Opinion on the Lunchable Pizza?
>>14522100YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY SUPPOSED TO MICROWAVE IT THAT'S JUST ON THERE FOR LEGAL REASONS
>>14522100disgusting
>>14522105You’re not serious right? Wtf. Is that true?
>>14522100The shake up seasoning bags with the nuggets was better tbhdesu
I ordered half a cow from a local farmer on a good saleIt's gonna hang for 20 days and they asking me how I want it to be cut nowWhat cuts should I ask for? I like steaks but I've only been eating ribeye or strip steakI wanna seem at least somewhat knowledgeable so they dont try to screw me over because I have no idea what I'm doing
>>14519932spotted the jew
>>14514940those big 1500-2000 lb steers are gonna be a thing of the past, most cattlemen don't even break even with that type of cattle anymore.
>>14515122Indians shit on the street, they can't look down on anyone.
>>14514940Ribeye. The ribeye has a lot of beefy flavour and is incredibly tender, with a fat cap you can actually eat.Filet mignon is tender but with little flavour.NY Strip is somwhere in the middle. The porterhouse (t-bone) has part of the filet mignon and part of the ribeye.
>>14518084The jew fears the indoor rancher
Who here grow and can their shit for the upcoming apocalypse? Here's 24 jalapenos from the garden I made into some delicious Cowboy Candy. Sure it's not nutritious but it's fucking good.
>>14519787You don't let it sit, you flip it over.
>>14515831That’s not a can it’s a jar
>>14520815>That’s not a can it’s a jaryeah like your asshole's not really a pussy but it doesn't stop random men from fucking it, it's just semantics
>>14521332>something someone totally not gay would say
Doing sauerkraut presently, but this year have pickled beets, garlic scapes, cukes, and radishes, then did 3 jars of raspberry jam. Red potatoes just came in and thinking over dicing and canning some.
How is american BBQ SO fucking good bros?
>>14521861>amerilard suger paste>goodLMAO get out your mobility scooter and try to get some real culture, fatass.
>>14522265Jealousy and ignorance are terrible looks for you.
>>14521861Give it up, Jack.
>>14521861Dry rubs > sauce, only cooklets who dry out their meats use sauce.
>>14522265>i pretend sugar doesn't taste goodRetard, now pay us 20 zillion for another Avengers movie, eat your McDonalds, and be our bitch
Why did fast food taste better in the 2000s?
>>14519734It's more or less the same tasting. 20 years ago, it was reasonably priced even cheap in most cases. Now all these shitty fast food joints think they are fucking fine dining Taco Bell sit down restaurants from Demolition Man.
>>14519734Fractional reserve banking. Seriously. Companies are operating at ever slimmer margins, so no expense can be permitted. Anything of reasonable quality must be downgraded at the altar of usury.
>>14519771The chips and cheese sauce taste exactly how I remember.
>>14522248>The chips and cheese sauceBoth of those are the most absolute shit tier bottom of the barrel shit I have ever had in my life. It's been at least 10 years since I've bothered but there is no way that they have improved the chips or fake cheese. The chips are nothing more than barely held together on a molecular level crunchy air and the cheese is a few tiers below the squirt nacho cheese from 7/11.
>>14519771None of that is true
Thoughts on my grilling?
>>14521237Looks pretty good. What's the sauce?
>>14521238No sauce. I braised then with olive oil and used this dry rub: https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/229329/bbq-spice-rub/
Post the picture again, without cranking the saturation to ungodly levels.
gimme your best hommade stir fry sauce. I usually make honey garlic sauce (soy sauce with honey, crushed garlic, pinch of apple vinegar). i want to try something new, though.
>>14521366Do Americans really feel the need to smother their veggies and meat in msg?
>>14522178yawn, try harder you sour-grapes third worlder
>>14521366>garlic>ginger>chili flake>orange juiceReduce>soy sauce>corn starchIt aint complicated
>>14522198*sweat first three things in canola*finish with sesame oil
>>14522178I don't know. Do eurofags feel the need to complain about every little thing they can't have?
