this broke him editionall times 2024-04-26all dates UTC+101345 norf v crows 1635 cats v bloos1940 dockies v doggies
can't believe norf v crows was all the way back in 1345
>>140382511why would you create a thread at 11:17?
>>140382533That was 1066 at the battle of stirling bridge
>>140382533>1940 dockies v doggiesuhhh jew bros?
>>140382511>turk gf>implying badhave you ever seen a nice turkish qt
>>140382542/afl/ is a threadmaxxing general
>>140382542>why would you create a thread at 11:17?picrel>>140382563give it back jamal
>>140382568>>140382572samefag
>>140382594samefag
>>140382466meant for>>140382466>>140382601
>>140382563said Kevin Ylmaz Schneider
>>140382622fucking moron
>>140382619>>140382572>implying you imageboard dwellers wouldn't take a qt turkish gf
>>140382654i’ve got one spastic
>>140382668>iykwim haha
the new family of indians next door are blasting "who let the dogs out?" really loudly in the backyard
business idea: outsmart the bookies
>>140382700white genocide is just an antisemitic dog whistle fellow goy*pushes for mass nonwhite immigration into white countries**doesn't push for mass white immigration into nonwhite countries**broke apart 5 white empires in 1 war just cos fuck whites lol**rubs hands*problem whites?
>>140382720>1945 + 79>german german>german gf
>>140382700go over and party with them
>apparently if the GEEL v COLL match was at Kardinia Park it would actually earn more money>still have it at the MCGThe AFL are just fucking incompetent at this stage if true. Rigging shit for Collingwood as always.
i am the puppy who lost his way
>>140382806dunno what a KvS is tbqhwy sorry mate
>>140382778i don't really understand, but yes, your country offered to suck every german man's balls clean dry for centuries in hopes we move to your place and create offspring.
>>140382837go import more turks btwfuck hitler btwfuck nazis btw
why do reddit and twitter trannies hate Asmongold so much?
>>140382700problem sir?
>>140382511soccer mogs this shit sport
>>1403829041. fuck off nonoz2. please watch out sport
>>140382867>hitler nazis bad mkayis your mom's new boyfriend a former wehrmacht officer or why are you so mett
lol
FOWF
>>140382951honestly if you are a fully fully white german you fuck my grandmaza as much as you want tbqhwy
>>140382955 meant for >>140382904
>>140382985definitely
>>140382885>animekys srsly
>>140382885they think he's some conservative icon or something
>twitch streamer>conservative>not cancelledlol, lmao even
>>140382885He's kinda annoying 2bh.
I reckon Port will finish somewhere between 3rd to 6th but never be a serious thread in the finals
>MCG and Docklands are now such a white elephant that they have to play games at these venues to pay them off>this is the real reason why suburban grounds no longer exist>this is now why Collingwood play at the MCG instead of Geelong when it's Geelong's home gameYou see in the west we deliberately built the ground next to Crown for a reason.
>>140382885I was gonna hit you with a 'who?', but it's too fun to call the cunt Assmongoloid -- so here it is:>Assmongoloid
>>140383192kek
>>140382511>He's already missing homegg e-girls
>>140383192Ah... this explains why East Freo and Claremont ground have had problems.Both were next to race courses back in the day. Now it all makes sense.For once WA gov did good with the location of the stadium because I didn't think about this problem.
>>140383192don't the cats request to play them at the G for more shekels?
>>140383192>MCG still not paid offMaybe they should raise ticket prices? But then Melbourne brokies wouldn't go I guess.
>>140383176>Semi final at AO>Port down by less than a kick with 15 seconds to go>Butters takes a miracle mark on the boundary>The opposition's qt runner is giving instructions to her team nearby>A bunch of qt girls in the front row are screaming at him about how they'll screw him if he nails it through the goals>This enrages Butters>He makes that grimace with his teeth as the siren goes>Runs off his mark and Port get eliminated>He runs back to the crowd and starts shouting incel remarks at the girls
>>140383207... I wasn't joking, anon.Apparently the MCG barely breaks even. From memory it had speedways and shit next to it back in the day.Christ... vic gov really fucked them hard back in the day.
>>140382563>when my turkish goddess gf shows her ankle in bed
>>140383252Based
>>140383250>Maybe they should raise ticket prices?They would if they could, but it's probably at the best market price (supply v demand) for equilibrium.Jacking up prices won't do shit. This explains why the issues of expensive food suddenly happened recently.Which is funny to West aussies because Subi still had worse prices than what we're getting at Perth Stadium (even with covid inflation).Holy fuck, I remember cokes being like 5-7 bucks in like 2007 at subi kek. Maybe that's just my memory exaggerating how bad it was.
>>140382885Why are so many Germans furfaggots?What's up with that?
the need to demolish the mcg and marvel and use the money they make to rebuild all the suburban grounds
>>140383340Really sexy foxes in Germany apparently.Many of them wear leather and mouth gags.
