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Apple announcing their Netflix killer

https://www.apple.com/apple-events/livestream/
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>>111919204
Journalists, probably
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Apple invented 100+ countries. How can other companies even compete?
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seems comfy desu
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>>111919204
Its unironically the "journalists" sent to review the products.
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I can't live without all my shows in all my screens guys.

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How can roasties over the age of 13 compete with this?
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POST MOAR
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>>111919104
>Getting morals from a muslim continent
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she looks way younger in other pictures. gross. MODS
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>>111919125
It's almost as if it's instinctual to want breeding age women in their prime.
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>>111919178
>requesting child pornography

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>/tv/ will defend this unironically
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>>111916680
fine movie but dragged to death by edgy /pol/ gang
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>>111916680
I don't know what this is but I really want to watch it now. it looks fucking hilarious
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>>111917498
Is this a far-right film?
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>>111916680
post kino movie name
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>>111918996
Dragged Through Concrete

Do you feel you relate to her? Would you be capable of doing what she did? I think I would
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>>111912884
Not sure what you're on about, but that was clearly her agenda. She didn't appreciate how ridiculous and impractical her ideas were and thought if she could put enough pressure on the engineers working for her they would figure out some clever way of making her imaginary retardation a reality.
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>>111906907
If she goes to prison then I will send her letters.
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>>111907317
(you)
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>>111917045
Stupid commie, by outlawing the concept ownership itself you are making us no different from fucking animals who fight and die over territory everyday in the jungle. If I can't own anything , why the MOTHER FUCK should a fucking GUBERNMENT OWN IT FOR ME ??? so they can push whatever SCHEME AND AGENDA they want and put me in a Gulag ??? Das Kapital , BEYOTCH.

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DAAAMMM
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So how are the going to address the fact that Thanos is right, just going about it in the wrong way? How will the avengers end overpopulation and over consumption across the universe without killing anyone?
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So now that Disney's acquisition of Fox is final, a Deadpool cameo is pretty much guaranteed right. Working in any other X-Men might be a stretch but I have trouble believing they'd pass up the opportunity for that many hashtags and Youtube reaction videos.
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>>111919038
He killed trillions...
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>>111919085
Honestly xmen might not be that much of stretch, this is gonna be a time travel sorta multiple timeline flick right? It would not be difficult to write in the timelines merging so that theyre now in the same universe
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>>111918871
epic

itt: we post only pure, unadulterated kino

bonus points if it was critically panned

ill start
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The most pure kino known to man is this movie.
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>>111918907
Baldwin Ryan > Ford Ryan
inb4 Affleck Ryan contrarians
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>>111918571
>fart noises soundtrack
>the plane can detect missiles before they fire.???
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>>111918767
Anon I came here to post the Kinomaker. You've forced me to go with my second choice
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>>111917913
Perfect movie. Great choice.

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Why was he such a jerk?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q45Uok9aTrs
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What race was Skeeter?

honk honk
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>>111914748
He was a rebel without a cause.
The creator was an asshurt incel.
Also nematodes.
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>>111915613
whispers 'Judy' was always the best girl.
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THA BEEEEEEEEEEEEETS

Guys I’m on the set of a tv show right now, what do I say to the director to get a career?
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>>111918662
Ask him what catering companies he recommends for your cousin's bar mitzvah
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>>111918846
stop projecting you moron youre so wrong holy shit
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>>111918885
then explain
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Tell him you're jewish. Guaranteed your own movie
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>Say "I bet we know someone in common"
>"Ben"
>"Michael"
>"David"
>"Isaac"
>"Shlomo"
...until BINGO

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Let's face it, the Matrix is too problematic for the current year.
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>>111918123
Kill yourself
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>>111919092
do dialate tranny
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>>111919019
Nice projection faggot. I didn't complain when watching Blade or Men in Black.

