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Which one is the more antifragile and adaptable species?
>>3760395OP on the bottom
>>3760329Squealniggers by far.You can remove canids easy, but oink removal is always only ever temporary.
>>3760351It's one guy trying to force his meme word, much like a few faggots on /tv/ trying to force keyed and lockpilled.
>>3761162>you can remove canids easykeep trying fagboy, maybe the wolves will finally fuck you if you succeed (you won't) (wolves suck btw)
>>3760329Hogs easily, we've got a lot of them in the woods I live in, they're clever motherfuckers. Whenever I see one I shoot (never leave my house without my revolver) and nowadays I rarely spot one of the fuckers even though they keep shitting all over my land and when I'm inside I'll hear them outside. The only good thing I can say about having hogs on my land is that the corpses I drag down to the river keep the gators full, I can't even fucking eat them because the ones in my area are all riddled with parasites.
highland cows found in the scottish highlands
>>3759648They're all over europe
>>3759650I should've said originated from
>>3759648dude get a haircut
>>3759648Probably the only good things to come out of Scotland.
>>3759648*hugs*
I dont get this>swallow another animal>they get into the softest part of my body>they dont do massive internal damageHow do literally ALL animals swallow their prey without their prey fucking up their mouth? Its extremely soft tissue and the prey is usually still alive and has claws and teeth and stuff.Why doesnt the rat in picture just start biting and clawing all around? I had many rats so i know they have no issue doing that, so if she does, how does the frog not care?
>>3760755well this is the main reason you shouldn't feed your animals live rodentsa rodent will fuck up your reptile if it doesn't manage to kill them on the strikeyou can tell what snakes for example are live fed in captivity or not because they'll be all fucked up with scars and bite marks
African Bullfrogs have teeth, called Odontode.
It's like you've never read vore comics.
>>3760819based
>Be me>I see an orange leaf>Step on it for the crunchy sound>No crunchy sound>It wasn't a leafI stepped on a butterfly
>>3761143bro i hate to break it to you but i'm pretty sure you don't have a soul
>>3761143anon has never felt the joy of walking over fall leaves as a child
>>3761143This is a sad post
>be me>see some blueberries>eat them for the taste>ate way too manyNow I'm all purple.
>>3760944Don't feel too bad, if it was on the ground and still for long enough to mistake it for a leaf, it was probably on it's way out anyways, if not already dead.
I got some bladder/pond snails in my tank, presumably from some plants I got. I'm going to take the tank apart soon and switch out the substrate. The inhabitants (a bunch of shrimp) will be put in an empty temporary tank. What can I do to get rid of the snails and eggs on the plants and such? I don't want to kill the plants.
>>3761062>>3761070This but don't do pure bleach though or you'll kill your plants. It should be around a 1:20 bleach to water ratio.
>>3760467look on ebay or amazon for No Planaria or Planaria Zero. Alternately, get 2 or 3 baby Oscars. Theyll eat anything that moves. Return them to petco/smart in a week once they're done
also if you get No Planaria, you wont have to tear down your tank
>>3761127That's regular bleach then, isn't it?The stuff in my bathroom says 5%
>>3761062>>3761070It will do nothing to the eggs.
>nature documentary narrator doesn't have grandfatherly/grandmotherly voice.yikes
>>3761120I think Paul McGann does better voiceovers for documentarys than Tennant [spoiler]he's also a better doctor who[/spoiler]
>>3761280>SpoilerYou take that back
>>3758320I think its like peak disappointed milf. Kinda lame husband she would almost for sure cheat on, and a cutie for a daughter who will for sure have feelings that need to be resolved when her parents divorce. Like just imagine, you go over her house when the husbands out, listen to her complain how boring he is, how she wants a real man, a younger man. Give her what she wants. Give it all. On the way out, shoot a wink at Coraline, let her know this is our secret too. God damn im bout to rewatch this
>>3761174Strange, the spike correlates with the rise in television broadcasts...
any essential viewing documentaries?
