You think I'm memeing. I'm not.
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I've done acid twice. Both times, my asshole itched like crazy. I also projectile vomited in front of my girlfriend on the first occasion, which would have been horrific and embarrassing, but she was really kind and sweet about it. I loved how the world felt on acid, but the body discomfort was so extreme that I never want to do it again.
>The one where my men betrayed me and got me demoted
>>168350469No, virtually all of HBOs newer content is absolute subversive shit.BoB was made in the before times when a woke message wasn't required for shows.
>>168350565Euphoria is actually fucking redpilled. Didn't you know
>>168350599>Euphoria is actually fucking redpilled.No. It doesn't name the Jew and it doesn't promote a pro-White message. You have no idea what being redpilled really means.
>>168349616>demotedHe was never reduced in rank, he was just removed from a combat position. Apparently he made Lt Col before second retirement, like many POGs do without ever seeing combat.
>>168350689They took his company away, even if they promoted him to get him out of leading E-Company everyone knew what it meant.
>random girl is nice to you once for 5 seconds>fantasy about dating her and fucking her for weeksYou don't do this, right anon?
>>168350401Yeah this one hurt when I found out.
I never had an issue talking to girls/women throughout school/work. If I needed something or they needed something I would have a conversation/ask them about it. Or if they asked me something I would talk to them normally. Only thing I would never do is go up to them and start a random conversation. This is normal right? I act the same with everyone. I'm quiet around everyone and don't bother them if I don't have to. Just by being quiet you get to notice their quirks and what they don't like.
>>168346709No I'm married with kids so I just fantasize about railing her in the alleyway behind her work then never seeing her again.
Haha I do this but after a girl touches me (aside from hugging)
>>168350548Eh she probably legitimately only wanted safety and if you didn't click in that conversation it wasn't going anywhere.
>I just got home from my second tour in Iraq, i mean school. I just came home from school
I still can’t believe they actually did this. It’s an insult. The only characteristic he has of a 14 year old is he’s like 5’4”, but he looks very masculine and full of muscle. He looks older than a lot of taller people, and yet he’s the decoy
>>168350397I get your point, but I’m sure the guy was actually flattered. Once I’m 30 if I’m still asked to play a teen I’d take it as a compliment
This is how middleschoolers looked when I was growing up. Millenials and zoomers are stunted soifags
>>168350500Well I mean it’s not just insult to him, it’s an insult to any guy who is a little below average height. Imagine if there was a really well groomed and civilized black man and they used him to play a criminal when he looks nothing like a criminal. I guess this was like early 2000’s so maybe they didn’t realize it was problematic at the time, but I think in retrospect they should think about their choices more. I’m not even short that short myself, but some people consider 5’9” short
>>168350302If he wore a hat to hide his hairline it would've been a lot more convincing.
fuck i watched it a 2nd time and i cried again
>being gay is the future gramps!it's all so tiresome
How come this thread is still up
>>168342778>Thank you Everything Everywhere All at Once for the reminder.>>>168346927 #>...Anonymous>05/21/22(Sat)17:42:49 No.168342194>>>168341507 (OP) #>my Asian friends loved this movie and talked about how its literally just like them and how their parents are le strict. I wish both my parents were doctors and lived in a big house where they get whatever they could possibly want.>...Anonymous>05/21/22(Sat)17:52:46 No.168342544>>>168341507 (OP) #>Is it me or are Asian films extremely overated?>>>168342589 # >>168342735 # >>168346525 #>...Anonymous>05/21/22(Sat)17:54:12 No.168342589>>>168342544 #Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>168346682>ten times more emotional than anything else I've ever seen? I burst into tears when both rocks fell down the chasm.>People were audibly sobbing. That's how good this film was.>Fuck. Immediately buying tickets to watch it again.>>>168346090 #>...Anonymous>05/21/22(Sat)19:30:28 No.168346090>>>168345921 #>stop behaving so faggoty>...Anonymous>05/21/22(Sat)19:42:13 No.168346525>>>168342544 #>yeah they obviously are. antiwhite people cum in their pants if they see an asian on screen. just look at parasite. people really say thats top 10 of all time lel>>>168350736 #>...AnonymousComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
this movie upsets the bitter trolls
ITT: characters that literally no one likes
Why did John Carter flop?
