>I found a floppy disk of the linux kernel in the garage sale last week
>the label seem different from the official release the font as some kinda gothic variant in bright red, "Linux Kernel - by Linus Torvalds" it read
>So I put it on my computer and ran linux.exe to begin the installation
>when all of the sudden images of a hyper realistic Tux with blood running from his eyes began to flash
>the progress bar was running backwards
>I could hear a really maniacal laughter coming from my speakers
>I started to look for what went wrong in the source code
>I finally found a binary blob code in the middle of it
//Only I Linus Torvalds have the real source code, signed Linus Torvalds
>When I tried to delete this binary blob to recompile...
>My graphics card spontaneously combusted, setting my whole pc on fire
>Before blacking out from all the smoke the last thing I remember was a voice screaming "FUCK YOU NVIDIA"
>Needless to say, I'm never installing Linux ever again
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