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You're given $200mil to produce a Band of Brothers or the Pacific style series to tell the story of Rhodesia. How do you handle it?
By getting the descendants of Rhodesia, outfitting them, then film on location to 'reenact' and take the country over from the corrupt fuctards who've run it into the ground.
BoB & Pacific are kind of happy early, then melancholy throughout and end happy
This needs to be flipped for Rhodesia
It needs to start off bright and hopeful, declaring independence, easily outmatching and slotting floppies by the thousands, the glory days
Then the melancholy seeps in as the international community pariahs them, the communists fight harder and harder, resources get stretched and they get abandoned by all to their doom
Have it follow a band of Selous Scouts maybe
pocket half the money, deliver a shitty film & then fuck off to some tropical island
Adapt this. There's a mission where they go in blackface across the border to assassinate Robert Mugabe, but it fails.

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>older dad character and daughter of a murder victim go out to investigate spooky happenings
>almost right away they bang and can't keep hands off each other like a loving couple all movie
Why didn't /tv/ tell me this was based?
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It wouldn't affect you either way.
And thank god for that
Pseudopedoism(age gaps) is just as evil as the real kind
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Why are femzoomers such slaves to millenial cock?

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It was alright. The definition of an alright movie. Not as woke compared to the other two. The story is probably not as well suited for a feature film compared to the two previous, most famous Christie stories, so it kinda feels disappointing by the end.
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Holy fuck can Briton not put on a nigger in literally every show for once
specifically raceswapping every protagonist of everything with a very ugly nigger
They keep trying to make these poirot movies a thing but they kinda suck
Sneed at Chucks by sucking and fucking.

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>this guy was made king in this medieval peasant world
He's the most based character alive.
shame it's great
Replicators fully under my command.
Unfortunately the show runners couldn't either.
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>If you could have one SG technology for your personal use, which would it be?
My daughterwife Reese. She did nothing wrong.

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I have no idea why anyone would watch after Caeser's assassination. Peak both IRL and in the show. ESPECIALLY considering how retarded and shit it got with them suddenly condensing like 20 years worth of events into some crazy time dilation frenzy that doesn't make any sense if you know anything at all about the real roman timeline of events.

They speed ran Caeser's rise and fall. That's the whole good part. Octavian a shit. There still hasn't been a well made show cataloging Caeser's rise from Pontifex Maximus/Gaellic campaigns forward. That's where the real interesting shit is
Likes both Octavians, but the first is a bit better
Purefoy carried the second season
They wanted the Sopranos audience
Probably would have worked better if they weren't' forced to rush it. Could have had some more TRVE kino where Vorenus helps Anthony secure his power in Rome before they eventually have to go to Egpyt
Because I like Roman kino and I don't need everything to be 100% perfect and accurate to enjoy it like a turbo autist dumbshit

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What would you have done with this many copies of yourself?
Build a baskin robbins in every state and a grow a huge trust fund band
Honestly? I'd probably try to eat my own butt. When else are you going to get the chance?
It'd probably devolve into a mass rape/genocide amongst versions of myself

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>Coworker is a real TV buff
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This is the fate of all early gen xers. The I'm never going to get married or have an office job . Working at a fucking grocery store in your late 50's trying to act cool.I enjoy watching people like this in real time
Worth it?
zoomers were raised on the internet and lack empathy
whenever someone tries to show me a video on their phone i want to kill myself. i know that i won't like it, i know that i'll have to stand there and pretend to be interested for the 3 agonizing minutes of the video, and then i know i'l have to pretend i don't want to kill myself when it's over and they laugh or whatever the appropriate normie response to whatever godawful media they just showed me is. it's honestly just fucking rude, like no i do not want to focus my attention on whatever dumbass thing you just decided to shove in my face and force me to watch.

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Jimmy Savile:
>Because we live in a very funny world. And it's easier for me, as a single man, to say "I don't like children" because that puts a lot of salacious tabloid people off the hunt.

Louis Theroux:
>Are you basically saying that so tabloids don't, you know, pursue this whole 'Is he/isn't he a paedophile?' line, basically?

