What if the commenters on Pornhub is an actual AI and the people who coded it chose humor as its algorithm. I just don't get why so many people who are funny as fuck are jacking off and then laughing about it in the comments afterwards, doesn't sound realistic. They literally made an AI for the memetic singularity
>>30089129It’s just an advertisement scheme. They take a population subset (30 and younger) and appeal to a different part of them seperate from their product. You think I wonder if people actually comment like that on PH and go to the website. You are a click, you are a view, you continually get hooked and you are the product.
>>30089151Not my point. The feeling of shame still exists in a mass amount of the population. And the videos that I have no shame in watching I can see why people would take shame in it. Dont care enough though. That being said it should just be a view, not a clowns world comment. Seems kinda weird bro.
Have you ever telepathically communicated with someone?
>>30086996Yea.
>>30086996Telepathy only comes from God or the Devil. This excludes most all of /x/.
why is this thread being shadowjannied
>>30086996Yes. But it's much easier with animals.
Yes, psi phenomena are part of my daily life at this point. It's not all that fucked up either. Now.
What is her endgame? Is she trying to manifest something with her photoshoping herself on thousand of photos and posting them online? Does any one have the old videos of her ranting about porn whores and religion?
previous thread: >>30062356Fig.1 shows me with (You) and (You) and (You) sharing drinks with (You).https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ue2-ZVxpVjc
you can wrangle the stream all you want but water flows and all must abide to itto fight the stream is to fight life itself, only way to win is to abandon life and rejoin the void
the struggle to "beat life" is a endless onelike sisyphus one is always met with obstaclesthere is no permanent victory to this strugglethe struggle sustains the struggling oneonce the taste for the struggle dies out so does the struggler to be at peace and to be perfect is to be stillno action compels him, no emotion stirs himat peace with stillness the wanderer finds itonce he has it anything he could get by it becomes ashesno motivation means no ambition, one is at peace with his own mortality and yearns to return to the voidanything good is just a bonus, nothing is expectedeverything bad is just temporary, it only adds to the yearning to rejoin the voidin the end the wanderer arrives at the gates of death weary and ready to let godeath welcomes the wanderer with open arms and one returns to the voidnothing is left undone for nothing needed to be doneComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
all your victories are hollow self yielding to selfall the people you know are just fractions of the selfthis life is a meaningless distraction from eternal solitudenothing here means anything, meaning is a man made conceptto abandon all the rules and concepts and still feel emptythat is the life of the wanderer who is on his way to voidjoy, achievement, love, hate, struggle, they all slip awayone finds only stillness and solitudein this state one enters nirvanabut no joy comes, nothing but perfect stillnesswhat is there left to live for after thatfriends are just faces painted on the voidmasks that are worn by that eternal abyssphilosophy is the study for truth and wisdomonce one achieves truth and wisdom one does not obtain happinessComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>30087012never eat leper corn
what can change the nature of a man
To start, the words goiteía and gois are greek for charm and charmer. Or Sorcery and Sorcerer. It's tied to "goos" meaning moan/wail/howl, because if we go back to a time of classism, a "be moaner" was a vocation. Kind of like a shill, but for dead people. You can't just say empty words at a funeral like "he will be miss" "his passing was devastating" "things will never be the same". Those things have to be valid and acted upon. Someone has to cut their hair and go through the motions, wear black ect... And of course, as an act, it's not always genuine but under classism you serve society and perform your duties devoid of ego. You are what society says you are whether you like it or not. It was an oppressive system, and crazy to think that something as human as expressing emotion would be a privilege granted or forbidden depending on your class. Like "real men don't cry"; but they took it seriously. In the bible, Jesus casts out "legion" from a possessed man living among graves. He wasn't necessarily crazy. This was his station in life. His role. A kind of sjw that became insufferable as classism faded from Greek mentality and people were free to speak their own minds and weren't obligated to maintain and represent some collective identity. Going back to goiteia meaning "charm". I think it's more accurate to translate it as "accessory". Setting magical thinking aside for the moment, the fact is, certain states of being come with a set of requirements. To be a brother you need siblings. Right? Siblings are the goetia of a brother. To be a blacksmith, you need a hammer, anvil, and metal to work with. Those tools are goetia, accessories. You can't be a King without a kingdom. A fandom requires fans. To jump from writer to author, you need to be published. You take this relationship, anthropomorphize it, and now you have Goetic spirits or demons.
