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>Every day I wake up and I hope you're dead! Dead, like if I could guarantee Henry would be okay, I'd hope you'd get an illness, and then get hit by a car and die!

Who was in the wrong here?
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>They were trying to push the idea that he was holding her back
Wasn't the actual point of the film that they both were holding each other back?
t. hapa child

There does though need to be repercussions for shitty actions. Our laws have made it extremely easy to dissolve a marriage, there aren't consequences for cheating (which I'm sure men and women alike wouldn't want reinstated), and society accepts all of this shit because it's so commonplace and, in all honesty, relatable. There aren't incentives to keep people together long enough to really try to save their relationships, so they jump ship. For women, that usually means monkeybranching to some chump in her orbit. For dudes, that usually means banging bar skanks to get over the hump. It's all pretty sad.
Basically "methinks thou protest too much"
This thread has been really cathartic. It's been nice to chat with some of you about the misery of dating/marriage in our contemporary hellscape.
Okay, and how does a yearly beating not solve this problem, or at least half of the problem? No doubt men are weak and sinful, but if women were kept in line, at least some men would feel honor bound to not be pieces of shit. There will still be a percentage of a population who is awful and whorish but right now we live in a culture of babylon

Just marathoned the color out of space.

It was pretty lulzy. Had some nice compositions visually, but my god, the writing and acting was so bad it became funny. Nicolas cage does this fucked up "british" accent to indicate he's going mad and I burst out laughing every time. There's a really hilarious part where he yells at a tomato on the floor while his wife begs him to fix the wifi.

The story deviates pretty far from the source material like almost every lovecraft adaptation. The broad strokes were there though, I guess. There's a color that drives them mad and makes them sick and all that. It was just written so poorly. If you're not familiar with the source this adaptation might be hard for you to follow.

The climax has some really great visuals. I really enjoyed that part.

Also, for you foot fetishists, Madeleine Arthur shows her feet and thighs a lot on it.

So yeah, 4/10.

This concludes my review of Color Out of Space (2019)

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If only Ezra Miller still looked like this...

wtf was als problem? I would have been banging peggy 2 to 3 times daily.
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Video is labeled Al rapes Peggy, audience cheers.
That is wholesome, and now I feel extra bad about fantasizing about Al lusting after his daughter. Maybe it's just cause Kelly was so hot.
Oh, it's my ex's husband. You know she complained about just that to me before she tried to fuck me again. But I couldn't be fucked making the journey across state lines. Guess we both got tired of her fat, sloppy pussy huh buddy?
that was the joke

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>lost everything he ever cared about
>didn't turn to the dark side
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People with the force seem to be more sceptable of falling to the darkside from even the basic human emotion. Its kind of scary.
Clone wars is also canon in legends timeline
Lol yeah they are
He's Chinese therefor soulless.

It's already gay enough that I like kid stuff with star wars, I'm not going full baby mode with a fucking cartoon.

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Last good movie you watched ?
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I was just thinking how they couldn't help but still make him a goofball even when he's raping
He seriously better have a redemption arc
Seven samurai
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still don't know where'd rank it in comparison to QTs other stuff
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Why didn't Gandalf just
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>not flushing it directly into The Mouth of Sauron
He was corporeal during the war of the ring, but his lower bowel probably wasn't just yet
>Thick slab
>starved and dehydrated for 30 days
yeah but that was in 2nd age
The ring doesn't corrupt those that are unaware that it is the one ring, so why didn't gandalf just have the eagles fly Frodo into mordor? And before someone says MUH CROWS or MUH FELLBEASTS, crows can not fly as high as eagles, so there is no way they would be to spot them, and fellbeasts did not just randomly fly in the skies or mordor, furthermore there were only 9 nazgul, so the chances of one of them that just so happened to be flying in the skies of mordor spotting the eagles would have been slim to none.

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>How did orcs know what a menu was?
That was localization of Orcish, the actual trsnlation was closer to 'More meat for our bellies!'
It's thanks to the progressives of the time wanting to tone down how monstrous the Orcs were so they wouldn't be racist that we have these silly little bits of dialogue.
Damn they even got Chumlee to cameo in this movie
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It's comfy
I love how unique each of the orc facial designs are.
Checked and keked

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Soul vs. Soulless.
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old good new bad
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>>old good new bad

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What made these shows so comfy?
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>Culture is better than it ever has been.
My ass. Television peaked in the 90s and the mid 2000s by the latest
Found a random assortment of Goosebumps DVDs in a bargain bin.

Stay Out of the Basement was about the only genuinely unnerving episode, though that isn't to say the others weren't decent enough time wasters.
To the people dismissing it as mere nostalgia, nah, you completely miss the point. AYAOTD is comfy because it's literally kids sitting around a campfire telling ghost stories. Goosebumps is over-the-top cornball, but it's so corny that it becomes comfy, like a dad joke. This is also true of AYAOTD but to a lesser extent. Both shows also generally tend to have a sentimental message or ending, but it's not too cheesy because they undercut it with a twist (especially Goosebumps, where the ending is "they all lived happily ever after oh wait it's not what it seems because there's a twist and the kid was really a dog all along haha see next book/episode kiddies").
This is one of the most painfully zoomer posts I've ever read on /tv/, and that's really saying something.
I find anthology shows in general to be pretty comfy. Tales from the Crypt/Darkside, Twilight Zone, Outer Limits, The Haunting Hour, The Hitchhiker, and even Black Mirror to a lesser extent are all enjoyable because you don’t have to invest in arcs and other shit from serialized tv shows.

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>How long have we been on this plane, Wilson? Four months, four days?
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Show me it's body.
>Help me to recollect, brother...
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Brannoxbros and Lennylads both welcome.
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I cant believe there was an assassination attempt on Voiello
how does he expect to make the napoli squad with those reflexes
>references john malkovich to his face

who writes this crap
voiello is in cahoots with the mafia?
Anyone got links to the subtitles?

You know, I don't think I've ever watched a horse movie, what's your guys' favorite horse films?

Sum up this show in 7 to 8 words.
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Lousy Smarch weather
I thought Family Guy picked up on it after it was slowly declining
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Not at all. Family Guy actually got better after its initial dip.

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Behold, the exact frames where James Cameron's career peaked
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How is she so perfect bros
what are those stains in the lower left?
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Uh I spilled some water on mt shri...coffee table
Can you shop in a black cock and have it penetrating her white pussy. I would really appreciate it.

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