Michael Fassbender’s agent here, how do I get him back on top?
>>174856946this was one of the most kino things I've ever watched. I'd much rather see him take the driver route
Slow West sucked! No more fag or jew writers!!! Whites only
Proud of himhttps://youtu.be/wPDdiWWuLmQhttps://www.europeanlemansseries.com/en/pilot/9752?year=2022Portimao is his last race for this year.
>>174861147Too bad she's eating her husband's asshole right now
>>174855664idk bro
I dare you to look me in the eye and tell me these two aren't faggots.
>>174858674>I dare you to look me in the eye nice try homo
>I dare you to look me in the eyeThat's incredibly offensive to autistic anons, anon. Please show some respect to those on the spectrum.
>>174858674It's pretty in line with the typical celeb-worshipping homo: they're homo but they want to TOTALLY BE A PART OF [some celeb] to the point where they'd find the ability to go so far as to fuck it if it's female. It's like those niggs who "weren't gay" yet piped Justin Beiber up his ass. Fags are pathetic.
>>174858674If you and your bro can't take your shirts off and just chill out really close to each other, are you even bros?
>>174858674Chads
>78 days until the release of Avatar: The Way of Water
>>174855627Gonna see it day one.
>>174857160We'll just start counting up the days since avatar 2
>>174855627Anyone know if it's gonna be released internationally first?
>>174855627>>174856104B&R + HMD
>>174855627Can you believe that tomorrow will be 77 days? Where has the time gone
Was Plank sentient?
>>174859895kek
>>174860214Plank was also with him in school in the school eps
>asked my dad to make me a plank by cutting out a wedge in the top of a 1x4>he did it but thought I was retarded
>>174860525>Be me, 20 years old, in rural Afghanistan >local boy carries a plank of wood around all the time. Laugh and name him Johnny.>Get to know the village. Johnny is an outcast who only hangs out with Plank. We make sure to toss him MRE crackers when we pass by. one day our posts spots some older boys bullying Johnny and Plank>Oh fuck no. Three of us peak over the hesco to see what's happening. Kids beat Johnny and he eventually limps away clutching Plank.>Not today. Not on America's watch. Every who witnessed it draws up profiles of the bullies. Spend the next few days observing the little shits both on post and patrol.>Finally catch them all hanging out together. Tell our Afghan army dudes the kids had been stealing fruit punch packets and shit from us.>Afghan soldiers procede to walk over and smack the fuck out them. Squad cheers.>Cpl. who spotted the bullying points at piece of wood and starts yelling that if they ever bullied Johnny again we'd come back and kill their mothers. In English. We may have lost the war but we had a bunch of kids beat up because of a cartoon so there's that
>>174859962>you now remember the planking fad from a decade ago
>God created Arrakis to train the faithful...one cannot go against the word of GodI get chills every time
>>174862171What drugs can I take in real life like Spice?
What would a Muslim version of Game of Thrones universe look like? Maybe something like Mughal India or Ottoman Turkey.
>>174861863I can't answer that.
>>174858268I don't know, but it would smell awful
>>174861859The average Turk right now is Anatolian, arab, Balkan, and Caucasus mix. The Turks from central Asian diassapeared a long time ago
>>174861873dang...
>>174858268don't they burn books over there? probably a smoldering pile of ashes if i had to guess.
>>174859686Is that the one where they killed a guy?
>>174858357this shit movie us only relevant because of Silent Hill
>>174858613>>hallucinate I'm the creature humping into the girl at the party like I'm slamming repeatedly into a concrete wallbased anon hallucinating BEING a demon instead of being tormented by one
>>174859245>unbearablemore like alluring.
>>174861979Maybe for the manchildren on >>>/v/
>OH MY GOD I'M GONNA >I'M GONNA FUCKING FALL I'M GONNA FALL>FUCK I'M GONNA FALL OH MY GOD I'M GONNA>I'M GONNA... I'M GONNA FALL! >OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK>FALL! I'M GONNA FAAAAAAAALLbut then she doesn't fall.
>>174861303The falling from the rusty tower by the coward corroded bolts.
>>174861072I wish I could lick her armpits while she doing that
>>174861455lmao Never change, 4chins
>>174861303Rapid Uncontrolled Descent
>>174861415Don't worry, he fucked them both before he dies
>>174861658Ed keeperJeff dahmer Ed geinGacy
>>174860309its a "fun" way to say "WHITE MAN BAD". notice they never touch on the coloreds that go on sprees...fear thy neighbor is basically anti-gun propaganda
>>174860309because he's white and good looking
>>174860309because you're allowed to live vicariously through the extremes of mankind. You never become a serial killer, but you could. And they did. It is enjoyable to watch
>>174860309your average /tv/ viewers ideal fantasy is getting bummed to death and chopped up, so its not hard to sea why
What the hell happened here? How did the guy who made Dawn of the Dead (2004) make this shit?
Sometime after 300 Zack Snyder was kidnapped and replaced with Sack Znyder, his evil and untalented clone. Same thing happened with Nill Bye.
Favorite Toho film?
>>174860313* three and ten major films per year
>>174859064The Mysterians
>>174859064Peak kino
>>1748590641954 Godzilla that's pretty easy. Funny how genre movies became the main legacy of the biggest Japanese movie studio. After so many years this is the one that endured. And of course i'ts great. Toho is the studio of Kurosawa too. Him and Ishiro Honda were the best lifelong friends and later collaborators and as I liked Godzilla and Kurosawa's samurai movies since childhood this was a shocking discovery.
That's a good question which of the non-Godzilla sci fi movies are the best. Honda directed most of them and his are the best anyway. Either Matango or Rodan but he made too many great movies. What a genius. Even though he would've prefered to make different kind of movies and the studio hurt him by making him the sci fi guy he made the most of it.
Was his character supposed to be gay or something? What straight man suicides by wrist cutting? It's a very feminine suicide attempt
Whatever happened to a good old stab to the heart? Just point a knife at your chest and fall.
>>174860626What happened to the Cobain? Your trusty toe and a shotgun.
>>174852759>If you don't want to be alive you should be OK with dying painfullyRetard
>>174851050His brother tried the w*men methods irl and of course failed. Female suicide attempts are more of a cry for help, men are 3-4x more likely to be successful at ending themselves.
>>174851145Homemade Semtex strapped to my head
>Enchances your kino
>>174861993>dealer cuts the bag with amphetamine >a comfy kino watching evening turns into an all night masturbation marathonHate this episode.
Sexy Werewolves Edition Previously on /hor/:>>174831606
>>174862638
Ok night of the living dead remake fags, you've gotten me to watch it. It'd better be kino. I never liked the original so this one had better be better
>>174862694There was a remake?
>>174859610
Alright then. I'll see you bunch of twisted fucks again in no earlier than 36 hours from now (my time). Regards, over-and-out, arrivederci, sayonara, adios...
>Enhances your kino
>>174861352Im on it right now, it just enhances everything. In the sense that you dont care what you are doing because you feel great and who the fuck cares what you are watching.IVing is the only way to go, too.
>>174861629You’ll be dead soon if you don’t stop. You’ve been warned. Now it’s your choice life or death.
my dad got prescribed this in oral form for an injury, never finished his script so i popped a few for experimentation and didn't feel a single thing
>those dumbass patients that come in and pretend to forget what the name is "they usually give me that one.. that starts with a 'd'..?"Before they're even in the room I can tell it's going to be an issue when they have morphine listed as an allergy.
>>174861852just prescribe the druggies their fix anon
