you get $20k/to fuck a pokemon of your choice for each day you spend in the giant inflatable lugiahow many days would you last?
>>53914741This is spam
>>53914741Why would I ever leave?
I would just do that for one day a week instead of working because it's more money and I'm doing nothing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eK0JVH4Cfk
>>53914741Depends on if it's clean inside...
Be honest; would your Pokewaifu like you in real life?Considering I've taken a set off Paul Ruiz once, I think Nemona would be attracted to me by that alone.
>>53915280Well she's a dyke so she's not very valuable to real humans, only fictional ones.
>>53913279Sex =/= love, this is why you're still an incel.
>>53905911Probably not. My main problem is that I'm just a recluse. I pretty much only leave to go shopping, go for a walk, and school or work. Maybe sometimes go see a movie, but that's kinda it, I'm not very social.
>>53916470Just out of curiosity... what's your net worth and level of educational attainment?
>>53915250>herWho is the lucky one, Anon?
>The fact that out of all of KANTOOOO, the ultra cool Nido family has received exactly 0 panderingI can’t tell if this is a blessing or a curse for them, honestly.
>>53916103lazy cope
>>53915616>>53916605I have to wonder if it's because the line is really 6 mons in total is why they won't do a regional form. They can't really add another evolution on top without megas/gimmick forms, so the only alternative is a seperate evo like Gallade or something.
>>53915616Gamefreak doesn't want to offend Americans
>>53916732If they think that's bad, wait until they see angler fish. Or any other creature with significant sexual dimorphism, but I like making people suffer so I mention angler fish.
>>53915616Nidoqueen is arguably the cutest final Evo, one of my favorite mons in nat/Kanto. King is too spiked up, but it fits the preteen boy demo just right.
You Must Choose
>>53914943>smug loli>gets mindbroken by my dickTHAT'S MY SHIT, LEEEEEFT
Women pretending to be youthful girls is a underrated fetish
>>53915183retard
>>53914943Lusamine looks better on lillie's body than Lillie did
>>53914943God damn, why is loli Lusamine so fucking perfect? She looks like she would be the real rival and might wreck you.
Nintendo/Pokemon Company should never appeal to Americans
>>53916163>seething this hard over someone pointing out an objective factlol
>>53916176...which is a region of america
>>53916182Don't you mean ignoring any additional argument being made?
>>53916230'additional argument being made' is such a funny way of dressing up a moved goalpost
>>53916106Lol hopefully it will stay this way
It's Gardevoir Friday bros
>>53912428Cute momma
>>53911209whatever happened to that anon that was hunting a shiny ralts for weeks in ruby/saphire, hope he did the reasonable thing and just used hacks.
I've always wanted a resource that condensed all the Pokemon available pre-E4 in each game that told you the earliest point you can catch each Pokemon. Trusting the regional dexes is usually bad because they often show Pokemon you can't actually get, like Metagross in Emerald. So I made it. I made it for my own purposes so it's nothing pretty, but I figured I would share. Feel free to make a copy of it: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1DJO_854H2NUjvSqQkpWp62U7LDINKoUqNrON6udbukA/edit?usp=sharingKeep in mind that this is the work of just me, and while I cross-checked everything with the resources available online, it is certainly possible that I made a mistake. If you catch anything anywhere, please let me know. The document shows all the fully evolved you can get in each 3rd version game up to SM. I did not do USUM because I never played it, and I didn't do Swsh or SV because I didn't want to, and you shouldn't be playing those games anyway. The doc shows the earliest place you can capture each Pokemon's pre-evolution, as well as which gym leader is the earliest you could possibly bring that Pokemon against. For level-up mons, this is usually whatever Gym Leader is next, even if its thats not really feasible. It is technically possible to stroll into Roxanne with a Swampert, even if it would require a considerable amount of grinding. It is fun to look at this data. Despite what the shitposters might say, Johto actually has more unique fully evolved options than both Emerald and Platnium and B/W, only finally being beat out by BW2 and then absolutely stomped by X/Y. Seriously, for all those faults Gen 6 had, its really impressive how many Pokemon they made available- with more choices than every other prior game before the SECOND gym leader. And by the time you get to the E4, there is more than Emerald and Platnium combined. Anway, feel free to use this whenever. If there is already a resource like this already... please don't tell me.
>>53916001>Johto actually has more unique fully evolved options than both Emerald and Platnium and B/Wit would be hard for it to not to considering it has a bigger dex than any of those
>>53916008What was stopping them from making the Emerald and Platnium dexes bigger?
thank you for your contributions anonthis is the best type of autism, I’m glad to see more of it :)
Is this the cringiest moment in the entire series?
>>53916019Brock is a gym leader
>>53916019And a mammy
>>53916085Brock isn't black retard. Just because someone has brown skin doesn't make them African or African American. You probably think Nessa is black too.
>Pokemon does it.cringe>Mega Man does it.based
>>53914626Kek
what's the point of bringing forgotten pokemon if they're useless on the current day?even fucking jumpluff ended being more useful than pyroar
>>53915472I've caught people off guard with specs Tera psychic pyroar. It can definitely carry its weight when played correctly.
