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she can suffocate me with her thighs and i would die happily
even killer pinkie could stab me and turn me into cupcakes and i would thank her
Poinker? Yes
>>36604781I want Pinkamena to cut me.
>>36602288We ignoring...? Ok then, yes, Pinkie doesn't know what sex is.
>>36605449i mean does it matter?????? sex or no sex this fine mare will have my heart forever
put nice pictures of smiling ponies
>>36602947
>>36602947bad meme lol
Love All Around EditionAll Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!Archives (green, thread, plus downloads): https://dazzlefan.club/Guides for Aspiring Writers:https://ponepaste.org/1661https://ponepaste.org/1659https://ponepaste.org/1658Art Compilation:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0Steam group:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36600445
>G5 tomorrowGet ready for drama!
>>36605571Really? Oh boy.
>>36605580Yep, should be a stream around 10:00am ETLooking forward to the board fallout.
>>36605820>>36605820>>36605820
What is a 'Satyr Abomination' thread about?A satyr is what happens when a human and a pony decide to get freaky and end up having a child. The top half is mostly human, the bottom is from pony mom (or pony dad). This thread is dedicated to the art and written works about these lovable creatures.>What about other species?The show had quite a few different intelligent species by season 8, 'everycreature' and all. Pick your poison, but /mlp/ is mainly into ponies.>What is the world/characters/personalities & attributes?The most common setting is one or multiple Anons in Equestria. Most of the established characters are in the list below, the personalities mostly vary from green to green. Just ask the thread about common headcanons.Satyrs by Parent: https://pastebin.com/d7T2GaDkStory by Parent: http://pastebin.com/qFf46ep5Author List: http://pastebin.com/RFgtrECqSearchable Archive:http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/search/?tags=satyrDiscord:Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36602559We need to make a town for folks like you, we're gonna call it twitertown or some shit.Bella has the right of walk arround her twon naked
Found one of your guys/gals dad's wandering on page 10
>>36603895Dadfus wander off sometimes. It happens.
>36600219Gross
>>36605198>sage>2021back to /b/ with you
It's /sun/day! Let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance./sun/day Story Archives:https://poneb.in/F2iArQf1https://poneb.in/UXDGuZbxhttps://ponepaste.org/4028 - 3 new stories!Humanized variants of Princess Celestia and others are unwelcome here.Previous thread: >>36484680
>>36603918I wouldn't even call it a flood. There are like 15 threads up.That's tame imo. But I can't really say that I care one bit about it and it looks like most people feel the same.
>>36604120It was a flood, first announcement was nearly 40 threads.
>>36604497That calmed down though. And something tells me it will take a similar drop route to Pony Life.
>>36604497>>36604510Yeah, those are literally the designs for the new show and there were 40 threads for not even a few hours.People saw it and immediately lost interest. Glimmer spam was worse and lasted for days or even weeks.
/mlp/ tripled in speed and G5 is not out yet.
>>36605405As an originalfag, I'm glad I'm not just crazy and screaming into the void that the later seasons aren't very good. >tfw just want to learn fandom history, create content, and enjoy ponies without people inserting their bullshit into thingsif only you knew how bad things really are.
>>36605468But Glimmer ruined the dynamic of the mane 6 and then the school made things unrecoverable. Season 9 was just shooting the corpse repeatedly with a BMG
>>36605466It was a lot of pic related early on, especially because it was right under my nose the whole time. Things are better now, but it hurts to think about it too much.>>36605468You're definitely not. I was a bit skeptical when I saw people warning others about the later seasons, but each progressive season had more and more episodes that I couldn't finish in a single sit-down because of secondhand embarassment, flanderizing personalities, or characters plot-jobbing. Props to anyone who's stuck around for so long and still does.
>>36605357But that's fine. Then you introduce them to G4.It's interesting to think about. How many new Pony fans will find G4 and how many will convert?How much life would it breathe into the fandom?There's your silver lining. G5 attracts enough attention which will partially get diverted to Pony in general.
>>36605422>newfag badmouthing new newfagswew
If there's anything about G4 you'd like to get off your chest, now would be a good time to do it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbR5WcyWl18
>>36603142This except instead of BNE, it's Winter Wrap up. I mean I think it's good, but not some mindblowing episode. Just a simple charming one.
Derpy brings me such immense joy and i don't know why. I just loves her so much. Pic related hurt to see but as anon put it, "through it all, she's still smiling" and that made it all okay
>>36604818bro...
>>36603127I'LL NEVER FORGIVE G4 FOR NOT GIVING US MORE EPISODES WITH LIMESTONE. I'LL NEVER FORGIVE THE WRITERS FOR CREATING SANDBAR, THE SHITTIEST CHARACTER IN ALL LITERATURE. I'LL NEVER FORGIVE DISCORD FOR BEING SUCH AN ANNOYING PIECE OF SHIT. And in the future, I won't forgive Hasbro for making G5 the worst thing mlp related.
