This is the worlds tastiest herb.say something nice about it.
>>13569670
>>13569737almost any salad. mix with garlic and cream for a delicious condiment. baked potatoes, chicken, fish, etc.
>>13569006>american groceries stores don't sell fresh herbsI absolutely love the obsession.
>>13568898>buttered potatoes with dill and meatballs on the side
>>13569771>>13570301Why do you dipshits post japanese anime horseshit like it means anything to anybody? It's like white noise on this board. The dumbest part of 4chan.
Should I just get a shitty cast iron pan if all I plan to use it for is baking/pizzas?
>>13569864Where do you think the pan goes once the stuffs in it you mouthbreather
>>13569863faggot
>>13569854yes
>>13569867A flour tortilla, san marzano tomatoes, smoked gouda or smoked cheddar, pepperoni, topped with grated or powdered parmesan, paprika, black pepper.It’s basically a thin crust bar pizza. Cook at 500 or as hot as your oven gets. To go above and beyond, look up Mitch’s pizza dough recipe, which can be done in 3hr and if you have a rolling pin or wine bottle, does very thin crust pretty well.
>>13569864This guy really thought the pizza in OP's pic was fried up, I'm dying.
>housesitting for woman I kinda know for the night>cooking for self>set water to boil for pasta>go to add salt to pasta>open cupboard>dozens of almost completely unused spices>literally no salt or pepper in the entire houseDo most people live like this? I would describe her as one of the most normal people I have ever met, and not unusually dumb or incompetent.
>>13570111 checked>>13570109 and keked
>>13569727To watch them on your hidden nanny cams.
>>13570209>set up panty honey-pot>invite the strongest teenager in town for housesitting>film him doing what he has to do>blackmail the shit out if him>free work force for life>slowly built up teenager army over time>become king of your town
>>13568776>Pink sea salt in a grinderDo we have the same parents
>>13569770that would be dogsitting. House sitting os to make sure the house doesn't get robbed and the plants are fed
Would you ever consider eating "exotic" wild animals? (foxes, crocodiles, wolf puppies, giant salamanders, snakes, rats, peacocks, porcupines, koalas and game meats)
>>13570219Those Aussie things, witchetty grubs?http://www.canesbarandgrill.com/witchetty-grub/
>>13570270Yup, these. I mean, I'd have to force myself to try it.
>>13570176I would eat everything on this menu.
>>13570176why not, i would
Feeling kind of sweet today.....
>>13543512I want to eat millions of these, but I need to cut back on sugar. Any low sugar or sugarless recipes?
>>13544996hou jou bek asb.
>>13569297Nope, just seeing those yogurt parfait recipes. Best bet is to use substitutes for the dairy parts.
What are some "gay" drinks? I don't go to the bar that much.
your mom
Are manhattans “”gay””?
>>13570020they're sophisticated... not necessarily gay, and definitely not flaming, just not a budweiser with a shot of jack.
>>13569986you never "open" whiskey with ice its too cold and destroys flavor which is why water alone is used for that
Fact: mojitos are not gay, even if they're served with flowers and shit. Anons who call mojitos gay are actually projecting their own homosexual desires on you and feel too much social pressure to NOT order mojitos so as to not stand out as "gay" because they think their friends will think they're gay for ordering a mojito. Well, newsflash, no one thinks mojitos are gay because they aren't.
So time to settle this once and for all /ck/What is the best olive oil available to consumers in the US?
>>13569275>BarianiNice. Thanks anon. I'm sure I'd have to look online because I've never seen it in a store before.
>>13568630>"perfect" pizza>no pineapplescringe episode desu
>>13568618Costco Organic EVOO, widely recognized to be unadulterated, well-sourced, high quality, and delicious
>>13569936>Costco Organic EVOOI guess I believe you but what is the source of this info
Trader Joe's California olive oil
>be Swedish>decide to invent a national desert like all the other cool countries>put hard-boiled egg yolks, pickled shrimp, raw tomatoes and cucumbers on itWhat the fuck is the deal with Scandinavians? Has all that snus fried their taste buds or something?
>>13569094braised ribs of some kind, three boiled potatoes, and apple sauce? I'm not sure what's supposed to be upsetting here.
>>13569087>put hard-boiled egg yolks, pickled shrimp, raw tomatoes and cucumbers on itAll the other crap looks like slop, but this seems like a perfectly decent sandwich.
>>13569229It's literally called "sandwichcake"
sandwich cake is party food kinot. finn
>>13569087The sandwich cake is just our smørrebrød envy. The good shit is palt, pickled herring, suovas, gustavskorv, cold smoked salmon and blood sausage. Sandwich cake is nice and all, but they usually look better than that.
this is my first try smoking, did I do it right?
>>13566409do americans really eat bricks of charcoal
>>13567875jesus
>>13568408Yes and we also fuck yuroniggers in the ass WITHOUT giving them a reach around
>>13566409If it tastes good then you did it right.
>>13567875hahahah holy shit youre right
why do Americans waste so much food?
