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You are Lieren of Nothing, native of Shangrala, genius philosopher, skilled warrior, loyal friend, diligent builder, humble farmer and hunter by trade, Primarch by birth/creation, respected by all men who know you, loved by many, and feared by the evil hearted and villainous. Having met with your brother once chained, Angron Thal'kyr, after he freed himself and the vast majority of the slave population of the capital city of Nuceria, the jewel in the mountains, Desh'ea, the two of you brothers sat down by the fire after you had cast off the identity of Kynigos the Ancient, to both your liberated kinsman and your own, self trained followers, wiling away hours as dusk turned to night as his army of former slaves rested and recovered from the rigors and trials of fleeing from the kennels of their masters into the vast wilderness of the world beyond the grasping claws of the tyrants who ruled over it, far from the eyes of the villainous high riders or their techno barbaric legions.

You spoke of your own struggle against oppressors and corrupted dynasties, you explained the means you sued to travel from the distant fogs of Shangrala to the sandy plains and monolithic mountain ranges of Nuceria, and revealed that soon your brother's armies of pit fighters and servants would be reinforced with the very best fighters and warriors ever trained and fielded upon your homeworld. However, it was then he raised a troublesome question, after you had briefly explained the nature of the primarchs and their creation, as well as the existence of their legions of adeptus astartes. Namely, the reason for you brothers twenty were scattered and lost amongst the stars, denied from both each other and your nameless father, The one day emperor of mankind.

While you knew speaking the total truth would exposed Angron to wiles and manipulations, whose potential as a psykerist remained latent and buried, unlike the scholarly Magnus, who surpassed your own psionic power and ability by several steps, you knew that you had no place or right to feed him the lie your father had instructed you to share. That evil spirits were "aggressive aliens" or "Non sentient Warp entities", rather than the ruthlessly cunning devils and emotional parasites they truly were. However, your other brother, Perturabo, who had been bedeviled by the presence of the eye of terror's gaze, which spoke of the man's own potential to awaken as you had to your spiritual and mental powers, had provided you with a half truth that while it was no deception and revealed in part the reality of the scattering of the Primark's, hid away the dangerous knowledge your father wished to keep hidden and only spread as far as necessary to protect those who may otherwise be ensnared by the beings it concerned.

Cont
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Newsflash. Neither did squats until they did again. Who's to say what the future holds?>>5417854
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>>5417856
Malice doesn't exist because Malal exists since this is old lore not the retarded new lore. Also Malal has no actual influence on Lieren.
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Calling the vote now. Sorry for the long wait, hit a writer's block for a few days.

Use the paranoia of Lycuarch to purge Loc'ea of its tyrants, and maneuver those loyal to your cause into positions of power, leaving only Lycuarch and the unrepentantly wicked members of his house among a sea of the virtuous and penitent. Readying it for a quiet and hopefully bloodless coup.:16

Find Feng, since you know he will have volunteered to join the fight despite Akanksha's pregnancy and would be the first and furthest scout sent, and give him targets, after informing him of the present situation and giving him some Beggars to "Apprentice" as he carries out his missions:13

While everything falls into place we ourselves shall do something to ground ourselves, Meditate for we are on far off soil and beneath distant stars: 1

Advise Lycuarch to march into a battle against the Thal'kr that will leave both sides weakened, and have your beggar sect alert Angron of the battle, so he could strike it from a flank they did not expect, emerging from the mountains to crush the winded and bloodied armies of two cities.:1

Have your beggar sect poison several other high rider house-holds, to make the conflict brewing between the Loc'ria and Thal'kr spread, allowing Angron more freedom of movement and action and giving him the chance to appear even more heroic when he begins his campaign:1

Total votes:18

So Lieren will use the Paranoia he's seeded in Lycuarch's mind to purge Loc'ea of its tyrants, Maneuvering those loyal to his cause in positions of power, surrounding the remaining tyrants withing the Loc'ria family with a sea of virtuous souls, ready to launch a quiet and hopefully bloodless coup

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Lieren has transcended to become qjhg2tnuest giver.
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>>5419860
Captcha strikes again I see.
But yeah we're essentially a quest giver in some Chinese 40K knockoff MMO when you think about it.

