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We all know how it should've happened, Sunset Shimmer was supposed to be defeated by the elements of Harmony. She was supposed to be reformed. And to learn the value of friendship, becoming not just someone who learned about friendship, but taught it to others. The shining seraphim of hope.But things... Don't always happen as they should. As the light of friendship on that night failed. And Sunset defeated Twilight and her friends. With her teenage army, she stormed the capital, and brought an end to Celestia's 1000 year reign. Equestria become a scorched and burning hellscape. With a Demonic Alicorn Ruler.You're brought before Sunset Shimmer in her Alicorn form. Her throne room a burning hellish red. Flags of her cutie mark are adorned from pillars above. Fire burns near the walls from the ground below. And towards the back is Sunsets throne. A demonic red seat which sits high above everything else. Before you now is Sunset. You witness her beautiful Shimmering mane of fire swaying elegantly in the throne room. She grins."Now Anon, you must choose. Serve me forever. Or stand for the pathetic friendship of the so called "friends" behind you."Twilight and the other 5 are in chains behind you beaten and bedraggled. With two tall towering demon guards of hers standing next to them, Twilight calls out,"Don't listen to her Anon! Fight her!"Sunset places her hoof under your chin gently grinning smugly. Her voice is sweet and seductive, but also demonic and echos a bit as it tickles your ear,"No! The only one you should listen to is me Anon! I can make you a demon as well. I'll give you power... You're smart, so you can be my advisor, and help me conquer the rest of Equestria."You softly mutter,"Power?"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36965223>>36965256>>36965756>>36967970"It's a hot fantasy, sure. But not a foundation for a solid relationship. Honestly, if you just put yourself out there and made an effort to meet lots of ponies, you'd have no problem finding somebody. Tons of stallions like a mare who takes charge and isn't afraid to speak her mind. I'm speaking from experience here.">She looks down at her hooves, and then back to you seeming irritated,>"You may be right. But I'm not good at... Communicating like that. What if I'm bad at it? What if I fail?""I think you're showing incredible initiative in looking for a stallion. And I think that's something my queen would appreciate. I'd like to help you if I can.">Limestone seems a little surprised,>"You really mean it?""Yeah. You should come work for me.">She seems a little hesitant but then relents,>"Fine. I'll work for you. Still want me to make rock soup?">You and Limestone hear and see Suri spitting out her rock soup from behind you."Your talents may lie elsewhere."
>>36977835>You arrive back at the throne room with Limestone.>"So, I'm gonna be your assistant.""Yep, you're gonna... Uh, assist me with things. And y'know, we'll help you find a stallion too.">"What about Suri?""She's been sent off to oversee the fashion show. Surely you have other talents you have that can justify having you around right? Like are you fast, or strong? Or.. Good at anything?">She smashes her hoof into a nearby pillar and it cracks.>Ah right, she did send you flying earlier. She must be super strong. She glares at you,>"I could be your guardmare if that counts.">She says sternly,"Eh, assistant, guardmare.. It's all the same.">Suddenly the throne room lights up and a green jet of light emits from the floor. And Sunset Shimmer is projected through it. She appears in hologram form in front of you.>"Anon! There you are.""H-hey Sunset, how's the city conquering going?">"Better than expected. We'll have this wrapped up within a day or two. Soon the eastern cities will be ours. And what about on your end? How's the fashion show?"Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36977838>You get to Sunsets bedroom and retrieve the amulet that lets you speak to her. And then head out via flying chariot into town with Limestone in tow.>"And so what was your plan again Anon?""Alright look, I'm gonna need to find 5 really shitty peop- er ponies, to fill the role of the elements of disharmony. I think you're probably a good candidate for the element of cruelty.">She scoffs,>"Whatever.""Just sayin. Anyhow, I think Suri might be our greed. But we've gotta find the others if we want to avoid total annihilation to other invading forces.">"But what would the other evil elements even be?""Well, instead of laughter, it'd be negativity, and then disloyalty, dishonesty. So three more to find.">"What about the fashion show, shouldn't we like, take care of that?"=========1) Suri can manage the fashion show2) Help Suri with the planning, surely the negative elements will reveal themselves.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36977838>armswait i thought we were pony>>369778412. If we want Suri to join our evil super sentai squadron, we should build a rapport with her first.
