food gore
>>17868454a latina pretending to be black while trying to look white
>>17869259she's black lol
>>17867773From the McDonald's Secret Menu website:>Big Mac & Cheese. Literally a Big Mac with no patties>Big McChicken. A Big Mac with McChicken patties in place of the bread>Land, Air, & Sea. A Big Mac (land), a McChicken (air), and a Filet-O-Fish (sea)>Surf & Turf. McDouble with a whole Filet-O-Fish sandwich between the patties>Monster Mac. A Big Mac with 8 patties. If you're feeling extra diabetic, order it with Quarter Pounder pattiesSome of these are actual gore but others are so bad they're hilarious. The only good "secret menu" items are the McGangBang and a regular Big Mac with QP patties.
>>17868285They didn't kill people
Found this little bitch hiding under my tart
can someone give me a recipe to make the mi-goreng sauce, I have noodles but no flavoring and cant go to the supermarket because I'm on home detention
are you that kiwi faggot who posts in pol and raped some girl in timaru? fucking faggot
>>17868164Most of it is sambal and kecap manis, a thick sweet soya sauce, they are pretty particular and if you don't get an Indonesian variety then it won't be the same. The Indonesian sambal is much more like spicy ketchup than other chili sauces, so maybe worth trying to get normal ketchup to taste like the one from the pack. As for the seasoning powder, idk.
>>178681641.buy ketjap manis2.add MSG
>>17868164keep in mind that the migoreng suace in indomie doesnt really represent mee goreng the dish well. mee goreng is really like fried rice, you toss whatever the fuck you want into the wok and if it tastes good, its mee goreng. if you want the real shit, you want abc sweet soy sauce that fucking thick stuff, dark soy sauce for color, sesame or shallot oil, oyster sauce, and i think most importantly chili sauce is about the base of a mee goreng sauce. a sambal chili paste/sauce is usually what you use but they vary really widely so its not really set in stone. many have their own mee goreng recipe so mess around with the recipe to get what you want out of it. mee goreng is a stirfried noodle dish so get a good pan or wok for it. veg and meat is whatever. cabbage beansprouts carrots onions brocolli if you are into that, and chicken shrimp squid or pork. follow one of the recipes here first but mee goreng is street food with every food stall having their own way to it. dont be beholden to make it just that way.
>>17868199I trust she was cute. And funny.
One pot of chili, makes two bowls, serves one.>1 cup vegetable stock - 10 calories>one onion, diced - 50 calories>one bell pepper, chopped - 40 calories>half-can of beans - 200 calories>half-can of tomatoes - 50 calories>1/4 cup lentils - 100 calories>chili powder, cumin, paprika - 50 caloriesThis shit is far more flavorful and delicious than shitty fast food or Chips Ahoy or whatever, and it will leave you feeling stuffed like after Thanksgiving dinner for 500 calories. You do not have to starve yourself, sacrifice enjoyment of eating, or even exercise to get to a healthy weight. Anyone who says otherwise is an American.
>>17869276>not le hecking deatharino!!!!why the fuck do I care? I'll be dead.
>>17869276>my turd world country doesn't have health care capable of putting me on a diet at 50I'd believe that. What's it like living in a favela
>>17869260Vegan Goulash maybe, I've never had a Goulash without meat
>>17869276I turn 41 on Sunday and my physicals are always impeccable.
Based. I'm making chili tomorrow
Ground up saltine crackers make the best breading.
>>17867616>America>bright light
>industrial kitchen stylecheck>the weirdest light switches ever constructedcheck>irish tomatoes in restaurant size cancheck>mini schnitzel from scratchcheck>food containers without a lidcheck>no name ranchDUDE ONE FUARKING JERB
>>17867275so I was talking to the head cook at hooters about his favorite things to do that he wishes would be on the menu, and he said that crushed goldfish crackers were god-tier for tendies. I have never considered it and have yet to try it, but some day. in exchange I gave him my recommendation of crushed honey nut cheerios with a bit of finely shredded coconut mixed in to the breading and he said he'll try it and let me know if I'm a retard or not. I bet he'll say I'm not.
>>17867372kek
>>17869182fuck you that's aldi ranch that's good shit
Craft beer tastes terrible, we need to go back to drinking crisp and refreshing beers.
>>17868074>is it some special kinda beer or is it really just higher ABV regular beer?The latter. In some USA jurisdictions, "malt liquor" is a legal term for ANY beer more powerful than your typical 5% ABV American macro-lagers. But the term also has social connotations, because cheap, high-ABV beers in large containers are associated with rowdy youth, lowlifes, bums, white trash, and hip-hop/rap culture. The "legal" and "social" definitions are related--some towns may restrict sales of "malt liquor" as a way of keeping away those undesirable elements.>Would pic related count as malt liquor in the US?Yes, perhaps, but the "malt liquor" classification was never meant to apply to imports or domestic craft beer, which tend to be more expensive and thus unattractive to the undesirable social groups. A fine, expensive imported Belgian trippel could be considered "malt liquor" in some jurisdictions. But when Americans use the term "malt liquor", they are really referring to cheap swill fortified with sugar for more alcohol, sold in large bottles/cans, rough tasting and leading to nasty hangovers.Some of those "strong" Polish lagers can similarly be pretty rough, but I can't speak to their social connotations (if any) in their own domestic market.
>>17868085malt liquor is beer you goof
>>17859786Most based opinion here, never had a better beer and i hope it will be in stock every time i go to a supermarket, only to get disappointed every time
I like those desperados they have in yurope but apparently they don't stock it in the states
>>17857497The only one I have in my areas is brewed in Italy. Its doesn't taste the same.