I forgot to mention that Sheba was within some general area of south Arabia and part of Africa. So now. We jump to the 15-16th century. Where a fusion of jewish/arab traditions blended with greeco-roman mysticism compiled the the Lesser Key of Solomon during the Renaissance. Mostly coming from the Demonologist John Wier, Who published "Pseudomonarchia Daemonum" aka "The False Monarchy of Demons" which is an appendix to another book he wrote "De praestigiis daemonum" (On the Tricks of Demons)For context, Wier was a doctor who did not believe in witchcraft. And offered a medical view on where the delusions and perceptions of demons comes from. And to his credit, he was a student of Agrippa who wrote Three Books of Occult Philosophy. So he was aware of legit religious practices. But to his discredit, he was a doctor. And of course would be opposed to witch trials since those are potential patients he could make a living "treating" >More of Solomon's Goetia TrickeryThis "insanity" defense had nothing to do with talismans, and more to do with vapors from alchemical processes and smelting*. An example of "Solomon's Wisdom" is in the story of 2 women claiming a child as their own. To settle the matter, Solomon threatened to cleave the baby in 2 and give each half. The woman who said, "Fuck that, give her the baby" was rewarded the child. This was in no way proof that she was the actual mother. Only proof that she wasn't possessed by the idea of just "being" a mother. To be a mother, one needs a child. A child is a goetia, an accessory, to a mother. But there are other qualities to motherhood. Such as considering the child's well being, and the capacity to eventually let go and be separated from it. And this is what Solomon "drew out" *smelting, earlier I mentioned Kelmis being "iron" but he is also known as "the smelter". A smelter refined metal from ore by heating it up. In a sense, Solomon did the same thing, albeit figuratively.
>>30087162Lucifer's role was a tempter. Using temptation to draw out the flaws and impurities in people. Unlike Kelmis, Lucifer's rebellion is well known. At least in 2 different versions. He was was ordered to submit and praise man, but felt they were beneath him. Or that, he didn't have the capacity praise something other than God. If there was such a thing as being too perfect. The assumption is that Kelmis defied his mother, (Gaia, Rhea, or Adrestia, "the inescapable" or "the inevitable") in arrogance. Some task must have been beneath him. I'm not super clear on Greek God family tree and timelines. But Zeus was born from Gaia, and was hid away by Adrestia until he was old enough to usurp his father. Adrestia's servants were the Idaian Dactyls. One source says Zeus was their father. But another source, Ovid, tells a story that they were Zeus' playmates while growing up in hiding. Somehow Kelmis offended Rhea, so she had Zeus turn him into adamant, not iron. Adamant was the archaic name for Diamond. But possibly, more specifically, Moldavite. Found in impact craters or "cups". Places where the heavens touched the earth. The gem from Lucifer's crown, the lapis exilis, was said to form the holy grail. This is part of the Arthurian Legends ( from 1200s). Like Thor's Hammer, only the worthy can lift it. A property of the cosmic material takes on the weight proportional to a person's sin.
>>30084699I remember years ago my friend told me an interesting story. He was home alone when he kept hearing noises in his closet. He went to check and got a major sense of dread so he decided not to open it. Later that night he noticed someone had left an empty jug of milk on the counter and there was a trail of milk heading back to the closet. This next part he is hesitant to discuss, but he slowly walks up to the closet. The door bursts open and right there standing in front of him was a creature so horrible that it broke his mind. He said it had no skin, no organs, no eyes, no muscle or anything. It was just bones. A human skeletal structure moving about with its own free will. It ran out of an open window carrying a bag full of various dairy products and calcium vitamin supplements. He now sleeps with a gun and doesn't keep any dairy or calcium supplements in his house for fear of the creature coming back.
