Why did l33tsp33k die out in video game circles?
>>520032901It's like "this rules" or saying "winning"
>>520032354what do you mean? that's an a, not an r
>>520033248haha that's so poggers bro
became a joke in itself and was a dumb idea to begin with
>>520032901It's a Twitch Pepe emote variant of PogChamp, which is a global Twitch emote of Gootecks' face from this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9TNY75jhcs outtake video, doubled with their advertisement promo of a MadCatz fightstick where they played pogs: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FkBDZ8Davvg.Nowadays the term "pog" or "poggers" refers to the emote or the expression thereof. As mediums for language evolve, so too does language itself through memetic effects acting upon the collective unconsciousness. 4chan isn't a stranger to this effect either.
The most pretentious game of all time
>>520030745Alright well this didn't answer anything
>>520030745Are you in the wrong thread or something?
>>520030745I’m not your dildo stop trying to insert me
>>520030223Rude
>>520029696haha I feel bad for you buddy
Let's have a comfy game design thread. Experimental ideas especially welcome.I was thinking of a RTS where you can turn back time and swap your units for other units equal to their resource amount.This way it creates a Super Mario Bros/Dark Souls checkpoint system where you don't have to restart the map from 0 and play up to 20 minutes just to lose again.I was thinking of a Bejeweled+Turret defense game where you make 3pairs to create towers and kill the enemies between the blocks/gems. I have no idea how I'd balance that. A Pacman styled PvP game where you're a prairie dog/rabbit/mole on a farm digging tunnels to eat the farmer's crops. The farmer needs observer type units like dogs to be able to detect your tunnels underneath him.It starts being funny when you make a square tunnel around him and the ground breaks underneath him, stunning him and dealing damage to him. No I don't know how to make the chaser's gameplay less frustrating compared to the mole's shit eating "can't catch me" gameplay.
you can have sex with the entire female casatalso they are all anime girls
>>520032241They all have comfy bro neighbour personalities.You can have sex multiple times and change your cock's size to see them react in different ways.
You play as a recently re-awakened nosferatu in a city, with the goal of eventually taking it over and making a vampire haven. You can either simply feed on people or choose to convert them. The problem is, as a nosferatu, your spawn will end up looking as ghoulish as you once the infection fully takes hold in a few days. Expand too fast and they’ll be discovered and the jig is up. Work slow, pick selective targets, build up your network to make things easier. Example: The police chief may be tough to get to, but as your thrall he’ll be able to keep the heat off your back.
Man it's too bad GW2 was a bullshit WoW clone.I really wanted to see an improvement on the real-time MTG combat with quality class spell combos like Dragon Age.I especially was looking forward for those dynamic events, I thought we'd have grasslands/desertlands pre-searing/searing transformation. Instead we got some crappy cycled mini event boss of the hour just like WoW and just like Firefall.Also from the trailers I was a little under the impression we'd get a mixture of hack n slash with Magic the Gathering combat gameplay in 1.
>>520033643This is basically a zombie Hitman. It could work greatly with multiple IPs and franchise graphical skins; Jekyll and Hyde, Aliens/Species, Assassin's Creed, Soul Reaver, Thief.
What is your greatest video game accomplishment?
i dont plat games or anything like that so maybe beating sekiro or beating orphan of kos on ng+2
>>520025509Soloing Cortana on legendary
did anyone do the Zanik questline? I've been nostalgic about runescape quests lately but no one I know has actually bothered with them, which is a shame since IMO they're the best part of the gamehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2THOUGGmmUc
>>520032715>runescape 3fucking disgusting
>>520032929my badhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgGOC7g1Hcs
>Best writing the Halo franchise has to offer at the moment isn't even official
>>520032037It sounds like you're upset by the introduction of new characters imo, I didn't see the problem with it especially the spider who was kind of a bro and the introduction of cortana was pretty good as it flared up tensions between chief and arbiter which was funny to watch. To be frank I don't think arby and the chief would have survived coasting off just them and their banter for season upon season, exploring new avenues of story and introducing characters was inevitable and it was done really well for the most part.
>>520032432>the chief would have survived coasting off just them and their banter for season upon seasonand thats completely fucking fine.why does every show have to have multiple seasons?it was a good little gag that never needed any more than 8 or 12 episodes. and anyways no. are you slow or something ? I clearly stated what my problem was with the show. it focused less on the wackyness and sillyness and tried to focus more on a consistent drama plot which was never fucking gripping because at the end of the day its literally just "turn off the xbox if you dont want to interact with internet tough guy #24432 ". shits stupid but not the funny kind of stupid like "cock of doody gay fuck stupid"
>>520030298what? how the fuck did this show about microsoft sam master chief become serious? that sounds incredibly gay.halo scrolls was better anyway.