>>140383355Where would Test matches get played then?
has anyone ever done any piss stuff with a girl
>>140383355Please rebuild VFL Park. I miss that brutalist shithole
>>140383355Nah, just build more shit around Marvel and MCG. Maybe move Crown?It just werks. It's corrupt as fuck but it just werks.There's a reason the WACA was chosen next to the Trots. These stadiums were always around entertainment and gambling complexes for a reason.
tonight's groove
>>140383392Also maybe give problem gamblers more printed fiat money. Both individuals and the big 4 banks. :^)Tell them "fuck off, cash only cunt".
>>140383334I wonder if they regret building it as big as they did. No one is building these Soviet sized stadiums anymore.
Ah.... that explains why the NRL went to shit the moment they moved crown in Sydney.I'm guessing it's nowhere near any venues.
the should build a casino next to every suburban ground and then rebuild the grounds
>>140383440What?America builds a new one every week nowadays. It's a property bubble there.And now they've started doing the same in England with the EPL, which used to have much smaller stadiums.Making them bigger increases the asset's value, without considering the overheads of course. :^)This is how dumb corporations are nowadays btw. They'll overlook the overheads until afterwards and get more and more debt to cover them. Literally spiralling out of control globally nowadays. Has been since the 70s arguably. The whole purpose of FIAT was to just pay debt with debt in a carefully articulated manner.And cartels obviously exploited this and now use it as leverage to further the debt machine while they themselves profit. It's now a heist.
>>140383521100k seat stadiums are being built every other day? Where?
>>140383473Doesn't need to be a casino.Could just be shops, trots, hounds, bar strips, etc that are subleased land from the ground. That's what I guess WA grounds are kinda doing... sorta (not very well). It's kinda baffling how they just went all in on the ground and then did nothing about the downtime. Bit weird ay?Build fucking entertainment strips around the oval on it's land.Could ironically give it more soul and make it more lively.
>>140383241Not really.Cats request to play all games at Kardinia, but if they have to play a game in Melbourne then make it a high drawing game like Collingwood at the MCG.The AFL has never let them play all their games in Geelong, so yeah.I believe the old figure was something like they needed an 80,000+ MCG crowd to break even money wise with a 30,000 Geelong crowd. With the increase in stadium capacity I'd imagine they'll be losing money whenever they play in Melbourne now.
>>140383542Look up "biggest capacity stadiums" and many are built recent or under construction in the US. They build new ones every so often because obviously they earn so much from outside of attendances that they can do that (there's like 350mil in the US, remember).
>>140383574Problem is, they've got many fans in Melb too that they'd like to get to a game or 2. It's not just all one way.
>>140383473perfGOD
>>140383609That's just cope. Melbourne fans can travel down the highway if they want. Besides, fans would want their team to have a proper home ground advantage and get some extra wins.
YEEEAAAAHHHHI GOT THIS FEELING COMING OONNN BABYYYYY
nothing better than walking out of the stadium after a big win then hitting the blackjack tables
>>140383542>>140383590Is it actually for NFL or their college games? Feel like I read their college stadiums are bigger than the pro ones.
the abos got their spears back lads
When I go out imma go out shooting. I don't mean when I die, I mean when I go out to the club stupid.
It always used to baffle me that AFL grounds build restaurants just for games. At least Perth Stadium has a few bars around it for off periods. I remember subi having nothing but a dead strip around it daily between matches (worked in subi and it was empty and doing nothing). In retrospect that was fucking retarded. Could have had bars and restaurants on the sides of the ground open during the week and making some more dough on the side for the payment of the venue. We really are still designing 20th century stadiums in both Aus and the US. From memory Europe avoids this. It's just poor optimisation of economics and it's really a no brainer when you think about it.
>>140383696yeah can't wait til they build the new gabber and it has all the bells and whistles of atlandta and tottingham's new stadium haha
think i’m gonna join the army
>>140383590The global trend is for smaller capacity stadiums than larger because the latter are very difficult to break even on with all but a select few teams/sports in heavily populated areas which Aussie Rules and Melbourne isn't.
wow that girl has a giant clit haha
>>140383645Used to be they were as large as the biggest NFL stadiums, but not much the case anymore. I think the NFL stadiums are overtaking them.They still build them like Waverley, in the middle of fucking nowhere though. At least we've improved from that.Though in retrospect the MCG should have been downsized to 70-80k and the suburban grounds boosted to 20-30k for smaller clubs and near 40-50k for larger ones. Instead they just centralised control over everything and forced teams to use the MCG and Docklands. 100k is just stupid... well until recently when we started to finally reach more consistent 90k+.I don't know how they came to the conclusion this was the right thing to do in the 1950s when they first developed MCG into a proper 100k stadium (actually it was more like 115k without considering safety - which is insanity in retrospect after Hillsborough). I guess they were on so much cocaine and morphine in 1955 that they didn't think a crush would happen (they did regularly around the world even at that time and earlier).They just thought overheads didn't exist I guess?
