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>>599342957Based. RE4HD is genuinely impressive.>>599343367Kill yourself nigger.
>>599342957Holy shit. This looks fantastic. I've never played RE4 to completion (just in random sleepovers over at my cousin's house - you get the picture), if I ever play RE4 should I play it like this from the get go?
>>599341446Halo: Combat Evolved. Not Halo Anniversary, but the re-remaster for MCC they released that fixed many of the graphical issues that the Gearbox port had. Remasters should strive to just be new copies made from the old master, which is literally why they're called remasters.
>"200% chance to proc">it actually procs twice at once
>>599343718And what you mentioned is also a ratio, not a probability.
>>599343868That looks lewd
>>599345315You're a lost cause man
>>599346585Why?
>>599342306>>599343196I was specifically talking about Synthetik, had a bugged coop run where an automatic minion spawner had 1000% chance to activate on kill, so it actually summoned a squad of 10 goons every time something died and the item was ready.Run ended to a mutual crash
skyrim is my favorite game
I’ve played through all the questlines many times over. On a pirated copy.
>>599344869>On a pirated copy.
>>599344569I clocked in over 1k hours in New Vegas and I still haven't gotten cheevos for Legion and NCR runs.
i was adamantly against playing it for years because it looked gay and overrated.i played it for the first time last year. still havent beaten the main story but i still play it all the time. it really is gay and overrated but its also comfy and i love it. one of my favorites too
I just let my dovakin get fucked by things.
>No gameplay details >No gameplay footage >Delays>Bethesda >Old buggy engine >Leftist writers Why are people hyped for this? It’s going to be a mess
>>599321308those are the same thing
Bethesda will never, ever make the Skyrim ever again.Just let it go.
>>599319097It'll be kino
>>599346484Based Todd truster.
>>599329669Yes but Unreal can't handle the fully intractable environments the creation club is designed to. Even Josh Sawyer admitted no engine comes close to what Creation can do in terms of immersive open world.
Gears of War: Coalition CollectionFableStarfieldContrabandHalo Infinite ForgeRedfallFallout 76 Expeditions: The PittGame Pass FamilyPerfect DarkModern Warfare IIOverwatch 2Sea of ThievesSlime Rancher 2EverWild AvowedComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>599345582>>599345767I loved Gears 1-3 but it seems pointless to me if it doesn't revive those online communities. Also it would be better if they made a greatest hits version of the mp and simply included all the maps ever made into one game.One thing I really hate though about Gears is all those obnoxious skins ruining the atmosphere of multiplayer. It is especially jarring to me in Gears. Is there any way to turn this shit off so I can't see it?
>>599341031literally everything people expected and know about. There will be at least on unannounced game shown off in the show. And you forgot Josh Sawyer's game, Pentiment
>Gears of War: Coalition CollectionCool! Can't wait to replay some of my favorite games from the 360 era! >FableCool! I am optimistic, because playground games has always delivered on the Forza Horizon series, and the Fable series is a very underused Xbox IP. For me, Fable I and II were my favorites! >StarfieldMy most anticipated game in so long! I love everything Todd Howard touches. Yes, even fallout 76. >ContrabandI have never heard of this game before. I will be sure to look it up.>Halo Infinite ForgeSadly, I don't care for halo anymore. I hope this mode is everything the halo fans expect it to be! >RedfallAnother game, that I don't know much about unfortunately. But honestly, I'm not a fan of the way it looks. >Fallout 76 Expeditions: The PittMore fallout 76 content is always a good thing.>Game Pass FamilyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>599345767Because it's shitty 30 fps versions and not on PC.
>>599346654Every Gears game is 60fps on Series X and no one cares about pc so whatever
Games that trigger thalassophobia?
>>599344682have i got a story for youhttps://dynamic.hs.fi/2014/deep/
>>599340952that's cute, lovecraft.people who aren't homosexual and have read Out of the Silent Planet know that space is nothing to be scared of. I wish I was in space right now. I don't want to be in the ocean.
>>599346473You WILL live in the oceanyou WILL eat the sea bugsand you will be happy.
>>599336153>mammal>cloacayou really tried to sound smart, didn't you?
>>599346473>someone who's literally afraid of water calling others homosexuallol
Hey guys! I'm probably late, but I just played this game for the first time today. It was an alright game, but Demon Tower fucksNITW thread?
>>599345841Some speculate that this is related to Keezer and that we would find out more in the scrapped sequel. It really sucks that the dev team really wanna just milk NITW forever though without any cool new games.
>>599346146The remaining devs are working on new games under a new name with the same artstyle and shit. We probably wont see the Keezer stuff expanded upon or anything considering that Alec is fucking dead, but maybe they'll do something else with a similar premise and a new name.