>>30084699>gois>summon demons gois
>>30088408gois is the charmer.goiteía is the charmhttps://youtu.be/vQEpTXFGNgE
What's the deepest rabbit hole you've ever been through?
>>30086990Plato described an all powerful empire that went down twelve thousand years ago. Two centuries is nothing. Besides, our history now goes back as far as fourteen billion years with the first cosmological data points. I couldn't care less about funny monkeys in ladies wear.
>>30072241>>30072339wasn't his original intention to unite the arab countries into a more modernized nation? but the US just lied to him about a bunch of shit and fuck him over
>>30071542delete this if you want to live
>>30071316which William Cooper?
>>30071087light is without time without speed. it just is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwoRiD47G6I10:16
>>30086528>nexpo tapes situationlol what
>>30086556someone made up a meme about a tape of nexpo murdering someone in a graveyard or something
>>30086568LOL what a shitty creepypasta, just because Nexpo is a retarded autist, doesnt mean he'd murder someone
>>30086556Don't listen to the other guy, he's a retard.Nexpo made a video in which he and his friend went to an old cemetery (I think the whole premise was that it was haunter or smthn). There they started just memeing all over the place, being disrecpetful and all, and his friend pissed on one of the graves (or next to it I don't remember, still a shitty thing to do).
>>30088378what the hell lmao was this an old video? what a dick
How come I can never sleep when a full moon is out?
>>30088429same t b h
>>30080681Me when looking at the moon
>>30080596>other anons not picking up the pure sarcasm of this post/x/ sure is fucking stupid lmao
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Last night there was a storm over the east cast of the Atlantic.A storm with hardly any rain, no lightening. But it had an unsual thunder.I was getting in bed with my wife when I heard the strange booms, it sounded to me like a low flying aircraft which would make sense as we have an airport close by.But it was very short lived, and ended. Plus it sounded off.I thought it might be thunder, so i waited.It was 5-10 minutes before another small boom, it sounded sort of like a far off sonic boom but only the the lasting rumble after its starting to fade away.I woke up, and on the a big local Facebook page (dedicated to posting about traffic accidents, break ins, fires, emergencies, etc), there was a post asking what the "explosions" were.People were commenting saying they also heard loud booms, while there were plenty of people dismissing it as thunder.What made me make this thread, was that there was a large number of people that said they thought it didnt sound like thunder, or that it did resemble it but it was very weird sounding.many people were like me, intially wondered if it was planes or thunder, but upon hearing it they realized it sounded like it was neither of thoseIt lasted from 12:30 am to 6:30. I've been up since 5:00, and it was in larger breaks but still going on when i woke up. it honestly was much louder, but the boom was dampened at the same time if that makes sense.i havent heard anymore since 6:30~Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>30088437eastern Canada, Nova scotia
>>30088445Hello fellow NS anon.I was camping last night out on some crown land near a little town called Walton in Hants County. There was a ton a lightning my way but just flashes, no bolts or anything visible, also no rain. In fact the sky was clear enough that I could see stars while watching the lightning.I didn't hear any thunder though but still a strange storm.
>>30088491>Hants Countya ways away from cape breton.It was a weird storm.I feel like things are going to be getting real strange soon enough, as they already are
>>30088522I feel it too.There was also a ton of animal activity last night. I had a porcupine walk into my camp, a deer cross the road in front of my car with it's head to the ground and not look up even when I honked at it and heard nonstop howling from coyotes pretty close to where I was.
Jesus Christ will be returning for his people soon.
https://starseedhotline.ning.com/ is a fraud website where they promote fake medical healing that does NOT work. Create an account and confront the owners of that website, guys!
