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Is it possible to cook egg noodles in a bake without first boiling them? I always end up boiling down my recipes to the easiest, fastest, lowest effort procedure possible. Pun not intended but noticed and allowed to remain.
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>>14557852
Too boney
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>>14558144
It was never this bad before covid.
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>>14559575
That can be improved.
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>>14557524
Yes. Especially if you soak them first. How they turn out if you don't presoak them depends on the cooking duration and liquid content (they need to be able to absorb a lot of liquid).
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>>14560123
no no, its nerve gas

Does /ck/ take any food and drink remedies for their ailments
I drink tea and eat saltines when I have The Shits
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You probably shouldn't drink tea when you have the shots since caffeine makes you shit even more
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>>14559697
I get pretty bad TD's whenever I wake up, so I just continually drink mug vodka until I can go back to sleep.

Do you put ice in you’re beer?
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>>14557182
Teenaged hands typed this
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>>14559736
No wonder you're an alcoholic fag who can't appreciate good beer.
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>>14557392
>acually 99% water and some alcohol
You drink beer with 1% alcohol?
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>>14559739
Whisky burns too much
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why would I put ice in my beer? no way.

Why are Mexican moms killing their children with this shit?
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>>14559473
usually I put a spoon in my mouth and one in the cup, then extra on top of the milk
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>>14559896
How often did you get beaten with a flip flop?
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>>14560459
fanbelt
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>>14559706
:^(
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>>14559705
based choco milk

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>Jacques will die in your lifetime
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I was really happy when I got home from work and saw that my Jacques thread had so many comments. Was hoping to read a lot of good Jaques content, but all I got was retards arguing about COVID.
Fuck you guys.
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>>14560259
same. Why do retards have to spread their bullshit basic science denial and politics to literally every corner of the internet? I can't even browse through a food and cooking website without moronic low IQ Americans spreading their toxic politics.
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>>14560259
To be fair it's a fucking gay thread.
/tv/ tier.
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>>14555418
Thankfully I'll die before him.
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>>14555418
not if I die first

The best thing about staying home while the parents are working is that I can have ice cream for breakfast
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Thats not very healthy, anon.
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>>14560082
thinking about those beans
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>>14560082
I'm having vodka for breakfast. Planned on bloody marys but no bloody mary mix so fuck it im drinking it neat. здopoвьe!
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Kino flavour OP
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I used to do this all the time too when my parents were gone, until I realized I felt like complete shit later.

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Do you ever miss your parents' cooking, assuming they're alive, you're on good terms with them, and you no longer live with them?
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>>14559825
And the intended wife is his sister. The most based mother ever.
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>>14559825
No woman can cook or clean nowadays, why would I need one when i do both myself at a five star level?
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No.
They did basically always put food on the table. I respect that.
It was usually mediocre.
I could do better by age 12, and have been.

In retrospect, I wonder if this wasn't the grand plan, boy named sue style - you can either endure our shit cooking, or learn to feed yourself.

There were a few dishes that were pretty good, but a lot of it... unremarkable.
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I recently bought a house on the countryside and now my old family is coming over all the time. Leave me the fuck alone.
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My mother was a vegetarian for sustainability reasons, but she'd cook meat for the rest of us. When I get nostalgic for her cooking I just take a chicken and leave it in the oven for 45 minutes too long.

I'd like to have an argument about ribs
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I don't really wanna be that guy, but ribs are the wings of red meat. All bone, almost no meat, and the people who make them only care about the fucking sauce. It's pleb food of the highest order.
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>>14559118
Underrated
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>>14558665
Ribs are unethical and gross.

Your turn.
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>>14560154
Here's my argument
https://vocaroo.com/64YlORt2MBi
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>>14558665
The best ribs are those with both a dry rub and a sauce

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Doing an ALDI run, /ck/. Need me to pick up anything for you while I'm out?
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>>14560136
I said sorry! Stop hitting me!
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>>14555550
I hope you get the job anon
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Get the knock off knoppers and some bresola for me
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>>14555271
Their nachos are topnotch,literally the best you can get at any store.
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coffee chocolate, knock-off pringles, coffee ice cream and a pork shoulder roast thanks mate, oh an a box of apple cider cans.

