Has anyone been watching Alton Brown's new video series on youtube called Quarantine Kitchen? It is basically videos of him and his wife cooking whatever they have. It can be pretty hilarious.Their latest video, Alton creates a new game which is a mix of chopped and let's make a deal and has his wife cook. Apparently if this ep gets 250k views, he will be playing the same game blindfolded.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeB2bSu4w54
I'm more partial to j kenji lopez alt
>>14165206Hi Alton, thanks for stopping by. I'll come watch your new video after I finish jacking off to 35 tabs worth of spider hybrid rape hentai.
>>14165206i don't want to watch boomer couples make food what the hell is wrong with you.
>>14165206i enjoy alton but find these videos are shit tier content
>claims to be a Christian>divorced>thinks gays should be married I expect nothing less from pr*testants
post only the most retarded high caloric cuisine
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>>14152707So many people are retarded when it comes to making burgers. Theres a very hard limit on how tall you should be making them
>>14152685I'd eat this over the span of a week.
>>14165018Oh shit, kaiji's author did a series about Instagram food?
>>14152685This would be godly if the cookie dough in the middle were reasonably sized
What happened to these guys? They used to be all over YouTube back in the day
>>14165692fuck man i love mega64
>>14165716this one had me lmaoing a long time agohttps://youtu.be/7oXx0qwe0wc
>>14162360i think i caught autism from this
>>14162933lmao at pic ive seen peopel do shit like that
>>14163724If less than 5% of your subscriber base watches your videos that might as well be a dead channel.
It's just fish and rice. How did it become known as one of the best foods of all time?
>>14166140Nice bait, weeb.
>>14166140Fresh fish is one of the tastiest foods on the planet, and the seasoned rice goes well with it.
>>14166140i like putting them in my mouth :)
>>14166184I tried it and thought "I'd rather be eating bbq than this"
>>14166140I don't know. I really like it. If you don't like it, that's fine.
What are you drinking tonight?
>>14161321Nothing. It's thursday, you degenerate.
>>14161321turkey 101
>>14163450My man.
Some buffalo trace
I'm trying not to
What's your favorite flavor of combos? Mine is pic related
>>14166190Anyone who doesn't choose pizza is wrong.
Plastic tubing inside $2,000 Breville espresso machines edition. This thread is for all coffee related discussion and inquiries.>what are you drinking>do you like it>getting anymorePrevious thread >>14107601
>>14165072Lol
>>14165072The internals of an espresso machine, outside of the 3 way valve and grouphead do not touch coffee ever.
>>14165072This is your brain on aeropress.
>>14165170easycopper and brass have a lower specific heat than aluminum and stainless. BASICALLY this means they retain heat longer than copper and brassSO BASICALLY A LARGE PART YOUR STUPID QUOTE IS WRONG AND JUST A LIE TO SELL YOU A PRODUCT
>>14165999>specific heatRetard, the point was about corrosion.
Pizza with ranch dressing *chef kiss*
>>14165342Aren’t there whole pizzas now that use ranch as the base instead of tomato sauce?
>>14165619Yes, and it's glorious. I've made a couple myself, just take a buffalo chicken and swap the blue cheese sauce for some ranch.
>>14164818The recipe for guaranteed diarrhea
Pizza with French's mustard.*Chef rubs dick on pizza*
>>14165099this right here
Tried a new recipe involving 425 degrees F in an oven for 25 minutes. Never had my oven that hot for that long.When I came back, the buttons above my oven were hot and painful to touch. Had to put on oven mitts to turn it off.Is that normal for hot ovens cooking for a while? Or is my oven leaking a lot of heat?
>>14165457>All I can find about this oven is that it's a Samsung. No model number anywhere I can find.Maybe you could head to the Samsung website and search through their ovens until you find something that looks like yours.
>>14165457>Don't want to bother my slumlord landlord about it because he'll want to come by and inspect it himself.anon, what are you doing that you're worried about your landlord?