You are in dire need of a toilet
How do you acquire one before your pants become soiled?
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>>5411400
Supporting.
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>>5411412
>>5411410
>>5411400
As you get to the finale your mandibles expand so that you may bellow out the grandest verse yet! It is so awesome inspiring that the ghosts Haunting your flesh begin to join you in the song, but for some odd reason a very hot tomato hits your tongue as you start the verse; leaving it a bit less than able to finish it. Sadly it seems the man who threw it, and all he owned (as well as those near him), are burned to very disfigured corpses
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>>5412338
Beautiful.
Let us delve into the crap dimension.
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>>5414924
+1
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>>5414924
Supporting!

It is August, 1642, and a breathless man has just handed you a letter. In it, you read the news that is sweeping across England - the King has raised his banner in Nottingham, and declared the Parliament in London to be in revolt. This moment has been coming for many years - the constant abuses of the King, his indulgence of catholics, his defeat in Scotland and his failure to defeat the Confederate Rebels in Ireland have inflamed many. At the same time, many stand by King Charles - Parliament, though it claims to stand for the liberty of all English Protestants, has been insubordinate to their rightful liege, and many of its number are wild puritans, extreme in religion and repressive in law.

The British Isles have not been quiet in many decades, but now they are to be washed in blood. God's eyes have turned from the land, and men are left to slay, slaughter and pillage in hope of victory. Both sides claim to represent law, freedom, true protestant religion and good order. Both sides, in the years to come, will stain the green fields of England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales with gore.

>Which side are you on?
>Roundhead - You're a committed Parliamentarian, a firm believer that this ancient assembly is the only way to guard the liberties of Englishmen. You believe in a true church to worship God and destroy Catholic papistry at every turn, and you believe the King has over-stepped his rights and repressed his English subjects.
>Cavalier - You are a servant of His Majesty Charles I, King of England, Scotland and Ireland, by the grace of god. The upstarts in Parliament are rebels, and nothing more - traitors, who would invite the Presbyterian Scots into England and tear down the rightful rulers of the land - the king and his nobles. They must be put down - and besides, Puritanism is a miserable way to live when there is all the glory and beauty of court to be had.
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>>5393801
Truly saddened by this turn of events
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Rip promising quest.
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>>5387684
Qm come back
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was fun till it lasted
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>Mudcore bullshit
>Died with a wet fart

It's late 2020, and LA burns! Time is running out of time as the walls close on the City of Angels and the entire country. You, the humble Porfirio Ramirez, low level car enthusiast and illegal immigrant divorcé, are making a break for the deserts outside of the seemingly endless sprawl of Greater Los Angeles. So far, it hasn't been easy.

Law enforcement in the area has totally collapsed. The streets are dominated by a combination of insane looters, emerging factions, Revolutionary groups, and the myriad other threats that come with the 2nd US Civil War. What's left of the authorities are fortifying the narrow passes outside of the region and looking to seal your fate. The only opening is the far off Banning Pass, closer to the Arizona Border than your native San Fernando and so dangerous that nothing short of a foreign military could hope to seize it.

Normally, someone crazy enough to Escape from the Valley like this would be driving a badass muscle car, reinforced with armor plating and top of the line performance. Unfortunately, you're broke (the divorce was hard) and are driving a leased junker that would have been repo'd if the country didn't collapse. The armor plating fell off somewhere around Burbank and it's a miracle your car even starts.

The one bright spot has been the friends you've made along the way. Early on you picked up a random passer-by that was going to be devoured by a drugged out horde of vagrants (just another day in LA) who was secretly working for some kind of criminal/terrorist/espionage organization and has given you a mysterious envelope that will help you out of the city. Later, in the hills by Glendale, you managed to get to a crashed LAPD chopper in time to help rescue one of the passengers and gain the help of a one-woman-army and her arsenal, a vital resource when you're being shot at with every passing mile. Most importantly, you have the help of your Lord and Savior Jesus Christ, to Whom you owe your life to. Even before the chaos it was prayer, not those overpriced mechanics you ignored, that kept your car running!

