If you're not rolling PC + Switch, you must just straight up hate video games.
>>580783395>t. snoy
>>580783778I wouldn't mind if they straight up disappeared either. I think we've all had enough of cinematic garbage like TLOU and Persona 5 and Dragon Quest.>ZOMG MUH ANIME WAIFUS AND DEEP EXPOSITION AND DARK MATURE THEMESPiss off back to resetera if you need "story" in your games
>>580783771What exclusives are there on consoles?
>>580777032I still have a massive PS4 backlog + a few PS5 games. When the Deck comes out, I'll be able to play pretty much everything.
>>580769442More like PC + emulate switch games.
>game of the year is an MMO expansionhttps://youtu.be/YcrEllXYVvU
>>580784108Was this a reddit post?
>>580784059i had someone talking about how much they love mpreg in prae oncethat place is fucking cursed
>>580784046blog?
>>580783146>You blow your ogcd in a massive opener and are left to 1-2-3 until you get back MP back up or things come off CDliterally gnb except cartridges don't come back passively because even the cooldown that does give you them passively is saved for your no mercy burst window
>>580783324
JOSEPH WAKE UP!IT'S TIME TO DISCUSS HOW WILL WE FIX THE HORROR GENRE!
>>580782519Nonplussed.
>>580783982It's literally just "Le Deep Lore."Give me something that's actually unsettling.
>>580772775https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8GSDP8A5yM
>>580784089What the fuck does LE DEEP LORE even mean? can you faggots just talk normally for once?
>>580784118oh no.....................
Remember how Epic sued Apple and they lost on every count but one? Well Apple won an appeal on the one part they lost so Epic has lost EVERYTHING.
Good, Epic mistakenly thought they were the Chinese government and thought they could do whatever they wanted, including making a propaganda film in response to Apple trying to make Epic play by the same rules as everyone else.Their mistake was believing they were not part of a western democracy.
>>580783992Tim uses it as a comparison because it's the only way he can win against Apple.
>>580783307>nowWasn't this shitty walled garden always the case on iphones?I don't know what you were expecting. People knew this shit for years and kept buying apple products.
>>580784019Jussie Smollett
>>580781804retard, now tim looks even more retarded lmao
>I want to go home...
>>580780729Used ones usually go from 60 to 80 bucks on eBay
>>580781812Fascinating. Might do another playthrough. Devil Survivor is the kind of game that I can basically play forever. Really want a spiritual successor or a third game.I'd even help make it.
>>580779560I like how the trailer for Overclocked version presents Honda as some kind of villain, but he was one of the biggest victims in the game
>>580777214>annoying, whiny, makes some very dumb decisions>still like herhow
>>580784092>annoying, whiny, makes some very dumb decisionsi like women
>say one word on mic>get called "ESL" as if its a bad thingFuck you how many languages do you speak you 1-language retards.
>>580783975ESL losers that want to suck english cock so hard that they forsake their mother tongue
>>580783975If I do you the honor of traveling to your shithole country, you better have the goddamn decency to speak my language when you talk to me instead of expecting me to fucking waste my time translating your guttural retard sounds with some "Third-worlder to English" dictionary.
>>580783678why the fuck would anyone want to go to fucking China lol
>>580782775if ESL isn't a bad thing, then why did you make this thread like you took it as an insult?fucking ESLs.....
>be me >speak Russian>steam name is in Cyrillic >americans get instantly butthurtgood times
>You’ve lived to see your favorite franchise get the open world meme treatment
it was only a matter of time>splinter cell would not exist whitout metal gear>ubisoft saw the amazing sales of mgs2 and wanted a piece of that pie, thats why splinter cell copies a lot of stuff from metal gear>MGS2 comes out in 2001 sells a lot>splinter cell comes in 2002>then splinter cell gets a sequel whitout anything to copy from metal gear and its shit>mgs3 gets a new game with open maps with multiple objectives and focus on hand to hand combat using a knife>splinter cell chaos theory comes out with focus on a knife and more open maps>they make a 4th game whitout stuff to copy from metal gear and its shit>MGS4 comes out with lots of npc's on the same map and a huge focus on real gunsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>splinter cell goes open world!Damn. now I'm thinking about the mgs5 trailer again
>>580784093nobody cares about metal gear, sorry champ
>>580784093>pandora tomorrow is shitOpinion discarded
>>580783570>>580783659yep, probably their answer to Phantom Painhope they learned, specially after wildlands
Post art you want a video game based around
>>580782594Futuristic tropical/summer vacation settings. Only example I can think of is Pacifica from Cyberpunk 2077.
>>580783225Get the Tabletop Games Simulator game and make a bunch of rules and shit, Im surprised more people dont use it to fuck around with.
Need something with a Slavic wedding feel
>>580783376Wii Sports Resort
What about this one?
>>580770049Yeah, your brain is rotted. I thought I was bad kek
>>580759064Is clearly a 3D model, you are not fooling anyone Watchosky brothers
>>580783983IT'S MA'AM
>>580784165That's a man, ma'am.
>>580783497so the question is, how long before motion capture is used on porn?
Is nuzlock fun?
>>580784057>>580784131UUUOOOH>ZAMN
self imposed isnt, there are hacks that have the rule built in and its fun
>>580783929kind of, wish they would include some kind of official implementation of a hardcore mode
>>580783929
>>580783929if self imposed rules are the only way to make your shitty series fun and challenging then just pick up Shin Megami Tensei V
What causes a man to shave his beard?