>>14165500I'm supposed to be the only one living here. Anyone else who lives long-term needs to be added to the lease and do a background check.[spoiler]I currently have a 19 year old trans girl living with me. She made a desperate post on a healslut discord, her parents found her buttplug collection and it was either beg or sleep on the street. I drove two hours to pick her up, I was going to let her sleep on my couch until we found her an apartment.It had been eight years since I had a GF, haven't had one since high school. Long story short, we've had sex a dozen times since and it's only been two weeks.[/spoiler]
>>14165524hell yeah, get someBut seriously, you need to get this shit fixed. Clean your apartment and make her a fort in the closet to hide her there until the oven is fixed. You can have sex in the closet-fort afterwards. It'll be your new kink.
>>14165285425 for 25 minutes is not very long.
Is it true that staff hate repeat customers?
>>14165857except there's no tipping at mcdonald's
Probably, but who cares about what wagies think
>>14153350>foodmonkey thinks he's too good to wait 15 seconds for me to decide what I want to eat
>>14165782pretend your on the phone or something
>>14165975Yeah, just something about the line about showing familiarity being a turn-off gave me that vibe.
Post any drink recipes you have. The more obscure/specific to your family or culture, the better.
One I can think of now is coffeecake. Literally cake that you eat with coffee. I mean yeah, usually I would eat any cake I made with coffee but this is just so great
>>14164143Ask for a tiramisu then.
>>14163687Made some Cuban black beans the other day that I didn't quite cook long enough, had them in the fridge and I made some chicken livers. Cooked the blood from the livers, added to some beans then put everything in the processor. Made some really good livery tasting bean dip, kind of a cross between pate and bean dip without a shit ton of fat/butter.
>>14163698Try putting some Baileys Irish Cream in a milkshake. Also, Baileys Irish Cream with egg will make some mean french toast.
>>14164261I used to make a vegetable tip that was just cooked and blended peas, I believe there may have been mint in it. I recall it being good, but then again I haven’t made it in a decade.
>>14165739>>14166082Where do you eat? I’ve never had bad BG.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F2BZB7Nf_P8Previous:>>14122010
>>14164907help guys, how can the starter just cease showing activity, its barely even growing or bubbling up anymore
>>14164907>>14165359just keep feeding it on the schedule
>>14164530well if it's any hint the crust isn't like on the bread from the bakery but it's kinda translucent like on the top and you can see trapped ait in it. Although the recipe said to run oven as hot as possible and I'm anxious gas is cooler than electric, I'll buy thermometer for sure
>>14164912Glad to:https://www.seasonsandsuppers.ca/homemade-hamburger-buns/#wprm-recipe-container-32522
>>14162663>I already have a starter but never tried doing just an all purpose white flour loafthis is a good imo, let me elaborate on it for a good answerI was also under the impression that soudough is mostly for wholemeal or similar richer type mix, however come to think of it, I'm not sure if any of the recipes specified being whole flour, and if they do its usually a mix, otherwise most of the loafs that result look rather something that you can only get with white flourbut to expand on the concept, I saw one article where they even have a pizza crust recipe with sourdough, so I'm intrigued to know if I can make, besides the regular loaf, baguettes, nice round buns like the post above, pizza, or even other fancy things like a cookie
How do I orgasmic food?
>>14165634I find it incredibly hot to get women to cheat with me. I would never cheat in my own relationship, and I would never date a cheater, but there's something just incredibly hot about the idea of a woman having someone at home to love and fuck her but choosing to spend the night with me and then going back for the bare necessities that I don't have to provide.
>>14165835Cuck
>>14166084How? It's a smart arrangement.
>>14166084I'm a cuck for fucking another dude's woman behind his back and letting him take care of the mundane commitment shit?
>>14165609Soma is fucking trashGo read Chuuka Ichiban and Oishinbo instead
Can I use a wok with one of these?
>>14164045Yes, depending on how hot your particular model gets. You don't need a furnace to wok well, it just really really helps.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WujehK7kYLMsee for yourself
hijacking thread, what size of wok should i get? I'm sick of making fried rice in a pan
>>14164289It's more that the Chinese-restaurant burners don't heat the bottom of the wok, they heat all sides of it.
>>14164045Yes. Most chinese and japanese people don't actually have built in stoves, and just use these(or even the electric versions) for everything.
