Why dont you own a protection dog, anon? If you live in urban area, don't you care about your home, your family and about yourself? Don't you might be arround blacks or other criminals?
>>3874304if you are around the dog, of coursebut you can't train a dog not to eat something fling over a fence, when you are not aroundthere is 0 ways to prevent this
>>3874307I dunno, moving to a non-shithole country might prevent it.
>>3874310in a "non shithole country" you don't need a protection dog then
>>3874312The problem is you can live in a 'non-shithole country', but there will still be criminal elements who seek to deprive you of your property. If you're worried that someone might poison your animal, do not leave it outside unattended for any lengthy period. Those around you who seek to burglarize you will simply see a dog, a housepet, but one they still don't wish to contend with because it's a living, breathing burglar alarm and has the absolute potential to fuck their day up. Give them no opportunity to harm your dog.The best guard animal isn't the GSD/malinois/rottweiler/mastiff/insert stereotypically used breed here that's left to roam the yard and look tough. It's the one who you include as part of the family, whom they feel a deep seeded obligation to defend.My dog is not a trained guard dog, but her breed predisposes her to guarding behavior, and if I have her out in public, if we're approached by someone she's never seen or interacted with, she puts herself between them and me. I did not train this, this is just what she does.
>>3874307Keeping your dog inside when you're not in the house is a good way of preventing this.
Why are Alligators so darn cute?
>>3870186Because they're so damn chunky.
Know what's a great idea? Wrestling Gators, in water. The big ones too. Steve Irwin style.
>>3870186They're fat pussified versions of crocodiles
Gator Loki to the rescue!
>>3870259CUTE
Look at this so-called "gem of the sea." Odd and scrawny, see what I mean?
>>3870092Huh?
HOW IS THIS THREAD STILL ALIVE?????
>>3855766BISMARCK AND THE KREIGS-MA-RINES
What is this thing?
>>3872711oi, is that mate evolving onto the land? We gotta push em' back into the water. he'll thank us
Nobody knows if this cat is a bengal or a brown tabby.
>>3869999chekt quads of truth
>>3869998>>3869999>>3870013Are there really three people dumb enough to believe that this is a reposted thread?
>>3870019Is there still one person dumb enough to respond to obvious trolls?
>>3825565>>3825588Your bengal is a very bretty boiHCM did mine in... miss you Beau ;_;
I do. Not know either.
The Apex Predator.
Anyone seething that pets are successful should blame humans first for tipping the scales in natural selection.
>>3871932
It seems my superiority has caused some controversy.
>>3873923>>Survive by mooching>>Randomly assault and kill things>>Leave their spawn all over the place and outbreed their capacityThat sounds terribly familiar.
>>3872007>>3872131Pretty sure without humans to help them domestic cats would get mogged hard by bobcats and lynx too. They're not even the apex predator of small felines. All the catfags who frequent /an/, including its jannies, aren't even stanning the superior kinds of cat.
haha
>>3864491>>3864502>>3865229>>3865265Jim Rash lookin ass
I want them to be bigger
>>3871172Feels good to be a dicklet
post bears
>>3866370Because he has a good sense of civic responsibility.
scary burr
Bear cam https://youtu.be/nprdq03e8yII go to Katmai most summers and watching the bears is the only way I've made it this far in life.
>>3873318Bear spray
Don’t mess with mama bear
>Did you really think we were gonna leave you? We leave no man behind
>>3869134
>>3869134Children can be the most cruel herd mentality driven creatures on earth that will follow their peers to do horrible things because "most of their friends are doing it'.t. experienced bullying at a very young age, most of the kids didn't even have a grudge against me, just everyone was doing it so they joined in.
>>3873550this. I've been a bully and have been bullied. I believe my school was particularly savage-cruel here. thinking back, I feel very ashamed for the things I've done....
>>3869161they are all deadsomeone is puppeteer them
>>3869149hmm so that's how they do it
kiss more animals
>>3872266no!A stirn look and a shake off the head when they act out of order.
>>3872268wolf kisses are the best.
I would if they understood the concept
>>3873293Honestly I think women fuck them more but men are more likely to be reported to the cops because our society hates men so much some people want to make all sex with a man rape if a legally binding contract isn't signed and notarized first>woman fucking an animal: well he obviously wants it>man fucking an animal: you are disgusting and pathetic and you are probably hurting her i hope they kill you in prison
>>3874075They probably do, or they think humans don't understand and you're just soliciting for breast milk like the infantile retard you look like>Aw look, the human loves me!>No dude, he just wants to suck on a tit. they do it when they're hungry. just ignore those things, they're stupid foul smelling creatures of pure instinct.
out of all animals, cheetahs would benefit so much from a caring human or twohttps://youtu.be/-8DBMlPaVyM
>>3871437This, not to mention breeders
>>3871307t. gazelle
>>3871437>most housecats are bored, negelected, and depressed.>>/an/: 1 reply>hey guys i left my cat outside for 3 minu>>/an/:
>>3874026>NOOOOOO IT'S ALWAYS ONE WAY O THE OTHER NO ALTERNATIVES!!D!Why are 4channelers like this?
