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>used to watch stuff like Troy, Gladiator, Last Samurai, etc with brother and dad on Saturdays while cleaning
>either on DvD, or catching a viewing on TNT, FX, USA, etc
>just kinda settle into watching while being in the vicinity vacuuming, polishing furniture, etc
>been 4 years since we've last done something like that
Have there been any recent historical war or drama movies like those that are good? Only one I can remember thinking to check out was the one with Chris Pine, but iirc it's on Netflix and that's a big red flag
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you just know..
>cropping out her front fat
someone give me a quick rundown on OP's mum. Why does she fuck the horses while OP cleans the house?
Is that a Berserk refence?
That's the best part.
Also check out travelling hoppy on youtube

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TIL when Matt LeBlanc auditioned for the role of Joey in "Friends" he only had $11 dollars to his name. When the cast got their paychecks, the first thing that Courteney Cox bought was a car. Matt LeBlanc bought a hot dinner.
I bet Courtney Cox bought a hot dinner before the car.
hot dinner

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Imagine being Marky Mark in that room and having to be all like "damn, Laura Haddock, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight black dress and horrific masculine receding hairline. I would totally have sex with you, both my public persona and the real me." when all he really wants to do is cuddle a 16 year old latina on the couch. Like seriously imagine having to be Mark Wahlberg and not only sit in that chair while Laura Haddock sips her wine out of a fucking straw in front of you, the caked on makeup barely concealing her varicose veins and crow's feet, and just sit there, sip after sip, hour after hour, while she pretends she isn't 36. Not only having to tolerate her strapping wide shoulders but her haughty attitude as everyone at the party tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, LAURA HADDOCK LOOKS LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mid-30s fucking British face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that night. You've been cuddling nothing but a healthy diet of lolitas and teenagers and later alleged Vietnamese hate-crime victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the hood in Boston. You've never even seen anything this fucking decrepit before, and now you swear you can smell the rancid flesh that's decaying on her wrinkled face as she smiles suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to sit there and revel in her "womanly (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with cosmetic procedures in the previous years. And then Michael Bay calls for another wine bottle, and you know you could have killed every single person on the plane during 9/11 before the Al-Qaeda hijackers could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Marky Mark. You're not going to lose out on trips to Little Saint James over this. Just bear it. Sip your wine and bear it.
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How can one old Welshman be so incredibly based?
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that's the great thing about 16 year old actresses. I keep getting older and they stay the same age.
the greatest mogging in the history of hollywood?

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Need more afro.
>she's swedish
daaammn. why are swedish women so hot?
her master can be a strong white Buck Breaker
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>feminist dyke showrunner
>nigger lead
>black jedi falls to the dark side
The jokes write themselves

Mine's Peter Parker/Spider-Man. Omega from The Bad Batch is a great new addition to the Star Wars universe. I still live at home at 28 years old. I'm a virgin. I'm actually fairly handsome, believe it or not. I have OCD. I'm a Christian. Never kissed a girl. I'm 100% heterosexual. I voted for Trump twice. I intend to move out on my own before next May. Madisin Lee is the greatest pornstar ever filmed. My penis is over 5 inches, thank God. I'm retaining my seed currently. I am red pill aware and will never entertain the prospect of a government-sanctioned marriage. Real marriage is that of the undocumented variety. Never tell anyone in real life about your insecurities. Now you.

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>Russell Howard's Good News
>Cut to Howard's gurning, ADD head as he starts to talk
>"But not everyone's happy with the way the country's going"
>Cut to clip of man outside polling station: "I voted for XYZ because he is the only one advocating tighter immigration controls"
>Cut back to studio, close-up of Howard's face, mouth open in a wide smirk. He is shocked. There is a deathly silence in the studio.
>"Let's just hear that again"
>Clip plays again. "immigration controls"
>Howard smirks and bellows "it's alright mate, don't believe everything you read in.."
>audience members lean forward in their seats
>"...the DAILY EXPRESS!?"
>Audience erupts into uproarious laughter. One man laughs so hard he rolls forward and wallops his head against the seat in front of him.
>Several audience members spontaneously combust
>The studio's foundations shake with the sheer volume of laughter. Five hearts give out under the strain.

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Hearing how much of a cuck Frankie Boyle became is depressing. He had comedic wit, and wasted it.
what's gurning
He always was, but as you got older and the politics you took interest (right wing) rooted into your worldview, it's changed the way you look at him
He was never like that on mock the week, you're talking bullshit.
It's all the Russells. You've seen them, haven't you? All the Russells. Running around the stage. Making observations. All the Russells.