I just want to see more Hypernews. Seeing Chief take a huge biased dump on classic games is hilarious
>>520032674>why does every show have to have multiple seasons?It doesn't, nice try at a strawman though.>it was a good little gag that never needed any more than 8 or 12 episodes. and anyways no. are you slow or something ?That's just like your opinion man, it went far past that and still remained a phenomenal series. You can seethe about it all you like and be left behind in your l33tspeaking, childish irrelevancy.>it focused less on the wackyness and sillyness and tried to focus more on a consistent drama plot which was never fucking grippingIt paired the sillyness with the seriousness of a well built storyline very well, if I wanted pure haha le random wackyness I would go watch a kids show.tl;dr you're a fag
How did AC chads do it?
>>520030076yeah okaywhere are they?
>>520029470By being AAA "mobile" game.
Welcome to the rice fields, motherfucker. You will all know the value of Japanese rice farming.
What the hell, that's more than pokemans.
>>520029470>Nintendo games will be even more casualized due to thisfuck this shit world
Why do you want to play an anime shooter game so badly?Are normal shooting games not good enough?
I was fine with normal shooting games until they started putting women in them, now I need them to replace them with anime girls to cleanse my eyes of the 3DPD poison
>>520031018based
>>520029549I just realized the superiority of anime artstyle and can't accept anything less
I like anime girls. I like guns. I like anime girls with guns. You do the math.
What was her problem?
>>520031676world's best mother
>>520031676world's worst momma uu uuu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0ZV2zR3ADM
>>520031676Who
>>520031676Battler didn't take responsibility
*slurrrrp*Sonic games have always been flawed but fun experiences.*sluuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrp*
how about you slurp on my dick, faggot
158.69.27.199:25593good old Vanilla minecraft 1.16.1 Anti-Cheat, No rulesjoin if you want
>>520028075Vanilla is gay and so are you. Go shill your stupid server somewhere else.
imma fuck u up
/v/ doesn't play gamesgo to /vg/ or something
What the fuck? If you don't grief MC servers you're a normie-faggot.
sorry dude. /v/ doesn't actually play vidya
what does /v/ think about kitsunes in their videogames?
>>520031342Who knows?
>>520031342Probably due to the connection with Inari that kitsune have
>>520031749Foxes have a connection with sushi?
>>520031342gas yourself homo
>>520033121>being so beta you can't handle masculinityOuch. stay mad
>Drop over 100 dollars on loot crates>Get nothing but gun charms and stickersI just want a fucking skin
Pull yourself out of it before you get sucked into it, man. It’s literally chasing the dragon. Even if you get your skin at this point, how much money was it really worth? It will get worse if you don’t go full cold turkey on loot boxes. I learned this lesson with Hearthstone shit years ago.
the math is so against your favor for rolling lootboxes to get 1 specific thing it's not even funnylets take apex legends for example. every regular box you open has a 7% chance to get a legendary. each character in the game has 4 legendary skins, 5 legendary banners (lol) and 1 or 2 finishers depending on how old they are, so we'll just call it 10 per character and there are 14 characters so 140 legendaries for characters. there are also 23 guns, each with about 5 legendaries each so that's 115, for a total of about 255 legendaries in the game. with a 7/100 ratio to get a single legendary at a standard rng deviation having you roll the one you actually want somewhere in the middle so about 125 legendaries to get yours, means you would need to open approximately 1785 boxes to get any given specific legendary, on average.
>>520028481Good job OP, way to keep the cancer that is loot boxes alive. I hope you waste your entire life savings you irredeemable faggot
>>520032571GOOD LORD.
>>520028481>drop 20 dollarydoos on nintendo's online>get to dress my squid loli in whatever I pleaseinb4 amiibo,easily spoofed with nintendo not giving a single fuck
the video game market has developed into nothing more than a competition to see who can design the best and simplest skinner boxes. we all know this though. the standards for performance, gameplay, replayability, appearance, etc, have been dropped far below what the majority of you here are used to because the market is now ALSO targetting less intelligent people (this includes all women innately), people that WERENT raised in a first world country with a nice education and time on their hands to master the game.next time you complain about a game, remember, its actually far worse than you can imagine. the game isnt even made for you anymore youre too smart for it. its made for the REAL idiot consumers. the shit hole dwellers who came to first world countries enmasse and the women that have been stupified by a gynocentric hedonistic culture focused on selling them anything. a fool and his money ARE soon parted, i suggest you all stop buying video games and actually make your own instead of complaining on here. it wont ever get better.
