Is there anything more fun than swimming?>vertical and horizontal movement>mostly unbound by gravity>like flying but without the risk of falling to your death>no equipment needed
>>56392079I almost drowned when I swam from a ship. Thought I was a strong swimmer until I got a blast of sea water smashed up my nose.Fuck I hate saltwater
>>56397083I am faggot, I didn't say that was the only thing I'm doing. I just want to swim because its fun and I have a pool close by.>eat lesstell me what im doing wrong>breakfastkind bar / 1cup oats and black tea>lunchapple/pear and black tea>dinnerchicken breast/ salmon fillet, spinach, and black fucking tea
>>56392007>no equipment neededExcept for the swim pool.
>>56397295go to a river, a lake, an ocean
>>56397274caffeine or no caffeine in the black tea?
Has this happened to you /fit/?
>>56395966The non/pol/ reason?they're usually balding.
>>56395551Yeah only the modern left does that not unlike the right which can claim>El paso shooting>that new Zealand shootingBonus points for going on /pol/ and finding Saint pictures and memes made for the NZ shooting
>>56394797>his pecs can't stop a fancy sashimi knifeDYELS I swear
>>56397304YOU'LL NEVER LEARN
>>56394797I never get these comics. The author must be a genius. One comic i think he wrote it ironic, but the next it seems genuine. Then sometimes i believe the name in the corner and think that the author is a man, nut the next time i think its a woman posing as a man writing these comics unironically as some kind of art project, and we are the test rats reading them and being polarized. How does it do it??
Holy shit this podcast was fascinating, basically the meme that you cant change your facial structure and jaw after 30 because you cant grow new bone is just that, a meme.if you have anything other then perfect teeth from birth it means that you too are not seeing the maximum potential of your face, not only can we fix this it only takes around a year and without any surgical intervention.also the breath talk in general was pretty interesting when it comes to fitness, next time i lift im gonna try 6 breaths per minute and see how it feels, anyone else to watched this yet?https://youtu.be/U5o9b2RVC2E
>>56396463his hair is greying and he looks good with the look, its really just young people that shouldnt grow beards because they look like retards, sure he'd probably look better without it but he's got a wife and kids so whats the point of trying and attracting more mates, just gotta maintain the one you have
>>56396463>>56396007
>>56393735>kettlebellsHow does kettle bells solve all workouts?
>>56387825>>75% of the population has a deviated septum (broken nose) usually from when they were a kid and haven't got it fixed, get yours checked.Fuck. Was looking at myself in the mirror a few days ago and realized for the first time my nose was a bit fucked to one side. Is that it?
>>56396007I don't want my lower jaw to go forwards, I want it to go back!
>he weighs under 200lbs>his arms are under 17 inches>he can’t squat 3pl8s>he can’t pull 4 pl8s>he doesn’t have a thick neckFace it. You’re the beta gymcel in your gym is you don’t have all of these
>>56397329>>he weighs under 200lbs>>his arms are under 17 inches>>he can’t squat 3pl8s>>he can’t pull 4 pl8s>>he doesn’t have a thick neck
>>56397329Being able to squat 3pl8s and pull 4 at over 200lbs isn’t impressive
In all honesty, OP, please explain to me your thought process of making a thread like this? Why did you make this? What gave you the idea? How did you come up with the shit you wrote?I genuinely don't understand who whould make these threads and why
>>56397329>he uses the imperial systemFace it. You’re the beta gymcel in your gym
>>56397329>non-gymcel>squatting or deadliftingLMAOthese two lifts are only done by beta gymcels.
Do you do higher rep lower weight with your stuff leg deadlifts? I do the 6 rep range and I feel like I'm fucking my shit up in my lower back
if you re not a power lifter, there is no reason to do deadlifts
>>56397129I do 3x3 3.75pl8 right now and finish with 2x10 3pl8
>>56397129sauce
>>56397286I think it's Yuka Kuramochi and her fat ass
>>56397198They're to do hamstrings I'm not talking regular deadlifts
Now matter how hard you train, this is your ultimate fate.
>>56396373>>56396378>>56396379>>56396394>>56396412>>56396415>>56396436>>56396512>>56396519>replying to the copetard /r9k/fag who never even lifted in his life, and never willyou are enabling thisby giving him the attention he wantsyou are actively making everything here worsethen later you open a thread with "why is fit so shit nowadays wtf?"shame on you retards
>>56396366okay retard
>>56396366>imagine wanting to live past 50
>>56396366imagine how much worse he'd be if he hadn't been fit when younger
>>56396366
Did he ever get to return those videotapes?
