Who would you like as the VN rep for smash?
>>509574585It's a form fitting outfit. Of course it does
>>509567715Touhou and TM had to share the same board when /jp/ was made, lots of people ended up going from one to the other as a result.
>>509574585Girls in men's clothes are 500% hotter.
>>509568657The problem is that Sakurai gets to make the call and the Japanese consider VNs a subcategory of Adventure games, with shit like Zork being in the ancestry.
>>509575068They are games, that's not a problem. If you don't consider VNs games then stuff like Ace Attorney you wouldn't consider a game.
TELL YOSHI BEDTIME STORY
There is this "Sub-transmission Zone" below the third dimension which is turned over to the most horrible things - that's what it resonates to - and it's trying to get up into the third dimension (that's just a basic level consciousness, to launch into the next levels.) And our species is already way up at the fifth/sixth dimension consciousnally [SIC] (our best people). But there's this war, trying to basically destroy Humanity, because Humanity has free will. And there's a decision - which level we want to go to. We have free will, so Evil is allowed to come and contend (and not just good). And the Elites themselves believe they are racing, using human technology, to try to take our best minds and build some type of breakaway civilization, where they are going to merge with machines, transcend and break away from the 'failed species' that is Man.
Google believes the first AI will be a supercomputer based on the neuron activity of the 'hive-mind' of humanity, with billions of people wired into the 'Internet of Things.' And so all of our thoughts go into it, and we are actually building a computer that has real neurons, in real time, that is also psychically connected to us that are organic creatures. So that they will have current prediction powers, future prediction powers, a true 'crystal ball.' But the big secret is, once you have the 'crystal ball' and know the future, you can add stimuli beforehand and make decisions that control the future. And so then it's the end of consciousness and free will for individuals as we know it, and a true "2.0" in a very bad way. Hive-mind consciousness with an AI jacked into everyone, knowing our hopes and dreams, delivering it to us - not into some "P.K.D. Wire-head System" where we plug in and give up on consciousness because of unlimited pleasure - but because we were already wired in and absorbed before we knew it, by giving over our consciousness to this system by our daily decisions that it was able to manipulate and control into a larger system.
The Devil, whatever you want to call this interdimensional thing that gives them advanced off-world technology, The Fallen One that's not of this world, is giving them advanced knowledge on how to construct these systems that have already been used before on other populations. [...] This is an interdimensional force that wants to influence us to build something that absorbs us and kills us, rather than the Divine free will we are given to build something much better that empowers the species. So the species is now making a decision about its entire future. [...] They believe we are this ugly, fallen, ugly species: we all need to be killed, they are the rich billionaires who are better than us, and they are going to merge with machines and become Gods and go to the next level.
>>509574201https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnenGW_21Mo&bpctr=1590375782
meatballs
Post Paradox stories:>be me>playing imperial Japan>conquered all of East Asia>decide I want British India>Justify and declare a war>Their only ally is the US>To get any meaningful warscore I have to ferry troops across multiple oceans to the isles>Secure French military access>Defeat the British Navy>I send an expeditionary force into an undefended London>60k of the finest Japs>Surrounded by millions of Anglo-Saxon infantry>I disembark all of my troops but they're still vastly outnumbered>Win due to superior organization and technologyComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>509571823I redid long Korea in eu4 but that's about it desu
>>509571823I don't feel like typing up all of the details but:>Be successful king of Scotland>Have two kids, first borne son and daughter>Son is total fuckup, tons of bad traits across the board>Daughter is extremely skilled in nearly every category, >Son keeps trying to kill me, but I know he's a fuckup so I don't worry too hard since I keep uncovering his plots>Change laws to Agnatic-Cognatic, so I can kill him and put my daughter on the throne>Fall off a balcony, the little shit finally succeeded>Everyone hates him>Lose so many troops due to his inability to wage war and poor traits>Revolts flare up all over>Sister straight up kills him after less than a year>She becomes Queen, is extremely successful and unites Scotland and EnglandComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>509571823Got a mega campaign one>played CK2 after having not played it since launch>a bunch of new shit has been introduced and I just enabled all the DLC not knowing what some of them did>one of them being sunset invasion>going about my business as France, annexing the entire British isles and then most of modern day Germany>Aztecs just happen to land extremely close to Paris after fighting several civil wars because was still getting used to keeping people in line and happy>Spend the remainder of the campaign losing territory to the Aztecs, lost everything west of the Rhine all the meanwhile they're also conquering a good amount of Spain, Italy and Northern Africa>lost titles to Britannia, France and had to rename to Denmark because that was the only major title left>port that game over to EU4>play EU4 as Iraq, majors are basically what I was playing in CK2 (Denmark), Byzantine Empire, the Aztec Empire and Ming China>all of EU4 was a series of devastating wars between the majors, Denmark never having a year where they weren't at war>Denmark somehow became the de facto liberator for Europe, liberating puppet kingdoms like Germany, France and Spain from the Aztecs>Byzantines control most of the middle east and most of India except for me who is basically survived as a strong merchant kingdom with colonies in africa>Africa is a mess between the majorsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Is this game any good?
probably my favourite ass creed
>>509572932Yes. Brainless open world activities once a year is actually pretty decent. Not every game has to be a masterpiece.
