>spend three days creating three perfect versions of my favorite Pokémon for online ranked battles>they do shit tons of damage when testing them out in raid battles>try using them online>still get one shot by almost every opponent and lose five matches in a rowWhat the fuck did I do wrong? I’m so confused
>>44190225Sounds miserable. Why would I wanna play as the same 6 Pokémon that everyone else uses in a game with 500+ Pokémon? Fuck the meta
>>44189555Imagine if we actually had a Pokemon Battle Simulator so people didn't have to waste time creating "perfect" pokemon.
>>44190274You're clearly not competent enough to fuck the meta, but as I said suit yourself, but any other advice you're gonna receive is nothing but a bandaid on a leaking dam.
>>44189819Are Casual matches supposed to be a good indicator of how you’ll do in Ranked? I’ve been fucking around with my bromons lately (Golisopod, Obstagoon, Tyranitar, and Corviknight), and they’ve done surprisingly well in Casual. For instance, they’ve shut down some Beat Up / Justified teams, Trick Room ones, and even some with completely OP shit like Zacian. I just don’t want to take them to Ranked and get decimated right off the bat.
>>44190161yeah basically you've got two options - either put all your mon in the same ball (your favorite, whether it's standard ball, premiere ball, luxury ball, etc.) OR you can put all your mon in ball that match their colors/type - net ball or dive ball for fish, ultra ball for electabuzz, zapdos, ampharos, etc.
(Pic not necessarily related just one of many images google returns to Pokemon Gen 9)Everyone’s got ideas for Gen 9. Let’s share ‘em, comment and critique ‘em. Effort posts are welcome-- Pastebins, Google Docs, give me whatever you got. Nothing is too cringe, have at it. Let’s get it out of our systems. Screw feasibility and GameFreakiness, share your dreams.
>>44190230>>44190259>The species which reach lv100 still have lower stats>But at lv100 you gain a fifth move slot
>>44190298I know pokemon isn't about balance, but this would instantly make almost every non-lvl 100 pokemon irrelevant. Only stuff like Dracovish would remain.
>>44190311>Lv100 Magikarp used Tackle!
>>44190331Well, I didn't say it would make every lvl 100 pokemon relevant kek. Just those with a good moveset.
>>44189923It's not *completely* impossible, BW and SuMo both had lots of original ideas, it's just the trajectory from XY to SwSh doesn't instill much confidence.
Ass thread
>>44190310It's a monkey thing.
>>44190310Notice how OP's picture prominently includes the vagina outline as well, even the pro-ass people need more than just ass. They just like to see pussy from the other angle.
>>44190366Based
>>44190366your not wrong...
>>44190366>even the pro-ass people need more than just ass.wrong and gay
I love Peter Griffin Squirrel fuck you
>>44189533It's so cute and chubby I love it! Named mine Chubbles
>>44189968
>>44189968>>44190101Greedy greedent stole Peter's clothes, now he's nakey!
>>44190101no
>>44189704>gumshoos>goofyget your eyes checked
I want to make a racially ambiguous baby with Mallow.Also, Mallow thread.
>>44186273Less Mallowshipping more Mallow lewds preferably with Lana.
>>44187528Reverse bunny Mallow
Opinions on this angsty rabbit?
>>44188753Kek
>>44188552Absolutely fucking terrible. Worst of its line.
>>44188552>Rabbit that doesn't hop>Ears now look like a liability >pouch for it's hands when it's a fire type with fur>unibrow>legs look very simple and therefore weak
>>44188552>we want the edgy naruto audience who also have feet fetish to buy Pokemon please
>>44188552Don’t like it.Wtf does a rabbit have clothes like that? So dumb
snek
>>44190332vore
that's a big snake
>>44190332haha, imagine sliding down her throat haha.
>>44190358>her
Wtf, that slut is huge
What Pokemon is this? Is this an event Pokemon? When can I get it?
>>44190219r/wooosh
guys what pokemon is this in my wild area
>>44190271no u
>>44190275i dont get it
>>44190260>Pokemon Sun/Moon, November 2016.
