>come join us on voice chat bro
>>475538318>open mic>"nah">close mic
>>475538318I've actually started to be one of those guys since my friends started playing vidya with me. It's actually fun if you give it a shot, we've made quite a few decent friends that we've continued playing with for months now.>>475538530Everytime I hear this excuse I know that they're a bonafide retard and I stop trying to get them into the game at all. If you say you have no mic I'll ask you to just listen to the team chat and type something quick if you have to. If you don't want to do it don't play a co-op game.>>475539565In-game voice codecs are often shitty and require push-to-talk, if I'm already talking with friends with third-party software I'm not going to use in-game chat. You're being a lazy fuck for not taking the literal minute to open a free chat program.
>>475543974>saying mic is broken is retarded>but i have no mic, in an age were they cost as much as 10 bucks, isn'tok retard
>>475544487you do know many people dont buy mics right?
I used to be like that in my teens, nowadays I'm just too tired to be self conscious
>Arena shooters>Beat em up>MMORPG>Artillery (i.e gunbound)Why are these genres dead?
>>475536287>Arena shootersThe mechanics are better suited to singleplayer games where they contribute to the power-fantasy, in a multiplayer context they just cannibalise their own playerbase due to skill disparity.>Beat em upThese evolved into the contemporary hack n slash/character action game genre, although we are getting a new streets of rage and there's no shortage of indie pretenders.>MMORPGToo many gameplay concessions need to be made to support the high playercount, you can't design anything that relies on accurate or timely data transmission, as a result these games largely play themselves and become boring once the novelty wears off or the reward feedback slows down.>Artillery (i.e gunbound)Essentially a solved genre, you can't do much more besides reskinning worms.
>>475543664>in a multiplayer context they just cannibalise their own playerbase due to skill disparitySame could be said with fighting games but that genre is alive and kicking
>>475544860The design of arena shooters is even more punishing, bordering on sadistic, losing the opening bout gives your opponent even more resources than what they started with while you go back to 0.
>>475536287Community doesn't talk a lot, they talk in small circles. People aren't interested in discussing these games, if they would be more popular, that wouldn't be an issue.
>Vehicular combat
Fapbait aside, did you ever actually crush on a videogame character as a child? With whom?
Yae.Marina shake shake is a close second.
>>475544864Girls like cute things, Kirby is cute.Girls get horny for cute things, Kirby is a cute thing.Artists gonna lewd, Kirby is lewd.>>475544898Hey...
Aska from TMNT tournament fighters and Rainbow Mika.As an adult (as well as through puberty) ive developed a facesitting and buttcrushing fetish thanks to these two :(
>>475536484Hi ssfairy
>>475544748Sorta, yeah. It is what it is sometimes.
>morrowind has good combat
>>475544006see>>475540234it's not an excuse and it doesn't even make their games good.
>>475537315Said no one ever.It's still a great game, unlike that German abortion.
>>475544093but it does. there is so much detail and care put into the world that most will overlook the janky animations.
>>475545843fanboys overlooking something doesn't make it good
Is there a more butthurt autist on /v/ than gothicfag? He's been doing this for literal years now with little to no rest. Even the obsidian autist (or whatever name he ended up getting) moved on or at least found something new to obsess over.
>game ends on a cliffhanger>takes forever to get another game>it's a prequel
>game ends on a cliffhanger>budget not there in able to make a squeal
>Sequel gets made
>>475541923>game ends on a cliffhanger and sets it up as the last game in a trilogy.>It never comes out and the best we get are spin offs on the DS
>>475541923>game end on a cliffhanger>it's about the real main plot that everyone forgot about past the prologue
>game ends dramatically with potential to change the series status quo>proceed to spend almost two decades doing remakes and interquels
What's the best fishing game ever made?
Legend of the River King 2 was one of the best games on the GBC overall.
>>475519249(You) realize what you just did right.I also realize.
Is there any kind of fantasy fishing game?Where you can fish up prehistoric monsters? Strange titans of the deep?Fight leviathans going after your catches with harpoons? Explore alien oceans?
>>475516568World of Warcraft
>>475519498I went sea fishing about 5 or 6 years ago. It was fun. We caught mackeral, pollack, red-fin gernard, turba rays. Apparently it used to be a good spot for bass too but their migration patterns changed. Most were throw backs but I kept about half a dozen and took them to a restaurant where I got them cooked up. Best fish I've ever had in my life, literally impossible to get fresher.
How much do you think they've changed it? When do you think they'll drop a Trailer?
Does anyone even want it to be good? A good sonic movie would be less entertaining than the trash fire we are getting.
>>475545685People just wanna see Sonic be successful again outside of the miracle back in 2017.
>>475545661He got married THREE TIMES! Stay mad, mergecuck.
>>475545730All i care for are rouges tits, so i couldn't care less about the franchise but it must hurt to be a legit sonic fan.
>>475545661We'll never get gold like the Clyde Clash or Liquid Chris saga ever again for sure, but I do want to see how this ends.
Who fell for the Symphonia / Vesperia best tales meme?
>>475539121Me. Symphonia wasn't even half as good as Abyss.>>475539676Me too. Phenominal combat system. On par with Xillia 2's.
Tales of the Abyss is my favorite jrpg of all time and I've played a fuck ton, everything from Nocturne to Suikoden to Live A Live.It's actually a little depressing to know I'll never experience TotA for the first time again.
Tales of Hearts R is actually a lot of fun. I had heard bad things for it but it's pretty decent so far.
