A brush with Death editionPrevious >>>>37597247Bunker https://nhnb.org/fim/res/3505.htmlWelcome to the wild west of copycats & copyright infringement! Here in the bargain bin there's a ton of freedom where things aren't quite right... but a bootleg waifu might still be for you. Bootleg can be many things or cover many genres, but we specialize in knockoffs with tons of heart and soul whether its OCs, or knockoffs of canon. Get ready for feels or fun where they can win you over despite of their inherent flaws.Now continuing>[Cadence] Condense (ReggieSomething) https://ponepaste.org/4168>[NMM] Midnight Part 2 (AutoPony) https://ponepaste.org/5610 >[AJ, Twilight, OC] Jacky Part 10 (Blondie) https://ponepaste.org/5740>[Twilight] Twill Shorts https://ponepaste.org/5703On recent hiatus>[Dim Sum, Cricket, Thun and Co] House of Boots (Kirko Bangz) https://ponepaste.org/5794Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37723835>"I'm sure I'll need more parts at some point - Cutlass is coming along nicely, but it was nothing short of a basketcase when I got it," he says with a laugh. "I take it you still have my number?">You nod.>"If you need anything for her, give me a call. I can take care of some things, and I have a couple of friends that I trust with this sort of sensitive stuff. Just above all, try to keep her possessing a low profile - I can't say what would happen to her in a legal sense, but I can guarantee wherever she came from - well, those people would rather not have her existence risk getting caught experimenting with bio-engineering.">While that is a thought that crossed your mind, hearing someone else mention it gives you a sickening feeling.>Even with the added security of an RFID chip, Midnight is not completely safe."Will do. I appreciate it," you say, shaking his hand again.>"It was nice meeting you, Midnight," Teddy calls over to the mare.>While still remaining rather standoffish, Midnight at least takes a moment to stop and offer a half-hearted wave of a hoof.>With that, Teddy wanders back outside, while you consider everything he's told you.>But first thing's first..."Hey Midnight, got something for you," you say enticingly.>"Unless it's chains to hold up these axles, I don't have any interest right now," she huffs. "I'm basically waiting on you now.">Despite the attitude, Midnight shifts her attention from the undercarriage of the Trailduster to you as you approach.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37723838>It really does look good against her dark coat...>She looks down at it, lightly batting at the pendant with her hoof.>"I guess it will do," she says in a restrained voice. "This does not make me your pet, though.""You're your own mare, Midnight. Just a little bit safer.">"I hope so," she says. "Now seriously, I'm chomping at the bit to get this done - come on.">With gusto, you stand up and get back to the original plan of the day.>Albeit a little more comfortable, a little confused, and a little unsure of your feelings...-----
>>37723842>PendantOh my. I don't know if the world is ready yet for Midnight.Good stuff m8
>>37723917>Oh my. I don't know if the world is ready yet for Midnight.Nonsense - just think of all the awful words she could teach small children, an the amount of other people she could shout at for giving her a funny look.
