What's your favorite Nanny Dog? For me it's the American Staffordshire Bull Terrier.
>>4309445Shill threadCode word: favoriteExterminate all Bull-Type Terriers
>>4309471dear god...
>>4309471anti nanny
For me, it's pomeranians. Small, fluffy, cute, and good at tricks.
I picked some flowers today by cutting the stem, and placing them into a jar with a lid on it. Turns out they're probably water hemlock. Am I going to die? I had minimal contact with the plant, mostly just my finger tips, and I have washed them a few times, and avoided all contact with my face before hand. This was about 3 hours ago, and I don't think I have any symptoms.Who knew this plant was so insanely common in my area. I was in the scouts for years and I swear they taught me nothing of value.
>>4310572a quick google search notes that you're mostly at risk for poison if you eat the fucking thing.
Yeah i noticed that also but I guess its a folk healing remedy to rub the plant against your skin, and thats also recommended against because apparently that can poison also. I don't know this for certain but I think the sap is rubbed on the skin in that case and not just the stalks or flowers
>>4310592they do look pretty tasty... but no, now I know better
Glad you're okay, OP. I've had my share of "am I going to die from this" freakouts.
These little guys are tossed into freezers, suffocated, their babies aswell, or even fed alive to reptiles in completely unnatural situations they cant escape.They can love, they care for their babies, they bond with their owner, yet, a bunch of people on this board casually talks about how they fed their disgisting eating and shitting machines(reptiles , amphibians) a "fuzzy" here, a "pinky" there like its completely normal to cause unneccessary suffering to an animal which is close to us as a mammal and then claim "iTs NaTuRe" Even if it was(its absolutely not), theres enough suffering in nature already. The fact that youre okay with small animals suffering for your hobby says a lot about you.I hereby manifest uncurable cancer in every person whom ever fed an animal other than a bug to their pet, live or frozen, and wish them all the worst. Thank you and goodbye.
>>4292693And then when a dog catches a cat, like wild dogs (coyotes and wolves) naturally do, you seethe?
Rats:>dirty>stinky>spread diseases>eats human food>eats insulation>shits everywhere>ugly buckteeth>only exist to get eaten by a better animal>looks like moldy ham (cringe)>only boring colors>can only eat in small bites like a cuckSnakes:>clean>smoothComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>4311119Not all animals are created equal, intelligent mammals are above all other life. Only mammals have souls. Other animals do not experience life, they merely perform it. Additionally, Snakes have been one of humanity's worst enemies through our entire history even in myth and religion. In fact, even today, snakes are the third animal who kills most humans only behind Mosquitoes and other humans.
>>4311172https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7z7sj6yBq0&ab_channel=RebeccaStoutYou forgot birds
Imagine owning a pet that literally pisses on you daily while you clean it up not only for free, but pay money to house and feed it so it can continue to piss on you. Rat "people" are lower than jannies.
My mother is hardcore convinced the world is ending Sunday due to "Bible prophecies" and has implied multiple times she is preparing to have her pets put to sleep due to this. These are healthy, young animals that have at least another 10 years left in them. She lives 1200 miles away so I can't just go pick them up myself, but are there agencies I can call that will forcefully go in and confiscate her pets and give them a better home? She is losing her ability to care for them. I don't know what to do in these situations.
>>4310511No, I'm not "a believer" so my opinion is wrong by default.
>>4310387the new testament is the most ridiculous shit ever. santa tier. >the end could be any time no one knows so you better behave!
>>4310535Just day you’ve seen god and talk her about the bible she obviously does not read
>>4310490lmao she accepts you won't be raptured what a bitchHope the kitties do OK
>>4311286Thanks, yeah. She seemed to give zero rat's asses about my dad either who is 82 and needs assistance, like having 3 doctor's visits this week I have to drive him to. We only have 1 car and she said I will have to leave him to fend for himself against the rioters and home looters and drive 1100 miles which all the freeways will be clogged with crashed cars from all the drivers who were ratpured, and get these cats. Only got about 13 hours left in her "schedule" so it'll be interesting to see what her take is then.
Badoongas
>>4311337
Would you go on a picnic with a cassowary?
>thread is 3 months old>oldest thread on /an/ right nowyou motherfuckers really love cassowaries huh?
Cassowary? I’d be very wary.
>>4203926Looks like it's charging it energy beam
B-bros somethings up with my dog
>>4310374>white people
>>4311227WhiteMexicanMexican WhiteWhiteIndian?White Mexican/ArabWhiteWhiteSeems more to me a perfectly cut slice of US demographics, where is the black guy and his dog doe?
>>4310668Dogs eat cats like, everywhere. You just aren’t familiar with it because you’ve been sheltered from the reality by careful breed selection and socialization. Mostly really friendly dogs too, like greyhounds, GSP/GWPs, and malamutes.
>>4311227>White people and their.. care for their long haired dogs on an escalator. Fucking heathens, amirite, anon?
>>4310204>with this disguise white women will find me irresistible.
>Wonder how they collect dog sperm>Surley they just put a blowup dog doll or a condom on the male right?>Video begins>White woman is talking about the value of sperm>Takes plastic bag out pocket>Dog excitedly runs over>She jerks the dog off into a bag>One women in the comments talks about how her dogs enjoy being milkedJesus christ this is horrible
>>4305225Yep, only verified dogfuckers I've ever known about irl were furfags.
>>4301801cute rhombus
>>4305228fuck off fag
>>4305308nope thats just you freak
>>4301801Why the fuck are you watching this shit?
Do you think i can have it as pet?
