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How do they all decide to dive in at the same time?
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fuck you I thought the thumbnail was going to be some cool eagle perched on a rock
delete this
how do you get eagle on rocks from girl ass on mountain?
anon, i’m squinting and turning my head trying to see what the fuck you’re talking about
Not him but yeah kinda see it.
The bit just above and to the right of her head looks like a beak.
those aren't animals, that's a drone swarm

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what the fuck are the two hooks on a horsefly's face for? i thought that they were the things used to bite you but i watched a video of someone getting bit and they used these weird shovel-looking things instead.
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Fuck these guys
Male horseflies don't bite.
you seem to be funny at parties
Thats the antenna, not arista. To my knowledge the arista are the small thin bristle that protrudes from the antennae on many other species of diptera. Horse flies are among the flies that do not have arista on their antenna.
Imagine being such a bigot that you cannot imagine the word 'guys' being used in a gender neutral way.

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>the nightmare fuel faction
>then there's this chick
>fluffy and cuddly
>loves plants
>gets fucking bukkake'd by them so the lazy neets get laid
>eats the jizz
>makes supercandy out of it
>to feed an entire fucking legion of her sisters
>and her breeder mom
>they all live in a giant house built by her expert constructor siblings
>flawless architecture and advanced organic chemistry for building material long before the funny bald monkeys figured it out
>basically harmless, useful even
>will still absolutely fuck you up if you mess with her family
>ultimately turned out to be best bug sis of the supreme species
look at this tiny flying bean of concentrated basedness and tell me there is no god
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Praise Mellona.
>Captcha is RAW88. Goddess of beekeeping says eat your honey raw.
>tfw no bee gf
Reminder to sabotage Monsanto and Bayer chem depos for the bees
Also destroy streetlights for the ecosystem
As opposed to cooked?
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As opposed to pasteurized in a factory by machines so hot that all the good enzymes end up deformed (dumbass).

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What's their problem ?
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Futas getting bred out of existence as we speak.
>if one mistyped letter makes you unable to understand the sentence you might be ESL
This. And ESL knows more than one language, so even if they aren't good at their second language, they are miles ahead of the EOL people.
>Whats the evolutionary benefit of a distended vagina?
Makes it impossible to rape them, so perhaps it's evolved for females to make sure their genes aren't contaminated by substandard males, sort of how duck vagina are a maze with dead ends and shit so if a male duck rapes they can try to keep it out of their womb and if they are proper they can help direct the good duck towards the womb.

Female hyenas are actually bigger and stronger than the males by a good margin, and live longer too. Hard to say if they're smarter or not.
Maybe after some tens of thousands of years of evolution they'll just go full on seahorse, female hyenas mount the males and inject eggs into a pseudo womb, which the male then releases sperm into to fertilize and begin pregnancy.
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>female hyenas are actually bigger and stronger than the males by a good margin
Sort of. Immigrant males are often smaller and weaker, especially those that leave before they are fully grown (~4 years). Males who stay in their clan, at least until complete maturity, will be the same size as a female with comparable access to food, i.e. rank.
Unrelated note, but the very largest hyenas have very slightly (~1%) smaller brains. It is not known if this purely genetic or developmental. Or if it has any observable affect on intelligence.

Any cool perennial plants I can grow indoors?

Also will becoming a plant autist help with depression or is it just another futile attempt at escape that just drags you further into the pit?
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Probably because of the Sun. For that I would concentrate on plants that do not need that much sunlight, so you may keep them in a semi-shaded area
I got pots sadly.
I got habanero pots who survived the winter and planted some mint and camomille.
What's the charcoal for? I've done that before but we only had a sand-soil mix and plants.
As a bonsai-fanatic I wouldn't recommend bonsai, seems hard to prune the roots and such in there.
Purification, mold/fungus has a harder time growing with it.
You can purifiy water with it too.
Don't bonsi, get ferns moss, and small plants.

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armpit munch edition
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Bit late but here you go
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lads, can one of you compress this gif?

Is a Retic or Burmese a better start for large python?
Probably the burm, there's probably easier to manage big pythons though

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What the fuck was their problem?
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Is an tornado a animal?
No but it is nature.
Didn't one roar in that movie about 'nadoes?
That’s the Piper at the Gates of Hell
Funny how you're doing what you said the other poster will do.

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Why yes I do call my dogs Doggos and Puppers. How could you tell?
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You’re a leaf
>how I normally talk makes y*nkees SEETHE this hard
Why yes I say Dogger how could you tell?
good post
I noticing more faggot reddit shit every day.

What does /an/ think of Attenborough?
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Instead of giving them free food, give them free condoms, feminism, and higher education so they stop breeding like the infant mortality rate is 90% and can make their own food. Not western industrial worker education either, no prussian system, educate them like pioneer americans were since the prussian system is designed for developed industrial states.
>outside of the ridiculous sound design.

