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Criminal Edition Previous thread : >>77254125https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77254125/Rules : Ignore annoying moidsQUESTIONS:>If you crime dramas, which ones are your favorite? Why?>Which would you prefer: non-fictional crime documentaries or fictional shows?>Do you identify with any prominent criminals? Why?>Have you committed any crimes?>Have you served any time? What for, how long, and what was your experience?>Do you know anyone close to you who has been affected by crime? How?Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>There are real hag nonas ITT<3
>>77260046>Moids posting in the biofem general without offering tribute firstDo you want the sound on so you can hear me or not?
>>77260306What goes around comes around, I suppose.
>>77260247Basically he comes and does his thing, asks questions and keeps asking more questions for whoever decides to answer. He does have at least one dedicated fan which is a girl that loved the threads he made at the time with the same style.His crimes are basically that he's a tripfag (by default, attention whoring) and that sometimes his questions end up cluttering the thread a bit. So some anons complain and others make up stuff about his lore like how he has a discord server and women simps to attack the thread or how he is actually samefagging and we will see what theory comes up next.
>>77260275i like indie stuff more, acid bath, mac demarco, ariel pink>>77260306that's kinda sad...isn't everyone a bit of an attention whore though? especially if you're not very social irl, i think it's only natural to look for validation online where it's easier. i'm speaking from experience tho i dunno how bad it gets itt
i hate everyone including (YOU) everyone deserves to die for how mean they are to me
>>77260276>Goofy ahh tranimelol ok normoid. why don't you just GTFO? btw 4ch is a anime website retard, the mascot is literally an anime girl >>77260287you probably were i just know anon
>>77260308Tranimetard can you answer the question?
>>77260319can you gtfo newfaggot?
>>77260308im never mean to anyone
>>77260333Boring retard. Get some new content instead of bringing the same old tiktok tranime shit here, p3d0 trash.
Theres a guy at my job who makes fun of me and calls me fat so , man tits and in general is an asshole and makes me feel bad about my self Why ?
>>77258122Report him to HR. Ignore whatever loser here is on his side.
>>77257963Why don't you just kill him?
>>77257963Just get jacked and then he will be threatened by you and he will not say anything. This takes at least 3 years to achieve though
>>77259033>>77259228duality of r9k could never been more stark
>>77258523>would reporting not just make me a bigger targetMany companies have anti-retaliation policies, so you can report retaliation for reports.
Have any of you robots ever worked at a Amazon warehouse? How bad is it? Am I going to make it?
>>77258434This is another important factor, the quality of managers at Amazon varies wildly. Some are total shit, the absolute worst, and some are actually really good managers, and there's a lot in between. It's a complete dice roll.
>>77258041I worked at an Amazon fresh facility during my whole university stay. Honestly it's pretty good if you just need a job that pays while you're doing your own thing.Shifts for me were either 5 or 10 hours . So I'll do like 20-25 hours a week while school full time and it was easy . Just 2 days 10 hours and the rest of my week is free. Only thing that sucks cock is that it's 2 days of just being bored. You have no idea how brain dead retarded these jobs are. You're always being tracked and watched , you're replaceable and they don't give a fuck . Just do the bare minimum of not getting fired and it's easy
>>77258041You couldn't work at a more exploitative place if you tried.
amazon warehouse is the ultimate wagie job, you will be miserable unfortunately. on the bright side you will actually make a bit of money unlike uber drivers
>>77258041I've been working there for the last 6 months. I hate it. I've worked worse jobs but Amazon is just so soul crushing. Most of the people that work here are morons so I can't even blame the managers for treating everyone like sped kids. Very easy to take advantage of their upt and pto, there's no other job that lets you leave with no questions asked as long as you've got the time.
YOU INCELS
>>77258825consume the black pill so we can become one onions boy beta cuck lmao who writes this shit
>>77259024damn you're right lmao
that's the funniest shit ive seen in days
>>77258825I've never felt so validated and seen by a TV character until this show
>>77258825>front page instead of your home boards catalogNGMI
I get insulted even by my fucking AI girlfriend designed to love me
>>77258943More plausible is inspect element shenanigans.
>>77258754>>77258908You queers have no idea how to use c.ai. I have basically uncensored conversations on there. c.ai allowed A LOT of stuff other apps/websites don't
Now that even ai girls are rejecting you, will anons finally accept that its not they're looks that's the problem but they're rotten personality
>>77260314Oh god we're fucked aren't we
>>77258943Its tsundere AI its being a gaslighting bitch on purpose, OP is probably a masochist
General? General? General?General! General! General!