You're nearing the Banning Pass, and are currently deep in Cartel territory in a violent industrial zone being swarmed by hordes of feral meth addicts. Up ahead is an advancing Revolutionary faction advancing rapidly and brutally, with only a single envelope as your hope. Only a madman would try to Escape from the Valley by moving yet further through it, but they don't call you Lunatic Porfirio for nothing!

[A 2nd US Civil War Gaiden]
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>>5413322
It was the Kevlar vest wasn’t it?
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>"Conspiracy"
>Mainstream/Legacy Media

I'm very dronk rn, and I suspect it may be the key to "getting" the meta of drunk QM's posts. Deep lore, let's go
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>>5413322
>>Mainstream News
>Law Frequency
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>>5413322
>Conspiracy Station
>Mainstream News
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>>5413322
>Mainstream News
>Communist Broadcasts

You scrambled to grab the notebook Cleopatra gave you, swinging open the pages and pushing a pencil with gold-painted letters and rich dark graphite to sketch the walls and the roof of your house as well as Mary’s taxicab and some triangle-and-stick trees. You held up the book to face Cass; you tapped the pen’s dull end across the illustration. “The house, why did you come to -my- house, gal?” You put it from the paper and to your chest, “My house. Do you understand what I’m asking you?!”

From within her lips puffed up another scintillating bubble. It grew until it was as big as her eye, and then it, like an amoeba, split up from the rest of her body. It hung in the air between you, auburn colours and lines forming into quavering shapes worse than yours by a minuscule extent. You sketched the symbols given before, and as it did, the bubble popped. You turned away from the alien woman to chew over the outlines and patterns instead. You scratched your neck with the—seeming—high-priced pencil.

Then, it hit you. The last week of your life. “No way,” you muttered, “is that supposed to be me, drinking? Is the reason I had no hangover at all for the last seven days is … you? Visiting me every fucking night?”

All she did was blink in her usual, unusual, cryptid way. Her lips were closed tight and her bulging arms were twisted down her dress to her knees.

She did not speak, or understand U.S. English. You -knew- that, yet you spoke in anger anyway; she was just another prohibition agent.

“Do you realise how creepy that is? You broke into my house seven times! Fuck, let’s leave that aside. I don’t like the bottle-ache, but I like to drink, you piece of ooze, I love to be fried and stuffed and all the rest of slang alternatives. What is it to you, huh? I’m not the only man tipping a few, why did you come to me? Do you want the addresses of others? I can give them to you. You want names?”

She opened her lips to speak, but the second bubble was near-identical to the first, the shapes included.

You crumpled the page in your shaking hands before turning it over. You sketched down One Two’s figure: all creepy and dark.

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>>5418534
> Help Cass get dressed and then drink some brandy before leaving to meet One Two.
Feels like shit, but it'd be worse to get our sister killed or stuck fleeing the law forever, all for an alien we barely know... Even if Cass does seem nice.
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>>5418534

> [Write In] and then drink some brandy.

Let's concoct a plan. Going to need to stretch our art skills a bit here.

1. Illustrate that we are going to go meet One-Two.

2. Illustrate Cass attacking us and leaving visible marks, cuts, burns w/e she can manage. Illustrate an indication that Cass has fled the area.

The plan is to make it look like Cass caught onto us, attacked us, then fled. We go to One-Two with our best "she seemed so nice then look what she did to us" story.

In reality Cass just stays holed up in this house, preferably in the attic or something. We go to One-Two, he berates our incompetence, hopefully we and Mary walk free.

Bonus points if we drop clues that she's going for the nearest large body of water, a nice big hard to verify wild goose chase.

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>>5418703
Hm. May be worth a go, actually!

>>5418534
I am >>5418578, and I support this plan to fake an escape.
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Update tomorrow!
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>>5418703
>>5418534

This is good. Support!

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In 2073, the world as humanity knew it came to an end when it was struck by an asteroid swarm.

