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What campaigns can you play on this Setting?
>>78662560One where we will all, but sadly>YWN
>>78674227>Top it off with Activision actively sabotaging the launch of the rerelease.What happened?
>>78674620Nothing, people are just finally waking up that Blizzard has gotten super lazy with WoW and are doing the bare minimum to make it seem that the game is "alive with content"
Warcraft lore is so pants on head retarded. It’s absolutely horrendous and yet I’m angry because I like a lot of it. Fuck blizzard. I saw a Twitter post from a girl who was just jubilant to join the wow writing team and I couldn’t fathom any writer worth a damn joining that team with anything but the steely reservation of a man drafted to fight in a losing war.
>>78674620Layering in phase 1. Spell Batching. Launching on the 1.12 patch where all the pre naxx content was nerfed. Nochangesfags in general.
Next month's Green Genie cover got leaked. The Checkered Brigade getting a new Ultra-Captain called a "Charioteer General". How many treasure-points do you predict it will be worth?
>>78674070Nice army code. Rare to see Vosterian Valour at under 800 treasure-point format. What's the day-by-day strategy?
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>Rent table and back room at FLGS>Owner yells at me through the phone about the games recent edition and hangs upBros is it really that bad? I’ve been playing the last edition and didn’t even know a new one came out.
>>78674206Let's just say that there was a pretty significant overhaul of a lot of important systems
>>78674055As much as I like Vanfilla i dont mind her losing if it sets up for a much more interesting arc and gameplay. If she joins as a dark Valkyrie i would assume its temporary but i hope they can put a cool spin on it.Chapter 1 is shaping up to be kind of hype. A siege with a city breaker on the horizon? looks like upheaval is in the cards...
I am fucking infuriated. For months a group of friends and I have been setting up and trying to schedule a campaign in 5E, throwing characters and ideas at each other while we wait. One of these people is my best friend and I was really looking forward to playing the campaign alongside him. At some point he decided to not be a player, citing the fact he was too busy with work/ not interested, etc. etc. And I understood that, we all did, so we push the campaign without him. Cut to three weeks ago when I randomly come across a piece of commissioned pregnant fetish artwork that was an exact replica of the avatar my friend's former girlfriend, who is a tranny, uses on their profile. I wouldn't have paid much mind to it if not for the fact it was commissioned under THEIR username. I laughed at it and told my friend about it and he finally just told the truth to me on why he doesn't want to play D&D with us.The reason? While we were setting up the campaign he got in contact with his ex again and talked with them since they're an old ass member of our group, leading to them inviting my friend to play a campaign with their new group of friends (also trannies). It was so BAD, so DEGENERATE, it ruined D&D for him before we could play together and he was willing to take it to his grave if not me randomly finding that picture.In closing; fuck degenerate trannies that use D&D to ERP without telling people beforehand, you all belong on crosses. Especially the one that ruined D&D for my best friend.
>>78674336That's what he gets for dating the mentally ill.
>>78674336Could be worse.At least DnD was ruined for him.At least he didn't get corrupted by that shit, and start thinking DnD was for that kind of degeneracy.Count your blessings, anon. You could've got stuck with a truly awful player.
>>78674336>"I can't play pretend anymore because I encountered some retards sexual fetishes."Are people really this fucking weak? Sweet christ.
>>78674803It's a /pol/ bait thread. They are looking for any reason to rant
>>78674876So 'yes.' Got it.
I Can't Believe It's Not Actually Weekly Edition>comichttps://well-of-souls.com/outsider/outsider195.html>the background shithttps://well-of-souls.com/outsider/insider.html
>>78673042Sounds familiar.
>>78673042>chocolate(?) had a similar effect on Loroi as THC/Marijuana had on humansmade up
>>78665946>B. Dramatic death.ARIOCH IF YOU KILL OFF THE BEST GIRL I SWEAR TO GOD
>>78673686You'll be dead long before the plot gets anywhere near that.
>>78673712Good point.
Horrors of Tzeentch editionGeneral thread for the games too niche to support their own general thread but too GW to be in >>>/tg/awg.Blood Bowl, Necromunda, Middle-Earth Strategy Battle Game, Kill Team, Warcry, Epic, Warmaster, Underworlds, Aeronautica, Mordheim, Titanicus, Battlefleet Gothic, Gorkamorka, Man-o-War, Warhammer Quest, and any other GW system and board game are welcome.>We are working on a mega archive with the rulebooks for the boxed and specialist games (don't share).rebrand<dot>ly/gwsg>Drop any missing files you might have here:rebrand<dot>ly/gwsg-drop>Old links:https://pastebin.com/dk8SFxht>current MESBG rules:https://megaDOTnz/folder/mPAAnJ7b#ry5EVslGTFC89fyxALGHFAPlease remember to keep settings discussions/shitposting to their respective threads. Keep this thread on topic.
