[a / b / c / d / e / f / g / gif / h / hr / k / m / o / p / r / s / t / u / v / vg / vr / w / wg] [i / ic] [r9k / s4s / vip / qa] [cm / hm / lgbt / y] [3 / aco / adv / an / asp / bant / biz / cgl / ck / co / diy / fa / fit / gd / hc / his / int / jp / lit / mlp / mu / n / news / out / po / pol / qst / sci / soc / sp / tg / toy / trv / tv / vp / wsg / wsr / x] [Settings] [Search] [Mobile] [Home]
Board
Settings Mobile Home
/sp/ - Sports

Name
Options
Subject
Comment
Verification
4chan Pass users can bypass this verification. [Learn More] [Login]
File
  • Please read the Rules and FAQ before posting.

05/04/17New trial board added: /bant/ - International/Random
10/04/16New board for 4chan Pass users: /vip/ - Very Important Posts
06/20/16New 4chan Banner Contest with a chance to win a 4chan Pass! See the contest page for details.
[Hide] [Show All]


[Catalog] [Archive]

>an amorphous mass of soft tissue is identified as belonging to Kobe Bean Bryant

>No feet are attached to the body

>There is a 6x5 inch laceration of the frontal scalp involving the right eye exposing the cranial vault. No brain matter is identified.

>The penis is identified and is circumcised but shows traumatic degloving.

MAMBA OUT
7 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
File: kobe.png (106 KB, 249x249)
106 KB
106 KB PNG
I bet you he didn't even pass out before he died.
>>
No feet?
How would he be able to dunk?
>>
>>100169944
If he went to heaven he would have wings
If he went to hell he would acquire goat(GOAT) legs.
>>
>>100166881
>>
File: 1582750760652.jpg (2 KB, 125x125)
2 KB
2 KB JPG
>>100169376

File: big game.jpg (15 KB, 281x179)
15 KB
15 KB JPG
I'm talking about calender year.

Ronaldo:
Won ballon d'or, 69 Goals and 17 assists in 59 games (72 In 62 if include friendlies). Highlights: Hattrick against sweden.

Messi:
Won ballon d'or, 84 Goals and 22 assists in 66 games (91 In 69 if include friendlies). Highlights:Penalty brace against milan.

This isn't about degrading Messi year but to give notice to Ronaldo one, I never see people talk about ronaldo achievement in 2013 which IMO was better than messi in 2012 if you take into account big games and being decisive (Ronaldo also was on insane goal scoring record against barcelona, Messi slowed down in that period). Their goal and assists ratio were pretty similar.

https://www.strawpoll.me/20217920
16 replies omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>100170025
But i already showed you that he scored+assisted more than more than 40% of portugal goals overall, more than 60% when he was on the pitch.

Last comment i promise.
>>
>>100170065
HE FUCKING DISAPPEARED in a lot of games. your thread is a failure, your arguments are failures.
>>
>>100170042
>Ronaldo should've won that 100%
peenaldo DISAPPEARED after the first leg of the CL quarterfinal, peenaldo disappeared after the secong group stage game of the world cup.
>>
>>100170140
>>100170149
Imagine your argument being a list of games a player didn't give a good game, lol then every player in history in every season imaginable or even a period of barely a quarter of a season is a "sinner". And again, all your "argument" aren't relevant to thread subject, You extend your miserable irrelevant claims (In almost insultingly bad way) but keep ignoring thread subject, amazing.

Ronaldo in 2018 provided more iconic games and moments than a lot of football legends can claim in when accounting for their whole career. CL top scorer, Top knockout games scorer, Finished the third top scorer in the world cap, Second top scorer in calender year after messi (The difference was 2 goals with 1 game less than messi btw) And modric didn't even won the world cap so him and ronaldo had the same titles to their name.

