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Anonymous ## Mod 05/30/19(Thu)07:57:27 No.50984775

Basic Barbell Lifts:

Stronglifts is agreat resource for the five basic barbell exercises.

Mobility, Stretching, and Self-Massage Resources:

Yoga forathletes: Yoga can be done anywhere without any equipment and isexcellent for building flexibility.

MayoClinic basic stretching guide

Athlete'sguide to foam rolling

Makeyour own foam roller

>>58611105
no I'm Nick

>>58607471
Well sort of but not really. We actually met on a dating app and she decided she couldn't be with me because I'm too inexperienced for her, but we did remain friends.

>>58611632
What kind of shit is this?
Imagine if it were any other hobby or interest
>No anon, I can't teach you how to do THING and make you better at THING in the way I like it so that we can both appreciate it
>I'm just going to find somebody who is already good

>>58604796
>le eternal dyel failure meme

>>58609743

What's your point homie, are u trying to get fucked in the ass

God I miss living in Florida. I remember when I was 17, I was hanging out with some friends and one of the girls in the group invited some 14 year old to join us, and to this day I regret not keeping in touch with her until she was a bit older because she had big perky tits and a tiny frame. I fell asleep at the friend's house while watching some movie and woke up with her straddling me, she giggled and ran off, and when I asked what happened, my friend said "she was going to try and wake you up by kissing you".
Fucking American age of consent laws.

>>58611786
Eat 500-1000 CALS above your TDEE phaggot

>>58611884
based pedophile

>>58611879
lmao hi moby

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>>58610961
as a dancer, literally anyone can do this lift.
almost all of her weight sits so far in over your shoulder, it's practically like wearing a bar on your back, just a bit tilted.
getting her up there is also no effort as long as your technique isn't shit.

>>58612218
frogs are the cutest thing ever.

>>58612218
frogs are super cute but literally nobody cares we miring his big popye muscles

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>>58611498
if you're only starting to learn lifts, you need a spotter, the spotter will need to stand diagonally behind you on the side she's gonna be on. the spotters only job is to be 100% alert and catch her when you fuck it up.
aside from that, you start with her infront of you, about 40 degrees to the side you want her to be on. you put both of your hands just above her hips and turn your wrists so that your palms are fully on her.
many people learning this themselves fuck this up, they try to lift with only half hand pressure or w/e dumb shit, they don't even think about it.
full palms on her, and you squeeze hard as you lift. your palms don't come off her.
her hands go on your wrists, she does half the job of supporting herself. if she doesn't, it's her dumbass fault if she falls.
the rest is a regular dancing lift, if you're learning do 1-2 slight knee bounces before and lift on 3, agree on this beforehand.
before 3, you squat down, proper 90 degree down, so you lift with your legs, all the while keeping your hands where they are, full palms on.
lift her up, use the momentum to move her to your shoulder.
izi pizi if you've ever lifted anything.
if you've never done dancing lifts, don't yolo it without a spotter, you will drop her, hard.

>>58611768
I did 200kcal of walking uphill on treadmill and 200 of stationary bike

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I’m going to start living in my own apartment in the next month or so and am going to fast until I’m down 70lbs.

Everyone on here has told me to lift but I’m a schizoid who doesn’t want to see/be seen by anyone, and all my local gyms are closed.

If I can’t do 5 push ups, what kind of lifting can I do in my apartment??

guys my mom keeps buying me tendies should I just throw them away??? I feel like that's a huge waste and I don't like that feel, wat do???

>>58611804
Push-ups with knees on the ground.

>>58593831
>I have absolutely horrible binge/compulsive eating
You're just mentally weak. Literally just stop eating so much

>>58611157
I don’t care if people die. You can go die. Boot licking faggot.

>>58611505
gym's fault for not setting the locking up correctly.
then freaking out and trying to shift the blame on you

>>58610766
Ask them to cite the government restrictions.

>>58611209
>gyms doing what they're supposed to do
Gyms are SUPPOSED to be open 24/7 so that I can lift heavy objects repeatedly and get swole, you talk like a fag and your shit's all retarded.

>>58611157
If everyone was as based and rebellious as me about it the government and corporations would have given up on enforcing covid rules a long fucking time ago
It's YOUR fault not mine.

>>58609352
Based. A 8'x8'x7' box is plenty of space, and not very expensive.

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>>58608874

>>58610037
That game looks unironically fun but I don't want to give Nintendo more money for some gay plastic.

>>58608874
Yes but its a miracle I was able to do it. Might have to upgrade some things soon though
so far
>cheap Squat rack
>cheap adjustable bench
>adujstable DB from REP (so far getting 100 lb on ea side.)
>pair of .5, 2.5, 5, 10, 25, 35, 45 Iron plate from 3 different sources
>pair of 10, 15, 25, 45, and 55 bumper from REP and Fringe
>bands from Rogue and Elitefts
>Rouge Echo 2.0 barbell
>doorpull up bar
>ez curl bar from titan
>Pair of platform mats when I oly, DL or BB Row
I'm loving it. It sucks adjusting to working out from a gym to home but it's worth it.


