why did he do it? https://youtube.com/shorts/hRYEw8LFTwA?feature=share
I would have done the same
>>4471519Hello LJ Short
>>4473511well hello
>>4471519>shorts
What a worthless fucking breed.
>>4472957when
>>4472932
>>4473165Tomorrow
kabosubros..
>>4473497The og doge image has been burnt so harshly into the vision centre of my brain that it no longer registers as a dog.
>humans can't do thisYou will never be a real ape.
>>4473410I can't fly indeed
>>4473410>Me swing from tree! Catch other monkey! Eat alive! -fast twitch muscle fiber fan>Can you do it a bit faster? I'm looking for a challenge - based enlarged forebrain haver
>>4473410>other apes can't do thispathetic
>>4473454He doesn't fly, he sticks to the wood with his fingertips. It's doable if you train hard enough.
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Do these things have any useful purpose?
>>4471309
>>4471304yeah, making the most unholy noise nature has ever come up withhttps://youtu.be/29bgJqpao6g?t=253
>>4471304Well they can keep the honeybee population down.Honeybees are invasive when they get transplanted to a different country and can get overly abundant, diminishing the numbers of native bees. There are never enough hornets, Asian giant or otherwise, to eradicate all honeybees, so they merely keep honeybee population down to a level that lets other bees flourish.Remember that you need native bees. Honeybees are not buzz-pollinators, so they are incapable of pollinating potatoes, commercial-grade tomatoes, cranberries, and a bunch of other crops, not to mention non-crop flowering plants like nightshade (for all you Datura abusers out there).
>>4471309>>4471310>>4471312>>4471314>>4471316>you believe
>>4471631check yourself into a mental institution, preferably yesterday
What kind of monitor is this? It almost looks like an ackie, but it's way too big to be an ackie, no?
That's a Nile baby
monitoring this thread
>>4471830Definitely a Nile monitor
>>4471830i hate lizards i would gladly feed them to my pet shark
>>4472097you don't have a pet shark dude
I'm kind of worried about my cat today. She was laying in her bed a lot more than usual and hardly got up to greet me and stuff like she usually does. She also only ate about 1/3 of her dinner. Besides this, I don't see much other strange behavior. She is 4 years old.
>>4473396Monitor bathroom behaviorIf they can't go to the bathroom take them to the vet
>>4473396RIP OP's cat.
I fuckin' love shiny rocks
>>4461065Yes, horses are pretty.
>>4465176What is this from?
>>4457622Post earwax corner
I got this quartz point with a smaller crystal growing into it, I have never seen one like it. Full of rainbows too.
>>4455577magnetic too
WTF happened to paleontology, /an/on?
>>4472893Damn, I never realized it was so much fun talking to one's self.
>>4473225indeed, he thinks everyone is dumb enough to think he's different peoplethis illusion is usually obliterated whenever i show up though, he's got nothing on me.
>>4473369Holy shit stop talking to yourself "schizo" (in quotes because everybody knows you're a shitty LARPer who pretends to be mentally ill)
>>4473373this desu, anybody who thinks he's legitimately mentally ill is a retard.
I'm surprised the reddit-spacing sperg hasn't had his posts deleted yet to be quite honest.I hope dinos actually do end up looking like our Hollywood depictions of them just so it makes this guy have a complete crisis.
If I want a tank with a bobbit worm in it, where the fuck do I even purchase them from because no one in my city seems to carry themAnd is there anything that can coexist with the worm in a tank or will it just murder everything
>>4472572>>4472637This but also it's hard as shit to buy real live rock these days, especially Fiji rock. Maricultured chunks of concrete (what passes for live rock these days) might be possible though.I would suggest joining local reef clubs and ask around. Just advertise you're looking for one. You need to be proactive on it because generally reefers will kill them on sight. However if someone knows you're looking for one, he or she may be able to put it in a container for you.
>>4472978My local aquarium has a bobbit worm. They made a long plexiglass tunnel for it, and you can watch it crawling around in the tunnel. It looks almost identical to your pic except the tunnel has a lot of curves so the tank isn't very tall. I'll take a photo next time I go. On Christmas and Halloween they swap out the tunnel for a special one shaped like a Christmas tree or a pumpkin.
>>4472631The W H A T T H E F U C K N O W ?
do NOT let Bobbit worms see your facedo NOT let them know where you live
>>4472572Why would you want one of these abominations for your tank?
>All the coolest animals are endangered
Or maybe they're cool to you because they are endangered?
Reminder it's 100% because of the groups organizations and people you hate
>>4473171That's a weird way of coming out of the closet, but whatevs.
>>4473336it always is
>>4473127There are over 900 million dogs in existence so no.
why are mustelids the best mammals?
>>4468692Mousey face, cat skelly, bear fuzziness.Easily able to take bigger prey, that spastic playfulness, short legs + long body.WIN
>>4468692they resemble human babies, so people like them
>>4470836they are long like us
>>4468791how is this an upside?
>>4468692they can replace dogs
What bug is this? Found it near my bed and I'm worried it might be a bed bug. I checked everywhere in the bed but didn't find anything else. Is this a bed bug or something else?
>>4472717Are you sure?>>4472716Count how many legs. Bedbugs have 8. I think spider beetles have 6
>>4472835>legs. Bedbugs have 8.Aren't Bedbugs insects? Why do they have 8 legs?
>>4472839You're right and I'm dumb. Was thinking ticks.Bedbugs are flat. Is it flat? I can't tell from the pic
>>4472716bedbugs have a pretty distinct flat segmented lookthat doesn't look much like a bedbug to me
>>4472716It's definitely not a bedbug.
'Roo thread
>>4391405ballsontop
Any 'black' Kangaroos?
>>4449965MOGGED
All you have to do to beat a chimp or even a gorilla is getting into deep enough water.They are physically unfit for swimming and will easily drown
>>4473285Even if they knew there is noting to be afraid their muscle to fat ratio and posture will make it hard if not impossible for them to stay above water. That on top of being much worse at holding breach than humans
>>4473288>Even if they knewIts an instinctual fear in primates, not a learned one. I wonder if a big flanged male pongo is more buoyant. They've got a bit more meat on their bones than your average chimp or gorilla.
>>4473292the flanges inflate into a pongo lifejacket
>>4473191just grab the chimp/gorilla and throw them in the nearest body of water, it's that simple
>>4473255they will deal with the croc, and then come after you next.
Crazy that these things deliver all the babies in the world. How do they not drop them? Awesome birbs either way.
