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Create the animal zodiac of vidya characters.Bonus points if they are all from the same series.
>>552334309is this a jackie chan adventures thread
>>552336410Jade was a little shit but her and Raven from Teen Titans made coom as a kid
>>552334309I'll start.
>>552334309Pokemon's almost done it with fire starters alone.
>>552334309
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MEDS. NOW.
When does this get good? So far its ToCS2 all over again with the boring road trip to find boring side characters no one gives a fuck about.
>>552336757>When does this get goodI don't think it ever does. I'm 5 hours in and find myself just skipping through dialogue which has been a repeat of previous games the entire time or>character says something>another character notices something i can see plainly for myself>third character acknowledges>they all turn to randy and apologize for ignoring him>they say ok lets get back to the questIt's clearly a game for hardcore fans yet it feels like they're trying to drop a newcomer into this mess, like someone's gonna start with this game after missing a thousand hours of previous games
It gets good at the fragment chapter, and after it gets worse again
>>552336991does she even care? she likes pussies like any man would.
>>552266382I'd like to imagine this is how it really is on DOAX island, just nightly DOA futa fuckfests.
>>552337385Nyo's magic supply the girls with penises every night and the girls just go hogwild.
Get the FUCK in here.
HOLY SHIT IT MADE IT BACK
Ok. Now I can play DBD. Take care wonderful people.
The best jrpg.
>>552296985>that FC battle themethe left arm being added was the best thing to happen to Definitive edition
>>552336565Once again, you almost make 2 sound fun, but I still know better. I’m not going to be tricked into dumping more hours into it. I know your game.The arts aren’t that fun, and even the ones with more unique effects I’d have to start a proper new game, not an NG+, to actually get into place. I’m underselling aspects of the gameplay based on WHAT IT ALLOWED ME TO FUCKING DO. Not a misunderstanding of potential, an understanding of likelihoods. If I got fucked out of so many basic things, I seriously doubt I’m some weird edge case.> XB1 is braindead fucking easy, you can safely ignore all positionals and stil breezeNope. I dunno what game you played but it clearly wasn’t the one I did. 1 wasn’t a hard game, especially when you overleveled and/or excessively geared, but I could never turn my brain off either.> these things the game didn’t give you a chance to do give you a use for these items you didn’t use!Wow, how thought provoking anon. Unless I deliberately gimped myself with generic blades, I would literally be unable to make a no-healers party. What movesets create crit? Is there actually a way to get crit rate via, say, an art? A REAL art, that I can consistently use and don’t have to fucking unlock, not a blade special. If I missed a bunch of shit like this, I apologize.
>>552299560I feel as though 1 is a very "safe" game which lends itself to a more solid experience overall while 2 is a more experimental game which lends itself to a wobbly experience full of high highs but low lows.It really depends if you prefer the consistency of 1 (which some find boring and stale) or the out-thereness of 2(which speaks for itself in terms of its flaws).
>>552328145>if you even tried using the strategy that works for 99% of the game on end game optional superbosses, you'd be obliteratedAnd this is why xc2 sucks ass. The entire game lets you spam arts to win, and you only ever need to think deeper about when you've already beat the game and want to tackle superbosses. ITs dumb as fuck that the bosses in the main game aren't as complicated and can be beaten simply by spamming Aegis arts
>>552296985I can't get into. I've played about 20 hours but I can only ever played thirty minutes at a time. It's infinitely better than 2 and I loved X, but I just can't get into it.
Let us compare Nocturne "the best JRPG game ever made" to what most people say is the best Game ever made: Deus Ex.Nocturne requires you to fight very single damn thing including the shitty bosses. Deus Ex doesn't require any violence, allowing you to play the game at your own pace.Deus Ex gives you freedom of choice, ranging from story choices to how you navigate levels. Nocturne gives you the former, but not the latter since you have to follow a predetermined path.Expanding on this, Deus Ex also has multiple solutions to every problem, meaning that no two playthroughs are the same. Nocturne may allow for more freedom than most JRPGs (talking to demons), but it still has the potential to be as linear as it's contemporaries.Let's look at obtaining the pass from the collector in the sewers just before the Matador fight for example. In order to obtain the pass you need so the guard at the gate will let you through, you need to get it from the collector. He'll give you it if you help him find a 1 Yen bill. Obtaining this bill requires you to break into the back room of a bar and steal it.The problem with this is that this is the only method to get past the gate. I'm the fucking Demi-Fiend, so why can't I just beat the shit out of the gate guard or collector so I can get what I want? Why can't I buy the one yen bill from the bar owner for a reasonable price? Why can't I find a fake bill to give the collector?And don't forget that Nocturne starts with an hour of cutscenes and story interactions while Deus Ex immediately hands the player control from the start of the game and never takes it away. (Despite the fact that Nocturne stops focusing on the story when you hit the vortex world, making the first hour of the game redundant.)Deus Ex, and most other RPGs, would let you do these things because an RPG is about player expression. Nocturne's single approach however, is just this: linear, contrived bullshit
Deus Ex is an immersive simulator not RPG
they are 2 completely different games, you cant even compare the two.
