They're hot dogs not fucking "glizzys "
>>19748884shut up bitch
>>19751790no it is black people slang
>>19751817You lost the war. They are glizzys now
>>19749055He can’t he was just euthanized to free up resources for Pakistanis
>>19751812>nooooo you need to embrace my gay forced monkeyspeak meme, this isn't very fleek word fr ongod yeet
How much do i need to spend on a espresso machine? I've been thinking about pic related, roughly 600 €.
>>19752094Will you be drinking the espresso straight? If so you should be looking in the 1000 – 2000 USD range. If not, go cheaper, you probably won't notice much of a drop in quality in mixed drinks. Your also going to need an espresso capable grinder if you don't have one already. Ask /ctg/ for more detailed information.
I'd get the Flair 58You also need a good grinder
>>19752094Under 3k you're just looking at garbage desu
>>19752094https://www.reddit.com/r/espresso/wiki/index#wiki_what_espresso_machine_should_i_buy.3F
>he buys expensive kitchen equipment in a desperate attempt to cope with the fact that he sucks at cooking
>>19750346>>19750639frfr enjoy your unmarked lead, cadmium, and uranium glazed dishware
The dumbest is the $1000 rice cooker. A $15 one will make perfect rice every time.I bet there's people that pay big money for high tech kettles so they can take their water boiling game to the next level.
>>19750122I just use this sharp piece of metal that I picked up in a construction yard. Cut vegetables with it, stir scrambled eggs, open cans, spread butter with it, ice a cake. Ahh, old rusty. Never leave my side.
>>19750122i buy cheap kitchen equipment and refuse to learn to cook
>>19751312Uranium glassware is based you pussy. You can find it on ebay
Things that are acceptable in a pancake:BlueberriesStrawberriesBananasCinnamon/nutmegPumpkin during the autumn.Thats it.STOP PUTTING JUNK FOOD IN YOUR BREAKFAST
>>19749090>Things that are acceptable in a pancakeamaretto
>>19749090>nooooooooooo! you can’t put sweet things on panCAKEit’s literally cake cooked in a pan, it’s supposed to be junk food
>>19750268This is one of those posts that really makes you marvel at the depths of stupidity on display
>>19750268nice cakie
>>19750298>This is one of those posts that really makes you marvel at the depths of stupidity on displayyou'd be correct if he was incorrect, but pancakes are just cakes cooked in a pan.
I'm a senior in college and poorer than I've ever been, practically all my money goes to tuition and rent. What's the single most cost-effective way to feed myself? For the past few weeks I've eaten nothing but ham sandwiches and instant ramen. All I've got for cooking is an instantpot and a pretty dull chef's knife
>>19751331>what would you need billions of dollars for?to control industries so the women and unintelligent don't ruin it.
Just eat food from the garbage, it’s free.
>>19751174peanut butter jelly sandwiches
>pays many thousands for college >doesn't allocate any money for proper food and nutrition The fuck are you doing in college if you don't have money for good food? The myth of the poor college student is bullshit. You should have already saved enough money to feed yourself. Fucking idiots.
>>19751174>Be a senior>Decide to finally go to collegeFuck off gramps you're not even going to use that degree anyway. Just live off your gibs and shit up the YMCA like a normal oldfag.
This is better than 90% of whiskey, rum vodka and any other alcoholic drink. Say something nice about the best Mexican tequila
>>19748395Good add everything I want more for my $.
>>19751300Have you tried Cazcanes' other expressions? I heard nothing but good things about them
>>19751387No. You get less distillate and more woowoo type shit.
>>19751401good throw in some voodoo too
>>19748167Enjoy your hangovers
What is your favorite session beer to enjoy a 12pk of in the 5% to 5.9% abv range?I find that 4% beers aren’t worth the time or money, it takes all 12 beers just to get a mild head buzz, and when I get into the 6% range with a 12pk I run the risk of ruining the next day.
>>19727553
>>19750759He's drank Bud, Miller, and Coors through out the Attitude Era on TV, sadly he brings his terrible Broken Skull beer now. You'd think if one man on Earth would have chose a good beer for his brand....
>>19727553it's the perfect season for this kind of thing. all these oktoberfest marzens are in that range and are great.
>>19727564Same, drank it more often specifically because I kept watching Johnny Lawrence casually being an alcoholic with it
>drank about 10 steveweisers and a pint of voodoo ranger last night I am hungover bros, thank god for Gatorade, that cures it like you wouldn’t believe
What foods taste the most like cum?
