I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe
>>13574304It's still around where I live. You must live in a third world hell hole.
>>13574304I know for a fact that Burger King has it in their machines.
>>13574861Code red is trash compared to game fuel.
>>13574795dont think we have those in bongland sadly
>>13574647I never tried these until a bro on /ck/ sent me a box of 3 I still have one bottle left and i buy them every time i see them
I want to eat exotic food that looks scary or gross to most weak stomached Americans, I hate fast food, I've been watching Bizarre foods from the travel channel, and now I feel like I'm missing out on so much.Post gruesome looking, yet also appetizing foods in this thread, if it looks like some things served in the Nightmare before Christmas, I want it.
>0/10 ameribaitAre you even trying? Go suck a fart, eurotrash.
I hear bat soup is good
I haven't seen all bizarre foods episodes but I've seen enough to know that most food just ends up looking like food. You very rarely get like a whole insect head or something, it's almost always mixed into some noodles & vegetable stir fry or a soup or sandwich or something.For instance I love horse meat, but other than the packaging that it comes in if you saw the actual meat itself you wouldn't think anything of it really it's just lean meat. And in America eating horse is probably seen worse than cannibalism.conversely, one of the things that's insane to me but normal in most societies is eating lamb or veal. The fact that we eat the babies of animals is absolutely insane to me, that's the kind of shit we used to scare our own kids about like "oh no if you wander into the woods or touch yourself at night then a witch is going to cook you in her pot she loves to eat kids and babies" and meanwhile we're slaughtering them on an industrial scale with absolutely no objection to it other than maybe vegans. I eat meat but to me eating the meat off babies is still completely fuckin alien to me. In other words, what's bizarre is just relative.Same with how most people are grossed out and offended at the concept of eating crickets or whatever bugs but giant bugs from the ocean are a delicious treat.
>>13573537Just eat balut edge lord
>>13574217https://youtu.be/P9NMVq1L3og?t=509
This keeps fucking happening, my honey is like pic related again. I know it doesn't necessarily remove any of the nutrients but my body doesn't work well with crystals.
>>13572839Get your cholesterol checked anon. That's not healthy.
>>13572806Did a 4 chan user capture you and force you to eat ALL THE EGGS? Did this activate some kind of awful Pavlovian response after getting over Stockholm Syndrome?
>>13572720Depends.
>>13573307thats pretty much how immunotherapy works though
Thanks for the refreshing autism /ck/.
Anon took a Spanish cooking class.I didn't get laid but still had a good time.
>>13570188lol I remember about a week ago some anon posted "should i take a cooking class?" with a pic of a few babes cookingand i specifically commented "not if theyre gonna teach you to make paella or something"webm unrelated
>>13574409That webm was disturbing. I'm not even saving it.
>>13574091Self pity.
>>13570188How much did the class cost and how many sessions was it?
>>13574936It was 55 euros for a single class. It was less of a class than a dining experience thing where you get yo interact with the cook as he does most of the work. You wouldn't want to let a guest fuck up your diner.Not very expensive but more so than getting a 4 course meal with drinks in town. Diners get to dice some garlic, fry onions and operate a blender while sipping sangria, I'd do it again as a date or something.
Yeah, I'm feeling Chick-Fil-A today.
>>13574333he parlayed that into a nice gig
>>13573869Don't wanna be an achually guy, but I think Chick Fil A pays above minimum wage
>>13574309>no how about you don't act like a cunt and try to be a decent person.The problem is that if someone acts like a cunt even once, they get marked with a scarlet fucking letter by social media and even if they try to see the error of their ways and act like less of a cunt they're just permanently judged based on something they USED to do. No one is perfect, everyone learns and grows and changes. Judging people by what they did in the past instead of what they're doing in the present is genuinely awful behavior when we're speaking in the context of something simply "socially unacceptable." It's even worse in a world where the things you say can be logged and archived and looked up for YEARS. Can you imagine having to remain presently accountable for some shit you said when you were a hormonal teenager? There are things I thought a couple years back that I completely don't believe in now, but your philosophy says that if I ever once espoused a certain belief I must be held accountable for it forever even if I stop believing it. You're proposing a nightmare world.
>>13574382>The problem is that if someone acts like a cunt even once, they get marked with a scarlet fucking letter by social media See this is the flaw in your thinking. Social media isn't reality. Most people now aren't getting their lives ruined because of a single mistake. Social media is almost by definition a misleading representation of reality and doesn't actually reflect reality.I hope you realize this one day, because you're not seeing reality here.
>>13571528Chick Fil-A fucking sucks.Bland fries, bland chicken, overpriced. Only good thing was the chewiness of the bun and the dipping sauces.Raising Canes is infinitely better, as is popeyes or KFC even.
Post rare sips
These were really good and I'll die being mad they weren't called Shaqola
Idk if this is rare but boi is it good as fuck
>>13574912holy fuuuuuck that shit is so god damn good i haven't had one in a few years
>>13568028hva så min danske broder hvor fuck har du fået det lort fra?
>>13570871dude i am gonna buy it
All the female coworkers I work with can’t fucking cook. They bitch about money but go to a five guys or chipotle plus starbucks every lunch hour...What happen to this skill? I like to save money for trips, so I meal prep for everday except friday.
