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Just watched pic related all the way through for the first time. I had seen (and enjoyed) the Barter Town bits in the past, but had no idea that it turned into a fucking annoying children's movie in the second act, and then remembers that it's a Mad Max movie, and does a shitty Road Warrior impression for the last 15 minutes. It feels like one really good movie, and one huge wannabe-Spielberg piece of shit bolted together by a scene of a monkey giving Max a water skin in the desert. I can't believe that George Miller waited 30 years to redeem this series. Holy shit, Beyond Thunderdome sucks balls, and it had to be one of those Rob Zombie Halloween 2/Matrix Resurrection situations, where the studio was forcing Miller to make another one, and he made it intentionally bad or something.
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>a mad mad movie where collateral damage happens in the last 10 minutes
This movie sucks dick
It really cannot be stated enough how much of a garbage dissapointment it was. Mad max had a.mountain of potential as an IP and THIS is how they tried to capitalize on it kek. Literally killed the series
I wanted more mad max, it was more mad max.
Was it as good as 2? no.
Was it as good as 1? idk, i like the setting better.

fyi, george miller stole the story of the kids in the canyon and stapled it to madmax. I think he got sued for it.
hence why it doesn't feel like it should be there.
in addition, if you watch enough documentaries on george and the movies, you'll understand that he had no fucking idea what he was doing writing the movies. allegedly he didn't realize he was tapping into that same ancient hero storyline from the thousands of movies before it and thousands of stories before those movies.

I think he was creatively bankrupt enough to just steal that canyon story and slap it in.
fury road took like 20 years to storyboard out and I think he only cowrote it. I liked the movie but I really care for more furiosa.
> really care for more furiosa.

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WTF it's supposed to be "GO WOKE, GO BROKE"
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>thinking this movies would bomb
lol americans go apeshit over this nigger slop, they just love niggers so much there's no way this movie was ever gonna bomb.
kek you know Gwen is whippin' that thang out and makin' Miles work that pole like he's fixing a telephone line
... you read posts in the threads instead of fapping to the webms? What's wrong with you?
You could instead have pointed out how 90% of the thread is troon or blacked porn now, or how even more recently, some strange groups have started converting /gif/ from porn to gore for some reason.
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Do you guys actually hate this movie or is just your hate for niggers speaking? I rather have more characters like Miles than what they did with the Little Mermaid

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>men are... LE BAD
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Except, you know, the comic book part.
But it was a movie with cars so you got that correctly at least.
it definitely is
>lawyers, bean-counters, and bureaucracy bad
which we can all get behind
however it's also
>Ripley is the smartest person in every room and has to make decisions for everyone; also let's emasculate Hudson repeatedly
And the only competent "male" is a sexless android who's only purpose is to be a servant.
>uhh akshually it's not LITERALLY a comic book movie
>heh btfo
Mentally retarded reddit nigger
Oof chuddie meltdowns are always so funny

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What's her best kino?
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Based Stacy doesn't even remember filming capeshit
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>>185913626 Shallow Hal. Hands down. And she didn't like the experience. https://youtu.be/ZZWvgEOoV3U
That candle she put out that smells like her pussy.

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Horners whole score is nothing but mostly banging on steel drums wildly for INTENSITY.

Also this movie is laughably bad.
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>Horners whole score is nothing but mostly banging on steel drums wildly for INTENSITY.
>Also this movie is laughably bad.
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It's kino.

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Puts a hot girl in front of you, tells you not to bang her.

What the FKK is America's problem? This doesn't happen anywhere else.
why didnt anyone just shoot him?
America is founded on puritanism which is basically a self flagellating doomsday cult. It's why americans are absolutely obsessed with punishing everyone they can in every way they can for every thing they can.

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i dip nigger toddlers in a boiling vat of acid
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Holy shit what up sister!?? I thought I was the only transwoman trying to clean up this hateful-ass site
I just love the hustle and bustle of the nig clitty
uhhh... source?
I applied to become a janitor but the email said I'd have to take some time off of my speedrunning practice
post photographic proof

Is John Carter kino?
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Best Disney princess after Kida!
Honestly I have no idea. Shit marketing?
Maybe we already entered the era when people don't want to see anything new.
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It didn't look new. It looked like a rip off of Star Wars to general audiences who didn't know the books inspired Star Wars.
No, the monsters are good but the feel is wrong. Just read the first three Barsoom novels. They are free.

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everyone clapped
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>brazilian butt lift and all that
Twerking is fucking retarded and has ruined white women.
To some degree you’re right, but it still gets me hard, and I can still beat off to naked PAWGS twerking, which is way less gay than watching another man’s cock pump women I’d like to pump.
I'm still laughing that you think some 100,000+ year old dance is new. breast and ass moving is literally the oldest form of dance
it's just another word for shaking ass, take your meds and have sex and then kys anyway

Will the new Exorcist trilogy be kino?
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What is this movie about, a guy who believes in exorcists?
I would bet everything I own that I won't even make it till the end of the film. There is a near-0% chance it'll be good.
Didn't they do that shit Black Christmas remake?
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>david gordon gringus
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hey, fellow boomer anons, remember running into this VHS cover back in the day? Also VHS cover thread?
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2 award kinos
Is that guys name Roy Dufus?

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You guys call everything Reddit. What does that even mean? Define Reddit
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#1 prize to >>185913835
#2 prize to >>185911385
#best friend# prize >>185915679
>or any movie called something like "Cocaine Bear"

So a title so tryhard to the point of cringe? I never watched Seven Psychopaths for this reason. A title that cringe is too rich for my blood.
when you're being all reddity
Why did you say flaccid four times though
it was reddit
it was memes

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Probably the best animated movie I have seen. Sony actually pulled off the impossible and made Milles an extremely likeable character.
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He's fucking a trans girl, that alone makes him /ourguy/
Very much just seemed they took the aspects of the first film that the audience reacted well to, turned it up to 11, and push it out.
Story was a little disjointed, spot obtains his BBEG super powers and then fucks off until the end only to still do nothing.
Why was miles able to just hack the dimension teleporter thing, something he has no experience of using, while the women who operates the machine and the epic scifi AI struggle to stop it
To quote >>185916324
>the existence of every single universe in the multiverse hinges on some arbitrary events that happens to its own version of Peter Parker, and if they dont play out the entire universe literally collapses

I'm going to add:
>sets itself up for the grandfather paradox, which means either the universe retcons itself AND LITERALLY EVERY OTHER SPIDER-MAN MOVIE BEFORE IT or it ends in a predictable fashion to keep them all tied together and the spider-verse intact
Oh, and let's not forget the "protect trans kids" flag in Gwen's room and the #BLM button on Miles' backpack

If I had known going into it that Disney was going to sneak its far-left ideology that glorifies mental illness, the sexualization & mutilation of children, and condoning niggers burning, looting, & murdering, I would have pirated it instead. Disney/Marvel and those who support & fund them just can't fucking help themselves, can they?
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>Why was miles able to just hack the dimension teleporter thing
How was a year 2, 15 year old Miles able to get away from a hoard of Spidermen?
What pisses me off about multiverse bullshit is everybody is an incompetent retard if you're not the main one.

Peter Parker would never due to a goon with a gun, but in multiverse faggotry, they always do.
I have never watched a Marvel movie ever and I never will

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How did the United States, Canada and Australia become the only countries in the world worth living in? All of them make good movies and series too.
The English language is the best language.

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I'll take my cutter back
Literally the most kino villain in Fast and furious. He's the only bad guy that felt threatening and intimidating.

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