>hehe I want to slow down the big boobieswhy were boomers like this? Did this really get butts in seats?
>>180164811Was based for other reasons
>>180164820i'd buy that for a dollar
>>180165111Arse too hugeAlso:>walls literally next year
Tfw i read it as>ShlomoIt... it's over isn't it?
>>180166808>arse too huge
/swg/ Screenwriting General What are you working on?
>>180166558Deserts, settlers with guns, brown people on reservations, etc...
>>180163695I have (6) diamond bullet spec scripts in my portfolio, all different genres, but character-driven with black comedy elements. Gonna be sending out the latest (a grounded backwoods horror) on Monday the 6th. 2023 is gonna be the year, boys. The kino has become undeniable.
>>180166627Still needs to be in the Americas to be a western. Hence why Zulu isn't one when it has all that and you got the Ostern genre in Russia.
>>180166734Good luck man, I hope this year someone finally picks up your script and you get to see it come to life
>>180163695 The squad who is specialized in the robbery, having the gig in the federal bank in modern metropolitan. Getting in & out by the force is the easiest as 1,2,3 but getting out of the area is the toughest as hell. Wut do you think Op ?
What type of role would you like to see her in next, /tv/?
>>180166840reverse cowgirl
>>180167248she could never have gotten anything without booba
>>180166840Why isn't her butt covered? What a ridiculous outfit.
BLANC'D
Anyone who claims they'd start raping bitches if they found themselves stuck in time loop is retarded. If you find yourself in a time loop, done all the necessary tests to make sure you aren't hallucinating or the victim of an elaborate prank and can definitively conclude you are in a time loop, then that means you are experiencing a supernatural event. If something as fantastical as a time loop is occurring, then that means any number of supernatural things or entities may also exist, or more ominously, actively observing your actions. You're already in a time loop, and you're aware of your situation, so you have no way of knowing if things could get worse or better or remain the same. There are too many unknown unknown elements at play here. Maybe after a several dozen years or so when it seems like there is no way of escaping the time loop THEN I might be comfortable with exploring some of the darker shit, but there's no way I'd dip my toes in those waters within the first decade, especially given I don't have those dark desires or impulses to begin with. But given a long enough stretch of time, especially in a supernatural time loop event, I don't know what I might be capable of. But to start raping and killing immediately? You have to be a special kind of retard to go that route.
>>180167044Well at least when it's off you can just kill yourself
>>180162715everybody knows the time loop ends when you do the biggest stupidest shit ever.Like going to work naked, raping a family member or taking a shit on your boss's desk.
>>180162715>Op waking up to the reality that “Groundhog Day” and “Supernatural” are in the same canonical universe, that it was Gabriel pulling the strings, and he was hiding in plain sight as Steven Tobolowski aka Ned “BING!” Ryerson the whole time. Shut it down.
>>180167093>kill yourself when you realize you the time loop is over and are facing consequences >respawn at the moment when you have to deal those consequences in a new time loop
>>180167245
>deadbeat, dumpy looking, unemployed stay at home mom>married to attractive doctor provider >STILL confesses she is unhappy and wants to get railed by other menwhat the FUCK was her problem?
>>180166715>>180166821ok ive got some self reflection to do
>>180164853Simple: He's a manlet.You can't buy your way out of that.
>>180166011Galadriel doesn't pee or poop I refuse to believe it.
>>180164853I want prime Nicole to piss directly into my eyes
>>180164853>what the FUCK was her problem?She is unhappy and wants to get railed by other men
Why is the sequel trilogy considered a failure?
>>180166344>>they didn't care about telling a story, only selling merchandiseSaid merchandise ended up rotting on store shelves and ultimately discarded, ironically.
>>180166344>only selling merchandise>90% of ST ship designs are OT designs made uglierI don't know how the rat managed to fuck that one up, but they did
>>180161593And then he jumped at the chance to star in the sequels which were exponentially worse by a then unimaginable factor
>>180166422You're wrong, Star Wars has been about selling toys from the start
>>180160930Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit
>totally just a woman that likes to lift weights in the post apocalypse
>>180166405
>>180166797Ellie looks exactly like that
What's in the burritos?
>>180166296why did she keep choking after he tapped?
>>180167229Even that model has bigger deltoids than 99% of women.
>TIME, IS NEVER TIME AT ALL
>>180156880They hated him for speaking the truth
>>180165633I'm biased, I love this vid, but the vid for 'Da Funk' is better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxJm0iL6M9ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg0iErtauM0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5FyfQDO5g0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjxVeyhjp1U
/pol/ reporting inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QWaWsgBbFsA
I always liked this one.
was this intended to be funny?
>>180166066good lol
>>180149551faggot country....first place goes to Israel.
>>180165569young people are dying and a lot of people go sterile.
>>180161304you dropped this, sister.
>>180156826I took the vax, 3 doses. How fucked am I?
why is he speaking in spanish?
>>180162349Santa Muerte is a mexican folk legend. the dog was mexican as well a chihuahua
>>180162349because his name is literally Lobo
>>180163065but only puss speaks in european spanish
>>180162349Why shouldn't Death know every language?
>>180166877Looks like edgy try-hard bs but I like it.
I have never seen such blatant shilling ever. Not a single thread about this cartoon was organic
>>180165580>MotherWas asian in 2003>Gay best firendWas gay in 2003>GFNobody likes her, you could have made her as Blonde as the original source material and she could still have been the worst part of the Show
>>180158889there could have been some more light hearted moment but it's whole ambition was to be and anti-superhero story. the darker storytelling creates a dark vibe that suits the vibe it set out to establish
>>180165757there is no way the comic was this poozed in 2003, maybe it was retconned in the 2010s
>>180157357every other episode followed the same formula: 20 minutes of mind numbing bad guy of the week bullshit, tail-ended by some ultraviolent action scene that kept you somewhat curious enough to watch the episode after.Even the season as a whole played like that, with the only real memorable part being the ultra violent fight at the end.
>>180158109Based ratard
TROON! You cannot pass....I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn, tranny of globalhomo. Go back to the Shadow! You cannot pass.YOU... SHALL NOT...PASS.
Now we wait for the sorting hat joke
>>180167171Pale skin, snotty expression. You're a /tv/ shitposter! The masters of memes, right? Hmph. Nothing but a bunch of stuck-up snobs with diabetes. Go ahead, post your memes in here. Let's see you make those (You)s come in. No? What's the matter? Not so funny now, are you shitposter? You're not leaving this board 'til they ban you for three days. Oh, that's right. You're going to get banned here, shitposter! You're going to get banned!
>>180167171Low effort
>>180167239>>180167237>>180167236>>180167227>>180167255>>180167276
>>180167284>>180167237
Movies about great recipes? Serious recommendations only
>Hey O'Connell, looks to me like I've got all the HOR-SES
>>180166908thats a camel benny
>>180166908>Hey Benny, looks to me like I've got all the FOOO-OOOOD
>>180166999JEJ
>>180166908Honestly name a more based character
>Hey Benny, looks to me like I've got all the HAAA-IIIIR
What are some movies with strong female leads?
>>180167260>everyone leaves>I rape the unconscious girlgiggity
