WHERES THE BLOODY JOKES?!?!
>>145393734spoken like a smug liberal elitistand real amuricans wonder why we despite rich elites trying to act like they care about working class when they just look down on everyone who didnt go to ivy league schools and eat caviar instead of fast food. but then try to act like they the party of the average joe. what a joke
>>145392017>>145391666It wasn't very politics driven before.john oliver popularized that, and since talk shows are dying, everyone hop on the trend.Back in the days, every talkshow would come up with their own set of skits and jokes. Conan used to be fantastic, with wikibear, jordan schansky, clueless gamer..I suppose liberals are easier to manipulate because they devote their whole identity towards their policy, so anything who leans to them, they will consume it.
>>145392050YWNBAW
>>145393853The “have a beer with” thing comes from the 2000 election and was literally coined by the media, saying “this is the election of “who would you rather have a beer with?”” Because their policies were so similar on paper. Bush v. Gore
>>145393950>doesn't remember all Conan's Clinton jokes. oh to be young again
There are people on this very board who have never watched anything prior to the 1990's. What's your reason?
>>145393887I'm not an senile old man trying to recapture his youth
>>145393887Honestly I find that very unlikely. Even zoomers know what Terminator, Alien and Predator are.
>>145393989What?
First screenshot of this year's best animated picture winner
>>145393761>correlation is causation the picture
>>145393266is it 'Call Me By Your Name Jr,'?Cool, prefer it to any sequel. Don't you dare Luca.
>>145393869Correlation is correlation. Fags generally speaking are all of those things, to the degree cuantfied in the picture.
if Wolfwalkers doesn't win then it just shows how meaningless these already awful awards shows areyou should simply not be able to vote in ANY category unless you've seen every film that's been nominated.
>cuantfied
It's our friend David's birthday today. Post birthday wishes for David ITT.
WE LOVE YOU DAVIDJANNIES STICKY PLEASE
overrated hack general
How did he get away with Twin Peaks: The Return. Showtime gave him a hard time but honestly any other channel would never allow him to even start production. The most kino thing that ever came from television screens.
>>145393851epstein-sama, i-i-i kneel
>>145393945this is why we love himjannies sticky please
I don't think Toby gets the recognition he deserves.
>>145393921he looks like he is what would pop out of a philip seymore hoffman mech
has a movie every motivated you into physical exercise?
Stop orbiting women on the internet
>>145393432I don't spoonfeed anon.Find out yourself
>>145392696>>tfw nothing motivates mesomething motivated you to make that shitty post
>>145393544is that former adult actress Yasmin Scott?
>>145391793What video is this from?
Jesus christ almighty this movie is shit.
>>145392985Let me guess, you watched Drinker's review?
>>145387359I'M GONNA SET IT STRAIGHT, THIS WATERGATE.>>145390252No
>"This film made me feel like Star Trek is still alive. It can be alive. It was one of the most enjoyable films I've seen in years. I thought it was great."
>>145393144I hate his reviews.
>>145392985I'm amazed you can be so ignorant.
king pajeet editionprevious thread >>145376121
>>145389524why are girls so cute when they pee bros
>>145393729I don't think that's the reason, pretty sure they're all patting each other on back certain that they've made kino by turning it into a "stronk women getting away from abusive ex in spaaaace" show. A year ago I was shilling for the Expanse telling people dissatisfied with s4 that s5 has the potential to be insanely good. Too bad it has all been for naught.
>>145393729i figured this season would be slow, that's why i wanted it to be released all at once.
I fucking hated the fedoran and found no characters likeable during the first half of season 1. Does fedora fuck off?
Boy I can't wait for Drummer to cave the Inaros bitch's skull in with the space whisky bottle and mail her stupid head to marco with a "you're next" note
>be me>drinkWHAT A LIFE
>>145379232entertaining but ultimately bland and empty film. Really no reason for it to be so popular. It was just meh, with some decent performances.
>tfw drunk, sick and sad
>>145393822>entertaining>blandDo you even realize how much of a retard you are?
>>145379968I have become.... THE DRUKHahaha
>>145393872no, fuck off you drunk immature little fagglit.
first half of the mew episode sucked ass, but Hard Know Life and Max song scenes were pretty neat. And I swear to god if Zoey will use this "pause" to go fuck Simon I will shoot up NBC office
>>145392561she's a self-admitted child murderer. sad.
I want to murder this guy, I thought he will be secret asshole or something but they played him completely straight with his annoying speeches and he's one of the boys now? what the fuck
Season 2 is a lot better than Season 1 so far
>>145392561This show is so awful. I love Jane Levy. She is my #1 waifu of all time. Short pale slightly thicc jew girls is my type. I also love musicals, even corny ones. Lauren Graham is not quite milf territory to me, but definently like one of my moms friends I would bang. And Mary Steenburgen is not only fairy hot still, but a truly great singer. On paper I should love this show. But it is absolute trash.