Regional form edition. The good, the bad, and the ugly.
Slow. Frail. Mixed attacker.
>>44188123Special Lucario sucks anyhow. Physical Lucario is the way to go
>>44188123please understand small studio
>>44183954>using close combat instead of hjksasuga
>>44182901>Smash 4 had the best Aura Sphere via custom moves>wasn't adopted in the next gamefuck this
>>44183110>mienshao stinke pokemon
Comfort dragon
>>44189442>tfw no cute giant snake dragon to nuzzle when I get home from work
very comforting
Bump
I want to be woken up from my sleep by a Garchomp pushing one of his hemi penises into my mouth and vigorusly mouth fucking me, my Dragonite husband still in bed. Before switching to both, making only the first cum, and when my moans wake up, my husband and she beats him to death... and then gently lays me.Pic unrealated.
>He cares about what type of pokeball he catches his pokemon in
>>44189432I've always wanted to catch a whole team in the same ball type that is not a standard ultra/great/poke ball but sadly I am horribly unlucky in these games.
>>44189432>he cares
>HE
>HAS
ultra ball everything
>Born at the mid 90s>Got into the franchise during the pokemainia days(early grade school had allot of pokemon-related guidebooks) >Despite this I don't get excited about anything Gen 1-related nowadays I'm I not a true fan despite being with the franchise since the beginning?
>>44189352I remember reading in that book that Cubone evolves at lvl 128. Never tried to catch one because of that.
>>44189480Op here, exactly this. I hate seeing people assume that fans that are sick of Gen 1 pandering were still in their father's ballsack during Pokemainia.
>>44189497It was a strange thing, it wanted to be an anime promo, art book, and partial player's guide (move lists and evolution levels, but no move-learning levels?) at the same time. I'd be interested to see what exactly the preparers were given to work with.
>>44189352For some reason I thought the image was of that CYOA book where Ash was challenged by Jessie and James to a fight with new GS Pokemon and if you win and are happy about winning everyone in Palette Town treats you like a cheating asshole.That never made any sense to me. Rocket was blackmailing me into a fight with insane repercussions if I lost. How am I the bad guy?
>>44189586but only zoomers don't like charizard getting cocksucked at every turn.now i shall compare your criticism of kanto pandering to criticizing mario games always having bowser, as this analogy is most definitely not as shitty as a /v/ food analogy
Are fusions the next gimmick after Dyna/Gigantamaxes?
>>44188012what have you done Dr. Lava?
>>44187991Team Battles with Combined Attacks
only way fusions can work non-dissapointingly is that every pokemon gets a generic fusion based on their egg group and typing with certain pokemon gets unique and direct ones that make sense and unexpected in the same timebut GF will find a way to fuck up on that one.
>>44189291>gen 9 is about several trainers becoming unwillingly fused with pokemon and forced to devour humans to stay same with the goal of escaping the simulation that is the pokemon worldWould be unrepentantly kino
>>44190214this sounds like Monolith Soft writingi want it
>smash bros playerbase and fanbase up in arms about allegations and abuse>FGC had been coddling and shielding decades of a guy's heinous actions>big name Fire Emblem people now taking a shitPokemon is next, I can feel it.
>>44178432I hope this gets people to stop putting so much blind faith into people they know absolutely nothing about. Just because he plays video games and just because he's occasionally funny doesn't mean he's a good person in the slightest. Start looking up to people who you know. You friends, your family. Not random ass video game players on the internet.
>>44190061Anyone who is motivated by money outside of just covering basic needs shouldn't be trusted, much less admired.
>>44190165Yet, in 2020, it's considered normal to admire these people.
>>44178432>>big name Fire Emblem people now taking a shitFEH was a mistake
>>44190184I remember when most y*utube users didn't get any money from their uploads. The internet seemed like it could be a great tool at the time for uniting the weak against the strong and even humanity but it seems that all that has spread so far is an ideology of idolizing selfishness, to the benefit of those who want to keep the commonfolk fighting among themselves.