>>140383752New WACA has a fucking pool. That...might actually work now that I think about it.btw they have 999yr lease on that land, they ain't movin.
>>140383801That's a man. You can tell by the penis.
Should i repost it and say i love sexy guys instead?
>>140383774>The global trend is for smaller capacity stadiums than largerNot what I'm seeing.The theory is that bigger crowds grows the game and is valid marketing. That's probably correct.But going 100k is... sorta dumb unless you get regular 80k+ every round. Or if it's owned by the government and a deal was done with Crown, who probably like the idea of bigger crowds and will pay money for that (probably the original reason why MCG grew so large is it's own relationship with surrounding gaming shit).
>>140383826what if someone swimming in the pool gets bonked on the head with a cricket ball hit for 6 and drowns?
>>140383780Based newhalf.
>bubba i been shooten dem ground bugs but they still chirping. ain't no good an I need a nap.https://www.nbcnews.com/science/environment/cicadas-noisy-south-carolina-residents-call-police-rcna149132
>>140383890Honestly not even a legal case because it's so unlikely.There's already common law for that shit. Can't remember the name of the case.They could easily build a net though. It was something to do with tort damage to property and people with cars and pedestrians on a street and a nearby venue that already had tried to put a reasonably sized net up. Court just said "shit happens" essentially. I think they also said the net was already excessive.... something like that.
>>140383924In Japan the cicadas make a weird cry even louder and more horrific than this and they literally consider "natural art". And also inspiration for a certain horror franchise involving vaccines, satanic cults and state murder/genocide.
>>140383955What happens if its the batsman's car?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1qm_F6xXdA
>>140384033Death penalty to the bowler.It's simply the law of cricket.
>>140384033Slightly chuckled.Though I've seen this for other sports and it's not that uncommon. Hockey and Lacrosse are the biggest ones.
there’s too many teams in the bottom 10 and not enough in the top 8
>>140384150Well turn the top 8 into the top 10 then. Silly billy.I don't get why they never did a top 12 to sell more finals tickets.
>>140384203Nah what they really want is to be hogtied, humiliated and choke fucked anally.The true romantic way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Td4cWsoKvP0
>>140384241same
>>140384251why do the turks put the word turk into everythingeverything’s turk this and turk that
>>140384301name three that isn't turkbro or turkovac
turkcunt
>>140384444checked
turkpoof
turkroach
>>140384555>>140384444checked
Listening to Rush
>>140384251had me worried there m8
Listening to the night shift with Luke Bona and Miss Jess
Tell them I said hi.
I revived ella hooper's career with my posts and no one's thanking me
>>140384918I'd like to give Miss Jess my Bona
The MCU these days is Marvel leaking different possibilities then looking at the public reception to them like someone on The Price Is Right asking the audience if they should go higher or lower
>>140385116If this is true, why haven't they made the Black Widow x Scarlet Witch lesbian erotic thriller I keep asking for on reddit?
>>140384965no idea who dat
>>140384918no your not fuck head it's saturday mmm nightshift with bona is only on weeknights and ms jess left ages ago
>>140385414stay in your lane crowmania
Gn poff cuntsLove youse lotBanes will bounce backLove Iykwim posterFuck the seppo
fuck off indian
Fuck off pie sperg
i’m in pain i’m struggling… i’m not okay
Go out on walk take the random bus get off at random stop eating something comebackYou need to go out
I can not guarantee that I will be able to watch the game tomorrow. Anyway in my mind and heart I will be with my cats
i can’t stop crying. i’m just so sad all the time
im really not okay
nobody cares nobody ever asks how i am how im doing
Fuck off indian and fondue poof
>>140387762things'll turn for the better mate dont you worry about that
I watched a video about this sport and shall be watching it
>>140388420Please don't be annoyingUs flags get enough hate already.Also gamble on it too pls
>>140388420the australian dream?
>>140388420fuck off seppo
>>140388420same
>>140388420>>140389504>>140389512>>140389966please watch our sport
>>140389504>Us flags get enough hate already.It's most one sperg who hates all foreign flags on /afl/ for some reason. Just ignore him. All Americans are welcome to watch our sport and participate in our threads.In saying that, try not to start arguments or conflict, you know, basic stuff, don't be a dick etc, and you'll be perfectly fine here.
Why are the cats so popular among international posters?