>>4310597Did you build one with a tunnel entrance like pic rel? They sometimes feel safer going in ones with tunnels at the entrance so it’s recommended. Even if you use a bit of cheap wood or folded cardboard it would help
>>4311111digits never lie
>>4311111Guess that settles it.
>>4311245Yup I did that. I'm obviously not experienced so it's pretty rough but I tried to make a honest house.
>>4311268looks comfy
A 84-year-old neighbor of mine passed away, and her son started leasing her place out. Soon after, hoodlums moved in and brought their pit bulls, which all died vomiting blood. It was awful to see. Then, a few weeks later, the same thing happened to the pups. Do you think it might be something they're eating? It's such a sad case that they keep dying.
>>4311208Mudslime fanfiction. Your fake religion is a corrupted form of christianity. The quran was not even attributed to pedohamed until hundreds of years after he died. The torah/Old Testament is the word of god and his (real) prophets. The quran is a stolen text from an invalid christian sect. The New Testament is the word of Christ and his apostles. The hadith are as bullshit as the catholic saints. >nooo false we are moral!Muslims have the highest rate of animal abuse outside of china and africa. Iran explicitly permits fucking a goat in law. The reason being the he said she said system your heretical christian cult is based off of is eternally up for debate. Abandon that faith of satan and seek Christ (the messiah). The islam you want to believe in already exists explicitly and inarguably in the bible. May ever muslim country burn for their heresy. Oh wait they already are, gj God.
>>4311234Muzzies on suicide watch.
>>4310114>Christ cuck>Old testamentPick one.
>>4310114minority and/or collegiate w*man detectedopinion discarded
>>4309743Based
post capybaras
>>4310223fuck this rodent and fuck you
>>4310834ayoooo why
>>4310223:)
>>4310840Sorry Anon, but some people on youtube and reddit like the capybara, so we have to banish them from this site and deny ever having heard of them, damnatio memoriae.
>>4311008Hopefully Reddit chooses to enjoy drinking water and eating food next
>>4311028>Oy vey, that's too long! mow your grass before it flowers and produces seeds. You wouldn't want your lawn to replenish itself naturally now would you?>just look at these patterns you can cut by telling the mexican to go corner to corner, twice!>short grass shows a good work ethic. you aren't a lazy hippy are you? Mow your lawns, pay no attention to who is financing the world wars.
>>4306576The only thing smart boomers dont like clover for is the way this plant grips into the land it gets. The plant itself is great but is a headache to get rid of if you want some other type of grass.
>>4306576The jewish chem-lobby does not want to compeat with free feritlizers.The consoomers need to consoom goyim
>>4308363Literally touch (natural) grass.We did it for 1000s of years wirh no problem
>>4311031Don't forget:>don't you know that if your grass is more than 1 inch long your lawn will become full of rattlesnakes, hornets, ticks, rats, wolves, grizzlies and roaches? Let it grow one inch longer and you will DIE!
Do you have a mild interest in otters?
>>4311211Here in Austria there are some owners of fishing lakes that are salty about otters killing their fish.
>>4311221There are, but even they don't get this crazy about it. They're generally just upset about losing money.
>>4311203That you're a dangerous sociopath that has a soft spot for murdering rapists.>>4311211>I'm struggling to understand how you can be this mad about an animal.I'm more mad at the low IQ and psychotic retards that are in love with otters because "baawwwwwwww so cute uWu". Otter in your pic probably just got done raping another otter to death before eating her kids.
>>4311267you are mentally ill beyond recognition, you need to end it, Anon.
and the bow injured him so badly that he might die. What does /an/ think of this?
>>4309207Due to wolf extirpation, deer and coyote are vermin. They HAVE to be hunted or they will cause even more ecological damage.Elk, caribou, and moose hunts on the other hand are totally pointless and only exist to make the staties another few thousand. We do not have a surplus of elk or moose. In fact, we have a deficit, and staties will do dumb shit like blame wolf reintroduction for population deficits when the real cause is hunting permits suppression the population. If they simply told hunters to fuck off, wolves would not be a problem for those animals. Of course if they left the wolves alone, deer overpopulation would not be long for this world and profits from hunting tags would plummet as the populations struck a balance and it became impossible for humans to kill additional deer without harming the ecosystem. For this reason, they hold wolf culls and lie through their teeth saying this:"Wolves are overpopulated and are threatening the deer population"You have no idea how much of a fucked up racket hunting is. It's needed, but for the wrong reasons, and if we fixed our shit it would not be needed, so they keep fucking up instead.
>>4311103There are not enough deer in the woods for every man or even half of them. We have way, way more people than deer, the problem with deer is there's so little forest land left we still have too many deer. Because there are so many people.If you want to pull the self sufficiency card, hunting is a red herron. consider that it is illegal to have livestock in most cities and towns, even hens, and in other places it is even illegal to grow a garden on your own land. You can only have grass and inedible landscaping. This is to keep you dependent on centralized food production. Hunting is just noise to the oppression machine. It's a small minority of people putting a large amount of effort into a small minority of their food. Hunting does more to keep you enslaved than it does to help you. There is a massive industry built around selling you useless shit and complexes of laws obliging you too, when back in the day your granddad would shoot deer on the side of the road with a .22.
>>4302825not if you're hunting endangered species like moose
>>4309207>pollutes the woodslol how?if I don't return with a deer I usually return with a bag of trash that blew into the woods from the stupid city people that leave their trash bags unprotected from raccoons and skunks.
>>4301786>.223 blowing a moose to pieces>semi full automatic
