Discuss.
>>3448197You might have autism
>>3434497Bears and Crocs for the amphibious victory. Assuming one can choose the terrain for the battle, I’d like to post up on a flat island in the middle of a lake. Fortifications (A simple wooden tower)and traps (Punji stakes/hidden deep holes) would be on the island. Bears wait at the water’s edge and the crocs patrol the waters. I’m plinking the hunter with some bolt action roof camping. Any eagle coming my way will get shot down with aerial automatic shotgun fire. Rats will be picked off by crocs and what’s left of them will be taken care of by my bears and shotgun fire. The deep water fucks bulls, wolves, lions, and gorillas indefinitely. Amphibious Victory AF
>>3435902Bumping this shit thread to laugh at this retard.
>>3435924>chimpsWow, we talk about knowing there are bots here all the time, but that's an intensive image recognition glitch, is there a way I can set a flag for this thread to get special attention by your programmer?
>>3435555Quad 5sSays 5 gorillasI think we have to obey the numbers here, no matter what our judgement tells us.
Can we get some more love for these amazing dogs, please? They don’t get as much attention by the public as other African predators, and they’re sadly endangered.
>Getting cat next week>Have already spent 700 dollars on shit for the cat and haven't even gotten tiI just want the kitty to have the best stuff and live a happy life but everywhere I fucking turn people are telling me to do different shit. I checked the kot thread and got some info, but it's all just a lot to take in. I'm worried he won't like me if I fucked something up :(
>>3448053You should get cat grass, it's good for cats' digestion and super easy to grow. I was going to mention it to a guy in a cat thread on /b/ because his cat wanted to eat leaves but the thread got pruned for more photos of buttholes or whatever
dude you know the best cat toy ever?a real feather srsgo outside and pick up a few dropped feathers from pigeons or birdscats recognise the smell and go crazy attacking them
>>3448239I should do that, I know the perfect place to get feathers. My cats favorite homemade toy is made of jute twine. I made a loop at the top for my finger and then tied several long strings of jute to the loop. She likes to chase it and attack it and run her claws through the jute. I should make a new one, jute is cheap.
>>3448045>pheromone diffuser kit
>>3448266Honestly the only thing on his list that stood out to me, most of it seemed pretty reasonable.
>Being swallowed alive by a frog is a death sentence for most insects, but one beetle species shrugs off being digested and instead finds freedom by sneaking out through its captor's anus. >When the pond frog Pelophylax nigromaculatus was presented with the aquatic beetle Regimbartia attenuata, it quickly snapped up the beetle, swallowing it whole and alive. But the meals ended with a strange twist, researchers recently discovered.>In most of the experiments, the beetles reappeared within six hours, slipping out of a frog's anus, or vent. Though muscles typically hold the vent tightly shut, those muscles loosen up when the frog poops; the beetles could be stimulating the frogs' defecation reflex in order to temporarily open this unusual emergency exit, according to the new study.https://www.livescience.com/beetle-escape-frog-butt.html
I wonder how many beetles got immediately eaten again.
>>3447859Okay, but how does it not get dissolved by stomach acid?
>>3447990Uh oh! Stinky!
>>3448148here should special ferment to dissolve chitinehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chitinasestrangely enough, some speices feeding on insects doesn't have them, lilke silky anteater
>>3448275*doesn't seem to have them
ITT: Dogs screaming.youtube.com/watch?v=R6MpkvYiQoc
>>3444599Good, janny will delete it later.
>>3444613>>3444615Can I get some of whatever you're smoking?
>>3442229this mixed with pitchshifted hendrix would trigger enlightenment
>>3443392Woah...how did they train a dog to sing like that????
>>3443367Wait, did the dog get taken away?
The last thread got bumped off.All things spec evo are welcome here.Illustration by Alexander Ostrowski.
>>3417103Thanks, I fucking hate it.
>>3431172Basically, I'm monke
>>3442830>>3442859>>3442874>>3442894I post my shitty art on deviant art but I never fucking ever interact with the "community" in there.
>>3447257hey hey hey, give yourself some credit anon, that's pretty good!
>>3446201>digitigradesHahDoubt that
fat
>>3448128Orangutan jungle school
>>3448128Budi's videos are super cute, specially when he's screaming in pain
>>3444111nice digits
Budi must be protected at all costs
>>3448242I want Budi and Rickina to meet
Most bugs die when they try to fly through my window fan. This big tubular beetle with long antennas just flied through and came out fine.Shit he's gonna get me isn't he. He's out for revenge isn't he.
POST THE MOST ALPHA ANIMALS POSSIBLEil start, black wolf howling in thunderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1LiSijUwsA
2-Black rhino(color choice purely a coincidence )https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY-idwl_IkM
Don't cut their tails!!!
>>3447213I happen to be quite fond of my pups corkscrew piggy tail. It's not going anywhere
>>3447213So you cut off their leg instead? Sad!
my granny had a boxer that was unclipped and his tail used to shatter decorations off the Christmas tree and beat the mother fuck out of your shins. it was pretty endearing and everybody loved toby
>>3447213i will cut off the tail and balls
Some country people explained why dogs sometimes get their tail cut short. If they have a really long tail and are excitable they might nick the tip of their tail on something and there is an artery that goes all the way to the end. So it starts bleeding way more than you'd expect and the dog keeps wagging while whipping blood everywhere. Meanwhile you're wrestling with the dog and it thinks that's fun so it wags even more while getting more blood on you and everything else.
Hey /an/ first time posting here. My girlfriend and I are having a strange issue with her cat at night time and I was hoping maybe one of you would have some advice on the matter. Backstory:>Cat owned by gf and her mom before I met her>Mom's house is very rural with tons of forested areas for cat to explore daily>Meet gf, she moves in with me>Current apartment doesn't allow animals so cat stays with mom at her house>Eventually move to a new place which allows pets>Bring cat to new place in an urban environment>Cat has been very scared of new home as there are new sights and sounds she is not familiar withFor the first night the cat stayed under our bed the entire time. After a few days she is slowly coming out of our room for short periods of time to wander but she usually will get spooked by a car driving by and bolt back to our room. We have tried to get her slowly used to our neighborhood but as soon as we bring her near the front door she freaks out and runs back to the room.
>>3447913Would you think there can be anything we could do to make her more comfortable in the meantime?
>>3447920Hey we're trying. If you have something actually useful to say though I'm all ears
>date catfag>have a bad timewho could have predicted this??
>Sounds like a great opportunity for you retards to stop having an "outdoor" cat.
>>3448192>toxo so far gone, can't even quote right
Gave her some chicken and water and a place to sleep, but I also have a Beagle dog in the garden. They haven't met yet. How to get the dog used to the cat and also what else can I do?
>>3447425sterilise it
>>3447435This.Get it spayed and also post a picture of her.The dog will get used to her fast, obviously punish any aggressive behaviour.
Fox thread
>>3447631Epic win
>>3447631haha so funny
>>3446804why foxes gotta fuck in public while humans watch? have they no shame!
Post ferrets.Or have your keys stolen in your sleep.
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>>3446935GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF GET HIM OFF
>>3444571I’m in SoCal, and had ferrets growing up. Just drive to a Nevada pet store and get one