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>>58608874
gym bunnies
and money.
30/mo = 360/year
3.6k/decade
how much does a home gym cost?

>>58611290
That's a fucking retarded study.
You're engaging your core by bracing in EVERY exercise you do. You don't need to do more of it. You need to do exercises that flex the spine to hypertrophy the abs.
And btw,
>greatest activation
means fuck all. EMG studies are pretty useless. They didn't measure results of any of the exercises in terms of hypertrophy or strength, just activation which doesn't necessarily produce results. Weighted crunches can easily be progressively overloaded.

>>58612096
Planks can be progressively overloaded too with the exact same practice. And the person you’re responding to CAN’T do compounds or “literally anything else” goof ball, planks and stabilization need to be the primary focus of his ab work. You want your abs to be a bit more prominent? Fine, but only after you do movements that have much greater activation for shit like the obliques and internal spinal/trunk muscle groups. Recommending rectus work and “that’s it” is retarded.

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>>58612020
>not living on the ground floor specifically so you can lift without getting complaints
ngmi

>>58612248
>He can't do compounds
He wasn't very clear on what he meant.
But you're saying he can't do bw squats and pushups and shit?

>having a home gym in an apartment
retarded and ngmi

>>58608973
How tf do you get that fat being a veghan

>>58612099
Stop lying

>>58612221
French fries are vegan.

>>58612240
It's true. Can't post the pic here though.

>>58612296
upload to imgur

>>58610941
do some squats retard

>>58610941
place a stool at your feet while you poo. it's not natural sitting the way we do on the toilet.
>remember to donate 10 chinups as a thank you, or I'll find you.

Half Poop master race is unrapeable

>>58610941
This happens to me sometimes. There is no fix OP. I’m sorry.

>>58610941
metamucil

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>first injection
Bros am I gonna die. Am I supposed to apply pressure afterwards?

>start blast n cruise 4life
>only 11weeks in on 400mg
>black coworker literally begging for my dick
>black neighbor keeps calling me daddy and groping my chest in the shared hallway

B-bros, No one told me about this side.

>>58611925
You probably clipped a blood vessel. No big deal, Either that or you are injecting with a huge needle.

>>58611925
Pressure afterwards as in, pressure at the injection point to stop bleeding? (Like from your finger) Yes (although bleeding is uncommon and shouldn’t be normal)

>>58612035
25g 1.5". Go to 1"? Glute injection.

>>58609044
JUCHE GAAANG

>>58611143
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>>58611781
Fags
>>58611580
Used to be 270lbs.
What I found to help with cutting weight was to occupy all of your time with other things. I would devote my time to schoolwork and just push the hunger out of my mind. Hunger really is just a state of mind.
Also, keep stuff out of your house. Can't eat things that aren't in your home.

>>58611905
I live with my family so fasting is the best option for me atm. I was going well when I was living by myself but the the rona pulled me back home.

>>58612076
Ah, I see. Same thing happened to me too.
Well, godspeed anon. I'm pulling for you

>>58611849
Nah man the ideals of communism are cool and all but I don't think most/any of it works in practice. I'm left but not that left

>>58612111
No dubs, typical

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>>58612151
So you admit that somebody with the title of "Rabbi" is a Jew?

>>58601160
>>58601270
to expand on this point a bit: logic, logos, is the Word of God. the rules by which our universe operates are by His own design. this entire question can only come about because of His design.
on that note, it is because we are created by Him and know His Word that we can conceive of this logical problem, but that understanding is also a restriction. we cannot comprehend of a world above and beyond that of the Word. that's the world God lives in.

>>58612209
this is such a retarded non-starter of an argument. sure, jesus was a rabbi. as your screenshot shows, rabbi means teacher and jesus was certainly a teacher of the true faith. the rabbis of judaism, however, strayed from the true faith and so He tried to teach them the error in their ways. yet they failed to listen, and so do you.

>>58607865
They don’t even lift
They just shit post here

>>58608367
it took me doing thesis and having a gf to get off this place, fast forward 5 years, here I am.

>>58608367
Don’t forget, you’re here forever

first you check these digits

Turn off your computer, only use your phone for texts/calls. Be a man and commit to it. Done.

>>58612286
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>>58611909
haha that's a funny pic, op, because it's a raccoon and the joke is like the racoon has a mask, but that's just the racoon itself, he doesn't need a mask haha

>>58612084
Lmao

>>58611909
Get a mesh mask and watch them seethe