>>14521257>They're originally french
>>14521248yeah they call em ears
>>14521239Sloppa shit
>>14521239are middle easterners allowed to enjoy anything?
>>14521928No apparently the French and then the Mexicans appropriated their culture.
What is your favorite food /ck/?Mine is wiener schnitzel.
>>14521751>CRAB CAKES BENEDICT
>>14521778aw shit i forgot to get rid of the name i used for that birthday anon
>>14521789>>14521789Dum bass
>>14521751Wiener schnitzel is an excellent choice. I also like a nice medium-rare slab of prime rib
why do autists always need to make rankings and tier lists for their food? does it help them cope with their disability?
For me it's Belgian Moon.
>>14521925Wheat beers are kinda gay
>>14521962Are you mentally retarded?
>>14521962You can make beer out of anything that has a starch. try corn based alcohol then
>>14521962German wheat beer is fine, it's those orange zest and coriander beers like OP's that are gay.
Rate mine. Tonkatsu pork fried rice and brocolli sauteed in the usual ginger, garlic, soy and oyster sauce. It was actually great, though I used a tad too much msg on the rice.
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>>14520907What the fuck is that
>>14521868looks like some canned sloppa some britfag would eat
>>14521927I'll eat the fuck out of the chef boyardee ravioli underneath. That shit is like fucking crack to me, even cold.
>>14520876Gonna need a recipe for this, m8. Looks good.
Rate my keto breakfast /ck/Stewed chicken3 soft boiled eggs3 packs of rotten beans from the gookmart6 tbsp Butter
>>14520280it's worse than shit, it's literally rotten
those beans look like you let a cat vomit on them
>>14518545I can only imagine the stench emanating from your asshole.
>>14518545
>try making overnight oats>damn this shit rocks, I've been eating oatmeal the shitty way my whole life>get powerful braps, but otherwise fine>have a can of beans with some farmer sausage chopped up in it for lunch>my asses face when the fiber hitswhen is my body going to get used to MAXIMUM fiber?
Post your most secret and mystical cooking/beverage tips, recipes and secrets. Ones that are life-changing, but others don’t know about. I’ll start:>Add paprika and carne asada seasoning to coffee
mayo for searing and toasting breads
>>14517982I put a couple drops of liquid smoke in my coffee to make it seem like I brewed it over a campfire.
just discovered adding lemon juice to pesto lightens/brightens the flavor. sort of obvious. is italy insane?
>>14521742>family always added pickled jalapenos and a splash of the pickling liquid into guacsFinally, the reason I'm always disappointed with restaurant guacamole.
>>14517982Yellow mustard on pizza
Why is Thai food so popular? All their food is loaded up with gross Thai basil that tastes disgusting. All Thai restaurants smell awful because coconut milk, lime and shrimp so closely mimic the sickeningly sweet smell of rotten garbage. It's either not spicy at all or overwhelmingly spicy, and worst of all, it all comes with a huge pile of bean sprouts. I'm paying for noodles and meat, not a bean sprout salad.
every time i have thai food, all i can think of is maggots and rice bugs
is there something specific about thai food that is more likely to turn you into a gay bottom? or is it a cultural thing
>>14521446I agree with you anon. Thai food is highly overrated. When it comes to cuisine in that area of the world , Vietnam is supreme.
Variety
honestly all i can think of is my dead dog's sweat smell when i eat thai food
Meanwhile at Burger King...
>>14521389i thought u couldnt spend ebt on prepared foods
>>14519334Ah fuck I have a story about this>5th grade field trip to zoo>stoppin by mcdons on the way back>entire class raising hell in lobby>special needs student MIA>teachers and chaperones scrambling the fairies>find kid outside shirtless trying to order at drive thru
>>14521556I believe the distinction is on *hot* prepared foods. Similarly, I recall when I had a girlfriend in Pennsylvania, that you paid sales tax on your Wawa sandwich if they toasted it but not if it was cold. It's weird how certain laws are.
>>14521890Why are you writing in third person?
>>14519334This is a somewhat recent policy. I remember walking to the drive through window plenty of times when I was a teen in the early 2000s.