Ass creed is casual fun but it's casual fun that won't piss you off like CoD multiplayer would
It's tedious, and boring.Assassins creed is really an awful franchise, with a few exceptions that were borderline ok.Ill never understand what the appeal is.The conceit is that its historic fantasy, and that these events actually happened in this fantasy world, but they drop any pretense of historical accuracy as soon as they finish designing the environment. The clothes, events, actions, combat, characters, are all so far away from anything that could be considered grounded, that i have to wonder why they even bother with the pretense?Outside of that, the combat is formulaic and generic. Side activities are tedious, and do nothing to provide a reward that makes them worth your time.And worst of all, the free running is on rails. You have a grappling hook, and you just dart up and down buildings mindlessly.Nothing you do in this game has any wieght or substance, and it is a compete waste of time.
>>509575198>Ill never understand what the appeal is.Guy in a trench coat doing tactical espionage gameplay with some cool boat mechanic gameplay on the side and a few historical figures thrown into the mix.
>/v/ wouldn'tWhat, are you gay?
>>509559060no, but if this sort of ogre is the endgameput me down as a soft yes
>>509571772>they saidGive me a direct quote
>>509572059He can't because hes repeating some bullshit clickbait site article that reposts chan rumors and claims it was an inside anonymous source
>>509571834I'd tap.
>>509559414You’re homosexual and probably a trannie
How would you rank them?
zelda 2 > smb2 >>> shitmon's quest
>Zelda 2>Dracula 2>Mario USAWhy didn’t you post Mario 2?
>>509575105The original Dark Souls II before they were cool.
>>509575194Hating CV2 is a fucking meme.
>>509575105Idk, they're all pretty good
>Street Fighter IV didn't look that terrib-
>>509550823Looks scarred from me fucking it too hard
>>509574371huh?
>>509574537Chunners is probably the franchise's rep by now, even more than hoboman. They have to make her look gorgeous
>>509545130SF4 Chun looked like ass, no one can defend this
>>509574537akiman would commit a kyoani if capcom made his waifu ugly
It's Sunday, /v/! Crack open that can of Monster, because it's time to play the grand-daddy of first-person shooters, motherfucking DOOM.We'll be playing through DOOM and DOOM 2 in co-op tonight, and something special afterwards.To find the server, search for "party" in Doomseeker.Password: the usualIf you don't have it already, get the Zandronum and Doomseeker bundle from here: https://zandronum.com/downloadGet the IWADs here: https://mega.nz/file/hPgnFa4Z#0ILP4w6vIJB5WAN4aHC7TacDH0xLSNa1vUxs1LE4U9oIn case the file gets taken down from WADseeker, here's a link to the DOOM Complete wad we're using: https://mega.nz/file/gL4gmIhC#wd83QT_XdmZbcXrUB0R3XlI48cxsAntthQfJvoAg6Vw
>>509570276lol it's not 2016 anymore bro
Vote for deathmatch
>>509573340Perhaps resetera is more to your liking?
>>509575190 Yes!
>>509573340Obvious bait, kill yourself faggot
DQ 8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZGOD3V-KAU&feature=youtu.be [Open]DQ 7https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pS6qmw-qli8&feature=youtu.be [Open]DQ 6https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sL2bKJZuic&feature=youtu.be [Open]DQ Vhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=Y7wes33VMnE [Open]DQ IVhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX8-iK2p2Gw&feature=youtu.be [Open]DQ 7, older British version for ps1https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5oA--hIVvM&feature=youtu.be [Open]
>>509573709Jessica's titties look good
>Game about fucking alien waifus>Despite taking place in a vast galaxy everyone has intense same faceexplain /v/
>>509570850>tfw borderline humanoidsFeels good
>>509574595>boob armor
>>509574595Does every character in this game have torpedo, banana, Raita tits?
>>509575309All except Squidgirl.
With some of the recent leaks do you think that it will finally be possible?
within the next hour hopefully i just copped some isos
I really want to play Blinx again
>>509575369I mean it had the weakest library of it's contemporaries but that is still much better than what we get today
>spend ~10k>get one trendy>grind out events>get bored and stop playing for 2 days>log in today>forgot about free daily 10-pulls>do my daily 10 pull>pic relatedI guess the game missed meDOA Thread, anyone?
>>509493693>>509494876>>509495029What a fucking cow.
>>509572898Is this proper dress code for reading?
>gachashit>missing like 90% of the content from doax2>including half the characters>like 9 new characters but no tina>most of the swimsuits don't even look like swimsuits>let alone the sexy ones the series was known for>NO TINAwhy is this literal kusoge allowed to be financially successful?
>>509574235You said it in your first line. The gacha crowd simply desires different things and has lower standards. There's a reason most of these just end up as a mobile game. Says a lot when they want these to have as much auto play as possible.Also, it's nice to have outfits than aren't just another swimsuit. Some of them look really nice, though sometimes they miss the mark.This also happens with the characters.