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Previous Thread: >>37647118This is a thread about mutual sexy times involving herm pones, that means the full horse lover's combo platter.Please try to at least tolerate others' differences in taste, and don't go overboard with discussions of extreme fetishes.Greentexts: https://ponepaste.org/5332
>>37722914>https://cdn.ponybooru.org/img/view/2021/9/14/2935290.png>furryfucking ruinedkill the thread, its all over
>>37714310>>37718813maledom in disguisedisgusting
>>37718813>A few more short, hard thrusts later to deposit the last of her payload, and Twilight releases the mare's mane with a satisfied sigh.>Sunny, for her part, just flops bonelessly to the floor with a gurgle, her hind end only remaining up do to the stiff rod embedded within, and as it softens, her bottom is slowly lowered as well.>With a plop, Twilight's knobby cockhead pops free, and Sunny sprawls the rest of the way across the floor, her gaping pussy leaking a small trail of pearly cum over her erratically winking clit.>Twilight takes one, two, three shaky steps back, then flops onto her own hind end, a dopey smile on her face.>"Phew... I really needed that," the mumbles as she blinks drunkenly around the room, eyes falling on the twitching mare in front of her.>Then they go wide and she scrambles to her hooves.>"Oh no! I did it again! I'm so sorry!" she says as she swoops the mare up in her magic and spins her around, looking into the fucked-silly face of the first pony she's met in this new age.>Talk about horrible first impressions!>She probably thinks the ponies of ancient Equestria were all sex-crazed maniacs!>"Are you alright, Sunny? Speak to me! Did I hurt you?">"Pony princess pee-pee go brrr," responds the mare with a giggle, causing Twilight to wail and hug the mare tightly to her chest.>"No! I broke your mind! You're beautiful mind! This is Moondancer all over again!">"P-princess?" Sunny says as she blinks a few times, awareness slowly returning, as well as the sensations of her body. "Oh wow, I'm going to be super sore in the morning.">"Sunny? A-are you alright? Please tell me you aren't a cock-crazed slut that lives only to be rutted," Twilight pleads as she holds the mare out and searches her face for traces of intelligence.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37723616I loved it anon, Sunny and Twy will became veeeeeery close friends I'm sure.I wish Hitch had a taste of that alicorn log and discover his passion for marecock
>>37722914God she's lovely. I want to impregnate my futa marewife so bad bros.>>37723493b&thro != furryKnow the difference. Next you're going to say all anthro is furshit.
Who will be the top content creators of g5?
>>37723625Looks at second to last panel. It looks like he photographed himself, then rotoscoped own photo.
James Marsden.
>>37723087MY KNEES! THEY'RE MOVING ON THEIR OWN
>>37723845Yes
>>37723510That campfire gimmick was pretty damn clever.
Home of all your chitinous needs and the center for all FiM changeling artwork, discussion, stories and more.Previous Thread: >>37480909Alternative Thread: https://nhnb.org/fim/res/3333.html=Active Stories and Short Greens=BuggyCYOA>What is BuggyCYOA?BuggyCYOA is(thus far) a simple adventure involving an Anon who is trying to care for a changeling that he found starving in the Everfree Forest.Life may be simple now, but many secrets lurk in this world, and things may change at any moment...Get caught up at the BuggyCYOA Archive: https://ponepaste.org/4086Or on fimfiction: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/499520/buggycyoaAftermath of Failure: https://nhnb.org/fim/res/3333.html#3908Expedited Shipping: https://nhnb.org/fim/res/3333.html#4038Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37723419that image feels cropped
>>37723444As far as I know that's it.
>>37724143smugg bugg
>The ending of the cast>Its about fucking timeFor 4 years now we've recorded a /mlp/odcast every single week. Never missed one.And now it's all over.Join us as we bid adieu to this shitshow and all the friends we made from it.We're still on the ride, and some of us may come back doing other things here, so keep your eyes peeled.But for now, we're going to spend some quality time with our waifus.So long, and thanks for all the ponies.-- Anon
End of an era
And nothing of value was lost.
The offboard /mlp/ YouTube Discord server just ended up as the literal dump where rejects from other servers which branched out from ponies end up including that guy on the podcast who was bragging about not knowing what flutterrape is or who Tracy Cage is
Was this the EQG podcast? Didn't really belong on /mlp/ then, did it?
>>37722747>months agoMore like years ago.
Pinkie Pie Thread #103: Halloween Costume EditionArrgh! Pinkie Pie has decided to dress up as a pirate for Halloween! She’ll hoard all the chocolate coins she can, resist bathing in the ocean blue, and pirate 30 year old Nintendo games that cost thousands of doubloons on eBay for no reason! Do what you want, cause a party horse is free!
>>37723371that is not a sentenceit's an imageand besides, you can't kill what's already dead
>>37722004If you glance at the thumbnail it kind of looks like she has a huge weiner.
>>37722168Based
>>37723909no it don'tand this is coming from someone who's hella gay
Howdy, partner!What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:~~~~~>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37722946>She was this close to seeing the Sunset parts
>>37723153Can’t spoil it too soon
>>37723317Or to conveniently
>>37723602True
>>37722946And he was strangled
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>>37724315She so cute!
>>37723610Evil? Not really, it would be tempting but no.Both of us being neurotic weirdos together? Highly likely.
>>37723985How about a kiss?