Post pantries
>>17851025impressive variety tbqh
>>17868046it is YOU who will disappear from earthonce the shortages hit. meanwhile that anon and i will be sitting pretty, with a caloric surplus
>>17851025>>17851050>$1.79 in 2015>$2.58 in 2022>almost doubled in priceEverything gotten so much more expensive. Wtf is this bullshit?
>>17851025>diabetes.jpg
>>17868046it's unironically better for chicken salad than real chickent. made hundreds of chicken salads
yup
>>17869365>pick U.S.A. winneris walkers based?
>>17869373>Pick us a winnerYeah you might be retarded
>>17869392Loser mentality, that's why they want the USA to win
>>17869422the ideas where posted by brits and then voted by brits im not sure what youre even talking about in all honesty
Sorrowful yep
I ate a whole canister of pic related around one month ago and now my testicle has lumps growing and detaching off of it. What are the chances they are related?
>>17867407you need to go to a doctor. get the fuck over yourself, you retarded and likely in-denial-about-being-closeted faggoteither that or >>17867878
>>17867391100%, never buy anything Kellog's.
>>17867391That's just how pringles are made, a kellogs patroll will harvest you when ready
>cancer roleplay threadneat!
>>17867391monkeypox confirmed on /ck/
You will never be a man unless you open your next beer like this.
>>17867716>>17867875He was from the European side of the Bosphorus. One of those guys who still had a portrait of Ataturk on the wall of his dining room and proudly preached about how Turkey was pulled out of the backwards culture from the Ottoman era.I think he just liked magic tricks.
>>17864772you put two beers in one hand and hit one of hem with the heel of your foot to get the other one flying off
>>17866828This is what I've always done. I always have my keys.
>>17864772Just use your teeth
>>17867242this is my go to
What do we think of it?
>>17865736I fucking hate mango. Mango is a meme. I hate anyone who likes mango. Every singled flavored drink is mango this mango that. Pepsi Lime was 100000% better, but they got rid of it. Why? Because DUDE MANGO LMAO
>>17869167When it works it works
>>17867766The freestyle machines really piss me off. The allowed combinations are dumb as fuck.
>>17865736I think that they're trying to dilute the market for different types of soda using flavors that can be simulated with citric acid and industrial waste. It's in anticipation of certain flavorings becoming scarcer due to the collapse.
>>17869200whyte peepo think they become more urban and vibrant if they consoom exotic fruits
Well this was shit. Enough of positive shilling threads, what are some of the worst energy drinks you've ever /sip/ped?
>>17863554all monsters that are not "juiced"all default flavoured energy drinksall off brand or in big containerssomehow acceptable tier:energy drinks that are mixed with coca cola
>>17863554>what are some of the worst energy drinks you've ever /sip/ped?Every sugar free Monster
I don't even care, I am a consoomer retard when it comes to Monster and Mountain Dew graphic design. I literally buy the shit just because the style appeals to me
>>17869356You know you have to be 18 and above to browse 4chan right?
do you guys actually drink the 350mg ones from the states?in europe its capped at 150mg per can afaik, also i rarely ever went to 300mg even when using caffeine tabshow do you deal with the jitters?
Wife is forcing me to change to a vegan diet. What’re some good meat alternatives?
>>17869193>This isnt the competitive forum posting international 2022i'd watch that
>>17869232that's because your dad has std's
>>17869263bit of a chicken egg situation
>>17869246>and here Jim, you can see the thread turn. He posted a soijack, but got ocounter by "Chinese speech bubble">he really had no counter for that and really earned that round
>>17869273yes
How come bakers mark bread?
>>17863051>>17863059>>17863066FuckThese breads look greatI just got into sourdough a few months agoMostly working with whole wheat but since the summer is almost here I want to try something light and high hydration like ciabatta
>>17863087Are these boules hard to make?
>>17867086if its a shitbull go ahead
>>17862190
>>17862190They're pagan runes for cursing their customers with demonic spirits that force them to return for more.
If you've never played with one of these like it's a little man waving his arms up and down, you're not human.
>>17867249HaHa ive done that before!! Thanks to your post i am a confirmed yuman and dont need to captcha anymore xD
>>17867249get one of the arms unhinged, and it's heiling.
>>17867777checked
>>17867252Hot
>>17867249YOU ARE GONNA NEED ONE OF THEM TO REMOVE THE DILDO IM GONNA SHOVE UP YOUR ASS YOU QUEER.
Have any of you ever eaten bugs? Do you think bugs are the cuisine of the future? Would you ever try eating insect, say like a deep fried tarantula. I found this recipe for deep fried tarantulas on epicurious. I'm just curious, if you want to try the recipe, do you go to your local pet store and buy a pet tarantula like you would a lobster at a super market and take it home and cook it? Why don't they sell tarantulas to cook at super markets?https://www.epicurious.com/recipes/food/views/deep-fried-tarantula-spider-51184810>Furthermore, let's face it: tarantulas make for a tasty and texturally satisfying meal. Here's why. Unlike heavily armored grasshoppers, beetles, and other land arthropods, tarantulas wear an outer layer of chitin that is comparatively thin and pliable. That's right: their eight muscular limbs are chewy, not crunchy. As such, the plentiful meat on one of these animals is more accessible and, hence, the makings for a savory spider soirée.
>>17864502don't tarantulas have hair? You are eating hair.
>>17864838>I WILL consoom So brave
>>17868526Yes they are, you stupid pseud.
>>17868735Nah, farmed for pet food. I figured it'd be safe enough.>>17868746It's like wanting to eat ass, but then you get a whiff of da poopoo
I've eaten fried ants (flying ants) when I was a child. We were poor then.