>>140390261no but Steven May
>>140390183mostly*>>140390261they're aesthetic and likeable (not to mention they're a good team)
ynr playing wc3, rsc, diablo 2 all night saturday night while listening to soad, linkin park, lemon demon, and mc lars
>>140390425yes but knight online
>>140391035sorry meant gunbound online
>>140390261because it's caturday mothafucka
Its up lads >>140391305>>140391305>>140391305
>county>iplshan't
>>140390183Cheers ladWhich club has the most racist fanbase shall be /lifelong/
>>140390261they're a """small-town team""" and are consistently competitive/actually win flags
Someone post sexy AFLW players haha
Fuck I despise coomers in the afl general.>Someone post sexy AFLW players haha Just go on pornhub you sad pathetic fucks andd stop shitting up here
>>140391612How about you quote me you fucking dog? You pussy fuck! You are a faggot, your mum should have had an abortion and not raised such a queer mutt child. You fucking stain of shit, how fucking pathetic are you mate? Waste of money, you’re a fucking nobody mate. I fucking could run through you with my eyes closed and a soft cock! Two rights and goodnight! Fuck you
>>140391588there are none
To the anon asking earlier>why don't they raise ticket pricesthe VFL/AFL has always been dead set against that and would rather take all the TV/advertising money it can to keep ticket prices low(er)
Good morning alf
>>140382511This poster does not exist
Up and at 'em
Someone post their cock! Iykwim haha
Anyone else noticed how after Essendon's played, the remaining games in each round feel completely irrelevant? Who actually gives a shit about these teams?
>>140393067Last 20 September's must have felt pretty irrelevant to you then
>>140384325turkcel
Good Morning ALF'tis a gorgeous day. I'm having bacon and eggs hbu?
>>140393581About to do 3 fried eggs on toast with avocado, ham and cheese.
>>140393651yep, got avo too. some of that chinky chilli oil paste and we're all yummo
>>140393459Yes. When was the last non-asterisk premier and when will we ever see a team that's fit to polish the boots of the 2000 Dons?
>>140392545>being this schizo
>>140394060I have always maintained the 2000 dosn were the best team I've ever seen and they really really should have had a dynasty. Kind of tarnished their legacy that they didn't.
>ynr elliot dropping a chest mark when all he needed to do was score after the siren
up and at them
>ynr smashmystuff>ynr ebaumsworld>ynr albinoblacksheep>ynr somethingawfuliykwim haha
>gf wants to have a chatgonna get grilled for not seeing her when I could have and I just got stoned and played games with the bros instead
WAKE UP NEET SPASTICS WE'RE ON PAGE 2
>first match is norf and cows in tassie>7kph windageoh grim grim grim
morning lads thank god there's more than one game on today
>>140394814>having a gf>not choosing to have your dick suckedfag
Morning grid. Bradley cost me
>go pies btw
>whomst art thoust quotingst ruffian?
mud cake came out looking the same it went in
>>140382806wtf is a KvS i'm just a fan of white people
>You should have acted.>They're already here.>The Elder Scrolls told of their return.>Their defeat was merely delay>Til the time after Oblivion opened,>When the sons of Skyrim would spill their own blood.>But no-one wanted to believe.>Believe they even existed.>And when the truth finally dawns:>It dawns in fire.>But,>There's one they fear.>In their tongue, he's Doctahkiin:>Reality Check!
>>140394939the grid of a idiot
feeling somewhat confident about later but I am scared the umps are gonna riggi riggitini it against us
>>140393067*raises paw*
>>140395257The only game in the season were I actually root for you scatters. GL, those blue boys love a good rigging
>>140395257both teams with decent rig potential but this year carlton's rig power will be too strong i'm afraid. it's ogre for peelong
first goal will be scored by one of the two big blues off a holding the man/high/in the back free
Anyone else feeling a loom in Cats/Blues? I’m tooey after Thursday
>>140393067that is how it is after the big 3 play I am afraid
>>140395135Underrated.
>>140395456hi zach
>>140395766don't make me tap the sign>reminder not to reply to the bots known as z**hy or s**bo
Bouldering later.
>>140395827>tooey>zac tuohy
you guys all support the same team your dads support right>? it is tradition after all.
>>140395866I do.
>>140394939You got me today. Hard to think of obscure players in the top category.
>>140395866No, but I support the team of my grandad
Today I acknowledge and pay my respects to the elders past, present and emerging, who emigrated here from Great Britain and Europe and introduced civil society and prosperity to Australia.
Sad!>>140383694
think I might earth rock today
The strength of the world is on my side
You are watching WWE Smackdown! live on the Foxtel WWE channel, RIGHT /afl/?
>>140396081no rupert i am not
>>140396022same
>>140396081because wwe died with benoit
>>140396161no because*
>>140395861>zach>zachy zachy
>>140395953basedabos did absolutely nothing for this country except burnt the centre down and fucked it up
fred are gunna lose again lol
someone keeps going through 15 hour old threads and moderating them
Todd Marshall should be delisted. Cunt has only played 1 good season.
>>140396401it's alarming to say the least
>architect of Adelaide Crows 2018 camp program, and wife charged with child abuse offences in
can’t stop crying, can’t stop farting
they call him the weeping farter
>>140396778same
They have such a good grasp on which posts are whose because they browse old threads in the archive looking for patterns in the posts that have been deleted. How pathetic, creepy and sad lolyou absolute cretin
FOOTY IN LESS THAN 2 HOURS LADS GET HYP-*sees who’s playing*oh
mcdonalds for breakfast mcdonalds for dinnerwho says no
>eating goyslop
>>140396850archive don’t lie
fuck this is gunna be a dire match isn't it
>eats gmo plants and veggies but calls others goyslop eaters
too many victorian teamsimagine how good the comp would be if the handful of talent players from north and st kilda were spread around the other teams
>>140396920archive eat hot chip and lie
>le GMO is le badGet a load of this moron
theyre playing in pooshart
I tipped Norf for the gauntlet. Gotta be in it to win it. Go hard or go home.
