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OH NO NO NO NO

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ITT: Describe movies you can't find

>Saw it about 20 years ago on tv, it was definitely pre-00's
>There was a man and a woman, both white, and they had a young child maybe a daughter
>I remember an old victorian/gothic looking house and maybe a greenhouse or a shed
>They were stood outside and everything in sight was covered in snow and ice, it was the dead of winter, deathly cold
>I think they were talking about staying or leaving to go somewhere else
>It had a somber sort of tone like The Road, real slow burn depressing shit
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>>174858486
If it's one of only two movies that ever aired on national tv with Asian-only casts, and you already know it's not the other one, then it should be really easy to identify.
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>>174859308
How old was this movie because I think I remember this too. Who was saying it?
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>>174859283
Yeah, hard to tell since a lot of grampas were still using vhs that late. Haven't seen most of the old school stuff so I'm not much help there.
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>>174859434
don't remember any of the actors, and I think it was like 90's or early 00's
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>>174859423
it was like 15 years ago, TV has changed since then.

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DONT SUCK MY COCK
DONT SUCK MY COCK
DONT SUCK MY COCK

NOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>174845299
>that nose
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>>174854038
For Keanu it's method acting. Dave Geffen popped his cherry when he was barely a teenager so of course he'd be grossed out by two women tying him up and trying to suck his cock.
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>>174845299
what film? Context? Who's the girl? Is she willing or brainwashed?
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>>174845367
>>174845445
LOOK MOM I'M ACTING
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>>174845415
>>174845474
>>174859897
Small World (2021)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt14319068/

One of the best movies I've ever seen.
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>>174858696
Is it also like the 3rd movie you've ever seen?
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I unhironically love Showgirls, fight me
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I seriously don't understand people's criticisms of this movie. Do they not like it because the female main character is flawed and that's not allowed? Too high-brow for murrimutts perhaps?

Sexy Werewolves Edition

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>>174859588
kek I figured it was coming but I still groaned
EVIL DIES TONIGHT still makes me laugh
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>>174859881
Actually come to think of it, The original had a kind of unique choice of weapon too. (watched them together the other night. First was kind of bland but I enjoyed the remake)
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>>174859856
sorry, I don't spoonfeed diaper shitting babies. go ask your mommy how to use the internet
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>>174856031
>cashin in on the Chalamet-Zendaya pairing in Dune with a cheapo slasher/chick flick

LOL! The Suspiria remake was worse than the original though, so idk why I even clicked that link.
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>>174860100 meant for >>174859762 fucking phone posting

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Why did /tv/ shill this poop smelling garbage?
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It's a mixture of typical /tv/ contrarians shilling something Eastern so that they can "own Hollywood" and "stick it to the lefties" and actual unironic Indian people posting. I think that the former started it and the latter latched on.
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>>174852014
>Einstein fainted.....
I choose to believe.
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>>174850555
>>174850794
>seething pajeet
This retard probably believes he’s “white” too because he’s “aryan”
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>>174851027
DOSTIII
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>>174851027
Jokes on you, I’m already indian

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I dare you to look me in the eye and tell me these two aren't faggots.
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>>174858674
>I dare you to look me in the eye
nice try homo
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>I dare you to look me in the eye

That's incredibly offensive to autistic anons, anon. Please show some respect to those on the spectrum.
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>>174858674
It's pretty in line with the typical celeb-worshipping homo: they're homo but they want to TOTALLY BE A PART OF [some celeb] to the point where they'd find the ability to go so far as to fuck it if it's female.

It's like those niggs who "weren't gay" yet piped Justin Beiber up his ass. Fags are pathetic.

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New kino on the horizon!
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>>174858079
I'm really curious so see what kind of schizoid autismo maximo situation Lee is living in atm
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>Death threats, drug rumors, and intense hatred
Isn't that every show on TV?
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>>174851750
I don't use it and i still have comcast
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Barney hit its peak when Geocities and home internet were picking up. I remember going through whole webrings of fellow mallgoth teens, all with bad .gifs and MSpaint images of Barney's head on a stake/in a fire.
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Barney got shilled hard cause they needed money. Merch was everywhere, they had some traveling show, it was ubiquitous in the way sesame street never managed to be.

