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i got the business side.
you know how to code in Jafa, right?
what else are you bringing
lol literally my brother in law.
He’s a hot shit lawyer married to a celeb
Constantly hits me up with ideas for businesses
bringing some poo for the loo
your sister is a celeb?


What does /g/ think?
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they are level 5 vamps
i don't give a shit whether it works or not. i want it destroyed.
The biggest red pill is that almost everyone around you in the US is up to their eyeballs in debt that they may never be able to pay down in order to be able to afford the lifestyle that they live. Only 41% Americans can even afford to cover a $1,000 emergency without needing to take out a loan or go further into debt in another way. Hell even 19% of people bringing in over $100k/year can't afford a $400 emergency without going further into debt in some way.
>automation becomes perfected enough for race tracks
>find out a way to make floating ships and arm them with weapons

Wipeout irl soon I can feel it
The even bigger redpill is that almost all companies have debt ratios of over 50% and only survive quarter to quarter. Also the green revolution is mostly wealth transfer scheme to rich grifters like Elon Musk because it all relies on natural gas baby.

IPS or VA? are you a IPS cuck or VA chad bull?
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My notebook has a Innolux VA panel but IPS is better
Only american wageslaves don't care about panel technology
>va display
I've never seen this before. Usually its just TN or IPS and almost never VA on a laptop. I'm guessing its an older model or maybe a recently developed one? How is it anyways, specifically in calibration AND response times.

>Only american wageslaves
Ever notice how many tv's are bought on black friday, regardless if they have quality control or not. B-but the ppricing
typing this on a 768p TN rn, it's fine, shit viewing angles but it does the trick.
>I've never seen this before. Usually its just TN or IPS and almost never VA on a laptop. I'm guessing its an older model or maybe a recently developed one? How is it anyways, specifically in calibration AND response times.
Sorry it's TN
My old phillips monitor was VA I got messed up
>Ever notice how many tv's are bought on black friday, regardless if they have quality control or not.
Yes. Insignia, Sharp... they love that crap

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new desktop thread
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use stylus not stylish, stylish was sold for profit to an analytics company

to clarify the idea behind that thing :
paradoxically I never looked at any beautiful wp for long, or even at all. Now i'm always stopping on this shit to check what the fuck is wrong and actually reading the notes. kinda works for now

pic of old w7 computer now dead for the nostalgia
What music app is that?
je suis tres bien aujourd'hui. a vous?
je m'appelle bernard
Si possem, sanior essem.
Sed trahit invitam nova vis; aliudque Cupido,
Mens aliud suadet. Video meliora, proboque
Deteriora sequor.
My mind is full of fuck. Was that a machine translation?
>oh man i haven't heard this song for a while
>wait wtf is this shit
>i've never wanted an asian gf more than i do right now

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So, how do you deal with your ugly code, anon? I put little notes saying
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I appreciate my code regardless of its looks
Step 1: Write code that works
Step 2: Write pretty, efficient, legible and fast code that works.
Don't worry about 2 when you're doing 1.
I don't write ugly code
Maintainability and readability are the priority, the compiler will do most of the work optimizing. Once you profile your code and find where it's slow, then you can spend time optimizing as you'll only optimize what's worth optimizing. This doesn't mean write slow code though, you probably shouldn't be using slow algorithms in the first place unless there isn't an alternative.
It's faster for everyone else's eye anon
my manager will "update" every file every 3 to 4 weeks with some new useless feature, then tell us all of our code is broken and we should have designed it better in an email with all our managers CCd

its faster to debug

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Trillion dollar engineering.
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it's what he has schematics and supply lines for. Besides, why reee at iToddlers when you can profit off them?
MacBook computer repair is really the only profitable repair business nowadays. Otherwise you're competing with corporate pajeets technicians or random pajeets
Stop shilling your videos on /g/, you autistic Jew.
Also LOL you have a gook bride order. I was right on you being socially retarded. No Jewess wanted to be with you and you had to cope for the lowest hanging fruit.

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>"Pull up Anons google search history, Bill"
>"What do you mean "he doesnt have a google account"?"
>"check his facebook messages then"
>"What the hell, no facebook either?"
>"this guy spends 12 hours a day on his computer what does he do all day"
>"no cellphone activity? Does this guy not have a girlfriend or friends?"
>"check his IP logs then"
>"Its all encrypted? This guy uses VPNs and Tor?"
>"Well Bill just hack into his pc through the windows backdoor the boys at nsa gave us
>what the fuck is a gentoo? "
>"His fucking kernel is deblobbed too?"
>"for fucks sake just access his intel management engine with the software Mossad gave us"
>"what the fuck is a libreboot?"
>"this fucker is using a 12 year old cpu?"
>"Fuck this lets raid his house"

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Smiled at the gentoo part
Pretty good

Don't mind me, just the best naming convention coming through.
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Flyingsnakecase anyone?
idk how this is always a discussion, the language you're working in should dictate what you use.
I like this.