>>36605516Whaaat in the hell the writers mean by this? Did she get brain trauma?
Backtalk is not acceptable!Previous Thread: >>36395396>What is this thread about?This thread is dedicated to stories that have clear dominate and submissive roles; both with and without consent.>What exactly is welcome in this thread?A wide variety of stories are welcomed here; from non-consent and sexual slavery, to abusive manipulation and psychological domination, to maids and extortion, and even healthy consensual relationships with BDSM role-play elements.A few topics that are discouraged are NTR, vore, scat, and other similar themes.Less old Pastebin list of all stories: https://poneb.in/f8f09HB4Old Pastebin list of all stories: https://poneb.in/778zgnJ5(Both outdated.)Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36603058Author's note: Police's ranks are more militarized than those in the US, so police sergeants are closer to military sergeants, corporals or even first class privates in their role, pay and position
Last ditch >bump
>>36604157This one
>>36604157>>36604988It would be nice if we at least got the rarara story somewhat wrapped up or the current chapter finished :(
>>36605033true that bro
Because there hasn't been one in a long time.Shy Eldritch Abomination EditionPost and discuss strange waifus.
>>36577725Apyrr a cute.What do they feel like when you pet them?
>>36603286the fleshlight that loves you back
Choose carefully.
>>36605494Glitter.
>>36605494Our child.
>Anon. Come play and learn about friendship with us, Anon. Forever and ever.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=cJbwUzIMDCU&ab_channel=Dansy
>>36603707of course i want to be forever with you cute mares .
>>36603707where is it..
There is nothing more pure than love between a man and a mare."Praise the Sun" editionOld thread: >>36499726Pastebin is flagging and deleting "potentially offensive or questionable" content; please backup anything you don't want to lose and consider migrating to ponepaste.Ongoing greens:Dreams to Dream by Stabbythesnowman (NMM)ponepaste.org/590Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36604822Wouldn't just calling her Máni (which I'm assuming is the moon part) work as a nickname?
>>36604870Mani-Mani statueworks too. It's cute.
>>36604870>>36604930heheI'll just say this about the next update, Anon didn't ignore how flustered she got when he surprise-kissed her.
>DARK BREAD FORCES, I CALL UPON YOUR OTHERWORLDLY CARBS TO BRING FORTH MY HUSBANDO
>>36604504Loved this update. Nýrmáni is a cute name, and you did a great job working in the lore behind it. >>36605028>Anon didn't ignore how flustered she got when he surprise-kissed her.It would be priceless to have Anon write an extremely graphic account in the enchanted journal about losing his virginity to his mare, completely forgetting that Luna was going to read it later.
Rumors say a bunch of oats and home baked peetzer will bless a home with love during Hearts and Hooves. Are you doing anything special for her?>Previous thread >>36262448>Lyrathread prompt and green archive.https://ponepaste.org/3167 >Lyrathread music archive https://lyrathread.bandcamp.com/album/lyra-thread-tuneshttps://youtu.be/6Qmr56JGhyY>Lyrathread art archive https://derpy.me/Lyrathread_Art
>>36601839>The circle is now complete, Anon; last we met I was the student, now I am the master.>"Only a master of boop, Lyra."
>>36595776>>36601759>>36598156*desire to cuddle intensifies*
>>36604469>Dude has property in the fuckin hills
>>36543268>>36588762Noice.
Your assignment here, my fellow Anons, is a simple one.>Find a screencap from the show, or really any pony image you like.>Open either imgflip’s meme generator or any basic photo editing software of your choice>Make an impact font image macro meme with ponies >???>Profit/nostalgiaIt doesn’t have to be funny, or even that interesting, but I figured this could make for a fun thread so give it a shot! Might even get some decent reaction image fodder out of it.
>>36604562Kek
>>36587608cope seethe
If you ever want to hurt a writefags feelings.
>>36605112>Reads creepypasta>See adverb>close tab
EDLWGM in a Nutshell Editionhttps://u.smutty.horse/lzncrrjcyau.mp4This thread is all about Equestria's mares in uniform. Whether they're a fighting troop, a backwater garrison, or the ponice, all are welcome subjects for art & green.>OngoingEveryday Life With Guardsmares: https://ponepaste.org/1047Everyday Life With Guardsmares FAQ: https://ponepaste.org/1058Sword and Shield: https://ponepaste.org/3066Elsewhile in the Royal Guard: https://ponepaste.org/2346Feather Scarf: https://ponepaste.org/1087Parks and Wilderness: https://ponepaste.org/3967>Out-of-Thread Honorable Mentions>RGREComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36602708
Welcome to the My Massive Pony thread!Pony sized little toys edition.Writers, artists, and critique are always welcome, so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.Check out our slowly growing ponepaste: https://ponepaste.org/3112Previous thread: >>36413624
Bump
>>36600106You should be into Orchid if you're into big waifus. Ulty and Sequoia are very nice, but the kaijupone is the cutest.
>>36603032
>>36603878