What DRPGs are you currently playing?
>>509573236Uh... why
>>509574412Art
>>509574574So you're retarded, got it.
>>509574017>3 of them are real time which is less than 0.01% of what DRPGs generally are,You're looking at this far too much from a Japanese dungeon crawler lens when its a genre that started in the west. >Xeen is recommended as a starting point over 3, which is wrong, and they are bad introductions to what a DRPG is anyways since they are lawn mower simulators.Yeah, thats the point, its an ezpz introduction>Recommending starting with Wizardry 6 over 1 for god knows what reason.Wiz 1-5 is too barebones (visually) for most zoomers to give two shits about. 6 while being a fairly unforgiving game is easier to get people to actually pick up due to its presentation.> Not even sure why Frayed Knights is on there at all.Its basically Wiz8 without being as hard as Wiz8 can get. Whats there to get?I'm not the one who made the chart, but I'm not finding much at fault with it, they're all good games, and I really don't think Arkania is THAT hard even. Curious what would you recommend to others who know nothing about the genre and want to try some of the highlight titles.
>>509574834>You're looking at this far too much from a Japanese dungeon crawler lensNo, I'm not. Wizardry, Might and Magic, Gold Box, and Bard's Tale are all turn-based. Those are the big ones.>Yeah, thats the point, its an ezpz introductionThey have lots of backtracking, bad pacing and tedium, and a couple really weird puzzles. Only the combat is easy.>Wiz 1-5 is too barebones (visually)The remakes have better graphics and UI than Wizardry 6-8. You didn't even play them.>Its basically Wiz8 without being as hard as Wiz8 can get. Whats there to get?It's shit. It shouldn't be on there at all.PS1 Llylgamyn Saga remakes and the Bard's Tale 1 remake are the best entry points. The Bard's Tale remake even has tooltips.
He's got a point you know
Is TF2 unironically worth reinstalling in the current year of 2020?
>>509573392if you think that quake era esports are what is being talked about when people talk about "balancing for esports" you're either being willfully ignorant or genuinely dumb as hell
>>509573405>Have you ever seen a casual player rocket jumpAre you serious? You can’t be serious
>>509574472>TF2 does a shitty job implementing a competitive system>hurr hurr look nobody likes competitive>items aren't balanced for competitive so players only use a small set of them>hurr hurr durr why do they need weapons they always us the same stuff hurrCasual trash is why Overwatch is blowing TF2 out of the water
>>509574876nah, get Overwatch
Why do these fucking abominations exist?
>>509572759It's so retarded that we got a half-baked concept for fossilmons instead of references to the isle of wight, iguanodon, and megalosaurus
>>509573747Could've been pretty cool, but the designs themselves would probably be pretty chunky considering how early "horned" Iguanodon mistakes tended to look, especially the ones that were depicted in statuary at the Crystal Palace.
>>509573621god I wish that were me
nu pokemon is an abomination, except the girls
>>509573621Imagine impregnating her lower half. How many eggs could it lay?
Predictions for the remake?
ITT: Bosses that were a challenge for you as a kid.Whether or not they’d still be hard for you doesn’t matter.
>>509572937>>509573105I dunno man, I was like 10 and could finish him pretty easy. As X, at least.
>>509561367This shit was rigged. I skipped through a speedrun of it a while back just to see how this part was done. IIRC the fag game cheats so there's no point in mashing really hard. It's more about endurance. I also remember a later part where you just need to keep some cursor in the center of a bar as it shakes left and right. Some cutscene plays the entire time so I had my mom hold a pillow over the top of TV so I could only see the cursor moving across the bar. I was finally able to beat that part that way.
>>509568237>>509570541Imagine playing that game for about 2 hours losing just at the end.As an adult I learned you can kill him in about 20 seconds before he starts his 3rd attack.
Not really a boss but in Tony Hawk Underground there's a part where you have to do a mctwist off a roof of a hotel, over a helicopter. For some reason I kept messing it up and was just stuck there for a long ass time. Eventually got it but in later playthroughs would still give me a little trouble.
WHY THE FUCK AM I SO BAD AT THISPLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD TELL ME HOW TO GET GUD
so it turns out these games might be moddablealthough so far we've only been able to make minor changes otherwise the game crashesi for one would like to see the amount of time it takes to push the button reduced
Tee KO exclusive stream, twitch.tv/coderedactedviewers allowed, hop in, keep the games full and fun!
>>509573097teeko is the only game I look out for nowim not too clever with jokes in the other games so I just try to make fun drawings for other people to use
>>509574798>twitch
>>509476553where is niggerman eve dropping codes?
I would
Do you think Animal Crossing would be as successful as it is today if the villagers were humans instead?
>>509571859Ankha isn't real, anon. All we have are different artists renditions of her. Of course we'll choose the most attractive ones to us to show off and talk about.
>>509571859Also, if you think we wouldn't fuck Nintendo's original design of Ankha you are gravely mistaken.
>>509571859Jokes on you, friend. On model is my jam while I absolutely loathe off model garbage.
>>509573827Ok, reddit
Would playing these games improve the porn?