>this madlad will returnOh goody!
>>78670694And when would that be anon? Next year? Also do tell, I only have my kill team rulebook as a reference to new 40k.
>>78671143>And when would that be anon? Next year? Not him but I think there's two potential scenarios. Either the rest of the factions get updated in a 2021 Annual at the end of the year, or they release a trickle of PN-like battle boxes that vaguely follow the codex releases and include updated rules for the two included factions; Marines and Necrons were the first to get their 9th codexes, so it follows that Death Guard and Dark Eldar would be next in this release model.I don't particularly like either scenario - waiting until the end of the year for other factions to get updated or getting a trickle of rules locked behind expensive boxes - but it's about what I've come to expect from GW>Also do tell, I only have my kill team rulebook as a reference to new 40k.2W plague marines, 3W terminators, +1 attack on all of them, and DR has been changed to -1 damage to a minimum of 1 instead of a 5+ feel-no-pain. Poxwalkers got WS4+ and T4, but went up to a 6+ FNP instead of the old DR. There was also a bunch of weapon adjustments, most of which were a positive change. If you're battleforged and playing only Death Guard, then all your dudes have a -1 toughness aura that increases in radius as the game goes on, though I don't expect to see that in KT.The only real downgrade I see coming from 9th is a possible change to Inexorable Advance - the new version in 9th is very niche and would essentially do nothing in KT considering nobody takes heavy weapons that aren't auto-hitting and difficult terrain hardly ever gets used.
>>78670429OK cool, thanks, I'm not super familiar with the rules clearly, I just remembered that you get a chance to play cards after each activation.
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Hello, i’ve noticed a trend of a random nerd being thrown into the Warhammer 40K setting. Having been inspired by the most recent story of a nerd becoming a Necron Lord, I want to cash in on this trend, I hope you enjoy.>be me, be random nerd who loves 40k lore.>I most things about the fluff, from the War in Heaven, to return of the Big Blue Bureaucrat (or the Big Blue Bastard.)>But now, it’s time to go to sleep, if I can.>Wake up to an entirely new perspective.
>>78672893>The five walk down the stairs of the Amphitheater and salute the Chapter Commander.>As they do, Tael’vos smiles towards him and says>”Hey, Virgo, how have you been doing?”>A flash of anger swept Virgo’s face.>”Tael’vos, I’ve told you, you shall regard me as Chapter Commander or Sir!”>Tael’vos looks away, seems like he wanted to get that reaction from him.>”At ease, now let’s get straight to the point.” He clears his throat and looks at them, still slightly peeved.>”The mission overall was a success, besides a man-down during a fire fight, you all did well.”>That last bit was directed at Kyrus.>”You were able to discern the strengths and weaknesses of the Chapter, as well as the Legion, as a whole.“Before I continue, does anybody has any questions?” they all stayed silent, he nods and proceeds to speak>”While we are able to field an adequate number of Legionnaires, we lack vehicle and fire support, and they are paramount if we are to spread the Emperor’s Truth.”“That is why I am requesting two more companies to be added to the Chapter.”“Sir.” Locke says curtly Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>78674144Oops, that’s a lot of typos, and I don’t know to fix that?
>>78674144>”W-well, the whole process would take years before we attain sufficient numbers and resources, shall that suffice enough for an answer?”>”Sounds good enough.”>he takes a deep breath and carry-on>”Now, your next responsibilities shall be to build up the Chapter, for when the time comes, we shall be ready to journey across the stars.”>”Now, anymore questions?” they stayed silent once again“Good, now piss off, I’m already in a foul mood because of Tael’vos.”>”You’re welcome!”>The five salute Virgo and leave the Amphitheater and the Headquarters.>”So, what’s next?” I ask, after being in near complete silence for hours.>”Well you heard, build up the Chapter.”>”Which will take years.” >“Most definitely, are you prepared?”>I have committed myself to this and there is really is no way of going back, even it risks my very existence.>”Yes.” I said swiftly Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>78674574This concludes the prologue, I hope you guys enjoyed, and do you send me feedback.
>>78674590good shit homie
How do you feel about airships?
>>78668082>Master and Commander>in airshipsIs this the mistake writers have been making with airships? They're usually featured in steampunk settings based on the 19th century, but maybe they should be used in 18th century inspired... sailpunk?
