>he has a sub 1500 elo
>>50504743Oh wow you played Catherine? Are we getting a video on it soon?
>>50504743hi Tama Hero
>>50504743>say you aren't Tama Hero>live in NevadaStop lying Tama, it's getting ridiculous and funny
>>50504549>he watch fotm anime
>>50504644kek
What did she mean by this?
HARAM SERENA, ALLAH SMITE YOU
>>50501626Serena likes them brown
>>50501626It means a new chapter just released in Japan!
>>50504891This shit is STILL going? I thought it ended by now and got replaced by the SM and SwSh arcs.
List of pokemon girls who are female lolicons
Does Softboiled work on Humans?
>>50504569Can you eat eggs?
>>50504573but will that heal me?
>>50504608When you are fighting and you eat, yes food can help if the damage is not something lethal or too harsh as broken bones and massive hemorrhages
>>50504664I mean will it magically heal me like heal pulse
>>50504876no because they are from a fucking cartoon you fucking autist
you wouldn't stick it in the family dog so why would you stick it in your pokemon
>>50504758Obviously there's no reaction. Pigs aren't the only animal it happens with as there is a test for male fertility called the HZFO using hamster ovum. Yes, it's zona-free, but the potential is still there.
>>50504793I am not the ice fox nor anybody that opposes the fact, take it to somebody else bruh
>>50503962Don't care, fapped anyway, go cry about it.
>>50504779Who says I’m not into human women? Wanting to fuck Pokemon and wanting to fuck real human women aren’t mutually exclusive.
>>50504793Do you think he fucks girls, keyword, consentually?
I know these are lazy ports, but is it worth playing if you don’t have access to the DS originals? Did anyone here play them, or did /vp/ largely boycott?
>>50504176
>>50503693Nah, just emulate platinum or play any gen 4 hackrom.
>>50504176I played through DP on release and I never touched those retarded gimmicks.
>>50503693i got soft locked by a glitch that wouldnt let me into the galactic base even though i had the key card. no just emulate, or even better buy a used 2ds and hack it. you can get one for the price of this game.>verification not required
is it true this game has always-on exp share? is it at least balanced around that? I'm interested but I don't want to bother playing if it's even easier than the original
How edgy does a Pokemon game have to become before you consider it too much? Or put another way, what's the edgiest thing you would accept?
>"a death is too much"In rby they literally tell you in lavender town that a marowak was killed by team rocket.
Silver starts as an ass, and the game treats him as someone who needs to change. The game is effective in making you want to win against him specifically. You're the first person to notice him looking through the lab window, you get pushed by him, and you continue to encounter him at multiple points in the story, giving you a sense of equal progression. You see his character evolve both through his dialogue and his team, from stealing Pokémon (starter, Sneasel) to befriending them (Crobat). Later games recontextualize his personality. It answers why he hates weakness, why he has it out for Team Rocket. All in all, he feels like a character who goes through an arc.Gladion is edgy, but it's more like a style rather than him being an actual jerk. His torn clothes are because of him taking care of Type: Null. He's overly serious for a kid his age, and a lot of his traits have chuuni elements to them, like his posing and hand gestures. The "Hmph" is more of an act than genuine, and it feels like he exists more as a foil to Hau. He just doesn't hit as hard for a rival as previous serious rivals. If anything, I think he'd make a better rival to Hau than to your character since he reacts to Hau more than you. I also don't get the sense that Gladion grows much during the game. He has more friends by the end and his family is mostly restored, but he still seems like the same guy overall.
>>50501495no more than stand by me, no less than the gonnies. basically the first show bw and bw2 was too much. sm was about right, just done poorly. they really ought to hire some writers, hot take i know
>>50501495imagine the sex
I hate shitnova and its edgy story
Why is this setting so fun to immerse yourself in? Do you guys have OC characters/self inserts or whatever you like to dream up? Post em here
Start journey in Lavender. Agatha is grandma. Hate Pokémon because moms Arcanine is a cunt and Granny is scary as fuck. Agatha is salty about Oaks grandson being a successful champion so myself and a couple of other “leftovers” (kid from the saffron dojo determined to become a fighting gym leader and a qt3:16 Eevee trainer) with Ghastly as starter. Slowly assemble team and learn important lessons along the way.>Gengar (starter gift from Agatha)Trolls the fuck out of me and teaches me to lighten the fuck up>AlakazamLiterally only caught to be the opposite of Ghastly. Eventually learn lessons about calmness and not running away>GyaradosCaught as a Magikarp. Teaches lessons about patience because shitty things can turn into greatness. Kinda acts like Ash’s Charizard and is hard to control. Eventually teaches a lesson about anger>ArcanineEgg gift from mom. Hate it because Arcanine was a twat. Teaches a lesson about loyalty and frenship >RaichuBecause Ash was too big of a bitch to ever use the Thunderstone>AerodactyleNeeded a flyer and wanted a rock type. Comes with cool science and history lessons from Blaine.
