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Take the rawpill, anons. Food was never meant to be cooked.
>>15939966>>15939951Don't get me started on my spiel about Kanzi again
>>15939912based
>>15934987>there's a reason that literally no other animals prefers its food to be cooked over a fire and just eats things rawmy dog literally eats his own shit, I'm not about to ask him for culinary advice
>>15940947Have you ever tried eating your own shit?
>>15936871>cringeCringe
Have you ever gone to a restaurant and felt ripped off? Like "Damn, those tiny plates are supposed to be an entire meal on their own?" Or "Fuck, I paid $20 for a micro burger with no fries."
stop going to a restaurant for portion sizesthat 20 dollars is more the food, the cooks making it, the equipment making it, the wait staff serving you and all the nice scenery around youif you want $20 of food, go buy $20 of food
>>15940206Imagine the smell
>>15940198I've eaten at a couple of two-starred places. The first time I went, I paid a couple hundys for a tasting menu. Consisted of 4 or 5 courses, each a bite or two and a sip of some wine. I left hungry and passed off. After a while, I tried another. But this time, I went in understanding that it was about the art and the experience. Dropped a few hundred, enjoyed the experience immensely. Then hit McDoggo's for something to eat. Stars are for show, experience, art. You're paying out the ass to see what some dude in the kitchen can create. It's not a meal. It's an art exhibit you eat.
>>15940206Reminds me of a zombie
>>15940399ok so cant he make his art a little bigger? i get that its fancy, but since when does fancy mean small?
Pears are just shitty apples
>>15939685Apples are just buff pears
>>15939702Op may be a fag, but he's right on this one.
>>15939685more like pears are apple lite ...apples for begginers parhaps
>>15939685apples are already shitty apples
>>15939685Apples are just shitty potatoes.
I saw a thread here about mezcal the other day and a lot of anons were saying they didn't like it. I decided to go try a bottle; I picked this one because it was the most expensive one in the store. It's really delicious. It tastes similar to tequila, but with more bell pepper barbecue and boat-engine flavor, maybe also a clay pot. What a fantastic genre of liquor. I hope one other person will try it after reading this.
>>15933766>now it's one of my favorite liquorsI think I'm getting there. I had Ardbeg Ugiedail, Corryvrecken, and then some more of the Chichicapa back to back and it was all very damn good. To me it's definitely a similar brother-from-another-mother experience as an Islay whisky.
>>15929067for me it's illegal
>>15939250Which one? Is joven generally considered the best variety?
>>15929067tequila is massproduced and doesnt even remotely taste as good like an hacienda mezcal
>>15936600How about any fucking other agave that shitty tequilas use?
What is wrong with the Chinese?
>>15932214ignore>>15932223is just after your tiny cocktail peepee.
>>15932223Kys chink
>>15932196They exist.
I've always wanted to try but dunno where to get itWish my father actually taught me chinese so I could go to china myself
>>15932379chink parents beat their kids so when a chink has power over another living animal and feels a pang of conscious their parental instincts kick in and of course they immediately start physically abusing itand so the circle continues
For me? It's radiatore
>>15938311I would have linked the NYTimes article, but let's be honest: you can't afford it.
>>15939986For me it's fusilli jerry
>>15940669>up yoursYou too pal
>>15938043>when shes ready to settle down
This is what they took from you
why does food need to be tasty? as long as it's edible i don't give a fuck.
>>15940375I got something edible that tastes good right here in my panties
Because unless all food tasted the same the food that tastes a little bit better than the rest will be the most popularBasic methamatics
>>15940873Cock just tastes like sweat though
>>15940375the same reason other shit needs to taste bad
>>15940375There's a few memes on this shithole that mean the complete opposite of what they're supposed to mean, and most people are just too dumb to realize that they were supposed to be satire, or irony. "Redpill", for example, means the exact opposite of its original meaning in the context of /pol/. "Hipster" is another one; people think that redditers and instagram influencers are "hipsters", when that's literally the opposite of what that term refers to (this is mostly due to 96% of this place being basement dwelling neets). I think OP did it by accident, but he actually nailed the chad meme this time. You're not supposed to idolize the chad. The chad is an absolute tastelet.
for me, its the Dodger-dog
>>15937125California has never produced anything of value.
