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I fucked myself in the ass with a steamed octopus tentacle and it felt fucking amazing. I kind of want to have sex with an octopus now, but I don't want to rape it. For the record: I'd be the bottom the entire time, no penis penetration. What do I do?
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Very heavy genetic modification
I see. So how would I go about this genetic modification?
Seek professional psychiatric help.
Go to college get a 8 year degree in bio engineering/stem, and have a small fortune for the equipment and all the failed attempts.
The octopus would pull your guts out for a laugh. They're psychopaths.

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Welcome to /plant/, the happy green place on this blue board, where growers, gardeners and horticulturists share their love for things that grow.
Newbies and amateurs are very welcome, and we’ll always try to answer your questions.

>Flora of the World

>Hardiness zones

>Plant ID Sites

>Pests and Diseases

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It roots very easily by layering, don't know about cuttings though.
>do they have enough soil
I think 3 cubic feet should be plenty.

Son of a bitch. Apparently I need to change my methods next year.
>try sandwich bag germination
>forget about seeds for a few days
>great germination rate
>some seedling roots grew through paper towel
what do?
I had that happen, very gently cut around the paper towels and just plant the seed and paper towel together
Just rip the paper towel and plant the tiny bits in with the plant.

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>Um Dinosaurs can't pronate their hands because crocodilians can't pronate their hands
>Crocodilians literally walk with pronated hands
Is this a fucking gaslighting attempt or something?? I'm starting to think most paleontologists and redittors don't actually know what the word "pronation" means.
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Humans evolved from fish, so humans are fish. I prefer non-human fish, myself. They have prettier colors. Cladistics is for faggots.
>They literally have with linked papers.
show us the quote then you lying sack of puke
It's always the same couple of people sperging out in paleo threads. I'm always simultaneously entertained by the tard fights as well as irritated to hell since they always shit up perfectly good paleo threads.
that's not a quote retard

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>be me
>degenerate well-off guy in low CoL city
>dont have shit to do tomorrow because mfw self-employed
>fuck mondays.garfield
>playing Selling Sunset drinking game at 2 am with sexy wife
>Sexy Wife goes to sleep due to exhaustion
>She’s tired after great performance earlier tonight by yours truly
>Decide to get head start on week and do some work.
>go into other room
>work for few hours on hybrid NFt/Sports Arbitage business
>Start feeling bored
>Really high but out of weed
>Really drunk but out of beer
>Hamsters are nocturnal

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you don't deserve to know OP but I lol-Ed out loud
why didn't you just use a broomstick to take him out?
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Not reading all of that.
worst thread on /an/ atm
Nice little story, but I agree with the other anon. You should beat your wife more.

Flordia Bigman Edition
>>>4145606 Previous Thread
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVJLEQ0AoKBwD0I_IzSO5wg Useful channel for general Bigfoot inf
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>as to leave absolutely no trace at all of their presence
That is, and has never been, the case at all, nor has any reasonable person ever tried to make that argument.

Most have limited time and resources. I'm convinced that if you were actually able to live in the woods for a year then you could manage to snag some photo's, given the right kit and patience.

The problem with trail cams and such is that they seem to exhibit something that makes them detectable by either sight, sound, or smell. Combine that with the generally shitty quality of the pics they take, and I'm not convinced they're the go-to for collecting photographic evidence. I think you need a high qual 35 mm digital with a telephoto lense and night vision to land a decent shot of the things.

Maybe one day we'll get our photo, though, so who knows.
Know Primates are generally leery of trail cameras when they are first exposed to them. Imagine something with higher intelligence being exposed to them.
An intelligent being afraid of humans would possibly avoid areas that smell like humans.
If I see signs of a bear in the woods I turn around and leave.
its hard even to film chimps, they manage to avoid hidden cameras, they only show up when bribed with food
That was the excuse posted in the last threads though. People were saying that they’re smart and know how to remain hidden and now some are saying they were chucking trees at people and seen in Georgia?

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foot edition

This thread is dedicated to all animals of the reptilia and amphibia classes. Topics include, but are not limited to: geckos, snakes of all kinds, frogs, salamanders, newts, turtles, tortoises, and much more. Before asking a question, do a search on the internet to see if it has been answered
Classifieds for finding breeders and products:
>reptilescanada.com (Canadian breeders)
Most forums will have a "for sale" section on them, so look for that, especially if you have a specific herp you want. Craigslist can also be a good source for cheap aquariums, and make sure to check for any reptile expos that occur in your area.

When asking a question, make sure to include these details:
>Type and size of animal
>Enclosure dimensions
>Humidity and temperature

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I dont see how that's relevant to the wellbeing of the animal. People pay thousands for SMASHED AND SLAMMED MINI MICRO ALIENS, that doesnt mean its not a horrible breeding practice
They also spend thousands on snakes that can't stay upright
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Does this mean that eugenics is no longer immoral since so many people are happy to breed animals that no longer have any semblance of life?
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Toady hasn't eaten anything in nearly a month now but he hasn't lost any weight and still comes out and soaks at at night like normal. he just has no interest in food and won't look at anything I put in front of him in or outside his tank and I can't figure out what his problem is
Ha he look like my peenur hgnh

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You mean they don’t act like slack jawed fearful white barbarians
All rodents are precious except pack rats
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hey guys
whats going on in here
Wow! Cute dog!

