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what are you going to do once you become a ghost?
>>28498878A noble goal anon. Godspeed.
>>28497717Being a ghost is not fun (not that I know for experience) but I know is a state of constant suffering because the ghost is a prisoner in a realm that is not his.
>>28496806I'm gonna haunt you OP
>>28496806Put my ghost dick in your mum's mouth everytime she yawns
>>28498963Casper seemed happy enough.
Lyrans are real, discuss
>>28498899Wonder if it's anything like lyraDouble-blue-giant star system, crystal cities with crystalline computersHomes and vehicles made of organic plant matter, arguably alive
>>28498916>Sunsets here on Coruscant look as if the "Sky is on Fire."Same color that you see in the movie at the JEDI Council meeting with Anikin.
>>28498938>>Sunsets here on Coruscant look as if the "Sky is on Fire."Same color as my picture...
>>28498959>Same color as my picture...
>>28498965>>Same color as my picture...Like I said, the LAVA from the Volcano the City is built on probably creates the unique colors at Sunset. A reflection of LIGHT and probably GASES from the LAVA create the unique colors in the Sunsets.
it's not even interesting anymore - everyone but me is fucked in the head. i have had some interesting conversations and revelations lately. people are stranger than i ever gave them credit for. i don't understand why im so sane though.
Do you know that you want to commit this to memory?
"Try not to look at ""NUL"".""Do you think this is a game?""I think I don't know.""What does a SELF ASSEMBLING LINGUISTIC CRYSTAL think?""and a good""Hm.""what do we do when you can see""NUL""I love"
>"Do you know that you want to commit this to memory?"Yes."Really?""NUL""I'm not hearing a 'no.'""Where did that 'yes' come from?"It's an HSS."FAIR ENOUGH."NULNot ht e right words."It says here in the manual: Use typos. Human hands tend to mistype things.""""""Who are you?"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
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>>28498108t. Retard
I wonder if squatch would smokes cigarettes
>>28498771Theres a recorded encounter of one that kidnapped a dude and downed a can of snuff
>>28497162Seriously though, I’m baffled as to how anyone could mistake that thing for a person just randomly ripping off thick chunks tree bark in the middle of a swamp
How does Jesus's sacrifice achieve what it claims to?
>>28498713Including the witches that were burned, fellow """Christian?"""
>>28495739It conveyed his teachings to the world.Those teachings are effectively the cheat codes to defeating Roko's Basilisk - stay poor, don't worry about the future, and be a kind person.
>>28495739When Adam willingly believed a lie and inverted the order (Satan, Woman, Man as opposed to God, Man, Woman) he was no longer God's Son but was of the flesh. Christ being born not of Mary (merely came through her) and not of Joseph but of the Father only, living an exemplary life of teaching and being killed for telling the truth provided everyone else a way to be born again of the Spirit, return to the Father, and enter into the kingdom (which is here now) We are Jesus brothers. His death is indicative of what truth-tellers can expect in general when faced with evil so we may be aware and also to show that he didn't truly die as no one who is truly born again will.
>>28498779I don't follow.
>>28495739The creator of this physical reality is the Demiurge who the Jews call YHWH. Because this is all his creation, including us, we are subject to his physical and spiritual rules.YHWH's spiritual rules lock us in a blood contract where sins against him must be repaid with living blood, and because it is impossible to be perfectly sinless we will always be somehow indebted...probably through reincarnation, i.e. karma debt as the Hindus phrase it.What Jesus did was offer His blood as payment for mankind's sins, and because His blood is eternal, this payment continues ad infinitum. Thus YHWH's blood contract becomes moot, and we are free to ascend to the greater reality of the True God. We now need only ask for forgiveness, not just because God's forgiveness releases us but because asking for forgiveness necessarily follows from your own personal acknowledgement of spiritual impurity aka "sin".This is why Jesus said that He came to "fulfill the Law" not to abolish it.
How do I meditate correctly?
>>28486746https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashtanga_(eight_limbs_of_yoga)
>>28497378>Music is useless and pointless, full stop.You are a horrible person and you don't know much about meditation.
>>28498612Go waste your time with ASMR
>>28492052>No one has ever meditated worth a damn by just sitting down and shutting up, that's not how the brain worksVery subtle bait.
How do you open your chakras while meditating?
you all realized that you are far from "normal" human being right?
>>28497934And?
Yeah, figuring that out at 33 sucks. But made my life make more sense.
>>28497934Reminds me of something some captain obvious ayy said to me once. But I digress Thank God I'm not like you.
