Why does water make me feel sick?
See a doctor, if you are dying and came here for help, you deserve to die.
>>13570275Do you drink a lot of soda or other sugary beverages? That can make water seem gross. Or it could just be that you're drinking warm water which signals to your brain that it's stagnant and not safe, try drinking colder water.
>>13570275Because you're american and addicted to Mountain Dew.
>>13570275>>13570351stop drinking tap water. Just for the hell of it, go buy something overpriced like Fiji and see if you can stomach it. Work from there
>>13570275drink milk
>I'll have chicken on my pizza please>Sure thing boss. Coming right up
That rooster lost his life for a stupid fucking joke.
>>13570153>t.ignroant veganFirst off, Roosters are not cooked for serving, chickens are. Second, They clearly ate it, and the joke was secondary.
Wtf is that saltine looking crust?
>>13570148>pizza
blood sausage
>>13568396that looks like a dog's dick, jesus christ
>>13570314dog's dick is rather red, shiny and it isn't as tasty (at least if it's still attached to the dog)
>>13568204I want this but no one in america sells it due to laws. I want it so bad
>>13568204Still my favorite type of sausage, second being liver sausage.
In UK we call it black pudding, and it's fucking glorious. It comes in either a sausage shape, or a square from being made in a tin, and is typically sliced then cut into triangles.If your black pudding doesn't have cubes of fat in it, then it's SHIT and should be yeeted from your plate.
Is the resulting coffee worth the effort and the cost of purchasing the siphon? My time is worthless as you can see from the fact that I am posting on 4chinnel, so take that into account.
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>>13567719Got any brand recommendations?
I don't drink coffee but if I did I would make it like my wife chino
>>13567739>a $200 drip machinewhich one(s)?
>>13567701No. Friend had one, it's quite a lot of work for coffee, very inefficient, annoying to clean and breaks easily. It does look cool though, I guess you can impress your future gf with it.
What does /ck/ thinks of the Big Mac?
>>13557883A cheeseburger is the only thing I need from McDonald's. Snack? Get 1. A little hungry? Get 2. Meal? Get 3. Hungry? 4. Etc. They taste absolutely yummy and you cannot get tired of them. They're always the quickest order, they're easy and clean to eat, tucked inside that little pillow of bread, and they've got everything you need. Cheeseburgers are quintessential. I don't waste my time on meme food.
>>13568697they make me feel like i'm drinking a cup of pure canola oil. disgusting.
>>13560581hey! three for free is back!:)
>>13557883it's a decent burger for the price and if it's 12-2am and you need something to eat while on the night shift or driving somewhere
>>13568697I totally agree with the anon hereI've really grown to really like the Mcdonald's cheeseburger just for how simple it is and the dirt cheap priceIt's by far my most favorite order from McD's
>he eats his eggs without the shellimagine throwing away half the nutritional value
>>13567613>eating eggsPleb, i eat the chicken, the thing that makes the eggs, thus consuming all the eggs.
>>13568705Shes defective, send her back and ask for a replacement.
>>13567613>implying eggs are good for you
>>13569075>implying they aren'tone egg has vitamins a, b2, b5, b9, b12, e, selenium, lutein, iron, calcium, zinc, manganese and at least 6 grams of protein in only 75 calories. cholesterol from eggs is a meme
>>13568939ZINGgood one frank!
This is the worlds tastiest herb.say something nice about it.
>>13569670
>>13569737almost any salad. mix with garlic and cream for a delicious condiment. baked potatoes, chicken, fish, etc.
>>13569006>american groceries stores don't sell fresh herbsI absolutely love the obsession.
>>13568898>buttered potatoes with dill and meatballs on the side
>>13569771>>13570301Why do you dipshits post japanese anime horseshit like it means anything to anybody? It's like white noise on this board. The dumbest part of 4chan.
Should I just get a shitty cast iron pan if all I plan to use it for is baking/pizzas?
>>13569864Where do you think the pan goes once the stuffs in it you mouthbreather
>>13569863faggot
>>13569854yes
>>13569867A flour tortilla, san marzano tomatoes, smoked gouda or smoked cheddar, pepperoni, topped with grated or powdered parmesan, paprika, black pepper.It’s basically a thin crust bar pizza. Cook at 500 or as hot as your oven gets. To go above and beyond, look up Mitch’s pizza dough recipe, which can be done in 3hr and if you have a rolling pin or wine bottle, does very thin crust pretty well.