There i broke my promise. You're absolutely braindead and devastating cause, Failure of a human being. Stop stinking my thread.
>>
>>100169853
>he is directly responsible for his team to not directly qualify
>most goals contribuitions
>best player overall
>"oh but it's his fault for not doing even more to cover for his pathetic teammates"
frogposters are the worst

how come he missed this
41 replies and 6 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>100147158
Imagine thinking he isnt the worlds best player
>>
>>100160493
Worlds best choker more like
>>
>>100147985
>>100149174
based chicanos
>>
>>100147158
because he is mentally weak . next question
>>
>>100165238
a Swede sure knows well about choking

Dear
21 replies omitted. Click here to view.
>>
File: Illsbrugh.jpg (55 KB, 620x417)
55 KB
55 KB JPG
>96
>>
apologise
>>
chingchong virus flu
>>
Kikes
>>
SLIP

File: 821426.jpg (164 KB, 1600x1200)
164 KB
164 KB JPG
>You now remember Paul
20 replies and 1 image omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>100164984
Based Paul, I miss him. Absolute GOAT.
>>
>>100164984
this octopus clearly solved football and was assassinated by betting companies to stop it from correctly predicting football outcomes. They were losing too much money and its name was put on a hit list on the darkweb. rumours say the assassin was paid 50 bitcoins to complete the mission, the transaction has been found in the blockchain but this day the funds have not been retrieved, meaning that the assassin is either waiting for the heat to go down or he was assassinated as well
>>
>>100164984
I HOPE YOU BURN HELL YOU FUCKING OCTOPI
>>
>>100171795
He's in octopus heaven and smiles down on us whenever someone predicts a score correctly. The park in Oberhausen where he lived has build a monument in his honor.
>>
>>100171476

File: DWtAfctUQAEm7jG.jpg (87 KB, 810x1024)
87 KB
87 KB JPG
Schouten your load all over Irene edition

Previous >>100041117
306 replies and 153 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>100162689
meaty muscular shoulders on women *_*
>>
>>
>>100171471
>"so much fresh, young blood..."
>>
>>100171805
Dammit Stina, just post a full body pic.
>>
>>100171939
>tfw when you haven't had any blood for 2 days.

File: 1590926432011.jpg (40 KB, 677x736)
40 KB
40 KB JPG
48 replies and 5 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>100171816
>Firmino
he is really not that good
lucky he plays for Liverpool
t. watched him since his first games at Hoffenheim
>>
>>100172138

Here are the centerforwards for the teams who reached CL final four in the last four years:

False nines:
-Firmino
-Tadic
-Benzema
-Griezmann

Back-to-the goal pivot strikers:
-Kane
-Lewandowski
-Dzeko


Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>
Imagine causing all that trouble over this bitch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6YLTc9id53A

Cassano is an absolutely based terrone.
>>
>>100172143
want to play only with his muslim friends
blackmail his teammates
>>
>>100172253
play with the like of Nagatom,medel,palacio
>score over 100 goals
but yeah he doesn't provide a pivot role

File: 1590837397983.png (2.25 MB, 1440x1772)
2.25 MB
2.25 MB PNG
R.I.P Racism
22 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>100167915
Whoa! Sorry, but I just can't believe a black person was a drug addict. Seems way too unlikely.
>>
>>100170069
Duyenne
>>
>>100170069
Duwang
>>
>>100170069
Duy Quang
>>
>>100170069
Dwah-yani
or alternatively:
dee-wee-aneh

File: kaps.jpg (737 KB, 1300x732)
737 KB
737 KB JPG
APOLOGIZE.
30 replies and 5 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>100172085
Fidel Castro is a better human than any person that has ever stepped on Capitol Hill and without doubt has killed less than them
Batista killed more people in political state executions than Castro did to gusanos

It is racist. You're just a dumb white bitch afraid to read history and/or benefit off pretending your version of history is the truth
>>
File: jackass kaepernick.jpg (324 KB, 1316x1999)
324 KB
324 KB JPG
> Three years after NFL team owners closed the doors of their franchises to Colin Kaepernick, the league’s former head of communications — who was often in the center of the storm — has asserted what many have long suspected: A kneeling Kaepernick was bounced from the NFL in 2017 because he was bad for business.

Perfectly acceptable and reasonable reaction by the NFL, it IS a business after all and Kaepernick was an employee, in a company uniform, in a company facility using the company to promote his protest.

