What was Albus Dumbledore's vetting policy for new staff members?
>>192599550Couldn't he, the most powerful living wizard-a genius-a conniving faggot, come up with a better plan?
Lockhart was literally the only applicant that year. It was him or have no teacher.
>>192599611>The position was cursed by Voldemort after he wanted the job but was turned downWhat a petty cunt. He didn't even REALLY want the job as a position, he more wanted station at Hogwarts to try to acquire more ancient Hogwarts relics for his Horcruxes, and to have influence on students who might become future followers of his.
>>192599550>He basically sacrificed everyone defense education for an entire yearDumbledore had the choosen one (TM), he knew they wouldn't miss out
>>192599634I wouldn't invent a preposterously convoluted team sport that takes forever and makes up a large part of my narrative but only one action per game by one of the players matters.
What scene from television and/or movies gives you this reaction?
>>192600029https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-vCVptWV5UE
AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH-AH
>>192599850most kino villain in one piece, dolfy can get fucked>HISASHIBURI DANA>MUGIWARA
What was his problem?
>Nosferatu set to be released in december 2024that surely means it's shit, right? fuck I was really looking forward to it
>>192599360And what's going on in the scene? Illiterate nigger
>>192599438Why? Because the studio didn't give it a better release like summer or halloween? Whether the studio has hopes for it's success is irrelevant. A movie not being able to pull in a large audience shouldn't be indicator of it's quality when you look at the absolute dogshit that does My sole concern about Nosferatu right now is the coloring, looks like it was shot in color and then a grey filter was put over it which isn't something I ever expected to see Eggers do, but everything else I've heard has me looking forward to it
>>192599644>the studio didn't give it a better release like summer or halloween?That's not what I meant at all. They wrapped filming in May, so what the fuck is taking so long? This screams "we'll fix it in post" or even reshoots. I also didn't care for the Northman all that much, so to me Eggers' credit is kinda shaky right now.
>>192597403Good movie>>192598988Pea brain brownskin take
How things changed
>>192599882When she called us all rapists for looking at leaked pictures of her arsehole it kinda ruined the vibe
>>192599882
Couldn't be me, she just look skinny fat to me
>>192599882Saw her butthole, jerked off to her butthole, and stopped caring
>>192600022pretty much this, yeah.if she had pivoted into an onlyfans career instead she could have remained in our good graces
Best episode?
His review of Pink Floyd's "The Wall"
The Three Schmuckleheads duology of Alone in the Dark and Bloodrayne are fantastic, I've watched them more than anything else he's done.Other bangers:S06E35 The Shining Mini-SeriesS07E03 Wicker ManS07E40 Monster SquadS09E02 The HappeningS11E39 SleepwalkersS12E38 The WallS12E50 The Most INSANE Christmas Rom Com
>>192599127>shining miniseries>Pearl Harbor>It>sharkboy and Lavagirl>alvin and the chipmunks>son of the mask>hulk (2003)>jem
if you opened this thread, you technically failed no nostalgia critic november
She had man hands /tv/
>>192598404I have a hand fetish, so this would have been an automatic DQ for me.
>she
>>192598860Lmaoo
wish i had man hands
>>192598964the puffy shirt girl
Was Light really do anything wrong?
>>192596163just use Tor and youll be fine
Do you think that the Scooby gang can capture Light if their names were to be anonymous.
>>192590713Why didnt anyone at arkham just kill the joker when he was in a straight jacket from one of the hundred times batman caught him? They probably wouldnt even get jail time
>>192591015He had the book and thought he was invinsible, why would he think someone was onto him?
>kill 2 criminals>don't become 2wtf.
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>>192599793yeah it's the only reason this unfunny trash is even remembered
>>192599793Remember when this shit flopped so hard it got pulled off HBO Max for tax write-offs and is now impossible to watch legally
>>192599793I'm a straight white man with blue eyes, brown hair and a cute latina wife. We both made fun of it and the people who watched it when it came out. We also are both voting for Trump next year.Get fucked
>seth rogan gets mad that mel gibson was playing santa>seth rogan makes a much worse santa that mel unreal
>>192599766if only it was funny
is it any good?
>>192599177It's a short though. Like "Tales From The Crypt".
the tarantino-style dialogue is quite lame and corny coming from these actresses, as they try way too hard to seem cool. they can't pull it off like in JB, PF or RD. but the car parts are okay.The NZ girl, and the spic and DJ girl from the first part are especially lame/uncool.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iDeoYk7oxN4
>>192599446What do you mean? The movie was around an hour and a half wasn’t it? Tales from the Crypt (1972) was an anthology unless you’re referring to the tv show, which I still wouldn’t understand
Kurt Russel can do no wrong.
>when you nut but he keeps sucking
>>192599054Not anymore, but I don't care. I just wanna fuck this little twerp.
>>192597990Imagine tickling it
>>192599323What is she now?
>>192598899Looks like a clown.Still would.
>>192597953why is allan like that
This broke me
>>192598647Why was he gay and a woman? Why did he hire a larry david lookalike to play him?
>>192599083based schizo poster
>>192598647It was made before most understood the demoralization campaigns
I can never tell if I hated this movie or liked it.The only thing I know is that it depressed the shit out of me.
Charlie Kaufman is an evil subversive jew and in a fare world he'd be burned at the stake.
Mr Bean was Zazu. Wtf
>>192598581He has a real name he hates it when people call him mr bean and has attacked people for it
>>192598581Everyone knew this>>192598722If Mr Bean didn't want people calling him that he should have picked a more outlandish cartoony name, like Weird Retard Man
Y
>>192598722did he run them over with his little car
Ra.
>>192595424>Apophis ThreadSTOP RIGHT THERE
>>192595101DIFFERENT DUDE RETARD
>>192596227he was also very difficult to work with according to more trivia; refusing to remove his nipple rings for his costumes and constantly complaining about them= refusing to wear the large mask saying it was too heavy, and on his last day of filming he supposedly stripped naked out of his costume and stormed off
>>192597637me with a flash camera
>>192594018>>192597637>is a homosexualKnew there was some gay shit going on, especially with Emmerich being so eager.
Now that the dust has settled, was it better than game of thrones?
>>192596303No, they both fumbled the execution.Real question is which one started looking sus first.
>>192596303Yes, but that's a low bar. Granted the whole Final Season Part X Chapter Y Episode Z thing was ridiculous, but the general premise and battles are easily better than anything in GoT.
>>192596303You are comparing a cartoon to a live action. Can't really compare the two. Both were excellent. AoT ending was kind of a let down, Got ending was rushed as hell (evil tyrant Dany happened and ended all in one episode? War against whitewallers was just one battle?)
I disliked GoT since season 5, and every passing season became worse and worse. AoT had a very enjoyable story to the very end, and personally I liked the ending as well. Mystery boxes, plot twists and change of sides/betrayals from characters galore, I would have toned it down a little, also dialogues were lacking at times, and the desire to imitate some of the manga panels made some scenes look weird.In short, Yes AoT was way way better than GoT.
Eren was a cuck