>>50495305>Why is this setting so fun to immerse yourself in?Because it always sounded to me the idea of exploring the world with a team of magical creatures that you trained and befriended along the way.And this is the main reason why my self-insert goes to Kanto because as a kid he always wanted to do a Pokémon journey. He tried to do that for a month during a summer but he left after getting one badge because of school stuff. During the trip he remembered that he wanted to specialize on water type Pokémon and he starts to do that too. At this point he has a team of 12-15 Pokémons from Gen1-2, 50% of those are water type, the other 50% are Pokémons that I like. Some months later he goes to Hoenn, here he gets involved in an adventure where he isn't the protagonist since it isn't the focus of his journey, during this events he goes to Sinnoh too. However he only get 8 badges and he doesn't try to challenge the Elite 4 since they're too strong for his team. During the journey he realize that he will never do everything that he wished to do as a kid in a reasonable amount of time. Because of this reason he returns to home to do a normal life (cultivating the trainer related stuff as a hobby) when he feels satisfied that he has completed the main things that he wanted to do, without any regret of having lost an opportunity to make his dream come true.
>>50496624>pokemon world is le utopiajust say you're boring
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>>50503486Nah I too would not like to suffer under a lot of bullshit that I have no power to affect and instead live a wanderers life with cute animals.
Why are you still playing the main series, /vp/?
>StoryMainline <<< PMD>GameplayMainline >>> PMD
>>50503491because I'm autistic and the simplicity and nostalgia of pokemon is the only thing I can still rely on as an adult child to keep me comfort
>>50503511Of the Pokemon ones, Explorers of Sky.
>>50503491Because the last good Mystery Dungeon game was released in 2009.
>>50503491Last main series I played was Y. Disappointed me so much after BW2 I stopped caring about mainline and stick to romhacks / old gens.
The Spanish and Portuguese languages share a lot of similar words (in both writing and pronounciation) that, surprisingly, have totally different meanings, e.g. rojo/roxo.In Spanish "rojo" means "red".In Portuguese "roxo" means "purple".That was it.
>>50504198the origin of the games' names probably?
that's super interesting
>>50503832I get what your trying to say OP but I highly doubt you can make each version centered around a different country. Mostly because portugal is too small compared to spain.
>>50503832Makes sense. GF couldn't go with Red because that was already taken, so they went with Scarlet instead.
So basically, to break down OP retarded ppst:Pokemon Scarlet = Glorious Pokemon Espana Pokemon Violet = Poop Butt Pokemon Brazil, just to piss off the Portufucks
REAL LEAKER herePokémon Presents happening on 5/26. Bit earlyish but they wanted to put in mobileshit like last time and wanted to premiere the next Season in GO.>Announcing the Season of Ultra.Direct continuation from the Season of Alola but still largely self-contained events again, no big overarching storyline like with Season of Mischief or Season of Heritage. First event introduces Cosmog -> Cosmoem -> Solgaleo/Lunala. You only get one Cosmog. Apparently they’ll put Solgaleo and Lunala in raids later on? I got no fuckin’ clue I don’t work at Niantic.>quick mention of new stages coming to Café ReMix.Literally who gives a shit but apparently they really like the idea of promoting this in the Presents.>Detective Pikachu 2 coming later this year.Emphasizing once again that it’s a continuation of the GAME, not the movie. (Didn’t they quietly cancel the movie sequel? LOL) “You play as Tim Goodman searching for clues about his father and the identity of the mysterious talking Pikachu yadda yadda yadda” you get the point.>Scarlet/Violet newsThe main event. Starts out with a pre-rendered CGI trailer sort of like SwSh’s reveal but with a voiceover and title cards for the starters. Then cuts to gameplay. “Explore the Trianta Region!”. That name’s retarded as fuck. Shows off some Pokémon with some title cards, couldn’t be assed to remember what they were. Now’s the part where you say it’s fake cuz I’m too lazy to check again. Standard affair, no reference to a gimmick in this trailer. They reference periodic updates as usual for a new game release.That’s about it. Have fun, chumps.