Trash Talk edition
PREV: >>160315429
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They should cast Scott Adkins as Pike kicking aliums in the face
>Accuse your enemy of being what you are
Elderly Decks will never recover
Yes, but the TNGeezer isn't just elderly, he's old.
I don't even know what that means grandpa. Those references are too old to make sense, it sounds like you're going senile.
>there is absolutely no evidence that ENT is *not* a holonovel
Wrong. Without Enterprise's episode "Regeneration", the entire canon of Star Trek falls apart. It is the linchpin of the Star Trek universe. Likewise, "In a Mirror, Darkly" also serves as a Star Trek canon linchpin.

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So apparently I was supposed to laugh and cringe at this and NOT want to fuck it?
This is news to me.
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It's a girl that doesn't want to be called a girl so she can feel different and use that as a replacement for a personality.
I like the dog.
Great, just wanted to know what was inside these tight pants.
people hate cringe worthy things, whether things are intentionally cringe worthy or not
Bruh she's like 12.

Blessed images of /tv/ - Television & Film
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Is that Viggo?
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kino movie
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And Karl Urban.
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dude he's sooo weird lol. his films are crazy lmao. that scene was fucking random. i bet he's never even seen a movie in his whole life. even his hair is nuts. dont you think i'm quirky for liking this guy? you think i'm quirky and interesting right?
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why do you get so assblasted whenever someone points out how much he makes you assblasted is the real question
no one has said I'm assblasted, that was my first post in the thread. I'd just like to calmly discuss differing views on Lynch and his work without this autism, is that too much to ask?
If you hadn't noticed, OP was heavily implying that everyone that likes his films is just pretending. Which is what LYNCHEDfags always say on here. I just want to know why he triggers them so much they can't just not like his stuff and move on with their lives, they have to actually try to convince people that every Lynch fan is just putting on an act, they don't really understand or like his films, they just want to look "quirky and interesting".
>dont you think i'm quirky for liking this guy? you think i'm quirky and interesting right?
I have noticed and think he's an idiot. but his fans are equally obnoxious. its just a wonderful stew of autism
Very bold and insightful comment, anon! This should lead to an interesting and generative discussion!

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What does /tv/ think about Rambo IV? I personally love it.
I also don't remember seeing any trailers for it leading up to its release
Fun trivia: This is the only Rambo movie where Rambo uses a handgun.
"Live for nothing or die for something."
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Am I hallucinating from my 9th booster shot today or was there another Rambo movie recently where he had to murder scores of illegal immigrants?
Do you mean Last Blood? He fought a cartel in that.
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Great movie, I wish they would've connected it to the original movies a bit more. He had his nightmare sequence but that's about it. It kinda felt "originally written as different movie".
Rambo 3 IS good. It is peak action hero movie.

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Welcome to back to /wars/

The Book of Boba Fett premiers this month!

Official Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOJ1cw6mohw
Message: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCAlNWNbN5c
Reign: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crABxPcIzCU
The Return: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bi9GRafMz2E
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Prequel trilogy
>monarchy with everyone being yesmen to one dude

Original trilogy
>Democracy with checks and balances

Sequel trilogy
>Communism with everyone being an equal yesmen to sjw values
Nice post, lets get to it:

I agree with all of them and add:
>Poe development from hothead pilot to leader
>VERY good cinematography
>Nice explanation of the Force by Luke, and Rey 2 lessons
>Throne and Crait scenes
>Luke Force projection

> The slug crawl space chase massively drags the film & pacing down. It also makes the scale & feel of the film seem much less epic/cinematic.
> Dern is wasted as an ungodly unlikable bitch of character.

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I want Gina back, save us Filoni
very well said
This is too obvious

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>Harvard material
honestly I don't blame him, it's not like he had any normal socialization
>how can the father allowed this to be done to his son? does he not have any pride as a man?
his wife completely dominates him obviously
how did his kids end up latino
Maybe we plan a date... where a guy-I mean girl like me.. and a girl like you... can look at eachothers vaginas.... for funsies of course! and science! haha remember my sex junk is so oh oh oh by Bill Nye the science guy? haha, so yeah...

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Gerrichads rise up
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>you are embarrassing. it's television.
are we in the mid 90s? Television is the only medium for long form story telling that matters right now. No one gives a fuck about books anymore.
this has nothing to do with what i was talking about, but ok move the goalposts.
it's entertainment. let's not pretend it's somehow prestigious because it won a couple entertainment awards
I'm glad you agree it's not a soap opera
Yes, prestige is a stupid word to describe tv.
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When will he be on Cumtown?

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When somebody says we need to go back to the good old days of television, what springs to mind first?
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Default setting. No one knows wtf it is the options, then gets use to it. It's a fucking sin. Yeah it probably works well with higher frame sports but it's just awful.
I fucking love big tits so much bros
I wish i could save and kiss every big titty on the planet and protect it from climate change
who dis
monica beluci
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