>>76176426
I'm sorry you're so feminized and self-loathing anon, but it's normal for young men to be fascinated by older women. No one here is suggesting abuse ought to happen, they're just being horny fucks with completely normal male fantasies. Get your head out of your ass.

>>76174689
>flaw

>>76175981
Still only -4 out of mens average x 120K

>>76178595
I never said there was anything wrong with nudity and was specifically referring to the "toilet humor" as you put it.

>>76177948
It only look that perverted if you are degenerate and it checks most of your boxes

>>76176365
It's really not though.

>>76178540
It's touched more on the early seasons- it's established that the world just went through a massive war, so kids have to pick up the slack. Even then though, they're expected to really only do incredibly minor stuff like finding stray cats- the big mission that Naruto's team does went awry because the bridge-builder contractor lied about the nature of the mission because it was all he could afford (at least when ignoring filler where they did more also really dangerous stuff). And with the Chuunin exams, all the team-leaders of the Konoha 12 decide to send their teams through the exam when they are much too inexperienced.

Of course the rest of the series just accepts 'ninja's are all teenagers' going forward because the main characters remain teenagers.

>>76178699
>it's established that the world just went through a massive war, so kids have to pick up the slack.
Which is even greater reason for parents to not be eager to send kids to be soldiers. WW2 is what led to the babyboomers because people wanted normal prosperity.
>And with the Chuunin exams, all the team-leaders of the Konoha 12 decide to send their teams through the exam when they are much too inexperienced.
yeah and someone got their arms blown off because it got stuffed with bugs.

I just really hate Naruto and the morality or lack there of, of the setting is pretty much at the core of it.

>>76178782
Again in the early seasons it was intentional that the powers that be were pretty shady, and there weren't really any good guys- just bad guys and worse guys.

However then the author decided war-crimes are a social construct, and put everything bad that ever happened on the head of the leaf-villages secret police, evil genetics, and the moon milf.

Also by the way- they bring Orochimaru back to life, and just let him go despite him being a slave that they could easily order to be good, and he didn't even have a bad childhood him that made him a pedophile. He just became a pedophile all on his own.

>>76174493
It's post-apo.

That's it. I don't need anything else.

>>76146220
Halfling-equivalent: Floresiensis. They are already nicknamed Hobbits due to their size and feet size.

>>76175965
There HAVE been blue humans. A clan of red-haired blue inbred hillbillies in America, of which there is believed to still be descendants to this day. They had hardcore blood problems that caused their skin to be in a constant state of asphyxia, hence the blue color, but who knows, maybe in your world a blue race adapts and become a viable race. Green is harder. As camouflage is actually trickier than just being the same color than your surroundings. The best camouflages are actually rather colourfull, like the tiger´s, because what matters is to break the silouette. Maybe they actually store chlorophylla in their skin, to be able to make photosynthesis because they live in a oxigen deprived environment? I don´t fucking know. This is why I prefer brown orcs.

>>76176635
In fact, it could be spun into a interesting race mechanic. Floresiensis are an example of insular enanism, which is when a population of large animals get stuck in an island with limited resources, and their descendency becoming smaller and smaller to adapt to the scarcity.

So, let´s imagine that halflings are not! floresiensis. They come from a small group of islands where they prospered in isolation, maybe even forming complex societies like Hawaii. Shortly after the first contact with the rest of the world, many bright-eyed halflings with no inheritance prospects parted to the unknown. So now halfling expatriates are grossly overfed for the most part, like those indians adapted to lean enviroments after fast food became a thing, and low-key outbreeding their new homelands, so the nice chubby children-people are becoming a problem to those who realize that they kingdoms could become halfling country in a century or two.

>>76120539
How exactly to halflings and goblins actually fight any of the others and ever win?