It is now 2595, over five hundred years after the Eshaton. The world has changed in that time. Monstrous beings known as Psychonauts seek to infect all life with a disease known as Sepsis. Rival factions compete over the shattered remnants of Europe – paranoid legions of warrior-doctors, masked technophiles with voices like thunder, imperious merchants from faraway Africa and more. Caught in the middle of this struggle for supremacy, primitive tribes and desperate scavengers do whatever it takes to survive.

You are Three Hundred – that's what you call yourself, at least. You survived the Eshaton by spending the last five centuries frozen inside of a subterranean bunker. Unfortunately, you woke up without any memories of the past. All you know for certain is that you are not an ordinary human, for you possess the power of memes. Somehow, you are able to alter your voice and plant irresistible suggestions in the brain of a specific target, causing them to obey, forget or flee in terror.

In the weeks since your awakening, you have taken a barbaric tribe known as the Voss under your wing and transformed the bunker into a base of operations. Though your primary goal is to gain access to the restricted areas of your home, several tribesmen have been infected with Sepsis. You have travelled to the nearby town of Mulhouse to seek medicine that can fight the disease and to learn more about the factions that dominate the world after the Eshaton.

At this point in time, you are somewhere in the streets of Mulhouse, posing as a tribal chieftain and speaking with Jurvaz – the tribesman responsible for awakening you – and the other Voss that you have brought with you. Having taken note of the memetic abilities that you wield, they question your claim that you do not enslave others. If you don't handle this well, you will risk losing their loyalty and drawing unwanted attention.

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>>5415889
We became some retard tribals babysitters, if anything im impressed he endured this much
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>>5416180
True.

I did want to leave to go east to the Protectorate and have adventures or whatever in the first thread, but I was outvoted 'cause people wanted to stay in the bunker.
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yeah... in hindsight bothering with the tribals AT ALL is shitto
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>>5417960
I voted to ditch them, shoot them, mind control them every time it comes up but the moral fags always had their way.
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>>5417964
I agree. I did vote to hunker in the bunker but all that freedom shit was useless... also we avoided all the story hooks because we wanted to maintain secrecy oh bummer

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>MC sheet:
https://pastebin.com/MHXgUPfb

>Previous thread:
https://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=m+a+demon

>For a compilation of world building and a short description of ALL characters read:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1HdNk_aoJ9zuF-yeniH0Cnnr_jgUX42xzKbhn2uWUX54/edit?usp=sharing
This document can be edited by (you)

>Summary: It was too large for upload in 1 post apparently
https://pastebin.com/JwMmnYQM

Last thread votes:
>Boom + Fake her death 2 (+1 if you secure artifacts)

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>>5416326
What would they think of seeing the terminator movies? A chimera rebelion?
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>>5416333
Chimeras have stayed loyal to humanity for 400+ years since they got wiped.
not that.
probably more reasons to fear tech,
The Empire would like to have those movies and sell the as a posible future.
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>>5416326
You did give us enough hints.
Came from earth.
large enough for this level of destruction.
There are few things from earth that can do it.

What about pornos?
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>>5416757
>porn
I assuem they have it, too, comsidering compatible anatomy in many of the local species... And the kobold orgy. What would be so remarkable about ours, aside from the participants themselves being 'demons'?
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>>5416938
Maybe everything is bigger and better on Earth.

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Pizzeria Quest Continued:

Archives: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nm4wIIRm_qLE6QXMl2oxf8TYqE7apKWw3_Nbl2vmONc/edit?usp=sharing

(Links to various Days/Nights up to the current one are at the top of the Archive)

Prior thread:
>>5350121

*Art Credited to Gloop
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I'm for asking Theo if he's able to make a Pact with us
Having power that could work on Lip would be great in the long run
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>>5419053
>>5419037
that's fucking baby tier
you should check how's philippines been doing for the past few days
2 category 5 typhoons fucking shot it straighter than a nigger pulled out a gun sideways pointblank less than a year apart
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>>5419369
It would be nice to have, the arm is currently our most powerful means of attack and it's completely ineffective against her according to Lip herself. Having some conflicting source of demonic power to use against her would help. Also Theo seems like he might be more reasonable in whatever he asks for a boon, and if it's decided to be too much from us we can just refuse and then follow Dolly with the bait to go fishing. At most asking him would take 5-10 minutes.
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>>5413921
+1 to these questions when we follow Dolly for fishin'.
>>5413972
+1 to asking about a Pact with Theo as well.
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Do you guys think we can get exclusive animatronic from this zone?
Maybe we'll get the choice of Nightmares and Phantoms?
Maybe even Funtime Phantom Freddy?

