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it hurts, bros...

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>TIME, IS NEVER TIME AT ALL
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt9wnawn7xQ
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Did You Know? the novel the bookseller describes is P.K. Dick's Our Friends From Frolix 8.
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>>180158040
My fucking god, do not swear in the church, ok?
>I wrote this song while looking in the mirror
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r967lcA_rR8
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>>180158427

Theyve got so many bangers, but to me Here Is No Why stands out among the rest, especially given how tonally different it is to most Pumpkins shit. It sounds serene, joyful, rebel and youthful, idk.

Also, the guitar solo is beyond amazing, and I melt when the "And if you're giving in then youre giving out" part comes out.

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>Leonardo DiCaprio rumored to have a new girlfriend. She is 19 and was born in 2004. Leo is almost 50

why does leo make women
seethe so much?
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>>180165006
what
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>>180164660
Leo is living the life every man can only dream of. I wish him and his new teenage girlfriend a happy 1 year together.
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>>180165006
Women will cheering on a 64yo Madonna when she was fucking a 19 black kid
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>>180165039
>why are women mad a this
>because it isn't normal and never has been
>what
Summary
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>>180165162
>>because it isn't normal and never has been
men were dating women much younger than 19 historically

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Why is the sequel trilogy considered a failure?
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>>180160930
Because it didn't have any tits and I didn't write it.
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>>180160930
>Why is the sequel trilogy considered a failure?
Because, unlike Natalie Portman or Carrie Fisher, the ST lacked any scenes showing a single bare midriff.
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>>180160930
The failure of the trilogy falls squarely on Lucasfilm under Kathy's leadership throwing out George's guidelines then not pre-planning the new script and plot for the trilogy as a whole. This resulted in Rian shitting the bed with The Last Jedi by not making a proper bridge movie that actually followed up on all the beats that were set up in The Force Awakens. If JJ had done all three it might have been bad but at least it would have been cohesively bad instead of the disjointed mess it became.
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>>180163928
thanks for the writeup fren, that's fucking crazy
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>>180160930
the resistance is dumb, they could've had an interesting cold war situation between the new republic and imperial fragment but JJ is a hack
just squandered potential all around really

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Earthrocker bros... I don't feel so good
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Should we feel bad for Bam?

Please give me some epic recommendations, preferably under 5 hours. The ones I have already seen are:
>Lawrence of Arabia
>Seven Samurai
>Apocalypse now
>The bridge on the river kwai
While I do prefer the historical epics, I just want something that'll give me my epic fix.
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Until the end of the world (1991)
Directors cut
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Once Upon a Time In The West

Make sure you SPECIFICALLY get the UNCUT version which restores a fuck load of key scenes and is how the film was originally meant to be seen before it was trimmed down for US theatres.
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>>180163868
based madman
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>>180164630
https://www.movie-censorship.com/report.php?ID=4208
https://www.movie-censorship.com/report.php?ID=991957
Whichever it is I'm just sick of the piss filter.
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>>180162165
Ben Hur

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/swg/ Screenwriting General

What are you working on?
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HOW do I get ideas for a story
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>>180163960
Look through Public Domain things.
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>>180163695
Also, I'm working on like 3 different versions of Paradise Lost.
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>>180163695
I had a good idea for a script, started writing but lost motivation pretty soon. What's the point of writing a script if you don't have any connections and are not jewish?
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>>180165077
I ask myself the same question everyday.

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>fucks her uncle
Are there any other characters like this?
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>>180162756
boobs are so aesthetic bros
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>>180162756
when girls have that big flat plain between two pancakes its usually prone to have acne, big red zits all over that area,
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>>180162859
You would know loser
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Monke
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Bump

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Natalie Portman is the reason I work out. I have this fantasy where we start talking at the Vanity Fair Oscars party bar. We exchange a few pleasantries. She asks what I do. I say I loved her in New Girl. She laughs. I get my drink.
"Well, see ya," I say and walk away. I've got her attention now. How many guys voluntarily leave a conversation with Natalie Portman? She touches her neck as she watches me leave.
Later, as the night's dragged on and the coterie of gorgeous narcissists grows increasingly loose, she finds me on the balcony, my bowtie undone, smoking a cigarette.
"Got a spare?" she asks.
"What's in it for me?" I say as I hand her one of my little white ladies. She smiles.
"Conversation with me, duh."
I laugh.
"What's so funny?" she protests.
"Nothing, nothing... It's just... don't you grow tired of the egos?"
"You get used to it," she says, lighting her cigarette and handing me back the lighter.
"What would you do if you weren't an actress?" I ask.
"Teaching, I think."
"And if I was your student, what would I be learning?"
"Discipline," she says quickly, looking up into my eyes, before changing the subject. "Where are you from?"
"Bermuda," I say.

