Is there any better combo for taking a girl to bed than this?
>>15422596So go get laid? Idiot. What do you want us to do about it?
>>15422402
Ok 007
>>15422402Very overrated.
>>15422402Whatever gives her the most pungent farts
Anybody ever worked in a factory that made some type of food product? Did it make you never want to eat that food ever again or did you like the free samples?
worked at a Maccas and a slaughterhousei dont view either very differently because of itthough i eat less mcdonalds cause i just dont like it anymore, too greasy and makes my shit runny
>>15417167Sneez Nuts
>>15417101I've made beer professionally for 7 years now. I drink less beer than when I started but still enjoy it. will almost always take home a 4pack of new stuff to share with family and friends
>>15424087What's wrong with runny poop? Do you have a psychological need to feel a thick log exiting your anus? Because I sure dont.
>>15424157i dont have the risk of triggering childhood memories of being raped behind the grain shed so i like to have fast controllable poops that dont use half a roll of toilet paper
>tfw hinge date is coming over for dinner tonight What should we cook together? There are no dietary restrictions.
>>15423817I wonder what it feels like to have a girl like you enough that she would want to share a meal with you
>>15423833The novelty wears off, I promise.
>>15423833Like salty coins and bags of sand.
>>15422918You obviously suffer from mental illness.
>>15424023yeah but i got that from being molested by my stepfather and it's also not a virus
Do you wash your prewashed baby carrots before eating them?
I throw them in the pasta colander and give them a quick little rinse. There's always a small chance that a bug has gotten in there somehow.
Hi /ck/. I haven't eaten anything for over 25 hours. I can't figure out what I want to eat. Truth is I don't really want to eat, but I need to take my medication with some food. Plus my mom is getting insistent and I'd rather not make her worry. Thanks for any suggestions.
>>15423161You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18.
>>15423161Chicken Soup is my go to.
>>15423974>He doesn't buy oranges and make homemade fresh orange juiceNgmiIs not like it's something expensive or over complicated anon come on, i know most people don't know how to cook here but is just juice
>>15423334>>15423334in what kind of hell hole do you people live that OJ is considered "just soda"seriously?
>>15423974I’d like to hospitalise you with a blunt instrument.
what's some rad shit i can do with powdered milk besides milk?
>>15421835You can make condensed milk buddy.
>>15421835put a table spoon or two into your homemade bread recipe. makes homemade bread incredible good.
>>15421835put it on your cock and balls to keep dry, just like talcum
>>15421835Take it to parties and snort it. Make them think you’re some hard ass
I read somewhere that Pizza Hut crust is made with powdered milk as one of the ingredients.
Overrated meme food. On its own its fruity vomit taste is disgusting. Topped on pasta dishes it's at most decent. So, why is this shit shilled and memed so extremely? I suspect it's an american thing because the only other cheeses they know are made of plastic, and the vomit taste reminds them of their chocolate
>>15422498In america its all knock offs, you have to pay for the real shit. Its delicious you tastelet, but i do agree its a bit overrated
>>15422522>>15422691>>15422719I'm not american
>>15422742Eastern yuropoor?
>>15422751german
>>15422498I kinda agree. I often sprinkle it on my pasta dishes but it feels quite lackluster always. Cheddar is straight up better,
How do I make this safely? I understand that I need to make my own ground beef, but how do I know it is contaminated. I have heard resturants just fry a big slice of meat for 30 sec because all the bacteria and tapeworms are on the outside and this kills them, then they just cut off the crust and have a raw slice of meat that is clean. Is this the right way to do it? Is there a easier way that doesn't waste so much meat, like soaking it in vinegar or something?
>>15423548>unless we don't knowyeah you have worms and don't know but it's actually okay they are literally a natural part of normal digestion...just look up gut biome and the flora and fauna required to digest food...there's no animal that doesn't depend on other organisms to increase efficiency of digestion
>>15421557There's nothing wrong with burgers cooked under well done
>>15423632Fuck off tacobell man
>>15423684Based tacobell man doesn't post pics with the generic 4chan file-naming format.
>>15421557>How do I make this safely?Dont.its a fucking meme
Bechamel for lasagna is meh, like yeah it kept it from getting dry but that's it.Perhaps bechamel + ricotta is the way to go. Very light layer of bechamel under the ricotta layer perhaps?