>>13568675>not just eating the good parts
>>13568675i like to make fun of americans as any other guy but thats really not an american phenomena
>>13568675I have enough money that it isn't worth it to eat the shitty parts of things.
White people will eat ass but not broccoli stems.
Could you imagine not eating the broccoli leaves?
I just ate a small amount of hamburger that was sitting on my desk for about 5 hours. My room’s around 67 degrees. Am I going to die? Serious question, I heard eating cooked meat thats been sitting at room temperature can cause bacteria to grow
>>13570112>So, no, you're ok.YAY!!!!!!!!!! i will update this thread if i do happen to did
>>13570130to die*. also i ate a pickle that was sitting out for the same amount of time and now i feel sick but it might be because its 4 in the morning
food poisoning, i can feel it ravaging my body. i feel it infecting the deepest parts of me
>>13570104You'll be fine. Five hours is nothing. You can still eat a burger that was left out overnight in most cases.
>>13570104Unless some animal came along and took a shit in the burger while you weren't there, I'd be fuckin' shocked if it made you sick.
I agreed to a bet that I could drink a gallon of liquid smoke in 24 hours.Would this kill my dumb ass?
>>13570113When you get diagnosed with cancer 10 years from now you probably won't even realize it was the gallon of liquid smoke that caused it.
>>13570113there’s only about 7600mg of sodium in that gallon
What are the stakes?
>>13570113within 24 hours is bullshit for babies. Shouldn't be a problem at all, I had to down it in one go for a bet and it wasn't no problem
>>13570113Please do not do this.
Hey /ck/ just wanted to ask for help with some recipes to make in my college dorm. Cafeteria food tastes like shit and honestly, I prefer to eat food prepared by my own hands.I have limitations, however, as I can only use a stove like pic related
>>13569364Chili in a bowl you dumb shit, and you're getting a degree? What's this world coming to?
>>13569971Are you that faggot from before that thinks paprika is a capsicsum and therefore a hot pepper?
>>13570156No I'm 60 knives guy
Split pea soup - a staple of the German Wehrmacht.300-400g peas (frozen are easiest)bacon or pork belly (to taste, ca. 1 cup)2-3 potatoes (ideally mealy)3-4 carrots1-2 onions1/4 bulb of celeriac1/2 stalk of leekssome stocksalt, pepper, marjoram, parsleyDice all the vegetables and the meat, (optionally you sweat it all off in batches first), put all in a pot. Add about 100g of peas and just enough stock so that everything is barely covered. Add salt. Bring to a boil, let it all simmer for about 20 minutes.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>13570216Don't you get split plea soup in court?
Which US state has the tastiest food?
>>13569580Hee hee haha hehehe haha
>>13567628You're gonna get a lot of niggers and mexicans replying louisiana and texas respectively, probably for "southern cuisine" type bullshit. Well anon, lemme tell ya somethin: dem niggers don't know shit. You wanna know what state has the best, tastiest food? It's Idaho. Wanna know why? Because every single fucking potato is grown in state. Every single potato dish you have, even as a fucking side dish in a run down restaurant, was grown in Idaho soil. That shit is NEVER imported, it's always fucking fresh. You order a steak & potatoes at a steakhouse here in Idaho, and you're gonna get a helluva different quality than literally anywhere else because we actually know how to sustain a population with good crops. Fuck niggers and fuck democrats. Southern cuisine is a fucking meme, 90% of it is just deep fried dredged chicken. A fucking 5 year old can make that shit and it'll taste the same.
I should also mention before some butthurt louisianna niggas start talkin shit on my potatoes, there is a very high chance some components in your computer were manufactured in Idaho before they were imported into your state. That's right, we have better food AND better semiconductors. I'm using Idaho hardware to talk about Idaho food, can you even comprehend that? You can't even come close to the level Idahoans operate on, nor will you ever. Utterly btfo'd, southern cuisine is still garbage.Vote republican. Trump 2020 MAGA
Yeah thanks for the potatoes fag. It’s definitely a southern state, southern culture is the only culture america really has to offer: Louisiana for originality and Texas for variety. I’m sure you can get overall best restaurants in New York but it’s just other countries creating little outposts and nothing actually unique
>t. louisiana nigger>Louisiana for originality>Texas for variety>overall best restaurants in (((Jew York)))This is your brain on a diet of deep fried dredged chicken. You can't unironically believe that garbage. Why don't you go eat actual meat, RED MEAT, served MEDIUM RARE. With a side of potatoes just how you like 'em: be it hashed, baked, steaked, or flaked with cheese. I think the french call em au gratin for the latter.
my grandma made the best
>>13568479Indeed. Olives, not peppers. OP, your granny might have liked to take it up the butt from strangers, bro.
>>13568479>>13568485i disagree>>13568486i like that too, might be why i agree with OPs grandma
>>13568486This
>>13568485"layer" lol what are you a fucking Asian-texmex fusion restaurant?
>>13568479>>13568486If you can't handle the spice, stay out of the kitchen ladies.