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I invite her over to my place.

Open the door, get on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur.
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>>180163128
iktf.
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>>180164750
everyone on this pathetic board has a bigger ass than that
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>>180163128
This dialogue is actually pretty good, go make something real you goose

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Anyone who claims they'd start raping bitches if they found themselves stuck in time loop is retarded. If you find yourself in a time loop, done all the necessary tests to make sure you aren't hallucinating or the victim of an elaborate prank and can definitively conclude you are in a time loop, then that means you are experiencing a supernatural event. If something as fantastical as a time loop is occurring, then that means any number of supernatural things or entities may also exist, or more ominously, actively observing your actions. You're already in a time loop, and you're aware of your situation, so you have no way of knowing if things could get worse or better or remain the same. There are too many unknown unknown elements at play here.

Maybe after a several dozen years or so when it seems like there is no way of escaping the time loop THEN I might be comfortable with exploring some of the darker shit, but there's no way I'd dip my toes in those waters within the first decade, especially given I don't have those dark desires or impulses to begin with. But given a long enough stretch of time, especially in a supernatural time loop event, I don't know what I might be capable of. But to start raping and killing immediately? You have to be a special kind of retard to go that route.
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wtf is it even possible to not have sex for ten years? crazy talk
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>>180162715
I say go for broke, that being can't take away your highlight reel. if he could he could just convince you of anything which is plain boring.
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Peoples inability to grasp the point of the time loop is proof that theist religion ruined this species.
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>>180164862
then what is the point of the time loop?

now this is the part where you refuse to answer, because you can't. make sure to throw in a derivative of "it's not my job to spoonfeed retards" for good measure to cover you bases to give the illusion that you know the answer.
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>>180162715
It's unbelievable that such a massive pussy thinks he would be worthy of being time looped.

Why the fuck do I already never hear about it anymore?
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>>180164390
I thought all characters were really likeable.
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HOLY SHIT I CLAPPED!!!
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NOOOOOO YOU HAVE TO HATE JAMES GUNN! NNOOOO YOU CANT SAY IT'S GOOD! HE SAID THE PEDO TWEETS NOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>180164641
Is this supposed to be bad or something? It's not some soiface moment like Luke in mando, they're not even the heroes they just show up way too late and get shat on
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Because nobody likes Xohn Xena after he spent too much time eating bing chilling with xi jinping

Nama a hotter actress in her prime
You just can't
>cute 157cm frame
>big milkers though
>obedient to a man (according to Matt Damon)
>slutty hippie upbringing
>fuck Kate Bosworth husband just because he hate her face
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Anon, let's leave this thread and watch a movie together
What would you like to watch?
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>>180153066
Good face and milkers, but knowing she shoplifts really made her unfuckable in my eyes. I have no taste for mentally ill bitches.
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>>180164969
Stop posting this treacherous off-topic bitch.
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>>180155553
>>180164714
Mentally unhinged loser

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fucking kek
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>>180164793
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>four hours long for some reason
I can tell you all you need to know about this movie with four letters
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>>180163654
4 hours of seething against a movie that has already been forgotten, what is wrong with autists on YouTube? Why are they so obsessed with mass media goyslop?
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>>180164911
>Literal fat, balding retard
>"normal"
How did the bar get this low?
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>>180163654
>what 0 pussy does to a mf

Definitely a step down from the first one in terms of story but the art design is absolutely fantastic.
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>>180164587
>im writing an article about derrida
lmk how it goes
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>>180164631
>lmk
Thanks for confirming you are indeed from Twitter. Now go back, no more (you)s for blatant bait
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>>180164672
>she smacks her offspring
>therefore she forced her offspring to smack their own offspring
lmao schizo
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>>180162172
>when you outrun the sun
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>>180164857
That's just how based he is

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dying general (a dream of cast announcements) edition

previous bitching
>>180137182
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>>180164414
He's gonna be black and you know it. Baelor will be white of course
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>>180164864
I’d want that, but start early in Aegon’s life, before Viserys’ rescue, and continue all the way to Viserys’ death 1 year into his reign. would be absolute kino.
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>>180164954
Wait mayhaps he won't be, he's the one who attacked the brown people
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>>180164864
Valryia just before the doom, I want to see the societal decay, backstabbing, conspiracies and incompetence that lead to the doom.
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>>180165031
the best time for that to start would be the Uncloaking, when Braavos becomes a player, since they’re involved in the Doom.


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