>>3874030>heheheheh lemme just tell you that you're wrong w/o letting you know whyWhy are twittards like this?
>Pepito, a beloved 4 year old chihuahua turned police drug sniffing dog for the San Diego County has passed away after receiving a fatal kick from a suspect that was attempting to flee from police. Police say the suspect had attempted to grope multiple women in Mission Beach Boardwalk. Police were called to the scene. A nearby police officer, Officer Bigs, was transporting Pepito from a precinct to a local airport and pulled away from delivering Pepito to assist his fellow officers. Bigs circled around the boardwalk and spotted the suspect, but no other officers had arrived on scene. The suspect ran after being asked to stop to talk by Officer Bigs. Bigs chased after the suspect down the boardwalk, but slipped on sand, causing him to fall and accidentally push a button on the remote that control's the K9 vehicle's door, releasing Pepito. "He was so fast, I thought it was some sort of furry RC car", said one witness. Pepito, the young and eager chihuahua rushed towards Officer Bigs, but did not stop for Bigs. "I kind of laughed as he was coming towards me on the ground, but he just kept going. I knew there was going to be trouble if I didn't chase after him" said Officer Bigs. Pepito, despite not having K9 training outside of sniffing for contraband, chased after the suspect. After a short chase a loud yelping from Pepito was heard and nearby beachgoers screamed. The suspect had brutally kicked the 6 pound chihuahua and escaped. Veterinarians pronounced Pepito dead on scene after receiving the brutal kick from the suspect. Pepito was laid to rest on July 18th. Police describe the suspect as light skinned, 5'5", possibly Asian or Latino, with a skinny build. San Diego County asks for anyone with information to contact them.F
>>3870967I live in a rural area, you've got the corrupt chief, the dipshit that they tried to replace because he was spotlighting deer with his cruiser and shooting them with his service pistol, but then they rehired because no one applied for their position, "Little Hitler" the deputy who I used to beat up once a week in highschool because he jerked off on my little sister's locker handle and I didn't want him to forget that this wasn't OK, and Lonely John, who's known for pulling people over for discretionary bullshit so he can talk to a captive audience for 5 minutes before letting you off with a "warning" for the non-crime you committed.If I've got a trespasser, I'm lucky if they show up in half an hour, and that's if Little Hitler isn't the deputy on duty on my side of the township, because they know better than to dispatch him to my house, so it'll be an hour or more then.
>>3872132>anyone chasing meI deliberately specificied that I'd be attacking if an animal attacked me. Looks like you're the nigger with that african-tier IQ.
>>3871966Humans are apes, anon.
>>3870246Fuck the police.
>>3871368There is no good explanation for that. I would bet a lot that most are due to being left in cars in states that don't train about heat protection well enough. It rarely happens in my state (despite most of our K-9 unit dogs working in the hottest metro area of the US). The last K-9 unit dog that died from heat exhaustion here was aiding a search mission for missing hikers in 2016.
I've always heard that powered flight evolved 4 times on earth: bugs, pterosaurs, birds, bats. Has it evolved any other time? Are there any other entirely extinct lineages of flying animals other than pterosaurs? Are there any lineages that got close?
>>3869715Come home, child. Christ loves you.
>>3868504Why would they need it though? They're so small they can just move through air currents
What animal is most likely to evolve powered flight next? My vote goes for colugo or sugar glidee
>>3869726that's crazy
Foxconn employees are trying their best to be the next but who knows how many iPhones it will take.
nigga looks like an anitque chinese store owner lol
I'm ruining all his light bulbs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSqkB46qzgo&ab_channel=AdultSwimUK
What is the proper way of removing geese off your property?
>>3871093Grab them by the neck and throw them>>3871098Also this
I made goose gumbo
>>3871216Now you have swans on your property
12 gauge
Habituated year-round, semi-domestic Canada geese? Contact animal control or local wildlife rehabbers, there are professionals who are frequently called to properly round up and deal with "problem" geese that cause issues. Sometimes they are relocated, sometimes especially if they are hybrid mixed flocks or otherwise nonviable they are humanely put down. Don't go with non-verified private businesses, it's mostly shady idiots who don't understand what they're doing or the laws they frequently break, and can get you into a heap of trouble when Fish & Wildlife finally catch up to them. If they are migrating wild Canada geese then it's just tough luck, you can deal with their shit for a little while and they'll eventually leave. Trying to make your property undesirable for the geese usually ends up ruining it more than keeping the geese around for a bit. Even the local golf courses have learned it's far easier and less expensive to just deal with them for a bit until they move on.If they're just domestic or feral geese then I would call animal control.
Ibis bros... we got too cocky.AIEE Cockatoo sama I KNEEL
bin-juice drinkin' cunts the lot of 'em, fuckin' gronks.
Imagine a world where the headline would be>The Abos of the Bird World
>>3873325god i wish i lived in australia
>>3873688Enjoy your 3km/h overspeeding fine and loss of license
>>3873910does it really matter if you die in a fire tornado the next day?