>>369778412. Also, as cool as the idea of disharmony is, it'd be VERY bad if all of those negative traits cause conflicts between the members.
>You do realize I’m old enough to be your mom?
>>36978460Widows do though.
>>36978771True. But the implications are completely different between the two.
>>36978841Just diy the widow. Chose your favorite married mare, then just plan out the rest. Its not the same as divorce but you get the same end result.
>>36976746>mares are breedable at any ageOne more reason that mares are better than wonen.
>>36978851Thats fucking disgusting, fuck you.
Anon, it doesn't look like anything to me.Last thread >>36787535The bin of greens archive: https://ponepaste.org/3558Google archive: https://docs.google.com/document/d/12hLgP6X9lEvXphilqkGQa5hWTXWXDuKw7FVj49NlZkkArt and OC archive: https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1r78zz2lXslL1JunYYS188jex5m9Nu9YQ-Welcome to the wild west of copycats & copyright infringement! What makes them different can range from anything be it scifi to supernatural and everything in between and can be totally unique OCs or riffed from what we already know. Earth, Equestria or another world anything goes. If you can give a pony a chance when she's not quite as she's supposed to be, then a bootleg waifu might be for you.-New or Continuing>Rarity buys bootleg Anon (Captain Conundrum) - https://ponepaste.org/3552 >>36794275>Jackie (blondie) - https://ponepaste.org/1887 >>36798464Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>36977602Yeah it sucked, probably could have finished the picture yesterday if I didn't feel like shit. Could have been writing Rosie Rock Part 2 by now.
Minky when?
>>36978469"Anon and the Case of the Mysterious Missing Mare, Minky"
>>36977602God damn, Anon, you drew this? Love it! This picture gave me a shit-eating grin that won't go away. Gonna write some more Condense now.
>>36978088next time try blasting your face with cold water in a shower, or alternating with contrast. i found it helps
WHY is there so much porn of these cute little ponies!?
>>36978475>At first, it was ironic.Speak for yourself. The first time I saw a pony ass I knew there was going to be "so much porn". Ponies have sexy asses.
>>36978614>men
>>36978790Wee boylets, sorry.
These two ponies are (distant) cousins.
>>36978433Because the FiM design is inherently oversexualized.
Previous thread: >>36756169
>>36977340Speaking of which, does anyone know any decent VR lewd pony games? I've given besti a try, it's a little janky but it works. I need to find more ways to justify my $1000 purchase.
>>36973673>tfw Twilight and you are branded as nazis for spreading redpills about yaks and how much property damage they cause on a daily basis
>>36978652Seconding this.
Hey! Welcome back to Whose Line Is It Anyway? The thread where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like people who think anything past season 2 is cannon.Let's move onto a game called Scenes From a Hat! How this game works is that before the thread I asked my mom to write down suggestions for scenarios she'd like our anons to act out.Starting with...>"Things Equestria's only human could do, that would get him instantly banished to the moon."
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>>36976219make it jokey, that shit SU is dogshit that don't deserve to be take seriously.
OP here. Holy shit I never once expected this thread to last as long as it did, or have all sorts of creative responses!Being completely honest, several other people took over the role of Drew for me, I ended up forgetting to post a new reply several timesLove you faggots.
>>36977826Thanks for starting this thread, OP. It was the fun. Which responses were your favorites/made you laugh the most?love you too... no homo
>>36977728I agree. Going with this.>>36977826I did a few of them. Personally I feel like a few of them were stupid but a lot of creatives took over and floored me.
>>36978140>MineBoom.
>>36976366>end all be all royal rumble summer slam smackdown falls count anywhere waifu claim matchBAH GOD KING THE AUTISM IN THE AIR IS POSITIVELY ELECTRIC TONIGHT
>>36970596Claimed
>>36978792I don't even know who the hell that is.
>>36978837It's a pony, and now your day is ruined.
>>36976285Midnight blossom of course
>>36976645What a qt
>>36976285The one in your arms.