They have good footage but sometimes its unwatchable because of the fake sounds
you don't understand, normies would complain if they weren't there
they are totally indoctrinated by movies and TV, that's the only lens they can view the world through
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Since it's an Attenborough themed thread, reminder to either get that free pass or your pirating equipment ready.
Id fuck him

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If you're us, what appeared to be a carnie goldfish was in fact a Prussian fucking carp that the carnie had definitely just pulled out of one of our town's many lakes. Got it this gorgeous 20 gallon tank, accessories, tank-cleaning species and a few little friends for company. Everything's gonna be great, we are A+++ new fish owners up in here. The fucker won't stop growing. Just gets bigger and bigger, eating all the food and shitting up the tank. Big grey slab of asshole fish. Never pretty, never golden, never pleasant to have; just endlessly growing and shitting and bullying the smaller fish.

It lived for eight goddamn years.
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It’s cute
The only one PsyOpsing you is yourself, autist.
Maybe the real psyop was the autists we met on the way.
You're right, you know.

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I just want to grow some flowers but every time I put out planters, raccoons dig them up. I got one that goes on my deck railing and just put potting soil in it, no seeds, and there were no bugs in it, it still got dug through last night.

How can I stop them? I have some cayenne powder, I'm thinking maybe mix that in with the soil. I can't really kill them since they come when I'm asleep. I already have motion lights but they aren't bothered by them at all.

I've seen people mention chicken wire, is that effective for raccoons? I bet they could reach through it.
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Here's jimson weed for reference. I'm not sure how heat stable the active alkaloids are, but it may also be possible to boil a slurry down into a highly potent concentrate to inject into meat or hotdogs.

Be prepared for raccoons smoking invisible cigarettes and having conversations with invisible raccoons.
raccoons disapprove of your gay-ass flowers. get better plants
Just put the pots in one of those garbage cages specifically meant to keep vermin out of the trash until the plants are big enough they won't be bothered

Or grow tthem indoors for a few months
They know squirrels bury nuts in planters. That's why they're doing that. Raccoons are pretty smart, but they don't like humans or human smells very much. Yes, a chicken wire box would work, but psychological deterrence also works if you're willing to put in the time and effort of running out there at night to catch them red-handed. They'll stop coming to your house if you run out there a couple times to yell at them. If you leave out a really dirty worn shirts or socks right next to your favorite plants they tend to stay away from the area as well. That's a gross and ghetto solution, but it does work for some people. Leaving out sacrificial cat food or something is a bad idea. Mixed message. They'll keep coming back for that.
Well hopefully anon doesn't have a camera in his backyard that tells the police of his dark schemes.

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in what order and in what period of time should i get a cat and a dog if i wanted them to be frens?
>have roommate at the time with large lab
>Dogs cool with cats so i adopt a kitten
>Kitten grows up around large lab
>Move and live alone now
>Miss dog
>Find a puppy at a rescue
Not a pitbull cause fuck those
>After about 2-3 days cat and puppy sitting next to each other
>year later and they are best friends
I've never had two pets that liked each other this much. I think the biggest thing is getting you cat use to dogs as young as possible.
A 2 plus year old dog and a kitten. Young dogs don't know when to leave well enough alone and old cats don't adapt as well.
That's adorable.
Just get two dogs instead.
Post pic of frens

Hey /an/, so my cat is having his hind leg amputated on Monday, it's broken in two places due to an animal attack. I can give those details if anyone's interested, but my question is, what can I do in the meantime to keep him as comfortable as possible? The vet gave me two medications to give him over the weekend, so he's pretty doped up, but the vet was super busy at the time, so he didn't give me any info on how to care for him in the meantime.
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Samsquantch? La Chupacabra?
No idea beside keeping him from walking/jumping. Living that far out seems to have it's downsites but I guess be glad the vet even does cats.
don't ampute him
bones can heal wtf man
he's finna try to steal your eurodollarinos
Probably just yotes
God bless him( I hope the best for him fren

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what are your thoughts on Dennis the dachshund and his incredible weight loss journey? he used to be a fat lazy piece of shit who ate the burgers and fries his senile owners gave him every day, but now he is much better and has lost a large amount of weight.
dude said
Even the dogs are fat
This country is one hot mess
I live in a small town in Texas “on the come up” (ie lots of califrogs shitting up everything everywhere)
The other day at work when I was delivery wood to a guy who just moved in, his incredibly autistic kids come running up. And god. Damn. Was it BAD
First thing I hear?
>daaaad, why is my taco not here NOT EPIC BRO
Suddenly I hear a shrieking girls voice wailing with laughter. This perhaps 9-10 year old girl with 2 phones in both hands runs in with a shitty poodle screaming
>”ahahaha get b-b-b-based on!”
And kept repeating that ad-Infinitum as he kept asking me “where I got my sketchers from” (I wear steel toe boots)
I’m gonna LOVE living here for the rest of my life
Kek cool story I laughed

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