Weedle is here and there is nothing you can do about it.
>mods delete battlestation threads>but go out of their way for this non-joke of a thread
Animal Crossing
>going through my photos in ACNL>see all the different Nintendo items scattered around my houseWhy the actual fuck would they skimp out on the Nintendo themed items
>>599856323>>599856469All the villagers are adults that can live alone and pay mortgage, all of them are acceptable wank material.However a few NPCs like Katie or Daisy Mae are minors, so depending on how much a moralfag you are you can or not masturbate to them
>>599857537There's most definitely been a switch. Too much dollhouse stuff, as some people put it. I don't have too much of a problem with customization, even of some of it feels like too much, but when you neglect everything else then it starts to feel pointless. Why even bother making a cool game room when I can't even play mini-games in it like you could in the last game? Why even bother making a nice town to visit when you literally can not do anything together? Not even visit another island for fun mazes and fruit challenges and shit. Yeah, it feels like just a small thing here and small thing there but you add up all the small things and suddenly it ain't so small.>>599857649I thought for SURE we were gonna get a lot more Splatoon-themed shit in the game since it's the same dev team, Splatoon is stupidly popular in Japan, and even New Leaf had stuff added in with the amiibo patch. The fact that there's literally only one Splatoon reference as the little joke your character makes when catching a squid is nothing short of retarded.
>>599858352On that note, why is the squid the only catchable thing that has more than one joke? Surely they could've added in more puns and shit, at least for the common critters.
Who's going to be the Lu Bu of this game?
>27th is when the GD trailer drops>have to wait until the 3rd of June(aka 3 weeks before release) in the hopes that Church/misc characters get a trailer>have to hope Shamir is includedI really hope they're all playable/some sort of auto recruit or something but I'm starting to get a bit worried. Like Flayn obviously would never join Edelgards side so maybe it'll be like 3Houses where only certain characters join certain factions.
>>599803707Chinatsu's art is so fucking bad
I just want the Church's characters to be playable. I don't even care for the 3 houses. I just want to use Seteth, Flayn and Shamir.
>>599859441I never realized how bad the cover was until I looked at everyone's faces and how the three lords are just standing there with clueless expressions.
>>599859317So, if you just ignore all the lies then it's exactly the same? Got it.
penny arcade
>>599855997A lot of things that are big today where made by people who had small teams or personal budgets. This faggots don't want to put the work into making something new though. They want to be handed the keys to the largest IPs that took years to become so and then act offended when their retarded asses aren't automatically given everything.
>>599857303Wow this is a bullshit story if I’ve ever heard one.
>>599857443The only thing THEY want is to be able to get other people in trouble for any imagined slight.
>>599850921nice
>>599848086This is the funniest once.
Wtf? where is our nuclear throne thread??? dont worry guys i got it!
>>599857291YupHaven't played in years. I might have to give it another go.
>>599854410He's theDead body lootin'Mutant shootin'Venus youthin'Rootin' tootin'Luger totin'Ruger loadin'Bullet throwin'Way-too-long grenade holdingTriangular, might mangle your weapon to rapFlash color-coded clips 'n' an RPG hatBaby, baby blue ammo turns red when it clapsShoot your face in the fatGive your cadaver a slapComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>599854564>the guy from clouddead and deep puddle dynamics is in the ostgoated game
>>599857826Yeah, that was the joke with Bill Cipher. That's why his name was "Bill" Cipher, as in the dollar bill. But why does this Nuclear Throne guy look like the Illuminati eye?
>>599859551MLG meme shitpost videos. Illuminati Confirmed. The 3 don't lie
>EoS confirmedSo why Dragalia Lost....lost?
>>599858346the direct for the new crossover IP, that trailer pretty much killed any will I had to play this game but I gave it a shot anyway, I am sticking with it till the end
>>599858546Yeah, that seems to be one of the main reasons players left during the first days of Dragalia. The other day I saw a Japanese player saying that many other Japanese players felt frustrated for not being able to clear High Dragon Trials during the first months of the game and dropped it.
>>599858346Not a fan of wyrmprints hard to say who was more fair, FEH, DL and PM
>>599858346I'm a loyar grubber, so I've been hip on all the cygames news since 2016.
>>599822452The game had too much humanfaggotry to have long lasting appeal for the scaly crowd and people who want generic weeb shit already has better alternatives.
Why do people complain about people "sweating" or just trying too hard to win? Isn't that the entire point of online vidya competition?