>>168350150>Why the fuck did Disney of all companies try and make a movie out of this?The stories are in public domain and there's enough of them to do an entire franchise.
>>168340072they named it John Carter
>>168349314>tags: imminent_rape
>>168349510There is a theory that that is what we have been doing in Europe by killing criminals with harsh laws and centralized authority during medieval times and that it's what led to a more peaceful society and the Renaissance.
>>168340072who's floppy now?
Is he a misunderstood genius or a talentless hack?
>>168349466misunderstood hack
>>168349466he's just a mediocre actor who makes weird decisions. the only mystery is why he keeps getting chances, most actors would have been written off long before morbius
>>168349466>Paul Allen getting dubs again
>mfw the one fat guy in letocult
>>168349466He's a meme method actor. Recently some actors like Mads and another one I cant remember shat on method acting but Shia kind of shat on it a few years ago.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMbseuQR2G8&t=764
Just got around to watching this. It was surprisingly comfy and not boomer cringe like I expected. Doesn't feel dated at all.Any more 80s core like this?
>>168348937It's from some Argentinian cartoon where they bitch about the Falklands War. >>168349062Most things have a bad message, it is what it is. Real life don't work like it does in the movies.
>>168349062you think breakfast club has a bad message i dont recommend pretty in pink
>>168349062what’s the bad message?
>>168349890it reminds him of all the kids that bully him in highschool because he's a beta bitch
>>168349890Delinquency is good. Change yourself for other people.
Is incest hot?
>>168350111Arabs are the most inbred race
>>168350681You are wrong and degenerate
>>168350719>You are wrong and degenerateA N A L F I S S U R E S
Genuine brother and sister lovemaking is some of the purest stuff ever. As long as they're both good looking.
>>168350681>Because homosexual relations are wrong and degenerate.t.kohlface
>men age like win-
>>168350505Everyone I know that's gotten the jab has aged 10 years in the last two.
>>168350691...did he ?...you know...
>>168350645>late 50sThat's a cope way of saying he's 60 in two months.
>>168350587sometimes it is just God's will that a person doesn't have any hair
>>168350587if you make a shitty wine in the first place, aging it won't make it any better
What do you honestly think of the first Jurassic Park movie? Is it really that much better than the sequels?
>>16834989310/10 perfection. The sequels can be cool dinosaurs movie but JP will be leagues above it. Once you make peace with this fact you can enjoy other movies as well.
It's one of those movies that I'd like to share with my kids one day.
>>168349989Just this. How is this even a question on /TV?
>>168349893>What do you honestly think of the first Jurassic Park movie?Honestly a masterpiece.
>>168349893It has the worst sex scenes out of the trilogy
Did you watch her kino ?
I want a synthetic gf to have hot cyborg sex inside a hollowed out mountain in the middle of a shit hole desert planet.
Honestly a lot better than last season. >all these retards getting filtered by a 20 minute animated short
>>168348035It's snarky "humans bad" shit but I think the real thing that's making /pol/tards seeth is the "try and take muh guns libralz" hat.
>>168350286Same character artist, also did the fight club one in S1 and the Dishonored games. Very distinct art style.
>>168336502Add it to the "empowered shrieking woman" collage.
/tv/ reaction image thread
>>168350338pretty sure he was talking about ALIMONY
>>168349576I teach HS English and when I taught this play this year, about 40% of the students did not realize Caesar was a real person and thought Shakes just made him up. This was not a problem pre 2020
>>168350139ack
>>168350529what the fuck
>>168350529>40% of studentsWere they black, or Zoomer wiggers? There's very little functional difference at the moment.
Have you watched The Evil Dead recently?
Just discovered it and have been binging all of it. I dig it
>>168344880>Have you watched The Evil Dead recently?Not in several years at least.
>>168348050>>168347208It is pretty intense
>>168347549>Braindead/Dead Alive is far betterI agree, but it's very fucking close.
>>168345114>>168345154Zoomers are a fucking mistake.You don't need it in 4k to enjoy the movie you fucking faggots. Get the VHS and fucking like it. I'm sick of you retards crying about how if it's not up to 2022 standards it's not good.
