I'm sad. Can you confort me?
>>53916442I do remember. I was fascinated by cybernetics, genetic engineering, and stem cells. Probaby Star Wars and Dragon Ball. I wanted to help the paralyzed feel again, the blind see, the maimed complete, the disfigured restored. But I’m just not smart enough to get there. If you couldn’t tell, I have low self esteem. But I HAVE surprised myself before though.I’ve already done that. Went out, made friends, and I always get rejected. I’m just not good enough. There is no one out there who sees me as their ideal guy. That is just a fact. They’d have to settle for me, and I’ve kept lowering my standards for a partner and just realized it was no longer worth it. I don’t even have high standards, literally the only thing is I have a midriff fetish, so the more overweight a girl is, the less desirable I find her. Plus, since I’m forever unattractive and not good enough because of physical traits I can’t help, then I have every right to find someone not good enough for their lifestyle choices. My mind is my own worst enemy, as I’m sure you know. Principle makes me stick by things that hurt me
>>53898482Aka: No u; the rebuttal. THE GLASS IS HALF EMPTY: No it's half full. You just want to be a sad sack and despair instead of rejoicing that there is nothing in meaning, thus freedom in all. Tragedy mask meet comedy mask; and understand that with sum 0, nothing matters, there are no consequences. With no consequences, you can do anything you want, why you would choose to sit on do nothing is beyond me.
schizo thread
>>53916567>not posting Peter Griffin image>gazing from the outside in.>Vulnerability? Weakness? Pish shah! I don't have any of those, I must drag others down lest a chord is struck with me.
>>53916546See, you have a good heart anon, and we need more people like you that want to help others. That's a very desirable trait, too. :) You can still help those that are suffering and are in need of people such as yourself that care. You can do volunteer work, and make a difference in the lives of those that have endured setbacks and hardships. And, maybe one day try your hand at taking some classes at a community college or online school, just to see how you do. You might surprise yourself! Making friends is good; friends matter too, right? Friendship doesn't have to lead to romance, and you never know too when a mutual friend might introduce you to someone that you hit it off with. With all the people living on Earth, you are someone's ideal guy, there's no way you're not, because we all have different tastes and expectations, and I'm confident you are no exception buddy. If there are things about your appearance you don't like, start working on correcting these things. Go to the gym (you can meet people there too!) and said gym might have a nutritional coach too that can help you with your meals so you're eating right. Try out new haircuts, skim creams (it's okay to take care of your skin as a guy, don't let anyone tell you otherwise), and get yourself a new wardrobe. As they say bro, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and you don't know you haven't caught a stranger's eye before. And hey, if you loved Star Wars as a kid, why not immerse yourself in an online community? Get to know other SW fans and chat about what you love about it and hope to see. Maybe there are even some local SW groups or clubs in your area that you can check out. Same with Dragon Ball. If you loved this stuff as a kid, getting back into it might make you feel like a kid again! And you can meet new people, and perhaps make new friends, too! :)
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>>53915868>and also shoot beamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-RKSWNLdpE
>>53915885Why would they say no to lots of money? Potentially? They only would have to figure out how to make it not too brutal for children.
>>53916427>Why would they say no to lots of money? Potentially?Iirc the higher ups were terrified hackers would hack in posesed lusamine as a usable pokemon and find a way to use it in battle or trade, and /g/ posters all know how much Pokemon is cringekino spaghetti code.
>>53915779Team Flare's admission fee isn't that cheap.
>>53916495So that's why we can't have unwatchable / non-Pokemon enemies? Because they're afraid people will hack them in? Why does that even matter? Who gives a shit?
What Pokémon do you think should be bigger than what the Dex says?
>>53911022That's crazy. If anything, that should be the size of the Creation Trio. And Lopunny are better small, like real bunnies.
Pic Related should be Planet-sized
Aggron deserve to be at least 6 meters tall (or 10 times bigger than the Milky Way Galaxy)
It would be funny if Rhyperior was like twice as big as the other Kaijumons.But dwarfing entire Multiverses would be perfect.
>>53914607i just want my aggron to be big enough to mount battleship scale cannons on
>what’s that? Three new forms of tauros with each different designs, stats, type and moves making them all unique from one another as well as not wasting a dexslot? That’s so cringe>OH MY SCIENCE! Is that a bootleg of Tauros with the exact same type but a worst design and stats while wasting a dexslot? That’s so pogger!
>>53915643Even though gen 5 is the best gen, I don't think anyone ever defended bouffalant. You are fighting an imaginary enemy, OP.
>>53915643>Defending literal recolorsWhy are SV Pajeets so retarded?
>>53915643>not wasting a dexslotAre you fucking retarded or trolling? Their models are different beyond changing colour values, so it DOES reduce how many pokemon they can put in, and it's shit tier "effort" for reusing the Tauros on top of that.Btw I'm not defending Bouffalant, I don't like that pokemon either.
>>53916233Glue-eaters defending recolors has been a thing since gen 7.
>>53915643don’t care they’re all equally delicious
You're still not obsessed with the cat, anon? Let's fix that.