>>599346268Will be in the same universe? If so than we might see the Keeze expanded upon.
>>599346482It very well could be in the same universe, based on the promo photo they posted on twitter back in June 2020. Their new team name is "The Glory Society" by the way.
>>599346646Dude, The Glory Society in Alec's notes Hail Keezer...
What should Nintendo keep doing? What should they stop doing? Any expectations?
>>599345917It recovered but it had a rough launch until they dropped the price from $250 to $170The main thing is it sold less than the DS and had slower growth overall when launch aligned.>>599345776This year is actually pretty dense with Nintendo titles.We already had Kirby, Switch Sports, and Arceus.Later this year we're getting 5 games from themIn the past, Nintendo has generally dropped down to maybe 1-3 releases in the last year or two of a console's life spanI wager a big part of this is because they might plan for the Switch 2 to be fully backwards compatible, so any game released now could be a big selling point for the future system
>>599346179>I wager a big part of this is because they might plan for the Switch 2 to be fully backwards compatible, so any game released now could be a big selling point for the future systemI truly believe that’s one of the reasons they delayed botw2 to 2023. So that it isn’t far away from the next console release.
>>599346265I'd go a bit further and say that we might be looking at a situation where BOTW2 launches the same day as the Switch 2.But at the very least, it'll be as you said: closer to the launch date.The DLSS stuff is the most interesting thing for me. Seeing how a console built around the tech wherein we may likely see it implemented in every first party game to some extent (at least 3D ones) will be interesting
>>599328596Ditch Nvidia housefires and use snapdragons instead
>>599346587I just hope for backward compatibility, so that titles like hyrule warriors are actually playable.
New Wario Land just dropped.https://youtu.be/GEuT3k1Y2ts?t=10
looks mediocre, and the entire gimmick seems to be the foreground/background changing, which nintendo have already played around with in plenty of other games.Art is pretty muddy too, and they're straight up ripping direct gimmicks like the turning into a ball from rolling down a ramp, into a narrow set of breakable boxes.Indies have no fucking clue how to homage.
>>599343472>if someone disagrees with me they must be THE GAMES DEVELOPER HIMSELFanon we're in a southern vietnamese typesetting board calm down
>>599345623That and being fucking bloated with no sense of pacing, samey looking scenary, copy pasta enemies, bullet sponge enemies that give very little exp, bad planning anf distribuition of sidequest secrets and loot, bad and copypasta rooms, bad music, and just, boring.
Demo thoughts:>No running, no emphasis on speed>The levels are linear, instead of being exploration focused like Wario Land>No good puzzles reallyIt doesn't have an identity on what it wants to do. It doesn't want to be a speed platformer, it doesn't have any puzzles really, and it doesn't let you explore much at all.
>>599329382Honestly at this point I want him in every game>>599335670Somewhere with guinea pig parkour
Did newer Monster Hunter games ruin what the series was about?In the Freedom/Ultimate era, monsters were as fast as they are today, while the hunter was limited to realistic human movement. Winning was about In the World/Rise era, the hunter can literally fly around like Goku, heal through magic bugs and slaughter monsters with a 99 hit charge blade anime combo. It feels more like a generic beat-em-up between equals than a smart David vs dumb Goliath simulator.tl;dr: old good new bad
>>599287479Not really, if anything it's probably where they wanted to go but were working against limitations, do you think the bug system would work well with the mhfu maps? Consider the new maps being one zone vs the old maps being split up for load times, it's just the game evolving. I don't love all the changes, and they've gone and not included them before ala styles or w/e was in XX. We're watching them go through what feels like the 'world phase', maybe we'll see something a bit more grounded in the next game. I think there's a middle ground for ANIMU SLICEU and just smacking shit with traps and a hammer.
>>599303632I like the -idea- of styles: the weapon is the same, but a hunter from Pokke is gonna use it differently than a hunter from Moga, due to different cultures, environments and monsters they have to fight. And both styles are probably going to be different from the official, Guild-approved style from Dundorma.It makes sense from a lore point of view, and it's a cheap way to effectively add more weapons into the game without creating hundreds of new models.
>>599297926You're correct that it isn't arguable, but the answer is actually No.
>>599287479I prefer the hunts to be more dictated by what the monster is doing instead of the player, but there will probably be some detracting on player-power creep going into the next gen as usual.It's still fun.
>>599288862Don’t you act like restocking items wasn’t a fucking tiny little QoL feature. You really think that’s where the “soul” was hiding?
