>CAW! CAW! CAW!Why are crows so annoying?
>>38729721) leave food they like until they notice and become regular on the spot2) make sure they now see you giving the food3) repeat until they know you're mr food4) chill with them
>>38654203rd eye there
your shitty cat is bothering them
Wharrgarble
>>3873264I did this and they only come closer when their young ones are with them.
i made my own wojak
>>3870055This isn't a mere wojak anon. You have depicted an ancient forest spirit and revived it in memetic format.
>>3870055the prophecy is true..
>>3870055Is this the thread for /an/ originals?
>>3870055my ancestor :)
>>3870055If one day the trees could speak, they'd say very mean things
There isn't a gardening board on 4chan, but I'm so proud I just wanted to brag.I'm growing huckleberries, something science said has never been done before.
>>3873025>gardening board on 4chan>>>/out/catalog and >>>/an/plant
>>3873025I know nothing about huckleberries and I don’t think they even grow in my region; please tell me more.
They grow wild by my lake. Very tasty.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH TIIIIIIIIIIGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR
oh my god!
Hallo?
Yeah
Turtles are better than snakes. Turtles are basically like snakes kind of because their head can pop out really far and it kind of looks like a snake. Except it has a shell too for protection which makes it better than a snake. Turtles also have legs and feet so that's another reason why they're better than snakes. The only thing snakes have that are better than turtles is that they have venom and can go really fast sometimes, but who cares. Some turtles can bite your finger off like an apple so they don't need venom. Turtles are also better for not having venom because they won't kill you. Oh and some turtles can live over 100 years which is probably why they are so smart and wise. So basically turtles are just better than snakes. Snakes are just scary.
Alright, OP, I'm convinced. I'll rewrite my will immediately.
>>3872570You're missing a pic of a Matamata turtle. Those fuckers are chill and cool as fuck.
>>3872603>we
>>3872814wait this one is weird.....
>>3872674>Snakes are longer so you can hit someone with a snake at long range.>imagine
>>3870321
>>3867900get very lucky
I just want to pet a coyote. Just once, to say I did.
are they budget wolves or premium foxes?
>>3871516both
Cringe
>>3871802lol
Did you faggots not read it was judged by likes? It was a popularity contest, not decided by judges.
>>3873278yes we all saw it and it is part of the hilarity of the whole thing. you are not special.
>>3873279>you are not special.Look in a mirror and say that phrase until it sinks in
>>3871802I haven't laughed this hard in months.This kid completely deserved the win.
>>3869256>post a picture with boobs>people comment on boobs>"WTF WHY DO YOU TALK OF BOOBS"your chart is missing "complete and total lack of rationality".
>>3868305
If you were to donate money to an organization that is working to preserve the natural world who would it be?
>>3872713Planned parenthood
>>3872885Based and correctpilledMore people means a larger burden on the natural world. Not that it means anything now
oh yeah, let's see about that
>>3870805lol
>>3872552what did he witness
>>3872592my big diddly-dong
>>3872592SHPKP
Just a reminder that the fear against sharks are completely unjustified, fear of them is mostly caused by the media. Shark attacks are super rare, people that were killed by them is near to non existent. More people die from bees, mosquitoes and dogs. https://youtu.be/2FdoZnyljFs
>>3872958>Thing could happen to me?! Thing is danger! Get rid of thing!Ive never heard of anyone claiming to want to destroy all sharks because sharks are capable of eating people. I can understand people wanting to get rid of an individual shark if that shark has a history of attacking people over and over again, but otherwise ive never heard of people wanting to genocide sharks because they are scared. I am chinese too, and grew up around people who are okay with consuming shark fin. None of them claimed to want to eat shark fin because sharks are scary. Now that I live in western country, people around me say they want to save the sharks because they are ecologically important, even though there are 'beware of shark' signs near the beach.What kind of fantasy world do you live in?
>>3872784fins typed this
>>3872916I vaguely recall a news article where some dumbfuck hillbilly went out and killed 15 sharks because he deemed them a threat, so it's not completely out of the realm of possibility.Commercial operations and bycatch definitely overshadow any fear-based hunting by a landslide, though.
>>3872949It's pretty important to know that they actually pose a big danger in those circumstances so survivors can try to take action to guard against it rather than thinking that a shark species almost never attacks people under any circumstances.
