A pomeranian would destroy a husky in a dogfight.First they would fake out the husky with a feint to one side, and then run under their legs an take them down from the rear. While the husky was in disbelief (because huskies are retarded lol) the pomeranian would attack one of its legs and repeat that until all the husky's legs were disabled. Then the last phase of the fight would begin with the pomchad attacking the helpless husky, using their rotundness to dodge-roll the sledcucks attempts to flail around and bite and nipping at their head until the husky ran out of HP and died. If they were feeling like it they could also take out the tail for extra experience points. Scientific sources say a pomeranian could defeat an infinite number of huskies in succession this way.Pomchads: 1Huscucks: 0
>>4310961Peter's dad here, phone posting from work but not op
>>4310965>dadCringeThe correct term is wolf brother
NSFLhttps://youtu.be/3r_dYhck5zo
>>4311094for anyone that doesn't have a jewgle account like a cringe normie, the video goes like this>be gook bugmen>leave unfamiliar, unsocialized dogs locked in a small room together>small dog is dominant as fuck from being babied in an apartment all day>large dog is pent up as fuck from living the korean city life, clearly uncomfortably and eager to escape>large dog walks near small dog>small dog turns and growls, makes eye contact>you picked the wrong day bitch>gets rekt>gook bugmancomes in>displays mild concern>shows the utmost care for his animals, the exact standard of care that created this situation, and replaces the small dog that is now slowly dying with two dozen broken bones with an identical small dog and hopes it doesn't happen again>large dog continues being anxious and pent up, one provocation away from doing it againComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>4311108>Wot dik, i heard something from the dog area, go check>oh dear>what happen?>wang suk, we have to make dinner early today.>is at least husky?>no sorry, cut extra cabbage, not much meat.
What does your dog say about you?I've notice a general pattern recently about two particular groups of girls preferring certain breeds over others, like big girls prefer smaller cute breeds and small girls prefer larger and more masculine breeds.
usually, the stronger and more aggressive the dog, the weaker/smaller dicked the owner, but the ultimate dicklet dog is small and scrawny, like frieza's final form.But it's actually weak and dies to a swift kick.
>>4310904racism belongs on /b/ or /pol/...
>>4310971stop being a brown zoophile then
>>4310904Seething mastiff coper
>>4310883Fat ugly girls prefer pits
This is a male bird btw
Post hooters
What are you doing, steppe eagle?
caracara threadstarting off with some johnny rooks
aren't reptile puppy mills kinda fucked up?
>>4309618that's because the weird vorefags and live feeders (and the powerfeeders, which is itself a weird sexual thing IMO) are creepy fucking weirdos that no one likes and makes the rest of the people that just want to watch neat animals in cool environments we built for them to live in look bad by comparison.
>>4307958they're just too stupid to understand they're gonna get cold out in your house...sure they want to explore. so do people but they choose the cubicle because of the security. snakes would choose a warm tank with frozen mice over a cold dusty corner with no food if they were informed but they won't be because their IQ is like 5
>>4307438only working breeds like herding, hunting, guiding and sniffer dogs should be allowed
>>4311042the lord gave dogs and cats over to man before the smallest grain and the blandest vegetable. in the beginning they were largely useless, economically, and yet we still had them, as god arranged it to be so. they are not expensive or a detriment under the watch of sensible, moral people, as god arranged it to be so. no matter where man takes himself these things are a constant connection to god's creations. they set a standard of goodness for their caretakers, and they set a standard of goodness for all men, for who would be friends with someone that can not outdo a dog, except someone who has no dog to compare them to?when man abandons his old friends he fully gives himself over to the ways of satan. more efficiency, more profit. every last dollar to the central bank. only animals that contribute to the bankers schemes should be allowed!
>>4311061Based christchadDog hate is for muslims, mormons, talmudists, and protestants.
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>>4311011it's funny knowing that the woodpeckers of a million years from now have already begun to evolve but it's so subtle you can't tell.
>>4311021Makes no sense. Woodpeckers are viable only in their latest forms.Starting slow because you'll wreck your brain will get you nowhere.Early woodpeckers would be absolutely useless.