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Benedict Cumberbatch as Stephen Strange/Doctor Strange
Tom Holland as Peter Parker/Spider-Man
Chris Hemsworth as Thor Odinson
Mark Ruffalo as Bruce Banner/Hulk
Jeremy Renner as Clint Barton/Hawkeye
Hailee Steinfeld as Kate Bishop/Hawkeye
Don Cheadle as James Rhodes/War Machine
Paul Rudd as Scott Lang/Ant-Man
Evangeline Lilly as Hope Van Dyne/Wasp
Brie Larson as Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel
Iman Vellani as Kamala Khan/Ms. Marvel
Teyonah Parris as Captain Monica Rambeau
Charlie Cox as Matt Murdock/Daredevil
Oscar Isaac as Marc Spector/Moon Knight
May Calamawy as Layla El-Faouly/Scarlet Scarab

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>>174855601
>not Liz
fuck that
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Whore MacnSlut as OPs mom
Cuckold Mcgregor as OP
Tyrone Slayton as The Bull
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>>174855601
>Jessica Alba
Does she still have the ass for this?
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>>174855591
>>174855601
>no source
>repeating names
>expecting people to care about a giant cast list
The MCU cannot die soon enough
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>>174855601
>Chris Evans as Johnny Storm/Human Torch
The real funny move would be
>Chris Evans as Jim Hammond/Human Torch

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It's up.
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>>174858168
I've never seen a rescue mission such as this, where it was organised and capable but completely useless and retarded at the same time
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>>174858168
i actually enjoyed it ngl, the way he tells the story with his animation style is pretty good.
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Nutty Putty is still the more kino hole story. Guess he didn't want to do that one because it is too recent or something.
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If you go into a cave opening that a John Goodman could not fit into, then you deserve to die and i am hoping it is painful
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>>174860138
this. going into a cave that small is fucking stupid. play retard games, win retard prizes.

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What's the best depiction of a battering ram on film?
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>>174857008
GROND
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>>174857008
>defeats your super siege engine
Better luck next time, kid
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>>174857153
lmao
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>>174857008
GROND

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IF ONLY I COULD

I WOULD MAKE A DEAL WITH GOD
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>>174848209
You will never be rich.
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>totally divorce the song from its meaning and treat it as just 'le epic inspirational song!!!'
fucking gay
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>>174848262
>shaved
disgusting
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Can someone explain how someone like Neill Blomkamp always makes every once of his special effects shots look photorealistic while a multi-billion dollar company like Disney makes their special effects look barely better than a PS3 cutscene?
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>>174859058
They aren't special effects he conjures all these things on camera using mystic arts.
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>>174859058
Old Afrikaaner secret
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>>174859058
Shooting with intent and knowledge of animations/effects to be added vs shooting and fixing in post attitude. Same reason why Jurassic Park from 1993 looks better than the new ones.

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Iran has about 12 ethnic groups. 61% of them are an ethnic group known as 'Fars' or 'Persian'. This is an Iranian actor of the Persian ethnicity.

When the movie Prince of Persia was announced, everyone was up in arms that why a 'white actor' is playing a Persian character. But in Persian-language forums nobody cared. What offended Iranians about this movie the most was that it was filmed in a desert whereas the province of "Fars" (the land of Persia) is lush and verdant. But that's just bullshit nationalism, let's face it, 65% of Iran is arid no matter how hard you try to convince foreigners that Iran has jungles and forests and rivers and bullshit like that.

Besides, let's say they hired this actor to play the titular role. Does he look brown to you?

Same with Mexicans. Or even Arabs. Lots of Latinx and Arab people are white-skinned. It would not even be a stone's throw away from reality to cast a white person to play them. Provided you balance it out with some brown actors.

Now, my great aunt is a strict follower of Pisshammad ibn Abdullah, the founder of 'Submission' also known as 'Pisslam'. She got a master's in theology and she teaches at a girl's high school and sometimes teaches at the local university. She has one favorite American-made movie: "The Message" by Mostafa Akkad.

In this movie, Anthony Quinn plays the role of one of the most revered Islamic figures, Hamza, Pisshammad's uncle. She revers Anthony Quinn for playing this role. She never ever considered it a blasphemy that an actor who was such a fucking player that he had a child at 80 plays Killhammad's uncle.

Hollywood 'whitewashing' is bullshit because the people affected --- the ethnic and racial groups who are portrayed, or figures portarayed, have never found it offensive. People who are always up in arms about this so-called phenomenon are fucking loser cuck white people who view everything in terms of race. NORMAL PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT RACE.

Fin

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>You mean Frankenstein's monster, right? Frankenstein was the name of the scientist!
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>>174856876
nigga 2/3 of the people pictured are white and the other guy is like a mexican or arab that is NOT chicago. otherwise it would be 4/3 people are black
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clownified
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>>174854623
you're no nona, anonette
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>>174852937
>Like button: SMASHED
>Subscribe button: SLAMMED
>Bell notification: BINGED


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