Is there like a trick that you can copy a loadout? 90% of the shit is the same but damn you have to set up every single thing again.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SANDBLASTED CORRIDERSI'VE BEEN WAITING FOR HOURS
>>580782886>The only reason they can find it is probably by finding the black fuzz on the radar.The drilldozer knows where the heartstone is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't, by subtracting where it is, from where it isn't, or where it isn't, from where it is, whichever is greater, it obtains a difference, or deviation. The guidance sub-system uses deviations to generate corrective commands to drive the dozer from a position where it is, to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is.
>>580783745
>>580773656I've noticed a lot of very inefficient engineers doing shit like that lately. it's not hard to space things out at jump+grab height and save yourself a ton of plats
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOSONY IN LAST FUCKING PLACE
>>580778543soccer is literally the entirety of culture and sole source of happiness especially in the poorer european areas, anon. you have no idea how deep it goes
>>580780929Well of course you have to add the Nintendo penalty and subtract the Sony bonus.
>>580783565usually people interested in a PS5 have owned a PS1, PS2, PS3 and PS4, and are not interested in another ecosystem because they know what they're getting with a Sony platform (lots of good games/better community/etc). I wish Microsoft would really step it up though because Sony is too comfortable being on top, to the point of being anticonsumer in certain ways (no crossplay, selective censorship and strong-arming indie devs). The whole used games fiasco really fucked Xbox's image and they still haven't recovered from this video:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWSIFh8ICaA
Just buy a pc you cringe consolecucks
>>5807782193DSbros...
So did they kill him off or are they just pretending they didnt try to force this guy as the new master chief for like three years
Rollback is up and I can't tell what the fuck my opponents are doing to me. I keep dying though so I guess I'm doing something wrong.Help.
>>580783486People still play this? Even gg is dying
>>580783638Literally just got GGPO
>>580783638You tell me
>>580783638the only thing that is dying is your fucking momdying to gobble my cock again
>>580783486Some characters i just have no fucking idea when their block pressure is supposed to end, Makoto just won't stop punching my arm
>GoG selling porn games not only uncensored but with the cuntpixels that OG version had removedIs GoG going to save the eroge industry?
>>580783965God I hate wegs so much
>>580783931They harassed the dev to add a bunch of spanish shit to their pirated copies so much that he quit. It wasn't enough to pirate his game, they had the audacity to demand fixes for mistakes they made and a bunch of content just for them. I can't blame him, that's got to feel bad.
>>580780495Some of the games i was eagerly waiting for are taking so long between each update my fetishes managed to change and its painful
>>580783531When Dohna came out they said it was gonna be exclusively on there so yeah I have to imagine they got a contract going on
>>580784124wtf? im kinda shocked the dev actually quit over something like this
hyped?
>>580779740This one's really busty. First thing I'm doing is downloading all the titty mods from the workshop.
>>580783971based
>>580783769Nurgle is represented in most Warhammer games that feature chaos. He's boring. Give me any of the other three.
>>580784148>ULRIC'S TAINT, RETREAT!I mean seriously CA?
>>580784125>pointless overworkits called being soulless, the best part of total war games are the fucking battles. Everyone plays for the fucking battles. You're telling me no one looks at the units during battle? Are you this retarded shill.This is the biggest shill give away, making excuses. You type like you actually work there
>game is impossible to git gud at
>>580780352Just made a badass robot with Blender, gonna animate it now and put it in my videogame.My game development hobby is the only thing in my life right now that's going smoothly, probably because it's the only fucking thing I actually care about. I wish I was different but whatever, got a cool robot now.
>>580783946All you need is cool robots bro.Godspeed.
>>580782441btw I'm trans
>>580780496It seems like classic Ys gameplay. Does it have metal soundtrack too?
>>580782221Ok i pull up
What happened? No, really, the game isn't even bad, it's quite good actually.
>>580783645that guy is hilarious
>>580780152>game is meant to be a tie-in with the Tsukihime Remake VN>don't release the VN in the west as a bundle with the fighter>shit netcode>bad roster, "BUT ITS A REMAKE!" No. The slut doctor, bing bing and even the liz clone could have made it>market a joke character from past games without putting it in and losing the zoomers, the fresh blood who could carry the game even without the VN getting translated
>>580780152Full price for half a fighting game and shaky netcode at best, that needed around three more beta tests than it got.
>>580784048>don't release the VN in the west as a bundle with the fighterVNs do not sell in the west>shit netcodePCfags really need to accept that this will always be the reality of japanese games>The slut doctor, bing bing and even the liz clone could have made itDoctor doesn't even fight in the remake yet>market a joke character from past gamesThey did? Wasn't it just everyone else making memes instead of the devs/PR people themselves?
>>580784223>Wasn't it just everyone else making memes instead of the devs/PR people themselves?yes
I summon your videogame wife!
>>580778159She's not in the legal age to marry!
Good morning sirs, we have been trying to contact you regarding your PC extended warranty. This will be your last courtesy call before we close your file and submit your social security for police to be canceling. Thank you, yes.
>>580781972you need to go black-ed
>>580781972FUCKING BENCHOD MOTHER BITCH BASTRAD I RAPE U TOMRROW
>>580780826>Biological woman herebio-holes aren't welcome here/v/ is a trans board
>there are still people telling you to get into coding>"just compete with 2 billion poojeets bro"