Because capybaras represent everything the redditors and soifags wish they were: non-threatening, docile tik-tok sensations that are content with their lives.

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Thread for discussing potential grassroots methods of supporting local wildlife populations, be they hypothetical or ones you've actually been doing.

I live in the interior U.S. and have for the past several years harvested spadefoot toad tadpoles from drying playa ponds, raising them to froglet age in a house pond, and then moving them to stock tank overflow ponds. I reckon there haven't been a large number of survivors to breeding age, but I figure it helps them stick around during the drought.

Post and discuss about pigs all across the globe, domesticated and wild pigs. Anything porcine related is welcome. Go ham.
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would be better with a flamethrower. imagine the smell
That nibba looks like it holds a pinky out while thrashing the trough.
It's like a popcorn kind of a thing!

I'm going to post a platypus every day until all of /an/ wants a puggle to snuggle.

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Excellent. But there's still more work to be done.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.
That sure does look like a hardworking plat
Lemuranon is horny. Platypusanon is an anon of focus, commitment, and sheer will.

Digger platy spent too much time around Irish builders and Polish tradies, federal gimps can't make "X" sanctuary to stop him wearing a tiny hardhat.
I think most platypuses are pretty hard working.

This is your daily reminder to want a platypus.

My American Akita of 14.5 years passed away last night at midnight. It only feels like she's in another room and not gone. I miss her so much already, bros.
Picture is not her, but, looks exactly like her.

Just had to get that off my chest. I haven't cried much since I guess it doesn't feel real. Blah. I'm glad she's not in pain anymore. She could barely stand up anymore and for the last 3 days she was not eating or going outside to potty. She expelled bile and then stopped breathing after contorting on our kitchen floor. :( I miss you, Akita (We named her after her breed, Akita.). Daddy loves you.
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I'm sorry your dog is dead. but 14.5 years for a biggish dog like that is a good run. don't be sad she's gone, be happy she lived! also, everybody reading, take heed! don't procrastinate. spend your days productively with your dogs. they'll be gone before you know it. I'm sorry to tell you OP but you'll never get over her (if you actually loved her). that's how value in life is defined: once it's gone, you can never recover.
American Akitas just look like shitbull mutts to me, they just have that look on their face
Nothing of the sort. Every Akita I've met have the nicest, sweetest and smartest personalities. Never understood how they were top 10 of banned dog lists.
Thank you, Anon. I appreciate it.
not if you love your new dog more than your old one

Any cool perennial plants I can grow indoors?

Also will becoming a plant autist help with depression or is it just another futile attempt at escape that just drags you further into the pit?
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based plant
Can I grow a Giant Sequoia in my bedroom?
>will becoming a plant autist help with depression
I'd say my depression has gotten a little bit better since I started collecting plants. It's definitely not a magic cure, but it's been a great healthy distraction for me.
It can be a lonely hobby though, there aren't really any plant enthusiast meetups outside of social media groups. Also if you have money problems or are on a NEET budget it can become an expensive hobby as you go further down the planty rabbit hole.
Just buy some Pothos from the store, put it in your windowsill and see if you like it. Then expand from there to more difficult plants that interest you. If you want to start with something more exotic, get Drosera Capensis. You just have to give it lots of sun and leave it sitting in a small tray of distilled or RO water and it will do it's thing.
You can make a jarrarruim out of local plants, dirt, thrown away glass bottles, and charcoal.
Litteraly costs nothing if you know a place people burn wood at.

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There has been a dog that has been consistently barking for the past 5 hours. Why do dogfags pretend these animals are based?
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I'm serious
The dog meme is late
Post this again
I do love this bait
>troll thread xo confirmed

>plant sage in all all your fields

Jay-zus, I'm so sorry! I really must have fucked with your psyche here. Dude, I did not steal your gf, mom, sister or shit in your McD burger. I swear. Stahp stalking me!
>tfw my dog only barks if there is someone knocking on the door
Did I get lucky, or am I, by some happenstance, a good owner?
Every dog in my neighborhood will bark if someone comes within 50 feet of their house, meanwhile my dog will look out the window all day and not make a noise.
>tfw grew up in a neighborhood with tons of insane barking dogs and now you can recognize some dog breeds just by the bark

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If somehow humans and all the monkey species disappeared one day from which animal would intelligent life evolve next?

Probably raccoons or otters imho.
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tfw we will never have tribal elephants going on musth-fueled spirit quests because of >>4173919 and >>4173670
Maybe if elephants became more agressive and became dangers to each other then they could start to evolve intelligence.
Humans have never been prey to anything ever since the invention of a sharp stick. Sometimes a big ass eagle would snatch a kid but that's it.
mouths, surface
Omivore for sure. With a passion for pulling the rubber off you car windows.
Are we assuming orders of millions of years and that the end result will bear as little resemblance to the contemporary species as we do to our distant ancestors?

Then yes, the answer is raccoons and the runner-up's not even close. They occupy the same niche and fit the general description of our own progenitors (clever, adaptable, and with tiny little hands capable of fine manipulation) - and that avenue to intelligence worked once already, so it's the likeliest one to hypothetically work again as ecological niches ALWAYS get filled, and always go in cycles.

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