>>78662026"My wizard's zeppelin is full of a gas with negative mass and positive pressure. Magic.""My wizard's zeppelin is full of special air from the plane of elemental air""My wizard's airship actually just uses levitation rocks/crystals/magic and the balloon is to throw off copycats"
>>78672770I prefer Oarpunk
It's Da PDF Share Thread!Get ready to stuff your hard drive like a cosplay hooker at a con!STEP 0:<----- That image is not an image, it's a PDF.PLEASE READ DA FAQ BEFORE REQUESTING.It will answer 99% of your questions about this thread. If you haven't read it, we will know.STEP 1:Please exhibit good manners. Threads start sliding off the board after a certain number of posts. More posts wasted on being rude means fewer posts available for sharing.STEP 2:Request, share, stay awesome!Previous thread:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Requesting Lions Rampant Crusader States. Ive looked in a couple Osprey troves with no luck
>>78670529In with the rest of Palladium's junk, in the Rifts archive.
I can't find the pw for the o-s-r rebr nd y where is it?
>>78674269Read the docs.
Anyone have a link / direction to a copy of Barbarians of the Ruined Earth.
Do It With Force EditionHere is a thread to discuss trading card games other than the big three.>Force of Will>Final Fantasy TCG>DBZ CCG>Wixoss>Keyforge>Gundam>Legend of the 5 Rings (L5R)>Digimon>Flesh and Blood>Gate Ruler>Battle Spirits>The other DBZ gameComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>78674681>Shadow Runeblade So. Looks like Viserai is getting KEKED out of shadow support, but there will still be a whole wealth of new tools for him.
>>78675301South Bay, Santa Clara/San Jose area.
>>78675205I remember the Saiyan “you can use this in any style deck” drill from Kid Buu reducing PUR. Not exactly what you’re trying to think of but the first thing that comes to mind.Also, went through the locations. Found those ally ones you mentioned and they’re fucking great. Found a few other interesting ones for some variety and I hope they aren’t actually incredibly rare like fucking Gohan’s Fucking Common Kick. And related>picBuu Saga cards had some weirdly terrible art for some of the shoops they had to do. Like Goku’s unfolding hitech is another example I can think of.
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>>78675334HORY SHEET, with that backer for the Goku level 2 >>78674596 this is even more sinister. Energy attacks will cost both of you an incredible amount of stages, some GT cards being almost unplayable. Then all of your opponent's physical attacks will cost 4 stages while yours are still free. Meanwhile, your Mastery lets you pitch cards to gain stages... Oh man, once your opponent is too low on stages to attack at all, any of those omniblocks in your hand that would normally be worthless for the rest of combat suddenly become fuel for your attacks.
>player wants a "femboy love interest"What would you do as a GM?
>>78665102Gays are inherently girlbrained, which is why they try to taint the purest fraternal love with girlthoughts and girlfeelings.
>>78672768Whomstdve doth thoust quoth, anon?
>>78668978Domination. It's what the image in question is ripping off. It's Arthas' helmet.
>>78652646Call him a faggot.
>>78665100It's very clearly riffing Sauron's gear from LotR, which makes sense seeing as the guy wearing it is Generic Evil Overlord of Generic Fantasy Land.
Memes aside, it is realistic to assume that fantasy world human males would generally find females of a physically superior race unattractive and repulsing, right?
>>78665314The staff said the following about horse girls:>Horse Girls are the reincarnations of racehorses from another world.>There are no normal horses in the world of the anime>There are cases of relationships between humans and Uma Musume>There are no Uma boys>The fathers of Uma Musume are a secret
>>78674497>There are no normal horses in the world of the animeAre these girls used in war?
>>78647426No, not really.I don't think the idea of a dainty do-nothing lady was really that popular in medieval times, to begin with.At least outside of the nobility, where wealth and providing was less an issue.Everyone else would need a woman who can work the field, help haul the water to the house, and isn't afraid of gutting a poached deer or rabbit.If anything, females who are clearly more capable'd be viewed as more desirable, not less.
>>78647426I know this is fetish bait, but have you considered that THEY would find human men unattractive in general? If the females are physically superior, their men must be basically Gigachads. It's more like that human women would find their men attractive than the other way round.>>78647481Also, they might just be butt-ugly. But I'm sure you're thinking of amazons stepping on your balls, you fucking queer.
