Do you think God created eggs?
god doesn't exist, religious people are foolish and belong in a mass grave along with anyone gullible enough to enable their mass lying
>>20440225Then how do you explain the perfection?
>>20440231Honestly I dont really like eggs that much. I'll cook with them sure for like cakes and bread and stuff but I don't just eat plain eggs. My family had a dinner the other week and served hard boiled eggs and I guess they cooked them forever because they were GREEN, it was so gross
>>20440223god created chickens
>>20440238But are you fascinated by their perfection like most people?
>>20440247im fascinated by the idea of starting over, as a society, without religion at all, and seeing how people would interact differently without having to repeat lines of a book out loud as if it means something special
>>20440253How would your hypothetical society explain the egg?
>>20440223Eggs and kiwis are proof that God exists and he fucking hates us. Both are delicious beyond words with no real additional ingredients. Yet they are almost fucking impossible to peel without an infuriating amount of time spent.
>>20440231>perfectionexplain the chalaza
>>20440259>he doesn't spook his eggs with cold water
>>20440259i eat kiwi with peel and harden my eggs with cold bath>>20440223yes, eggs are the answer, pumkin seed is an egg in a way too, cause it makes pumpkin grow
>>20440223God is a chicken
>>20440253Hopefully that society would have some other traditions to form a common narrative. Religion may be silly but it played a big part in the cohesiveness of society. You can see the fruits of that common narrative dissolving.
>>20440225Seeing you Redditors seethe and screech at the merest mention of God is proof enough that He is real.
>>20440253they should read the lines of exercise, diet and house building books
>>20440223the heat of the universe cooks the egg into existence
>>20440253Are you seething in preparation for going to sunday church with the folks?
>>20440223Eggs are overrated
Why do you think the Good Lord created eggs? Was it to help us in our struggle in this world? Or was it to give us a glimpse of what is to come in our next life?
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>>20440225>mass lyingironic
>>20440253they tried that before and God got so mad He waterboarded the whole world
>>20440223i never had to ask god for eggs. i just buy them at the supermarket.
>>20440238>Honestly I dont really like eggs that muchbad opinion
>>20440223Eggs are a sign of the resurrection
>>20440223Which god?
>>20440259>Yet they are almost fucking impossible to peel without an infuriating amount of time spent.Get the kiwis to lay the eggs.