>>50504610>quick mention of new stages coming to Café ReMix.>Literally who gives a shit but apparently they really like the idea of promoting this in the PresentsDon't say that, you'll hurt Joe's feelings :(
But the region name begins with a V.
>>50504700Screenshotted so I can call out your retarded ass when the region name gets revealed. Pokemon alphabet is different sweetie.
>>50504610I like Cafe Remix
>>50504610If you aren't reading every single update on serebii about cafe remix, then get the fuck out.
Would you rather have 50 Poke Balls and 2 Great Balls, or 10 Ultra Balls if you had to catch a Mewtwo? And your life depended on it.
>>50502041I was never able to catch a mewtwo with 50 pokeballs because it kills itself before I even throw them all. Anyway, 10 ultras are also not enough.
>>5050204150+2.>Go to dynamax adventures>Get 52 chances to catch mewtwo>Automatic catch>OP:"N-NOOOO THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!"You never said it had to be the in the same attempt. >:OP:O-Okay...I am clearing up that it has to be on the same attempt...Okay. Then give me 10 ultra balls.>Play pokemon go>Do a mewtwo research/get a rank 20 raid boss reward on mewtwo week>Throw 10 excellent curve throws with silver pinap berries>Have a 40% chance with each one
>>50502129It is, but only for certain health percents (like 33-45% I think).>>50502139>Why would the great ball be better than the ultra ball in gen 1Because they over engineered the catch formula and it uses logarithms.
>>50503334>dude just reason with itIt took watching Ash die, Pikachu desperately try to revive his corpse, and witnessing a miracle for it to have a change of heart
>>50502041You could easily capture him in a pokeball. Because I am autistic, I used Pokeballs on to catch all my pokeballs. I know this because I caught Deoxys the other day and I only used like 10 balls**Note: I said balls! hahahahahah that's funny
You don't need more
>>50502337Brown haired Red is fake too
>>50498575>Seething Ivysaurfag gets BTFO by LeafchadsKWAB
>>50498571Best post in this thread. Post more’
DO NOT SUMMON THE LEAF SCHIZO.
If pokemon turned out to be real, like actually real. TPC turned out to have been a front for the Pokémon government, working to mentally condition us to be more accepting of the eventual merge of worlds, all the lore is real. So now Pokémon are real and exist in the modern western world. You can adopt them, fight them, and raise them. This begs a genuine question. Not shitposting, not asking for meme answer, being serious. If Pokémon existed, would you actually try to fuck one?
>>50504561? post meds
>>50504561Pokemon are animals and bestiality is a sin. All these pussy faggots that keep LARPING about wanting to fuck Pokemon would soon get cold feet. You're all talk, no action.
>>50504611some absolutely would, people in the real world fuck dogs and cats and goats and mares and whatever
>>50504618Sure, but are pokefuckers zoophiles? You always hear them mentioning fortune cookies in Glace on threads. This message goes out to Glaceon posters fuck you in particular.
Someone here on /vp/ said that the more recent prints of BDSP cartridges already come WITH the 1.2 and 1.3 version updates of the game, meaning that the huge Day 1 Patch is already included on them.Can someone confirm this? Thanks.
>>50503942I understand, but SOMEONE here must know.
>>50503331https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Pokémon_Brilliant_Diamond_and_Shining_Pearl#Version_history
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>>50503297>BLJBlack Lives Job?
Anyone who bought a more recent copy of BDSP can enlighten me?
I still believe
>>50502676thiswe want a ice/fire ekans
>>50489810i hope to god this isnt real. its the same template of the actual sun moon leak of the final starters so kudos to the artist for making it believable enough
>>50497754>/vp/ users fell from THATPFFFFFWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHALowest IQ on 4chan
>>50499427the little electric fella is good at least
>>50499427electric one is the only good one