>>552336967the different objectives are all in the last section of the last map, it is completely linear up to that point
>>552337160Nope, it streches over two maps. Sector three (antimatter reactors and the Aquinas hub) and sector four (Page, the fusion reactors, coolant). It isn't much but it gives much better impression than three buttons in a row.
>>552336181Let us compare football, the "greatest sport" to dungeon and dragons, the greatest pen and paper game.Football requires you to get past every obstacle, including your own exhaustion. Dnd allows you to play at your own pace.etc etcNone of the points you made were insightful, or even honest. This is the kind of shallow game analysis I'd expect to see out of some youtube e-celeb. If this isn't bait (and I highly suspect it is), you should really evaluate if you opinions have any thought put into them whatsoever, or if you just are rationalizing not liking something. There's no reason you NEED to enjoy JRPGs, and there is a lot wrong with them as a genre, but taking the fundamental aspects of what makes them that genre as negatives is intellectually dishonest. Might as well complain that your iced coffee is too fucking cold.
Unironic 10/10 thread.
>>552336281Damn it looks like it's from 1999
>>552323202ThiefDude SexMyst>>552323907AntichamberBaba Is YouI'm kinda on the fence with Talos Principle
>>552323907>made the OST even better>fixed the shitty tokyo map from SMT 4It's so good.
>>552337184Play Stephen's Sausage Roll.
>>5523241549/10. Spending 1/4 of the game in deep roads was a chore.
What's the worst new item and why is it Magic Skin?
>>552337131Both losts get in the mausoleum door for free
>>552336650That's stupid, imagine Cain and Abel, and the story sided with Cain.
>>552337402wouldn't you side with the dude who can turn some pocket change and your house keys into a hand grenade
>mfw meeting dogma for the first time.Got shivers man, thing's insane
Do you enter after beating the second stage anon?
NieR Replicant live action kinohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUtPmpZRfeE
>>552321806automata is the spoiler.......
>>552321806I fucking played the original game to 100% completion and got the DLC and even I'm staying away from potential spoilers in case they secretly throw in some all new content.
>>552328892>I think Nier: Automata story structure beats out Nier by a long shotFuck off, automatard.
>>552336945It can be done right. Myshkin is a great example. Media is very saturated with bad examples. I personally don't think there is one intense interpersonal conflict in their whole inter personal romance. When you choose realism in dialogue but your sugjet is written in a meek pseudo anime fashion it didn't surprise me that they lacked strong gravity to any of the plot points. It's a short game it takes even shorter to get a feel for the plot/dialogue. I think there is a masculine drought in characters. It also means the women generally aren't as feminine which is even worse. It leads to both male emasculation and female androgony. Which is it some lame garbage.
>>552337359not him, but you're trying WAY too hard- newfag
>Sonic Colors Ultimate>Virtua Fighter 5 Ultimate Showdown>Super Monkey Ball Banana ManiaAre we witnessing a Sega redemption arc?
>>552331593Sonic Colors was shit
>>552337080Do you want sega to go bankrupt again...? None i their IPs would make s profit except sonic. Golden axe and shinobi would obviously be given away like they gave away Alex kidd and streets of rage to someone else. There's nobody at sega with experience making 2d sidescrollers. Maybe sega should buy a studio for that...
>>552331593wait what the leaker was real?
>>552337080>New Skies of Arcadiaif anyone at sega had a brain in their head they'd make skies of arcadia in the CANVAS engine. they already wasted time making models of vyse and aika, who look great in that visual style.