>>599859160no, lets use league as an example. try harding is picking meta champions right?...the ones with the highest win rate, and picking the best runes and calculating numerically to the finest detail what is guaranteed to be the absolute best. watching all the best league streamers and youtube videos and seeing what the use. reading reddit posts etc...so this kind of player is picking a champion that they don't even like...they don't like the design, they don't like the abilities...they're picking them, just so they can win. and then they're picking runes they don't even care about just so they can wininstead of picking their favorite character, experimenting with runes and builds and having fun, they are sacrificing/selling their soul just so they can winnow i know that this is a requirement to be successful in competitive esporty type games, but this is what esports has done to gaming as a whole, even in the "unranked" modes. it sucks
>>599859489I'm aware of it man calm down nerd
>>599855842depends on the gamein some games fair enough, but when people are trying to min-max shit like Stardew Valley and other chill games its pretty cringeor when a game THINKS its a big brain game when really its just a casual game
>>599855842Yeah, but I guess the problem is when someone takes casual play too seriouslyI think a good example is OW, Having Casual and Comp having the same restrictions is really annoying because it makes casual, well, not really casual. Sometimes you don't want to play at a really high level to have fun, sometimes you do, I get why people dont like hoping at a casual match and find a high rank player tear shit like if his rank depended on it.
>>599856072You forgot to add FRFR
>Nioh is yet another shitty Souls clo-
>>599859323No I didn't because this clip is ancient. I only saved it because I wanted to show off the particle overkill, which as I pointed out isn't in Nioh 1. If the particle shitshow wasn't a problem then there would be mods to disable it.You're a delusional Nioh 2 fag, simple as.
>>599859505Nioh 1 is also a particle lightshow with a wonky camera. It doesn't have mods to disable it because the PC version is fucking terrible you disingenuous troll
>>599810564Why would you spend hundreds of hours playing a series you consider shit?
>>599859664Nioh 2 has more particle effects than Nioh 1. This is fact.
>>599859750Yea but who cares about Nioh 1 it doesn't even run or have mod support lol
>makes a 3 hour video explaining every single fucking thing that happens in the gameWhere do you get the time and sanity to make this shit
>>599858423That thing has a dick? Looks like a fat lesbian/nonbinary whore.
>>599859196The worst cunt is the beard Jew with massive fucking lips Jacob geller
>>599859616what did you call? being a retard? dumb coomer.
>>599859573Wanted to add that I interrupted an MIT class about the engineering and flight modules of an F22 I was watching for this shit expecting quality vidya essays, I hate this board.
>>599859676Aw man, I figured I'd watch it sometime, sucks to hear that.
1510! vidya: butts: thread
>>599859298Disgusting
>>599859298imagine the taste
>>599859635>brapfagNo
>>599859635there would be a decrease of coom threads but he hates blacked and /pol/ threads.
>>599859358>be Japan>have some of the best ELDER GOD TIER chubby/BBW 15/10 perfect asses>literally ruin ALL porn by censoring itLiterally could run the fucking world with their porn if they just stopped fucking pixelating the shit.>you now realize there is some lottery winning son of a bitch whose job is to edit and pixelate all JAV>some lucky bastard has access to hundreds of thousands of TBs of uncensored JAV>you aren't him
>final boss is a big guy
>character changes appearance based on stats/debuffs
im just here for the cat pics desu
>>599857646For me...
>game has a prison level
>>599857646>modern day/future setting>party member is a cowboy for some reason
Be gay, link climb
>>599859210Try a 60 card Danger Thunder Dragon grass deck. Granted it is made up of several splashable engines but it will still run up new accounts the cost of 30 URs overall.
>>599859280kill yourself you mentally retarded reddit frog
>>599859465maybe, i don't know i'm a virgin>>599859579>Go second decks are strong like hwat>>599859662fuck you too.
Are Yosenjus that annoying to deal with? Had a few people immediately surrender while attempting to finish my normal summon mission using them.
>>599859745They can be
How do I enjoy videogames like I used to?
Get a job then spend the rest of your day craving for a little fun cuz your soul is getting sucked from your body by the wagie cage
Get a better PC, get a comfier chair, lower your desk so you can lay down when you feel like
Is he right?
>Elon CuckOpinion goes straight to the trash
>>599856097DUCE!
>>599858394DVCE! DVCE! DVCE!
>>599855763How would I know if he's right? He's talking about his own opinion.
>>599857350It's a scam. He's building a cult of personality to get better access to capital. Sure most of his schemes don't work but you should still give him money because he's so smart and relatable.
>tfw no genuine games are being made anymoreEverything is so subversive and gay now. None of it feels real anymore.
>>599858364>go on itch.io>first thing I see is TTRPGs for Reproductive Rights>Reproductive Rights is a subversive word to allow women to murder their children
>>599858160The last games I genuinely enjoyed and couldn't wait to play more of were Elden Ring, Sekiro (2nd playthrough), and Blaston. The first two are self-explanatory, and the third one is a VR multiplayer-only game with like 3 players on at peak hours so good luck finding a match. Feels horrible, man.
>>599859460Back to /pol/, go on now
>>599858160>everyone is a quiping marvel heroWhy do so many games do this?
>>599859290Unironically the access of smartphones and access to social media.
This was one of the best games ever made
>>599858753My only real experience with PSO was Episode 3 so I only really thought of how boring and alzy the idea of dugneons like "Cave" "Mine" "Ruins" were. It was only about that mission with the ramen cart or whatever it was that I realised that every area was actually going deeper (Literally) into something really bad and frankly impressed that the game managed to hide this so damn well.I should play 2 but I feel like the order of the levels won't be as cool.