Most of it are from video game sale in 2022 that /v/ and most of the west do not know of. Some are famous however. In their release statement on the official website, Konami attributes their success to>Master Duel>Duel Links>eBASEBALL PAWAFURU PUROYAKYU (???)>PROFESSIONAL BASEBALL SPIRITS A>Yu-Gi-Oh! RUSH DUEL>Momotaro Dentetsu: Showa, Heisei, Reiwa mo teibanNew project for the new year>CRIMESIGHT (steam release) mystery multiplayer games>Yu-Gi-Oh! CROSS DUEL>Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: The Cowabunga CollectionYugioh is basically carrying the company right now
>>599344947So ultimately Konami was right for dropping Kojima and conventional games in general.
>>599345173They didn't drop conventional gaming. Most of their games are released on Switch and smartphone. They just don't do AAA anymore
>>599345173Kojimbo was an absolute menace as Konami's VP, it's a wonder he lasted as long as he did.
>>599345305Not to mention arcades
>>599344947Based yugioh
Halo pro gets fined $3000 for calling casuals braindead retards and shitfinite a shit game. Why is 343 like this? Just fix your game.
>>599342619Okay and how are they meant to force him to pay it? Can't he just say no? They paid him to review the game, that's what he did.
>>599343597agree, there's no fucking way the shithole that is america can be classified as a first world country
>>599344643343 hates Halo
why doesnt Microsoft just fire 343?
>>599344643Anon, this was on the the clown contract he signed.
please recommend me some good timewaster videogames that I can play from a laptop with a 1650 and that I can play fully with mouse only because I have an external mouse but no external kb and the laptop kb is uncomfy as fuckplease guys you are my only hope
FTL
>>599345943Tales of Maj'Eyal
The body is round
Rimworld
Rimworld is good time waster and can be played with mouse onlyHowever the spacebar to pause is too good of a feature to play without it
I want to have fun again. What's a game I can really sink my teeth into? Any genre I don't care. It just has to be good enough to break my addiction to browsing the internet and jacking off all the time.
Arcade gamesShoot'em upsBullet Hell'sMetal SlugBasically any game where you can get quick sessions in but difficult to perfect
>>599342575This anon's on the right track. PS2 library was really good. Ton of single player games that were really solidhttps://vsrecommendedgames.fandom.com/wiki/PlayStation_2
>I want sucy>I want to hug sucy>I want a sucy GF>I want to have a sucy tulpa>I want to have someone to speak to>I want to be happy>being happy is a crime>smile for the camera anon!>Earthbound depression is over!*Puts neck over noose*
>>599341334I love Sucy so much, insanely sexy.
>>599341334What a dumb fucking question to ask the anonymous internet. Like anybody knows what you've played or what will fit that criteria for you. I hate you retards so much its unreal
>>599343963Who?
>>599344272i told you who dumbshit. if you aren't that person than it's not you. fucking mong
>>599343778>game about killing commiesHow did it get away with it without looking boomer.
>>599343778Shill thread. Yesterday was the same. And no, metroidvania didn't work very well for Strider.
>>599344756Yes anonymous brother capcom hired me to make this thread
How the fuck
>>599346621you keep jumping on it. it takes WAY too long but it eventually works. keep trying.
>2 of the most iconic Nickelodeon characters of all time>Hugh Neutron
WHERE'S CATDOG FUCK
I'm going to buy the DLC just hoping we can make enough money for a sequel but this time with Nick giving it a budget
>>599345997I dont believe in overt change in opinion, merely understanding the otherside and still know its fucked. Dont know what to call that, other than stubborn. Good morning.
>>599333060except by the time Piranha Plant got in we already got the major Mario characters
>>599346202In the base roster
Official Flyff relaunch starting soon>new graphics>reworked mechanics(party exp, skills)>No download, playable on PC, Mac, Mobile and any web browser>Pre-registration for Global also starts on May 18th>Time to grind and Fly For FunHomepage:http://flyff.com/Register: https://universe.flyff.com/They're launching the Sea servers first, but global should launch shortlyJester chads wya?
Which server are we all on? The PK server or 1-1?
>>599343389login server
bump
>>599300903for the 5324th time I'm gonna roll a knight, max STA and use the earthquake skill til I get bored and drop the game
>>599346563Based
Do nerds belong in fighting games?
Do you like Pandaren /v/?
>>599346127Aww, you're too sweet <3. Don't make too big a mess
>>599346379100% based
>>599346323Kael's corner did most of those if I remember.
>>599346379too late, was edging way before this thread. Hope you show up in other panda threads though based posters like this are rare. Kudos anon
>>599346537 I'll keep my eye out for em. I do like teasing my fellow anons every now and than.