>>78674540>tfw a 5’5 girl sprits across a football field sized grass plain and impales your command on a tree with a bayonet
"Bored Ancientfag Decides To Revive A Week Dead General To Shamelessly Post His Own Shitty Content" EditionPreviously:>>78311668This is a thread for creative writing of /tg/-related fiction (so epic campaign greentexts and other non-fiction go elsewhere). If you have /tg/ related stories to post, post them here, and hopefully some kind anon will give you feedback. Or at least acknowledge that someone did actually read it, which let's face it is what writefags really want.What counts as /tg/-related? Anything someone could plausibly use in a campaign (which means basically anything if you have enough imagination).If you don't have a story ready then I and other anons will be posting pictures throughout the thread for you to test your writing skills on. This is, more or less, a world-building and character-building exercise: two vital skills for playing roleplaying games. If you don't have any pics to post, you could try posting an idea for a setting or a character, and maybe someone will be willing to write a story using it.Remember that writefags love to have feedback on their work. Writing takes a long time, especially stories that go over several posts, and it can be really depressing when no one even seems to read it (and the writer won't know you read it unless you leave a comment).And since writing takes a long time remember to keep the thread bumped. Pics are good, feedback is better.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>78669823>a necromancer trying to raise a skeleton not knowing the guy in front of him isn't dead, just a really deep sleeper?Wouldn't the necromancer realize it's not looking at a skeleton? Maybe have the necromancer dig up a freshly buried coffin, perform it's ritual only to realize that the guy he just "raised" was buried alive because he was in a really deep coma or something; hell, maybe the necromancer simply doesn't realize any of that and keeps wondering why his freshly raised zombie keeps insisting he's alive
>>78669949I meant trying to raise a skeleton out of a dead body.
Nagash Reanimates The Thread Edition>Previously in the Mortal Realms:>>78666692>Official AoS websitehttps://www.ageofsigmar.com>Downloads; Rules Errata and FAQs:https://www.warhammer-community.com/downloads/https://www.warhammer-community.com/faqs/>Art Databaseageofsigmart.booru.org/index.phpComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>78674421>TQLorewise there will probably be some kinda undead civil war in Shyish, where vampire lords and wright kings fight for the underworlds in Nagash's absence. I think there wil be no reason for a new Death faction and Mannfred and Neferata are getting more focus now until Nagash returns to claim what is his.
Played my first game in like 2 years today against a friend and his Ogors with my Sylvaneth. We forgot a bunch of shit, but had fun. I won on points but only had 5 models left on the table at the end.
>>78674577Accurate. OP is a trash faggot.
>>78674421>TQ1: i think nighthaunt are in for a new tome, and probably sooner than we think. going to incorperate the precessions and probably revamp the other allegiance abilities, but it doesnt look like they are moving away from the 5 wound support hero model.2: i think LoN is toast. probably hard squat, and i thin gravelords are replacing them, which means LoN armies will no longer have access to nighthaunt units. its going to be strictly vampires, necromancers, skeletons, zombies, and creatures of the night, and the ghosts will be strictly nighthaunt.3: i think nagash himself is going to get the keywords to allow him to be plug and play with any death army, in the same way that archaon is across chaos, with the exception of possibly FEC
>>78674421Zombies only army must happen at some point.
What is actually the best weapons for aerial cavalry? If we assume medieval warfare.
>>78659843Yeah, reminder that early WWI used flechettes >fly over in biplane>open box of weighted stakes>toss 'em over enemy position>listen for agonizing screams
I want to say Lucernes, just because I like the mental image of an aerial cavalryman swooping down and swinging someone's head clean off from above. It's neither very practical nor efficient, but it's hard to deny the power of croqueting someone's head fourty feet.
>>78663226Those things are slingshot with a point, thrown straight from above.And a slingshot to the head is pretty pretty lethal even if you have an helm.
>>78670788The problem is less getting the toxins to the enemy and more in how to disperse them. Unless your jars have a special way of getting the poison spread out (either through pressurization or something else) they have limited use.
>>78659716>What is actually the best weapons for aerial cavalry?Rocks. Nothing to make, nothing to maintain, free and plentiful, and gravity does all the work.
The party encounters an over 1000 year old dragon.
>>78671472Bone Dragon says hi
>>78671263I punch the DM in the shoulder and tell him to knock it off
THAT HUMAN WAS ONLY SEVENTY YEARS OLD YOU SICK FICKYOU’RE GOING AWAY FOR A LONG TIME YOU FIREBREATHING SKINK
>>78671263damn shame she kept dressing like a slut after being rescued from being a sex slave, her dragon form is a neat blend of seahorse and dragon.
>>78671263>baby boobaOP is a loli posting pedo.
