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>oh no, someone made a video of me masturbaiting, better kill somebodyWhat was his fucking problem?
>>168183011N
>>168156528>You beat one off on camera? That's what they got, yeah? Your hot little face, blurred fist, dick burping fucking spunk everywhere? Your mum's gonna love that on Facebook, Twitter, Insta-fucking whatever. And her friends. All eyes on you, giving it that.*jerk off motion*>Toss in the cunts at work calling you Spurty McGoo, laughing at your cum face, making it their desktop wallpaper. It's not just weeks, we're talking years here. Pictures hang about on Google like a gypsy fucking curse. There's not cure for the Internet, it would never go away. It'd be glued to your name, a fucking STAIN on you! I'd hang myself if that was me. Crack my fucking neck at the first opportunity.
>>168180252>associate my face with an unpopular fetishYeah that will go over well
>>168158170you know who liked watersports too? Based Captain Jonathan ArcherI HAVE FAITH OF THE HEARThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbnTZREMEJI
>>168156765>softcore R34I'm in the clear
Seagal awaaaay!
>>168177825Some wannabe UFC guys went to train with him, and the fatass had to keep sitting down every five minutes.
>>168181197>regularly leads special forces training courses for Spetsnaz, Policía Federal de Mexico, and ATF drug interdiction teamsWho the fuck would hire Steven Seagal to train troops or police forces in places like that, an inminent warzon and a narco controlled country, both doing like shit.
>>168180596Seriously why is he like that? You'd think that a larping weirdo like him would put some more effort into looking badass
>>168181094>OY! Wot are you doin'?>Where do you think I'm going?Shouldn't he have said "what do you think I'm doing"?
>>168181783IWANDATBARBEESHTUDANZFERMESOFACKYOU
Is this supposed to be us?
>>168185227Most dangerous (successful) terrorists (Islamic) a. got incredibly lucky to succeed and b. martyred themselves immediately in the act so never had to live up the first performance againEven the ones that killed hundreds of people in a matter of minutes were absolute amateurs who avoided detection because some agency or other dropped the ball. Far more often than not their bombs don't detonate or their guns fall apart or the boat sinks or they forget to buckle their pants and trip over themselves. Incompetent losers is the right way to portray modern domestic terrorists
probably but they ended up resembling antifags.>coordinated outfits >faggy masks>larping as militant combatants until they got their shit pushed in by someone who didn't fall into their intimidation techniques
>>168185774IT'S A COMBAT WINTER MASK!
>>168185049the losers on here who actually get upset over this are funny
>thirty men>rifles>telescopic sights>gigantic box of ammo>advantageous position>have the element of surprise>they aim at the wrong target>they can't even kill the targetYes.
Were there any other actresses who gave off the vibe that Jennifer Connelly did in Phenomena or Labyrinth?
>>168185478dime store brooke. The 80s peaked quick.
What vibe is that, OP?
>>168185977what do you think?
>>168185941Too tall
>>168186352This sounds like a manlet issue.
>It's a /fit/ episode
Is it back?
>>168186098in 2 weeks, yeah its back
>>168186152nice
>>168183722>loses cute Halston Sage>replaces her with beat up roastie>every other episode is gayniggers in space>including a gay porn episode>takes 3 years to make another short season of mediocre television>norm diesSorry, Seth. You lost me.
>>168184127>grow up in Florida attending good schoolsShe's every hot upper middle class Jewish girl I knew rolled into one. As an adult I realize they're utterly insufferable life wreckers but at the time all I wanted was one of those cooky, seductive Jewy girls with gigantic smiles and equally gigantic tits.
what does the symbol on depp's hand mean?
Z is for Zorro of course. His next movie dumbass
>>168185722Well anon you know how some people have a coke nail. Depp has a coke tattoo. He lines up the coke with the tattoo so he can snort it.
>>168186195S for the SS
>>168185768Spbp
>>168185761yeah well thread said mine is bigger
> If God is all powerfull, then he is not all goodDAMN
>>168182962>my daddy beat me and he was like a god to me so I hate Superman for being a god or somethingGod this movie is such naval gazing horseshit
>>168184145At least it isn't based on outright lies like religion is
>>168186233God also specifically designed us to want the thing. If he didn't want us to eat it, he could have made us not want to eat it any time he wanted, but he chose not to. He's an asshole.