Jimmy Savile:
>Yes, yes, yes. Oh, aye. How do they know whether I am or not? How does anybody know whether I am? Nobody knows whether I am or not. I know I'm not, so I can tell you from experience that the easy way of doing it when they're saying "Oh, you have all them children on Jim'll Fix It", say "Yeah, I hate 'em."

Louis Theroux:
>Yeah. To me that sounds more, sort of, suspicious in a way though, because it seems so implausible.

Jimmy Savile:
>Well, that's my policy, that's the way it goes. That's what I do. And it's worked a dream.

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It's their elite, aka germanic cultists that control the world.
He was apparently visting hospitals and molesting kids, on account of apparent necrophilia that seems somewhat legit.
The BBC protected this man for decades
Then threw him under the bus after he died, to divert from all the others
Nothing to see here citizen
People being purposefully vague about what they're into when questioned is always going to be a "yes" answer. They don't want to admit to it, but they're also too full of guilt to say no outright.
Provide proof for Jimmy Saville being a peadophile that isn't just anecdotal evidence.

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>character named max
>gets called maximilian during serious moments
>Is poor because his dad is a department store photograpger
What did they mean by this?
They live and they learn

What else you want from character development?
I want to give him loving foot massages.
One of the most soulful films ever

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Look papa, I'm serious actress now!
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It's probably like banging a sterilite tote full of grocery bags.
Yea her stalkers are mostly closeted-bisexual porn-brained nonwhites that have autogynephilia for white girls.
AGP really is just the waiting room for pedophilia, when are you guys gonna stop stalling?
>repress your daughter's sexuality she'll end up bein Miley Cyrus
Miley was cute in like 2008, she turned into a massive whore
is this blacked.com?

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>Lizardfags on SUICIDE WATCH

>IT'S kong's story yet again
>Zilla is a punching bag for the new threat
>Movie is literally about monke dominion

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iirc insiders claim that this was originally going to be a solo Kong movie since the Apple+ series is Godzilla focused, but they slightly reworked the script to include Godzilla in it after they realized Godzilla is such an audience draw.
>no one gives a fuck Godzilla unless he's the bad guy
If minus one had him fighting some giant armadillo or some shit no one would give a fuck
It sort of amused me that King Kong is America's big monster character but they still really want to push Godzilla as much stronger instead in every way. Wouldn't it make sense for Kong to beat Godzilla in America, and for Godzilla to beat Kong in Japan?
Lmao are you retarded? I was always a sequel to the GvK movie which was successful even during covid. They talked about it the minute first movie came out and did well.

Chris you lizardfags are embarrassing and desperate
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I would.

who the hell are tyler Perry & jerry Seinfield?
Tyler Perry made a fortune making low-brow comedies for American blacks and Seinfeld had one of the largest TV shows in history and made a fortune by Jewing his costars out of any residuals
Tyler Perry didn't get rich by being an actor though, he owns and rents a bunch of studios or some shit.
Clooney feels like such a fraud here, made all his money through coffee commercials and selling his tequilla. He never felt like a real movie star
How does fucking Jerry Seinfiled worth $1Billion!? He has had one fucking hit show!

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>They were slowly but surely infiltrated by anti traditionalist leftists
Yep. Same with the institutions. The UK civil service is infested with them.
The people who are left on Xitter are truth social fags.
Trump using it as a soapbox was probably a big factor.
Got Disney+ to use up some Tesco Clubcard points. It really isn't worth paying for, at best its what I've done really, 3 months at a cheap or free rate and maybe come back in a couple of years for another few months of free or heavily discounted.

I have no idea what this thread about, American politics of some sort I assume.
Define far right

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Always felt this was the superior franchise...
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Holy shit dude FUCK Angela anaconda I fucking hated that show so much. Who the FUCK gave that the green light?
Pokemon has the better games obviously, better mangas as well, but movies and regular anime series Digimon is the best.
I hate this place
>makes you feel funny
counterpoint: Digimon World (1)
it's literally the perfect game for a certain kind of autist who's much more likeable than hardcore Pokemon autists

Statistically speaking, you had a discussion on /tv/ with a real girl at least once
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I meant yaoi. The one with faggots assfucking. These jap terms are garbage
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imagine the smell
And /an/, /tv/, and even /soc/.
Holy cope
>Implying /u/ isn't frequented by 99% horny dudes like most other porn boards

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