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Is it worth the $6 for a box?
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>>14559584
Nijiya market
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>>14559901
Great taste
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>>14559201
no
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>>14559201
House is better than S&B if you can find it. Always go for the hot spice level. It's not spicy at all, and it tastes far better than the mild.
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>>14559201
havent seen it cheaper than 5 bucks in brooklyn, even at the asian market near me.
dunno why its priced as a fancy export product when its just curry knorr sponsored by chef marco pierre white.
it sure is damn tasty.
the other cheap brand "vermont curry" while tasting fine, gives me wicked heartburn.
compared the two and golden seems to have the least amount of artificial bullshit in it.
the entire backside of vermont's is dedicated to a whole smorgasbord of weird sus shit.
thank you for reading my blogpost

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Why are there no cool ranch cheetos?
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>>14560349
Pajeet stores have lots of different flavors of Cheetos but no cool ranch just weird Indian spices
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>>14560349
Why are you such a fucking faggot?
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>>14560445
shut the fuck up bitch and come let me crack your faggot jaw
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>>14560349
They did have a ranch flavor a couple years back. It wasn't good.
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>>14560448
You unhinge your jaw so you can suck more dick at the bus station. Queer ass little bitch boy

>another package from Japan
>maybe I will finally feel whole enough to go on okcupid and talk to women about something normal, lure her into my home and she will see I have the best knives and the rest of my personality defects won't matter
>no wait knives isn't it, I have to talk about something else first otherwise she'll be scared
>what do normal people even talk about? where to even begin?
>fuck that I'm just going to sharpen knives until I'm tired

is there a more depressing hobby than kitchen knives?
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>>14556608
Guns, unironically. I have like two but gun fags are a lose/lose. You spend a fuck ton of money in the expectation that you're gonna have some movie meme shootout at your house which would be horrifying and the worst day of your life. And I know you'll say well at least you're not dead! But guess what? A plain shotgun kills assailants pretty good and I have one and guess what else? I'm not afraid of dying anyways.
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>>14559616
Kek
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>>14558031
>kiwi knives.
No, there is a line, you fucking monster.
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>>14556964
I refuse to believe anyone but the femmiest of femboys would ever be topped by an east Asian twink. It's almost lesbian sex at that point.
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>>14559684
Kiwi and Wusthof are on the same level

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>ask for chicken noodle soup
>get this
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My bf grew up with a mom that bought those fucking soup packets with 5 hair-thin noodles in them, that nasty dried chicken and the powder. He insists on it when he's sick and I hate it so much. It literally smells like piss and probably tastes like it, too. The only reason his mom bought shit like that for their home is because she has a fucking eating disorder, she looks like a skeleton. How about COOKING YOUR CHILD actual FOOD instead of insisting on the blandest and most restrictive diet imaginable? No other flavors except vanilla, plain donuts only, NEVER anything like lasagna because those are "fat people meals". So much food he was never allowed to have. It's one thing to be a weird bitch with picky eater syndrome but passing it onto your kids is legit some fucking child abuse. It makes me so sad for him he actually gets nostalgic endorphin rush when he smells that putrid piss water he thinks is "soup" RIP
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>>14560236
u should feed him BBQ chips instead
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>>14560248
Only at the pool you dumb ignorant bitch
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>>14556617
be the change you want to see in the world, pussy
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>>14560236
Through all the vulgar language I can see you care very much for your boyfriends wellbeing and wish he had a better upbringing. That's really endearing of you, and I hope you and your bf have a long happy relationship together.

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>'MEMBER MAKING TOAST IN A GIZMO LIKE THIS?
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>>14560216
QRD?

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I'm addicted to this particular type of rice, I just don't know many things I can eat with it. I've tried canned tuna, chicken, fried egg, kimchi, danmuji, frozen tempura, steamed vegetables, and so on. I prefer it to be simple since I'm a lazy fuck, but if you have good ideas please let me know. I don't mind anything, it doesn't even have to be japanese, as long as it tastes good.
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>>14558347
natto
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>>14558840
nooo it was all bright green and uniform in shape. like little tiny green balls
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>>14558347
Butter and soy sauce.
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>>14558347
Soy sauce glazed eggplant
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>>14558425
Great choices. I also like salmon.

seasoned Korean seaweed and umeboshi help a lot when it’s just rice you’re gonna eat. One to use as wrapper and the other to counterbalance the plainness of the rice.


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