Gosh darn you Cypher.
JUDAS PRIEST, he's fast!
You're my helper, man, my own personal non-religious hero.
>>134674861You sneaky pete, Cypher!
>>134674861What was his problem?
>>134683691why does the sum of all artificial intelligence talk like a freshman philosophy major midwit
thread II
>>134683727holy shit, I just watched jaws.And it fucking SUCKS!oh look a shark, scary...for 2 FUCKING hours...
>>134687170where's the gun, I can only see ass
>>134692319Even a day later still amazing
>Just play the music you little shits
about to watch this for the first time in a few yearswhat do you fa/tv/irgins think about seven?
>>134695645Pretty good, Brads acting is a little over the top in some scenes but he hits it home at the end, Spacey is as creepy as always, wish he had more cat and mouse scenes with them
>>134695645One of the few movies that I'm angry about having been spoiled.
Great film, well made with a leaden atmosphere. Brad Pitt is the weakest part of course, but all in all it's a great piece of work.Even Morgan Freeman looks like he's kind of trying for once
>>134695645Did anyone every figure out what was in the box?
>Old people thought this was badasshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3gJGuQQPnw
>that smileI miss happy superman
What's the most comfy kino you know? I need to get away mentally from it all bros...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYiRQ4y7m4YThe Keep 1983
>>134694069You just know
>>134694516Slavs aren't white.
>>134694516>white>girlno
Spirited Away
HEY BUDDY GOT A QUARTER
why can't we have nice things
>>134695969sneed
>>134693290ned had my utmost respect, even before he spoke his mind
>>134695969redditor spotted
>>134695969Because your soil pH is around 9.6 and you need a 7 to 8 max.
Does anyone actually believe this bullshit?
How come in the Mad Max setting Max is the only normal person? Everyone else is crazy and even people older then him who should remember the old times act like Luddites.In fact it isn't really clear how long after the Apocalypse his adventures take place. When did the Fall happen? Some lines make it seem like it was 15 years and others make it seem like 50+. Max lived in a remnant community that still had its shit together for a while after the Fall right?
>>134693563>not realizing it's America's fault there was a resurgence of islamic theocracy in the middle eastIt's so funny how you pretend islam works in a vacuum when your own country has been funding islamic coups of perfectly good democracies for the last half of the 20th century.
>>134688020The people in the fort with the oil well in the second movie were normal enough.
HUGH
>>134689151>>134689287Fury road shouldnt even be considered cannon
>>134693067>>134693226>>134693262>>134693308>>134693339Look, I dig the Mad Max flicks as much as the next guy but that premiss just doesn’t work; global society collapses (even coal fired power plants shut down?) and this happens without a nuclear war, yet gasoline is somehow still available to bandit biker gangs in the middle of nowhere in Australia?
Why does a story as light-hearted as Star Wars have something so completely and utterly grimdark?It's far worse than even any WH40k human city (but still far better than Commoragh), it's like a hive city but millions/billions of times bigger (covers the entire planet in over 5000 levels, each level being about the height of a modern city) and with layers worse than an underhive.
>>134693576that's actually neat. I'm OK with all the nonsensical shit in star wars if they at least try to come up with an in-universe explanation. That's why the nu star wars movies sucked, not only did they not even try to explain shit, but when they did it was completely convoluted and nonsensical.
>>134691495Who would live there then? Why don't they just move somewhere else?
>>134694184Mostly because they can't get out because that requires money and who's giving jobs to someone 80 kilometers below you
>>134691877>Conduit Worms>come out of wiring channels to feed on your brainWell, I won't be sleeping tonight.
>>134691731>ywn see a boba fett movie set entirely on coruscant, descending level by level into the underworld
Get out of my house, Alan!
>>134692796
ALEN I SEX GIRLS HAVE MONEYALEN YOU HAVE NO MONEY NO SEXGET OUT HOUSE
>>134695591Does /tv/ do this for every Chuck Lorre show? Does he have a single one that /tv/ actually likes?