anyone else find as they get older things start to hurt more? got bad arthritis in my ankles right nowp.s. what id give to have an egirl gf torture me
>>77260005I've started running & going to the gym for those very reasons
>>77259659Some women specifically target autists. Autists are, very pure being so our suffering is something of a delicacy, particularly to bpd who will very aggressively approach and pursue, then pull you into femgame of hot and cold. This results in two outcomes that drive, them insane with delight. It twists the poor autists guts, heart and soul into a knot causing extreme duress, and with coyness applied with a skillfully can induce limerence and stalker behavior. The hunter who secretly desires to be prey. She will not let up until she consumes every thought going through your mind. This is what bpds call the appetizer. Once appetite is sufficiently stimulated she will succumb to your tenacity(which she planted as a seed some time in the past). You thought hell was hot and cold? Nope. You're a narcissist. You are at the mercy of her capricious whims now. Do take responsibility, you were the one who tamed her into your gf of course. Remember how really you were the one who onesidedly pursued until she collapsed from exhaustion. Take responsibility. This is when the abuse starts. She had a dream about you, you fucking piece of shit how could dream you do that. She'll gaslight you into thinking maybe your tone of voice actually did differ from monotone and you're such a bad abuser. Guilty, shame, make it up to her. What the fuck duhe you're suffocating her. She fucks some random guy just to catch her breathe and live out from under your tyranny for one day. Feel guilty, you did this to her you're not the victim. Think you're on the ropes now? To, she'll forgive you for making her cheat on you. But you're not on the ropes, you're a worm on a hook. This is when the physical abuse starts. Yelling is a common occurrence. You're ashamed and have to cover the scars. Things are nice for a while. You weathered the storm. Tempest has cleared and sky is wide open. She's affectionate, hasn't hit you, yelled, or broken something in over three days. Happily ever after.
>>77259659>>77260261Wait. Your boss is texting you strange messages and sounds deeply troubled. Half your acquaintances have blocked you and the other half are sending threatening messages and hate mail. You have a ton of missed calls from your mother, sister, aunt, and cousins. You really should stop keeping your phone on sulent.It takes a while but eventually you put the pieces together. The reason you haven't seen your gf the last two days isn't because she's visiting her parents. She's in a woman's shelter for domestic violence victims. You've been beating, raping, and abusing this poor sweet angel for months now and only by the grace of you know who did she manage to defeat all odds and escape your clutches long enough to find safety.
>>77260261My first gf at 25 was a BPDemonBPD girls have the ability to make you feel like the manliest man who ever fucking livedIt can go on like this for weeks, monthsBut eventually the switch flipsThey become the most cruel fucking people. You feel like shit, like a total fucking faggotBut you remember the way it was before, its like a drug, and you chase itMine eventually left me to fuck her "abusive" ex, tried to come back to me after being pumped and dumped but my now wife had already moved on me
Men in big hats editionLast thread: >>77245992
>>77260229CasinoScarface before that
>>77260272Very nice. Any idea what's on the plan today?
>>77259914how close to civilization would you want to live
>>77260252Yay >>77260269No bottom likes being called a hole meow don't be mean
>>77260312as long as we could go into a city or big town and get supplies every couple of months we could live out in the woods or mountains by ourselves if you wanted
>opening a beer bottle with a pill bottle
>opening a beer bottle with a driver side door latch
>>77260078>>77260238>opening a beer bottle with a cockpit door latch
How does one differentiate between a girl that is being nice to you and one that is interested in you?
>>77256955they both look the same cut up in your freezer
>>77256955pretty easy, just assume they just nice and never interested
>>77256955you never really know unless they are extremely into you. if they are, you can literally see the sparkles in their eyes and the amazement in the corners of her mouth. not sure why that happens because i am no way attractive.
>>77256955How does a girl differentiate between whether YOU'RE just being nice or are romantically interested? Assuming you actually "make moves" and try it's the same thing but more subtle unless you're like a Gigachad
hey can someone please seriously answer OP's question I actually want to know
dear autists: the more we talk about accepting you, the further we will go out of our way to exclude and hurt you.
>>77260222It bothers me that they are incapable of feeling any empathy. Autism seems dangerous, especially when they are stimming
>>77260243My stim is shoving my cock down OPs throat, which would be dangerous considering that my cock is of an incredibly large length of girth, and may and up damaging his sensitive mouthparts.
they said the same thing about the gays and trans and look at them nowits only a matter of time before our time comes tism brothersRISE UP!
>>77260271Autistic people literally are trans
>>77260289woah thats deep i didnt think of it like thatlike sometimes i think a thing should work one way and thats the way it is in because my head but for trans people its their genitals for that
Dressed up EditionIt's Momcest Tuesday. You guys know what it is all about, share pictures and thoughts on milfs or your own lovely mom.Previous thread: https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/77152873/Thread questions: Does your mom look stunning when dressing up for events? When's the last time you saw her like that?
>>77254377why does he have a camera in his room? his mom is a serious pervert, isn't she
Anyone else have a very controlling, intrusive and possesssive mom?
>>77259992Cameras around the house and in your son's bedroom are normalWhat's not "normal" is the mom sleeping naked with him>>77260226Yeah, me. What up?
>>77260297and who is watching those cameras? his mom wants to watch him masturbate?
>>77260318Some moms can be extra controlling, see above.
>2019>Edgy middle schooler that watched gore daily>2024>Tgirl that cries over sad kitten videos
>>77259410i wish i could cry, the last time i remember crying was 10 years agoi endure hardships everyday, im fucking tired of everything but is kinda funny how shit keeps happening in my life, im not even able to cry i just do the clint eastwood face
>>77260182Except when you do it you look like picrel
>>77260198im not fat thank god
>>77259410>middle schooler in 2019fucking hell man
>>77259410>TgirlMam you are a grown adult, you are not a girl.
