Ever eaten at IKEA? Is it any good?
>>19744083I love ikea food and that Daim cake :)
>>19744083As a swedenstan national i think it's bland af. Sometimes when I'm not busy stopping Ahmed from raping our local women i do cook, and seeing these watered down versions gies me a spiritual connection with all the chinks I see hating asian takeout.
>>19744083Its such dog shit. Proof that wasp dining and Michellin is bullshit.
>>19744098so $30?
>>19744659This isn't /soc/. Take your sex life there.
>make some spaghetti with some sauce I got from the food pantry>add meat and vegetables, and some other stuff I've been saving up>cook and season everything individually, it takes a while>finally serve and eat the spaghettie>it tastes like a fucking tomato based dessert>look at the ingredients>2nd most ingredient after tomatoes is fucking sugar>bottle says "Authentic Italian Spaghetti SauceFucking BULLSHIT. There hasn't been this much sugar in Italy since Rome fell. Who the fuck puts 1 cup of sugar into their spaghetti? Oh I'm so angry.
>>19743742Looks like you forgot to add MOAR VESPENE GAS
>>19743742now you know to inspect the ingredients on everything you buyalso >I had a dream about those exact trilobites breaking into peoples homes and they would turn into dogs sometimes then back into trilobites and it was scary because they werent hungry for flesh they were hungry for Doritos™
>>19744259In the pipe, 5 by 5.
Any ideas for how to salvage it? I'm thinking about adding some vinegar to restore the acidity stolen by the sugar, but it might turn out even worse.
>>19744397some apple cider vinegar and cayenne pepper fixed it up, btw
The engineering firm I work at is hosting a party to celebrate the launch of our new product. Pic rel is the menu. What should I order and what will it say about me?
> half a small lemon wrapped in cheesecloth.So twee.
> Asparagus fence.Why?
>>19743875Only way you can keep the illegals out of Arizona! Fuck you, that was funny.
>>19744318>using asparagus to keep out illegalsIt might have been funny if you were being ironic, but you sounded just like a typical /pol/tard, and you people don't understand humor.https://youtu.be/TfidknmxYkg
>>19737979I’d probably go with the meatloaf, love a good bison meatloaf. If a steak, probably the NY strip. No reason to be nervous, nobody is paying attention to what you eat lmao
So many canned fish at the Potugal fest. I like the food from the case too. Yay grocery shopping. Hope pics work.
>>19742237I'm from Portugal and having traveled a bit I can confirm our food is pretty based.Besides fish there's also plenty of delicious meat dishes and desserts.picrel, bacalhau à braga which is probably my favorite codfish dish
>>19743208>I'm from Portugal and having traveled a bit I can confirm our food is pretty based.I can also confirm this.Except Cozido à Portuguesa, I can't stand it.
>>19740388>>19740811I'm glad you liked it but that looks very different (worse) from what you can actually find here. Since you liked escabeche, I got a pic from google to exemplify; it's a particularly pretty one with smaller fried horse mackerel (carapau in portuguese).>>19743208That looks shitty, couldn't you find a better looking picture? It's delicious dish, I agree, even though my favourite is Bacalhau à Zé do Pipo.
>>19743497A good one is hard to find, one where the meat isn't dry and over boiled to oblivion, but when you do find it, it's basically Pot Au Feu on steroids but pork based. My aunt is a specialist, she does it great. On restaurants it's hard to find a good one.
>>19740382I am so fucking jealous of euros you get to eat so much delicious food...
Are waffles and chicken a good combo?
No
>>19739826They only serve it in places where you're likely to get shot at. I think it's a black culture thing to eat it. I think it is an interesting concept and I suppose I can try to make it at home instead. I'm not stepping foot into that viking bar of a restaurant.
>>19739826I worked at a restaurant that had chicken and waffles(Very out of place for the menu since it was mostly irish pub food) and we got so many confused complaints about it since we didnt really hold true to EITHER southern black or irish culinary elements.It was a maple syrup waffle(Think a mcgriddle bun, except fancy) with deep fried panko breaded chicken thigh meat, and then for some reason we added slices of granny smith apples and a chili lime seasoning.It got to the point where the owner would write a note on the menu explaining the flavor combo worked if eaten together. Still didnt stop the negative reviews on google and yelp, to the point where the dish was pulled.I never ate it, but i did try the waffles on their own and they were delicious. Cutting them out of prep prob saved a lot of time.