>>76175965
Healthy human skin pretty much only has the option of adding melanin or not. You can get as dark as coal (and some Africans have), but not much chance of any other pigment without tens of millions of years of evolution. Or you can grow really thick skin, which might look greyish or yellowish depending on melanin, probably taking hundreds of thousands of years.
There are a few other ways to get some exotic traits though.
First of all, you can cross-breed with something that is further diverged from mainstream humans. Neanderthals and Denisovans split from other humans about half a million years ago and bred fertile offspring, resulting in almost all Asians and Europeans having a little Neanderthal DNA. IRL the genes we took seen to have been mostly immune-system related, but I bet you could pass on some kind of aesthetic stuff too. Neanderthals in turn interbred with Denisovans and other hominids, possibly including some a couple of million years removed from us. Africans also interbred with some species which don't show up in the fossil record which may also have been pretty divergent from humans, maybe a few million years in some cases.
The other method for getting weird features is to not rely just on your own genetics. A symbiotic or parasitic organism can grow on skin, resulting in exotic colours. In real life this is pretty rare on vertebrates, but some sloths have an algae. Ideally you want it to develop on some other host species and then make the leap to your hominids, which is a bit of a stretch but not inconceivable. It's probably the only way you're likely to get realistic green humanoids.

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>>76177939
Effects will always try to resolve as much as they can.
That's why some cards like black bird close will be able to negate an effect but will not summon the synchro if the target is not destroyed.

>>76178051
simpler times

>>76177300

how tf a 12 year old have a rack like that

>>76178715
She drinks her milk anon
Also she stuffs her bra

>>76177061
you just know the censored name is "Jamal"

>>76164692
I mean it's weird how much credit they give to Spock for reunification given how they've run with JJ's idea that Spock failed to save Romulus and we've along with the Federation turning their backs on them responsible for everything the Romulan people suffered after losing their Empire. That this all worked out makes it seem like this was part of Spock's plan all along.

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>>76177470
He is not the dart. He is the board.

>>76173744
The anon is right, and NNN is clearly made you desperate. Stay away from the swimsuit sites, lest you blow your monitor through the wall and be forced to explain to the cops that you aren't a terrorist, you were just a super horny pleb.

>>76177325
Star derp: lower dreks
Starring mocky spock. An even more insane and annoying version of std's mikey spock. Every single episode she should be straight up shot for treason or something. And it never happens. Every single episode makes zero fuckong sense, and exists only to further sjit on the IP and gene's legacy.

Nu trek is determined to wipe out the aspirational, inspirational, hopeful idealism of the setting that made it SO MUCH different from everything else.

>>76177325
That's the one!

>>76177067
That´s what I read on the ethnographic arms forum way back. These armours were still in use in siberia when ethnographic studies were conducted on a large scale, so we do have descriptions of the process.

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We European weapons are the best, right guys?

>>76174981
I thought it originated on /ck/. That's the first place I saw it and that was a while ago.

>>76174077
What's the story with picture related, BTW?

>>76178117
go fuck yourself faggot

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>>76178117
It's a really terrible manga. I saved the only good bits. Got a really interesting premise, does it really stupidly.

It's set in a fantasy world that has become identical to a modern society, with all the elves and orcs and stuff. However the Demon Lord is fated to reincarnate soon. Our MC is NOT the hero. He is the hero's dad. Or he's going to be. So Heaven is trying to shack him up with sexy monstergirl babes so he can father the hero. And they are trying to get him to shack up with as many as they can to hedge their bets.

However our hero has a crush on his schoolmate elf girl, so he goes 'no way fag'. This doesn't deter the forces of good though, who STRAIGHT UP RAPE him to make sure that bitches get pregnant.

Except that they pussy out of even that so they give the MC a condition where he blacks out when he's overwhelmed by sexiness, so he gets raped unconscious, and they don't even show us that.

The girls aren't even that good. There's a dragon lady that shoots lightning out of her vagoo, a water spirit that pees herself, a childhood friend... thing, that had erased the MC's memories because she accidentally saved over his gameboy games.

>>76174578
Read Thomas Aquinas if you want the best explaination of the christian ideas of angels.

To answer your question, all angels are purely spiritual beings who have all the knowledge they will ever need imparted to them at their creation. They never learn, they simply know. The were, therefore, all given their part to play in God's divine plan, and all of them decided immediately whether or not to cooperate. Since they can never learn new things, they will never have the conditions to cause a "change in heart" so their initial choice is the only one they will ever make. All else that they do is pure perfect deduction from their choice and their knowledge, of which they have all they will ever need.

>>76175092
Both are dead right now sadly

>>76174129
Totally. That is how alpha legion should be, not the best at anything, but trying to use every dirty trick and subterfuge they can think of, to a fault. I can imagine an alpha legion operation lasting ten times the expected time, involving an absurd number of sleeping agents, and the results being grossly underwhelming against the efforts and resources dedicated to it, just because the marines in charge are a bunch of paranoid fucks that made so many backups and redundant plans that the only non-infiltrated person in the objective is the janitor.