Yet trannies like you moan when the hero is a white male.
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>>111918940
Was there an offscreen moment where Rey had gigs worth of experience and data forcibly shoved into her mind, giving her a near instantaneous expertise in hand to hand combat?
I don't even know why you thought you had a point with that post.
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>>111919019
Horseshit you leftist faggot

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>>111918701
This. If I'm average, should I not be able to get an average looking girl?
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>>111917622
He wasn't that tall (5'9") and had a weak jaw, which is maybe hard to see from the front.
Plus he was in one of the most hypergamous places in the world.
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>>111916017
Absolutely.

>>111917693
This. I didn't read his manifesto or whatever but if we could all be a fly on the wall for the last 6 months of his life, we'd probably see the Tyler Durden variant of a pick up artist fail to get laid.

>>111917753
This as well.

>>111917777
Develop a decent personality and date an asexual. An asexeual won't give a fuck what's going on down there and you can eventually convince them to start doing sexual stuff later on in the relationship. They're obviously not going to like it and would only be doing it out of love, but that's better than dating someone who craves dick and wouldn't be satisfied. What I'm saying is either way nobody is going to want your dick so pick someone who loves you for the rest of you instead.
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>>111917334
nah only if it has a storyline but occasionally he sees a couple and throws his coffee at him, them chasing him and him getting away and that leads to the next scene.
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>>111918836
Yes and no...you are what the market says you are. If you can't land an average girl, maybe you're not average yourself.
Also, you do actually try right? You don't sit back like a sperg and expect girls to just flock to you for existing like Elliot did right?
He could've gotten a girl if he tried, he just never actually did.

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>During a live Q&A with fans after a screening of Batman v Superman, Snyder was asked very bluntly by a fan, "What the hell happened?" And the director was surprisingly candid about the changes he had to make to Justice League because of studio interference.
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>>111918590
Funny. I feeel the same way about critics who froth at the mouth to shit on his work just because Sucker Punch exists.
After that film was released everyone disowned Snyder even though he was highly praised director before then.
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>>111904995
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>>111906092
You should rewatch the original Avengers, it wasnt good to beginn with but aged horrendous
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>>111905405
You know. I've always loved how Bruce Wayne just shows up to these people and says "Hello, I'm Batman" What would he do if one of them said no and joined Lex instead. Oh nevermind. Lex already knows their identities too.

Zack was fucking retarded
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>>111904988
Holy shit

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What am i in for guys?
I have already seen Stalker and Solaris, how does this Tarkovsky compares?
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An unintelligible mess

Srsly, lmk what you get out of this shit if you can finish it

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I watched a bunch of his videos for the last 3 hours. the incels, jordan peterson, alt-right, capitalism, and the west videos were kino and actually made me change my views on some things and made me realize I was stupid. Thank you for actually recommending something good /tv/
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what a hideous creature
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>>111919096
no one does. you have to a literal idiot to think they do.
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>>111919194
Soullet
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>>111919120
I would. She used to be manly looking in her older pics but in her current state she's prettier most bio women.
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>>111918697
>long midface
>shit broken twisted huge nose
>angular man jaw and chin
>huge male forehead that's prominent as fuck
>shit tier voice that doesn't even put an ounce of effort into sounding female
>man wide shoulders

If you can't pass, don't fucking bother trying to transition.

Zach's official now on my shit list bros.

On. my. shit. list.

What a serious dick.
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>>111918792
>reeee batman cant kill
never seen a more pathetic reason to hate a director
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>>111918792
kys soiboy
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>Capeshit
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>trying to tell manchildren to grow up
Lost cause desu
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He's sort of right. Realistically, the things Batman does and the lengths he's willing to go to would cause casualties. It's one of the bigger cons against the character these days, because this is a guy who outright brutalizes criminals to horrifying degrees but the narrative goes out of its way to clarify that they're not dead. That's retarded writing. Batman in the Tim Burton movies killed criminals but I don't think anyone is arguing that version is less valid than any other version of the character.
The problem is, Snyder's a shit director with a 16 year old edgelord's mindset who can't write Batman either.

What’s the worst movie you’ve seen? For me it’s Contagion (2011)
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>>111918856
Rusk00 on reddit
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>>111918977
Checked and thanks
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>>111918696
Level 1 Gunt.
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>>111918696
im disgusted by that stomach but the giant tits are calling to me
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