>>140397097
>>140396850The only people who hate the archives are shitposters who get called out for spamming
Where the fuck is Joshie?
>>140397157i think ai can skim text from a screenshot pretty easily
actually i don't hate the 'chives for that iykwim haha
its funny how reddit is turning against immigration now that they cant find a place to rent
>>140397137>immediately goes on about Jews when he gets called outt. /pol/ fuckwit
if norf don’t win a game all year does that mean that nobody wins the gauntlet?
>being this ignorant about the jewsyes and there is no reason that they were kicked out of over 100 countries and there are so many groups that had the same thing happened to them and it was always for no reasongo back poof
>>140397367Footy?
> SCANS have confirmed Port Adelaide’s Sam Powell-Pepper has suffered a torn ACL in the Power’s 10 point win against St Kilda on Friday night.
>>140397326ah you're no fun mate
>>140397390>wow that's crazy>catch the footy last night?there was none
Uni students are setting up literal camps at unis to protest Israel https://www.skynews.com.au/australia-news/gaza-solidarity-encampment-american-inspired-propalestine-protest-camp-takes-over-top-sydney-university/news-story/e0613eba34a95179a5cb633348d07efd
>>140383236what the hell are you talking about?Claremont have never really had ground problems. they played at the Showgrounds for a little while when Claremont Oval was being redeveloped. the only dramas that club has it being a club for absolute cunts (I was in their zone).Old Easts are only having dramas now because the Town of East Fremantle is ran like a school P&C. it's just mental middle aged women on a power trip. I think it's very close to being the smallest council in the country.They also absolutely fucked EFO and got rid of every single bit and skerrick of history. absolute shame. and I support Souths.
>>140397473footy?
>>140397473good on them fuck zionist scum
>>140397603>iykwim haha
couldn’t give a poofters arsehole about israel, palestine, north melbourne or adelaide
>>140383473most suburban grounds did have 'casinos' though. up until they ripped every bit of history from it about five years ago, Moorabbin had pokies; Windy Hill still has them in operation too.Clubs were genuinely clubs back then too. Carlton had a really active social club and North Melbourne had their own disco back in the 70s and 80s.South Fremantle had a period of operating gigs before covid. Rock Rover got some decent international bands in.The issue is that clubs have essentially entirely peeled off from their historical homes and deserted their suburbs. the flow on effect is pretty notable. I mean Abbotsford and Collingwood had more pubs per square mile than anywhere else in the world, even London, when the Pies played there. now even institutions like the Bendigo Hotel are shutting.
>>140397473so fucking gay
>>140397662go jews btw
>go the demons btw
i like to watch girl piss
>>140397621meant for>>140397716
>>140397473would love to hear anticamping sperg's take on this
stop trying to bring the place down with your politic shitjust enjoy the footy have a beerhave a puntget on it with
>>140397766checked, based and me-pilled.
>>140397766what footy? dons and pies already played anon
>>140397766just ignore they forced you to take experimental gene therapy if you wanted to go to the footy btwgo suck more jew dick fag
triple m saturday rub, party pies and coke
stop complaining about how fucked our county is! stop noticing things! just have a beer and a punt and watch the footy
everybody here knows everything is fucked for fucks sakeI don't want to think about it on a saturday when I want to be able to unwind and actually enjoy something for once without being constantly demoralisedjust fuck off
>>140397865it is what it issperging on here wont change anything
>>140397922fucking thisits like they think they are doing a public service by being miserable cunts all the time
>>140397752trip on tentsperg>>140397922yes and everyone blames the wrong targetits always the banks or the hedge funds or wall street or some dumb shit when it's always the jews who are always the above but never named commiepoof
just listen to me dale thomas your local and friendly punditignore that I was doing way too many drugs even by collingwood standardsjust have a beer a punt on me haha
>everybody here knows everything is fucked for fucks sakeyes but they don't know why because dumb cunts like you sperg out every time the jew is mentioned
>>140397986whats the problem
>jaks on the log
daisy crisp thomas
>>140398071ripi cant have my windows open anymore due the the almost 24/7 offensive spice smells
>>140398071>>140398095cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>140398071do they have a daughter? indian girls love bwc
>>140398071you need to build a jeetshaker
>>140398071hang a Brisbane Lions banner out to welcome them to the neighbourhood
any one still remembering or have you forgot
>>140398120dunno yet. i can already hear their shitty music blasting from the moving vans speakers. also you can see directly into their second story bathroom window from our living room window, its just regular glass and not obscured glass lol
holy fuck that music is actually so loud. why do they have to have their music playing so loud? they're the niggers of asia
>>140398071having an indian family move into a rental is basically condemning the building
>>140398220post photos of their eighteen year old daughter when she's showering iykwim haha
>>140398290there was a bunch of south indians that were briefly staying in the house that im currently renting. its a brand new house and they would of only been in there for a few months before we moved in. took us weeks to get rid of the lingering curry smell
>>140397986crisp daisy
>>140398336crisp genuine rockspider
>>140398071welcome to albo’s australia
>>140398220>also you can see directly into their second story bathroom window from our living room windowinteresting
>>140398441it's the jews retard stop focusing on the puppets
>>140398071enjoy
despite aiming for top 4 again poort will lose to the crows again like they did last year, also despite crows being even shitter than last year
Mfw iggs fuckheads are bought back down to earth after losing by 20 goals tomorrow
>>140398496meant for>>140398220
it is them
lebbo or wog neighbours are worse than indians
>>140398536i didn't post this btw iykwim haha
>>140398566bullshit. my wog (italians) neighbours are great.