>>145393842they should do a panty episode
What's next for her career?
>>145390616vera demilo looking ass
>>145389341>>145389079
>>145387828She can keep my water cold for me.
>>145391765Probably stopped after even the koreans started pedro-posting."[+716, -38] When she was a 'hit girl', she was so cute... but now she's so manly and muscley""[+403, -51] She's looking more and more manley... I honestly don't know what people see in her and that girl that keeps breaking up and getting back together with Bieber""[+30, -2] Is she really America's little sister?? I feel like she could beat me in a fight"https://netizenbuzz.blogspot.com/2016/09/hollywood-chloe-moretz.html
>>145387828>BLACKEDDOT...Eh... Ill pass
Such a bad film
>>145392264>My Man GodfreyHave you seen the movie Merrily We Live?
>>145392617I haven't. You recommend it?
>>145391921City LightsM.A.S.HGroundhog DayShaun of the Deadcomedy is a mostly dead genre
>>145392891It's the same plot as My Man Godfrey, but imo it's funnier than Godfrey. Much less focus on the social commentary angle.
>>145393207Sounds interesting, thanks.
Why is cocaine use so prevalent in movies?
>>145393467>>145393548MDMA after the first virginal experiences with it turn into the most hollow fake euphoria you could ever imagine, with a heavy price when it comes to your neurotransmitters. Combine this with how most people actually take it and not the ideal scenario and you got a horrorshow on your hands. Most people take fuckhuge doses way too often and mix it with other drugs. MDMA is not a good party drug simply because you need to be careful with it, but no one is careful with their drugs at a party. MDMA is for chilling with close friends or therapy, if you feel like doing anything else on it your shit was cut with meth.
>>145393740Not really the same thing. Adderall is amphetamine which is less neurotoxic than methamphetamine. It's much less euphoric so the side effects of hypertension and high heart rate are more likely to make you feel sick before you swallow a pile. Whereas meth makes people take so much they end up having seizures.
>>145393699Dozens of studies have been done on the harmful effects of drugs, and they all, without exception, place MDMA at the fucking bottom next to shrooms and acid. Or maybe all those studies are just a Jewish conspiracy to get you to overdose on MDMA. >>145393755Yes they do. MDMA only becomes harmful when you consume too much of it. But you'll fucking die if you consume too much water or salt, but that doesn't mean salt should be placed above heroin.
>>145393836Cutting mdma with meth is doing the health of users a favour. Dose for dose meth is way less dangerous.
>>145393897> rave slag this emotionally labile after pilling her brain out for yearshttps://www.erowid.org/chemicals/mdma/mdma_neurotoxicity1.shtml
Yeah, this looks about right. Say what you will about the general fan base, or the shitty trends the MCU started in the industry, but if you can't even bring yourself to acknowledge that at least some of these are solidly enjoyable movies then you're either retarded or just being contrarian because you think it makes you cooler or something.>inb4 capeshit>inb4 basedjak>inb4 something something something reddit
I haven't actually seen black panther lol I'll defend any of these decisions. Try me.
>>145393414Shit, I'd probably bump Iron Man 3 down in hind sight but oh well
>>145386795
Spiderman: Far From Home is super underrated>fun story>humor>cool villain >shot all around europewhat's the problem?
>>145393414S Tier:>HomecomingUnderrated as fuck. The best Spiderman adaptation and I love the Raimi trilogy. It's the film that uses the cinematic universe the best. Giving Spiderman a Jarvis gives Spiderman a good reason to talk to himself like in the comics, and I'm mad they never brought that back. Also, funniest Marvel movie hands down.>Infinity WarIt shouldn't work but it doooo. All that time "building up" purple man, I can honestly say I went in thinking he'd be a joke. He's not, he's the best character in the movie. Great ending.>The Winter SoliderShield is secretly Hydra? ...Should've just been about the internal conflict between Fury and Cap like it is at the beginning. Fury also should've died when he got shot, you'd lose that great "keep both eyes open" moment but Fury hasn't done jack shit since this movie and it's really impactful when he gets shot and adds more stakes.> Iron ManYeah, the big robot fight is super dumb but this movie is just super fun.
Webm thread
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>>145378136literally breeds with BBC's
>>145393687All of those things happened in real life and were accurate. You have just been warped by national socialist revisionism of history that is so heavily prevalent now that attempts to sanitize what NS Germany actually was. Including eating luxury foods while committing atrocities and being fat
>>145393687read literally anything about the Dirlewanger brigadethe film isn't depicting just some regular ole Nazis, hell it isn't even regular SS but literally the worst of the worst
>>145393888You're obsessed with interracial breeding and trannies