For Medusan Immortals, should I buy the FW models, or buy shields and convert? Price isn't a huge issue, but not sure I want massive hands on my shields.

Anyone got a link to the new AT book?

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>>76173779
>Cool Helmet Edition.
too early, but bumping anyway for cool helmet >>76130235

>>76178380
seriously you autistic fuckface did you think anyone would read all that shit? go back to plebbit

>>76178606
So fans SEETHING

>>76159009
1. G3

>>76178417
The percentile is completely irrelevant. Yes, your average Joe who knows how the pieces move and just decided to play a few games of chess online likely has a rating bellow 1000. However, this guy is not a casual chess player. I think I have a good idea of how hockey is played and I have done a bit of ice skating for fun when I was in my teens, but that doesn't make me a casual hockey player.

>>76178537
I've noticed the exact same thing. You're playing people from all over the world, so it's not like everyone you're playing is tired. It could be that you're less distracted by the things you have to do that day.

m'clanners

>>76178645
Wild pics. Thanks, anon.

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I love the Ringworld/Known Space setting, Pak Protectors are cool.
Dislike the author's weird focus on inter-primate fucking though.

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>>76178850
Just doing my part to keep the thread going, cheers.

Are there any black friday / cyber monday deals on Warhammer stuff going on this weekend?

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>>76177910
You gotta admit it's a beautiful piece and exactly matches the art

>>76178251
As long as it's on a paper, I agree.

>>76177847
I mean, at least he picked the single best piece of warhammer art.

Besides, people might mistake it for being some metal band cover or some shit.

So what are some more mixes of 6e and 5e Bretonnia you guys think would be good?
>5e: Knighthood challenge is given by the fairest maiden in the village and the strongest man volunteers. A peasant can become a knight if he succeeds.
>6e: Knighthood is only attainable by nobility. They can earn Knighthoods (as in above Knight Errants) by battle, proving oneself to a lord, etc.

I'm not sure how to mix things. The 6e way seems a bit more true to Warhammer than the somewhat fairy tail-esque 5e method.

Back home.

>>76178751
Welcome back. Have a nice trip?

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>>76172555
Happy post turkey day fellas remember to be nice and finish up any leftovers you may still have.

>>76178885
Corpulent Knight and Turkey is a cute combo.

>>76177936
Wizards are inherently bastards. If they tried to be good they'd stop being wizards. He'd be better off striking a deal with Pridellius like all the other sensible madmen.

>>76176623
Do you even know what you're mad at anymore woya-fag? It's not even the same artist or characters.

>>76177865
Stupid thread purely made to put some artists shit in the catalog = work on your art.

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>>76175686
>futa

>>76175510
That's a step up, in my opinion.

Now if we could also get rid of the dwarves and hobbits....

>>76178801
The long-running setting of my long-time GM is kinda like this.
Orcs are a thing. Kinda. Sorta. They aren't exactly orcs, but it's a stand-in so close, you wouldn't even notice the differences between the generic "big muscled tribals with green-gray skins that are war-like" orcs
Elves never were a thing. Not as extinct, not as something that went away. They simply aren't a thing and there is no stand-in, either.
Neither are hobbits.
Dorfs are a thing solely because some jokes in early days of his setting, but they weren't intended as part of it at first. And the main difference between them and humans is that they are shorter and stockier.
Still has a fuckload of races, some of them aren't even humanoid.

But the whole thing started as a mental exercise around a BBQ some 12 years ago, when we as a drinking game were piling up ideas for a setting that on one hand is easily digestable as generic fantasy and in the same time isn't just "Tolkien, but different flavour" nor falls inot the "human-only" trap.
Man, I miss those days. You just reminded me some of the most fun and creative times of my long-running group.

WE ARR SPEAKING ENGRISH MANY GOOD

>>76173303
This. Had a player recently who thought their character's le tragic backstory somehow excused their cunty behavior. Don't know why DMs and shit players seem to think having a shitty childhood is a pass to do whatever you want.

>itt an esl posts his first draft of his english class's midterm assignment

>>76176502
If you're trying to write in English, let me point out that it's "barely ate, drank or slept", not "barely eated, drinked and sleeped". We have so many irregular verbs.

>>76176502
Your story is good, and I like what you were going for, you just need to work on your English more.