ITT: foods from video games you wanted to tryWhy did the chicken look so good?
>>13566627Aaaand we just lost Dhirim to the Vaegirs. Then the Nords. Then the Khergits.
>>13564636my manpizza machine was also a great time
>>13562724Jumpstart 1st grade
I wanted to eat kelp so bad because of this game, I would get a net and collect as much seaweed as I could when I went to the beach and make a “pie” out of it with sand. I was stoked as hell to find out that you could, in fact, eat seaweed, and became a sushi fan from a very young age.
>>13551908nostalgia
>"smart fridge" breaks every six months>parent's fridge from late 80s still chugging alongYES MAD
>>13569919Shut the fuck up retarded piece of faggot shit
>>13566023What is planned obsolence lmao
>>13566023Fuck post-war fridges altogether. Get an absorption fridge from the 30s.
>>13566023It's a shame your dad is a gay retard who doesnt know anything in regards to maintenance and repair of anything."I'll just by a new one when it breaks and watch football on sunday and drink beer after work".
>>13569571Shut the fuck up you literal double nigger. I'm under 30, and have been browsing this shithole longer than you have. Old appliances tend to just fuckin' werk, most new shit is truly riddled with unneeded bullshit and if you're unable to see that you're clearly a zoomer fuck.
these keep coming out underdoneare you supposed to cook the weiners and the bacon separately and finish them together?
hehe benis so funneh :D
>>13570805ask your mom, she's used to handling multiple ones at once
>>13570805omg haha
What were the gooks thinking?
>>13566930Steel is an alloy that contains iron.
>>13566930it's chinese steelyou'll get your magnesium and zinc too
>>13569502I like South Korea.>spread actual cuisine to japan>they like to bond through contact, more bros than other asians>good oral hygiene, unlike other asians who think they do but rape their teeth>won't put up with people trying to rewrite history
>>13569944>won't put up with people trying to rewrite historythey just do it themselves instead.
>>13565730Good work, I honestly can't tell if this is bait or not
Assuming you have a refrigerator, freezer, oven and a stove, what are the bare essentials to have in your kitchen /ck/?
food
pans, pots, knives, cutting boards, dishes
>>13570716A mexican wife so she can do all the cooking and cleaning.
Marinated karaage tossed in sauce. Marinade was soy sauce, star anise, cinnamon, garlic, apples, ginger, sesame oil and rice vinegar. Sauce is marinara, chopped hot peppers, honey and fish sauce
>>135675111 small white onion, chopped1.5 lbs chop beef, browned1 quart tomato juicebetween 1 tsp and 1 tbsp salt?~? pepper~? garlic powder1 tsp ~ 1 tbsp worcestershire sauce1~3 sliced/chopped jalapenosbring to boil and simmer until desired reductionincrease heat and add 1 lb wide egg noodlesremove from heat when noodles done (recommended al dente for reheating leftovers)I do the pepper and garlic powder by hand, smell, and current mood like an italian grandmother so idk what the real measurements are.
>>13567511I am on a cut, so i basically ate raw veggies and tea for dinner, but i made my wife some cream of broccoli soup with cheese melted on top.
>>13568186Only white people do thisT.asian
>>13568870Don't you have some bat soup to eat
>>13567511Seaoned chicken, pancetta and onions, fried up then dumped a bunch of soup and pureed tomato in. Seasoned with random dried herbs and spices then chucked in some fresh basil and spring onions. Not pretty but amazing with spicy rice and makes for god-tier farts.
>tfw hire a new cook who completely learns their station in less than a week and can handle working the line on a busy friday night>still get completely fucked over with how busy it isDid you do anything nice for yourself to unwind after this brutal Friday night? I Made a burger, picked up some vodka and Irish whiskey, and got some Taco Bell for good measure.