>>13574646Why didn't you mansplain it to her?
I just skip lunch and get all my calories from dinner at home>>13574634What? Are you not allowed to buy smokes with cash where you live?
>>13574659Of course you can buy cigarettes with cash. She’s just broke as fuck because she spends $10 eating out for lunch. She honestly had no idea how credit cards worked, she thought it was like a free loan.
>>13574606Only time this makes sense is if they need to get out of the office and eating in their parked car is not really an option.
>>13574673it is pretty much a free loan of you're regular at paying it back.
if i am living off of student loans, is this a good base diet? these are pretty much the cheapest and healthiest ingredients that go with anything, right? of course i can buy things for sale (this week they had a 1 euro sale for really good frozen pizzas which usually cost 4-5) and snacks (olives, apples) from time to time if i got spare money, but with only pic related and water/salt, i wouldn't get depressed, right? do you eat minimalistically?
>>13573893Buy fresh only in season, buy frozen and canned otherwise, and double up when on sale or with coupons. I mainly brought frozen broccoli and spinach, canned beets for the nutrient per dollar. You will get the hang of prices rather quickly.
Learn to fish.
drop bananas and go for real butter or coconut oil instead
milk and kefir is a good choice also
>>13566035>bare bones kitchen>contains avocadochoose one
Lebanese for dinner! They do fresh-squeezed juices too and holy shit. You'll never look at bottled orange juice the same way again.
>>13573523There is nothing wrong with ordering from a restaurant to go, I prefer it 9 times out of 10
>>13573508How are you having fresh squeezed orange juice for the first time in your life? Do you live in North Dakota or something?
>>13573508Disgusting. You should be shot out of a cannon.
>>13573508>op thinks this shitty meal is " top notch lebanese food ">my Arab mother made 10x's better food for us every night.
>>13574965Lebanon is a Catholic nation, invader.
>tfw no more peanut brittle
>>13571914It's basically Walking Dead with magic and Maoris. It's not /terrible/ but it ain't that good, either. I like it better than I did See.
>>13571330>tfw your mom gets a job at See's>now she just gives pounds of candy out every time she crosses paths with anyoneThis woman is going to kill my entire family and many of our friends with diabetes bros
>>13571330I'm a Boehms man myself
seanut brittle...
>>13571330oh no
Chana Masala with fresh Naan good food to make for a second date?Why, or why not?Garlic smell is alright if we both have it, right?
>>13574274>The woman is vegetarianmove on, lad
>>13573612i cant make homemade naan for shit. i fuck it up everytime. do all your houses get smokey as fuck when you do it too?
>Garlic smell is alright if we both have it, right?>Braps are riskyWhat's the pretense here? Are you tryna fuck/? If so I would stay away from indian food my dude. If she's vegetarian, make medeterranian/greek/middle eastern. Salad, rice, potatoes, falafal, bit of humus. Indian food is the worst gastronomically. Strong ass flavors and spices, lots of ghee, garlic, gravy/curry, and beans/lentils.
>>13573792>planning to have sex with a gut full of Indian foodat least we're safe in the fact you'll disappoint her so your chances of accidentally contaminating the gene pool are low
>>13573612chana masala doesn't go with naan, anon. its too mild of a flavor. naan is always had with richer curries. you should either swap the naan for roti/chapati, or make butter chicken/tikka masala.
what can i add to asian food to make it less spicey?made a big pot of shit that was supposed to be for a couple days but it's scorching my mouth
Either have to add volume (e.g. extra rice) or add dairy (yogurt/sour cream).
>>13573556>>13573541i will acquire some yogurt on the side for dippings thank you gentsnow that that's settled, did your mama let you lick the spoon when you were little?
>>13573471if it's meat in sauce you could add a little bit of honey to make the spiciness more bearable
>>13573471drink more water
>>13573497Wear a condom
I bought a few of these at the store today, what do I do with them?I find jalapenos to be hot desu
>>13573904You just roll in from stupid town? Habaneros are hotter than jalopeños.
>>13574044gay
>>135739771 man 1 pepper
Quarter them and smear them on the toilet paper in the women's restroom.
fry them up with garlicput some oil when you are doneinto a tupperware and use it as a topping throughout the week.
and what's the most overrated?
>>13570241OP here : gonna try this one.Thanks for all the recommendations though
>>13551051I'm gay btw not sure if that matters
>>13571951I stopped replying to you because you're retardedwhy would you bring it up days later
>>13551044The most underrated cheese in the world is kraft American cheese. The most overrated is kraft American cheese deluxe.
>>13570313i love port salut. its a really good snack paired with prosciutto too
This is hoooow we doooooooooo iiiiiiiiit
>>13573849i'm going to cooom
>>13574814Just Hold Your Poke For 2 Minutes And You Win!
>>13574094Haven't been to Cici's pizza in a minute. Their buffalo pizza is really good from what I can remember.
>>13574104>>13574127A joke, friends. Anon was making a joke. You can read this social cue, right? Hahaha. Right?
>>13574838Saying things that are wrong is not a joke. A joke is when you use a word that also means another word and both meanings are grammatically valid. The confusion when this occurs elicits a panic response in the brain, which generates the tiny, safe variation of hysterics that we call amusement.
