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Gosh darn you Cypher.
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JUDAS PRIEST, he's fast!
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You're my helper, man, my own personal non-religious hero.
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>>134674861
You sneaky pete, Cypher!
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>>134674861
What was his problem?
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>>134683691
why does the sum of all artificial intelligence talk like a freshman philosophy major midwit

thread II
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>>134683727
holy shit, I just watched jaws.
And it fucking SUCKS!
oh look a shark, scary...for 2 FUCKING hours...
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>>134687170
where's the gun, I can only see ass
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>>134692319
Even a day later still amazing
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>Just play the music you little shits

about to watch this for the first time in a few years
what do you fa/tv/irgins think about seven?
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>>134695645
Pretty good, Brads acting is a little over the top in some scenes but he hits it home at the end, Spacey is as creepy as always, wish he had more cat and mouse scenes with them
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>>134695645
One of the few movies that I'm angry about having been spoiled.
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Great film, well made with a leaden atmosphere. Brad Pitt is the weakest part of course, but all in all it's a great piece of work.
Even Morgan Freeman looks like he's kind of trying for once
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>>134695645
Did anyone every figure out what was in the box?

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>Old people thought this was badass

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3gJGuQQPnw
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>that smile

I miss happy superman

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What's the most comfy kino you know? I need to get away mentally from it all bros...
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The Keep 1983
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>>134694069
You just know
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>>134694516
Slavs aren't white.
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>>134694516
>white
>girl
no
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Spirited Away

HEY BUDDY GOT A QUARTER
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why can't we have nice things
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>>134695969
sneed
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>>134693290
ned had my utmost respect, even before he spoke his mind
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>>134695969
redditor spotted
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>>134695969
Because your soil pH is around 9.6 and you need a 7 to 8 max.

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Does anyone actually believe this bullshit?

How come in the Mad Max setting Max is the only normal person? Everyone else is crazy and even people older then him who should remember the old times act like Luddites.

In fact it isn't really clear how long after the Apocalypse his adventures take place. When did the Fall happen? Some lines make it seem like it was 15 years and others make it seem like 50+. Max lived in a remnant community that still had its shit together for a while after the Fall right?
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>>134693563
>not realizing it's America's fault there was a resurgence of islamic theocracy in the middle east
It's so funny how you pretend islam works in a vacuum when your own country has been funding islamic coups of perfectly good democracies for the last half of the 20th century.
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>>134688020
The people in the fort with the oil well in the second movie were normal enough.
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HUGH
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>>134689151
>>134689287
Fury road shouldnt even be considered cannon
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>>134693262
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>>134693339

Look, I dig the Mad Max flicks as much as the next guy but that premiss just doesn’t work; global society collapses (even coal fired power plants shut down?) and this happens without a nuclear war, yet gasoline is somehow still available to bandit biker gangs in the middle of nowhere in Australia?

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Why does a story as light-hearted as Star Wars have something so completely and utterly grimdark?
It's far worse than even any WH40k human city (but still far better than Commoragh), it's like a hive city but millions/billions of times bigger (covers the entire planet in over 5000 levels, each level being about the height of a modern city) and with layers worse than an underhive.
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>>134693576
that's actually neat. I'm OK with all the nonsensical shit in star wars if they at least try to come up with an in-universe explanation. That's why the nu star wars movies sucked, not only did they not even try to explain shit, but when they did it was completely convoluted and nonsensical.
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>>134691495

Who would live there then? Why don't they just move somewhere else?
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>>134694184
Mostly because they can't get out because that requires money and who's giving jobs to someone 80 kilometers below you
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>>134691877
>Conduit Worms
>come out of wiring channels to feed on your brain
Well, I won't be sleeping tonight.
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>>134691731
>ywn see a boba fett movie set entirely on coruscant, descending level by level into the underworld

Get out of my house, Alan!
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ALEN I SEX GIRLS HAVE MONEY
ALEN YOU HAVE NO MONEY NO SEX
GET OUT HOUSE
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>>134695591
Does /tv/ do this for every Chuck Lorre show? Does he have a single one that /tv/ actually likes?
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MEEEEEEEEEN
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>>134696038
I thought the general /tv/ consensus was that Two and A Half Men is low brow and repetitive but pretty funny