>>168186233But God is supposedly all-knowing and timeless, so he would've already had prescience that Adam and Eve would betray him but set it up anyway to punish his creations.Sounds kinda autistic to me.
>>168186346He's obviously not if Jesus doesn't have a clue when Armageddon happens.
I don't get it.
>>168186120he was gay
>Howard catches Jimmy>hires a private investigator to follow Jimmy>somehow Jimmy is in on this>lets the PI "catch" him with a judge who's the mediator for the Sandpiper case>gets photographed exchanging $20,000 cash>in the photos, the judge's arm is unbroken>but in real life, it turns out his arm is currently broken>going to need Huell to break the actor's arm and retake the photos>Kim has to be there to pay the actor with a whiff of her feet
i dont get it, why didn't the villain simply leave the planet with the mining vessels instead of waiting for 200 yearsalso how did he forget where he parked his giant starship?
>>168185384AgreedShe was really hot
>>168185257i remember george takei getting mad they made sulu gay in these flicks just because takei is gay in irl
>>168185257Star trek 2009 was pretty good I loved that film when it came outSecond one was pretty forgettable Third was dogshit
>>168185554They were all dogshit
>>168185257NO REFUNDS GOY
Why are they replacing everyone with a woman?>Hawkeye's a woman>Hulk's a woman>Thor's a woman>PotC's lead is a womanNow that Depp has been redeemed why not get him back?
>>168183296very yes
>>168185795Glowies are gay. Fuck off my African American of the incandescent variety.
>>168183336shitskins have higher rates of trannies
>>168183268Is this what Heard's PR team has been reduced to now? Going on /tv/ and cryposting something like "h-his lawsuit is going to be thrown out"?
>>168183336how does it feel that all your women take white dick chang chong?
Why did Boxxy never make it big into show business?
>>168185149>literally mfw Lana's videos with her qter sister
>>168186019it's like when you look up a high school crush after a decade and see that they're just some regular-looking woman instead of the goddess you remember them as
>>168185149Thats the life of a thot. You think you are popular because the character is funny? People just want to fuck you. Did anyone actually think the creepy girlfriend was creepy? Or did they just wish they had a tsunder waifu? All ecelebs and e thots should get the rope
>>168184784I became pretty good internet friends with her in her community for a little while. Fun times.
>>168186319did you manage to extract nudes?
What was Cameron's problem?
>>168169241The painting is a massive lesson in perspective. In the first shot the camera is at a distance that allows the dots to seamlessly blend together in your eyes just as would happen with light when you see anything. You see a full spectrum of life and color all at once.Viewing the painting at Cameron's distance breaks the illusion and reminds the viewer that beeing shallow and pedantic is a bad thing.>>168184709based
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>>168166935Despite being born after them, the 80s were apparently a time when people didn't overanalyze, look for epic twists, or whatever else gets shoved into a youtube movie analysis that's longer than the actual movie. Cameron is a foil to Ferris.
it's amazing how this movie kinda parallels his real life vehicular incident lol
>>168185658To add to that, the scene creates a dichotomy between Cameron and Ferris. Cameron is having an epiphany and perhaps learning a valuable life lesson looking at fucking dots meanwhile Ferris is having a genuinely romantic moment
SheHulk dating and banging a black guy really highlights the power of diversity
>>168181738literally man's hips and legs
>>168184743>FloridaAh, now it makes sense...
>>168184624Or what if 1) reproductive rates slow down in wealthy and educated countries 2) a growing non White American population gives girls more options to choose from 3) the mid life crisis years of capitalism require both men and women to work a lot and have less time for kids or at least delay itWhites aren't going "extinct", it's not the end of the world, work with the times and trends, finesse it, to get what you want out of life and your country. America will never be 90% White again but really it doesn't matter. Get your head in order and stop seething at nothing, absorbing distorted memes and media depictions.
>>168181738Green has always been 'black coded' or whatever the term is, so I don't care. Black on green is no different from black on black but with more CGI involved.
>>168185990>Green has always been 'black coded'What? Fuck off
Pimento sandwich.
Waltuh...
>>168185408Finguh...
>>168182799>general overrun by vincebots arguing with speedwatchers>create separate thread to mikepostunconscionably based
>>168182799at least he wasn't called paint
Just a fancy grilled cheese