>>13565664>not a single salad gun, soup gun, steak gun or dessert gun
>>13570243> That said, I only drink a small glass or two of whiskey every night, usually one beer, and half a handle of vodka throughout the day.So 3-6 whiskeys, 3 beers, and one and a half bottle of vodka in a daysounds like an alcoholic to me
>>13570243the health problems may not come now, but with age. Be careful man
>>13570158What room is this table in? At first your pics seems like you just had cluttered coffee table and you were the typical alcoholic chef unwinding after a shift. Now the pics are Reddit tier karma whoring
>>13566654Post it to your favourite subreddit
Post pleb filter food.Pic related is incredible, most idiots put way too much on and have it on untoasted breads.
>>13569295different texture mostly, they taste pretty similar
>>13566761>I am a wishy-washy, detached ironyfag so everyone else also must be oneI hope the next century produces conditions that eugenically select against you jellylike noncommittal fucks
>>13564218I'll see that and raise you some pork flavored packets.
>>13564356>what about SAUERKRAUTthis has to be b8
>>13564330Based filtert. Mediterranean
Anon took a Spanish cooking class.I didn't get laid but still had a good time.
>>13570539I think that's the whole point of banning singles. It's the metoo era, friend. If your craft class isn't a safe space for women you're getting bad press or a lawsuit.
>>13570550That must be a burger thing. Sad.
>>13570474Beer and lemonade panache on the way to lunch.
>>13570796Tapas lunch. Some rice dish.
>>13570823Artichoke and ham. Really nice.
>be Swedish>decide to invent a national desert like all the other cool countries>put hard-boiled egg yolks, pickled shrimp, raw tomatoes and cucumbers on itWhat the fuck is the deal with Scandinavians? Has all that snus fried their taste buds or something?
>>13569087>put hard-boiled egg yolks, pickled shrimp, raw tomatoes and cucumbers on itAll the other crap looks like slop, but this seems like a perfectly decent sandwich.
>>13569229It's literally called "sandwichcake"
sandwich cake is party food kinot. finn
>>13569087The sandwich cake is just our smørrebrød envy. The good shit is palt, pickled herring, suovas, gustavskorv, cold smoked salmon and blood sausage. Sandwich cake is nice and all, but they usually look better than that.
I can eat smörgåstårta till I starve to death
Getting Domino's for the first time in 20 years. What's the best style of za from there?
>>13567934I wish I could go another 20 years without having another.
My go to is pan pizza, bbq sauce, mozz, cheddar, and chicken (sometimes with mushrooms or spinach if Im feeling spendy)
>>13566750Man I have literally thrown delivery bags of pizza, sideways, upside down, down some stairs, and absolutely never seen them get fucked like this. Like, at absolute worst, some sauce/cheese hits the top of the box, or a slice or two slides a little under another slice, but never something like that. What the fuck.
>Order 3 classic crust>receive 3 thin crustT-t-thanks dominos, only place that delivers to my home unfortunatly.I like the diavola
>>13566802I just pretend to be sorry about the accident, give them my info, by the time they realize the phone number is fake I'm long gone
>looks like shit>taste like heavenWhat are other examples?
>>13570308curry
boiled meats
>>13570308mole sauce looks like literal diarrhea but tastes good
The secret to a godly fried rice is..........?
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>>13570759>he learned how to cook fried rice from white peopleSo I should do the exact opposite of what you recommend, got it.
>>13570759>chinese fried riceyou disgust me
I read that you shouldn't eat more than 4 cloves a day. I eat 5 cloves a day but want to eat more... I feel like I don't taste them "enough".
>>13570201yes you'll have insane braps the next day if you OD on garlic
>>13570201also go get fresh garlic like this
>>13570232if you want to cook them a lot, let them sit a while between cutting them and cooking them to let the enzymes have a chance at making the garlic flavor before you deactivate them with heat
>>13570201Where did you read this?
>>13570201I knew a vegan guy who ate a lot of garlic. he always smelled like the sewer had backed up in an olive garden restaurant.
Chili dogs are truly one of the best meat sandwiches to eat.
>>13568439Nah, chili dogs are pretty horrible sandwiches.
>>13569716Everyone is entitled to their wrong opinions.
>>13569584u r mums twat wuz a parfait last night if you know wut i mean
>>13569760I am actually rather confuzzled, might you elaborate?
>>13568439Chili dogs suck, coney dogs best
