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why don't other races lived like Hobbits? they seem like the happiest race
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>>142850357
>They are happiest when they plant and grow. They don't need to take. They indulge in simple pleasures and they help each other out when they need it. They don't want dominion over other races or each other. There were no hobbit kings, the nobility as it was was a bit more wine and a nicer house. They would never build a castle, but most were happy for their part. To live long and healthy lives, and die with adoring family is their way.
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>>142853137
Based hobbits trying to keep the queers out....
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>>142850364
Why is that incel protecting another man's child? What a gamer!

Bottom text
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>>142853843
“Bag End’s a queer place and it’s folk are queerer”
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>>142853571
this is hilarious because you can pull up archives from /int/ and /pol/ from 2014 were Euros on both boards were all "we can take on so many refugees and still be successful, Americans are just racist blah blah blah"
but now its we who caused it kek
fucking euros, I hope you fuckers get exterminated and bred out, have fun going up to 2050 with the great African flood

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>>142853748
Wasn't Ben already a teenager when Luke fucked off after he attacked the temple? Regardless. They keep the alien titty milk scene but cut Luke getting genuinely emotional from learning about Han's death. Should explain enough of their motives.
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>>142840502
Not canon.
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>>142844437
>>WTF how can we be losing money
They haven't even seen their 4 billion from buying it from Lucas back.
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Why does this bother autists so much?
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>>142840502
That's not even the worst scene from that dumpster fire

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>American """""humor"""""
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>>142852858
But none of this is funny though?
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>>142852965
Value of art comes from its rarity. Give me another example of 'slapstick-satire'
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>>142853028
>Value of art comes from its rarity.
Value in art comes from its aesthetic brilliance which MXC lacks, mostly through its "satire" being completely dull and unpointed. Unless you're a Saatchi kike and you're talking about monetary value.
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>>142853341
How "funny" works?
While there are many genres of humor, the common denominator is the amusement from violation conventions.

Edgy comedy - you violate moral norms
Cringe comedy - social behavior
Slapstick - one's dignity

Another factor is rare exclusive relativity. 'inside jokes' work that way. why is 'sneedposting' funny? Cause it reminds you a specific lesser known subculture.

Give me a piece of work you think is funny. No judgement, im just curious
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OP got eliminated

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for me it's Dead mans chest
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>>142852502
>ywn know what it tastes like
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>>142852762
>post wall
What
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remember how they killed kraken offscree?
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>>142852502
For me, it's Delicious Flat Chest
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I wanna fuck Keira Knightley so bad bros.

>STAY THE FUCK HOME
>TRUST THE EXPERTS
>WE ARE FIGHTING A WAR
>FLATTEN THE CURVE
>PROTECT THE ELDERLY
>WEAR THE MASK
>MAINTAIN SOCIAL DISTANCING
>GIVE YOUR DETAILS FOR TRACK AND TRACE
>WASH YOUR HANDS FOR 20 SECONDS WHILE SINGING TO YOURSELF
>TAKE THE VACCINE
>CLAP FOR THE NHS
>EAT THE BUGS
>IGNORE SMALL BUSINESSES
>PROTEST IN DEFENCE OF REPEATEDLY CONVICTED CRIMINALS
>LIVE AND WORK IN A SEALED POD
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>YOU WILL REMAIN IN LOCKDOWN FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
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>YOU WILL WORSHIP THE DEAD JEW
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>YOU HAVE TO CRASH YOUR COUNTRIES ECONOMY, EAT THE BUG, BE UNEMPLOYED FOR YEARS, SO MY GRIMMY DOESN'T CATCH THE 96% SURVIVAL RATE FOR 80 YEAR OLD FLU, SHE IS GONNA LIVE FOREVER
>huh what's that, cancer, heart disease and lower respiratory inefection kills 100 times as many people in a year, we can't just go regulating things.
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You guys need therapy. You can now respond to this with a basedjak of your choice
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>You guys need therapy

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>It's not impossible. I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They're not much bigger than two meters.
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>>142853807
But I was was going to Toshi Station to pick up some power converters >:(
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>>142853807
Why'd he sand bag him?
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with the amount of time star wars has spent on tatooine it's weird we've never seen a t-16 in action
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>>142853925
I thought that was his speeder.

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>cooking show
>they don't show how to prepare and eat bugs
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>>142850793
My leftist sister loves him. She thinks he should be enslaved as an edgy jester for the masses
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>>142853650
>pink
valid criticism, some people dont want to eat prague powder nr1
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>>142853650
>i had a guy complaining the pork in his sausage roll was pink
your place is probably dingy looking with teenage waiters and he doesn't trust that the kitchen is clean enough to handle anything not well done. Its fair just cook the steak well done your not cooking for you
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>>142847149

we love his sister's giant tits
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>>142853708
It was good quality meat killed and butchered about 15 miles away, good quality fresh pork is pink when cooked it only goes grey when it's been left in heat for too long or is shit quality

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Thread for the intellectual discussion of classic and arthouse cinema.

/film/ Literature - https://mega.nz/folder/KvgWTKjQ#rGWJZs0ihnviBKDM9yxwJw
/film/ Charts - https://mega.nz/folder/g2gBzCpY#-z-2TvXS-CvoKE_VTLR0qw

Previous thread: >>142810307
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>>142853498
i love greenaway but this is so committed to the format it's parodying, it's beyond dry
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>>142853555
Yes
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>>142852028
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>>142853565
Thank you!