>>552336776Sonic Colors got Sonic Adventure'd, very well received on release, but criticized years later. I think it was the initial hype of a follow up to Unleashed that didn't have the werehog stages and was all Sonic from beginning to end. Now that the hype goggles are off, they can see the flaws as clear as day.I think it's fine, a 7.5/10 game.Would still prefer Unleashed though
KINODemo thread
>>552337423I really feel like the title is in limbo for RE8, and a squeal to RE7. It's basically in spin off territory IMO
>>552336375I got raped by werewolves. Felt like stealth was necassary. On normal I blasted everything.
>>552337489>IMOThen you are a fucking retard. It's Resident evil 8. Cope.
>>552337478>demo locks itself if it's 4am>demo locks itself if you play too longFuck the corporate niggers that come up with this shit
So the new virus turns people into hairy madmen, eh? Seems pretty tame compared to other pathogens introduced in previous games
I wish TF2 had regular updates again
>>552325719ok, regular woke updates
>>552329479nothing's changed then
>>552325719It's all homogeneity updates that nerf every fun sidegrades into being objectively worthless, while doubling down on pursuing the Overwatch audience and doing jack shit about the bots. Also there's an update dedicated to shutting off community servers
>>552327227It's a hot monkey character of the opposite gender than the one you're attracted to and all rule 63 art of it is Devianart-tier shit involving a fetish you abhor.
>>552329550Does anyone even play the built-in competitive mode? I really fail to see why anyone ever would
fixed
You say fixed but i dont see a black cock in atleast one of her holes so it's not fixed at all.
>>552337538BUILT FOR BBC
fixed your fix OP
When will the pickle return?FUCK JANNIES
>>552329276In World it's canon that the Dodogama population is a little too high because so many hunters refuse to attack them because they find them cute.
>>552337431Has anyone figured out what their skills do?
>>552331081just return to it after some time, anon. Wait until that Monhun itch is too strong.
>>552337515
>>552337431It wouldn't be the first time we had a final boss set that was bizarrely unfocused and useless as a full set
>persona 4 is kino
kill yourself wojak spamming twitter immigrant
>Meds.
>>552337302Seethe.
MY LIFE IS LIKE A JAPANESE ANIME
>READ YOTSUBATO
You are doing your squats, right /v/...?
>>552337481I have not stood up in a week.
>>552337481YWNBAW
>>552337481worthless without bulgy wulgy
No I'm playing video games now step aside white boy or face the BBC
>>552337572seething roastie
From Paradox dev and youtuber outstar. What are your hopes and dreams for this game?
>>552336916To be fair, they could have pushed the current team to push out a turd and made a decent buck on the VtMBs cult status alone. Them actually adjusting seem good desu
>>552336182>wanting a new Bloodlines in current time/v/ will be in shitstorm mode for a good time when this releases.
>everything Hardsuit Labs developed so far has been transferred to the new teamSo, same trash, different dev (who's still unrevealed btw)Yup, still no hopes, still not even worth pirating.
Just get an entire dev team of aging goths to finish it. They'll do it justice. The version we saw before had none of the goth mood and aesthetic it needs.
I find it funny that people use bloodlines 2s troubles development as a reason it will be bad. Bloodlines 1 and other classics like New Vegas had very troubled development. If the heart is there we will get something cool.
Now that the dust has settled, who is winning?
fukc yure mom pussy
scalpers probably
>>552337284Scalpers.I'm enjoying MS' desperation to win back customers by using gamepass on my One X though.
ask again in 2022
Objectively, playstation outsold it 5:1 on launch month and is outselling it 2:1 nowadaysObjectively, scalpers are having a field dayObjectively, both are dry as fuck and the first 18 months will be spent porting and enhancing last gen games because of the huge drought with the exception of some (ps5) games here and thereJust wait for slim revisions and when the handful of actual current gen games come out if you ever want to get one
I will never forgive you faggots for saying this clunky, boring piece of shit was any good. You literally made me waste money.
this is the only thing i was disappointed with the game>go and see the dragonforged >notice that his arm is black>find the clues that while fighting a dragon he broke his spear and killed the dragon with his fists>got an idea and start wetting my pants>ill last hit the dragon with my fists to dragon forge them>it does not worki hope whenever dragons dogma 2 comes you could dragon forge your fists or better yet its a secret class
>>552335234>kill dragon with your dick>*shinnnnng*
>>552335234Huh... never even thought about this desuThat would have been pretty neat. >>552335639kek
>>552337502>those wolvesCute!