>>13569864This guy really thought the pizza in OP's pic was fried up, I'm dying.
>housesitting for woman I kinda know for the night>cooking for self>set water to boil for pasta>go to add salt to pasta>open cupboard>dozens of almost completely unused spices>literally no salt or pepper in the entire houseDo most people live like this? I would describe her as one of the most normal people I have ever met, and not unusually dumb or incompetent.
>>13570111 checked>>13570109 and keked
>>13569727To watch them on your hidden nanny cams.
>>13570209>set up panty honey-pot>invite the strongest teenager in town for housesitting>film him doing what he has to do>blackmail the shit out if him>free work force for life>slowly built up teenager army over time>become king of your town
>>13568776>Pink sea salt in a grinderDo we have the same parents
>>13569770that would be dogsitting. House sitting os to make sure the house doesn't get robbed and the plants are fed
Would you ever consider eating "exotic" wild animals? (foxes, crocodiles, wolf puppies, giant salamanders, snakes, rats, peacocks, porcupines, koalas and game meats)
>>13570219Those Aussie things, witchetty grubs?http://www.canesbarandgrill.com/witchetty-grub/
>>13570270Yup, these. I mean, I'd have to force myself to try it.
>>13570176I would eat everything on this menu.
>>13570176why not, i would
What are some "gay" drinks? I don't go to the bar that much.
your mom
Are manhattans “”gay””?
>>13570020they're sophisticated... not necessarily gay, and definitely not flaming, just not a budweiser with a shot of jack.
>>13569986you never "open" whiskey with ice its too cold and destroys flavor which is why water alone is used for that
Fact: mojitos are not gay, even if they're served with flowers and shit. Anons who call mojitos gay are actually projecting their own homosexual desires on you and feel too much social pressure to NOT order mojitos so as to not stand out as "gay" because they think their friends will think they're gay for ordering a mojito. Well, newsflash, no one thinks mojitos are gay because they aren't.
So time to settle this once and for all /ck/What is the best olive oil available to consumers in the US?
>>13569275>BarianiNice. Thanks anon. I'm sure I'd have to look online because I've never seen it in a store before.
>>13568630>"perfect" pizza>no pineapplescringe episode desu
>>13568618Costco Organic EVOO, widely recognized to be unadulterated, well-sourced, high quality, and delicious
>>13569936>Costco Organic EVOOI guess I believe you but what is the source of this info
Trader Joe's California olive oil
why do Americans waste so much food?
>>13568675>not just eating the good parts
>>13568675i like to make fun of americans as any other guy but thats really not an american phenomena
>>13568675I have enough money that it isn't worth it to eat the shitty parts of things.
White people will eat ass but not broccoli stems.
Could you imagine not eating the broccoli leaves?
I just ate a small amount of hamburger that was sitting on my desk for about 5 hours. My room’s around 67 degrees. Am I going to die? Serious question, I heard eating cooked meat thats been sitting at room temperature can cause bacteria to grow
>>13570112>So, no, you're ok.YAY!!!!!!!!!! i will update this thread if i do happen to did
>>13570130to die*. also i ate a pickle that was sitting out for the same amount of time and now i feel sick but it might be because its 4 in the morning
food poisoning, i can feel it ravaging my body. i feel it infecting the deepest parts of me
>>13570104You'll be fine. Five hours is nothing. You can still eat a burger that was left out overnight in most cases.
>>13570104Unless some animal came along and took a shit in the burger while you weren't there, I'd be fuckin' shocked if it made you sick.
I agreed to a bet that I could drink a gallon of liquid smoke in 24 hours.Would this kill my dumb ass?
>>13570113When you get diagnosed with cancer 10 years from now you probably won't even realize it was the gallon of liquid smoke that caused it.
>>13570113there’s only about 7600mg of sodium in that gallon
What are the stakes?
>>13570113within 24 hours is bullshit for babies. Shouldn't be a problem at all, I had to down it in one go for a bet and it wasn't no problem
>>13570113Please do not do this.