>>140398566ive never had chinese neighbors before. what are they like?
>>140398596go blues btw
>>140398596they've got you hoodwinked
>>140398610dunno, I don't live in eastern Melbourne
>>140398613oh yeah, I'm looking fwd to his antics this arvo. he should be nicely shitfaced by the bounce.>>140398632fuck off ranjeet
>>140398566wog neighbour = random parties 2 times a year easter and christmaslebbo neighbours = gun shots, firecrackers, cars revving at 3am, yellingnot even remotely the same
beverly d’angelo was so talented and sexy
fred are gunna lose again
>>140398536this speaks volumes man
Poort Adelaide absolutely copped a reality check last night with that absolutely grim performance and result. They were running around like they had pooey undies. I would love to wake up on a CRISP morning later in the winter, check my phone and see the group chat saying "Lads, Ken Hinkley just posted his resignation".
>>140398610i've lived next to a few, they're usually pretty quietsometimes they have friends over and get a bit loud but that level of 'loud' is way less than basically anyone else
>>140398681wog neighbours will ruin you given the chance. they can't be trusted. hope you don't own any cats or dogs, they'll kill them the moment you get on the wrong side of them
>>140398753stop watching the sopranos lol. aussie wogs just have cook ups and water down their concrete driveways
white neighbors = barking dogs, crying kids and over grown bushes grass and treesthey are insufferable
140398806FOWF
>>140398803nope. fuck wogs.
it's uphttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=b4fx6BjWEqk
I lived down the road from the daicos family growing up and my dog went missing when I was a kid iykwim haha
>>140398806you can have shitty neighbours of any race unfortunatelyi used to live in a really nice White suburb, then one of our neighbours sold their house and a guy moved in, died 2 years later then his faggot kids moved in and smoked and threw parties every 2nd night, and they were all white just bogan trash
>>140398938huh?
Worst neighbour I ever had was a Bangladeshi on welfare who I think was given refugee status escaping Tamils.Pretty sure he was the one who went through my car the one time I left it unlocked and one day me and my mate found him pissed as leaning against the letterbox for the group of units. He asked for food, offered some beans which he turned down then asked for cash and threatened to stab us. He was fucking paralytic and lanky as so we didn't really feel threatened, I just went and called the cops to come and sort him out while we left him there as were on the way out to go get dinner. Got a call from the cops later saying when they turned up he was banging on my door and yelling so they took him to the station. Declined to press charges and that was the last I saw of him before moving out not long afterwards.
>>140398977sorry Sri Lanka, same shit
>>140397766i just want to grill
>>140398938to add to thisI remember when I was a younger Naicos was always spoiled af would come to the local park where we would all be having a kick and brag about the new ps3 games and or lego sets his dad had just bought him this would happen like almost every weekend.
can’t stop thinking about that yank that used to drink his own cum
>>140398977You should've bashed him.
>ynr jizzus and his bottles on /b/
worst neighbour every was probably this methheaddid have a pretty shit subcontinental neighbour who would play music until 4 or 5but at least he hooked me up with a cute pajeeta friend of his
>>140399069he also stole my chips btw iykwim haha
You wanna fuck me like an animalYou like to burn me on the insideYou like to think that I'm a perfect drugJust know that nothing you do will bring you closer to me
How sexually repressed was everyone's parents? Mine were divorced. My Dad would talk about sex all the time, encouraged me to chase girls and offered to buy me a prozzie when I was 12. Meanwhile mumza pretended sex didn't exist. It kind of fucked me up and made me think sex was dirty.
>>140399222based mumza cringe dadza
>>140398610you never notice them
another nick story I have was at school he would always make people shout him food from the canteen however he wouldn't let us have any of the nice greek food his mum made
Davies-Uniacke 25+Simpkin 15+McKercher 15+Phillips 15+
gerard whateley is an afl mouthpiece
>>140399069Sounds like you’re jealous you were a poor cunt mate
>>140399267daicos loves it greek style iykwim
>>140399292macedonian style. means he likes to watch his brother fuck his gf
>>140399249Dadza probably lurks desu
>>140399322
>>140399268go kangas btw
i’m not watching the game today
are netball players straighter than female footy and soccer players? or are they all gay as well
>>140399222Only women are that malleable, don't push your own inclinations on momza.
i’d rather watch soccer and nrl than afl
>>140399384k, keep us posted.