“A Knight is Sworn to Valour. His Heart Knows Only Virtue. His Blade Defends the Helpless. His Might Upholds the Weak. His Word Speaks Only Truth. His Wrath Undoes the Wicked.”

Every child in Cantôn knows of the Knight’s Code. From peasant-born waifs playing with sticks in the mud to keen-eyed noble sons practicing with cold steel in the training yard, all have at the very least dreamed of one day becoming a knight themselves. To ride out on errantry into the Five Duchies Kingdom and beyond for God and Glory, bringing the Law of Adam to the wicked and the Blade of Cain to the beast.

The Knights of Cantôn are sworn to follow the Code, to obey the King, to refuse no call for aid honestly asked for, to seek out and destroy the Foe wherever it may lurk and rid the world of evil.

Were it so easy…

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>>5419321
Also I'd like to know about alcohol culture in the dukedoms and world in general. Like does each duchie have their own traditions or are they more standard. I assume beer and wine is a staple everywhere, but I imagine Favalon would have more of a culture of ciders and herbal bitters or liquors owing to the abundance of ingredients to be found in the forest. Is distillation a widespread thing, or are strong spirits rare? What about the church stance on alcohol, i know they see consumption in excess as a vice, but how much do they incorporate or encourage it in rituals and celebration? As a Scandinavian I'm used to it being a huge part of all holidays and festivals secular or otherwise, but i imagine more puritan places would frown on our level of consumption for holy occasions.
Also what type of sailors are the langlish ale's and gin? Wine and sweet liquors, rum and grog?
What do the cathargi drink? Do they have hookah as they seem like a blend of eastern Roman and Arabian/Persian with the coffee and stuff.
Also is tea a thing in the setting
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>>5419344
wait whittling? i luv u anon < 3333
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whinge-anon i feel you but whinge is not the answer
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>>5419401
I recently started getting into it.
>pic related
my sister's due date is later this month so a lot of it has been baby related.
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>>5419406
that's cute af, massive respect dude!!!!!

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Following the Emperor's death at Endor, the once unstoppable Galactic Empire has cracked and began to crumble. While the members of the Rebel Alliance come together to form the NEW REPUBLIC, the remnants of the Empire begin to tear themselves apart at the hands of IMPERIAL WARLORDS who each seek to install them-self as the next emperor. With nearly half the galaxy in the hands of the New Republic, the IMPERIAL REMNANT seems powerless to stop the rebel advance.

Among the soldiers and sailors of the WARLORDS, terror and hope fills men and women in varying forms, as those who serve seek their calls of duty and responsibility, surviving just to live another day in a galaxy without order....

>previous Thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Remnant+Captain

Up to date Pastebin: https://pastebin.com/w3n6dkqR

You are Commander Slythas Caime, battling your way down a corridor of the Dark Cathedral of Corellia, digging an imperial traitor out of his hiding hole, but first, we have to go back in time, to a simpler age...
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>>5417811
Should we make a list of actions we want to do for all 20 days? Like say 1 catch-up on sleep, 2-5 beach, etc? Speed up things a little so we can give. You what we want all at once so it’s not dragging?
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>>5417811
>This Resort has a reputation for spas and relaxation activities, let’s see whats up around here, and maybe run into some of my officers.

Would love to actually have some interaction and get to know the men and women in our fleet
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>>5417811
>>This Resort has a reputation for spas and relaxation activities, let’s see whats up around here, and maybe run into some of my officers.
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>>5417811
>>This Resort has a reputation for spas and relaxation activities, let’s see whats up around here, and maybe run into some of my officers.
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>Beaches
Writing
>>5418292
no, just keeping track so we know how long it lasts.