>>599859391Ep1 is still a clear favorite but Ep2 has really grown on me over time. I think the only real issue with Ep2 is that it starts with the VR areas and they aren't nearly as interesting as everything that comes after.
>>599858756Even outside of getting your character corrupted do people really want to pay sega for the original experience over something private servers made improvements on? Things like making all the drops instanced, no giant exp loss on death, fixing things like damage canceling, a shared character bank, etc
>>599856942I like New Genesis for what it is but you're full of shit. It has good combat and like one, maybe two activities that actually let you exercise it to its fullest. It's an upgrade in one big way and a downgrade in most others.PSO2 in its final form is fucking amazing though. I understand where it falls short of PSO, especially in the story, but it feels like /v/ hates it excessively in spite of all the good it's got going for it.>>599857236Except this, I feel this too. It's amazing how impatient people are in this game, how they can't stand when Emergency Quests (like the tower defense ones) last anywhere over 10 minutes, like they're in a constant rush to do something else. I really hope SEGA doesn't pay them too much mind.
>codebreaker weapons>zonde pk'ing>getting NOL'd>1/50,000 droprate weapons, exclusive to 1 idsoul to the highest degree
filename thread
>>599843509>realistic expectations of full dive VR
>>599855183kek
>>599853784
>>599843160worked at a Dairy Queen and I was the cashier but I also had the responsibility to clean the bathrooms, the womens bathroom was the fucking most disgusting thing imaginable.long story short I had to scrape some cunts post abortion discharge off a toilet seat
Hasn't even been 3 months. How did it die this quickly?
The game is too long to have replay value.
>sees graph going down>OOOOOOOHHHH ITS FAILING!!!!jesus fucking christ, nigger, why the fuck do you care? 70k isn't even THAT bad. It sold, and sold well, that's all that matters.
>Single player game loses players because people have played it68k is more than many games could ever hope to seeI guess Skyrim was a flop too right?
>>599859184People beat the game. What else are they supposed to keep doing
zombie panic has been alive for 17 yearsand still growing players
Thoughts on the Serious Sam series? Rank them.
>>599859114That part is good, yeah, I was talking more about things like the virtually nonexistant AI and the level designs that amount to "Big flat area with a few obstacles thrown in". These things work well for the type of game it's trying to be, but they can make it come across as cheap and simple, like the devs were kind of throwing some stuff together instead of putting a lot of effort and creativity into it.
>>599858721Everybody else sees this game as mediocrity. For subhumans like you, who spent 3000 hours somehow in this game series (like wtf do u even see in it), it's your entire fucking world. Did your parents never buy you anything else or something as a kid? Couldn't compete with the Doom community for 100% playthroughs so you stuck with this series?
>>599858479The use of Serious Bombs is actually something I thought about while playing the game. I didn't like using Serious Bombs in the originals as well. Of course, the game had different devs and I think the mindset of a bomb as just an optional get-out-of-jail-free card being changed to a mandatory thing is hinted at based on the fact that enemies killed by a bomb contribute to the score, unlike in TFE and TSE. The game is kinda big on the whole scoring thing. It's a subtle change.
>>599858585Okay, let's show how ignorant you are.>constant variations of the same enemies that accomplish the same thingsWrong. Different combinations require different approaches, something you would know if you knew how to play.>nothing on par with the revenant, mancubus, Arch-vile, or even the shotgun dudeAll these enemies have counterparts with similar functions in SS, this is common knowledge.>not to mention there are barely any monster infighting tacticsThis doesn't make the slightest sense within the dynamic of Serious Sam which is to control crowds while maintaining room to maneuver.>in fact, the verticality manages to be way less impressive than Doom 2.One of the most frequent things in any SS level is stationary snipers in higher places. In addition, you will need to jump during combat.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>599851168>get locked into big empty arena>kill 100 enemies>oh you thought it was over? fight 100 more enemies>oh now it's over>SIKE! now fight 200 more enemies>finally finish>arena unlocks>move on to next arena>repeatthe FPS equivalent of manual labor, boring at best and grueling at worst
Genuinely curious on /v/s opinion on NITW
It's been a minute but what does this shit have to do with lovecraft again?
>>599858959I just don’t get that I can get a very interesting chapter of it all in a single thread on 4chins, but literally in any video online they stumble through it all and mental gymnastics around factual events in order to not make it blatantly obvious how fucked up Zoe’s actions really were. Even as far as to bury her name underneath it all and pretend she had nothing to do with it. Like explaining away a fire through science and spontaneous combustion and avoiding the lighting of the match.
>>599854520Nitw had a following on /v/ much longet before that doe. We're all just upset rhat there won't be any sequel
>>599859286ralph was the guy running the ralph retort and was a retard who assaulted a police officer eventually.I don't know as much about Sargon, but he used to be a political youtuber that then failed at becoming a politician.Milo was a gay conservative journalist that used the movement to get some momentum, fell off after a scandal, and is now coming out as straight or something
>>599859286Confirmed underage
