>an amorphous mass of soft tissue is identified as belonging to Kobe Bean Bryant>No feet are attached to the body>There is a 6x5 inch laceration of the frontal scalp involving the right eye exposing the cranial vault. No brain matter is identified.>The penis is identified and is circumcised but shows traumatic degloving.MAMBA OUT
I bet you he didn't even pass out before he died.
No feet?How would he be able to dunk?
>>100169944If he went to heaven he would have wingsIf he went to hell he would acquire goat(GOAT) legs.
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I'm talking about calender year.Ronaldo:Won ballon d'or, 69 Goals and 17 assists in 59 games (72 In 62 if include friendlies). Highlights: Hattrick against sweden.Messi:Won ballon d'or, 84 Goals and 22 assists in 66 games (91 In 69 if include friendlies). Highlights:Penalty brace against milan.This isn't about degrading Messi year but to give notice to Ronaldo one, I never see people talk about ronaldo achievement in 2013 which IMO was better than messi in 2012 if you take into account big games and being decisive (Ronaldo also was on insane goal scoring record against barcelona, Messi slowed down in that period). Their goal and assists ratio were pretty similar. https://www.strawpoll.me/20217920
>>100170025But i already showed you that he scored+assisted more than more than 40% of portugal goals overall, more than 60% when he was on the pitch. Last comment i promise.
>>100170065HE FUCKING DISAPPEARED in a lot of games. your thread is a failure, your arguments are failures.
>>100170042>Ronaldo should've won that 100%peenaldo DISAPPEARED after the first leg of the CL quarterfinal, peenaldo disappeared after the secong group stage game of the world cup.
>>100170140>>100170149Imagine your argument being a list of games a player didn't give a good game, lol then every player in history in every season imaginable or even a period of barely a quarter of a season is a "sinner". And again, all your "argument" aren't relevant to thread subject, You extend your miserable irrelevant claims (In almost insultingly bad way) but keep ignoring thread subject, amazing.Ronaldo in 2018 provided more iconic games and moments than a lot of football legends can claim in when accounting for their whole career. CL top scorer, Top knockout games scorer, Finished the third top scorer in the world cap, Second top scorer in calender year after messi (The difference was 2 goals with 1 game less than messi btw) And modric didn't even won the world cap so him and ronaldo had the same titles to their name.There i broke my promise. You're absolutely braindead and devastating cause, Failure of a human being. Stop stinking my thread.
>>100169853>he is directly responsible for his team to not directly qualify>most goals contribuitions>best player overall>"oh but it's his fault for not doing even more to cover for his pathetic teammates"frogposters are the worst
how come he missed this
>>100147158Imagine thinking he isnt the worlds best player
>>100160493Worlds best choker more like
>>100147985>>100149174based chicanos
>>100147158because he is mentally weak . next question
>>100165238a Swede sure knows well about choking
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>You now remember Paul
>>100164984Based Paul, I miss him. Absolute GOAT.
>>100164984this octopus clearly solved football and was assassinated by betting companies to stop it from correctly predicting football outcomes. They were losing too much money and its name was put on a hit list on the darkweb. rumours say the assassin was paid 50 bitcoins to complete the mission, the transaction has been found in the blockchain but this day the funds have not been retrieved, meaning that the assassin is either waiting for the heat to go down or he was assassinated as well
>>100164984I HOPE YOU BURN HELL YOU FUCKING OCTOPI
>>100171795He's in octopus heaven and smiles down on us whenever someone predicts a score correctly. The park in Oberhausen where he lived has build a monument in his honor.
>>100171476
Schouten your load all over Irene editionPrevious >>100041117
>>100162689meaty muscular shoulders on women *_*
>>100171471>"so much fresh, young blood..."
>>100171805Dammit Stina, just post a full body pic.
>>100171939>tfw when you haven't had any blood for 2 days.
>>100171816>Firminohe is really not that goodlucky he plays for Liverpoolt. watched him since his first games at Hoffenheim
>>100172138Here are the centerforwards for the teams who reached CL final four in the last four years:False nines:-Firmino-Tadic-Benzema-GriezmannBack-to-the goal pivot strikers:-Kane-Lewandowski-DzekoComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
Imagine causing all that trouble over this bitch.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YLTc9id53ACassano is an absolutely based terrone.