Anybody with a normal job would have been instantly shitcanned.
>>
test
>>
>>100171987
Gusanos stay mad lmao
>>
>>100172109
You have no fucking idea what you’re talking about

File: fraud.jpg (604 KB, 1200x800)
604 KB
604 KB JPG
What went wrong? Is he finally past his prime?
19 replies and 3 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
For me, it's Mikhail Tal
>>
>>100171248
Was all the smoking and drinking his secret to chess success?
>>
>>100166474
>6000 calories burned by your brain in a day

L M A O

We should put steam turbines above chess centers to solve the energy crisis.
>>
File: x5hKcgEFubzT_640x360.jpg (41 KB, 640x360)
41 KB
41 KB JPG
>>100159367
How long until he becomes based like Bobby Fischer?
>>
>>100172320
He just hated his mother and projected it on all jews.

File: file.png (1.09 MB, 1366x729)
1.09 MB
1.09 MB PNG
MARBLECHADS, IT'S HAPPENING
Marble League 2020 official start date is June 21, 2020
All fans report in, which team will take home the most gold this year?

Marbula E recap
>Mercedez wins race 1 in Paris
>Jaguar wins race 2 in Seoul

In other news:
/sp/erb owl 2020 starts this Friday at 17:00 UTC.
/marble/ is competing and has been drawn into Group F against /copalib/, /afl/ and /f1W/. Links to the wiki page and team roster page can be found here
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//sp/erb_Owl_2020
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//marble/
225 replies and 25 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
Tomorrow
>>
>>100162180
>even being a marble in the first place
*laughs in Red No 3*
>>
>>100162180
they just want it more.
>>
Where can I find a replay of the match?
>>
>>100171832
Here's the full playlist.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLLbJr4aAAPjgUpBIbX0Ki4uT61wnUzz8N

File: 1589700625355.jpg (699 KB, 1079x1469)
699 KB
699 KB JPG
Shcherbachok edition

News: Trusova and stasya transfer to plushenko


>next
Finlandia trophy

>Links for people who want to get into figure skating
https://pastelink.net/et30
https://www.isu.org/figure-skating/events/figure-skating-calendar
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019%E2%80%9320_figure_skating_season

>Event streaming info
söyouwanttowatchfs.tumblr.com/tagged/how-to-watch

Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
50 replies and 25 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>100171524
This is the most retarded post of all time. Mrpat
>>
>>100171576
Lick me, race "trader".
>>
File: 1590574741492.jpg (1.24 MB, 2244x3355)
1.24 MB
1.24 MB JPG
Favorite skater)
>>
File: EZWwQRqVAAEcua9.jpg (301 KB, 1364x2048)
301 KB
301 KB JPG
>>
>>100172377
Inferior

File: nba.png (18 KB, 1024x512)
18 KB
18 KB PNG
>His team doesn't use its platform to voice support for social issues
12 replies omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>100168441
I’m not trying to get too /pol/ here. But can’t we admit that blacks all over commit crime at a much larger rate than anyone else on the planet?
>>
>>100172349
stop being racist
>>
Do Pro-Riot Americans support what happened in webm related?

A white couple (husband & wife) were dragged out of their store by black looters and beaten in a town called Rochester (New York state)

Do Americans feel like such actions are necessary to "heal the racial division" and stop police brutality?
>>
>>100168441
very brave
>>
>>100172387
no, at this point it's just antifa-type shitters doing all of the violence, but the media is terrified of reporting it

Derek Chauvin strangled the wrong Floyd

File: tattooo.jpg (61 KB, 700x700)
61 KB
61 KB JPG
Thoughts about my sports tattoo?
32 replies and 11 images omitted. Click here to view.
>>
>>100162379
Literally only heard of 3 of these queers. Who the fuck are the other 8 dipshits?
>>
>>100162379
grim
>>
File: download.jfif.jpg (8 KB, 193x261)
8 KB
8 KB JPG
>>100172219
how have you not heard of fc cincinatti coach jaap (japie) stam
>>
>>100171142
Basado
>>
>>100171962
>sancho


Delete Post: [File Only] Style:
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
[1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7] [8] [9] [10]
[Disable Mobile View / Use Desktop Site]

[Enable Mobile View / Use Mobile Site]

All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.