>>15940799Silver and Gold
>>15940807Silver and Cold
>>15940798Weißwurst? A Bavarian specialty, best enjoyed with sweet mustard (only by Händlmaiers), a pretzel (but not that American bs) and a German beer by a macro brewery.
>>15937061>>15937346>>15937453>>15937980>>15938001>>15939587Needs 'chup.
How we doing lads?
>>15940789
I just ate chicken nuggets sitting on the bathroom floor and damm those streaks look goof
>>15940818why brother
>>15940811Checked. Problem?
AND EVERYTHING I CAN REMEMERRRRRRAS FUCKED UP AS IT ALL MAY SEEM
How do you guys balance healthy eating and cooking? I really want to make some unhealthy stuff but it'll either end up being wasted or I'll eat it and fuck myself. Is this what having friends is for?
>>15939914You look like a bugman, you're not a real woman.
>>15940079I am a /fit/ crusader on steroids and I despise tranniesAnd I am here to tell you a fasting focused lifestyle is THE healthy way to live. Fatties can seethe in response
>>15939554I calculate the total calories of everything I make then weigh out my portion so I know exactly how much I've eaten. I cook and my girlfriend does all the tracking and math. We're very fit.
>>15939914Nigga I just said that because I didn't want to ramble on about my protein intake and turn this into a /fit/ post because that wasn't the point of my post. Curb your autism.
>>15940099I spent years on /fit/ you guys are fucked not healthy, go do your gomad and starting t-rex strength rippletits disciple. Or better go do some tren and clen like your """natty""" god scoob
Post YouTube chefs you likeThis is Chef Wang Gang
>e-celebsyikesHIDE
>>15940860kys, Chef Wang is no celebrity. he's a cook
Going on a Midwest voyage this week. Please recommend good spots in Minneapolis and LA. Who has the best juicy lucy in the Twin Cities? What spots are amazing in LA but not too expensive and filled with Instagrammers? Bless me.
>Midwest>Minneapolis>LA>2000 mile separation>only one in Midwest.Is one of these just a long layover, or are you rolling for 30 hours with the doors locked, windows up, trying to avoid the ‘rona?
>>15940681cool thread you retarded faggot
>>15940825bay cities >italian deli, great sandwiches, lasagna etc... order ahead or wait in lineindia sweets and spices >indian grocery store w hot foodrutts >hawaiian bbqdarya>persian (get persian food while ur in LA. ive also heard raffis place is great)andy's submarine sandwich's Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>15940850also can just find a taco truck or taco stand on the sidewalk that looks good. especially in a salvadoran neighborhood
>>15940855ikes love and sandwiches
Necessary appliancesPic related>craving some frozen mini empanadas at 2am>”preheat oven to 400”>set thing>hits 400 before I even get the empanadas on the tray
>>15940598coffee maker. I got rid of mine, so now I'm making it like gif related until I get a new one.
>>15940598Yo is that the one that flips up when not in use? How is it? Seriously considering one of these.
>>15940753Yep and it starts the timer for you once it’s preheated which literally takes 30 seconds. Thing is the best I’ve ever used for prefrozen stuff. Makes great ass toast too
Who else used to put now & laters down the middle of their pickle?!
ill go down on your pickle :)
>>15939264Are you from the south? just curious. I'm from the pnw and I do not
>>15939264No one human
>>15939264??????
Bump
>Click on a recipe>50 different spices
>>15939602>click on recipe >6 pages of some roastie swine talking about her grandma and childhood
>>15939716Kwalski, options!
>>15939602Pro tip: you can buy the 50 different spices and then use them later for other feed that needs 25 of the 50 different spices. Not 50 same spices. Spices are good.
I will not use the onion powderI will not use the garlic powder
>>15940045If you cook more than the same thing over and over you should naturally build up your spice cabinet. What the hell are you cooking that needs on ass ton of spices?