>>19739826gross shit only landwhales enjoy
>>19743230>I never ate it, but i did try the waffles on their own and they were delicious.you may be a good person, but I think it's an issue that you did not try every item on the menu that you cook at the specific establishment you work at. I find that sort of disturbing but thank you for not being a homeless bum at least.
Unless you eat all of them?
I'd eat a fruit rollup straight out of her underwear but I'd rather eat a pair of her edible panties.
>>19744480That sounds gross. I would rather eat a regular fruit roll up
>>19743342Excellent album for both working out and cooking to.
Am I better off than the average person eating Hamburger Helper with a side of canned vegetables every week night? It at least feels more involved than heating up a hot pocket.
>>19742923no. you are even worse for being delusional enough to even think for a second you aren't just as much of a degenerate bag of shit.
>>19742923Hamburger helper was delicious growing up. Making it from scratch is even better
>>19742923they're both not good options
>>19742938What's not good about it though? Is it the carbs from eating pasta every day?
>>19742923Don't get too involved, or you might become a Hamburger Hinderer.
You are phasing out and even transcending goyslop, right anon?
>>19744475I cook 99% of my own meals desu
I could make a sandwich with bread I baked from wheat I grew and harvested, cheese I made from a cow I own and milked personally, and beef from that cow that I butchered and roasted, and retards here would still call it goyslop
>>19744475I pay extra when I can make my own goyslop at home?
>>19745007*Why pay extra
Oh look it's this thread again
Kanye plans to reinvent the food industry. Are you guys excited for keto sweet potatoes?
>>19744164>>19744166Those trays do not look sanitary
>>19744166Looks ok
>>19743795kanye is a musical autist savant who's convinced that he's a renaissance man.
>>19744166>>19744164looks mid
fish and chipsbeerplane
Chinese food is the best cuisine in all of asia and i’m tired of pretending it not.
>>19744123>get drunk friday >repeat on saturday>wake up starving>need lots of food>all you can eat shitskin buffet is like $15>get home have the booze shitsIndian food why did you do this to me?
>>19744274I mean... you stuffed in rocket fuel, then wadded it with a bunch of pulses, green veg, and more rocket fuel. How long did you think that fuse was going to last?
>>19744327I'm saying that people blame Indian food, Taco Bell, and Chipotle, when they know in their hearts what caused the problem
>>19744347dietary fiber
>>19742337Do you mean actual Chinese or American Chinese? Because if you're counting the American dishes then that's cheating.You're wrong regardless, Thai food is objectively superior.
Share things you like. I made an adapted version of pic related and it was outrageous in a cast iron dutch oven.OnionsGarlicOlive oilBeansVegetable stock (without monosodium glutimate)Tomato pasteVegetarian sausages Sweet potato or root vegetables Serve with buttered toasted bread
Cabbage and potatoes.
How do I make good juice?
christianity
>>19743767Make things good with Christ first
>>19743767Buy an expensive cold press machine, nice ones can even make nut butter.
What can I do with these today?
>>19742198I like baked beans with fried eggs desu my senpai
For some basic ass baked beans like that? Cut up hot dogs into it and make beanie weenies.
>>19742198Put on toast, simple as
>>19742792no
>>19744076This
Do you use kitchen towels? How many do you have? How often do you wash them?
>>19743713I have about 10-15, and I wash them once a week
>>19743713i have about 30 in a small basket on my kitchen counterat any point in time one is designated for hand drying and one is designated for wiping off counters or grabbing hot shitotherwise i grab them for hand towels to accompany meals or cleanup messes, i use paper towels once a month for specific gross or random shiti wash them when they're dirty wtf
>>19743713>How often do you wash them?
>>1974371310-20everytime theyre dirty
We have 7-10.Use them for what? Wiping hands dry? Sure. Wiping up spills? Not nearly as often.>wash?Change them out weekly so once they're all used up, they go in the wash with the rest of the whites. Every 2 months or so.