>>19751603>Maybe city planners are all womenlolI'm >>19751606/>>19736332My sortakindanotreally wife is a city planner. All of her coworkers are gay dudes. idk if that's a stereotype or just our area.
>>19736332wow i havent thought about cum trees in like 15 years
>>19749509To be honest this might be a reasonable application of iToddlers being BTFO.
>>19741787At what frequencies should you eat pineapple?
>>19739077plebbit strikes again
It is THE drink. Nothing else comes close.
cane sugar coke > hfcs coke > pepsi max > coke sugar free
Sugar syrup is not a drink. If you're over the age of 5 can consuming your calories in liquid form without getting drunk you're doing it wrong.
>>19752029>consuming your calories in liquid form>you're doing it wrong.I see you're a man of taste as well
>>19751999based babybrained marketingslop retard
Vanilla flavored is ok
The guy ate McDonalds for 100 days and still lost weight,CICO proven right again lmaoyoutube grifters, ketolards and other low iq retards on suciide watch lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bsse_7YP28
>>19751822>Water only impacts your weight for a span of ~3 days maxDo you think that by drinking a glass of water you now weigh 1 pound more for 3 days
>>19751908Probably talking about "water weight" from glycogen. I feel thats a misleading term for this here reason.
>>19752014Probably not because it still doesnt make sense in that context
>>19742357>CICOsure it works for weight loss but if you're eating like shit you're still going to have heart, blood pressure issuesand IU've known people that eat healthy but still eat way too much so they don't lose weight but they don't have all the typical fat people problems
>>19752032*eat healthilyRetard.
>buy 4 onions>2 euros
>he buys bulky wasteful fresh onions that go badNot suffering from a literally 50% increase overnight in superior dried chopped onions.
>>197518101.99 a pound here in upstate new yorkFbm :(
>>19751810>living in a country that uses the Euro as it’s currencyYou’ve got bigger problems, much bigger.
>>19751871what's so wrong with getting assraped by unelected officials, you filthy antisemite??
It has officially begun
>>19750570Limp Bizkit?
>>19745052>(((rebel news)))>ian miles 80+ Tweets a Day changbert>midjourneythanks for the laugh, op, good one
>>197503414chan is only 50% American posters in current year. The rest are jealous europoors and third world ESLs. The euros have to defend their glorious German Union and shit on everything American or they lose their internet license.
>/pol/ invades /ck/ with their shitty far right clickbait websitesVery tiring
the worst part is that they legally don't have to put it on the ingredients label unless it passes a certain percentage threshold. so A) you will not be totally aware of what you are consuming B) they will continue to call you a schizo because "look, nothing even has bugs in it!" (they do, just below threshold) and C) eventually will be able to say "you've been eating them all along, chud! actual gaslighting at play
rate this sandwich i invented>toast 2 slices of bread>put any sauces you want on the bottom slice( i like tomato relish)>put grated cheese ontop of the sauce(if any)>fry an egg>put the egg directly ontop of the cheese(the heat of the egg will melt the cheese)>fry one slice of ham and place ontop of egg(you may want to remove any oil with a paper towel first)>top with the other slice of bread
>>19751826>here's the recipe>first, dunno>then uuuuh>whatever you have on hand>dealer's choice>do whateveramazingmindblowingly radical
The only meat is a single slice of ham? Ridiculous.
>>197518260/10sauce goes on top so the bottom bread doesn't get soggy and lose structure.
>>19751826Why not put the cheese inbetween the ham and egg? Also this >>19751934.
>>19751826Okay you've made a shitty Croque Madame.
I’m looking to buy an air fryerFor the purpose of dehydrating food and moreAny recommendations on what type I should get?Preferably it should be able to dry things in large batches but be under £250 Pic unrelated
>>19751628Yes but air fryers and dehydrators work in an extremely similar way and some even have a specific dehydration setting.
>>19751640I think I’d be able to make do with something similar to thishttps://www.kalorik.com/products/maxx-air-fryer
>>19751649Marisa my beloved
>>19750209The higher end instant pots have air fryer and dehydrator functions
do you use minced garlic?
>>19750461what a strange claim when alliums are some of the best things you could ever eat.
>>19751803garlic needs you??
>>19750414Here in Spain we don't even have this in the stores
>>19751808>alliums are some of the best things you could ever eat.
>>19751972Right? lmaoIt has metabisulfate or some shit like that added to it as a preservative which gives it an absolutely horrid chemical-y smell and flavour. It's utterly disgusting and has absolutely no redeeming quality at all.