>>30088994Shut up
Why? I love starseeds but I hate FAKE starseeds like on that website. There are 2 kinds of starseeds, good and bad. The bad ones are on that fucking website. God I hate them.
Alright let’s have it /x/, what’s your most /x/tier horror movies?
>>30088418>nigger on the movie posterNo thanks, I'll skip
>>30088418There’s an interesting one called His House about African immigrants in the UK
Thready reminder that hereditary is NOT welcome on any horror movie lists or to be confused with anything resembling a good movie. Anyone suggesting it should be has bad taste in horror movies.
>>300884638mm is what changed my opinion of Nicolas Cage, such an underrated movie. Definitely /x/ tier as well.
>>30088556I love how all the contrarian shit posting about hereditary never actually includes any specific criticism of the movie>Reddit likes it so it probably sucks!
But not to scary please
>>30086497no way this is real
>>30077421How can a man dance with no lungs
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nJROKaZJgbIThis is deeply concerning.
>>30075005She didn't pass away you know.
This is one of the most redpilled """movies""" from the 2010s. Why haven't you watched it yet?
>>30085608I completely agree. Say someone routinely wakes at the same time and turns on the news as part of their routine, then they're hit with the news jingle then the weather forecast (the primer) and then hit with the "news" which may be negative or postive. Pavlovs dogs but with people and information
Either the movie is good because it's getting hot reaction, or there's bunch of samefagging going on trying to falseflag different positions.
>>30087960My thoughts exactly.
You should try and find 'Playhouse Presents - The Man' with Stephen Fry, Stellan Skarsgard, and Zoe Wanamaker. It's not all doom and gloom, you know.
>>30085608Holy shit thanks for posting this graphic. I needed this.
/x/'s verdict on 9/11? also general 9/11 thread
>>30075951>no Taurus>no Virgo>no Scorpio>no AquariusMan.
>>30084243How true is this?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpxrGZlGpxw
Rich person needs to get rid of some vastly expensive buildings; a failing president needs a reason to get the public behind him; sandniggers need new guns and training.Smashing planes into the buildings solves all three of these problems, with the extra benefit of getting some oil and opium.
>>30063493conspiracy for MIC racketeering and embezzlement
>>30082889Thanks
ITT: share local stories and urban legends that pop up around you at this time of year. Stories that would no be heard anywhere else.Vibe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rr0fagZDuig
>Live in Wisconsin>Never ever heard about the dogman except for books and podcasts made by out-of-statersThe hodag is pretty cool, but not from my part of the state. Local local we just some road that teenagers called devil road where spooky stuff supposedly happened. Supposedly, my uncle saw a strange light in the sky once. Never new him to make shit up but he was an extreme alcoholic even by Wisconsinite standards.
>>30053024The 6avenue road,near "the yellow car"
>>30078260If they're big they're old. It's reasonable to assume they've learned to avoid humans enough to avoid cameras. Giant catfish are probably one of the more likely 'cryptids' to be discovered in the next few decades. But they'll all be species we already know about, just unusually old and big. I'd tend to believe local legends about things like giant catfish.
>>30070364>>30072117>>30072136High level /x/ posting. I hope Blue is real and still out there.
In Indonesian folklore, we have this thing called Pontianak which are ghosts from women who died in childbirth. Also, here ghosts, especially the aforementioned pontianak are said to love haunting banana plants. Anyway, there's this maternity hospital a couple streets away from my place. And just a street away is a field with some cell phone towers and a small banana plantation. Naturally, it's the perfect ground to create a bunch of tales of spooky sightings. Nothing major though, just the usual talks of people seeing female ghosts clad in white but with blood stains on the lower half of the dress, or hearing a woman mournfully singing lullabies and what not.Also, in response to the recent news of people attacking 5G towers because something something cancer virus etc, my friend joked that 5G is just china's way of harnessing the power of electricity to open a portal to the other realm.