Eh, I'm leaning more towards Graces, but Symphonia is the one that started the Tales hype, and Vesperia still has the best protag in the franchise. Abyss is a pretty awful game all-around. Shitty characters, bland designs, an u derdeveloped combat gimmick, and mostly forgettable music. I feel like it only subsists off of being darker than Symphonia and not having the clunky blocky pseudo-chibi models Symphonia cursed itself with.
Who/What is the video game equivalent of This Man?
>>475535943Sad Satan
>>475542168or he is a fan and was upset you wouldn't share
>>475535943So we all agree this is the Man from Another Place, right?
>>475536196The only correct answer
>>475535943
You are legitimately stupid if you think this is anything less than one of the greatest games of all time.
>>475544749it gets better after city of tears.
It's pretentious and repetitive. Most metroidvanias are 10-15 hours long. HK takes the same amount of variety and spreads it over 60-80 hours.
>>475544990Its a boss type game like dark souls 3. You are supposed to keep playing for them. At least get the radiance ending imo (which is easy as fuck to obtain). Fuck godmaster (or get to the third pantheon then quit). Pure vessel is a meme.
>>475527304I preferred witcher 3
>>475528176Chad.>>475541920Virgin.
Does /v/ like video games ?
>>475544796No
Yes
maybe
>>475544796Yes, it depends on what the game is.
>>475544796this is actually one of the best threads ive ever seen. well done anon
What are the hardest enemies to catch?
:D
>>475545013>no woomy (who should be S tier)>Zelda not in S tier>Rosalina on topmaximum shit taste
>>475545160At least you have self awareness about it.
>>475545303About what? Having taste? Rosalina is boring as fuck and was literally Nintendo's Lightning for a few years.
>>475545861>About what?Your maximum shit taste.
Anyone else play this? A bizarre amount of talent and money went into it for how little attention it got.When I was a kid I thought it was a licensed movie game for a movie I just hadn't seen yet. It was only in like 2007 I found out it wasn't, and was a standalone property. Very bizarre.
>>475545807It was good when I was a kid, and I say good as in "it was a functional game."
>>475545960Yeah, it wasn't exactly great.
janny seething*dabs*
>>475545950>Dreams won, people want BorderlandsWell, I guess we know what's gonna sell more.
This is Caim from the Drakengard series. He's a nice guy, say something nice to him!
It's been a while since I played, but I'm going to replay the entire Taro saga tonight
>>475543378Its fire emblem stamp, that said, 3H is miles better than the shit they pulled beforehand, was expecting some harry potter mixed with awakening shit and instead we got discount caim, a bunch of sluts, the waifubait being a homicidal maniac that turns into xenomorph and burns people, depressed pope(female), completely subverted expectations, i was ready to shit on it from day 1 but im glad i didn't had to
Would she get along with Caim or would Caim murder her for being a robot
>>475542024This scene was the biggest cocktease and cuckoldry, all in one.
I legitmetely like Drakengard 2s gameplay so much, it feels so fast and smooth and having ability to switch between first and third point of view on a dragon is amazingbut it's pretty boring and Drakengard 1 is sick in terms of art and story but it's a shit game, never wanna play it again everI normally hate remakes, but I'd buy remake of Drakengard 1 made by Platinum
Will more Nintendo games feature scandalous yuri content?
>>475545128She would want both of her Sublime Heavens to be Ruptured
You know, once we develop ways to upload our brains and shit to transcend physicality and get to take on whatever form we want in both the physical and virtual world, would you be fine with having cute yuri sex with someone else even if you have no idea what their "base" form was?
>>475545310Everyone would be a teenage girl. Literally every single person.
>>475544671>Can there be a segregation separating "two women standing near eachother and maybe blushing a little" and actual lesbian sex?This, but unironically. I need more handholding and staring in each other's eyes, don't care about sex.
>>475545310But everyone's form is already just "human mind" regardless of what kind of a body they're currently stuck in. Gender is a social construct and sex is just a model of the biological vehicle you ride in. That's why we're all little girls on the Internet.
Thanks Sega.
>>475543000>non-nips are still playing this 7 years old game>they will definitely abandon their 7 years old characters and exclusive japanese-only items to play without a VPN (an issue that only China and SEA regions had to deal with)>>475543538PSO2 actually runs surprisingly well even on shitty mobile non-gaming notebook. The game will look like a N64 game with a PS2 main character model (the game is supposed to run on japanese PCs, after all), but it still works just fine.
no prez no buy
>>475540921Why would I be disappointed with pso2? Surely it's not worse than PSO Universe?>looks up current pso2 gameplay>see people zooming around a beach fighting absolute dumb shit enemies like a sphinx with the statute of liberty on topWat
>>475543538I think xbox supports kbm
>memories of fagging it up in the 360 demo of PSU with all of my niggershome
Why haven't you bought a Nintendo Switch yet?
Bought a Switch on Day One. Its easily my most played gaming device of the past 3 years. I love it.
>>475545550Sounds good? And I can get games cheaper from ebay? Sounds good.
>>475545741>The Switch 2 is announced a week after your purchase
>>475525462I'm poorActually i got a job this summer so I'll probably buy the mini once it releases, assuming the first reviews confirm it's a functional enough machine
>>475526205you should really only buy the consoles when you have a release date. None of those did, and currently still don't.
T H I C C
I just wish it was a little better looking. It was my favorite GB game but it's gonna be hard dropping $60 on a game that looks like this.
>>475543756Are you that desperate to see a naked hippo you sick fuck?
>>475543798Oh good God that bear looks bad.
>>475544181which part
>all those jagged linesMY EYES