I've known this for years. My mission is to realize and reclaim that which is mine.
>>28498897The "normal" humans are the ones you'd classify as NPCs. But eventually they will all break for from their programming and "wake up" when they realize what's going on. Most already have a sense that something isn't right with their world, but they're too wrapped up in their jobs and families, trapped in the rat maze of economics worrying about paying for their shelter, their medicine, their next meal to really focus on it. Keep them divided, keep them stressed and hungry and they stay asleep.
What was this game REALLY about?
>>28494885Oh fuck off you American pathetic media junkies. ITS A VIDEO GAME FFS. ITS NOT PROFOUND OR SPOOKY.
>>28495096Kek, fuck you nigger faggot
Teenage angst
>>28495828Fuck you faggot it's people being passionate about a game and wanting to look more deeply into it. You're a racist bitch
It's about putting 100 sleeps on every weapon and hitting the circle button Over and over
UAPs are getting more and more brazen. They're buzzing military craft all the time now. The only reason the government is leaking stuff is because they expect UAPs to get increasingly aggressive until they can no longer be ignored.What's going on? I have ideas.Imagine you're a drone programmed to investigate aliens on their homeworld. If you reveal yourself right away, you wreck your ability to study those aliens as they naturally behave. This is similar to how we prefer to study indigenous peoples from a distance before interacting with them. We know our interactions will contaminate their behavior in irreversible ways. But once we've observed them in a state of nature long enough we start interacting with them more directly. This is a gradual process. At each level of interaction we yield insights that will be lost once we start interacting more deeply, so we try to draw out those levels to get the most insight. These alien drones are doing the same. They're gradually dialing up their interactions with us, getting more and more visible, more and more intrusive, and studying us carefully at each level of interaction to see how we adapt to them.
>>28498956There is no reason to assume they're benevolent. Once they've exhausted the value of studying us from a distance, they will start to interact with us directly. And once they've exhausted the value of that, they will start destructively scanning our brains to create emulations of us, which they will then put in simulations to study under more exotic conditions. We are information to be harvested. Information is all we can offer them. We have no value beyond that.Why do they need to study us, you ask? It's not simple curiosity. The reason is more practical. They want to understand how civilizations develop under different conditions so they can prepare for the day they meet a civilization as powerful as, or more powerful than, their own. That's it. We are just a means toward their own long-term survival, and we will be dispatched without pity once our role is done.
Aliens want us to stop fucking up the world. The hybrid program is in case we fail, we'll get replaced.
>>28498956Maybe but the fact is the US government has had contact with ayys for decades, at least some species. Perhaps this is a new and unknown and/or malevolent species. I can see the government wanting to get people up to speed quickly, but as safely as possible, if they think there's a possibility for shit to hit the fan soon.I wonder if the previous species our government has had contact with have issued warnings about the tic tac ayys.
Holy creatures! And they are telepathic too.Bees hold some answers.
I think that im a eldari. i might be wrong i have, experiences a lot of weird things.
faggot
>>28496076What convinced you of that and how did you initially find out?
>>28497321prostate massage
>>28496076Heretic burn in the fires of the warp
>>28496076Can you birth Slaanesh for us, then? About the only good thing Eldar have ever done
Honestly, what is the thing you most like about humankind or make you feel proud of being human?
Life is evil and trying not to be evil is heading in the right direction.
>>28497265That being born as one didn't damn me to being as stupid and evil as the rest of them.
>>28497265It's amazing how endlessly merciful people can be. The whole "let's just all agree to pretend that people are the same" thing blows my fucking mind.There is absolutely no reason for superpowers not to go full retard apeshit on everyone else and just genocide and/or enslave everyone else forever. If the west wanted to, we could just turn the globe into a big pile of ash and misery in a few months. Or just reenslave all black people. Or just genocide who ever the fuck we wanted.The fact that we just don't is nothing short of divine to me.
>>28498541>The fact that we just don't is nothing short of divine to me.Or demonic...
i like how people make jokes and admire all thats epic or romantic. it just sometimes gets a little bit too edgy and epicness turns into a hellishness easily
Who is the most likely candidate for Antichrist?
>>28496772Send him more of your money. All that “fraud’s” going to come to light any day now.
Jake Paul
>>28489565chew soapchew soapchew soap
>>28498163Yeah I read/listened to a bunch of Krishnamurti stuff and he sketched me TF out. Wouldn't be surprised if someone started reviving that teaching (ironic) and became the new world teacher.
>>28491259Oh yes what indeed