>What is Flutterrape?Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her stead and attempt their own versions of rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (AiE, RGRE etc) about story content before posting.>It's been 9 years, how is this thread still alive?A perverse mixture of Necromancy and spite.>How do I start writing?Use your imagination, you nitwit. Additionally, brush up on your grammar and abandon your standards.Writing Guides:Clever Dick's Tips For Short Stories -- https://ponepaste.org/1274Driverbang's Writing Guide -- https://ponepaste.org/1275Navarone's Writing Rules -- https://ponepaste.org/1276For additional information, lurk. There used to be a Writer's Guild, but it died. So many threads have died, but only Flutterrape has remained. We shall always remain. We are bound to the fate of the board as a Lich is bound to its phylactery.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>37723309OP pic for next thread please
>>37722076Cute Derpy
>>37676224Made me fucking smile with this
>>37723309She looks like she’s enjoying that a little too much
>>37723309The only thing your candle does to me, yellow horse, is make me wanna conquer worlds...
pony of reproduction and orgy
>>37724537when making this thread i was actually intending to write "pony of balloons and party" with a picture of pinkie pie but then i thought about helium instead of balloons and helium is the second element of the periodic table and a synonym of "secondary" is "reproduction", similarly a synonym of "party" is "orgy", but then i wouldnt want to defile pinkie pie like that, so i threw in some random mare that looks like a total slut
>>37724580Still could’ve made her cutie mark a bunch of bananas, not two pointing to the back and one pointing to the front
>>37724567>>37724592i mean, maybe they're just bananas
>>37724600>when making this threadthat was your first mistake. then you made a whole lot of others. jesus you're just garbage all around aren't you
find a flaw
>>37722184Have you seen the movie? G5 ponies only have a cutie mark on their right flank
>>37723479Just watched the first minute of the film, they're clearly on both flanks.
>>37720328several yet muuuuuch better than most g4 plushies
>>37720328Why is she a hornlet? Her horn should be much longer.
>>37722883No, that’s just you looking in a mirror.
Cosplay Editionprev. thread: >>37608194
>>37722491I want a sexually dominant stallion to bust my balls.
>>37723693YWNHASBF
>>37724018I want a sexually dominant stallion's balls in my mouth
>>37724057That's not bad either.
>>37724018no
Post-Mortal Edition
>>37720555very based of you anonalso unf that flutterbutt
I really love Kalianne a lot.
>>37716799This snek looks really excited, did someone bring him a gift?
>>37722735I think he’s just talking excitedly because he is probably kinda high. Everything is fucking great man.I don’t know if the drug venom ones would be immune to it actually? Maybe slightly.
>>37723066In general snakes are immune to their own venom.
You must give the snek some of the bacon.
>>37723729Bacon is probably like a candy to them because it’s too small for feel like food and it’s crunchy and they can’t crunch good
A CYOAArchive: https://www.anonpone.com/landfall/Aliens have invaded!But now you're starting to turn the tables, managing to take back Las Pegasus from the Smooze that the aliens used to cover the city, you're now focused on cleaning up before your next move.You've already managed to save your home town so rescuing ponies from alien mind-control and villains summoned by otherworldly means and with the defeat of the Smooze, Las Pegasus is effectively liberated.Now Gem must prove her strength to her father, Crystal Must "Interrogate" an alien captive and Dusty and Buttons must deal with having nothing to do in particular! Can Gem and her rag-tag gang figure out where to go next in their journey to save the world?This is where our story continues!Discord Link for my quests: https://discord.gg/RHCWAUrq4EInventory: https://pastebin.com/uw4bXSvQExtended Move-Set: https://pastebin.com/s4EAHxBf
>>37718254Dusty and Gem: Drink that alcoholButtons: Watch curiously to see how they'll reactCrystal: Stop dawdling and find the others.
>>37718254Gem:After you drink the entire glass roll around in the floor because holy shot that's was terrible.
>>37718254GemOh it is on, drink your glass then stare at him and reach over take his glass and drink that too. Reassert your dominance over him.Resist urge to hurl.DustyGive it a sniff and instantly feel your nose hairs curl and your chest fluff thicken.CrystalGet some stuff together.to make more potions maybe.
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>>37724570vp8h8