>>36977637supercharged
Eeeeeee
"That's reality Twilight. We'll never truly be able to spend time with each other because of your job. Nor will you be able to spend a whole lot of time with any of your friends. No matter how bad you want it, Equestrias needs come first. Choosing anything else would be selfish. Your destiny is to be the princess that everyone needs, and you're going to have to put up with this for a long time.">"A long time?""Possibly forever.">"No..""The only way out would be choosing the selfish option, but we all know that you'd never do something like that. I'm sad about not spending enough time with you. Hell I miss cuddling with you all the time. But I'm happy that you're sacrificing your own happiness to keep Equestria safe.">Twilight grits her teeth and mutters softly,>"Sacrificing, my own happiness...""Well, in a manner of speaking of course. But Twilight, I know that you'll always choose the fate of Equestria, over the fate of your friends, and thats what makes you truly special.">Twilights mouth gapes for a moment.>"M-my.. Friends..""Anyhow, I know you're busy tonight. I'm gonna get back to reading that book you gave me. I'll see you later Twilight.">Twilight glares off into the distance, sinking into her elbows. She mutters,>"I haven't been choosing for myself... Or for my friends. I've been letting destiny decide for me...">As you walk away, Twilights eyes sheen over with an inky blackness.>"No, I WILL choose my friends over Equestria.."
>>36978820then twilight made starlight an alicorn and they all lived happily ever after
>>36978820Based evil purple princess.
>>36978831She dumps the work on Spike and goes off to have fun.
Previous Thread: >>36938192This is a thread about mutual sexy times involving herm pones.Please try to keep image dumping and posting of extreme fetishes to a minimum, especially so for /d/-tier fetishes, and at least tolerate others' differences in taste.Ponebin links for previous greens:https://poneb.in/C5SV8Cpqhttps://poneb.in/u1bs9zEchttps://poneb.in/kSu43d34https://poneb.in/80ysJawUhttps://poneb.in/pQuJhAK1
>>36977154kek
Morning wood
>>36976244I'm personally not a penile communist, but I can understand not wanting too much of a size difference. A fair percentage of the time, folks will include a humiliation factor, and that's not really appealing.
>>36978448Personally, I'm all about mutuality, which meshes well with matching members. Full-contact frotting from balls to flares after impregnating one another with loving cuddles all the while is just perfect to me.
Wish we could turn back time, to the good old days.
>>36977208You missed the point, read greens, I started watching this year
>>36977079That moon landing is coming upNow's the chance to get Luna on the moon
>>36977085Blessed post. We're all going to make it.
>>36957812forever
>>36973394Now I will definitely do it, thanks.I asked some if I should skip anything, but changed my mind and think I'll watch everything, for bad episodes are fun to discuss. I know Faust left after season 2, interested to see how this affected the show.
Welcome to Thread: Equestrian/Musicians/Poets/Other, T:EM/P/O, or Tempo.A conglomerate of content creators since we couldn't keep our own threads up alone. If you're working on something, be it musicfagging, writefagging, drawfagging, poetfagging, craftfagging, or game-devfagging come by and post for some feedback or give some of your own. If you want to start content creating why not start today?Resource Bin:https://ponepaste.org/2348Drawing room:https://aggie.io/tempoPrevious Thread:>>36849065 (Dead)
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>>36976651Golden horsie.
>>36976140what in god's name is that
>>36978270A cursed being.
>>36978270He is the judge that will decide if you are worthy of entering Equestria
Something looks awkward about this music video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQKaAlMNvm8Ah I see.The camera is so zoomed in that you can't see Pinkie's leg touching the ground. That makes the visuals look out of sync with the song.That and the fact we have 4 legs to account for so we don't know which hoof to sync with the beat of the song, which feels slow compared to 2/4 legs touching the ground all at once.
>>36978214The people you speak of have no worth to be sociable for. They are lifeless husks that know how to socialize. They are no different from us except they have social skills.
>>36978681stfu ponkfag
>>36978677I am delighted but still confused.
>>36978697liking pinkie pie is not an insult and neither is being homosexual. im sorry you feel this way
>>36978196SMILE EVERYPONY
What is your favourite part of a mare? Mine is probably their kind spirits.
>>36888889One post away.I feel the pain.
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>36888351Everything about a mare is wonderful, everything. But their eyes are enchanting.>>36888727Rolling.
Page 8 bump.
plot
>>36978743Fertile for foals.
>Dance with me, Anon.
>>36978129>tfw no apple mare to dance withIt hurts to live.
>>36978154Adorable
>ywn dance with a pegasus mare while "Come Fly With Me" plays in the backgroundWhy must life be so cruel?
>>36978129Not like I'll have a choice. Completely fine by me.
>>36978129burrito mare