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Man... this is honestly really powerful...
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>>134693366
Who even likes this show? It’s bland, ugly and unfunny.
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explain yourself
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>>134695945
how do you not?
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>>134695895
It’s a reference to the sitcom Family Matters
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>>134695895
there is a subset of people that I've noticed in youtube comments that are under the impression that write is what you write when you mean right

I can't explain it, and I think if I see it often enough I'll go mad or die

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I skipped a BLM protest to watch Dudley Do-right
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>>134695444
the late 90s was a weird time for cartoon adaptations
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>>134695777
what do you mean?
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>>134695487
Youve never actually seen it, have you? Or at least not as an adult. Its funny as shit
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>>134695487
His career ended because of Mummy 3 Dragon Emperor
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>>134696006
that and Inkheart

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What does /tv/ consider to be animated kino? /co/ has trash taste.
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>>134695595
so does /tv/, idk what you're expecting.
But to answer your question, Clone High and Undergrads and 3 South
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>animated kino
Well there is tons of kino anime.
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— «BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES».

— «CODENAME: KIDS NEXT DOOR».

— «DEXTER'S LABORATORY».

— «HEY ARNOLD!»

— «MERRIE MELODIES».

— «RUGRATS».

— «SUPERMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES».

— «THE POWERPUFF GIRLS».
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does "it" count if it's drawings/cartoons?
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Mary and Max
Mutafukaz
Princess (the 2006 Danish movie)
Coraline

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Is there a black actor with enough charisma and commanding presence to play this absolute Chad?
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>>134695615
Sure. There's a god of petty lore discussions in the Warp somewhere, gestating. Waiting to be born. Maybe we can become his Champions.
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>>134692354
Eisenhorn is gonna probably suck
Good luck doing all the freaky space chaos tainted xenos that defy our perception and drive us mad
Some of the other stories are doable if they're dedicated I guess since a lot of them are quite character based
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>>134695255
That is essentially what it means. If you can't make something, you forget all the implicit (and gradually more of the explicit) knowledge involved in how to make it and have to re-invent it when you start doing it again.

People have forgotten how to make things countless times across history. Though obviously there's some irony in stating that, since if you've forgotten it how do you know you've forgotten it? Unless you have artifacts left behind to provide evidence that you've forgotten it (as with e.g., the collapse of the roman empire in leaving those all over the place in the west) you won't know that you have. But lost knowledge spans the gamut from forgetting how to do massive engineering projects like the romans, to forgetting how to build canoes like was documented in an inuit tribe where all the people who knew how died from disease at the same time (the tribe was only saved by another tribe accidentally coming across them and re-teaching them), to even aboriginal peoples forgetting how to start fire or do basic things like make pottery or arrows.
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>Tyranids eat everything in the galaxy and fuck off elsewhere
>chaos gods die of starvation

Why arent the Chaos gods more worried about the 'nids? Like, they should be literally shitting their immaterial pants since they are actually a legit threat to their existence.
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>>134695890
Now you know why the remaining Old Ones engineered the Tyranids ;-)

I think Chaos plan is just to fight them with daemons or absorb as many hivefleets into the warp so there's no bio-resources to feed them.

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ITT: Parts of the books you wish would have made it into the movies

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>>134694892
And Isildur, Beren, Elendil, etc. weren't? He was a great man born into a later time who never got to show his full quality since he wasn't the firstborn, but nonetheless through Eru's doing or otherwise played a pivitol role in getting Frodo to Mount Doom. Or at least that's how I always saw him, but that quote from Tolkien is interesting if true I admit
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glad they took out the like 7 or so times the Hobbits were stopped and fed on the way to Bree
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>>134693985
>This is no rabble of mindless orcs. These are Uruk Hai. Their cocks are thick and their balls broad.
Why was this part replaced I don't get it.
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>>134694731
It was one of the things that I hated most about the movies. The trip to Gondor was so forced and unnecessary. I know they only did it to pad out the movie and have more action scenes, but it completely shit on Faramir's character.
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>>134693985
Obviously too long. And in any case, LotR could have been made into a three hour movie by a competent director.


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