>>56395230>>56395567>>56395477Sorry, guys. As soon as I posted that I started thinking about all the great movie adaptations made. Still, I guess the reason Fight Club was the first (and only) movie that I could think of is because its so damn on point. They got every little thing nailed perfectly. Well, at least 95%. Thats why I said that. They left some things out, so its not 100% perfect. But everything that did make it in is perfectly translated.
>>56395700Digits for gf
>>56387444Check'd
>>56387444absolute mad lad
>>56387400>>56387444>>56387933>>56388288>>56395477>>56395700very nice
how do I go otter mode? 110 lbs, 5’9
>>56397355Are u really 110 lbs
>>56397373yeah :( I have severe issues gaining weight, my entire life. always been embarrassed and just want to change it for myself
Hello bros of /fit/, this is my first time here. Normally I'm over on /pol/ catching up on which celebrity was just outed as a pedophile and the rest.I'm 26 and I weigh about 390lbs. I'm 6'4". In 2016 I weighed 186lbs. At some point during 2016 I began the journey of having a mental health crisis and all the weight I'd lost after high school and all the fitness techniques I'd employed after having lost the weight went out the window. Got agoraphobic, depressed, and gained the 80lbs I lost during my pre-college gap year and then some. I just turned 26 yesterday. I'm tired of putting off what's necessary. I've been eating because I'm depressed I haven't lost weight, a kind of retarded self-medication that makes me sicker.How does one begin on the journey of wholesale self-correction?
First stop browsing /pol/. Second start counting calories and do short fasts.
Read the stickyGood luck bro
Yeah I do dips, how did you know?
>>56397204that's not me, i didn't post body. deal with it.
>>56397074had this all the time too. lean forward and keep your back straight. at least for me my chest will crack when my upper back starts to round/curve.
>>56397247Ok
>>56397047Bro your arm looks freaky. That is so disproportionate, I hope that's not you.
always fuck up my elbows whenever I do unassisted dips. what do?
Why is it so hard to find a thread about fitness on /fit/? There so much /r9k/ and /soc/ spam drowning out actual discussion.
>>56397298Being black > any other race
>>56397322but what about nascar
>>56397309I never said I did. Nice projection though
>>56397344He said I was projecting, so Im gonna tell him hes projecting !!
>>56397309>still no body picImagine getting BTFO'd by
Is El Eggs natty? His biceps and other muscles are insane imo
>>56396958without a doubt
>>56396989aside from his el eggshaped head he is incredibly aesthetic body wise.
>>56397231and he sounds like german goku
>>56396989>2 yearsLOL
>>56396989Rope
this shit is a fucking game changer, never again will I dread eating a healthy meal
>>56393784Protip: go to the chinese supermarket for bulk spices don't buy those little cuck bottlesAlso never buy preground. If you dry toast seeds like cumin or corriander before grinding it, it will taste better.
>>56395359Google brining.
>>56393763Based
>>56395359>no saltngmi
Anyone addicted to eating seasonings by themselves?
Left or right, /fit/?>https://strawpoll.com/j4ssoq6bx
>>56395221No but if that body arouses you, you might be bi
>>56397089
>>56394616tfw im a man and ill never be that cut
>>56394177I want her on the right, holding me down against my will and fucking my ass with her clit.
>>56394203Lenny fuck off, go to the doctor.
Guys, what's my body type and what can I do to improve it? I'm guessing I am skinnyfat?I am 175cm and 63-64kg (5'9 and about 140lbs for americans).I've started doing the cardio workout from that video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqBAR0rfjiI a few days ago and it really makes me sweat a lot. Should I do anything else? It's not like I want to get huge, just gain a bit of muscle to look better, you know. Any advice?Thanks guys.
>>56396807Neck 14 inchesWaist 32Wrist 6'5Ankle 8'5Height 5'9Chest 35'5Hope I did it right, what now?
>>56396987Use this to get your bodyfathttp://fitness.bizcalcs.com/Calculator.asp?Calc=Body-Fat-NavyUse this to get your max potential weights at different bodyfat percentageshttp://www.weightrainer.net/bodypred.htmlThis is your natty limit and what you could potentially obtain over a decade of lifting.
>>56397031Alright cool, what do I do with that now though?
>>56397031It said I can reach 26.6 ffmi basically. Isn't 25 the natty limit?
>>56397308Whats ffmi?