>>53913484too bad "human" is one of my blacklisted terms
>>53913624my bad, wrong cat:funny-site .net/posts/3924541
>>53914079That's not the Doronjocat…
>>53878050This is bait, right?
>>53916599You really had to type it?
paldea evolved editionprevious: >>53873421
>>53916444>>53916462>>53916365No 1E stamp on early Japanese sets, started with e-series.Adding on to what other anons have said about them being cheaper, exclusives, etc, I like collecting vintage Japanese cards simply because I can't read them, my eyes are drawn to the art instead of some stupid attack name.
I mostly collect english cards just because that's what I interacted with most as a child and have fond memories of. But I do collect some japanese cards. Sometimes I'll buy a vintage japanese card as a holdover to buying the more expensive 1st ed vintage version since it's often difficult to find a truly mint raw copy for many vintage cards without pigging. Other times certain cards were only holographic in their respective japanese sets, like this beedril here.
>>53916462>>53916484Good to know, thanks for sharing the info. Learn something new every day.
>tfw he was right all along
>>53914748I'd argue propping up companies that aren't really functioning is a negative because it chokes out smaller viable competition. Corporations deserve to fail
>>53914755They way the big guys are connected right now, one going insolvent would have massive negative consequences for the whole economy. It would destroy many smaller businesses as collateral. At this point they can't really stop it, it will all collapse either sooner or later, they just keep pushing it to "later".
>>53915132Burn 'em all to the ground, let God sort things out.
You fuckeroos only like Gen 2 because its one of the older gens if it came out after 2010 you would tear it to shreads.
>>53916415>2 regions>way less handholding than recent games>no overblown plot about how the cover legendaries are going to destroy the world>an actual antagonistic rival again>some amount of non-linearity>a return to pokemon's japanese roots>breeding>the return of the game corner>a lack of furbait designs>no turnermons>level curve prevents you from steamrolling the elite fourHoly shit this is the best gen we've had since 5
Indigo Disk begins you, Nali, and Lae sail off to Blueberry Academy and face off again the top students there. Once you encounter Terapagos in it's Null Form, it leads you back to Aera Zero. Once there, you face off against new paradox pokemon and restore Terapagos to it's true form. Terapagos is a Dragon/Rock type and once restored, it's ability is broken and is similar to Arceus using Judgement in Legends. After the story ends Blueberry Academy ends up being a battle facility similar to the battle tree in Ultra Sun and Moon where you can team up and battle against other trainers from Paldea and other regions.Paradoxes for Scarlet:Terror Wing- Flying/Rock (Delibird)Giga Grapple- Dark/Fighting (Hariyama)Venom Fangs- Dragon/Poison (Hydreigon)Atomic Drake- Fire/Dark (Tyranitar)Jaded Paladin- Psychic/Steel (Gardevoir/Gallade)Paradoxes for Violet:Iron Banshee- Normal/Electric (Jigglypuff)Iron Fungus- Poison/Ghost (Amoonguss)Iron Spirit- Ghost/Flying (Misdreavus)Iron Magnets- Steel/Rock (Magneton)Iron Meteor- Flying/Fire (Salamence)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>No MegasGood.
>>53916099You didn't even try.
>>53916099>Iron Magnetsmagnets are already iron retard
>>53916099>no stupid special snowflake super saiyan shill form for CHARIZARDlying retard
I'm short on ideas for regional forms. I only have pic related and Butterfree.It's for my Washington region.
Thoughts
>>53914838Japanese name references clay slabs. The rune is an English translation.
>>53914782Why doesn’t it have reliable recovery. Would be a great gimmick mon if it was actually capable of sticking around.
>>53914782I love the concept of this mon. Wish we could get some lore about the creature in the painting.
>>53914959it's eternatus
>>53914782Nice schizomon
Post Rosa pics!
>>53915087Catfish? But I am Rosa, and soon you will be too!
>>53915770Cute girlfriends!
>>53916426They might be lesbians, but my cock will fix them!
what would have been.....
Could have been What? big shitty thighs?
>>53915122Lokix looks 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000x better than that, please delete this embarrassment of a thread
>>53915122The Prevos are fucking S O Y
>>53915130It really doesn't.
>>53915122Gen 3 thighs, gen 5 eyes
a thread dedicated to pokemon that are neither male nor female
Gotta rep the new homie.
>>53829526Playing Shining Pearl and I got him on the team, wanted to use one in a playthrough since Scarlet
Part of the reason I hate Wobbuffet is because the female is wearing lipstick!! Eeeeeewwwwwww!Post gender differences you thing are stupid.
>>53915264Why?
I dunno about worst, but Eevee is the best.
>>53915291I remember the first time my brother saw a female hippowdon and thought it was shiny.
>>53915221It's not bad, it's just that it's all they do now
Keep in mind I might just be biased because I really, REALLY hate Wobbuffet.
This is easily the worst starter design yet
>>53914880>Lists various things that look better than Inteleon
>>53915022>shitmurott >being better than anything
>>53915038>lowercase>inteleonschizo
>>53914325>>53914356Open your 3rd eye and realize that both Inteleon and Quaquaval are both hot.
Thats not all of the starters from gens 1 through 4
