WQY
>>145466727why are non american english speaking comics so fucking bad, kill these people.
>>145463389Dave Attel is underrated as fuck. Too bad his standup material would be problematic now.
roll for the kino you watch this weekend
>>145470776gimme
roll>>145470776
>>145470776
>>145470776roll
>>145470776stupid roll game
ITT: Kinos that changed your life for the better
Still don't understand why his wife "forgave" him when she was the one who cheating? Shouldn't she be the one asking for forgiveness?
>>145470962because your body is rejecting the poison, this is how it works with most vice, you have to keep going to tell your body to shut up
>>145471779He was basically an empty shell for years not doing anything. This includes not seeing to her needs or having sex with her and just kind of wasting her life away keeping her prison in the relationship due to the children.
>>145471779women can do no wrong and it is the mans responsibility to entertain them 24/7
>>145471287overrated unless you are surrounded by close friends
if you pay for this you're a cuck
>>145471273i have a place.it sub, a mega sub, and nintendo switch online sub. i don't care about the fee. the mere fact that netflix promotes trash is why i don't have it. plus I can just pirate whatever I want so why do I even need it? I don't?
>>145471975>plus I can just pirate whatever I want so why do I even need it? I don't?but how are you going to smash poon without netflix and chill?
>>145470984Jokes on you, i get to be a cuck for free
>>145471162then youre a black cuck i guess
>why yes? I eat the pozzbugs and pay 50 shekels a month to watch Netflix™ latest white privilege checking, open border advocating, anti Trump-esque, written by Seth Rogan, wf/bm interracial protagonist, bone chilling flavour of the month Goldstein Production© propaganda. How could you tell?
>I just don't get the happy-go-lucky midgets. Tolkien doesn't resonate with me. Personally, I'd rather read about a maid of two and ten getting trained for whoring by severe whippings that really urge her to give her all when she gets fucked by the dogs. That's real. That's what Middle Ages were like.I mean, guy has a point.
>>145471292>GOT is better because the characters take shits
>>145471485Unironically yes. That's also why Pulp Fiction won the Golden Palm at Cannes.
>>145470865He looks like that fat fedora guy
What I most about the fat man is that he can’t just admit he heard some edgy stories as a tourist Even the Dothraki are nothing like IRL steppe tribes
>>145471912>implying he has actually travelled and talked to people
>the best character in a show is the one you're supposed to hateAny other examples?
CALLING ALL PATRIOTS:Donald J. Trump is STILL PRESIDENT.HOW?The plan was enacted over the weekend... Only you never saw it.Biden, his cabinet, and tons of both Dem and Republican senators and other officials were arrested. Proof of their vast crimes was shown. They were court martialed and found guilty. However, it was decided this was too much for the American people to accept. Overturning the election and showing the crimes of these politicians could lead to Civil War.So an agreement was reached: Biden and other deep state elements wI'll be allowed to move freely and serve their terms. President Trump would "concede" and leave office. But this is all for appearances. Behind the scenes, Donald J. Trump is still President.Th1s plan, known as Shadowprez, was seen as a last resort. But it worked. Anything that happens in the next 4 years is actually President Trumps doing.#MAGA #WWG1WGAComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>145471653>star wars nu and real one>legend of korra>the dark knight rises>the dark knight>law abiding citizen
>>145471694GUL DUKAT DID NOTHING WRONG!
neuroswedechads unite
>>145471964DANSKJÄVLAR!
>Jehova Witnesses tried to take away muh movies!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHdRPXlIqK0>saw this movie in theatre with my mom when i was 8No Chris. The Jehova Witnesses didnt try to take away your kino. They were trying to stop you from growing up to be a pansexual camwhore
>>145461645tell that to zodd's snapped neck
>>145471676I will, but for now I must stay inside as THE RAIN ASSAULTS THE GROUND.
>>145470501>is literally on the fringe of the ground>the black guy in the white shirt right neck to him is recoiling slightlyI have to love how he posted this shit of his own voilition but was too stupid/autistic to realise how funny and cringe it is
>>145461693Gonna report him for constantly jerking off to Chris-chan. Fucker needs to be disfellowshipped forever, for being a jerker, a faggot and a pedo.
>>145464341Ashens made a decent movie, but then again, he doesn't review movies. Just looks like Simon Pegg's alcoholic younger brother.
I'd like me, uh, a thick Kansas City steak and, uh, some country fried potatoes and, uh, a mess of greens. Edition.Previous: >>145452797
>>145471202I'm pretty sure that most Trekkies were also bronies back in early 2010s.
>>145469761IS THIS FUCKING REALHOLY SHIT
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>>145472207kek
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Zug zug.
>>145471852yeah bro just spend your time consuming the same story rehashed over and over dont question it just consume
>>145472085Behold, the pit of despair:Wow is still the most profitable and largest subscription based mmo. The last expansion, shadowlands, even got subs back to over 5 million in the west for a month. Since wow was so defining for the industry, nobody even knows how to make an MMO that is not like wow. Everyone that went after Kotick's lunch money failed miserably.
>>145472050I need naughty night elf ladies
>>145472101im telling you go to live the story of your life instead of staring at pixels all day
>>145472141>defined the industryNoThat honor goes to Ultima, Asheron's Call, and EverquestPeople who genuinely enjoy WoW seem braindead to me
ITT: It's 2012
>>145452801>>145460467He doesn't need to hear that right now cunts
>>145452056>>145452102What happened? Did orange man kill him?
>>145454661Be less cringe and do more drugs
>>145471856From context I guess he got killed in Aurora shooting
>>145456289>NOOOOOOOOO STOP BULLYING BILLIONAIRE! WHOLESOME ELON CHUNUS IS MY EPIC FRIEND