>>4311035Having a tongue wrapped around the skull does not cushion the brain that is inside the skull. It's just a retardedly long tongue.Woodpeckers brains evolved to be tiny to sustain less damage, because smaller brained, already retarded but functional birds were less likely to become crippled nonfunctional retardshttps://www.npr.org/2022/07/14/1110581385/a-woodpeckers-brain-takes-a-big-hit-with-every-peck-studyOnce again creationist tards base their entire argument on an entirely wrong and nonsensical premise.>having a small amount of tissue between my skin and skull will surely protect my brain from injuries sustained by accelerated and decelerating from within my skull, said the fat man before taking off on a motorcycle without a helmet
>>4311038And the same applies retard. Smacking their heads on wood would have been nearly useless for hundreds of thousands of years until they developed brains small enough to actually do some damage to the wood.
wood was softer back then
1000 years ago>be poor farmer>wife does chores and prepares meals>work outdoors with plenty of privacy>trusty doggo coworkers>have your selection of the finest sheep and horse pussy every dayToday>be poor wagie>either no gf or she's a worthless slob>never go outside, monitored all day (including while you sleep)>not even allowed to have a cat in your apartment (rent is half your wage btw)>masturbate to cartoon farm animals wishing you could own your own someday
>>4299769Haha doggo go brrr
>>4302146Except the evidence shows that people are alive.
>>4309367People concerned with animal rights are obsessed with feces. What else is new.
>>4309367Because horsefuckers need to be reminded that horses are literally shitty animals.
>>4311039oh nooooo... animals are le poopy?>brings out garden hoseanyway
Sorry for accidentally posting on /int/. In this general, we discuss Speculative Evolution Projects. My project for instance is the Kuiper II Project.>Kuiperozoa has extreme sexual dimorphism, exoskeleton, orange Scandium-based blood and liquevorous diet.>Kuiperoflora have black sap and generally somewhat resemble a cross between Bladderwrack and Willow depending on the species and type.
>>4310385Seethe
>>4309125Is the Mystery Flesh Pit still going?Haven't heard anything about it ever since someone made an analog horror-esque about the park disaster
>>4310698Last I checked they just uploaded a couple more pics about signage, also>analog horror-esque about the park disasterWhere is this? sounds interesting
>>4310806https://youtu.be/kJLQ5pDpzHwAccidentaly stumbled upon this vid earlier this year on my feedSeems like a fanwork to me
>>4262830ADHD and hunting go in hand-in-hand. There is a whole Wikipedia article dedicated to this weird connection.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunter_versus_farmer_hypothesis
cont. from >>4291055>green anaconda editionThis thread is dedicated to all animals of the reptilia and amphibia classes. Topics include, but are not limited to: geckos, snakes of all kinds, frogs, salamanders, newts, turtles, tortoises, and much more. Before asking a question, do a search on the internet to see if it has been answeredClassifieds for finding breeders and products:>morphmarket.com>kingsnake.com>faunaclassifieds.com>reptilescanada.com (Canadian breeders)>caudata.orgMost forums will have a "for sale" section on them, so look for that, especially if you have a specific herp you want. Craigslist can also be a good source for cheap aquariums, and make sure to check for any reptile expos that occur in your area.When asking a question, make sure to include these details:>Type and size of animal>Enclosure dimensions>Humidity and temperatureComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>4311005Does that contaminate the water, or eat away the penny
>>4311123Itll corrode the coin, releasing the byproducts into the water. Probably not lethal, but I wouldnt want to drink it. I've scored a post-1982 penny and stuck it in the water I give my snakes. I'll check up on it in a day or so and see what it does.
>>4311398Note by "the water I give my snakes" I meant a sample of that same water. Its not in their dish.
>>4311398Neat.
>>4310892metallic copper is pretty inert, doesn't leach into water. if u see it getting dirty thats likely from the water that your using, and can always clean it off withe some sandpaper or scotchbrite
What lemur is your favorite? Other prosimians are allowed as well.
I am going to find out the cleanest humin and make him the most dirty!
>>4308143Pour them all into this BigBlackVoid, quickly!
Hey-ya!
Nothing is more tasty than bananas!
KEEP IT UP, LEMURSCHIZO!
Old Thread >>4210464What are your thoughts on the orange people?
>>4309613...Really?
>>4277655aquapong my friend...
>>4310472i wanna frame this photo in my house
>>4310472>>4310591
>>4310664>>4310665These are just scary because theyre uncanny puppetsLikely inaccurate too
>>4310664You first, OP
>>4310694Already posted 3, here's another one but i want more
>>4310664>>4310665>>4310692>>4310705Creepy!