There are people who like Pokemon that are not popular or particularly strong?How horrifying.
>>53915472Not true
>nowhere is it stated that it’s flower is poisonous, it’s skin is not venomous nor is it’s mouth>no one in the bulba line spits or secretes venom, the flower isnt poisonous>is poison typeWhy
>No part of its body is visibly on fire>Not a single dex entry over 25 years has said it can breath fire>Somehow a fire-typeExplain.
>>53916534golurk is made of clay you fucking moron not rock
>>53916676For the third time, the plant is not poisonous. It emits nice smells and dew, I won’t remind you all for the fourth time. Again, for the slow, Venusaurs flower is harmless
>>53916704explain this then
>53916534>>flagon is based on a dragonflyIt's not though. It's an Antlion.
Why did they gimp him with the >SFMA treatment
>>53916642this is an english speaking board
>>53916642Anything that isn't GENWUN or a Shillmon is bound to be kneecapped in some way. You really can't complain since Croak has it better than most Hoennmons (who were stuck with SFMA syndrome AND low BSTs) and most Johtomons (who are actively hated to the point of being forced to be filler for Kantomons in their own fucking generation, forced to waste 7% of their dex space babysitting Kanto's unwanted abortions, and missing out the special snowflake bullshit KANTOOOOOO gets despite being attached to the fucking place.
>>53916642Because Toxicroak had a water immunity, a toxic immunity, a healing ability, a great movepool, multiple boosting moves, and multiple priority moves. He just suffered from modern pokemon's severe powercreep.
post teams! trainer cards are also applicableI made a team for every new batch today. Just for fun. There's 10 total (every generation + hisui) so I'll hold off on sharing them all, but I enjoyed the experience. It made me curious as to what other anons would have, so I am making this thread.trainer card maker: https://tcm.pokecharms.com/team planner: https://richi3f.github.io/pokemon-team-planner/plan/#home
>>53915713I remember these being bigger but it's been years since I did them. I remember there being a JP website that was vastly superior to PokeCharms though. Pokecharms stuff is kinda low quality compared to them, still gets the job done but I do miss that site, can't remember its name though. Anyway.Your team is pretty based. 4/6, I only don't like Lopunny and Skuntank. >>53915811Yea I tried their modern version and couldn't find any theme I wanted and honestly didn't want to be assed to navigate all the trainer models. I do like how you commit to the teams for each generation though, very thematic.
>>53915913is this it? https://tc.hnys.jp/
I really wish my main language was Japanese right now...
Current team, Autismlocke, I think it's called, starting in Yellow. Dropped Graveler for Lax, for Sabrina, since Porygon x Nqueen will stomp Koga, and getting Wrath to snuff for Gio+Lorelei.
>>53916694Forgot to add pic rel
Why do Reshiram have a bad reputation?
>>53914660>Kyurem is 1/3 female Okay then, how does *that* work out?
>>53915273That's not what he said, troon
>>53914678I really like this image. I want that tongue on me.
>>53914697lubby chudder
>>53908107Reshiram and Zekrom are the dots inside the yin-yang symbols, that's why Resh is the female, Zek is male. I don't know why no one has pointed that out
Here's what the objective one looks like.https://tiermaker.com/create/pokmon-mainline-games-2022-and-gamecube-886669
>>53916455Only when talking about Gen 3+. The first two generations can be excused due to hardware limitations
>>53916455One might argue that improvements should be taken for granted if you choose to release the same game again, and on their own aren't enough to make a game better.FRLG is a very obvious example; it was released only seven years after the original RG, yet contains almost no creative divergence from RG and is filled with bafflingly regressive design choices (like Golbat being unable to evolve, or Houndoom being unobtainable to incentivize sales of the then-unreleased Pokemon Emerald). Like the game was clearly just a cashgrab rushed out to revive Pokemania even though the original title wasn't even cold. Its active resistance to objective improvements offered by prior titles - for the sake of being more similar to RG - makes it a worse game than RG in my eyes. At least RG was an original game with original creative input
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>>53915253>>53915279I like how you are the only one who added Colosseum and DX to the GOD list. They need to be acknowledge more as good tributes towards the mainline games for that generation.So overall Black/White & BW 2 are and was good. Then why do so many on /vp keep trying to say Black/white & BW2 are shit?
>>53916203> Platinum makes DP obsolete as a gameAnd yet RS is only 2 tiers away from Emerald and BW is only 1 tier away from BW2. It’s almost as if OP is an inconsistent retard and isn’t objective at all.
Based yng edition>Discuss husbando>Worship husbando>Bully husbando>Post art, headcanons, greentext, etc.Previous bread >>53812295
>>53915019(Partially)Reposting from last threadI would be very surprised if he wasn't, don't think he had the time to bother with thatToo busy trying to take care of himself and later his Mabosstiff, also probably had trouble opening up to others in general before he had to
>>53915019Do pokemon count
>>53915012Threadly Lance/yng appreciation post
