*sighs* shannon, put away your GOAT mask, because this was just the most pathetic showcasing of STATPADDING I have ever seen. Killing the elderly and the immunocompromised DOES NOT MAKE YOU THE GOAT VIRUS. The Spanish Flu was dropping 25 year olds with ease, coronavirus is a JOKE!
Oh come on now Skeeeeeeeeup you know that ain't comparable. Them 25 year olds in 1919 had the same level of resistance as a 60 year in 2020 with modern medicine. Your boy Spanish Flu, or should I call him by his real name H1N1 mmmmmhmmmmmmm. Das right Skeeeup the same H1N1 who competed in 2009. The same virus who failed to lock the world, let me say that again THE WORLD, against modern medicine. So don't come to this studio talkin like they on the same playin field. Or as my grandmama always said "Don't go callin yourself Michael Jordan when you dunkin on a Fischer-Price goal"
>>99537255Topkek.Have a nurgle gift.
This "coronavirus" is a cod. A bad illness, but not a serious illness.
>your black deaths, your smallpox, your zika virus
>>99537518kek
>power cut off>corona everywhere outside>no natural gas for shower because of the power outage>no sports to watch>infected on /sp/is this fucking falloutthis is the only reaction image on my phone which has no juice left
>>99538554Take care anon
>>99538554F
here op you can borrow one of mine
TYBD
Day 1 of Prison>Jon walks out to the yard for the first time to get some fresh air, as he approaches the weight bench 5 guys rush himHow does he do /sp/?
>>99535252Gets his ass beat.
Likely he doesn't have the size and reach advantage on everyone there so he getting his ass torn up as we speak, LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY
>aaaah peds save me
>>99535516>Likely he doesn't have the size and reach advantage on everyone therejust how common do you think 85 inch reaches are? it's likely nobody in the entire prison has arms that long
>>99535516lmao you thinking of someone like mayweather, jon mogs most people easily
black qb
cough
Khabib "The Duck" Nurmagomedov edition
>>99538464kill yourself, mick bastard
what did he mean by this?
Test
>>99537627test
>>99537852irlanda
>>99537674You have teh aids
News: Everything is shut down and cancer, so fuck it.Schedule: UnknownFear not, as global warming is about to btfo this cancer Chinese-flu shit, and we'll be back to racing by June.HANG IN THEIR BOYS, AND WE'LL GO RACING SOON ENOUGH!Rags: Welcome as usual, but fuck divegrass.
>>99534191Not like it could get much worse.
Just got off the phone with Mike Harmon. He told me his IT department is working on a cure for this "green post" cancer, and they'll have it fixed for us within about 12 hours.
>>99538054Sounds great.
>>99510042Am i crazy or is her belly button really high up.
It's time for a new thread, men.>>99538455
Anyone know of any rape allegations or any criminal history in relation to NFL player Josh Norman?
>>99538029KWAB
Good thing hes going to buffalo. soooooo many fat white chicks who will fuck him willingly.
>>99538029Explain?
Only asking cause I've heard rumors about him and shit trying to see if anyone can confirm them
Been trash outside of 1 year
>Julian Knight, the chair of the Digital, Culture, Media and Sport committee, has condemned the actions of some Premier League clubs, who have furloughed non-playing staff.>Tottenham, Newcastle, Bournemouth and Norwich have opted to utilise the government's job retention scheme.>"It sticks in the throat," said Knight.>"This exposes the crazy economics in English football and the moral vacuum at its centre.">Mayor of London Sadiq Khan told BBC Radio 5 Live top-flight players should be the ones to "carry the burden".>"My view is always that those who are the least well-off should get the most help," he said.>"Highly paid football players are people who can carry the greatest burden and they should be the first ones to, with respect, sacrifice their salary, rather than the person selling the programme or the person who does catering or the person who probably doesn't get anywhere near the salary some of the Premier League footballers get."https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/52120578
>Offer a scheme to pay wages so non-essential staff can stay home and businesses don’t have to sack people>Complain when businesses use it>But muh footballersMaximum squad size is 25, so 500 in the entire PL. I’m sure the management of all companies using this scheme is on enough money to dwarf the income of every PL footballer combined.
>>99535726they're under contract and it's not the players fault any of this. There needs to be good will, if the players wages combined with the lack of revenue will force the club to close then obviously the players taking a pay cut or some kind of arrangement to reduce club costs will keep them in a job once this passes.It's cliché but common sense must prevail.
For me it’s Sluts k
>>99535302The teams bought too much avocado toast. Should have had 6 months emergency savings. Time for them to bootstrap it and practice their firm handshakes.
So when will you faggots be adopting our league systems and letting those mickey mouse shitters go the way of the dodo?>no profit sharing>no salary caps or luxury tax>incredibly weak labor unionthis is the future you chose.
Go Lakers!Go Patriots!Go Barcelona!Go Cowboys!Go Dodgers!I purposely got infected by going over to /biz/ and have returned to infect /sp/. Thankfully, this is not illegal, because /sp/ is under California jurisdiction, and it is legal to give another person HIV or any other deadly disease without telling them you have it in this glorious state. Rejoice my brothers!R.I.P. Kobe
>>99537593>Patriots>Cowboys >Names state with some of the strictest lockdown measures
no glowies allowed
someonee else make a new one this time
new>>99537759>>99537759>>99537759
Gettin' it ready corona?
>>99537767it's already up, retard
>>99529158Cure me sp
Really shows you which are the most disgraceful clubs in the Premier League
>>99536619
>>99537033test what?
>>99536619>he doesn't know
Hello