>>142853454
Theoretical physics.
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>>142853697
>Theoretical physics.
That's really cool. Have you seen Iluminacja? If not it's very appropriate.
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>>142853697
Impressive, anon. Good luck!

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>Just bury me in the ocean, with my ancestors that jumped from the ships, cause they knew death...was better than bondage

Powerful ..
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>>142846467
Galaxy Brain ngubu
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>>142846649
Yes
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>>142851083
>>142851126
He died of ass-cancer, you mongs
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>>142853922
i guess wakanda still needs doctors without borders
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>>142853922
aids covid and ass cancer
it was too much even for african american panther

do americans really?
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>>142853646
Im sorry you feel that way. The truth is going to fuck your ass pretty hard. I hope that you are one of those faggots thats into that kind of shit.
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>>142852723
>Hell I have even taken a wee when she was siting on the toilet between her spread legs
lol I've asked my wife to do this numerous times but she never lets me
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>>142853837
what the fuck are you even talking about?
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My peed on my leg when we showered together.
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>>142853929
my ex*

Self-insert edition.
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As you enter the room with the turnstile, an inverted version of you is laying down on the bed naked. His dick is flaccid and he has a satisfied expression on his face. Your mouth gets a little watery with a distinct smell that seems to start to originate from your face. As you approach the bed, you notice a small pile of inverted cum on the bed. You know instantly what you have to do. You lean over to the cum and open your mouth. The cum flows upwards into your mouth and gets stuck everywhere between your gums and all around your tongue. As you move your tongue around, the cum gets less and less watery. You look at your inverted self. His dick is getting harder and harder. It is covered in fluids. You lean in and his dick jumps up as you catch it with your mouth without touching it with your hands. It is now rock solid and pulsating. You feel the cum leaving your mouth going inside his dick. You hear his reverse grunts of pleasure. Then suddenly he grabs you by your head and pushes down. Startled you feel last drops of cum leave your mouth. You realize this is the moment of climax for him so you start using your tongue as much as you can while he has his hands on your head and his dick in your mouth. After a few moments the strength of his grip on the back of your head loosens and you start moving up and down. As you suck his inverted dick, it feels surprisingly normal. The only strange thing you notice is the sensation of his precum disappearing from your mouth as it unmixes from your saliva. You start using your hands in combination with your mouth to help you keep his dick stable. After a while you start to feel his dick getting less and less hard. You decide to stop using your mouth and switch to hands only, but doing that seems to deflate him even further. He then stands up, pushes you away, walks backwards to the pile of clothes in the room and puts them on in reverse. You both then enter the turnstile at the same time. You are now him. It is your turn.
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>>142850384
Nolan is a russian in his soil, he obviously made a movie which is easier for his fellow russians like you.
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>>142852695
anywhere in europe is smarter than the average american, even the bongs
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My biggest gripe with this movie is Sator's plan. If he's communicating with groups in the future, doesn't that literally imply that his world ending plan would never work?
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>>142853610
from the perspective of the good guys yes, from the perspective of sator and the future people no, and I mean 'perspective' in the sense of belief. I'm pretty sure a large part of the movie's themes is around the inherent subjectivity of conflict, though what it's trying to say *about* that I've yet to parse. a lot of Nolan's movies deal with themes about faith and reality so it's not extraordinary for this movie to be about that sort of thing too, and after all, it's called 'Tenet' and the title was meant to be an ambigram until that one rando bike company threw a bitchfit, so clearly Sator's point of view isn't supposed to be dismissed by the audience as easily as it is by JDW with his 'reee fuck the future of humanity, you're a traitor' bit.

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whats the most kino handgun?
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don't know about the most, but it's up there
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1911
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>>142853861
ahhhh the most kino thing of all, a gun that you can't get ammo for
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Big Iron

RIP Corky Corchoran, if only you really had carried 2 guns.

DURKA JER!!!!,!
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>>142853642
People don't want immigrants to influence elections, that's not really a plus
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>>142853314
>The right gives them tax cuts
Except that 80% of tax cuts went to the wealthy, and the 20% that didnt was more than offset by cuts to social programs.
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>>142853314
Trey and Matt are Libertarians though
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>>142853123
>bootyblasted over a cartoon
good lord
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>>142853808
It's not really the cartoon. It's the phenomena from the last decade where leftist have decided to attack the white working man. Even though the left is supposed to be the party of laborers.

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Neytiri is...

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Hey Come merry dol, derry dol and merry-o!
Goldberry, Goldberry, merry yellow berry-o!
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>>142851200
If Peter Jackson did three movies for each of the volumes of Lord of the Rings as was done or the Hobbit, Bombadil still wouldn't show up.

And that would be the right decision.
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>>142851221
I'm conflicted. He belongs in the story and his total omission is kind of a slap in the face to Tolkien plus it means no barrow-wights either. But at the same time the movies were barely long as fuck as there's not way the plebs would roll with Bombadil. He's the weirdest character by far and since he shows up near the beginning it'd be a tough opening for a trilogy that was supposed to have mass appeal.
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he became less interesting to me when i read about him on the lotr wiki
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>>142851200
I would have liked Bombadill in the movie.
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The Old Forest and The House of Tom Bombadil are the comfiest part of any book imo




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