>>3872962The other anon might be Australian; they had regular shark slaughters in the thousands until the mid 2010s.
Ok /an/, first time posting here. We moved in march and we know it's a big change for our cat, who has been stressed lately due to the change. Three months ago I climbed the stairs too quickly and she started hissing at me, ears low, pissed as all hell and pissed herself. The following day she was happy as ever.Then yesterday my wife's phone made a strange annoying sound and she got scared again, but this time she is still acting scared and violent but only when we stand up. If we're sitting or laying down she is very calm, but the second we stand up she starts growling at our legs/feet. Took her to the vet for some exams and they just told me she's stressed, which is logical since our neighbors have cats and dogs.What do you guys recommend?
Get rid of the cat since it's behaving terribly. Sounds like cats should not be pets if this is how they thank their owners.
>>3872820Go fuck your dog elsewhere no one cares about your shitty takes
>>3872817Reevaluate your willingness to subject this animal to stress it apparently cannot cope with. It evidently loved your own home more than it loved you and it cannot bear to be housed in the vicinity of your neighbor's animals.
>>3872817Jeeeeeez, it’s a fucking cat. You beat that bitch up and show her is boss. I don’t mean you hurt it, you just DOMINATE. Then you give it tasty treats. You teach that dumb animal that YOU ARE BOSS, and you are also the source of goodness. Why do people find this simple concept that works with all animals so hard to comprehend?
>>3873122To give actual advice (haha) When the cat hisses etc, you grab it and contain it and shove your finger down it’s throat showing that this is unacceptable behavior. You continue to dominate it until it understands that you are in control. When it calms down, you pet it and potentially give it treats, signifying that it’s new behavior is acceptable. Simply put with cats - you don’t tolerate shit. They have a scruff behind their neck that you should use liberally in the case of crappy behavior. All my cats were cool as fuck and feisty even, but they knew who the fuck was boss, and truly enjoyed bringing me half of the dead mice kills…. For which I gave them endless praise.
If I wanted to start a ranch as a hobby (for example, sheep), should I experiment with smaller animals first (like rats) and then go up the ladder? Or should I experiment with even lesser lifeforms like plants? Just don't want to go into this without some uhhh, preparation...
Thread theme https://youtu.be/J-9s6Sfgues
>>3872829Use a budget, start small, do the work yourself, and don’t take on debt and you will be a successful rancher. Here is a goat ranch budget I used to start my ranch with. https://extadmin.ifas.ufl.edu/nflag/livestock/goats/enterprise-budgets-for-meat-goats---25-does/
>>3872829How does one ranch rats. I am genuinely curious
Would mammaliaformes lineage like the Docodonts and Haramiyids be more likely to be egg-laying like the monotremes or have some form of live birth like Ovoviviparity ?
How do I kill these cunts? My neighbours are a bunch of overweight low class lazy cunts with their flea infested cats that have passed their fucking dirty fleas onto MY CAT. I've had to completely designate her to the bathroom only, she's been properly cleaned and treated and is fine now. I must of cleaned the house/floors twice now, have use flea killer everywhere, thrown out old cat toys/nearby clothes/bedding including my own, cleaned the floor again, then steam cleaned the floor, have the done light/bowl trick, and after all that these cunts are still killing themselves in this bowl ffs, I am close to just suing or shooting my neighbours (multiple times to be able to penetrate the fat cunts). Yet these little cunts just keep coming and I am about to unleash my wrath upon someone.
>>3872910>letting your cat roam outside>Blames everyone else when cat returns home full of parasites
>>3872910Well. You can try diatomaceous earth if you're worried about putting chemicals on your cat. Or you can just use the good flea drops and be done with it. They'll still get fleas on them, but it will kill them quickly.
>>3872934> cat owner> lets his cats roam unsupervised> retardedly rages when something befalls his cat and blames everyone but himself Many such cases.
>>3872910One method that works:>Fill flat cookie pan/baking sheet with water>Add a couple drops of dish soap, one at each end>Slide under couch away from where animals go>Check in a few days, but results may vary
>>3872934It's a bait thread, OP just wanted to type "cunts" multiple times for a shitpost on one of the few remaining good boards.