Maybe it's because I'm a poorfag, but even when I looked at 4K TVs at Best Buy, I just didn't get it. I don't understand how you faggots think there's a "1440p minimum". On rare occasions have I ever felt dissatisfied with good old 720. I also don't need more than 60Hz, either.
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Is there a difference between 720 and 1440p.
Will it matter if your watch something you enjoy, only if you have 1440p and are watching it at 720p. Then you will notice its blury and the lack of detail.
Old movies on 720p no you wont notice it might even may them better.
It really is all about what your doing with it.
1080p lacks the detail of 1440p but its still useable.
Try watching things at 240p or 440p which is what most TV was at the time it was made.
It lacks detail is all fussy and its still a better picture then what was brodcast in the 90s much less the 70s or 60s.
So as may things you get used to it.
For videos that you absolutely don't give a shit, yes.
from my experience your current monitor size is always enough until you get a new bigger one, then you can't imagine how you were using such a small monitor
720p native looks just fine for me, i use 768p laptop and 720p on my lc and it looks completely fine,your eyes get usedto it the more you use it.
ok for video, not ok for text tho

What is your worst pajeet story? What is your opinion of Indian engineers, indian software?
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am a trainer for work at home call center

I'd say 80% of the people I get are pajeets

They're hilarious. They all hop on mic at the same time and ask these long winded questions, and freak the fuck out if something doesn't work immediately. They don't understand basic instructions and wind up fucking things up for themselves even further.
I've run a small biz for years now. There's nothing I hate more than calling into a Philippines/Indian BPO pretenting to be company x.

>Durk durk durk I cannot do!
>No that is not the policy you need to INDUSTRY PRACTICES FOR BUYER SATISFACTIONS!!1
>Endless phone tree bullshit with indians, transferring me to the wrong department because pressing a button is hard.

One of my most recent stories..

>Work for big midwest bank as contractor.
>Migrating everyone from Windows 7 to Windows 10 at the last possible second.
>Pajeet H1B's are on my list of people I need to migrate over from W7 to W10 virtual machines.

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Just got done cleaning up a poo in loo C# codebase.

>hungarian notation everywhere
>pointless nested else statements fucking everywhere
>everything is a public field
>5 separate assemblies that each contained a single class that barely did anything
>parameter names that convey no fucking information

I found 8 nested if-else statements over 10 levels deep. Pulled apart one that was *21* fucking levels deep. And every branch had a return statement, so there was no reason for them to be nested at all. Saw lots of the same thing where they clearly don't know that switch statements exist.

The worst part though, the developer clearly never deleted or refactored anything. So now you have CriticalFunction, CriticalFunctionV2 ... CriticalFunctionV5. And the highest version isn't always the one in use. Oh, and magic fucking literal strings everywhere instead of enums or statics.
>given code base for automated production line testing as pajeet dev had since left
>told to add new testing functionality for a new product
>try to compile, C1061 Error, too many if else statements (didn't know this was possible)
>all test logic within one function
>uninitialized int used as source for random numbers in what is supposed to be generation function for cryptographically secure keys
I've never seen anything like it, I can't even refactor due to time constraints.
>Too many if statements
holy based

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is UEFI a bootloader?
Ohhh ok
UEFI/EFI is a kind of protocol, similar to BIOS, that starts before even the CPU or any other component does. Typically your motherboard with have a bios-chip in it.
grub is a boot-loader, the first program that the BIOS starts, and the boot-loader loads a boot file that boot-straps your operating system, then starts the kernel.

Look into this stuff, just search 'BIOS' on wikipedia.

Sorry, stupid question. I'll look it up before asking next time I swear.

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>computer crashes
>lose +200 chrome tabs
>no way to get them back
>realize that you can't even remember what was open
Did I need any of them to begin with if I can't remember what was in them? Now I feel awful that I can't recall what was open, maybe something really important
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>Using Chrome
Gtfo apple lesbians
I would do anything for AOC. Literally anything. I hope she becomes president so I can fight for this country.
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>computer crashes
>open chrome
>would you like to restore your previous session
i once lost a tab with some podcasts by an angry Baptist preacher, one of them was about Harry Potter, I really wanted to listen to that one :(
People who don't close tabs also definitely hoard pizza boxes and chicken buckets

Can anyone recommend me a decent fucking gaming mouse that wont start double clicking after a year or so??? I've fuckin tried them all--Logitech, Razer, Corsair. All the the same.

Pic related, bought this mouse 2010 and it still works great today. Just too bad I can't use it on my 4k monitors because of its dated DPI capacity.
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Yeah, this. It looks fucking retarded, but it's actually comfortable in the hand.
how long you been using it for?
I've been using it for a solid year or so now, I imported one of the very early chinese region ones.
meant for >>76704659
the g403 works well for me

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This thread is about the appreciation of whorlogy, Timex, Casio watches and their design, their history, and the engineering and materials that are required to make a functioning timepiece.

required watching:
https://youtu.be/nQ9_bOIj49s [Embed]

> Poorfag guide: https://m.imgur.com/a/NFMXDuK
> Watch essentials 102: https://pastebin.com/Rc77hhXV
> Purchasing used watches: https://pastebin.com/f44aJKy2
> Purchasing straps: https://pastebin.com/SwRysprE

previous bread;
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too expensive
wtf why are her tits like that
>You could say this about literally every casio

not about the square g-shock. GMW-B5000 best casio ever made
like what? big?
yeah it looks like from some grotesque hentai

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