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your girlfriend is a character from kuroinu:
>alicia
>celestine
>chloe
>claudia
>kaguya
>lou lou
>maia
>olga
>prim
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>>5419642
>Intuition
>The Tale
>Temple Attendant
>Sacred Guard
>Shadow
gotta have an assassin, but will bump her hard numbers sometimes as well later on

>Go with Havel's route. There's no need to risk confrontation and as far as you or anyone in Arcturus keep was aware there were no imminent crises looming over Levantine so you could probably afford the day.
friendship time
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>>5419655
>Support
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>>5419655
Forgot to mention what to ask of him.
Ask him what got him to join the military.
Note that Alicia trusted him a lot, ask how long he has been serving her.
And thank him for trusting her order even though his gut instinct. We got off on the wrong foot we would like to fix that, he seems to be a good man.
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>>5419733
You're confusing the one male commander for the other m8. Havel is the second guy that was in monastery and only spoke once.
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>>5419744
Fuck.
Then I have nothing to talk to the dude other than ask why he joined the army I guess.

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>This is not an erotic story, but the tale of a loser coomer. Is it you anon?
Rules:
You can:

>TRY ACT
You got nothing to lose anyway

>THINK:
You might think something useful

>PERCEIVE:
If you to look/ear/taste to get more information

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>>5389940
You take a step forward to punch the guard with your most trained arm.
30kg of muscles contract in your right arm as you take aim.

You lose balance as you slide on your own piss. You try to stay standing but your low blood sugar wouldn't allow it.
You crash to the ground.

The guard straddles you and starts tazing your balls. You take one last sniff as you lose consciousness, you can only PERCEIVE the smell of piss and sweat.

>I should have ordered pizza and kept jacking off at home.
This is your last thought before your vision goes dark and then... nothing....

GAME OVER
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Is there a new game +?
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>>5389972
We will start Coomer Quest 2 tomorrow.
Let's hope the adventure will last longer than 3 actions this time.
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>>5389976
Don't know if I can wait that long... Gon... Gonna... GONNA COOOOOOM!!!!
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Foolishness. You should have initiated a grapple. Everyone knows Coomers have an ABSURD kung fu death grip jack hand modifier. Like a fucking crocodile in a death roll.

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Saiyans. Known throughout the universe as the warrior race, their power and combat prowess proved invaluable in the Covenant's downfall. And with the largest threat to the PTO destroyed, their remnants scattered across space, the universe has been united under one banner. Peace reigns across the galaxy, under the rule of Lord Freeza, Emperor of the Universe. But not all wish it to be this way. Remnants of those who were conquered are gathering in the shadows, increasing their power, and plotting their revenge. Despite this newfound age of peace swiftly spreading across the stars, there are those who would seek its end. Will you be able to stop them, or shall the universe once more be plunged into the fires of war?

Welcome to Saiyan Conqueror Quest! This story takes place in an alternate timeline within the greater Dragonball EU. You the players control Karn: once an ordinary Saiyan warrior with a meager powerlevel of 2,830 who has risen to become a mighty Berserker Super Saiyan, and so much more. Throughout your many adventures, the “Dragon of New Salda” has grown into the symbol of Saiyan might and power, widely recognized across the universe as Freeza's close friend and confidant, not to mention his right hand man and General of his forces. From humble beginnings on the now long gone Planet Vegeta, Karn has become the pride of his people, and their greatest champion.

Character sheets and other info:
https://controlc.com/46ec566d
https://pastebin.com/u/GrandDragonQM
Archive:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=Saiyan+Conqueror+Quest
Help fund quest art commissions here: https://www.patreon.com/GrandDragonQM

Quest rules are as follows:
>30 minute voting windows
>Pick ONLY ONE option when voting(unless otherwise noted)
>Dice rolls are all best of first three, only correctly rolled dice pools will count

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>>5399167
Do you really think this old guy, over 200 years old, thinks that way?
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>>5399244
Well by all means, he's welcome to grow some balls like his son and take Vegeta to task again.
But yeah, I figure he'd be stubborn about something stupid like that. I can't wait for him to meet his half-breed great grandkids.
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SOON
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>>5399713
...later.
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It has begun! >>5399737