MEEEEEEEEEN
>>134696038I thought the general /tv/ consensus was that Two and A Half Men is low brow and repetitive but pretty funny
Man... this is honestly really powerful...
>>134693366Who even likes this show? It’s bland, ugly and unfunny.
explain yourself
>>134695945how do you not?
>>134695895It’s a reference to the sitcom Family Matters
>>134695895there is a subset of people that I've noticed in youtube comments that are under the impression that write is what you write when you mean rightI can't explain it, and I think if I see it often enough I'll go mad or die
I skipped a BLM protest to watch Dudley Do-right
>>134695733>>134695444the late 90s was a weird time for cartoon adaptations
>>134695777what do you mean?
>>134695487Youve never actually seen it, have you? Or at least not as an adult. Its funny as shit
>>134695487His career ended because of Mummy 3 Dragon Emperor
>>134696006that and Inkheart
What does /tv/ consider to be animated kino? /co/ has trash taste.
>>134695595so does /tv/, idk what you're expecting.But to answer your question, Clone High and Undergrads and 3 South
>animated kinoWell there is tons of kino anime.
— «BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES».— «CODENAME: KIDS NEXT DOOR».— «DEXTER'S LABORATORY».— «HEY ARNOLD!»— «MERRIE MELODIES».— «RUGRATS».— «SUPERMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES».— «THE POWERPUFF GIRLS».
does "it" count if it's drawings/cartoons?
Mary and MaxMutafukazPrincess (the 2006 Danish movie)Coraline
Is there a black actor with enough charisma and commanding presence to play this absolute Chad?
>>134695615Sure. There's a god of petty lore discussions in the Warp somewhere, gestating. Waiting to be born. Maybe we can become his Champions.
>>134692354Eisenhorn is gonna probably suckGood luck doing all the freaky space chaos tainted xenos that defy our perception and drive us madSome of the other stories are doable if they're dedicated I guess since a lot of them are quite character based
>>134695255That is essentially what it means. If you can't make something, you forget all the implicit (and gradually more of the explicit) knowledge involved in how to make it and have to re-invent it when you start doing it again.People have forgotten how to make things countless times across history. Though obviously there's some irony in stating that, since if you've forgotten it how do you know you've forgotten it? Unless you have artifacts left behind to provide evidence that you've forgotten it (as with e.g., the collapse of the roman empire in leaving those all over the place in the west) you won't know that you have. But lost knowledge spans the gamut from forgetting how to do massive engineering projects like the romans, to forgetting how to build canoes like was documented in an inuit tribe where all the people who knew how died from disease at the same time (the tribe was only saved by another tribe accidentally coming across them and re-teaching them), to even aboriginal peoples forgetting how to start fire or do basic things like make pottery or arrows.
>Tyranids eat everything in the galaxy and fuck off elsewhere>chaos gods die of starvationWhy arent the Chaos gods more worried about the 'nids? Like, they should be literally shitting their immaterial pants since they are actually a legit threat to their existence.
>>134695890Now you know why the remaining Old Ones engineered the Tyranids ;-)I think Chaos plan is just to fight them with daemons or absorb as many hivefleets into the warp so there's no bio-resources to feed them.
ITT: Parts of the books you wish would have made it into the movieshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhtE-1njHXM
>>134694892And Isildur, Beren, Elendil, etc. weren't? He was a great man born into a later time who never got to show his full quality since he wasn't the firstborn, but nonetheless through Eru's doing or otherwise played a pivitol role in getting Frodo to Mount Doom. Or at least that's how I always saw him, but that quote from Tolkien is interesting if true I admit
glad they took out the like 7 or so times the Hobbits were stopped and fed on the way to Bree
>>134693985>This is no rabble of mindless orcs. These are Uruk Hai. Their cocks are thick and their balls broad.Why was this part replaced I don't get it.
>>134694731It was one of the things that I hated most about the movies. The trip to Gondor was so forced and unnecessary. I know they only did it to pad out the movie and have more action scenes, but it completely shit on Faramir's character.
>>134693985Obviously too long. And in any case, LotR could have been made into a three hour movie by a competent director.