>>140399384>t. Wayne Carey
>>140399352the joke actual joke is>greeks invented sex and the romans figured out you could have sex with women as welltypical maco slav stealing history
>>140399392try telling them its not a sport. if they bash you, they're a dyke.
>letting yourself be consumed by sportsball while the country is going to shit
>>140399457>le country is going to shitevery generation says this and nothing ever happens
>>140399457genuinely what can we do about it? violence is the only solution and the country has a monopoly on that thanks to the port arthur setup
>>140399384based Tex. tear it to shreds
>>140399457g'day blowie m8. glad you're here.
>>140399457shut up gottem and have a beer and a punt and watch the footy
Do you tards actually believe this Anzac commemoration crap is genuine? Why do you think they've started pushing it harder and harder over the years? Now there is an "Anzac Eve" match and some trophy for winning the match after Anzac Day.It's all bullshit designed to sell tickets to you dumb masses. The AFL couldn't give two fucks about fallen soldiers; it's all about capitalizing on you tards.
Bird's fallen asleep to Last Post
>>140399489>every generation says this and nothing ever happensYou mean aside from the housing market continually inflating?
>>140399511my grandfather, great grandfather and great great grandfather all fought and I couldn't give less of a fuck about the anzacs, fuck em
>>140399508Fuck the footy.
both of my grandfathers are vets so I care
>zac fisher sub KWAB
never knew matthew hayden had such a hot daughter
>NZ
>>140399539can one of them fix my fish?
>>140399457>le fighting the fight online xdyou are le legion xd thank you for your service xd
>>140399489thisoff to get my bollocks removed btw
Might punch a few cones and read some old phantom comics
>>140382511is an asmongold a athlete?
ive heard the nz anthem far too much the last few dayssince when is anzac day a whole fucking week
>>140399560they were vets not vets anon
terrible rendition of the poo peeland anthem
based sang the correct words band corp lady
our national anthem fucking sucks
okay ours is even worse
>>140399581>>140399581ThisPs I’m fucking gay and want my arse fingered tonight! If you’re in Perth, shoot me a text
What's a catapult party?
>>140399582so what type of vets?ag? or just schnoodles and guinea pig city vets?I think I need a vet with xp in both. none of them dumb zog puppets. the fish is really weird.
army outfit look like it for massive poofspoofy sideways hat with its poofy little chin strap
go kangas
all this war propaganda makes me think ww3 is around the corner
>>140399618ngl thats hot
>>140399617>he doesn't know about the NZ lemon juicer hat
>chipscab goes into the middle and has no effecthey ive seen this one before
>>140399618wtf i love north now
>>140399615they were cockroach vets
>>140399618Ooomph...
>>140391267Based caterday posterHaven't seen lately
>>140399618i love mutual masturbation vids
>>140399658lest we forget
Every day is Caturday .
tassie devils sticker arrived yesterday. stuck it on my pelican case.
It's gonna be one of those huh
>no kelli underwood
>>140399705crisp kot
>>140399714>she is going to ruin geelong v carlton
its cumming its cumming
looks like we’ve got an old fashioned shootout on our hands lads
>>140399731uhhhh violence against women IS A CRIME CHUD
I’m watching Collingwood v Essendon VFL
hate games when you can hear the players talking to each otherdoesnt feel real
how’s reality check doing? (the horse)
Going to drug my GF tonight with MDMA so she get super horny and let’s me fuck her arse
>>140399835imb4 the rape charge in 5 years
>>140399835based
>>140399835based aflw player
>>140399835Remember, it's not rape if you're high too.
>>140399714would rather listen to Kelli than Dwayne
Business idea: make drugs illegalSo if someone cries wolf about sex while high, they get penalised anyway like the blasphemous idiots they are
how about make drugs legal so we can finally get some good shit in this country
you now remember elijah taylor and sydney stack
>>140399457
>>140399900
cant stop pulling me pud and playin on the gamebox
>Handball through the 5-hole.Nice.What's the design on the front of the Crows jumpers? A lizard? I can't tell.
>>140400003it's a *igger blowing a horn
my adelaide (:
threadsperg loves spamming his unfunny pics over and over
Fuck, there's a high pitched noise in the commentary boxMAKE IT STOP
Lads, Crows just posted
heard the ding
>>140400018Ah, I see it now. Thank you.
>NSW 1.40>UTAB 1.45>S-TAB 1.04every time
>>140400124means the pies are done.
there’s a bigger crowd at the vfl than there is in hobart
Seriously can no one else hear that high frequency running on this stream? It's breaking my fuckin ears and no one's complaining about it
Are tehse the crowds we can expect at Devils games?
nice goal
>>140400162Ah, I see it now. Thank you.