>>100172143want to play only with his muslim friendsblackmail his teammates
>>100172253play with the like of Nagatom,medel,palacio>score over 100 goalsbut yeah he doesn't provide a pivot role
R.I.P Racism
>>100167915Whoa! Sorry, but I just can't believe a black person was a drug addict. Seems way too unlikely.
>>100170069Duyenne
>>100170069Duwang
>>100170069Duy Quang
>>100170069Dwah-yanior alternatively:dee-wee-aneh
APOLOGIZE.
>>100172085Fidel Castro is a better human than any person that has ever stepped on Capitol Hill and without doubt has killed less than them Batista killed more people in political state executions than Castro did to gusanosIt is racist. You're just a dumb white bitch afraid to read history and/or benefit off pretending your version of history is the truth
> Three years after NFL team owners closed the doors of their franchises to Colin Kaepernick, the league’s former head of communications — who was often in the center of the storm — has asserted what many have long suspected: A kneeling Kaepernick was bounced from the NFL in 2017 because he was bad for business.Perfectly acceptable and reasonable reaction by the NFL, it IS a business after all and Kaepernick was an employee, in a company uniform, in a company facility using the company to promote his protest.Anybody with a normal job would have been instantly shitcanned.
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>>100171987Gusanos stay mad lmao
>>100172109You have no fucking idea what you’re talking about
What went wrong? Is he finally past his prime?
For me, it's Mikhail Tal
>>100171248Was all the smoking and drinking his secret to chess success?
>>100166474>6000 calories burned by your brain in a dayL M A OWe should put steam turbines above chess centers to solve the energy crisis.
>>100159367How long until he becomes based like Bobby Fischer?
>>100172320He just hated his mother and projected it on all jews.
MARBLECHADS, IT'S HAPPENINGMarble League 2020 official start date is June 21, 2020All fans report in, which team will take home the most gold this year?Marbula E recap>Mercedez wins race 1 in Paris>Jaguar wins race 2 in Seoul In other news:/sp/erb owl 2020 starts this Friday at 17:00 UTC. /marble/ is competing and has been drawn into Group F against /copalib/, /afl/ and /f1W/. Links to the wiki page and team roster page can be found herehttps://implyingrigged.info/wiki//sp/erb_Owl_2020https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//marble/
Tomorrow
>>100162180>even being a marble in the first place*laughs in Red No 3*
>>100162180they just want it more.
Where can I find a replay of the match?
>>100171832Here's the full playlist.https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLbJr4aAAPjgUpBIbX0Ki4uT61wnUzz8N
Shcherbachok editionNews: Trusova and stasya transfer to plushenko>nextFinlandia trophy>Links for people who want to get into figure skatinghttps://pastelink.net/et30https://www.isu.org/figure-skating/events/figure-skating-calendarhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019%E2%80%9320_figure_skating_season>Event streaming infosöyouwanttowatchfs.tumblr.com/tagged/how-to-watchComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>100171524This is the most retarded post of all time. Mrpat
>>100171576Lick me, race "trader".
Favorite skater)
>>100172377Inferior
>His team doesn't use its platform to voice support for social issues
>>100168441I’m not trying to get too /pol/ here. But can’t we admit that blacks all over commit crime at a much larger rate than anyone else on the planet?
>>100172349stop being racist
Do Pro-Riot Americans support what happened in webm related?A white couple (husband & wife) were dragged out of their store by black looters and beaten in a town called Rochester (New York state)Do Americans feel like such actions are necessary to "heal the racial division" and stop police brutality?
>>100168441very brave
>>100172387no, at this point it's just antifa-type shitters doing all of the violence, but the media is terrified of reporting it
Derek Chauvin strangled the wrong Floyd
Thoughts about my sports tattoo?
>>100162379Literally only heard of 3 of these queers. Who the fuck are the other 8 dipshits?
>>100162379grim
>>100172219how have you not heard of fc cincinatti coach jaap (japie) stam
>>100171142Basado
>>100171962>sancho