Agreed. This is why you should just troll and grief to get your keks and not worry about kda or other ranking bullshit metrics these faggot onions devs push on you.Fuck devs that ban for "toxicity."Just because they have a line in paragraph 425 section 2 of the CALL OF DUTY MODERN WARFARE(TM) penal code that says>OH LOL IF U SAY THE WORD NIGGER WE'RE GONNA SEND A GROUP OF 20 MEXICANS TO YOUR HOUSE TO RAPE YOU FOR 10 HOURS AND PEEL OFF YOUR SKIN WITH A BOXCUTTER BEFORE POSTING IN ON LIVELEAK LOL SORRYDoesn't make it right you fucking illiterate chimp piece of shit. Shut the fuck up you fucking animal. Not mentioning the obvious fact that no one in their right mind is going to spend their time reading through the entire fucking corporate schlick schlock terms of service, but even if you did read and understand what the fuck every single line in the ToS lets you and forbids you from doing most companies have lines in their TOS that basically say>OH LOL BTW WE CAN CHANGE ANY OF THIS SHIT AT ANY TIME WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE ABOUT ITI'm tired of this autistic fucking non argument and what's worse i can't even tell if you're a corporate fucking shill or just some braindead reddit retard who is actually ok with these retarded fucking consumer practices. No me saying "Nigger" or "Faggot" shouldn't be grounds from a permanent exclusion of my account because this isn't fucking North Korea and i'm not insulting the great glorious leader Kim and if the faggot that i'm insulting has a problem with it he can always justA) Take off his headphones and close his eyesB) Mute meC) Turn the game offD) Not be a bitch and banter backSo, please, for the love of GOD shut the fuck up about your stupid fucking TOS excuse.
>>520032491the market is tuned to prey on this attitude as well. the skinner box is working if youre still playing their games and giving them your money. the fact that you put up with a terms of service you disagree with and still play the game shows how effective these game companies have become at hooking you in.
>>520032872also not just putting the game down shows these developers they can push the envelope even further and make even worse games, with more predation and rigging and "monetizion" all with absolute dogshit pre 2000s standards.
>>520032980dont believe me? step into the mobile app store for a day and see where the future is going, because believe me every game company worth its salt is studying monetization strategies that have ALREADY BEEN MASTERED IN MOBILE GAMES. you all are headed for mobile gaming on console and PC. have fun...
>>520032872I literally make money griefing faggots in video games. I may have to pay an entry fee to play this onions-shit but I make the cost of the game back hundreds of times over while making entire communities seethe.
Are you ready, anons?I just want to see Black Ops Vietnam. Please, god, don't let it be the whole Cold War. RS2 and Bad Company DLCs aren't enough.
>>520028731So are we just gonna be like the Nintendo fans and ignore "Do not expect major announcements"?
There are literally 2 Vietnam campaign maps according to that leaked alpha on Xbox lmao
>>520029876Yes.
>>520030839Source?
>>520029876YES HE'S FUCKING IN!!!
>Where the human men at?
>>520032598I want to impregnate an elite girl so badly /v/ros.
Is it weird to find video game characters, or any fictional characters, sexually attractive?
>>520021896No
>>520021896
Yeah, since a man drew this. You're getting off on another man's imagination.
>>520030132but what if it was a woman's imagination?
Forcing a player to grind to progress is NOT good game design. It's actually a terrible crutch by piss-poor game designers desperately trying to pad the overall game length instead of using player's time on something interesting and worthwhile.
You really should be playing BLACKSOULS right now.
>>520028030is this an actual game or like a VN/renpy shit?
>>520030018It's an actual game.https://www.dlsite.com/ecchi-eng/work/=/product_id/RE251629.html
>>520031247Oh, so by "actual game" you mean RPG maker porn
>>520028030>rpgm aerogeno ty
>>520028030>nigger dickNo thanks
Why yes, I am the greatest FPS ever made. How could you tell?
>>520024712Different Strokes. Sunlust is some of the most fun I've had with doom.
>>520017271my gunfu
>>519964768I thought DOOM 3 was pretty fun :(
>>519989523This
>>519994123>having multiple colors is bad
Choose what cheevo I should go for next.