>>140400216they'll probably be slightly better, depends on what happens with the stadium too
>>140400216maybe a scratchywhen they are down by 80 late in the 3rd
>>140399935agreed, all the charlie i get these days sucks and the bickies are shit i miss those carl williamson pingas.
corws
>>140400216north are a pathetic joke that won’t pull a crowd anywhere they play and really should fold. can’t blame taswegians for not wanting to watch them
I was nearly tempted to pick North Hobart to beat the Crows today.
What even happens in tasmania?I dont believe it exists desu
>>140400216>>140400287Devils will be unironically better than norf
>>140400302good. tell your friends.
devs wont be set up like gc and gasthere will be an expansion draft and theyll fill their squad with players from the other teams
who is the fat guy
Is hanging out with my favourite alfies every week "nothing special"?
>>140400380
>>140400325That's until North Melbourne goes bankrupt and are sent packing there. The Claytons AFL
>>140400396>taylor 'goatse' walker
>>140400396That's how the Crows train
Drinking boxxed wine watching norf get pumped.
devs won't get off the ground
>>140400438on the bubbles me
>>140400438yep crisp
>>140400325hobart is actually a desirable olacw to live unlike gold coast and western sydney
>>140400474Tassie's a great place.
>>140400438pulling cones for me
>>140400157More like Shit-TAB haha iykwim
>>140400438for me, its monastery beer
>work send me my flights for the next 2 months>18 flightsffs
againwhy the FUCK do peems wear white shorts against norfabolutely NO need for crom to have white in their strip AT ALL
whats he thinking?can he read?
Do you guys wanna see a picture of my bird?
>>140400510chimay?
>>140400548yes mate love birds
>>140400517the crows players have all synced their periods, so there's no danger in them spotting or bleeding this week.plus it makes their bums look extra tight.
come on north
>>140400548yes big fan of birds
>>140400554I don't know but it's 10%. God is good.
>>140400543
>>140400570>>140400590Here she is embracing her inner rock climber. She could probably play AFL better than all of norf.
how do you fix norf?
>>140400618lovely birb
>>140400618pfwoar
>>140400632Cuck them once again of draft priority assistance.>>140400645Cheers m8, she'll be 8 soon. Feels like yesterday I got her as a baby.
CLARKO OUT
>>140400632draft anon's bird
why do afl coaches use magnets and whiteboard? the players all know their set positions its not under 10s where you get moved around every quarterif someone is to be swung from backline to forward then tell them that or have a runner do it
>>140400676Out and... over
I want a pet corvid
>>140400618birds are so silly, I hope to have a pet bird one day
>>140397438maybe if he wasn't suspended for 4 weeks he would be more warmed up and less likely to have done that
Lads, Sholl just posted
>>140400632Introduce a new team that'll be bankrupt in a decade and give them a fuckload of financial, draft and list concessions.
how did they amass a team full of so many spuds?
>>140400680It's for the non whites
Higgins tackle on Allir should be graded as a hate crime
The shit I just took should be graded as a hate crime.
>>140400766against your arsehole or the porcelain?
>>140400679qt>>140400213I think it got quieter just now?
caught myself looking really good in the mirror and winked at myself
been drinking bundys since i got up
turning this shit off
shitting turns me on
I tipped north Melbourne but never again. This was their chance to win a game this year, but it won't happen. If they can't break Adelaide at their worst they will never win anything. I hope a Chinese conglomerate buys them and they relocate to India
norf will pull a win from somewhereprobably against essington and it costs them a top 4 finish
Norf wont win a game all year and probably won’t next year either
>>140400866>North Mumbai Curries
>>140400866>Adelaide at their worstthis is far from their worst, they were basically 8th last year despite starting shit this year
>>140399618me on the bottom taking off their socks and worshipping their feet with my tongue as ordered by all of them iykwim haha
>>140400890Their win % is like 13% or something
i fart and shit on north melbourne
>>140399681based meany recommendations?
don't like watching my team win
>>140400935If the lose their next 11 games they will be statistically the worst team in V/AFL history over a 100 game period. At the moment the record is held by a Norf team from the 30s >>140400948
>>140400977IFeelMyself has some great stuff. Based Aussie site.
>>140400986based north fan watching the suns game last year
been thinking i might start dressing like a bloke from the 70sshirts with fuck hueg collars, top couple buttons undone so my chest hair and big gold chain are on show and sport coat on top and flared pants of coursecasual wear stubby shorts and a bonds singlet or polo shirt (also with fuck hueg collar) and single pluggers and big aviator sunnys
dani laidley caused this
T E G G SEGGS: DDDDDDD
>>140401177>>140401177>>140401177
>the burger is a threadmaxxerFOWF
>>140400998looks good but how did you get around the paywall?
>>140401228Torrents.
>>140401228you must be 18 or over to post here
>>140401269>>140401305okay fair enough i'm retarded kek
