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what am I in for?
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>>18866324
nta but i recommend doing a salad with fennel, orange, and walnuts
also try thinly slicing it and cooking it down in pasta dishes. it's especially good with sundried tomatoes
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Depends. Did you get the round fat ones or the long thin ones? One has an intense flavour better-suited for cooking (longs IE "female" ones) and the other is sweeter and more mellow, better suited for salads and crudite (fats IE "male" ones).
Personally, I like the long ones raw, too, but people tend to cook them because of how EXTREMELY fibrous they tend to be when raw.

>>18866332
They're not roots.

>>18866324
Obviously not that Anon, but I'm a simple man and like them sliced thin and dipped into a bit of salt and oil. If cooked, there are soups with thinly sliced fennel and you can also wedge, oil and roast them.
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>>18866403
Ay fennelboi tell me which ones is female and which ones is male or shut the fuck up
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>>18866403
good info, thanks anon
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shave thin, use in a salad with radicchio, orange and/or grapefruit segments, halved castelveltrano olives(or any other firm, buttery olive), and shaved parm, simple oil and vinegar dressing
crunchy, sweet, salty, bitter, citrusy and just a really nice departure from a generic green salad

makes for a nice quick pickle when shaved, when roasted it loses the anise flavour and is just sort of sweet and mellow

goes nicely with pork and white fish

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ITT: Quintessential "Ive given up on life" food
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>>18851584
I hope the discussion then turned to how to run the engines for 1 less minute a day.
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>>18864837
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>>18863357
This has always been an externalized cope in itself. Just because it happens some of the time doesn't magically jump it to "most", you are usually being insulted justifiably for how you are.
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7/11 pizza. i like them personally.
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>>18851356
>You absolutely don't have to be mentally ill. Shit like this is coming out of the mouths of elected officials.
You got it backwards. Our politicians are getting more retarded.

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do japs really eat this much rice commonly?
how the fuck are they thin?
do they just stuff themselves with so much rice they barely crave anything so it's a net negative calorie intake
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>>18866451
japs btfo
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>>18866451
I'm a white Australian and so far have surprised three Japanese women (plus two Chinese, one Malaysian, and a Fillipino that I actually liked very much really wish I could have married) with the small size of my penis. Averages can't exist without samples at the low end, but they all want average or above.
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>>18866494
It’s ok, they’ll still marry you for money and status
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>>18866510
They all either dumped me or stopped responding soon after.
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>>18866374
Japan is one of a handful of places on Earth identified as having an abnormally high percentage of centenarians and supercentenarians. Diet is believed to be a contributing factor. Obviously white rice in general is counterindicative, but at the end of the day you need to get carbs somewhere.

How old were you the first time you drank alcohol? What did you have?
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my aunt let me try her jack and coke, it was disgusting, i was 15 or so. at 16 my friends older brother was old enough to buy shit so i tried a lot of beers. the first thing i bought for myself after turning of age was some shitty high gravity beer.
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>>18860825
at a ski resort, my dad gave me a sip of his corona
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>>18860875
yeah
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>>18860825
16, heinakins and some sambuka, the beers were fucking awful but the sambuka was great, still love it.
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>>18861195
multiple family members offered me alcohol before I even turned 18
I'm 21 now and still haven't really tried it

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What are some of the lesser known side effects of a keto diet? I know some of the common ones like headache, foggy brain, fatigue, irritability, nausea, difficulty sleeping, constipation, high cholesterol, but I didn't realize your pee would become oily too.
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>>18861822
You proved nothing and conceded
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>>18860556
pacific islander?
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>>18861452
Cindy Furlough
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>>18860152
Your brain is fat retard
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>>18859442
So many anti keto shills these days. (((They)))fear the meat eater

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Nacho cheese may have been made for nachos, and many people might eat Pretzels with mustard, but pretzels with nacho cheese is optimal.
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>>18866535
Bro thats not your cheese
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>>18866535
You can fuck my sister, op.

What's the best home cook youtubers? My favorite so far is Ethan Chlebowski. And what's with the Adam Ragusea hate, other than him being smug and libtarded?
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>>18865709
Yeah, that's what he takes when he's on the go. So if he ever visits you and finds your kitchen inadequate for his needs he'll whip out his big box and use proper tools for the job.
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I love this couple.
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>>18866193
Asians can't into sexual dimorphism.
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>>18866026
Sounds positively insufferable.
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>>18866193
which one is the man? Is it the dog?

And why is it the rib-eye?
>tender
>delicious marbling
>fat renders down to melt in your mouth
>nutty flavour
Filet is for tasteless.
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>>18865569
You're not wrong, but "nutty"? Stay in school. I don't see your career as a food critic getting off the ground, kid.
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>>18865698
Hanger steak is OK but not worth the cost IMO... also that is too much rosemary, bro...

All of that meat probably tastes like piss now.
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Let me introduce you plebs to the zabuton.
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T Bone
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>>18866516
that looks pretty good

they don't sell that anywhere here

I want to clean my grates on my gas stove by sticking them in the dish washer. But I never use my dish washer. What am I supposed to put in there for soap that is not a meme? Can I just use dish soap?
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>>18863308
Just do it by hand in the sink. Use bbq cleaner and a stiff brush
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>>18863686
Appliance repair guy here.
Good thread OP, and good thinking using a dishwasher for cleaning parts, it will clean cast iron gas stove grates nicely. You can even put in the cast iron gas burner parts to wash as well. Be careful of washing the aluminum diffuser plates as those are sensitive to soaps that contain bleach. Also, diffusers have vent holes that can be plugged with debris. After the dishwashing/drying cycle is done put each burner and grate back on and check for proper flame ignition and even flame height. May you have many happy meals!
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>>18864290
>This kills the child
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>>18866319
At very least, you're paying 3x as much as you need to.
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>>18866371
Thas fucked up man...