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"King T'challa is dead."
"My condolences-"
"Wakanda must always have a Black Panther."
"Alright-"
"The panther spirit has chosen YOU to be the next Black Panther so you must come with us to Wakanda at once."
"Wait you do understand I'm WHITE right?"
"We are aware but the panther spirit has made its decision."
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You're a pale white guy that was abducted by a group of bald but extremely fit Wakandan warrior women that informed you that you've been chosen as the next Black Panther. What now?
>I'm a diversity hire aren't I?
>I refuse to be your token white minority black panther!
>Do I get a harem of hot black women if I say yes?
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>>5412004
+1
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That was inspirational and racist at the same time you're leaning more towards inspirational but only a little bit. You strive to be helpful and ask about what problems need solving no time for complaining about your treatment.
"What kind of black panther stuff there is to do problems that need solving?"
"Urgently we need a final solution to the Asgardian question. The globalist neoliberal cabal forced our hand they labeled us a racist ethnostate and threatened sanctions unless we opened our borders now we have thousands of space viking refugees in our country that no one wanted. W'Kabi and other Wakandan nationalists want me to remove sausage."
"Remove sausage??"
"White pig. sausage. They think it's terribly clever."
"That's not clever that's stupidly racist!!"
"I concur. I'm not racist I don't hate white people. but I've to put Wakanda first. It's a fact vikings rape and pillage and steal from rich countries they're unfit for Wakandan society."
"Is that what you think of me too?"
"No you're one of the good ones. but in general Wakanda will be safer without Asgardian rapefugees I mean refugees."
>Volunteer to remove space vikings
>Propose to integrate Asgardians into Wakandan society
>You've had enough of Wakanda. burgle their museum. steal her tv. go back to America
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>>5419615
>>Propose to integrate Asgardians into Wakandan society
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>>5419615
>Ask where we keep our big niggers at, round them up
>We're going to have a tournament in which individual Asgardians can earn their full citizenship here if they can singlehandedly break a Wakandan buck

I wish this quest updated more frequently.
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>>5419615
>Propose to integrate Asgardians into Wakandan society
We can call it section 8 housing until we find a new country we can give/deport them too.
Tell the wakandans that they can either pay to move all of them or an asgardian in every home

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Read the rules: https://pastebin.com/hQMZiGUM
How to play: https://pastebin.com/ehJnx9SL

The dice you put in the "options" box is:
dice+1d10

>What is /conqst/?
/conqst/ is a 4Chan story-telling, strategy game that is just like Risk but allows you to have more freedom in defining your civilization. Build your nation on the path that you choose, be it war, economical, benevolence, pious, or just plain chaotic. You tell the story of how your nation thrives in this ever-changing world. Just remember one thing: Your ultimate goal is to conquer the world.

>Can I join?
If there's any territory shaded in white, yes. If there isn't any, some players may be nice enough to give you land or allocate a puppet state. If not, then you could wait until the next game (or when I kick out inactive players).

>How hard is it to learn how to play this game?
It's better for you to learn as you go, but it's not difficult to play. You start with 5 territories as one nation, expand until you can't expand, and choose to attack, fortify, and/or defend. Plain and simple. You also get +1 attack and +1 defense for every certain amount of territories you own, and gain National Strength (NS) and gold every roll.
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>>5404139
Notes
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Endgame called (1/4, 3/4 votes needed to end game)

LMK if I made any mistakes.
Next map 11.5 hours from the time of this post.
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Organizations
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Okami's Earthly Paradise (High Walls):Mōri Clan||345 Fede
4 Leaves Alliance:Samurai Dynasty,Mōri Clan | +1 Attack | 21 att/def
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National Strength Maxed | Territory count (+Attack/Defense) | Gold
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>5404699
>finish my enemy
>Build forts and markets

End game
>Yes
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>>5404699
End game.
Build a sea gate towards lotus sky and kill them.
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>5404738
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>>5404699
WINNER! The Mōri Clan AND Samurai Dynasty!

CONGRATULATIONS NEW LEADERS OF JAPAN!!!


GAME TOO EASY. GG


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