>>15421542cool story, karen
animu?
>>15421536Benantoka is based
Try a layer of velveeta and Kraft singles OP. Add hotdogs if you want
>>15423892If I'm not mistaken, OP's image is cropped from that one where Justin Trudeau has sex with his 60-year-old aunt who looks like a 10-year-old. Not his best work, but it's alright.
Has anyone had any luck coming up with a copycat recipe for absolutely zero or lo carb? I fucking love these things but I'm sure the 'energy' mixture will kill me one day, so I'm trying to nail the flavor profile without the ginseng since that raises BP. I know taurine is a big part of the flavor and that's probably fine. Does taurine powder react to CO2 at all?
is drinking energy drinks for the flavour like reading playboy for the articles?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY8tz1paj6o
>>15423543I've seen this and while it's neat, it's not practical, unfortunately.But yes, I love me some playboy articles.
>>15423217Just squirt a bunch of lemon juice along with those Mio water flavor shits and youre good to go.
>>15423831Which Mio flavor are we talking here? I haven't found one that really nails that "smarties" flavor very well.
Domino’s wings are heavenly.
>>15421254glad you identified yourself as miserable before unleashing all those opinions. now i know you're miserable.
>>15421223And men aren’t?
>>15421254Ew. You don't have many friends, do you anon?
>>15419952This is a pizza/wings thread anon, I think those hard metals are affecting you
>>15419780They are ok and cheap so I’m with you!
All memes aside, what does /ck/ think about white Monster Energy drinks?
>>15423424nothing, really. it's one-note sweet
I bought one to see what all the fuss what about.I drank it. It tasted awful, like sour... something? Then I couldn't concentrate on anything for the next two hours. I felt tired but I knew I wouldn't be able to sleep. 0/10 would not try again, not even for the memes.
>>15423415I miss those but having drank them for like more than half my life whenever I have one these days I just feel like I've been poisoned and then I have to piss 15 times in one day and then I can't go to bed until it's like 2:30AM.
>>15423424citric acid and artificial sweetener
>>15423797Don't have caffeine after like 3 pm.
Let’s say cows suddenly went extinct tomorrow, what would be your go to replacement for beef dishes?
>>15423663No. I like women with curves like women.
>>15418017I could live without beef. Chicken and pork is all I need (plus most of the time are part of much more flavorful recipies)
>>15418084Deer for me just because there is so much around here.
>>15423814Please kill more deer. I dont care if you leave them there. Kill more deer. Less ticks, lymes disease, forests will regrow, less highway deaths. Please help me kill more deer.
>>15423834Also Jews and blacks and hispanics. Ty.
my gf is making soyrizo and 'just eggs' for breakfast. jesus fuck, jsut eat some fucking meat.i think ill have some beans and rice when shes done cooking that shit.
>>15422985No because nowadays veganism is not about eating already good and natural vegetables or substitutes like tofu or those, is about thinking you are morally superior for eating a lab made mystery goo heavily processed shit that doesn't add nothing to your diet more than unnecessary chemicals
>>15422985>Most of these vegan replacements taste really bad or cause digestion issuesno, her digestion issues are caused by bread and beer.>Can she not just make a tofu scramble and be done with it?she could, but she wants eggs, sausage and cheese. on a white bread bun.
>>15415646JUSTFUCKMYBREAKFASTUPFAM
>>15419165I know a group of vegan girls who also do molly and coke every weekend. Women are absolutely fucking retarded.At least they aren't fat, to be fair to them.
>>15415646this looks like a bottle of shampoo
Best fast food/fast casual chain, hands down.
>>15422754Tendies are big, juicy, and usually served hot enough to burn the roof of my mouth off. It's great.
>>15422770Those are the best fast food joints, the literally who? Are always better than some shitty ass mega corp chain
>>15422770Florida centric chain with a few more locations spread through the south/east United States. Serves REALLY good chicken.
>>15422744oh boy, I can't wait to spend 11 bucks on a basket of tenders, godawful fries and a drinkbojangles and zaxbys render PDQ/tenders entirely obsolete
>>15423719Catch COVID this year? Because you clearly have no taste.Hell PDQ even switched to waffle fries, so now they're basically perfect.