I hope nobody listens to this guy.

Can you develop psychosis from Bang? I’ve been drinking 2-3 a day for the past couple months and now I’m having these weird thoughts like my family poisoning my food and our landlord being a mossad agent who’s trying to kill me. Is this Bang or something else?
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>>18864304
Yeah caffeine and energy drinks can cause psychotic symptoms in some people. How many people are susceptible to this? I have no idea.
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>>18864304
Stimulant abuse leading to psychosis is well known by medical professionals and myself

Maybe stop? Take a week off work as sick leave, it'll feel like you've got the flu, and you'll be okay again. Won't get headaches, you'll start sleeping good, etc. Unless you're a fisherman or something with an awful schedule it's pretty easy to stay off of stimulants afterwards, too.
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>>18864304
Drinking 2 or 3 energy drinks isn't turning you into a schizo.

I'm sure it's not helping, though.
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>>18864304
>landlord being a mossad agent
4chan is your problem, not Bang.
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>>18864304
Sounds like you're finally starting to notice things.

It's Friday what are you drinking, /ck/?

I got a tall boy of this and it tastes like Hawaiian Punch puke in a can. BIG REGRETS!
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>>18866346
I got away with rapein 2009.
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>>18866426
and God bless ya fer it
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>>18866402
Isn't Dead Guy a Rogue product?

There's some good Rogue ales but I heard that they were assholes...
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>>18866346
"Voodoo ranger"
AKA malt liquor with a little hop syrup added after yikes.
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>>18866346
grey goose with red bull and club soda

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Get white bread. Warm a pan, spray it with butter spray. Place a thick spread of butter on the inside of the bread, and a thin spread of mayo on the outside, i.e. the mayo side is on the pan. Put 4-6 slices of kraft american cheese in it. Cook on medium heat around 2-3 minutes each side. Enjoy.
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>>18865952
>queue instant seething
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>>18863762
Anova oven set to 390 and 45% steam

Two slices of sourdough oil or mayo or butter on outside if you want.
Put a few slices of american cheese on

Place in oven for 8-9 minutes. Slice. Enjoy.
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>>18864816
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>>18865992
The egg in the mayonnaise cooks but the oil seperates combined with the "butter spray" and homogenized cheese product it's just a sponge soaked in seed oils
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>>18866110
>seed oils
who fucking cares

What have you mixed this week? Any new bar finds? Everything alcohol not specific not whiskey and wine threads that may already exist. Maybe this thread will eventually survive.

Also, don't buy a copper mug for your home bar (unless after a year the Moscow Mule is your *favorite*). It's just encouraging gimmicky marketing. Also, it's a highball, so who gives a fuck?
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>>18866333
Hmm, interesting. Could a charcoal-filtered root beer or ginger beer or other brewed NA beverage achieve some decent sensation of body without an overpowering flavor, I wonder?
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>>18866311
>Kyiv Mule
If that were to catch on as a thing, the proper thing would be to add uzvar (dried berry and lightly spiced punch): https://moscowcopper.com/blogs/the-mule-blog/kyiv-mule-cocktail-recipe
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>>18866300
I've only started with mezcal recently (I was reluctant at first because it was getting a bunch of hype), but honestly it's so good that I almost feel bad mixing it into a cocktail -- except it mixes so well! (It would be highly variable for the type of mezcal, so any recipe is up in the air, and a mix for the classic "smoky" mezcal s mostly as a complement to other spirits tbf, but it's such a great addition.)
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I tried making a japanese highball. tasted like dirt.
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>>18866326
I haven't tried these, but for example when I was looking at Stirrings Blood Orange Bitters (NA), the common review was that it was too weak, and that you'd just need to up the quantity by a significant amount (3x or more?) to get the same effect as a regular alcoholic top-brand bitters. That said, from what people here have said, that just might be what you have to deal with for NA drinking for the time being until demand pushes competition and innovation further.(I can't imagine they couldn't simply distill a glycerine infusion, figuring out the ideal temp and pressure like with anything else).

It doesn't matter so much with bitters -- if you have to use 3x or 10x extra in an OF it still won't affect your drink (you can always reduce the added water or use a 2:1 or agave syrup). And there are several young gin OF recipes, and I've found unaged OF variants in general can be extremely pleasant.

Say something nice about 5 guys.
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>>18864900
>Say something nice about 5 guys.

Harry is pretty chill.
Simon is a nice guy.
Charlie cooks a great bbq.
Peter's a great musician,
and Tyrone takes care of my wife.
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>>18865704
>only 26.25 plus tax bro
lol
3$ have been deposited into your account.
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>>18864900
I'd love five guys in my mouth. Not keen on the restaurant though.
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My hipster friends from 2009 thought it was the best thing in the world back then. This was when they first opened some locations around Baltimore.
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>>18864900
Pretty yummy, I was coughing and my eyes started watering last time I went into one with my brothers due to how strong the pepper and spices were in the store

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Can you give an argument as to why I shouldn't dedicate the rest of my life to eating the most luxurious food possible?
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>>18866205
Your memory and sense of time are shot because you're vaxxed. It was always 2 years from now.
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>>18866197
Nope. Before some idiot argues gluttony; this man is paying for many people's wage, some extremely skilled, by buying more expensive food.
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>>18866213
Nope, COVID vaccines were released in early 2021 and that's when people like you predicted that everyone will be dead in 2 years. In 2025 years you'll still be saying it's definitely happening in 2 years. SAD.
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I like most well-prepared fish more than caviar
I like most cuts of steak more than filet mignon
eat what you like the best, luxury is just a product of scarcity, marketing, cost of production, or perceived classiness
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>>18866197
Its the only logical choice, why would you eat goyslop willingly


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