You guys told me they all looked like chickens
>>3757726Remove the miniature humans and that's just a bird
>>3759253you're right, just like this literal fucking bird on the left
>>3758491I was there 2 years ago. Very based museum
>>3755642use yandex for image searching, google suck dick. Plus it censors shit like crazy
>>3756728Google reverse search sucks now. I don't know what they changed, but Yandex consistently provides better results.The only drawback with Yandex is that you often have to scroll past a dozen Russian links before finding an English site.
Monkey thread
>>3760612DENY
gorilla bread, post gorils
*drags woman obsessed with him for 300 feet*https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna18767315
>>3760346Seems really inconsistent with weight but eastern gorillas are more robust with larger skulls and jaws than western ones so are the largest.
>>3761441>Bokito also escaped from his enclosure at Berlin’s zoo in 2004 before he was moved to RotterdamThat does it. He's officially my favorite now.
>>3761441>She had a habit of touching the glass that separated the public from the gorillas, while making eye contact with Bokito and smiling at him. Although smiling is often associated with submissive or non-aggressive behavior in gorillas,[4] eye contact is a practice that is discouraged by primatologists, as apes are likely to interpret eye contact as a challenge or a form of aggressive display.[citation needed] Zoo employees had previously warned her against doing this, but she continued, claiming a special bond with him: in an interview with De Telegraaf she said, "When I smile at him, he smiles back".>three more people were injured as a result of the panic
>>3761520>aww look, he's smiling
>ZEEEEEEE>ZOOOOOOOO>ZEEEEEEEEEEEE>ZOOOOOOOOOO ZOOOOOOOO>ZEEEEEEEEEEE>ZOOOOOOOOO>ZEEEEEEEEEEEE>ZOOOOOOO ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Where I grew up I used to hear these niggas, juncos, house finches, goldfinches, and hummingbirds singing all the time. I miss them so goddamn much.
>REE>REE>REE>REE>REE
>GO AWAY
>AAAAH>AAAAH>AAAAH
>>3761235>YAP YAP YAP
in Britain, Cavaliers are the most popular by a large marine.in America, Labradors are the most popular.
>>3761420Well yeah if they have utility. Jack russel terriers are cute and could probably do some damage to an intruder, but not like a german shepherd could. I meant more like gay shit like chihuahas and shih tzus
>>3761477chihuahuas are also based.
>>3761407You forget one of the best and most common used for dogs. Pest control. Half the active small breed dogs today are from ratting breeds.
>>3761482That chihuaha actually looks pretty cool>>3761500I always saw the mid size dogs doing the ferret diving stuff. If what you say is true. . . I may reevaluate my opinion
>>3761522Oh and the are smakl to medium herding dogs as well. I bet you could still find some working corgi lines somewhere. Sheep are dumb they dont carb how small a dog is.
>color change>texture change>camouflage and hypnosis>chameleon like tongue>venomous>ink bombsIs there any animal with more superpowers than this one?
>>3761105Don't they have some sort of special vision too, because of the weird shape of their pupils?
>>3761145Yes, but I think people are not entirly sure of what they do, I read that since they are color blind, they developed the ability to blur each color individualy instead of the whole image and guess the color of things by the blurriness.
>>3761105you forgot>lives like 2 yearschameleons also have an uncharacteristically short lifespan for a lizard of their size.
>>3761237This is way funnier than the copypasta.
>mfw I see ch*mps try to talk down to pongos
>>3761021Be like water, brother, let it flow around you.It's the orangutan way.
Why are Orangutans so gentle compared to Chimps?
>>3761323Asians are a model minority.
This dood really look like ginger guy that got lost in the woods for 20 years
What if people who break off from society really do return to monke
>>3761474oooo oooh ooooohh *kissing noises* ooooh uuuuooooh
>>3761474What if apes evolved from humans and not the other way around?
>>3761474They will look nice in some taxidermy display or some rich guy's wall.
I honestly don't care if apes go extinct. Monkeys are where it's at.
Mixosaurus edition For discussion of dinosaurs and paleontology in general
I wonder what kinds of unique parasites dinosaurs had.
>>3757534Kinda shit if it's a rare specimen peleontologists could use.
>>3761229
>>3761368How do they know the bones weren't just broken after
